Serious Elon musk haaye haaye. siraj patel haaye haaye. cheekku ka pyar adhura reh gaya 🤣

[Elon Musk_]

I ignore all girls man
Naada tight hai hamar

Fir hagte hai kaise ho nekar me hi

 

[Elon Musk_]

Woh 2000 saal ka tharki buddha

Siraj Patel

 

[Elon Musk_]

Elon Musk_ ko message aaya chulbuli ka
Apne badan se kuchal de mere jism ko
Apni pakad se nishaan chhod de
Thoda toh ehsaas kara apne wazan ka
Thoda halka sa mujhe dard aur de
Na gida ek boond bhi bahar
Tu andar tak saara bhar de mujhe
Meri izzat badi hai tere Dil mein
Par bistar pe beizzat kar mujhe
Baat kar thoda cheekh kar phir baal sanwar aur maar kheench kar
Samajh kar isko playboy magazine is pal ko tu jeeta ja
Mere pet ke neeche behti hai ek nadi
tu jeebh laga ke peeta jaa
Nadi ke naazuk darwazo ke beech
Tu pista ja tu pista ja
Nadi mein Jada hai chiraag ek
tu apni chhadi se ghista ja ghista ja
Beshak na nikle isse koi jin
Tu ise risata ja risata ja

Elon musk be like

Aakash. Damha Werewolf Raj_sharma Riky007

Ye kya bawasir bana diye be

 

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Ye kya bawasir bana diye be

taalent

 

[Elon Musk_]

Bur-ling ju Mr. BERLIN ko trans bol rahe ho ​

Kal maine suna jo khud ko secular bolte hai vo bhi trans hote hai

 

[Black]

Fir hagte hai kaise ho nekar me hi

Ju ko bada chinta hamar hagne ki

 

[Elon Musk_]

taalent

Kisi aur ko bhi lapeta karo, kab tak sirf mere aur Siraj Patel ke naam pe likes aur laughs lutoge

 

[Black]

Kisi aur ko bhi lapeta karo, kab tak sirf mere aur Siraj Patel ke naam pe likes aur laughs lutoge

Ju dono ko lapetne ka maza hi alag hai

 

[Elon Musk_]

Ju dono ko lapetne ka maza hi alag hai

Ju mean simapatel ji ko lapetne me maza nhi aata ju ko

 

[Black]

Ju mean simapatel ji ko lapetne me maza nhi aata ju ko

Aayein yeh kaun hai