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chachi mere kamre se bahar chali gayi aur chachi apne mann me socjne lage acha hua amit rone laga varna Abhi muze sawal puch kar jawab batane par mazboor karta ab jaungi to topic change karungi rajesh ke bareme puchungi Abhi ko kuch der sochne ke liye akela chhod deti hu Abhi ab ye sochenga ki main use abi tak bacha samjti hu 2 saal pahale vala bhola bhala Abhi samahti hu ye sochenga
Abhi ki main use nadan samjti hu jo usko kahani batane ke bad ye kaha ki ye zut tha Abhi khud ko smart samajenga par Abhi bhul raha hai ki main uski Guru hu student kitna bhi bada kyu na ho jaye apne guru se jit nahi sakta main ne Abhi ko smart banaya hai us se 1 kadam aage hi rahungi main ne hi jaanbuz kar kaha hai ki kahani me sab zut hai sirf neha ki bat sach thi ab Abhi ye sochenga ki main itni badi kahani bina vaja nahi bataungi sab kuch sach tha aisa use lagenga aisa hi bataya hai main ne wo neha ke bareme hi sochenga apne papa ke bareme sochenga hi nahi , use pata hai wo sirf main bata sakti hu kyu ki sara sach muze pata hai aisa Abhi sochenga
Abhi apne papa ke bareme kisi ko puchenga nahi kyu ki uske hisab se sab uske papa ke bareme galat sochte hai jaisa main ne Abhi ko sochne ke liye laga diya hai Abhi vahi soch raha honga Abhi neha ko bareme sochenga Abhi apne bhai bahano ke bareme sochenga aur baki bat muze pe chhod denga jaisa suman didi se bat huyi vaisa hi kiya main ne ab suman didi ko Abhi tang nahi karenga aur aada sach Abhi ko pata chal gaya honga ki aada sach kaisa hota hai aur neha ki daal me kuch kala tha is se bhi pata chal gaya honga neha sach me kitni pyari thi bachpan me
Abhi ke dadaji pooja didi aur badi chachi ne jo muze neha ke bareme bataya wo sunkar to aisa lagta hai ki mera bachpan bhi khas aisa hi hota main bhi bachpan vali neha bana chaungi par us ke bad jo hua is bat ke liye time hai Abhi ko khabi na khabi batana padenga bas muze aise situation mil jaye jab Abhi neha ke dard ke samaj sakenga par ab lagta hai wo samay jaldi aa jayenga Abhi aur neha ka aamna samna bahot ho raha hai jab do khaach takrate hai to tutenge jarur bas muze Abhi ko mazboot banana hai us din ke liye aur neha ko kamzor banana hai taki wo pir se tut jaye aur Abhi apne pyar se neha ke dil ko jod de bas is se jada sochna bekaar honga
Deko amit bhi so gaya thodi ruk kar jati hu aur Abhi ke pass jate kahani ke bareme bolungi bhi nahi chahe kuch bhi ho jaye rajesh ke bareme puch kar topic change kar dungi thodi hasi mazak se Abhi ka dyan bhatka dungi C chachi ne muze ek choti si kahani bata di us kahani se choti chachi muze jo kahna chahti thi wo main samaj gaya ab us kahani ko bhul jana hi tik rahenga varna aada sach meri jaan le lenga
Chachi bhi amit ko dood pila kar aa gayi chachi ab kahani ke bareme bat nahi karengi ye muze pata hai , aur main bhi nahi karunga kyu ki hame present ke sath chalna hai chachi ko rajesh ke barrme jaanna hai main ne Rajesh ke sare problem solve karke neeta bua ko unki khushiya dila di , Rajesh ab apni marji se zindagi ji sakta hai. Bina kisi dar ke bina kisi rok tok ke rajesh ko pata chal gaya ki main kya chiz hu , wo jis game ka khud ko khiladi samjta hai main us game sabse bada khiladi hu ye wo samaj gaya
Par ager rajesh muzse jalne laga to , muzse aage nikalna chahta honga to , usko to ab main handle karunga us se ek bat achi huyi ki Leena ko bhi rajesh ka pyar mil jayenga ,bhai ke sath khelte huye uske din bhi ache se bit jayene. Neeta bua ko bhi pata chal gaya ki wo kya kar rahi thi. Neeta bua ko bhi rajesh ke badalne se, uske ghar rahne se neeta bua rajesh ke dil ki bat samaj jayengi. Main soch raha tha ki choti chachi kamare me aa gayi
C chachi :- kya bat hai bade bade kaam kar rahe ho jaisa socha tha vaisa hi paya
Chachi ne aate bat badal di chachi ne aate hi rajesh ki bat chhed di taki main kahani ke bareme kuch puchu na
Main :- main ne kya kiya.
C chachi :- itna kuch kiya aur kahte ho kuch nahi kiya
Main :- wo sab to apne bhai aur bua ke liye kiya
C chachi :- ab bata kya kiya kaise kiya.
Main :- puri kahani batani padengi
C chachi :- haa
Main :- to suniye, main ne kaha tha na ki mrs varma ke ghar ki ek bat bad me bataunga.
C chachi :- haa ,to wo rajesh ki bat thi
Main :- haa, mrs varma ke ghar pe muze ek ladki mili kareena ,jo rajesh ke class me padti hai.
C chachi :- us se rajesh ke bareme pata chala.
Main :- haa, muze pata chala ki rajesh 2 life jita hai.
C chachi :- wo to tune kal bataya tha par ye nahi bataya ki dusari life wo kaise jita hai
Main :- meri tara enjoy karta hai,
C chachi :- tik se bata
Main :- wo school me itna famous hai ki ladki us se chudavana chahati hai aur rajesh jamkar unki chudai karta hai.
C chachi :- rajesh, tabi sochu wo school jane ki itni jaldi me kyu rahta hai
Main :- wo apni school ki ladkiyo ,teacher aur principal ki bhi chudai karta hai.
C chachi :- to tune rajesh ke sath kya kiya
Main :- rajesh ko enjoy kar ne se rok nahi sakte, aise me usko yaha gaon me rahne ke liye kuch sochna tha.
C chachi :- bolta ja
Main :- main ne rajesh ko friend banaya aur usko popat panchi banaya
C chachi :- friend kaise ban gaya jo apne raaz bata diya
Main :- main ne apna video use dikaya aur uske raaz jaan gaya. Ek raaz bata kar sabi raaz pata kar liye
C chachi :- to school me rajesh chudai karta hai. Pir to tune rajesh ko yaha enjoy karna shikaya hoga
Main :- haa, main ne uske raaz se pata laga liya ki usko champu jaisa rahna pasand nahi hai. to main ne rajesh ko hero banane ka faisala kiya.
C chachi :- pir
Main :- pir kya tha main ne rajesh ko riya se milaya
C chachi :- gaon me enjoy karna riya se sikh lenga. matlab karenga
Main :- haa, riya rajesh ko pasand aayi is liye uski chudai karne shahar chale gaye.
C chachi :- pir to rajesh bahot khush hua hoga.
Main :- haa, ham ne milkar riya ki chudai ki aur rajesh ne to riya ki aisi chudai ki ki wo rone lagi.
C chachi :- pir to riya rajesh ki dewaani huyi hogi
Main :- haa, par rajesh ke rulane se wo thak gayi. Pir main ne mrs dubey aur mrs pawar ko rajesh ke samane nanga kiya
C chachi :- unke sath rajesh ko maza nahi aaya hoga.
Main :- wo mrs dubey thi. rajesh ne unki puri raat chudai ki uska video hai aap dek lena.
C chachi :- pir kya hua
Main :- pir rajesh ko hero bana kar yaha laya .
C chachi :- aage bol
Main :- rajesh ka aisa shahar jaisa look neeta bua ko pasand nahi tha.
C chachi :- usko rajesh khanna pasand hai
Main :- main ne unko bataya ki ye rajesh khanna ka jamaana gaya ,ab salmaan ka jamaana hai
C chachi :- ye neha ka kya chakkar hai.
Main :- neha bua ne neeta bua aur meri bat sun li.
C chachi :- tabi wo aisi bat kah rahi thi
Main :- par neha bua ne aisa kyu kiya ye muze kuch kuch aapki kahani se pata chal gaya hai ,ager aur kuch batana chahti ho to bata sakti ho
C chachi :- kyu ki neha aur neeta ek dusare ki jaan hai.
Main :- ek line me jawab de diya
C chachi :- kuch jawab aise hote hai
Main :- ho gaye aapke sawal
C chachi :- jawab to pura kar
Main :- rajesh ko samaj me aaya ki family kya hoti hai, enjoy kahi bhi kiya ja sakta hai. Leena ko uska bhai mila, neeta bua ko apni galti ka ahasas hua, neeta bua ko unka beta vapas mila
C chachi :- tuze kya mila.
Main :- muze badi chachi ke chehare pe khushi mili, family ki khushi mili, aur
C chachi :- aur kya
Main :- rajesh ne apne school aane ka invitation diya.
C chachi :- pir to tere maze maze hoge
Main :- haa,
C chachi :- chal ab video dika.
Main :- aise nahi. mere ghod me baite kar dekna hoga.
C chachi :- blackmail karta hai
Main :- baitiye na
C chachi :- chal tik hai,aaj main khush hu
Choti chachi mere ghod me aakar baite gayi aur main ne video play kiya. Abi play kiya tha ki rani ka call aa gaya. Main ne call cut kiya aur video vapas play kiya.
C chachi :- phone kyu nahi pick kiya
Main :- badme karunga aap video dekiye
Choti chachi video dekne lagi ki pir se rani ka call aaya ,main ne vapas cut kiya aur massage kiya ki busy hu choti chachi vapas video dekne lagi aur main unke badan ke sath khelne laga. Apne hanto ko unke jango par sahalane laga.
C chachi :- kya kar raha hai
Main :- video dika raha hu
C chachi :- to isliye rani ka phone cut kiya
Main :- aap 1st rani 2nd
C chachi :- (tu aise muze video dekne nahi denga. Abhi ke sath mazak karti hu ,dekti hu Abhi muze kitna pyar karta hai, ) Abhi
Main chachi ke nabi me ungli se khelne laga.
Main :- haa,
C chachi :- threesome me to bahot maza aaya hoga.
Main :- haa, bahot maza aaya, sabne enjoy kiya.
C chachi :- muze bhi aisa threerome karna hai muze kab karvayenga
Chachi ke itna kahate mera hant jo nabi pe tha wo ruk gaya. aur chachi ke hant se mobile lekar zameen par patak diya. Mobile ke niche fekte chachi shocked ho gayi chachi kuch kahti us se pahale unko dhakka dek kar khud se dur kiya. Chachi ko main itna kuch karunga iski umid nahi thi ye to kuch nahi tha chachi ki bat se muze guass aa gaya aur table pe raka hua chaku uta kar apne gale pe rak diya. Mere hant me chaku dekte chachi ke pasine nikalne lage wo to dar hi gayi mere hant me chaku dek kar
C chachi :- Abhiiiiiiiii
Main :- pahale muze maar dijiye pir jo karna hai karte rahna.
C chachi :- wo chaku fek do
Main :- aapko threesome karna haina ,main mar jata hu badme karti rahna jo karna hai
C chachi :- main to mazak kar rahi thi, chaku fek de
Main :- aap zut bol rahi ho
C chachi :- teri kasam ,chaku fek de ,kahi lag jayenga.
Main :- aapne aisa kaha hi kyu
C chachi :- galti ho gayi
Main :- aapse galti nahi hoti
C chachi :- tu chaku fek de , pir bat karte hai
Main :- aap ne aisa kaha hi kyu
C chachi :- galti ho gayi
Main :- aap zut bol rahi hai
C chachi :- main mazak kar rahi thi
Main :- pir zut
C chachi :- amit ki kasam , main ne sirf mazak karne ke liye aisa kaha tha
Main :- pir aisa kaha kyu
C chachi :- main dekna chahati thi ki tu muze kitna pyar karta hai
Main :- rani ka phone cut diya pir bhi aapko aisa karne ki jarurat kyu padi
C chachi :- galti ho gayi. please chaku fek de , main ne aisa kaha to muze maar de par tu khud ko kuch mat kar
Main :- aapko maar du , us se acha hai main mar jata hu , main aapke bina nahi rah sakta
C chachi :- main tere bina kaise ji sakti hu , chaku fek de , mere liye nahi to amit ke liye chaku fek de ,
Main :- aapko aisa mazak nahi karna chaiye tha
C chachi :- main kabhi kisi ke sath bhi mazak nahi karunga , main to mazak karna hi chhod dungi ,
Main :- par aapne aisa kaha hi kyu
C chachi :- chaku fek de , varna main khud ko kuch kar bautungi
Main :- aap vaha se hili bhi to main
C chachi :- tu aisa kyu kar raha hai , muze maf kar de , pahali aur aakari galati samaj kar maf kar de
Main :- aakari galti
C chachi :- pir aisa nahi karungi
Main :- dubara kaha to
C chachi :- main mar jaungi par aisa mazak nahi karungi
Chachi ki bat sunkar main ne chaku apne gale se hata diya chaku alag karte chachi bhag kar mere pass aa gayi aur jordar thappad mere gaal pe maar diya C chachi ne to muze thappad maar diya thappad marne ki vaja main jaan chuka tha chachi ne thppad to muze maar diya par ro khud rahi thi thappad maarne ke bad chachi mere gale lag gayi
Main :- mazak aapne kiya aur thappad muze maar diya
C chachi :- aur kuch kaha to ek aur thppad padenga
Main :- mazak aap karo aur
C chachi :- tu kya kar raha tha
Main :- aapne jo kaha us ka reaction aisa hi honga na
C chachi :- ab tu bada ho gaya to muze batayenga ki reaction kya honga
Main :- main to wo
C chachi :- kya main to , tuze kohi hak nahi khud ko kuch karne ka, teri zindagi meri hai uspe mera hak hai
Main :- hak
C chachi :- teri zindagi meri hai , agar dubara aisa kiya na muzse bura kohi nahi honga ,
Main :- aap bol kya rahi hai
C chachi :- tu khud ko samjta kya hai , tuze kuch ho jata to mera kya hota ye nahi socha tune ,suman didi ka kya hota ye bhi nahi socha
Main :- kya hota aapko apni marji se kuch bhi karne ko milta
C chachi :- tere bina main ek pal bhi jinda nahi rahti aur tum maze karne ki bat kar raha hai
Main :- pir aapne aisa kaha hi kyu
C chachi :- ek mazak hi to kiya tha
Main :- aapki mazak ne meri jaan le li thi , ager main chaku maar deta to
Aur choti chachi ne pir se muze ek thappad mara aaj to main soch raha tha ki rajesh aur neeta bua ki madat karne ke badalme muze chachi inam dengi par yaha to thappad mil rahe hai
C chachi :- dubara aisa mat karna agar tuze kuch hua to puri family jite ji mar jayengi
Main :- pir aapne aisa kyu kaha
C chachi :- sirf kaha tha kiya nahi tu to karne ja raha tha aisa kabi mazak me mat karna
Main :- sorry
C chachi :- kya sorry , tuze ye sab mazak lag raha honga , meri to jaan nikal gayi thi
Main :- mazak aapne kiya tha
C chachi :- kiya tha mazak to kya tu kuch bhi kar lenga
Main :- main to
C chachi :- kya main to , tuze kuch ho jata to suman didi ka kya hota socha hai kabhi
Main :- muze bas aap chaiye
C chachi :- muze bas aap chaiye , muze kya upar jake lete
Main :- aap itna guass kyu ho rahi hai
C chachi :- guass na karu to kya teri puja karu , tune socha bhi kaise aisa karne ka
Main :- aapne kaise socha
C chachi :- main kya sach me thodi karne vali thi
Main :- par mere liye to sach jaisa tha na
C chachi :- sach ye hai ki tu kya hai
Main :- kya matlab
C chachi :- tum ek bat samaj le tu is family ke liye bahot jarur hai ,main mar gayi to kuch nahi hoga, par tuze kuch nahi hona chaiye
Main :- kya matlab
C chachi :- tu is ghar ka varish hai tuze kuch ho gaya to hamara kya honga , tere sath puri family mar jayengi
Main :- sorry
C chachi :- kya sorry ,main to bas mazak kar rahi thi aur tune to apne gale me chaku laga liya
Main :- sorry
Chachi ki bate sunkar muze bura lagne laga mazak chachi ne kiya aur ulta guass muzpe ho rahi hai chachi bate sunkar main unki taraf pit karke baite gaya chachi ki bato se muze bhi bura laga mere us tara unke taraf pit kalke baitene se chachi samaj gayi ki muze unki bate se bura laga aur main unse bat karne me interested nahi hu
C chachi :- (galti meri thi , aur main hi ulti Abhi pe guass ho gayi ) Abhi ( main ne kohi jawab nahi diya, Abhi ko meri bato se bura lag gaya , muze mazak nahi karna chaiye tha , Abhi ne kuch galat bhi to nahi kiya , par use kuch ho jata to main Abhi ke dadaji ko kya muh dikati , suman didi ko kya kahti) Abhi
Main :- muze akela chhod dihiye
C chachi :- ( Abhi ko manaana honga , galti meri hai , main badi hu to muze samajdari se kaam lena chaiye tha , par main kya karti Abhi ke gardan pe chaku dekte main khud ki bhavanayo pe control rakna chaiye tha. Abhi , ko manana hoga , usne aaj itna acha kaam kiya , rajesh aur neeta ko mila diya , neha bhi Abhi se khush ho gayi , use inam dene ki jaga main uspe guass ho gayi , uska mood kharab kar diya. Abhi ko mere is tara bat karne se kitna bura laga honga. Abhi ke liye main to sab kuch hu , mere guass hone pe wo to so bhi nahi payenga , muze usko mood tik karna honga ) Abhi
Main :- muze akela chhod dijiye
C chachi :- ( Abhi ka mood to kuch jada hi kharab jo gaya hai , biwi ban ke mannati hu ) aji sunte ho , munna so gaya ,aaj munna ne bahot tang kiya
Main :- (chachi ye kya bol rahi hai )
