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UPDATE 26
Kaafi der tak main aarohi ko kiss karta raha
Phir main kiss tod diya
Aarohi mujhe dekhne lagi
Main aarohi ki kameez upar uthane laga
Ab aarohi samajh gayi
Ki main kya karna chahta hoon
Isi liye aarohi ne apne hath upar kar diye
Main uski kameez utaar diya
Aur Phir use dekhne laga
Mere dil ki dhadkan aur jyada badh gayi
Aarohi..dekh toh aise rahe hain
Jaise pehle kabhi na dekha ho
Main muskura diya
Aur phir aarohi ki shalwar ka naara kheench diya
Jisse aarohi sharma gayi
Ab woh sirf bra aur panty mein thi
Kitni khubsurat thi woh
Main uska hath pakadke bed pe baith gaya
Aur use kiss karne laga
Uski jubaan ko kas kas ke chusne laga
Aarohi madhosh hone lagi
Kiss karne ke baad main uski bra utaara
Aur phir uske vaksho ko dekhne laga
Uske vaksh bade the
Uski age ke hisaab se
Main uske vaksho ko sehlane laga
Aarohi apni aankhein band kar liya
Tab tak mera mind meri shirt ke button khone laga
Main aarohi ke gale ko chumte hue
Uske vaksho ko bade pyar se daba raha tha
Jisse aarohi siskiya le rahi thi
Tabhi main aarohi ki Gardan pe kaat diya
Aarohi ki aah nikal gayi
Woh mere sar ko sehla rahi thi
Phir kuch hi der mein main bhi nanga ho gaya
Uske baad main aarohi ka hath pakadke apne lund pe rakh diya
Aarohi apni aankhein khol di
Aur mujhe dekhne lagi
Is pal ka pata nahi kabse intezaar kar rahi thi
Ki kab maharaj mujhe pyar kare
Haan main jaanti thi
Ki abhi unke upar hawas haawi hai
Lekin is haalat mein bhi unhein koi jaldi nahi thi
Maharaj ka lund itna bada tha
Ki meri mutthi mein nahi aaraha tha
Maharaj ne apna munh mere vaksho pe rakh diya
Aur unhein baari baari chusne lage
Main dheere dheere unke lund ko aage peechhe karne lagi
Jis wajah se maharaj aur jor se mere vaksho ko chus rahe the
Daba rahe the
Kabhi kabhi nipples ko kaat bhi lete
Jisse main machal uthti
Kaatne ke baad woh apni jubaan se chaatne lagte
Main ek hath se Maharaj ke lund ko muthiya rahi thi
Aur dusre hath se unke balls ko sehla rahi thi
Haan mujhe sharam aarahi thi
Par kya karu unhein khush rakhna mere liye sabse achchi baat thi
Phir unhone mere vaksho ko chusna band kar diya
Main machal rahi thi
Mujhe apni boor mein ajeeb si halchal mehsus ho rahi thi
Dil joro se dhadak raha tha
Phir Maharaj ne mujhe lita diya
Aur meri panty utaarke
Meri taango ko faila diya
Meri baalo se bhari boor ko dekhke woh muskura pade
Aur phir meri boor pe unhone apna munh rakh Diya
Aur khoob jor jor se chusne lage
Main paagal ho gayi
Waise pichhle janam mein bhi woh aise hi the
Us time mein maine kya kisi ne nahi suna tha
Ki yoni bhi chusi jaati hai
Aur kuchh hi der mein main bardasht nahi kar paayi
Aur unke munh mein hi paani chhod di
Mera poora bandan kaanp raha tha
Aarohi..aap chup kyun hain aah
Main..kya bolu
Aarohi..kuchh bhi boliye
Mujhe pata hai aap Apne aapko rok rahe hain
Main..bolunga toh gussa ho jaaogi
Aarohi..nahi houngi
Main..soch lo
Aarohi..soch liya
Main..toh meri jaan kaisa lag raha hai
Apni jhaanto se bhari boor chuswane mein
Aarohi..bahut achcha lag raha hai
Main..toh ab kya karu
Aarohi..kya karenge
Daal dijiye apna maha lund meri boor mein
Tod dijiye meri seal
Bhar dijiye meri boor apni malai se
Main..pakka
Aarohi.. pakka
Main..toh phir theek hai
Main apna hath oil ki bottle ki taraf badhaya
Bottle mere hath mein aagayi
Main achchi tarah se apne lund ko chikna
Aur aarohi ki boor ko bhi
Aarohi bas mujhe dekh rahi thi
Phir main apna lund aarohi ki boor pe set kiya
Aur uski boor ko ragadne laga
Aarohi..tadpaiye mat ab daal dijiye apna lund meri boor mein
Chod daaliye apni biwi ko
Bana lijiye mujhe apni bhosdi
Maine aarohi ki bur me lund tika kar ek jor ka dhakka lagaya to vo fisal kar upar chala gaya
Aarohi ye dekh kar khud hi apne hath se mera lund pakad kar apni bur ke chhed par laga diya aur mujhe jor se dhakka maarne ka ishara kiya.