C chachi :- main to aaj amit ko sambal kar thak gayi hu , aaj aapko bina pyar kiye sona honga,
Main :- (chachi meri biwi ban kar muze manaa rahi hai )
C chachi :- ohhhhhh mere patidev pyar na karne se guass ho gaye
Main :- aap kuch bhi kar lo , mera mood kharab hai
C chachi :- ( to ye line pe aa raha hai ) mere patidev ka mood to main ek zatke me tik kar dungi , abi apne hanto se bani huyi tea lekar aati hu
Main :- raat ke kohi tea pita hai
C chachi :- main bhi na , gaddi hu , kya karu kya karu , ek sweat si kiss kaise rahengi
Main :- kohi faiyada nahi honga
C chachi :- dekte hai , sweat kiss se try karti hu , kya pata aage bahot kuch mil jaye
Main :- kohi faiyada nahi honga
C chachi :- munna ke papa ko kiss bhi nahi chaiye , to kya karu meri to kuch samaj nahi aa raha , kaise apne patidev ko khush karu , ek kaam karti hu unke pair daba deti ( aur chachi mere pair ko dabane ke liye hant aage badane lagi to main dur ho gaya )
Main :- ye kya kar rahi ho
C chachi :- aap hi batav main kya karu jis se tumara mood tik ho jaye ( ispe main kya bolta ) munna ke papa ko dood pila du to kaisa rahenga
Main :- (chachi ka dood , kya karu , aaj kuch nahi chalenga chachi ka )
C chachi :- teasty hai , amit to din me teen bar pita hai , teast karke dek lijiye , aapka mood tik ho jayenga
Main :- (chachi to bramastra istmal kar rahi hai ) muze nahi pina
C chachi :- dood ko manaa kiya , lagta hai aaj to patidev ka mood bahot kharab hai
Main :- bahot jada
C chachi :- kiss se bhi kaam nahi chala , dood pine se bhi manaa kiya , chalo thodi aur niche jati hu , aaj ka best offer meri nabi , jo aapko sabse jada pasand hai ( Aur chachi meri biwi banke mere samne khadi ho gayi , aur apni sari ki alag karte huye muze apni nabi dikane lagi chachi ki nabi dek kar meri jibh laplapne lagi )
Main :- (lekin chachi ne jo mere sath mazak kiya uske badale me sirf nabhi , ) main ne apne chehara dusari taraf ghuma diya
C chachi :- ye bhi fail ho gaya , lagta hai aaj temperature jada badh gaya , bumper offer me ek kiss meri pari pe , chachi ki choot pe kiss
Ye sahi deal hai , us se mera mood tik ho jayenga mere chehare pe chachi ki choot pe kiss karne ki bat sunkar chamak aa gayi
Main :- (deal to achi hai , kiss pir dood uske bad nabi , aur ab choot pe kiss , ager aur thoda natak kar lu to choot ko apna banane ka offer mil sakta hai , aaj chachi ke sath suhagraat manaa ne ka mokka mil sakta hai ,bas thoda control rakna honga ) aapki kohi chaal nahi chalengi
C chachi :- sab kuch fail ho gaya , ek biwi to fail ho gayi , lagta hai kuch aur try karna honga
Main :- (chachi ye kya bol rahi hai , biwi fail se kya matlab hai chachi ka )
C chachi :- biwi to mannane me kaamyab nahi huyi , ab to character change , ab to Abhi ki friend banna padenga
Main :- (ye kya kar rahi hai chachi, kiss se aage badne ki jaga to chachi character change kar rahi hai , ye cheating hai , main to suhagraat manaane ka soch raha tha aur chachi ne pani fer diya. Kya socha tha aur kya ho gaya , socha tha ki chachi suhagraat ka offer dengi par yaha to chachi ne u turn le liya , ab kuch bol bhi nahi sakta chachi ko varna mera mazak ud hayenga. itna acha mokka tha dood , choot pe kiss , jada lalch se meri naav dub gayi , jo mil raha tha wo bhi nahi milenga chalo dekta hu chachi meri friend ban kar kya offer deti hai )
C chachi :- biwi to fail ho gayi ab friend try karti hu , Abhi
Main :- aap se direct Avi
Aur chachi ne table pe raki hu napkin uta li aur usko gol ghuma kar apne gardan me lapet li
C chachi :- bole to apun biddu hai , bole to best friend
Main :- aap kuch bhi kar lo , kohi faiyada nahi jonga
C chachi :- kya chikne , kyako itna bhav kha le raha hai , khana hai to vadapaav kha , bhav kya khane ki chize hai
Main :- (tapori friend )
C chachi :- lagta hai tere ko mirchi lagi hai , aage se lagi hai ya pichhu se ( Aur chachi hasne lagi chachi ke hasne se muze maza to aaya par main itni aazani se chachi ko maf nahi karunga , itni aasani se main chachi ko maf nahi karunga ) bole to , biddu ke sath mazak nahi karne ka , chikne ko guass aa jata hai
Main :- ye sab kya hai
C chachi :- tu to abi tak samja hi nahi , tere ko kharcha pani dena padenga , kharacha pani bole to disshum disshum nahi re , kharcha pani bole to ek mrichi ke sath sweat kiss , bol chaiye kya
Main :- (kiss , friend kiss kyu karengi , chachi ka naya drama hai )
C chachi :- ye chikna to bahot jada bhav kha le raha hai , isko to munni chaiye , iske liye munni lani hongi , munni ke mammu bolte chikna udne lag jayenga , bol bulau munni ko
Main :- khon munni
C chachi :- apni munni , apni nurse munni
Main :- vidhya
C chachi :- bulau , raat bhar kabbadi khelna munni ke sath , aur raat bhar jadu ki zappi dena , umbrela to hongi tere pass ,
Main :- vidhya , not interested
C chachi :- chikane bolna tere ko kya chaiye , akhi mumbai chaiye to wo bhi me laa dungi , bolna , ek khoka chiye , kuwari chaiye , bolna kya chaiye , paisa ladki bol kya chaiye , tu apna bhiddu hai is liye bol rahi hu varna main to ghode ko muh me rak ke bat karti hu
Main :- ghoda
C chachi :- tere ghode ki bat kar hu re chikne , bol jaldi
Main :- ( kya karu )
C chachi :- ye dek ( chachi ne apne boobs ko hant me pakad liya ) isme 2.5 ml dood hai , jab kisi ke muh me nipple jata hai to uska sota nahi khada ho jata hai , tera ghoda bhi khada ho jayenga
Main :- ( chachi ki bato se meri hasi nikaal rahi thi par main cobtrol kiye huye tha )
C chachi :- bolna chikne
Main :- main kya bolu
C chachi :- ye chikane ko jadu ki zappi deni hongi ( aur chachi ne muze gale laga kiya chachi ke gale lagte muze sukun mila ) lo friend bhi fail ho gaya
Main :- ( ab kya karengi chachi main bhi to deku )
C chachi :- tapori friend to fail ho gaya ab to college ka friend banna honga
Main :- (college friend )
C chachi :- kya be saale , aaj tere mood kharab kyu hai , teri gf ne break up kar liya kya
Main :- ( chachi to pankaj ke sath main jaise bat karta hu vaise bat kar rahi hai )
C chachi :- yaa exam me kam maark mile hai jis se tera mood kharab hai
Main :- ek sherni ne panja maara hai
C chachi :- ladki ka maamla hai
Main :- haa ,
C chachi :- ladki ke vajase apna mood kharab mat karo , ye sab to hota rahta hai
Main :- aaj jada hi bol diya us sherni ne
C chachi :- tu sher hai
Main :- to sherni ne aisa kiya kyu
C chachi :- sher ko sherni pe guass nahi karna chaiye ,aisi choti nok zok to hoti hai
Main :- ye choti bat nahi thi
C chachi :- exam se jada badi bat nahi hongi
Main :- muze akela chhod do
C chachi :- lo teri ki , main to tera mood tik karne ka soch rahi thi aur tu hai ki akela chhod ne ki bat kar raha hai , to rah akele main ja rahi hu
Aur chachi sach me mere kamre se bahar chali gayi , muze akela chhod kar chachi chali gayi chachi jarur kuch naya karne ka soch rahi hongi biwi fail , tapori friend fail , college friend fail ab kya karengi chachi chachi ke guass karne se mera mood off ho gaya muze pir se hasane ke liye chachi kosish karne me lag gayi chachi ke bato se muze bura laga to chachi meri biwi ban kar muze manane lagi chachi ke biwi bante muze ache ache offer aaye par jada lalch karne ki vajase main ne ache chance gava diye
Chachi ne dood pilane se choot pe kiss karne tak offer diye the par man me lalch kiya aur ache mokke gava diye pir chachi meri tapori friend ban gayi jis me chachi ke tapori dailoge sunkar meri hasi nikaal rahi thi par main ne control kiya ek jadu ki zappi mil gayi pir chachi college ki friend ban gayi jisme kohi dam nahi tha par chachi ne apne taraf se sab kuch try kiya ab dekte hai chachi aur kya karti hai par ye kya chachi to kamre se bahar aa chali gayi muze to laga chachi character change karengi par yaha to chachi ne sach me muze akela chhod diya
Chachi manaa leti to main maan jata par chachi ke aise chale jane se main aur upset ho gaya main to door ki tataf dek raha tha ki chachi vapas aa jaye aur chachi vapas aa gayi par ye kya chachi sari ki jaga salwar kameez pahan kar aa gayi ye to vidhya ki salwar kameez hai ab kya karna chahti hai chachi dekna honga chachi muze kaise manaati hai
C chachi :- Abhi
Main :- ab ye kya hai
C chachi :- main ne tume call kiya par tumne mera phone cut kar diya to main khud tumse milne chali aayi
Main :- (phone kiya tha , lekin muze to rani ka phone aaya tha , samaja chachi meri girlfriend ban gayi hai )
C chachi :- phone na recieve karne se to muze guass hona chaiye par yaha to tum guass ho gaye
Main :- tum , muze tumse bat nahi karni
C chachi :- kya hua , apni girl friend pe itna guass
Main :- guass na karu to kya karu
C chachi :- girl friend ka to hak hota hai mazak karne ka
Main :- aisa bhi kohi mazak karta hai
C chachi :- tum mere sath chupake chupake pyar karte ho ye chal sakta hai par mera mazak karne pe itna guass
Main :- main ne tumare jaisa mazak kabhi nahi kiya
C chachi :- ab thuk bhi do guass , main tumse itni dur se milne aayi hu , suman chachi se chupate chupate huye yaha aayi hu
Main :- to
C chachi :- to itni hasin raat me pyar bhari bate karne ki jaga muh fula kar baite ho
Main :- muze nahi karni hai bate
C chachi :- mere rajkumar aise na muhe fula kar baito varna log kahenge ki bandar aaya hai (aur mera mazak uda kar chachi hasne lagi )
Main :- pir mazak kiya
C chachi :- hasi mazak hi to zindagi ka dusara naam hai , hasi mazak na ho to zindagi berang ho jati hai
Main :- mazak ki ek limit hoti hai
C chachi :- sorry baba , ab pir se limit cross nahi hongi
Main :- na ho yahi acha honga
C chachi :- tum mazak karoge tab bataungi tume , ek mazak se meri jaan le rahe ho
Main :- jaan meri ja rahi thi
C chachi :- wo chhodo, pata hai aaj na meri saheli komal ne muze pucha ki kohi BF bana lo
Main :- komal ne
C chachi :- haa , par main ne kaha ki tum khud dund lo mere liye ek acha ladka
Main :- to tume dusara BF chaiye
C chachi :- ab kya kare tum itna bhav kha rahe ho , muze dusara BF dekna to honga na
Main :- to jav na us dusare BF ke pass
C chachi :- usi ke pass to hu
Main :- kya matlab
C chachi :- komal ne kaha ki mere bhai ko BF bana lo , hi re meri kismat BF ko BF banane ko bol rahi hai komal , use kya pata tum mere BF ho , tumare bhav khane se dusare BF ki talash me hu to komal ne bhi tumara naam bata diya
Main :- (chachi ki bat pe hasi aa gayi ) muzse picha nahi chhuda sakti
C chachi :- langur ke muh me angur , ab kiya bhi ka ja sakta hai
Main :- muze langur kaha
C chachi :- toba toba main tume langur kaise kah sakti hu , main ne to khud ko angur kaha hai
Main :- pir tik hai what , tum angur to main langur ho gaya ( aur chachi hasne lage )
C chachi :- mere bhole bhale BF ko langur kaise kah sakte hai , wo to rajkumar hai
Main :- rajkumar kahanse tum bach gayi varna
C chachi :- ye to tum ne pucha hi nahi rajkumar kis ka , languro ka rajkumar
Main :- uda lo mera mazak
C chachi :- sorry
Main :- pir sorry bolke mazak uda longi
C chachi :- to kya karu tum ho ki muh fula ke baite ho , tume hasane ke liye joke maar rahi hu par tum pe to kohi asar nahi ho raha
Main :- pahala to mazak kiya uska hangover hai ye
C chachi :- kaise aashik ho tum , GF itni dur se milne aayi hai , chand tare thod kar lane ki bat karni chaiye par tum ho ki apna mood off kiye huye ho
Main :- chand tare , main mamuli sa kisaan , chand tare 10 janam me thod kar nahi de sakta
C chachi :- muze bhi nahi chaiye chand tare , wo to sab kahte hai is liye bol rahi thi
Main :- tume kya laga main sach me thod kar lata
C chachi :- tum zut to bol sakte ho
Main :- zut bol kar kya karta ,agar tum sach me maang leti to
C chachi :- to market se nakli le aate , wo kya tha mahanga na mila to saste ko mahanga bana kar le aaya , usi tara asali na mila to nakli ko asali bana kar le aaya
Main :- wo tum hi kar sakti ho muze karna nahi aata
C chachi :- haaa reee meri kismat , kaisa BF mila hai , 2 pyar ki bate bhi nahi kar sakta
Main :- 2pyar ki baate ,main 2 kiss de sakta hu
C chachi :- yahi to main kah rahi thi , chand to kohi de nahi sakta
Main :- ho gaya tumara , ab muze akela chhod do
C chachi :- aise kaise akela chhod du , ye to 7 janam ka rista hai
Main :- itne lambe sapne dek liye
C chachi :- sapne me to tum pyari pyari bate karte ho to lambe sapne dek liye
Main :- to jakar so jav par muze akela chhod do
C chachi :- akela chhod du , acha apni dusari GF ko call karna hai
Main :- kuch bhi karu tumse matlab
C chachi :- bachhu jaldi tumari biwi ban jaungi , pir to har phone pe najar rakungi , to abi se practice kar rahi hu
Main :- mobile to tut gaya
C chachi :- mobile ki tara mera dil mat thod dena
Main :- tumara to pata nahi par mera jarur tut jayenga tumare mazak karne ke chakker me
C chachi :- tum ladki se bhi 2 kadam aage ho , ladki to ek gift dete maan jati hai par tum ho ki bhismpartiga lekar baite ho ki aaj kisi bhi tara se maf nahi karengo muze
Main :- mera mood off hai ham kal bat karte hai
C chachi :- kal kisne deka hai ,
Main :- muze kya pata
C chachi :- mera matlab hai 4 din ki zindagani hai haste hasate huye jini chaiye
Main :- ek din khatam hua , kal 2 nd din dekenge kaisa hota hai
C chachi :- aise ruke suke jawab to na do
Main :- pani pi lo jawab gila ho jayenga
C chachi :- pj
Main :- jav muze sona hai
C chachi :- apne pj pe to has lo
Main :- mera pj ,main hasu ya na hasu tumse matlab
C chachi :- kabhi has bhi liya karo
Main :- hahaha khush , ab jav muze sona hai
C chachi :- main bhi yahi soti hu
Main :- to so jav par mera dimag mat khana
C chachi :- aaj monday hai , main nonveg nahi khati ( chachi ke joke pe kohi reaction nahi diya) ek simle donge to kam nahi ho jayengi hasi
Main :- tum mere piche kyu padi ho
C chachi :- ek pyari smile kar do main chali jaungi
Main :- hihihihihi lo kar di
C chachi :- main ne darane ko nahi kaha
Main :- hahahahaha
C chachi :- joke nahi mara jo has rahe ho , ek sweat si smile
Main :- jav tum yaha se
C chachi :- kohi lauta de mere BF ki khushi ,
C chachi :- suno suno jo kohi Abhi ki hasi lauta denga use melody milengi
Main :- ( chachi kitne drame kar rahi hai ) mera sayambhar kar rahi ho
C chachi :- Abhi ye melody itni chocolety kyu hai
Main :- muze kya pata
C chachi :- batav na tum to din bhar melody khate rahe ho
Main :- muze nahi pata
C chachi :- batav na , isme bhi bhav kha rahe ho ,
Main :- tum khud kha lo melody pata chal jayenga
C chachi :- muze nahi pata chala , batav na
Main :- mera dimag mat khav
C chachi :- main melody khane ki bat kar rahi ho
Main :- muze nahi pata
C chachi :- tum to khate ho na ,
Main :- to uska ye matlab nahi hai ki muze pata ho melody itni chocolety kyu hai
C chachi :- main non veg banati hu to muze to pata hai ki wo itne teasty kyu hai , pir tume kyu nahi pata melody itni chocolety kyu hai
Main :- main kya melody banata hu jo muze pata honga
C chachi :- mere hant ka nonveg jo khata hai use bhi pata hai ki non veg itna teasty kyu hai
Main :- muze nahi pata melody itni chocolety kyu hai
C chachi :- tume pata hai , muze batana nahi chate
Main :- meri maa muze nahi pata
C chachi :- mat batav , par zut to mat bolo ki tume pata nahi hai,batav na melody itni chocolety kyu hai
Main :- main apna sar fod dunga