Iss baar maine tagda jhatka diya to lund aarohi ki bur ko kakdi ki tarah cheerta hua andar 3 inch ja ghusa
dard ki vajah se aarohi ki cheekh nikalne hi wali thi ki maine uske honto ko apne hont se band kar diya
Aarohi ki ankho ke samne andhera chha gaya
Uski ankho se pani bahne laga
Uske hotho ko chusne laga sath hi dono choochiyo ko dhire dhire sahlane aur masalne laga
aise hi kuch der tak karte rahne se uski halat me sudhar aane laga.
Jab maine dekha ki ab vo kuch theek hai tab phir se ek jor dar dhakka maar diya uski bur me
dhakka itna takatwar tha ki mera lund aarohi ki bur ko phadta hua uski bachchedani se ja takraya
Aarohi ki bur se khoon ka risaav hone laga.
Vo jor se cheekhte huye lagbhag behosh ho gayi
Main use hosh mein laaya
Hosh mein aate hi jor zor zor se rone lagi Aarohi
Mera lund uski boor mein fans gaya
Itni tight thi uski boor
Main uske nipples ko chusne laga
Aur uske clitoris ko masalne laga
Jisse aarohi kuchh der mein garam ho gayi
Aur main phir main dheere dheere dhakke maarne laga
Toh biwi mein pehla number aarohi ka hi aaya
Aarohi..haan ab maza aaraha hai
Bas aise hi chodte rahiye
Aur jor se peliye apni àarohi ki boor mein apna yeh gadhe wala lund
Main..haan meri jaan
Badi tight boor hai tumhari
Ek dum kasi hui
Aarohi.. toh aap chod chod ke meri boor ka bhosda bana dijiye
Main..haan meri jaan roz tumhari boor maarunga
Bas tum mujhe dekhte hi
Apni taango ko khol dena
Aarohi..theek hai
Aah aah maa
Main..maa mat bolo yaar
Tumhari maa ko bhi chodne ka man karega
Mujhe
Aarohi..toh kya hua
Chod lijiyega apni saas ko
Waise aap use isi liye toh yahan leke aaye hain
Main..radha maami ke paas gayi ki nahi
Aarohi..nahi
Aah maa bas aise
Main..haan meri jaan aur jor se lo
Main danadan aarohi ki boor mein apna lund pelta raha
Aarohi cheekhti rahi
Maze se
Kabhi ro bhi deti
Maze se
Aarohi..waah Maharaj
Aap ki aankho mein aansu kaise aaye
Main..mujhe kya pata
Aarohi..mere pyare Maharaj
Yeh bolke Aarohi mere gaal sehlane lagi
Bas poore ek ghante tak main aarohi ko chodta raha
Aur phir uski boor mein hi jhad gaya
Isi beech pata nahi woh kitni baar jhadi
Phir main uske bagal mein let gaya
Tabhi room ka gate khula
Aur divya andar aagayi
Aur humein is haalat mein dekhke chuank gayi
Phir sorry bolke woh chali gayi
Main aarohi ke boor ki sekayi kiya
Use nehlaya
Aur phir bedsheet badalke
Use bed pe lita diya
Divya baithi hui hall mein tv dekh rahi thi
Main uske bagal mein baith gaya
Main..kya hua
Divya..kuchh bhi toh nahi
Main..batao na kya hua
Divya..aap bahut bade waale hain
Main..kyun bhai
Divya..humein sirf kiss Karke chhod dete hain
Aur jab pyar karne ka time aata hai
Main..pehli baar kisi ko dekha hai
Sex ke liye apne pati ko daant rahi hai
Divya..aap mere paas kyun nahi aaye