C chachi :- pata hai melody itni chocolety kyu hai ye tumare dimag me chupa hai raaj par iske liye sar fodne ki jarurat nahi hai
Main :- ek aur bar melody ka naam liya to main yaha se chala jaunga
C chachi :- batav na ( main bed se utne laga ki chachi ne muze rok liya ) melody pe bat nahi karungi tume kahi jane ki jarurat nahi hai
Main :- ( Thank GOD chachi ne bat karna band kiya varna melody ke chakker me mera sar fat jata )
C chachi :- ( pyar se try kiya , hasi mazak se try kiya , ab melody se pareshan karke try kiya par Abhi to maan hi nahi raha ek to Abhi ko bahot jada guass aaya honga ya pir Abhi mera maza le raha hai , varna ab tak wo maan jata )
Main :- (chachi kya soch rahi hai )
C chachi :- ( lekina Abhi ke expreesion se to kuch lata nahi chal raha hai )
Main :- ( kahi chachi ko shak to nahi ho gaya ki main unpe guass nahi hu )
C chachi :- ( muze kuch aur try karna honga )
Main :- ( chachi kuch aur try karne ka soch rahi hongi )
C chachi :- ( kya karu jis se Abhi maan jaye , guass thuk de )
Main :- ( chachi ab kya karengi , sab kuch to try kiya )
C chachi :- ( soch meena ,Abhi ki aise halat me chhod bhi nahi sakti tu , soch meena )
Main :- ( chachi jarur kuch bada soch rahi hai , )
C chachi :- ( ab dekti hu Abhi ko ) mere BF ko akela rahna hai
Main :- haa ,
C chachi :- to main ja rahi hu
Main :- jav na roka kisne hai
C chachi :- break up karke ja rahi hu
Main :- break up tum nahi kar sakti
C chachi :- jav main bhi tumse bat nahi karti
Main :- mat karo
C chachi :- tum boring ho
Main :- tum chudel ho
C chachi :- tum bandar ho
Main :- tum bandariya ho
C chachi :- main bandariya nahi hu
Main :- do chhuti vali bandar ki sali
C chachi :- ye kya kaha tumne
Main :- vahi jo tumne suna
C chachi :- tum gande ho , kohi apni GF ko bandariya kahta hai
Main :- main to aisa hi hu
C chachi :- deko ab tumne muze rula diya na ab to has do
Main :- ye drama tha , zut mut ka rona
C chachi :- Abhi ab bas bhi karo
Main :- aap ne suru kuya hai
C chachi :- mafi maangti hu ,, kaho to kaan pakad lu
Main :- muze kuch nahi sunna hai
C chachi :- jav pir ,, raho aise hai , akele , main ja rahi hu
Main :- to jav na ( chachi pair patak kar jane lagi door ke pass jaker ruk gayi )
C chachi :- Abhi main ja rahi hu
Main :- main ne roka nahi hai
C chachi :- bye , sapne me bhi nahi aaungi tumare
Chachi to chali gayi chachi gayi ya meri GF gayi chachi gayi hongi to acha nahi honga agar mari GF gayi hongi to chachi kuch aur soch kar aayengi main pir se chachi ke aane ka intzar karne laga meri ankhoin door ki taraf focus ho gayi chachi ne biwi friend aur GF ban kar muze manaa kar dek liya girlfriend ban kar chachi ne har tara se try kiya pahale pyar se try kiya pir hasi mazak karke try kiya melody vale se pareshan kiya melody vala powerfull step tha par ager chachi aur try karti to main haar jata par chachi ki melody bhi fail ho gayi aur last me chachi ek girl frirnd ki tara muzse dur chali gayi
Sapne me bhi nahi aaungi rani ki yaad dila gayi chachi rani bhi sapne me pyar karne ki bat karti hai ab dekta hu ki chachi kya bankar muze manaati hai is bar jarur chachi kohi bhramstra istmaal karengi lekin ab to bahot der ho gayi kahi chachi sach me to apne kamre me chali gayi main bed se utar kar khada ho gaya jaise main door ki taraf jane vala tha to chachi kamre me aa gayi aur main vapas bed pe baite gaya chachi sari pahan kar aa gayi
C chachi :- beta so gaye
Main :- (chachi maa ban gayi , mara matlab hai ki chachi maa ka character play kar rahi hai )
C chachi :- beta aise bhuke pet nahi sote , maa ki batoo ka bura nahi maante
Main :- aap abi tak soyi nahi
C chachi :- bete ke soye bina maa ko neend kaise aa sakti hai
Main :- aap jaiye yaha se muze akela chhod do
C chachi :- tumare papa zinda hote to wo tumse bat karte par maa aur papa ki jimmedari muze nibani pad rahi hai
Main :- kya kaha
C chachi :- jab teri maa aur papa tume chhod kar chale gaye tab tumne to jine ki umid hi chhod di thi
Main :- ( chachi to mere maa aur papa ki bat kar rahi, mere maa aur papa ki accident ke bad main to jinda lash ban gaya tha , hasna rona bhul gaya tha )
C chachi :- tuze bed par pada hua dek kar tumare dadaji to tut gaye the , suman didi ko to bas teri fikar rahti thi
Main :- (chachi to purani bato ko bata rahi hai )
C chachi :- tumare dadaji to tume aise dek kar khud ko sambal nahi paye aur unko heart attack aa gaya
Main :- chachi
C chachi :- tumare dadaji ne tumari jimmedari muze di hai , tume unke jaisa bana du
Main :- chachi ye aap bol kya rahi
C chachi :- suman aur neha to din raat tere pass rahte thi , main to nayi nayi is ghar ne aayi thi , muze to khud ko is ghar me adjust karne se pahale teri jimmedari mil gayi , teri maa ban gayi
Main :- chachi chachi pe to mere bato ka kohi asar nahi ho raha tha wo bas bole ja rahi thi
C chachi :- komal ke rup me BHAGVAN ne aaker tume hosh me laya tha , pata nahi komal ne kya jadu kiya , aur uski ek aawaz se tum hosh me aa gaye , lash se jinda ho gaye , teri jimmedari kaise nibau ye soch rahi thi ki ek din tu komal ki aawaz sunkar hosh me aa gaya , us din ham sabke liye diwali ho gayi khushi tere rup me vapas is ghar me aa gayi , tere muh se maa word sunte ham to us din ko diwali ki tara celebrate karne lage the
Main :- chachi hosh me aav ,
C chachi :- uske bad hame laga ki tu pir se normal tarike se jina suru kar denga , par aisa nahi hua , tu hosh me to aa gaya par bhid me bhi akele rahne laga
Main :- chachi apki bato se muze dar lag raha hai
C chachi :- tu to ghumsum sa rah kar ji raha tha par tere aise rahne se ham har din mar rahi thi , tuze akela dekte to ham khud ko akela samajti thi , tu rota to aasu hamare nikal jate the
Main :- chachi bas bhi karo
C chachi :- tere khush rahne ke liye hamne kya kuch nahi kiya , par tum ne jine ki umid hi chhod di thi
Main :- chachi chup ho jav
C chachi :- tere liye dadaji ko aasharam me le gaye taki tu unko dek kar roye na , tuze jo chaiye wo diya , is ghar ko thod kar tere liye shahar jaisa ye kamra bana diya
Main :- chachi
C chachi :- par tuz me kohi change nahi aaya
Main :- chachi main aap pe guass nahi hu please chup ho jav
C chachi :- suman didi upaas rakti , mandir me puja karti , naye naye vaidya ko dikaya par tu to apne maa aur papa ke yaad karke ji raha tha
Main :- chachi aap meri maa ho
C chachi :- lekin us madam ne pir se tum me nayi jaan fuk di
C chachi :- us madam se milane ke bad main ne ek naye Abhi ko deka , aise Abhi ko jaisa tumare dadaji dekna chahte the. Tume pir se hasta kheta huya dek kar aisa laga ki us madam ke pair pakad kar sukariya kahu naye Abhi ka janam jis din hua us din se hamare ghar me khusiyo ne aana suru kiya , ham maa ban gayi , ghar me pir se bacho ki kilkilari sunne ko mili
Chachi ki bate sunkar main ro raha tha
C chachi :- pir se tumari bua ke chehare pe khushi dekne ko mili tumare vajase , pir se tum ne ghar ko ek naye daage se jod diya jiski kalpna bhi tumare dadaji ne nahi ki wo sab hame tumare vajase mila ,
C chachi :- hame apne bete ne pir se maa bana diya
Main :- chachi
C chachi :- ham to aaj bhi tume apna bada beta maante hai , amit se jada tuze pyar karti hu , suman didi sumit se jada tuze pyar karti hai , seema chachi ke liye tu unka beta hai , pooja didi ke liye tune jo kiya us se wo raj se jada pyar tume karne lagi hai , neeta ki madat karke tune to bata diya ki past repeat nahi honga
Main :- chachi
C chachi :- neha jo tumare bareme soch rahi thi us ke tum opposite ban gaye tum ham sab ke liye sab kuch ho hamse tum nahi ho tumse ham hai tum nahi ho to ham bhi nahi rahenge tuze kuch ho jata to ham kya zinda rahte tere ankhoin me aasu aate hai to dard hame hota hai to tere gardan pe chaku dek kar ek maa ko kaisa laga honga teri chachi se pahale ham teri maa hai , tuze kho dene ke bareme soch bhi nahi sakte aur tu apne gardan pe chaku rak kar marne ki bat kar rahe the
Main :- chachi
C chachi :- tune aisa karne ka socha bhi kaise , tere aisa karne pe muze guass to aayenga na , pir bhi tuze manaa rahi hu
Main :- chachi galti meri hai , muze maf kar do
C chachi :- dubara aisa kabhi mat karna
Main :- kabhi nahi karunga ,( aur main ne chachi ko gale laga liya )
C chachi :- Abhi hamne bahot kuch dard zele hai tere liye , hame aur dard mat dena
Main :- nahi dunga
C chachi :- tere bina to ham jine ka soch bhi nahi sakte
Main :- main bhi aapke bina kaise ji sakta hu
C chachi :- tune aaj rulaya hai pir mat rulana muze
Main :- nahi rulaunga
C chachi :- akele chhod ne ki bat mat karna
Main :- kabhi nahi karunga
Main :- chachi aap ne jo kaha wo kya sach hai
C chachi :- tuze kya lagta hai
Main :- aadi bate to muze pata hai baki ki bate
C chachi :- sab sach hai
Main :- dadaji ko mere vajase heart attack aaya tha
C chachi :- (pir se nahi , bhavanayo me bah kar jo na batana tha wo bata diya )
Main :- chachi kya dadaji ko heart attack mere vajase aaya hai
C chachi :- nahi re , tumare mata pita ke accident se tumare dadaji ko ek attack aa chuka tha
Main :- pir unki halat aise kyu huyi
C chachi :- pir teri halat , tuze dek kar unko pir se aatack aaya
Main :- par dadaji ki aisi halat mere vajase huyi na
C chachi :- aisa nahi hai , abi tuze kya batau , aaj nahi kisi aur din bata dungi
Main :- kab
C chachi :- main soch rahi hu ki ham dadaji se milne jaye , tab batau to kaisa rahenga
Main :- ye to badiya rahenga
C chachi :- to usi din bata dungi dadaji ke bareme
Main :- ji
C chachi :- ab aaj ki bat ko yahi khatam karte hai
Main :- meetti dalte hai is bat pe
C chachi :- ye huyi na bat , purani bato me meeti dalo, vaise Abhi tu sach me ruta hua tha ki natak kar raha tha
Main :- aapko kya lagta hai
C chachi :- itne ache offer chhod diya muze ye lagta hai sach me tum guass the
Main :- haa main guass tha
C chachi :- par kya tuze thodi bhi apni chachi pe daya nahi aayi
Main :- aayi thi par aap itni acha manaa rahi thi ki main bich me tokta kyu
C chachi :- meri jaan ja rahi thi ki tera guass kam nahi hua to kya honga aur tu maza ke raha tha
Main :- jaan to meri bhi ja rahi thi
C chachi :- jane de par tune to mobile thod diya
Main :- mera 1st mobile tha wo
C chachi :- ab muh chota mat kar mobile naya le lena
Main :- dekta hu iska kuch hota hai ki nahi , 1st mobile tha
C chachi :- bina vaja thod diya.
Main :- naya to le lunga par ye mazak muze pe bhari pad gaya mera mobile tut gaya .
C chachi :- kaan pakdti hu dubara aisa mazak nahi karungi
Main :- aap muzpe guass ho
C chachi :- nahi hu
Main :- aap guass ho,
C chachi :- kaha na nahi hu
Main :- aap guass ho
C chachi :- tu aise nahi maanega
Aur choti chachi ne muze kiss karke apna pyar karna suru kiya pyar karke chachi ne sorry kaha aur mafi bhi maangi aur muze maf bhi kar diya
C chachi :- ab so ja
Main :- so jau
C chachi :- rani ko call karke so jana.
Choti chachi ne mere sath mazak kiya aur main ne unke sath jo kiya us se bat aur badh gayi Par is mazak se pata to chala ki ham kitna pyar karte hai Socha tha ki chachi ke sath thodi masti karunga. Par is mazak ke chakkar me chachi ne muze wo sab bata diya jo unke sath mere vajse hua hai , unke bure din ke bareme sunkar meri anhkoin me pani aa gaya chachi ne finally sab tik kar diya par Chachi video deke bina chali gayi. Mazak me hi sahi par chachi ko pata to chala ki main unke liye kya kar sakta hu
chachi mere kamre se bahar chali gayi aur chachi apne mann me socjne lage acha hua amit rone laga varna Abhi muze sawal puch kar jawab batane par mazboor karta ab jaungi to topic change karungi rajesh ke bareme puchungi Abhi ko kuch der sochne ke liye akela chhod deti hu Abhi ab ye sochenga ki main use abi tak bacha samjti hu 2 saal pahale vala bhola bhala Abhi samahti hu ye sochenga
Abhi ki main use nadan samjti hu jo usko kahani batane ke bad ye kaha ki ye zut tha Abhi khud ko smart samajenga par Abhi bhul raha hai ki main uski Guru hu student kitna bhi bada kyu na ho jaye apne guru se jit nahi sakta main ne Abhi ko smart banaya hai us se 1 kadam aage hi rahungi main ne hi jaanbuz kar kaha hai ki kahani me sab zut hai sirf neha ki bat sach thi ab Abhi ye sochenga ki main itni badi kahani bina vaja nahi bataungi sab kuch sach tha aisa use lagenga aisa hi bataya hai main ne wo neha ke bareme hi sochenga apne papa ke bareme sochenga hi nahi , use pata hai wo sirf main bata sakti hu kyu ki sara sach muze pata hai aisa Abhi sochenga
Abhi apne papa ke bareme kisi ko puchenga nahi kyu ki uske hisab se sab uske papa ke bareme galat sochte hai jaisa main ne Abhi ko sochne ke liye laga diya hai Abhi vahi soch raha honga Abhi neha ko bareme sochenga Abhi apne bhai bahano ke bareme sochenga aur baki bat muze pe chhod denga jaisa suman didi se bat huyi vaisa hi kiya main ne ab suman didi ko Abhi tang nahi karenga aur aada sach Abhi ko pata chal gaya honga ki aada sach kaisa hota hai aur neha ki daal me kuch kala tha is se bhi pata chal gaya honga neha sach me kitni pyari thi bachpan me
Abhi ke dadaji pooja didi aur badi chachi ne jo muze neha ke bareme bataya wo sunkar to aisa lagta hai ki mera bachpan bhi khas aisa hi hota main bhi bachpan vali neha bana chaungi par us ke bad jo hua is bat ke liye time hai Abhi ko khabi na khabi batana padenga bas muze aise situation mil jaye jab Abhi neha ke dard ke samaj sakenga par ab lagta hai wo samay jaldi aa jayenga Abhi aur neha ka aamna samna bahot ho raha hai jab do khaach takrate hai to tutenge jarur bas muze Abhi ko mazboot banana hai us din ke liye aur neha ko kamzor banana hai taki wo pir se tut jaye aur Abhi apne pyar se neha ke dil ko jod de bas is se jada sochna bekaar honga
Deko amit bhi so gaya thodi ruk kar jati hu aur Abhi ke pass jate kahani ke bareme bolungi bhi nahi chahe kuch bhi ho jaye rajesh ke bareme puch kar topic change kar dungi thodi hasi mazak se Abhi ka dyan bhatka dungi C chachi ne muze ek choti si kahani bata di us kahani se choti chachi muze jo kahna chahti thi wo main samaj gaya ab us kahani ko bhul jana hi tik rahenga varna aada sach meri jaan le lenga
Chachi bhi amit ko dood pila kar aa gayi chachi ab kahani ke bareme bat nahi karengi ye muze pata hai , aur main bhi nahi karunga kyu ki hame present ke sath chalna hai chachi ko rajesh ke barrme jaanna hai main ne Rajesh ke sare problem solve karke neeta bua ko unki khushiya dila di , Rajesh ab apni marji se zindagi ji sakta hai. Bina kisi dar ke bina kisi rok tok ke rajesh ko pata chal gaya ki main kya chiz hu , wo jis game ka khud ko khiladi samjta hai main us game sabse bada khiladi hu ye wo samaj gaya
Par ager rajesh muzse jalne laga to , muzse aage nikalna chahta honga to , usko to ab main handle karunga us se ek bat achi huyi ki Leena ko bhi rajesh ka pyar mil jayenga ,bhai ke sath khelte huye uske din bhi ache se bit jayene. Neeta bua ko bhi pata chal gaya ki wo kya kar rahi thi. Neeta bua ko bhi rajesh ke badalne se, uske ghar rahne se neeta bua rajesh ke dil ki bat samaj jayengi. Main soch raha tha ki choti chachi kamare me aa gayi
C chachi :- kya bat hai bade bade kaam kar rahe ho jaisa socha tha vaisa hi paya
Chachi ne aate bat badal di chachi ne aate hi rajesh ki bat chhed di taki main kahani ke bareme kuch puchu na
Main :- main ne kya kiya.
C chachi :- itna kuch kiya aur kahte ho kuch nahi kiya
Main :- wo sab to apne bhai aur bua ke liye kiya
C chachi :- ab bata kya kiya kaise kiya.
Main :- puri kahani batani padengi
C chachi :- haa
Main :- to suniye, main ne kaha tha na ki mrs varma ke ghar ki ek bat bad me bataunga.
C chachi :- haa ,to wo rajesh ki bat thi
Main :- haa, mrs varma ke ghar pe muze ek ladki mili kareena ,jo rajesh ke class me padti hai.
C chachi :- us se rajesh ke bareme pata chala.
Main :- haa, muze pata chala ki rajesh 2 life jita hai.
C chachi :- wo to tune kal bataya tha par ye nahi bataya ki dusari life wo kaise jita hai
Main :- meri tara enjoy karta hai,
C chachi :- tik se bata
Main :- wo school me itna famous hai ki ladki us se chudavana chahati hai aur rajesh jamkar unki chudai karta hai.
C chachi :- rajesh, tabi sochu wo school jane ki itni jaldi me kyu rahta hai
Main :- wo apni school ki ladkiyo ,teacher aur principal ki bhi chudai karta hai.
C chachi :- to tune rajesh ke sath kya kiya
Main :- rajesh ko enjoy kar ne se rok nahi sakte, aise me usko yaha gaon me rahne ke liye kuch sochna tha.
C chachi :- bolta ja
Main :- main ne rajesh ko friend banaya aur usko popat panchi banaya
C chachi :- friend kaise ban gaya jo apne raaz bata diya
Main :- main ne apna video use dikaya aur uske raaz jaan gaya. Ek raaz bata kar sabi raaz pata kar liye
C chachi :- to school me rajesh chudai karta hai. Pir to tune rajesh ko yaha enjoy karna shikaya hoga
Main :- haa, main ne uske raaz se pata laga liya ki usko champu jaisa rahna pasand nahi hai. to main ne rajesh ko hero banane ka faisala kiya.
C chachi :- pir
Main :- pir kya tha main ne rajesh ko riya se milaya
C chachi :- gaon me enjoy karna riya se sikh lenga. matlab karenga
Main :- haa, riya rajesh ko pasand aayi is liye uski chudai karne shahar chale gaye.
C chachi :- pir to rajesh bahot khush hua hoga.
Main :- haa, ham ne milkar riya ki chudai ki aur rajesh ne to riya ki aisi chudai ki ki wo rone lagi.
C chachi :- pir to riya rajesh ki dewaani huyi hogi
Main :- haa, par rajesh ke rulane se wo thak gayi. Pir main ne mrs dubey aur mrs pawar ko rajesh ke samane nanga kiya
C chachi :- unke sath rajesh ko maza nahi aaya hoga.
Main :- wo mrs dubey thi. rajesh ne unki puri raat chudai ki uska video hai aap dek lena.
C chachi :- pir kya hua
Main :- pir rajesh ko hero bana kar yaha laya .
C chachi :- aage bol
Main :- rajesh ka aisa shahar jaisa look neeta bua ko pasand nahi tha.
C chachi :- usko rajesh khanna pasand hai
Main :- main ne unko bataya ki ye rajesh khanna ka jamaana gaya ,ab salmaan ka jamaana hai
C chachi :- ye neha ka kya chakkar hai.
Main :- neha bua ne neeta bua aur meri bat sun li.
C chachi :- tabi wo aisi bat kah rahi thi
Main :- par neha bua ne aisa kyu kiya ye muze kuch kuch aapki kahani se pata chal gaya hai ,ager aur kuch batana chahti ho to bata sakti ho
C chachi :- kyu ki neha aur neeta ek dusare ki jaan hai.
Main :- ek line me jawab de diya
C chachi :- kuch jawab aise hote hai
Main :- ho gaye aapke sawal
C chachi :- jawab to pura kar
Main :- rajesh ko samaj me aaya ki family kya hoti hai, enjoy kahi bhi kiya ja sakta hai. Leena ko uska bhai mila, neeta bua ko apni galti ka ahasas hua, neeta bua ko unka beta vapas mila
C chachi :- tuze kya mila.
Main :- muze badi chachi ke chehare pe khushi mili, family ki khushi mili, aur
C chachi :- aur kya
Main :- rajesh ne apne school aane ka invitation diya.
C chachi :- pir to tere maze maze hoge
Main :- haa,
C chachi :- chal ab video dika.
Main :- aise nahi. mere ghod me baite kar dekna hoga.
C chachi :- blackmail karta hai
Main :- baitiye na
C chachi :- chal tik hai,aaj main khush hu
Choti chachi mere ghod me aakar baite gayi aur main ne video play kiya. Abi play kiya tha ki rani ka call aa gaya. Main ne call cut kiya aur video vapas play kiya.
C chachi :- phone kyu nahi pick kiya
Main :- badme karunga aap video dekiye
Choti chachi video dekne lagi ki pir se rani ka call aaya ,main ne vapas cut kiya aur massage kiya ki busy hu choti chachi vapas video dekne lagi aur main unke badan ke sath khelne laga. Apne hanto ko unke jango par sahalane laga.
C chachi :- kya kar raha hai
Main :- video dika raha hu
C chachi :- to isliye rani ka phone cut kiya
Main :- aap 1st rani 2nd
C chachi :- (tu aise muze video dekne nahi denga. Abhi ke sath mazak karti hu ,dekti hu Abhi muze kitna pyar karta hai, ) Abhi
Main chachi ke nabi me ungli se khelne laga.
Main :- haa,
C chachi :- threesome me to bahot maza aaya hoga.
Main :- haa, bahot maza aaya, sabne enjoy kiya.
C chachi :- muze bhi aisa threerome karna hai muze kab karvayenga
Chachi ke itna kahate mera hant jo nabi pe tha wo ruk gaya. aur chachi ke hant se mobile lekar zameen par patak diya. Mobile ke niche fekte chachi shocked ho gayi chachi kuch kahti us se pahale unko dhakka dek kar khud se dur kiya. Chachi ko main itna kuch karunga iski umid nahi thi ye to kuch nahi tha chachi ki bat se muze guass aa gaya aur table pe raka hua chaku uta kar apne gale pe rak diya. Mere hant me chaku dekte chachi ke pasine nikalne lage wo to dar hi gayi mere hant me chaku dek kar
C chachi :- Abhiiiiiiiii
Main :- pahale muze maar dijiye pir jo karna hai karte rahna.
C chachi :- wo chaku fek do
Main :- aapko threesome karna haina ,main mar jata hu badme karti rahna jo karna hai
C chachi :- main to mazak kar rahi thi, chaku fek de
Main :- aap zut bol rahi ho
C chachi :- teri kasam ,chaku fek de ,kahi lag jayenga.
Main :- aapne aisa kaha hi kyu
C chachi :- galti ho gayi
Main :- aapse galti nahi hoti
C chachi :- tu chaku fek de , pir bat karte hai
Main :- aap ne aisa kaha hi kyu
C chachi :- galti ho gayi
Main :- aap zut bol rahi hai
C chachi :- main mazak kar rahi thi
Main :- pir zut
C chachi :- amit ki kasam , main ne sirf mazak karne ke liye aisa kaha tha
Main :- pir aisa kaha kyu
C chachi :- main dekna chahati thi ki tu muze kitna pyar karta hai
Main :- rani ka phone cut diya pir bhi aapko aisa karne ki jarurat kyu padi
C chachi :- galti ho gayi. please chaku fek de , main ne aisa kaha to muze maar de par tu khud ko kuch mat kar
Main :- aapko maar du , us se acha hai main mar jata hu , main aapke bina nahi rah sakta
C chachi :- main tere bina kaise ji sakti hu , chaku fek de , mere liye nahi to amit ke liye chaku fek de ,
Main :- aapko aisa mazak nahi karna chaiye tha
C chachi :- main kabhi kisi ke sath bhi mazak nahi karunga , main to mazak karna hi chhod dungi ,
Main :- par aapne aisa kaha hi kyu
C chachi :- chaku fek de , varna main khud ko kuch kar bautungi
Main :- aap vaha se hili bhi to main
C chachi :- tu aisa kyu kar raha hai , muze maf kar de , pahali aur aakari galati samaj kar maf kar de
Main :- aakari galti
C chachi :- pir aisa nahi karungi
Main :- dubara kaha to
C chachi :- main mar jaungi par aisa mazak nahi karungi
Chachi ki bat sunkar main ne chaku apne gale se hata diya chaku alag karte chachi bhag kar mere pass aa gayi aur jordar thappad mere gaal pe maar diya C chachi ne to muze thappad maar diya thappad marne ki vaja main jaan chuka tha chachi ne thppad to muze maar diya par ro khud rahi thi thappad maarne ke bad chachi mere gale lag gayi
Main :- mazak aapne kiya aur thappad muze maar diya
C chachi :- aur kuch kaha to ek aur thppad padenga
Main :- mazak aap karo aur
C chachi :- tu kya kar raha tha
Main :- aapne jo kaha us ka reaction aisa hi honga na
C chachi :- ab tu bada ho gaya to muze batayenga ki reaction kya honga
Main :- main to wo
C chachi :- kya main to , tuze kohi hak nahi khud ko kuch karne ka, teri zindagi meri hai uspe mera hak hai
Main :- hak
C chachi :- teri zindagi meri hai , agar dubara aisa kiya na muzse bura kohi nahi honga ,
Main :- aap bol kya rahi hai
C chachi :- tu khud ko samjta kya hai , tuze kuch ho jata to mera kya hota ye nahi socha tune ,suman didi ka kya hota ye bhi nahi socha
Main :- kya hota aapko apni marji se kuch bhi karne ko milta
C chachi :- tere bina main ek pal bhi jinda nahi rahti aur tum maze karne ki bat kar raha hai
Main :- pir aapne aisa kaha hi kyu
C chachi :- ek mazak hi to kiya tha
Main :- aapki mazak ne meri jaan le li thi , ager main chaku maar deta to
Aur choti chachi ne pir se muze ek thappad mara aaj to main soch raha tha ki rajesh aur neeta bua ki madat karne ke badalme muze chachi inam dengi par yaha to thappad mil rahe hai
C chachi :- dubara aisa mat karna agar tuze kuch hua to puri family jite ji mar jayengi
Main :- pir aapne aisa kyu kaha
C chachi :- sirf kaha tha kiya nahi tu to karne ja raha tha aisa kabi mazak me mat karna
Main :- sorry
C chachi :- kya sorry , tuze ye sab mazak lag raha honga , meri to jaan nikal gayi thi
Main :- mazak aapne kiya tha
C chachi :- kiya tha mazak to kya tu kuch bhi kar lenga
Main :- main to
C chachi :- kya main to , tuze kuch ho jata to suman didi ka kya hota socha hai kabhi
Main :- muze bas aap chaiye
C chachi :- muze bas aap chaiye , muze kya upar jake lete
Main :- aap itna guass kyu ho rahi hai
C chachi :- guass na karu to kya teri puja karu , tune socha bhi kaise aisa karne ka
Main :- aapne kaise socha
C chachi :- main kya sach me thodi karne vali thi
Main :- par mere liye to sach jaisa tha na
C chachi :- sach ye hai ki tu kya hai
Main :- kya matlab
C chachi :- tum ek bat samaj le tu is family ke liye bahot jarur hai ,main mar gayi to kuch nahi hoga, par tuze kuch nahi hona chaiye
Main :- kya matlab
C chachi :- tu is ghar ka varish hai tuze kuch ho gaya to hamara kya honga , tere sath puri family mar jayengi
Main :- sorry
C chachi :- kya sorry ,main to bas mazak kar rahi thi aur tune to apne gale me chaku laga liya
Main :- sorry
Chachi ki bate sunkar muze bura lagne laga mazak chachi ne kiya aur ulta guass muzpe ho rahi hai chachi bate sunkar main unki taraf pit karke baite gaya chachi ki bato se muze bhi bura laga mere us tara unke taraf pit kalke baitene se chachi samaj gayi ki muze unki bate se bura laga aur main unse bat karne me interested nahi hu
C chachi :- (galti meri thi , aur main hi ulti Abhi pe guass ho gayi ) Abhi ( main ne kohi jawab nahi diya, Abhi ko meri bato se bura lag gaya , muze mazak nahi karna chaiye tha , Abhi ne kuch galat bhi to nahi kiya , par use kuch ho jata to main Abhi ke dadaji ko kya muh dikati , suman didi ko kya kahti) Abhi
Main :- muze akela chhod dihiye
C chachi :- ( Abhi ko manaana honga , galti meri hai , main badi hu to muze samajdari se kaam lena chaiye tha , par main kya karti Abhi ke gardan pe chaku dekte main khud ki bhavanayo pe control rakna chaiye tha. Abhi , ko manana hoga , usne aaj itna acha kaam kiya , rajesh aur neeta ko mila diya , neha bhi Abhi se khush ho gayi , use inam dene ki jaga main uspe guass ho gayi , uska mood kharab kar diya. Abhi ko mere is tara bat karne se kitna bura laga honga. Abhi ke liye main to sab kuch hu , mere guass hone pe wo to so bhi nahi payenga , muze usko mood tik karna honga ) Abhi
Main :- muze akela chhod dijiye
C chachi :- ( Abhi ka mood to kuch jada hi kharab jo gaya hai , biwi ban ke mannati hu ) aji sunte ho , munna so gaya ,aaj munna ne bahot tang kiya
Main :- (chachi ye kya bol rahi hai )
C chachi :- main to aaj amit ko sambal kar thak gayi hu , aaj aapko bina pyar kiye sona honga,
Main :- (chachi meri biwi ban kar muze manaa rahi hai )
C chachi :- ohhhhhh mere patidev pyar na karne se guass ho gaye
Main :- aap kuch bhi kar lo , mera mood kharab hai
C chachi :- ( to ye line pe aa raha hai ) mere patidev ka mood to main ek zatke me tik kar dungi , abi apne hanto se bani huyi tea lekar aati hu
Main :- raat ke kohi tea pita hai
C chachi :- main bhi na , gaddi hu , kya karu kya karu , ek sweat si kiss kaise rahengi
Main :- kohi faiyada nahi honga
C chachi :- dekte hai , sweat kiss se try karti hu , kya pata aage bahot kuch mil jaye
Main :- kohi faiyada nahi honga
C chachi :- munna ke papa ko kiss bhi nahi chaiye , to kya karu meri to kuch samaj nahi aa raha , kaise apne patidev ko khush karu , ek kaam karti hu unke pair daba deti ( aur chachi mere pair ko dabane ke liye hant aage badane lagi to main dur ho gaya )
Main :- ye kya kar rahi ho
C chachi :- aap hi batav main kya karu jis se tumara mood tik ho jaye ( ispe main kya bolta ) munna ke papa ko dood pila du to kaisa rahenga
Main :- (chachi ka dood , kya karu , aaj kuch nahi chalenga chachi ka )
C chachi :- teasty hai , amit to din me teen bar pita hai , teast karke dek lijiye , aapka mood tik ho jayenga
Main :- (chachi to bramastra istmal kar rahi hai ) muze nahi pina
C chachi :- dood ko manaa kiya , lagta hai aaj to patidev ka mood bahot kharab hai
Main :- bahot jada
C chachi :- kiss se bhi kaam nahi chala , dood pine se bhi manaa kiya , chalo thodi aur niche jati hu , aaj ka best offer meri nabi , jo aapko sabse jada pasand hai ( Aur chachi meri biwi banke mere samne khadi ho gayi , aur apni sari ki alag karte huye muze apni nabi dikane lagi chachi ki nabi dek kar meri jibh laplapne lagi )
Main :- (lekin chachi ne jo mere sath mazak kiya uske badale me sirf nabhi , ) main ne apne chehara dusari taraf ghuma diya
C chachi :- ye bhi fail ho gaya , lagta hai aaj temperature jada badh gaya , bumper offer me ek kiss meri pari pe , chachi ki choot pe kiss
Ye sahi deal hai , us se mera mood tik ho jayenga mere chehare pe chachi ki choot pe kiss karne ki bat sunkar chamak aa gayi
Main :- (deal to achi hai , kiss pir dood uske bad nabi , aur ab choot pe kiss , ager aur thoda natak kar lu to choot ko apna banane ka offer mil sakta hai , aaj chachi ke sath suhagraat manaa ne ka mokka mil sakta hai ,bas thoda control rakna honga ) aapki kohi chaal nahi chalengi
C chachi :- sab kuch fail ho gaya , ek biwi to fail ho gayi , lagta hai kuch aur try karna honga
Main :- (chachi ye kya bol rahi hai , biwi fail se kya matlab hai chachi ka )
C chachi :- biwi to mannane me kaamyab nahi huyi , ab to character change , ab to Abhi ki friend banna padenga
Main :- (ye kya kar rahi hai chachi, kiss se aage badne ki jaga to chachi character change kar rahi hai , ye cheating hai , main to suhagraat manaane ka soch raha tha aur chachi ne pani fer diya. Kya socha tha aur kya ho gaya , socha tha ki chachi suhagraat ka offer dengi par yaha to chachi ne u turn le liya , ab kuch bol bhi nahi sakta chachi ko varna mera mazak ud hayenga. itna acha mokka tha dood , choot pe kiss , jada lalch se meri naav dub gayi , jo mil raha tha wo bhi nahi milenga chalo dekta hu chachi meri friend ban kar kya offer deti hai )
C chachi :- biwi to fail ho gayi ab friend try karti hu , Abhi
Main :- aap se direct Avi