Main..kal aaunga
Tab tak apni boor ko bolo
Ki sabar kare
Bas phir kya tha
Divya buri tarah sharma gayi
Main uske gaalo ko chum liya
Tabhi meri najar neha pe padi
Neha aake meri god mein baith gayi
Main..yeh kya kar rahi ho
Neha..apni gaddi pe baith rahi hoon
Yeh sunke divya hansne lagi
Neha..aap kyun hans rahi hain
Divya..bas aise hi
Tabhi meri najar teena pe padi
Woh humein hi dekh rahi thi
Neha..achcha suniye na
Mera admission karwa dijiye na
College mein
Main..karwa dunga
Neha..aap.nahi gaye college
Main..kal jaaunga
Neha..ab toh har jagah choot nahi dikh rahi hai
Main..hanste hue..nahi
Kahin ghumne chalein
Neha..chaliye
Main..tum chalogi
Teena..mujhe ghumna phirna pasand nahi hai
Aap sab jaaiye
Phir chala gaya
Un sabke sath ghumne
Ghar aate humein shaam ho gayi
Divya aur radha graduation kar chuki thi
Ab woh dono masters karne waali thi
Haan bhai woh dono mujhse badi thi
Baap re baap
Yeh hua kya hai ise
Saala yeh toh badi harami ho gayi
Woh kya hai jab main ghar pahuncha
Toh sheetal mujhe apne sath leke Apne room mein gayi
Aur room mein pahunchte hi mujhe maarne lagi
Mere baal nochne lagi
Main..are maar kyun rahi ho
Sheetal..shaadi karne ke baad suhagrat bhi hoti hai
Suhagrat kaun manayega
Yeh bolke woh mujhe aur maari
Main..pata bhi hai suhagrat mein kya hota hai
Sheetal..haan main toh bachchi hoon
Main..kya hota hai
Jara batana
Sheetal chup ho gayi
Tabhi woh mujhe aur maarne lagi
Main..yeh kya kar rahi ho
Pati ko kaun maarta hai
Sheetal..pati
Aisa pati hota hai
Jo biwi se pyar bhari baatein na kare
Din bhar bahar ghume
Aur ghar pe aaye
Toh biwi ke liye koi gift na laaye
Main..ab dhyan rakhkhunga
Behenchod Maharaj hoon main shibu ka
Aur biwi se maar kha raha tha
Sheetal..gaali de rahe hain mujhe
Aur usne mere kaan pakad liye
Main..ab jyada ho raha hai
Badi maar maarunga
Yeh sunke sheetal mujhe chhodke peeche hat gayi
Aur phir apni chappal utaarne lagi
Behenchod main bhaga wahan se
Meeta..are kya hua daud kyun raha hai
Main..bas aise hi man kar raha hai
Meeta..yeh tere baal kisne bigaad diye
Aur meeta didi mere.baal set karne lagi
Meeta.. college nahi jaata
Main..kal se jaaunga
Meeta..itna bunk maarega toh fail ho jaayega
Aur phir meeta didi mere sar pe maarne lagi
Meeta..bahut manmani karne laga hai
Main..bola toh kal se jaaunga
Aur fail main kabhi nahi hounga
Likh ke deta hoon
Meeta..achcha bataiyo jara
Uske.baad meeta didi ne kuchh questions puchhe
Jiska maine answer diya
Meeta..yeh toh third year ka question hai
tujhe answer kaise pata chala
Main..aisa koi sawal nahi jiska mere paas jawab na ho
Meeta..achcha jara bataiyo
Jeans ke neeche kya pehente hain
Main..wohi jo Aapne pehna hai
Meeta..aankh dikhate hue..kya pehna hai maine
Main..abhi toh shoes pehne hain
Meeta..kutta kyun kaat ta hai
Apni gaand ki khujli mitane ke liye
Madarchod mujhe kayi baar kaata tha
Saale randi ke chode
Meeta..jawab de
Main..are woh toh kutte ko pata hoga
Aap bhi faaltu ke sawal karke bore kar rahi ho
Yeh bolke main wahan se nikal.liya
Uske baad main Apne room mein baithke
Dhyan lagane laga
Main yeh Dekh raha tha
Ki kaunsa insaan bhukha hai
Aur kaun insaan paise ki wajah se sucide kar raha hai
Kayi log the
Jinke yahan bhukhmari ho rahi thi
Main bag nikaala
Aur paise leke teleport hua
Aur har ek aadmi ke room mein paise rakh aaya
Tabhi pooja ne room knock kiya
Main gate khola
Aur jab mujhe uske man ki baatein sunayi di
Toh main apna sar peet liya
Man mein hi
Ab dekho bhai main itna bhi shareef nahi hoon
Bhale hi mujhpe abhi junoon haawi nahi tha
Lekin apna usul hai
Jahan choot mile chod do
Jahan gaand mile maar lo
Pooja.. bhaiya aap mujhe homework Karwa denge
Main..why not
Uske baad pooja mere room mein aagayi
Aur main gate lock kar diya.....
Kaafi der tak main aarohi ko kiss karta raha
Phir main kiss tod diya
Aarohi mujhe dekhne lagi
Main aarohi ki kameez upar uthane laga
Ab aarohi samajh gayi
Ki main kya karna chahta hoon
Isi liye aarohi ne apne hath upar kar diye
Main uski kameez utaar diya
Aur Phir use dekhne laga
Mere dil ki dhadkan aur jyada badh gayi
Aarohi..dekh toh aise rahe hain
Jaise pehle kabhi na dekha ho
Main muskura diya
Aur phir aarohi ki shalwar ka naara kheench diya
Jisse aarohi sharma gayi
Ab woh sirf bra aur panty mein thi
Kitni khubsurat thi woh
Main uska hath pakadke bed pe baith gaya
Aur use kiss karne laga
Uski jubaan ko kas kas ke chusne laga
Aarohi madhosh hone lagi
Kiss karne ke baad main uski bra utaara
Aur phir uske vaksho ko dekhne laga
Uske vaksh bade the
Uski age ke hisaab se
Main uske vaksho ko sehlane laga
Aarohi apni aankhein band kar liya
Tab tak mera mind meri shirt ke button khone laga
Main aarohi ke gale ko chumte hue
Uske vaksho ko bade pyar se daba raha tha
Jisse aarohi siskiya le rahi thi
Tabhi main aarohi ki Gardan pe kaat diya
Aarohi ki aah nikal gayi
Woh mere sar ko sehla rahi thi
Phir kuch hi der mein main bhi nanga ho gaya
Uske baad main aarohi ka hath pakadke apne lund pe rakh diya
Aarohi apni aankhein khol di
Aur mujhe dekhne lagi
Is pal ka pata nahi kabse intezaar kar rahi thi
Ki kab maharaj mujhe pyar kare
Haan main jaanti thi
Ki abhi unke upar hawas haawi hai
Lekin is haalat mein bhi unhein koi jaldi nahi thi
Maharaj ka lund itna bada tha
Ki meri mutthi mein nahi aaraha tha
Maharaj ne apna munh mere vaksho pe rakh diya
Aur unhein baari baari chusne lage
Main dheere dheere unke lund ko aage peechhe karne lagi
Jis wajah se maharaj aur jor se mere vaksho ko chus rahe the
Daba rahe the