Aur chachi ne table pe raki hu napkin uta li aur usko gol ghuma kar apne gardan me lapet li
C chachi :- bole to apun biddu hai , bole to best friend
Main :- aap kuch bhi kar lo , kohi faiyada nahi jonga
C chachi :- kya chikne , kyako itna bhav kha le raha hai , khana hai to vadapaav kha , bhav kya khane ki chize hai
Main :- (tapori friend )
C chachi :- lagta hai tere ko mirchi lagi hai , aage se lagi hai ya pichhu se ( Aur chachi hasne lagi chachi ke hasne se muze maza to aaya par main itni aazani se chachi ko maf nahi karunga , itni aasani se main chachi ko maf nahi karunga ) bole to , biddu ke sath mazak nahi karne ka , chikne ko guass aa jata hai
Main :- ye sab kya hai
C chachi :- tu to abi tak samja hi nahi , tere ko kharcha pani dena padenga , kharacha pani bole to disshum disshum nahi re , kharcha pani bole to ek mrichi ke sath sweat kiss , bol chaiye kya
Main :- (kiss , friend kiss kyu karengi , chachi ka naya drama hai )
C chachi :- ye chikna to bahot jada bhav kha le raha hai , isko to munni chaiye , iske liye munni lani hongi , munni ke mammu bolte chikna udne lag jayenga , bol bulau munni ko
Main :- khon munni
C chachi :- apni munni , apni nurse munni
Main :- vidhya
C chachi :- bulau , raat bhar kabbadi khelna munni ke sath , aur raat bhar jadu ki zappi dena , umbrela to hongi tere pass ,
Main :- vidhya , not interested
C chachi :- chikane bolna tere ko kya chaiye , akhi mumbai chaiye to wo bhi me laa dungi , bolna , ek khoka chiye , kuwari chaiye , bolna kya chaiye , paisa ladki bol kya chaiye , tu apna bhiddu hai is liye bol rahi hu varna main to ghode ko muh me rak ke bat karti hu
Main :- ghoda
C chachi :- tere ghode ki bat kar hu re chikne , bol jaldi
Main :- ( kya karu )
C chachi :- ye dek ( chachi ne apne boobs ko hant me pakad liya ) isme 2.5 ml dood hai , jab kisi ke muh me nipple jata hai to uska sota nahi khada ho jata hai , tera ghoda bhi khada ho jayenga
Main :- ( chachi ki bato se meri hasi nikaal rahi thi par main cobtrol kiye huye tha )
C chachi :- bolna chikne
Main :- main kya bolu
C chachi :- ye chikane ko jadu ki zappi deni hongi ( aur chachi ne muze gale laga kiya chachi ke gale lagte muze sukun mila ) lo friend bhi fail ho gaya
Main :- ( ab kya karengi chachi main bhi to deku )
C chachi :- tapori friend to fail ho gaya ab to college ka friend banna honga
Main :- (college friend )
C chachi :- kya be saale , aaj tere mood kharab kyu hai , teri gf ne break up kar liya kya
Main :- ( chachi to pankaj ke sath main jaise bat karta hu vaise bat kar rahi hai )
C chachi :- yaa exam me kam maark mile hai jis se tera mood kharab hai
Main :- ek sherni ne panja maara hai
C chachi :- ladki ka maamla hai
Main :- haa ,
C chachi :- ladki ke vajase apna mood kharab mat karo , ye sab to hota rahta hai
Main :- aaj jada hi bol diya us sherni ne
C chachi :- tu sher hai
Main :- to sherni ne aisa kiya kyu
C chachi :- sher ko sherni pe guass nahi karna chaiye ,aisi choti nok zok to hoti hai
Main :- ye choti bat nahi thi
C chachi :- exam se jada badi bat nahi hongi
Main :- muze akela chhod do
C chachi :- lo teri ki , main to tera mood tik karne ka soch rahi thi aur tu hai ki akela chhod ne ki bat kar raha hai , to rah akele main ja rahi hu
Aur chachi sach me mere kamre se bahar chali gayi , muze akela chhod kar chachi chali gayi chachi jarur kuch naya karne ka soch rahi hongi biwi fail , tapori friend fail , college friend fail ab kya karengi chachi chachi ke guass karne se mera mood off ho gaya muze pir se hasane ke liye chachi kosish karne me lag gayi chachi ke bato se muze bura laga to chachi meri biwi ban kar muze manane lagi chachi ke biwi bante muze ache ache offer aaye par jada lalch karne ki vajase main ne ache chance gava diye
Chachi ne dood pilane se choot pe kiss karne tak offer diye the par man me lalch kiya aur ache mokke gava diye pir chachi meri tapori friend ban gayi jis me chachi ke tapori dailoge sunkar meri hasi nikaal rahi thi par main ne control kiya ek jadu ki zappi mil gayi pir chachi college ki friend ban gayi jisme kohi dam nahi tha par chachi ne apne taraf se sab kuch try kiya ab dekte hai chachi aur kya karti hai par ye kya chachi to kamre se bahar aa chali gayi muze to laga chachi character change karengi par yaha to chachi ne sach me muze akela chhod diya
Chachi manaa leti to main maan jata par chachi ke aise chale jane se main aur upset ho gaya main to door ki tataf dek raha tha ki chachi vapas aa jaye aur chachi vapas aa gayi par ye kya chachi sari ki jaga salwar kameez pahan kar aa gayi ye to vidhya ki salwar kameez hai ab kya karna chahti hai chachi dekna honga chachi muze kaise manaati hai
C chachi :- Abhi
Main :- ab ye kya hai
C chachi :- main ne tume call kiya par tumne mera phone cut kar diya to main khud tumse milne chali aayi
Main :- (phone kiya tha , lekin muze to rani ka phone aaya tha , samaja chachi meri girlfriend ban gayi hai )
C chachi :- phone na recieve karne se to muze guass hona chaiye par yaha to tum guass ho gaye
Main :- tum , muze tumse bat nahi karni
C chachi :- kya hua , apni girl friend pe itna guass
Main :- guass na karu to kya karu
C chachi :- girl friend ka to hak hota hai mazak karne ka
Main :- aisa bhi kohi mazak karta hai
C chachi :- tum mere sath chupake chupake pyar karte ho ye chal sakta hai par mera mazak karne pe itna guass
Main :- main ne tumare jaisa mazak kabhi nahi kiya
C chachi :- ab thuk bhi do guass , main tumse itni dur se milne aayi hu , suman chachi se chupate chupate huye yaha aayi hu
Main :- to
C chachi :- to itni hasin raat me pyar bhari bate karne ki jaga muh fula kar baite ho
Main :- muze nahi karni hai bate
C chachi :- mere rajkumar aise na muhe fula kar baito varna log kahenge ki bandar aaya hai (aur mera mazak uda kar chachi hasne lagi )
Main :- pir mazak kiya
C chachi :- hasi mazak hi to zindagi ka dusara naam hai , hasi mazak na ho to zindagi berang ho jati hai
Main :- mazak ki ek limit hoti hai
C chachi :- sorry baba , ab pir se limit cross nahi hongi
Main :- na ho yahi acha honga
C chachi :- tum mazak karoge tab bataungi tume , ek mazak se meri jaan le rahe ho
Main :- jaan meri ja rahi thi
C chachi :- wo chhodo, pata hai aaj na meri saheli komal ne muze pucha ki kohi BF bana lo
Main :- komal ne
C chachi :- haa , par main ne kaha ki tum khud dund lo mere liye ek acha ladka
Main :- to tume dusara BF chaiye
C chachi :- ab kya kare tum itna bhav kha rahe ho , muze dusara BF dekna to honga na
Main :- to jav na us dusare BF ke pass
C chachi :- usi ke pass to hu
Main :- kya matlab
C chachi :- komal ne kaha ki mere bhai ko BF bana lo , hi re meri kismat BF ko BF banane ko bol rahi hai komal , use kya pata tum mere BF ho , tumare bhav khane se dusare BF ki talash me hu to komal ne bhi tumara naam bata diya
Main :- (chachi ki bat pe hasi aa gayi ) muzse picha nahi chhuda sakti
C chachi :- langur ke muh me angur , ab kiya bhi ka ja sakta hai
Main :- muze langur kaha
C chachi :- toba toba main tume langur kaise kah sakti hu , main ne to khud ko angur kaha hai
Main :- pir tik hai what , tum angur to main langur ho gaya ( aur chachi hasne lage )
C chachi :- mere bhole bhale BF ko langur kaise kah sakte hai , wo to rajkumar hai
Main :- rajkumar kahanse tum bach gayi varna
C chachi :- ye to tum ne pucha hi nahi rajkumar kis ka , languro ka rajkumar
Main :- uda lo mera mazak
C chachi :- sorry
Main :- pir sorry bolke mazak uda longi
C chachi :- to kya karu tum ho ki muh fula ke baite ho , tume hasane ke liye joke maar rahi hu par tum pe to kohi asar nahi ho raha
Main :- pahala to mazak kiya uska hangover hai ye
C chachi :- kaise aashik ho tum , GF itni dur se milne aayi hai , chand tare thod kar lane ki bat karni chaiye par tum ho ki apna mood off kiye huye ho
Main :- chand tare , main mamuli sa kisaan , chand tare 10 janam me thod kar nahi de sakta
C chachi :- muze bhi nahi chaiye chand tare , wo to sab kahte hai is liye bol rahi thi
Main :- tume kya laga main sach me thod kar lata
C chachi :- tum zut to bol sakte ho
Main :- zut bol kar kya karta ,agar tum sach me maang leti to
C chachi :- to market se nakli le aate , wo kya tha mahanga na mila to saste ko mahanga bana kar le aaya , usi tara asali na mila to nakli ko asali bana kar le aaya
Main :- wo tum hi kar sakti ho muze karna nahi aata
C chachi :- haaa reee meri kismat , kaisa BF mila hai , 2 pyar ki bate bhi nahi kar sakta
Main :- 2pyar ki baate ,main 2 kiss de sakta hu
C chachi :- yahi to main kah rahi thi , chand to kohi de nahi sakta
Main :- ho gaya tumara , ab muze akela chhod do
C chachi :- aise kaise akela chhod du , ye to 7 janam ka rista hai
Main :- itne lambe sapne dek liye
C chachi :- sapne me to tum pyari pyari bate karte ho to lambe sapne dek liye
Main :- to jakar so jav par muze akela chhod do
C chachi :- akela chhod du , acha apni dusari GF ko call karna hai
Main :- kuch bhi karu tumse matlab
C chachi :- bachhu jaldi tumari biwi ban jaungi , pir to har phone pe najar rakungi , to abi se practice kar rahi hu
Main :- mobile to tut gaya
C chachi :- mobile ki tara mera dil mat thod dena
Main :- tumara to pata nahi par mera jarur tut jayenga tumare mazak karne ke chakker me
C chachi :- tum ladki se bhi 2 kadam aage ho , ladki to ek gift dete maan jati hai par tum ho ki bhismpartiga lekar baite ho ki aaj kisi bhi tara se maf nahi karengo muze
Main :- mera mood off hai ham kal bat karte hai
C chachi :- kal kisne deka hai ,
Main :- muze kya pata
C chachi :- mera matlab hai 4 din ki zindagani hai haste hasate huye jini chaiye
Main :- ek din khatam hua , kal 2 nd din dekenge kaisa hota hai
C chachi :- aise ruke suke jawab to na do
Main :- pani pi lo jawab gila ho jayenga
C chachi :- pj
Main :- jav muze sona hai
C chachi :- apne pj pe to has lo
Main :- mera pj ,main hasu ya na hasu tumse matlab
C chachi :- kabhi has bhi liya karo
Main :- hahaha khush , ab jav muze sona hai
C chachi :- main bhi yahi soti hu
Main :- to so jav par mera dimag mat khana
C chachi :- aaj monday hai , main nonveg nahi khati ( chachi ke joke pe kohi reaction nahi diya) ek simle donge to kam nahi ho jayengi hasi
Main :- tum mere piche kyu padi ho
C chachi :- ek pyari smile kar do main chali jaungi
Main :- hihihihihi lo kar di
C chachi :- main ne darane ko nahi kaha
Main :- hahahahaha
C chachi :- joke nahi mara jo has rahe ho , ek sweat si smile
Main :- jav tum yaha se
C chachi :- kohi lauta de mere BF ki khushi ,
C chachi :- suno suno jo kohi Abhi ki hasi lauta denga use melody milengi
Main :- ( chachi kitne drame kar rahi hai ) mera sayambhar kar rahi ho
C chachi :- Abhi ye melody itni chocolety kyu hai
Main :- muze kya pata
C chachi :- batav na tum to din bhar melody khate rahe ho
Main :- muze nahi pata
C chachi :- batav na , isme bhi bhav kha rahe ho ,
Main :- tum khud kha lo melody pata chal jayenga
C chachi :- muze nahi pata chala , batav na
Main :- mera dimag mat khav
C chachi :- main melody khane ki bat kar rahi ho
Main :- muze nahi pata
C chachi :- tum to khate ho na ,
Main :- to uska ye matlab nahi hai ki muze pata ho melody itni chocolety kyu hai
C chachi :- main non veg banati hu to muze to pata hai ki wo itne teasty kyu hai , pir tume kyu nahi pata melody itni chocolety kyu hai
Main :- main kya melody banata hu jo muze pata honga
C chachi :- mere hant ka nonveg jo khata hai use bhi pata hai ki non veg itna teasty kyu hai
Main :- muze nahi pata melody itni chocolety kyu hai
C chachi :- tume pata hai , muze batana nahi chate
Main :- meri maa muze nahi pata
C chachi :- mat batav , par zut to mat bolo ki tume pata nahi hai,batav na melody itni chocolety kyu hai
Main :- main apna sar fod dunga
C chachi :- pata hai melody itni chocolety kyu hai ye tumare dimag me chupa hai raaj par iske liye sar fodne ki jarurat nahi hai
Main :- ek aur bar melody ka naam liya to main yaha se chala jaunga
C chachi :- batav na ( main bed se utne laga ki chachi ne muze rok liya ) melody pe bat nahi karungi tume kahi jane ki jarurat nahi hai
Main :- ( Thank GOD chachi ne bat karna band kiya varna melody ke chakker me mera sar fat jata )
C chachi :- ( pyar se try kiya , hasi mazak se try kiya , ab melody se pareshan karke try kiya par Abhi to maan hi nahi raha ek to Abhi ko bahot jada guass aaya honga ya pir Abhi mera maza le raha hai , varna ab tak wo maan jata )
Main :- (chachi kya soch rahi hai )
C chachi :- ( lekina Abhi ke expreesion se to kuch lata nahi chal raha hai )
Main :- ( kahi chachi ko shak to nahi ho gaya ki main unpe guass nahi hu )
C chachi :- ( muze kuch aur try karna honga )
Main :- ( chachi kuch aur try karne ka soch rahi hongi )
C chachi :- ( kya karu jis se Abhi maan jaye , guass thuk de )
Main :- ( chachi ab kya karengi , sab kuch to try kiya )
C chachi :- ( soch meena ,Abhi ki aise halat me chhod bhi nahi sakti tu , soch meena )
Main :- ( chachi jarur kuch bada soch rahi hai , )
C chachi :- ( ab dekti hu Abhi ko ) mere BF ko akela rahna hai
Main :- haa ,
C chachi :- to main ja rahi hu
Main :- jav na roka kisne hai
C chachi :- break up karke ja rahi hu
Main :- break up tum nahi kar sakti
C chachi :- jav main bhi tumse bat nahi karti
Main :- mat karo
C chachi :- tum boring ho
Main :- tum chudel ho
C chachi :- tum bandar ho
Main :- tum bandariya ho
C chachi :- main bandariya nahi hu
Main :- do chhuti vali bandar ki sali
C chachi :- ye kya kaha tumne
Main :- vahi jo tumne suna
C chachi :- tum gande ho , kohi apni GF ko bandariya kahta hai
Main :- main to aisa hi hu
C chachi :- deko ab tumne muze rula diya na ab to has do
Main :- ye drama tha , zut mut ka rona
C chachi :- Abhi ab bas bhi karo
Main :- aap ne suru kuya hai
C chachi :- mafi maangti hu ,, kaho to kaan pakad lu
Main :- muze kuch nahi sunna hai
C chachi :- jav pir ,, raho aise hai , akele , main ja rahi hu
Main :- to jav na ( chachi pair patak kar jane lagi door ke pass jaker ruk gayi )
C chachi :- Abhi main ja rahi hu
Main :- main ne roka nahi hai
C chachi :- bye , sapne me bhi nahi aaungi tumare
Chachi to chali gayi chachi gayi ya meri GF gayi chachi gayi hongi to acha nahi honga agar mari GF gayi hongi to chachi kuch aur soch kar aayengi main pir se chachi ke aane ka intzar karne laga meri ankhoin door ki taraf focus ho gayi chachi ne biwi friend aur GF ban kar muze manaa kar dek liya girlfriend ban kar chachi ne har tara se try kiya pahale pyar se try kiya pir hasi mazak karke try kiya melody vale se pareshan kiya melody vala powerfull step tha par ager chachi aur try karti to main haar jata par chachi ki melody bhi fail ho gayi aur last me chachi ek girl frirnd ki tara muzse dur chali gayi