Kabhi kabhi nipples ko kaat bhi lete
Jisse main machal uthti
Kaatne ke baad woh apni jubaan se chaatne lagte
Main ek hath se Maharaj ke lund ko muthiya rahi thi
Aur dusre hath se unke balls ko sehla rahi thi
Haan mujhe sharam aarahi thi
Par kya karu unhein khush rakhna mere liye sabse achchi baat thi
Phir unhone mere vaksho ko chusna band kar diya
Main machal rahi thi
Mujhe apni boor mein ajeeb si halchal mehsus ho rahi thi
Dil joro se dhadak raha tha
Phir Maharaj ne mujhe lita diya
Aur meri panty utaarke
Meri taango ko faila diya
Meri baalo se bhari boor ko dekhke woh muskura pade
Aur phir meri boor pe unhone apna munh rakh Diya
Aur khoob jor jor se chusne lage
Main paagal ho gayi
Waise pichhle janam mein bhi woh aise hi the
Us time mein maine kya kisi ne nahi suna tha
Ki yoni bhi chusi jaati hai
Aur kuchh hi der mein main bardasht nahi kar paayi
Aur unke munh mein hi paani chhod di
Mera poora bandan kaanp raha tha
Aarohi..aap chup kyun hain aah
Main..kya bolu
Aarohi..kuchh bhi boliye
Mujhe pata hai aap Apne aapko rok rahe hain
Main..bolunga toh gussa ho jaaogi
Aarohi..nahi houngi
Main..soch lo
Aarohi..soch liya
Main..toh meri jaan kaisa lag raha hai
Apni jhaanto se bhari boor chuswane mein
Aarohi..bahut achcha lag raha hai
Main..toh ab kya karu
Aarohi..kya karenge
Daal dijiye apna maha lund meri boor mein
Tod dijiye meri seal
Bhar dijiye meri boor apni malai se
Main..pakka
Aarohi.. pakka
Main..toh phir theek hai
Main apna hath oil ki bottle ki taraf badhaya
Bottle mere hath mein aagayi
Main achchi tarah se apne lund ko chikna
Aur aarohi ki boor ko bhi
Aarohi bas mujhe dekh rahi thi
Phir main apna lund aarohi ki boor pe set kiya
Aur uski boor ko ragadne laga
Aarohi..tadpaiye mat ab daal dijiye apna lund meri boor mein
Chod daaliye apni biwi ko
Bana lijiye mujhe apni bhosdi
Maine aarohi ki bur me lund tika kar ek jor ka dhakka lagaya to vo fisal kar upar chala gaya
Aarohi ye dekh kar khud hi apne hath se mera lund pakad kar apni bur ke chhed par laga diya aur mujhe jor se dhakka maarne ka ishara kiya.
Iss baar maine tagda jhatka diya to lund aarohi ki bur ko kakdi ki tarah cheerta hua andar 3 inch ja ghusa
dard ki vajah se aarohi ki cheekh nikalne hi wali thi ki maine uske honto ko apne hont se band kar diya
Aarohi ki ankho ke samne andhera chha gaya
Uski ankho se pani bahne laga
Uske hotho ko chusne laga sath hi dono choochiyo ko dhire dhire sahlane aur masalne laga
aise hi kuch der tak karte rahne se uski halat me sudhar aane laga.
Jab maine dekha ki ab vo kuch theek hai tab phir se ek jor dar dhakka maar diya uski bur me
dhakka itna takatwar tha ki mera lund aarohi ki bur ko phadta hua uski bachchedani se ja takraya
Aarohi ki bur se khoon ka risaav hone laga.
Vo jor se cheekhte huye lagbhag behosh ho gayi
Main use hosh mein laaya
Hosh mein aate hi jor zor zor se rone lagi Aarohi
Mera lund uski boor mein fans gaya
Itni tight thi uski boor
Main uske nipples ko chusne laga
Aur uske clitoris ko masalne laga
Jisse aarohi kuchh der mein garam ho gayi
Aur main phir main dheere dheere dhakke maarne laga
Toh biwi mein pehla number aarohi ka hi aaya
Aarohi..haan ab maza aaraha hai
Bas aise hi chodte rahiye
Aur jor se peliye apni àarohi ki boor mein apna yeh gadhe wala lund
Main..haan meri jaan
Badi tight boor hai tumhari
Ek dum kasi hui
Aarohi.. toh aap chod chod ke meri boor ka bhosda bana dijiye
Main..haan meri jaan roz tumhari boor maarunga
Bas tum mujhe dekhte hi
Apni taango ko khol dena
Aarohi..theek hai
Aah aah maa
Main..maa mat bolo yaar
Tumhari maa ko bhi chodne ka man karega
Mujhe
Aarohi..toh kya hua
Chod lijiyega apni saas ko
Waise aap use isi liye toh yahan leke aaye hain
Main..radha maami ke paas gayi ki nahi
Aarohi..nahi
Aah maa bas aise
Main..haan meri jaan aur jor se lo
Main danadan aarohi ki boor mein apna lund pelta raha
Aarohi cheekhti rahi
Maze se
Kabhi ro bhi deti
Maze se
Aarohi..waah Maharaj
Aap ki aankho mein aansu kaise aaye
Main..mujhe kya pata
Aarohi..mere pyare Maharaj
Yeh bolke Aarohi mere gaal sehlane lagi
Bas poore ek ghante tak main aarohi ko chodta raha
Aur phir uski boor mein hi jhad gaya
Isi beech pata nahi woh kitni baar jhadi
Phir main uske bagal mein let gaya
Tabhi room ka gate khula
Aur divya andar aagayi
Aur humein is haalat mein dekhke chuank gayi
Phir sorry bolke woh chali gayi
Main aarohi ke boor ki sekayi kiya
Use nehlaya
Aur phir bedsheet badalke
Use bed pe lita diya
Divya baithi hui hall mein tv dekh rahi thi
Main uske bagal mein baith gaya
Main..kya hua
Divya..kuchh bhi toh nahi
Main..batao na kya hua
Divya..aap bahut bade waale hain
Main..kyun bhai
Divya..humein sirf kiss Karke chhod dete hain
Aur jab pyar karne ka time aata hai
Main..pehli baar kisi ko dekha hai
Sex ke liye apne pati ko daant rahi hai
Divya..aap mere paas kyun nahi aaye
Main..kal aaunga
Tab tak apni boor ko bolo
Ki sabar kare
Bas phir kya tha
Divya buri tarah sharma gayi
Main uske gaalo ko chum liya
Tabhi meri najar neha pe padi
Neha aake meri god mein baith gayi
Main..yeh kya kar rahi ho
Neha..apni gaddi pe baith rahi hoon
Yeh sunke divya hansne lagi
Neha..aap kyun hans rahi hain
Divya..bas aise hi
Tabhi meri najar teena pe padi
Woh humein hi dekh rahi thi
Neha..achcha suniye na
Mera admission karwa dijiye na
College mein
Main..karwa dunga
Neha..aap.nahi gaye college
Main..kal jaaunga
Neha..ab toh har jagah choot nahi dikh rahi hai
Main..hanste hue..nahi
Kahin ghumne chalein
Neha..chaliye
Main..tum chalogi
Teena..mujhe ghumna phirna pasand nahi hai
Aap sab jaaiye
Phir chala gaya
Un sabke sath ghumne
Ghar aate humein shaam ho gayi
Divya aur radha graduation kar chuki thi