Sapne me bhi nahi aaungi rani ki yaad dila gayi chachi rani bhi sapne me pyar karne ki bat karti hai ab dekta hu ki chachi kya bankar muze manaati hai is bar jarur chachi kohi bhramstra istmaal karengi lekin ab to bahot der ho gayi kahi chachi sach me to apne kamre me chali gayi main bed se utar kar khada ho gaya jaise main door ki taraf jane vala tha to chachi kamre me aa gayi aur main vapas bed pe baite gaya chachi sari pahan kar aa gayi
C chachi :- beta so gaye
Main :- (chachi maa ban gayi , mara matlab hai ki chachi maa ka character play kar rahi hai )
C chachi :- beta aise bhuke pet nahi sote , maa ki batoo ka bura nahi maante
Main :- aap abi tak soyi nahi
C chachi :- bete ke soye bina maa ko neend kaise aa sakti hai
Main :- aap jaiye yaha se muze akela chhod do
C chachi :- tumare papa zinda hote to wo tumse bat karte par maa aur papa ki jimmedari muze nibani pad rahi hai
Main :- kya kaha
C chachi :- jab teri maa aur papa tume chhod kar chale gaye tab tumne to jine ki umid hi chhod di thi
Main :- ( chachi to mere maa aur papa ki bat kar rahi, mere maa aur papa ki accident ke bad main to jinda lash ban gaya tha , hasna rona bhul gaya tha )
C chachi :- tuze bed par pada hua dek kar tumare dadaji to tut gaye the , suman didi ko to bas teri fikar rahti thi
Main :- (chachi to purani bato ko bata rahi hai )
C chachi :- tumare dadaji to tume aise dek kar khud ko sambal nahi paye aur unko heart attack aa gaya
Main :- chachi
C chachi :- tumare dadaji ne tumari jimmedari muze di hai , tume unke jaisa bana du
Main :- chachi ye aap bol kya rahi
C chachi :- suman aur neha to din raat tere pass rahte thi , main to nayi nayi is ghar ne aayi thi , muze to khud ko is ghar me adjust karne se pahale teri jimmedari mil gayi , teri maa ban gayi
Main :- chachi chachi pe to mere bato ka kohi asar nahi ho raha tha wo bas bole ja rahi thi
C chachi :- komal ke rup me BHAGVAN ne aaker tume hosh me laya tha , pata nahi komal ne kya jadu kiya , aur uski ek aawaz se tum hosh me aa gaye , lash se jinda ho gaye , teri jimmedari kaise nibau ye soch rahi thi ki ek din tu komal ki aawaz sunkar hosh me aa gaya , us din ham sabke liye diwali ho gayi khushi tere rup me vapas is ghar me aa gayi , tere muh se maa word sunte ham to us din ko diwali ki tara celebrate karne lage the
Main :- chachi hosh me aav ,
C chachi :- uske bad hame laga ki tu pir se normal tarike se jina suru kar denga , par aisa nahi hua , tu hosh me to aa gaya par bhid me bhi akele rahne laga
Main :- chachi apki bato se muze dar lag raha hai
C chachi :- tu to ghumsum sa rah kar ji raha tha par tere aise rahne se ham har din mar rahi thi , tuze akela dekte to ham khud ko akela samajti thi , tu rota to aasu hamare nikal jate the
Main :- chachi bas bhi karo
C chachi :- tere khush rahne ke liye hamne kya kuch nahi kiya , par tum ne jine ki umid hi chhod di thi
Main :- chachi chup ho jav
C chachi :- tere liye dadaji ko aasharam me le gaye taki tu unko dek kar roye na , tuze jo chaiye wo diya , is ghar ko thod kar tere liye shahar jaisa ye kamra bana diya
Main :- chachi
C chachi :- par tuz me kohi change nahi aaya
Main :- chachi main aap pe guass nahi hu please chup ho jav
C chachi :- suman didi upaas rakti , mandir me puja karti , naye naye vaidya ko dikaya par tu to apne maa aur papa ke yaad karke ji raha tha
Main :- chachi aap meri maa ho
C chachi :- lekin us madam ne pir se tum me nayi jaan fuk di
C chachi :- us madam se milane ke bad main ne ek naye Abhi ko deka , aise Abhi ko jaisa tumare dadaji dekna chahte the. Tume pir se hasta kheta huya dek kar aisa laga ki us madam ke pair pakad kar sukariya kahu naye Abhi ka janam jis din hua us din se hamare ghar me khusiyo ne aana suru kiya , ham maa ban gayi , ghar me pir se bacho ki kilkilari sunne ko mili
Chachi ki bate sunkar main ro raha tha
C chachi :- pir se tumari bua ke chehare pe khushi dekne ko mili tumare vajase , pir se tum ne ghar ko ek naye daage se jod diya jiski kalpna bhi tumare dadaji ne nahi ki wo sab hame tumare vajase mila ,
C chachi :- hame apne bete ne pir se maa bana diya
Main :- chachi
C chachi :- ham to aaj bhi tume apna bada beta maante hai , amit se jada tuze pyar karti hu , suman didi sumit se jada tuze pyar karti hai , seema chachi ke liye tu unka beta hai , pooja didi ke liye tune jo kiya us se wo raj se jada pyar tume karne lagi hai , neeta ki madat karke tune to bata diya ki past repeat nahi honga
Main :- chachi
C chachi :- neha jo tumare bareme soch rahi thi us ke tum opposite ban gaye tum ham sab ke liye sab kuch ho hamse tum nahi ho tumse ham hai tum nahi ho to ham bhi nahi rahenge tuze kuch ho jata to ham kya zinda rahte tere ankhoin me aasu aate hai to dard hame hota hai to tere gardan pe chaku dek kar ek maa ko kaisa laga honga teri chachi se pahale ham teri maa hai , tuze kho dene ke bareme soch bhi nahi sakte aur tu apne gardan pe chaku rak kar marne ki bat kar rahe the
Main :- chachi
C chachi :- tune aisa karne ka socha bhi kaise , tere aisa karne pe muze guass to aayenga na , pir bhi tuze manaa rahi hu
Main :- chachi galti meri hai , muze maf kar do
C chachi :- dubara aisa kabhi mat karna
Main :- kabhi nahi karunga ,( aur main ne chachi ko gale laga liya )
C chachi :- Abhi hamne bahot kuch dard zele hai tere liye , hame aur dard mat dena
Main :- nahi dunga
C chachi :- tere bina to ham jine ka soch bhi nahi sakte
Main :- main bhi aapke bina kaise ji sakta hu
C chachi :- tune aaj rulaya hai pir mat rulana muze
Main :- nahi rulaunga
C chachi :- akele chhod ne ki bat mat karna
Main :- kabhi nahi karunga
Main :- chachi aap ne jo kaha wo kya sach hai
C chachi :- tuze kya lagta hai
Main :- aadi bate to muze pata hai baki ki bate
C chachi :- sab sach hai
Main :- dadaji ko mere vajase heart attack aaya tha
C chachi :- (pir se nahi , bhavanayo me bah kar jo na batana tha wo bata diya )
Main :- chachi kya dadaji ko heart attack mere vajase aaya hai
C chachi :- nahi re , tumare mata pita ke accident se tumare dadaji ko ek attack aa chuka tha
Main :- pir unki halat aise kyu huyi
C chachi :- pir teri halat , tuze dek kar unko pir se aatack aaya
Main :- par dadaji ki aisi halat mere vajase huyi na
C chachi :- aisa nahi hai , abi tuze kya batau , aaj nahi kisi aur din bata dungi
Main :- kab
C chachi :- main soch rahi hu ki ham dadaji se milne jaye , tab batau to kaisa rahenga
Main :- ye to badiya rahenga
C chachi :- to usi din bata dungi dadaji ke bareme
Main :- ji
C chachi :- ab aaj ki bat ko yahi khatam karte hai
Main :- meetti dalte hai is bat pe
C chachi :- ye huyi na bat , purani bato me meeti dalo, vaise Abhi tu sach me ruta hua tha ki natak kar raha tha
Main :- aapko kya lagta hai
C chachi :- itne ache offer chhod diya muze ye lagta hai sach me tum guass the
Main :- haa main guass tha
C chachi :- par kya tuze thodi bhi apni chachi pe daya nahi aayi
Main :- aayi thi par aap itni acha manaa rahi thi ki main bich me tokta kyu
C chachi :- meri jaan ja rahi thi ki tera guass kam nahi hua to kya honga aur tu maza ke raha tha
Main :- jaan to meri bhi ja rahi thi
C chachi :- jane de par tune to mobile thod diya
Main :- mera 1st mobile tha wo
C chachi :- ab muh chota mat kar mobile naya le lena
Main :- dekta hu iska kuch hota hai ki nahi , 1st mobile tha
C chachi :- bina vaja thod diya.
Main :- naya to le lunga par ye mazak muze pe bhari pad gaya mera mobile tut gaya .
C chachi :- kaan pakdti hu dubara aisa mazak nahi karungi
Main :- aap muzpe guass ho
C chachi :- nahi hu
Main :- aap guass ho,
C chachi :- kaha na nahi hu
Main :- aap guass ho
C chachi :- tu aise nahi maanega
Aur choti chachi ne muze kiss karke apna pyar karna suru kiya pyar karke chachi ne sorry kaha aur mafi bhi maangi aur muze maf bhi kar diya
C chachi :- ab so ja
Main :- so jau
C chachi :- rani ko call karke so jana.
Choti chachi ne mere sath mazak kiya aur main ne unke sath jo kiya us se bat aur badh gayi Par is mazak se pata to chala ki ham kitna pyar karte hai Socha tha ki chachi ke sath thodi masti karunga. Par is mazak ke chakkar me chachi ne muze wo sab bata diya jo unke sath mere vajse hua hai , unke bure din ke bareme sunkar meri anhkoin me pani aa gaya chachi ne finally sab tik kar diya par Chachi video deke bina chali gayi. Mazak me hi sahi par chachi ko pata to chala ki main unke liye kya kar sakta hu
parkas
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Acha hua jada drama nahi kiya varna mera mazak muz par bhari padta. Agar mera dek kar chachi khud ko kuch kar baiti thi to Chachi ke bina main ji nahi sakta. Meri family ke bina main ji nahi sakta. Main dubara aisa kuch nahi karunga jis se chachi ko bura lagenga. Choti chachi ne mere sath mazak kiya aur pir jis tara muze manaya us se main sab kuch bhul gaya Par is mazak se pata to chala ki ham kitna pyar karte hai ek duasre ke sath
Chachi ne Socha tha ki mere sath mazak karke thodi masti karengi. Par is mazak ke chakkar me sab fail ho gaya. Chachi video deke bina chali gayi. Mazak me hi sahi par chachi ko pata to chala ki main unke liye kya kar sakta hu Acha hua jada drama nahi kiya varna mazak ham par bhari padta. Agar mera dek kar chachi khud ko kuch kar baiti thi to Chachi ke bina main ji nahi sakta. Meri family ke bina main ji nahi sakta. Main dubara aisa mazak nahi karunga jis se chachi ko bura lagenga Par in sab me rani Rani Rani ko to main bhul gaya.
Mobile , mobile kaha hai. Muze mobile nahi fekna chaiye tha. Main mobile ke part dundne laga. Rani ko call jo karna tha. Chachi ke manaane ke chakker me rani ko to bhul hi gaya par chachi ne jate jate muze rani ko phone karne ki bat karke muze yaad dilaya ki main kya bhul gaya hu chachi mera kitna dyan rakti hai main mobile ke part dudne laga mobile ek part me milenga ya tukdo me muze nahi pata , lekin jis tara feka tha us se lag raha hai ki tukde ho gaye honge
Mobile ka imp part mil gaya ,par ye kya mobile ki screan crack ho gayi. Mobile to gaya kaam se, Main battery ko dundne laga.battery bhi mil gayi. Bas ab mobile suru ho jaye, varna rani muzpe bahot guass hogi. Chachi ka mobile bhi nahi maang liya varna us se call karta BHAGVAN is bar meri sun lo ,mobile suru ho jaye. Aur BHAGVAN ne meri sun li. Mobile start ho gaya. Screan kharab ho chuki thi jis se main ne sirf rani ko call karna sahi samaja. Agar kuch aur kiya mobile kharab ho gaya to Main ne rani ko call kiya.
Puri 10 ring gayi par phone nahi utaya. Pir se phone kiya pir se rani ne phone nahi utaya. Lagta hai rani guasse me hai. guass kyu na ho uska call nahi utaya aur reply itne der bad kar raha tha rani jaag rahi hai ye muze pata hai wo mere call ka intzar kar rahi hai par der se call karne se wo thodi guasse me hai rani se bat nahi ki to wo puri raat so nahi payengi ,bas roti rahengi ,aur main rani ko rota hua nahi dek sakta Aunty ko call karta hu.
Main ne rani ki mummy ko call kiya. itni raat me aunty ko call karke unki neend kharab karna tik nahi lag raha tha par aisa nahi kiya to rani se bat nahi kar paunga aur rani puri raat jaagti rahengi aunty ne bhi pahale call nahi utya shayad so rahi hongi par next time call karte rani ke mummy ne phone uta liya
Main :- hello aunty
R mummy :- hello ,Abhi itni raat ko call kyu kiya
Main :- aunty sorry distrub karne ke liye ,main rani ko call kar raha tha par wo uta nahi rahi.
R mummy :- rani ne tumara phone nahi utaya ,zagda hua kya
Main :- main ne uska phone cut kiya is liye guass ho gayi,
R mummy :- main rani se bat karti. ( aunty muzse bat karte huye rani ke pass chali gayi ) rani, Abhi se bat karo
Rani :- muze nahi karni bat ,main so rahi hu
R mummy :- rani ye kya bat huyi
Rani :- muze neend aa rahi hai
R mummy :- bat nahi karna to sidhe sidhe bol dena chaiye , ye kya tarika hai
Rani :- aap jaiye yaha se
Main :- aunty phone ka speaker on karna
R mummy :- kar diya ab tum hi bat karo
Main :- Rani, ye nahi puchogi ki main ne phone kyu cut kiya, main hi bata deta hu , tum mere liye kya ho ye tume bhi pata hai. agar main tumara phone cut kar raha hu to socho tumse jada main kise pyar karta hu. Apni chachi ko ,meri chachi meri maa hai. aur main unke sath bat kar raha tha. Aise me main tumse kaise bat karta,maa ki jaga kohi nahi le sakta ,tum bhi nahi, aur ye bina vaja ka guass ,choti choti chizo pe guass hona,meri rani aisi nahi thi.
Meri rani to samadar thi. lagta hai wo rani kahi ghum hoti ja rahi hai. Aunty meri rani kaha gayi. kahi aapne tour pe jakar badal to nahi diya meri pyari rani ko ,muze to vahi purani vali rani pasand hai.jo smart bate karti hai , usko kuch batane ki jarurat nahi padti , mere dhadakno se sab kuch samaj jati hai ,wo rani muze chaiye , aunty kya meri rani muze milengi, kya wo muzse bat karengi
( meri bat khatam hote rani rone lagi. ) aunty lagta hai meri rani muze mil gayi. lekin rani ka rona muze bilkul pasand nahi hai. wo roti huyi bandariya dikti hai. rani bed se ut kar apni mummy se pass gayi aur phone apne hant me liya
Rani :- bandariya lagti hu tume main
Main :- aur nahi to kya ,roti huye tum bandariya dikti ho
Rani :- mummy aap jaiye main Abhi se bat kar lungi
R mummy :- rani aisi choti bato pe guass nahi karte, vaise Abhi tik kah raha hai tu rote huye bandariya lagti ho
Main :- lo aunty ne bhi bol diya
Rani :- mummy
R Mummy :- ja rahi hu. jada lambi bate mat karna . jaldi so jana
Aunty ke jate rani mafi maangne lagi.
Rani :- sorry
Main :- sorry dear ,main ne tumara phone nahi utaya.
Rani :- galti meri hai muze samajna chaiye tha ki kuch vaja hogi tabi phone nahi utaya.
Main :- main chachi ke sath tha
Rani :- jane do ,us bat ko bhul jate hai
Main :- par tum itni si bat pe rut gayi thi
Rani :- muze tumse ek jaruri bat karni thi , par tumne phone cut kar diya
Main :- kya bat karni thi aur guass kyu aa gaya mere sonaa ko
Rani :- aise hi ,
Main :- bat kuch aur hai , main ne to massage bhi kar diya tha
Rani :- mood off tha mera
Main :- tumare mood off hone se pata hai kya hua
Rani :- kya ?
Main :- tumne mera phone nahi utaya to pata hai main ne kya kiya,
Rani :- kya kiya
Main :- apna mobile thod diya
Rani :- kuch bhi
Main :- kal khud dek lena.
Rani :- mobile thod diya
Main :- aur nahi to kya , meri rani mere vajase rut gayi to muze khud pe guass aa gaya
Rani :- main bhi na ,
Main :- jane do mobile tut gaya to tut gaya tumse bat karne ko to mil gaya
Rani :- itna bura laga, main bhi na, mere vajase tumara mobile tut gaya.
Main :- aur nahi to kya,
Rani :- muze pata nahi tha ki tume itna bura lagena. sorry ,
Main :- jane do ,vaise bhi wo purana ho gaya tha.
Rani :- 1 saal pahale to liya tha. Main idiot hu mere galti se tumara phone tut gaya.
Main :- tum tension mat lo ,kaho kaise yaad kiya tha
Rani :- tumara mobile
Main :- main phone rak dunga agar pir uske bareme kuch kaha to
Rani :- phone mat rakna
Main :- kaho kis liye phone kiya tha, khonsi jarurari bat karni thi
Rani :- main ne wo ,jane do tum pir guass hoge
Main :- tum pe main guass kabhi nahi ho sakta
Rani :- kal milke bat karte hai , ye tik rahenga
Main :- bata do varna muze neend nahi aayengi aur na tume
Rani :- kaha se suru karu
Main :- batav kya bat ,varna abi tumare pass aa jaunga
Rani :- wo main kah rahi thi
Main :- tum bata rahi ho ya
Rani :- tum aaj kiske sath the
Main :- kab
Rani :- main ne dopehar me tume ek ladki ke sath deka tha .tum use bike par ghuma rahe the, khon thi wo
Main :- tum ne kaha deka
Rani :- mere class ke piche deka tume ek ladki ke sath
Main :- komal ne deka
Rani :- wo toilet me gayi thi,
Main :- wo to
Rani :- khon thi wo
Main :- tumari sauthan
Rani :- vary funny
Main :- really
Rani :- wo itni bhi kuch khas nahi dik rahi thi jo meri sauthan bane
Main :- tume kya lagta hai, khon ho sakti hai
Rani :- tumare sare ristedar ko janti hu , wo tumari ristedar nahi thi
Main :- wo meri ristedar nahi hai
Rani :- hamare college ki bhi nahi thi , jarur tumari kohi purani friend hongi
Main :- girlfriend bhi ho sakti hai
Rani :- mala thi wo , muze kyu nahi milaya
Main :- kyu , mala se kyu milna hai
Rani :- use thanks kahna hai
Main :- thanks , main samja nahi
Rani :- usne tume chhod diya tabi to tum muze mile ho , use thanks to kahna honga ,
Main :- wo mala nahi thi , mala hoti to wo mere pich baiti nahi hoti
Rani :- to kya ghod me baita dete
Main :- tum meri girlfriend hokar aisi bat kar rahi ho
Rani :- batav na khon thi wo ager mala nahi thi to khon thi
Main :- tumara 2nd andaza sahi tha
Rani :- purani friend
Main :- haa , smart ho tum
Rani :- wo to main hu
Main :- aur muze smart rani hi chaiye
Rani :- yes boss
Main :- to kaho kya kar thi
Rani :- bat kyu ghuma rahe ho , batav na khon thi wo
Main :- kyu jalan ho rahi ho
Rani :- jale meri zutti , main nahi jalti kisi se , mere pass tum ho
Main :- pir to batana padenga , par tum puch kyu rahi ho
Rani :- jaanna hai ki khon utni khuskismat hai jo tumare piche baiti hai
Main :- sach kahu ya zut
Rani :- dono bata do
Main :- tumare promise ke vajase tum pyar karne nahi deti to main us ladki ke sath pyar kar raha tha us ladki ka naam riya hai. Komal aur meri classmate thi hamare gaon me rahti hai.
Rani :- ye to tha zut ,ab sach bhi bata do
Main :- ye sach tha
Rani :- to pir zut batav
Main :- us ladki ka naam riya hai komal aur meri classmate thi. hamare gaon me rahti hai. kal main shahar aa raha tha to wo mil gayi .to use lift di ,usne beauty parlour ka course me jana tha,
Rani :- ye to muze sach lag raha hai
Main :- ye zut tha
Rani :- uska naam riya hai
Main :- haa
Rani :- tumare gaon me rahti hai tumari classmate thi
Main :- haa
Rani :- main komal se puchu
Main :- puch lena ,us ladki ka naam riya hai.
Rani :- komal se nahi puchungi varna wo to choti bat ko badi bana dengi
Main :- alag tara se puch lena , bina mere naam aaye
Rani :- jaise ki ek ladki mili thi muze tumare gaon ki riya naam hai uska , aise puchu
Main :- isi tara puch lena komal tume sab bata dengi
Rani :- rahne do
Main :- vaise tum puch kyu rahi thi.
Rani :- aise hi
Main :- jalan ho rahi thi ki main kisi aur ladki ko ghuma raha hu
Rani :- muze kyu jalan hogi
Main :- tume bura nahi laga ki meri bike par ladki baiti hai. Tumari jaga pe kohi aur baiti hai
Rani :- muze kyu bura lagenga.
Main :- tum meri GF ho
Rani :- to kya hua ,wo ladki bike par baite ya kahi aur par tumare dil me to main hu.
Main :- agar wo bhi dil me aakar baite gayi to
Rani :- nahi baite payengi
Main :- ager us pe mera dil aa gaya to
Rani :- pir to tumare liye jo acha hoga wo karungi
Main :- mere liye kya acha hoga.
Rani :- tumari khushi. tumari khushi jisme hogi vahi karungi
Main :- sun ne me acha lag raha hai
Rani :- acha bachhu ,
Main :- bichhu ya bachhu
Rani :- dank maarne ka soch rahe ho
Main :- tum to maarne hi nahi deti dank
Rani :- jab time aayenga to rokungi nahi
Main :- soch lo
Rani :- tum bas us din ke liye jahar jama karke rakna
Main :- wo to har din tayyar hota rahta hai
Rani :- ek minute kahi tum uski to bat nahi kar rahe ho
Main :- kis ki
Rani :- samaj gayi , tum bahot chalu , ghuma pirake usi par bat kekar aate ho
Main :- safed jahar hai
Rani :- chup raho varna main phone rak dungi
Main :- meri smart rani , chup rahunga to call karne kya faiyada kya honga
Rani :- dusari bat karo
Main :- to riya ke bareme pata lagayongi
Rani :- nahi uski jarurat nahi hai
Main :- kyu ?
Rani :- muze to tumara sach zut jaisa aur zut sach jaisa lag raha hai is liye
Main :- what
Rani :- jane do , bike pe piche ki seat khali rahengi to kohi na kohi baite jayengi
Main :- shadi ke bad wo sirf tumari hongi
Rani :- wo to aaj bhi meri hai , kya samje
Main :- yes madam , aapke aate seat khali ho jayengi
Rani :- yahi sunna tha muze
Main :- muze to kuch aur sunna hai
Rani :- I LOVE YOU
Main :- ye teen word sunte ab neend achi aayengi
Rani :- tum bhi kaho
Main :- abi to bate suru huyi hai , tume itne aasani se sone nahi dunga
Rani :- aisa hai to sona bhi khon chahta hai
Main :- dekte hai
Rani :- ek minute hold karna
Main :- kya hua
Rani :- ek kaam karo mere mobile pe call karo , mummy ko unka phone vapas deti hu , varna wo guass ho jayengi itni der tak bat karne se
Main :- ek minute
Aur rani ne phone cut kar diya chalo aaj bate karne ka record thod deta hu. Rani ko pir se pahale vale rup me dek kar acha laga rani ki pyari pyari bate sunkar dil ko sukun milta hai rani muzse jada der guass nahi rah sakti ye muze pata , pir bhi uska rutna bhi acha lagta hai kyu ki usko manaane ke bad rani aur jada pyar karne lag jati hai rani ko manaa ne ke bad uske sath thodi masti karne ke mood me tha
Rani ne riya ko mere sath dek liya jis se wo muze puchna chahti thi ki wo khon thi uska hak hai muze kuch bhi puchne ka par mere phone na utane se shayad usko laga honga ki main riya ke sath hu jis se usko guass aa gaya rani ko thoda emotional kar do to uska guass gayab ho jata hai aur rahi riya ki bat to main ne rani ko sach aur zut dono bata diya rani riya ke bareme jada sochengi nahi ek minute ho gaya main ne rani ko call kiya
Main :- hello
Rani :- ab kaho kya kar rahe the
Main :- main kya bol raha tha
Rani :- zut sach , riya ke bareme kuch kah rahe the
Main :- kya ye sach zut laga kar raka hai. kuch aur bat karte hai
Rani :- tik hai , to kaho mister kya chal raha hai
Main :- kuch nahi tume yaad kar raha hu
Rani :- muze
Main :- soch raha tha ki tum ne kya pahan raka hai.
Rani :- ye to simple hai , sari pahani hai
Main :- very funny
Rani :- raat me kya pahante hai
Main :- main to kuch nahi pahaanta hu.
Rani :- main tumari jaisi nahi hu
Main :- ban jav meri jaisi
Rani :- main aisi tik hu
Main :- shadi ho jane do pir dekta hu kya pahanti ho
Rani :- tum darate kyu ho
Main :- dara nahi raha bata raha hu ki ham raat bhar pyar karte rahnenge
Rani :- us din ko aane me time hai
Main :- tum kaho to aaj aa sakta hai wo din
Rani :- wo kaise
Main :- tum haa kaho main abi tumare pass aa jau
Rani :- bina kapdo ke
Main :- haa to bolo ,pir deko
Rani :- tum mat aav main hi tumare ghar aa jaungi
Main :- bina kapdo ke
Rani :- very funny ,main dholi ki bat kar rahi hu. tume to vahi dikta hai
Main :- kya dikta hai muze
Rani :- tum kya din bhar ek hi bat sochte rahte ho
Main :- din bhar sochta hu aur raat me sapne me tumare sath suhagraat maanata hu
Rani :- tume sona nahi hai
Main :- sounga to sapne me tum aayogi aur nahi soya to tumse bat karta rahunga.
Rani :- lekin muze to sona hai, kyu ki sapne me tume pyar karna hai, promise kiya mummy ko to sapne me pyar karti hu
Main :- to hamse sapne me pyar kiya ja raha hai.
Rani :- ab kya karu mummy ko promise jo kiya hai
Main :- main aunty se bat karu ,promise vapas karne ko kahu.
Rani :- nahi. promise ke vajase tum control me ho ,varna ab tum mere pass hote aur muze sone nahi dete
Main :- tum pass hone ke bad main tume sone kaise de sakta hu.
Rani :- ab to sone do
Main :- pahale batav kya pahna hai
Rani :- nighty
Main :- aur nighty ke undar
Rani :- main phone rak rahi hu
Main :- batav na
Rani :- sapne me kuch nahi pahungi. Ab apne sapne me jakar deko
Main :- agar mere sapne me kuch pahan kar aayi to
Rani :- main phone rak rahi hu
Main :- ye kya bat huyi
Rani :- raat bahot ho gayi hai
Main :- to kya hua ,kabhi kabhi to itni der tak bat karte hai
Rani :- lagta hai tumara mood nughty banne ka ho raha hai
Main :- tum bhi apni sharam ka parda hata do
Rani :- bilkul nahi , main aisi hi tik hu
Main :- ye kya bat huyi , meri tara bindas ho jav pir pyar hi pyar karenge
Rani :- pata hai , ham dono ager bindas ho gaye to pyar badenga nahi kam ho jayenga
Main :- exlpain karo
Rani :- jodi opposite ki banai jati hai , sharam+ besharm=happy couple kya samaje
Main :- yes madam, aap ki bat ko hamesha yaad rakunga
Rani :- ache student ho
Main :- madam itni hot ho to acha student banna padta hai
Rani :- meri hotness tumne abi tak deki nahi hai
Main :- tumari mummy ne bich me promise ki dewaar jo daal di hai pir kaise dekta
Rani :- intzar ka fal jab tume dungi na to tum sari shikayat bhul jayoge
Main :- pir to zindagi bhar intzar karunga
Rani :- itna nahi karna padenga ,
Main :- uske liye time hai ,aaj ki bat karo
Rani :- aaj ki bat , to kya chiye mere rajkumar ko
Main :- mere sawal ke jawab
Rani :- pucho
Main :- jawab nahi diya to
Rani :- pucho to sahi
Main :- night suit ke undar kya pahana hai
Rani :- naughty sawal
Main :- bata rahi ho ya nahi
Rani :- pucho to sahi
Main :- night suit ke undar kya pahana hai
Rani :- naughty sawal
Main :- bata rahi ho ya nahi
Rani :- main tight kapde nahi pahnti , ye jawab tik rahenga
Main :- chal jayenga
Rani :- par tum ye puch kyu rahe ho
Main :- pata hona chaiye ki GF ko kaise sona pasand hai , bad me problem na ho
Rani :- tum kya sach me bina kapdo ke sote ho
Main :- nahi , wo to bas ek mazak tha
Rani :- main to dar hi gayi thi
Main :- isme darne ki bat kya hai
Rani :- thandi ke dino me tum kaise sote honge ye soch rahi thi
Main :- tum mere bareme soch rahi thi ya , uske bareme, uske bareme soch rahi hongi to bata du wo full charge hota hai raat me
Rani :- main uski bat nahi kar rahi thi
Main :- acha , kohi bat nahi tume bata diya ki uski charging khatam karna tumara kaam hai
Rani :- muze pata hai kya karna hota hai
Main :- ye bahot bhoring ho raha haina
Rani :- haa , tum yahi bat karte rahte ho
Main :- to kuch aur bat kare
Rani :- jaise
Main :- tum itni khubsurat ho , kya tume kisi ne propose kiya tha
Rani :- kyu jaana chahte ho
Main :- batav do , main ne to bata diya ki muze mala pasand thi
Rani :- 10th class me 2 ladko ne propose kiya tha
Main :- tumne kya kaha
Rani :- main tumara intzar kar rahi thi , to unko manaa kar diya
Main :- mera intzar matlab apne rajkumar ka intzar kar rahi thi ( jaise har ladki ek rajkumar ka intzar karti hai )
Rani :- nahi , main tumara intzar kar rahi thi
Main :- ye kaisa jawab hua
Rani :- mere jawab aise hi hote hai
Main :- aur batav apne bareme
Rani :- tum pucho , aise kuch nahi bata sakti
Main :- rani pata hai jab pahali bar tume deka tha , jis din tume pyar kiya tha to aisa laga tha ki ham pahale bhi mil chuke hai
Rani :- (tume kuch to yaad hai ) acha , aur kya feel hua tha
Main :- aisa laga ki tum meri biwi thi
Rani :- ( itna to yaad hai tume ) aur
Main :- ham pati patni ki tara rah chuke hai aisa kuch yaad aa raha tha
Rani :- shayad ham pichale janam me pati patni ho
Main :- may be
Rani :- ( pichla to pata nahi par us janam me ham ek ho jayenge ) to is janam ka kya socha hai
Main :- dil se to ham pati patni ban chuke hai
Rani :- aur
Main :- pata hai tumari mummy ko bhi pahale deka hai aisa lag raha tha
Rani :- mummy to job ki vajase ghumti rahti hai
Main :- may be , jane do , vaise tum yaha aane se pahale kis city me rahti thi
Rani :- mummy ki job se to ghumte rahna padta hai
Main :- tum smart ho , chachi jaise jawab deti ho , full to suspence type ke jawab
Rani :- chachi se ki shika hai
Main :- acha pir to tumare is ghar me aate chachi aur tumari achi banegi
Rani :- tum sambalke rahna , main bahu ke nahi beti ke rup me aaungi
Main :- tum aav to sahi
Rani :- Abhi , mele jaisa pir se kohi event ho to kitna acha honga
Main :- pir se gaon me aane ka bahana chaiye
Rani :- mele ke dino ko miss kar rahi hu
Main :- kuch mahino bad mere bhai bahano ka birthday ka plan banata hu
Rani :- banav , mere liye vaha aane me aasani hongi
Main :- lekin is bar aayogi to mele se jada pyar karna honga
Rani :- tum bas mere vaha aane ka kuch intazam karo pir tume inam me bahot sara pyar dungi
Main :- pir to kuch karna honga
R mummy :- rani time kya hua hai ( rani ki mummy aa gayi )
Rani :- mummy bas ho gaya
R mummy :- baki ki bate kal kar lena
Main :- rani kal bat continue karenge
Rani :- mummy bas 2 minute
R mummy :- sirf 2 minute ( aur aunty apne kamre me chali gayi )
Rani :- Abhi
Main :- kal bat continue karenge
Rani :- yes boss , sapno me bat karenge ye kaisa rahenga
Main :- best aur pyar jada karna sapno me
Rani :- LOVE YOU
Main :- LOVE YOU TOO
Aur rani ke sath prem bhari bate karke main ne phone cut kiya. Ye aaj ho kya raha hai. Chachi ne mazak kiya aur muze sorry bolna pada. Phone main ne cut kiya aur sorry rani ko bolna pada. Lekin kuch bhi ho choti chachi aur rani se bat karke dil ko sukun milta hai Choti chachi ko pata chal gaya ki main unke liye kya sochta hu Aur rani ki mummy ko pata chal gaya ki main rani se kitna pyar karta hu.
Rani ki mummy ab tension free ho gayi thi. Unko unki beti ke future ki chinta nahi thi. Unno dek liya ki unki beti ka hant kiske hant me ,unko pata chal gaya ki unki beti ki khushiya muzme hai. Meri khusiya rani aur meri family ki khushiyo me thi Main ne pooja bua ko tension free kar diya. Sweta didi aur sital didi ki shadi karwa ke, itne bade ghar me aur unko manpasand jivan sati jo mile the Bas unki shadi ho jaye pir to pooja bua ko raj ke future ki chinta rahengi.