Ab woh dono masters karne waali thi
Haan bhai woh dono mujhse badi thi
Baap re baap
Yeh hua kya hai ise
Saala yeh toh badi harami ho gayi
Woh kya hai jab main ghar pahuncha
Toh sheetal mujhe apne sath leke Apne room mein gayi
Aur room mein pahunchte hi mujhe maarne lagi
Mere baal nochne lagi
Main..are maar kyun rahi ho
Sheetal..shaadi karne ke baad suhagrat bhi hoti hai
Suhagrat kaun manayega
Yeh bolke woh mujhe aur maari
Main..pata bhi hai suhagrat mein kya hota hai
Sheetal..haan main toh bachchi hoon
Main..kya hota hai
Jara batana
Sheetal chup ho gayi
Tabhi woh mujhe aur maarne lagi
Main..yeh kya kar rahi ho
Pati ko kaun maarta hai
Sheetal..pati
Aisa pati hota hai
Jo biwi se pyar bhari baatein na kare
Din bhar bahar ghume
Aur ghar pe aaye
Toh biwi ke liye koi gift na laaye
Main..ab dhyan rakhkhunga
Behenchod Maharaj hoon main shibu ka
Aur biwi se maar kha raha tha
Sheetal..gaali de rahe hain mujhe
Aur usne mere kaan pakad liye
Main..ab jyada ho raha hai
Badi maar maarunga
Yeh sunke sheetal mujhe chhodke peeche hat gayi
Aur phir apni chappal utaarne lagi
Behenchod main bhaga wahan se
Meeta..are kya hua daud kyun raha hai
Main..bas aise hi man kar raha hai
Meeta..yeh tere baal kisne bigaad diye
Aur meeta didi mere.baal set karne lagi
Meeta.. college nahi jaata
Main..kal se jaaunga
Meeta..itna bunk maarega toh fail ho jaayega
Aur phir meeta didi mere sar pe maarne lagi
Meeta..bahut manmani karne laga hai
Main..bola toh kal se jaaunga
Aur fail main kabhi nahi hounga
Likh ke deta hoon
Meeta..achcha bataiyo jara
Uske.baad meeta didi ne kuchh questions puchhe
Jiska maine answer diya
Meeta..yeh toh third year ka question hai
tujhe answer kaise pata chala
Main..aisa koi sawal nahi jiska mere paas jawab na ho
Meeta..achcha jara bataiyo
Jeans ke neeche kya pehente hain
Main..wohi jo Aapne pehna hai
Meeta..aankh dikhate hue..kya pehna hai maine
Main..abhi toh shoes pehne hain
Meeta..kutta kyun kaat ta hai
Apni gaand ki khujli mitane ke liye
Madarchod mujhe kayi baar kaata tha
Saale randi ke chode
Meeta..jawab de
Main..are woh toh kutte ko pata hoga
Aap bhi faaltu ke sawal karke bore kar rahi ho
Yeh bolke main wahan se nikal.liya
Uske baad main Apne room mein baithke
Dhyan lagane laga
Main yeh Dekh raha tha
Ki kaunsa insaan bhukha hai
Aur kaun insaan paise ki wajah se sucide kar raha hai
Kayi log the
Jinke yahan bhukhmari ho rahi thi
Main bag nikaala
Aur paise leke teleport hua
Aur har ek aadmi ke room mein paise rakh aaya
Tabhi pooja ne room knock kiya
Main gate khola
Aur jab mujhe uske man ki baatein sunayi di
Toh main apna sar peet liya
Man mein hi
Ab dekho bhai main itna bhi shareef nahi hoon
Bhale hi mujhpe abhi junoon haawi nahi tha
Lekin apna usul hai
Jahan choot mile chod do
Jahan gaand mile maar lo
Pooja.. bhaiya aap mujhe homework Karwa denge
Main..why not
Uske baad pooja mere room mein aagayi
Aur main gate lock kar diya.....