Raj ke liye bhi kuch na kuch jarur sochunga. Neeta bua ko aaj unka beta vapas mil gaya tha Leena aur rajesh ke liye mera pyar dek kar neeta bua khush thi. Main bade bhai ki jimmedari puri kar raha tha. Bas ab neha bua ki nafrat kam karni hai. Neha bua itni tough bhi nahi hai jitna main ne socha tha Neha bua ke ankhoin me main ne aaj aasu deke the. Neha bua ki hasi kitni pyari hai ye choti chachi ne muze bataya Jis se muze lag raha tha ki main neha bua ki nafrat ko pyar me badal sakta hu
Par pahale muze ye pata karna hoga ki neha bua muze nafrat kyu karti hai. Neha bua pahale to aisi nahi thi pir hua kya neha bua ko Par kohi muze batata hi nahi. Pir bhi komal ke jariye main neha bua ki nafrat ko kam kar sakta hu. Komal ko khush karke , aur ab rajesh ke kisse ke bad lag raha hai ki neha bua ki nafrat kam ho rahi hai. Komal , Time kya hua , 1.00am baj rahe hai. Komal to so rahi hogi. Use phone karu ,dekta hu komal kiske sapne dekti hai Main ne komal ko phone kiya ring ja rahi hai. Lagta hai gahari neend me so rahi hai. Last ki ring bajne vali thi ki komal ne phone uta liya.
Main :- hello
Komal :- Abhi
Main :- so rahi thi
Komal :- ye kaisa sawal hai is wakt sote hi haina
Main :- sorry tumari neend kharab ki
Komal :- kohi bat nahi. kaho kaise phone kiya
Main :- good night bolna tha tume
Komal :- raat ke 1.00am baje
Main :- wo kya haina muze neend nahi aa rahi thi to socha tumse bat kar lu
Komal :- kya hua tumari neend ko
Main :- meri chhodo tum so jav ,muze laga tum padai kar rahi hogi to phone kar lu par tum to so gayi so jav kal bat karenge
Komal :- tume neend nahi aa rahi to main kaise so sakti ho ,bolo kya hua
Main :- kuch nahi
Komal :- ab bolo
Main :- bas neend nahi aa rahi thi.
Komal :- to meri neend kharab kar di acha sapna dek rahi thi.
Main :- sapna, kiska sapna
Komal :- tume kyu batau
Main :- apne rajkumar ka
Komal :- aisa hi samaj lo
Main :- muze batav khon hai wo rajkumar
Komal :- tume sab pata hai.
Main :- muze kya pata hai.
Komal :- mere muh se sunna chahte ho
Main :- sapna tumara hai to tum hi bata sakti ho na
Komal :- sapne bataye nahi jate
Main :- kyu?
Komal :- pura ho jane ke bad bata dungi
Main :- kab hoga sapna pura
Komal :- mere doctor bante
Main :- pir to bahot din rukna hoga. muzse ruka nahi ja raha
Komal :- mera bhi yahi haal hai
Main :- kya?
Komal :- mere doctor hone tak rukna hoga.
Main :- main ek kaam karta hu kal ek duplicate doctor ki degree bana lata hu.
Komal :- kya bat itni jaldi hai
Main :- tum kab doctor banogi aur (main sapne ke bareme jaanne ke liye aisa bol raha tha aur komal kuch aur samaj rahi thi )
Komal :- bas bas, tum chaho to
Main :- kya?
Komal :- mere papa chahate hai ki main doctor banu aur badi mami ne bhi yahi kaha ki main achi doctor ban sakti hu
Main :- main bhi chahta hu ki tum doctor bano par jaldi
Komal :- jaldi kuch nahi hota ,aur kahte haina intazar ka fal meeta hota hai.
Main :- meeta muze bahot pasand hai.
Komal :- tabi to kahti hu tume rukna hoga.
Main :- tik hai ruk jata hu (komal kiske sapne dekte hai ,uske bareme jaanne ke liye uske doctor banne tak rukna hoga)
Komal :- good boy ( tum se jada muze doctor banne ki jaldi hai. taki ham....)
Main :- good girl ab so jav
Komal :- ab muze neend nahi aayengi,
Main :- kyu sapne nahi dekne hai
Komal :- sapne me kya raka hai real me bat karne ko mil rahi ho
Main :- tumari bate meri samaj me nahi aa rahi.
Komal :- to apni bate batav
Main :- mere bareme to tume sab pata hai.
Komal :- ye tum ne rajesh ko hero kaise bana diya.
Main :- jadu ki chhadi ghuma kar
Komal :- batav to ,rajesh tume bada thanks bol raha tha.
Main :- kuch nahi uski kuch problem thi usko solve kiya
Komal :- kya problem thi usko
Main :- us ke champu rahne pe sab haste the us pe ,wo problem solve kar di
Komal :- acha kiya ,naya rajesh muze pasand aaya
Main :- tabi meri bike pe baiti nahi.
Komal :- rajesh ke piche baitne se usko acha lagta is liye baiti
Main :- par mera kya, pir to kahti ho tume mere sath jana hai aur aaj muze chhod kar chali gayi.
Komal :- tume aisa lagta hai ki main tume chhod kar gayi thi.
Main :- aur nahi to kya
Komal :- to suno ,aaj ke bad main kisi ki bike pe nahi baitungi sirf tumare bike par tumare sath baitungi.
Main :- main to mazak kar raha tha. tum to serious ho gayi.
Komal :- pir tum ne aisi bat kyu ki
Main :- sorry dubara nahi kahunga.
Komal :- main to rajesh ke liye baiti thi bike par
Main :- pata hai muze ,main mazak kar raha tha.
Komal :- bina vaja rula diya muze
Main :- ro rahi thi, main to bas mazak ,sorry
Komal :- kya sorry
Main :- tum sach me ro rahi thi
Komal :- aur nahi to
Main :- meri kasam khav
Komal :- rone vali thi
Main :- muzse zut
Komal :- tum mazak kar sakte ho to main zut nahi bol sakti
Main :- vaise tum roti huyi achi nahi lagti. Par nahate huye khubsurat lagti ho
Komal :- kya kaha
Main :- tum nahate huye khubsurat dikti ho
Komal :- tum ne kab
Main :- tumari ek photo hai mere pass
Komal :- photo
Main :- bhul gayi. zarna , sath me nahana , baniyaan
Komal :- ruk jav
Main :- kya hua,suno to
Komal :- tum ne meri photo li thi
Main :- tum itni khubsurat dik rahi thi ki main ne tumari khubsurati ko photo me kaid kar liya.
Komal :- ye zut hai
Main :- main abi bhi vahi photo dek raha hu,
Komal :- tum gande ho, meri aisi photo lete huye tume sharam nahi aayi.
Main :- kyu aayengi. ham friend hai
Komal :- to kaisi bhi photo longe
Main :- meri marji,
Komal :- wo delete karo
Main :- main nahi karunga.
Komal :- Abhi karo na ,varna main tumse kabi bat nahi karungi
Main :- muzse delete nahi hoga.
Komal :- Abhi please delete kar do
Main :- kya delete karu
Komal :- photo
Main :- khonsi photo
Komal :- zarne me li thi
Main :- main kaise photo le sakta hu main to talaab me tha.
Komal :- kya kaha
Main :- main mazak kar raha tha
Komal :- main tumari, tum aise mazak kyu karte ho
Main :- main ne thoda mazak kiya aur zut kaha kyu ki tum ne zut kaha.
Komal :- tum bahot gande ho
Main :- main ne kya kiya
Komal :- tum ne kya kiya tume bhi pata hai
Main :- vaise komal tum bahot khubsurat ho
Komal :- thanks
Main :- tume BHAGVAN ne furasat se banaya hai.
Komal :- thanks
Main :- vaise vapas zarne me kab chalna hai
Komal :- abi to gaye the
Main :- wo kya haina aaj main ne nayi baniyaan li hai. tum try karna chahogi nahi
Komal :- tummmmmmmm, tum gande ho,
Main :- isme ganda kya hai. pichali bar meri baniyaan tumne zarne me baha di thi,
Komal :- to kya nayi vali bahana chahate ho
Main :- haa
Komal :- itni jaldi
Main :- BHAGVAN ne banai huyi sundar pari ko dekne jo milenga
Komal :- Abhi
Main :- komal
Komal :- tum meri khichai kar rahe ho
Main :- wo sach hai wo bata raha hu.
Komal :- tarif ke liye dil se sukariya adda kar rahi ho
Main :- komal
Komal :- bolo
Main :- tume mera mazak karna bura to nahi lagta, main ek friend ki ...
Komal :- tume pura hak hai , muze acha lagta hai tumse bat karna tumara mazak karna
Main :- kisi bat ka bura lagta hoga to roka karo,
Komal :- tumari bat itni achi hoti hai ki main rokungi kaise
Main :- lagta hai tume neend aa rahi hai.
Komal :- aisa kyu lagta hai
Main :- kyu ki tum ajib ajib si bate karne lagi ho.
Komal :- aisa lagta hai ye bate khatam na ho
Main :- aisa hua to subha chachi ke hant se maar padengi muze
Komal :- pir to tume sona hoga.
Main :- kafi der ho gayi tum bhi so jav
Komal :- ab to achi neend aayengi.
Main :- jada mat sona, kal main bhi aane vala hu shahar tumare sath.
Komal :- sach
Main :- muze ek kaam hai shahar me
Komal :- kal tumare bike par aaungi
Main :- wo kal dekenge ,good night
Komal :- sweet dream
Main :- dream to tum dekti ho
Komal :- jaldi mera dream pura ho jayenga.
Main :- main hu na ,tumara dream jarur pura hoga.
Komal :- good night
Komal se kafi der tak bat ki komal bich bich me ajib si bat karti hai uski bate to kabi kabhi mere samaj me hi nahi aati pir bhi komal ki madur aawaz sunkar dil ko sukun milta hai. Komal se bat karke sukun mila rani se bat karne ke bad komal ki mudur aawaz sunne se ek sukun mil gayi mere man ko komal ki neend kharab ki par usne jada shikayat nahi ki use to acha laga muzse bat karke komal ko bhi raat me pyari pyari bat karne ka dil karta honga aaj mere sath bat karke uski ye icha bhi puri ho gayi
Acha hua jada drama nahi kiya varna mera mazak muz par bhari padta. Agar mera dek kar chachi khud ko kuch kar baiti thi to Chachi ke bina main ji nahi sakta. Meri family ke bina main ji nahi sakta. Main dubara aisa kuch nahi karunga jis se chachi ko bura lagenga. Choti chachi ne mere sath mazak kiya aur pir jis tara muze manaya us se main sab kuch bhul gaya Par is mazak se pata to chala ki ham kitna pyar karte hai ek duasre ke sath
Chachi ne Socha tha ki mere sath mazak karke thodi masti karengi. Par is mazak ke chakkar me sab fail ho gaya. Chachi video deke bina chali gayi. Mazak me hi sahi par chachi ko pata to chala ki main unke liye kya kar sakta hu Acha hua jada drama nahi kiya varna mazak ham par bhari padta. Agar mera dek kar chachi khud ko kuch kar baiti thi to Chachi ke bina main ji nahi sakta. Meri family ke bina main ji nahi sakta. Main dubara aisa mazak nahi karunga jis se chachi ko bura lagenga Par in sab me rani Rani Rani ko to main bhul gaya.
Mobile , mobile kaha hai. Muze mobile nahi fekna chaiye tha. Main mobile ke part dundne laga. Rani ko call jo karna tha. Chachi ke manaane ke chakker me rani ko to bhul hi gaya par chachi ne jate jate muze rani ko phone karne ki bat karke muze yaad dilaya ki main kya bhul gaya hu chachi mera kitna dyan rakti hai main mobile ke part dudne laga mobile ek part me milenga ya tukdo me muze nahi pata , lekin jis tara feka tha us se lag raha hai ki tukde ho gaye honge
Mobile ka imp part mil gaya ,par ye kya mobile ki screan crack ho gayi. Mobile to gaya kaam se, Main battery ko dundne laga.battery bhi mil gayi. Bas ab mobile suru ho jaye, varna rani muzpe bahot guass hogi. Chachi ka mobile bhi nahi maang liya varna us se call karta BHAGVAN is bar meri sun lo ,mobile suru ho jaye. Aur BHAGVAN ne meri sun li. Mobile start ho gaya. Screan kharab ho chuki thi jis se main ne sirf rani ko call karna sahi samaja. Agar kuch aur kiya mobile kharab ho gaya to Main ne rani ko call kiya.
Puri 10 ring gayi par phone nahi utaya. Pir se phone kiya pir se rani ne phone nahi utaya. Lagta hai rani guasse me hai. guass kyu na ho uska call nahi utaya aur reply itne der bad kar raha tha rani jaag rahi hai ye muze pata hai wo mere call ka intzar kar rahi hai par der se call karne se wo thodi guasse me hai rani se bat nahi ki to wo puri raat so nahi payengi ,bas roti rahengi ,aur main rani ko rota hua nahi dek sakta Aunty ko call karta hu.
Main ne rani ki mummy ko call kiya. itni raat me aunty ko call karke unki neend kharab karna tik nahi lag raha tha par aisa nahi kiya to rani se bat nahi kar paunga aur rani puri raat jaagti rahengi aunty ne bhi pahale call nahi utya shayad so rahi hongi par next time call karte rani ke mummy ne phone uta liya
Main :- hello aunty
R mummy :- hello ,Abhi itni raat ko call kyu kiya
Main :- aunty sorry distrub karne ke liye ,main rani ko call kar raha tha par wo uta nahi rahi.
R mummy :- rani ne tumara phone nahi utaya ,zagda hua kya
Main :- main ne uska phone cut kiya is liye guass ho gayi,
R mummy :- main rani se bat karti. ( aunty muzse bat karte huye rani ke pass chali gayi ) rani, Abhi se bat karo
Rani :- muze nahi karni bat ,main so rahi hu
R mummy :- rani ye kya bat huyi
Rani :- muze neend aa rahi hai
R mummy :- bat nahi karna to sidhe sidhe bol dena chaiye , ye kya tarika hai
Rani :- aap jaiye yaha se
Main :- aunty phone ka speaker on karna
R mummy :- kar diya ab tum hi bat karo
Main :- Rani, ye nahi puchogi ki main ne phone kyu cut kiya, main hi bata deta hu , tum mere liye kya ho ye tume bhi pata hai. agar main tumara phone cut kar raha hu to socho tumse jada main kise pyar karta hu. Apni chachi ko ,meri chachi meri maa hai. aur main unke sath bat kar raha tha. Aise me main tumse kaise bat karta,maa ki jaga kohi nahi le sakta ,tum bhi nahi, aur ye bina vaja ka guass ,choti choti chizo pe guass hona,meri rani aisi nahi thi.
Meri rani to samadar thi. lagta hai wo rani kahi ghum hoti ja rahi hai. Aunty meri rani kaha gayi. kahi aapne tour pe jakar badal to nahi diya meri pyari rani ko ,muze to vahi purani vali rani pasand hai.jo smart bate karti hai , usko kuch batane ki jarurat nahi padti , mere dhadakno se sab kuch samaj jati hai ,wo rani muze chaiye , aunty kya meri rani muze milengi, kya wo muzse bat karengi
( meri bat khatam hote rani rone lagi. ) aunty lagta hai meri rani muze mil gayi. lekin rani ka rona muze bilkul pasand nahi hai. wo roti huyi bandariya dikti hai. rani bed se ut kar apni mummy se pass gayi aur phone apne hant me liya
Rani :- bandariya lagti hu tume main
Main :- aur nahi to kya ,roti huye tum bandariya dikti ho
Rani :- mummy aap jaiye main Abhi se bat kar lungi
R mummy :- rani aisi choti bato pe guass nahi karte, vaise Abhi tik kah raha hai tu rote huye bandariya lagti ho
Main :- lo aunty ne bhi bol diya
Rani :- mummy
R Mummy :- ja rahi hu. jada lambi bate mat karna . jaldi so jana
Aunty ke jate rani mafi maangne lagi.
Rani :- sorry
Main :- sorry dear ,main ne tumara phone nahi utaya.
Rani :- galti meri hai muze samajna chaiye tha ki kuch vaja hogi tabi phone nahi utaya.
Main :- main chachi ke sath tha
Rani :- jane do ,us bat ko bhul jate hai
Main :- par tum itni si bat pe rut gayi thi
Rani :- muze tumse ek jaruri bat karni thi , par tumne phone cut kar diya
Main :- kya bat karni thi aur guass kyu aa gaya mere sonaa ko
Rani :- aise hi ,
Main :- bat kuch aur hai , main ne to massage bhi kar diya tha
Rani :- mood off tha mera
Main :- tumare mood off hone se pata hai kya hua
Rani :- kya ?
Main :- tumne mera phone nahi utaya to pata hai main ne kya kiya,
Rani :- kya kiya
Main :- apna mobile thod diya
Rani :- kuch bhi
Main :- kal khud dek lena.
Rani :- mobile thod diya
Main :- aur nahi to kya , meri rani mere vajase rut gayi to muze khud pe guass aa gaya
Rani :- main bhi na ,
Main :- jane do mobile tut gaya to tut gaya tumse bat karne ko to mil gaya
Rani :- itna bura laga, main bhi na, mere vajase tumara mobile tut gaya.
Main :- aur nahi to kya,
Rani :- muze pata nahi tha ki tume itna bura lagena. sorry ,
Main :- jane do ,vaise bhi wo purana ho gaya tha.
Rani :- 1 saal pahale to liya tha. Main idiot hu mere galti se tumara phone tut gaya.
Main :- tum tension mat lo ,kaho kaise yaad kiya tha
Rani :- tumara mobile
Main :- main phone rak dunga agar pir uske bareme kuch kaha to
Rani :- phone mat rakna
Main :- kaho kis liye phone kiya tha, khonsi jarurari bat karni thi
Rani :- main ne wo ,jane do tum pir guass hoge
Main :- tum pe main guass kabhi nahi ho sakta
Rani :- kal milke bat karte hai , ye tik rahenga
Main :- bata do varna muze neend nahi aayengi aur na tume
Rani :- kaha se suru karu
Main :- batav kya bat ,varna abi tumare pass aa jaunga
Rani :- wo main kah rahi thi
Main :- tum bata rahi ho ya
Rani :- tum aaj kiske sath the
Main :- kab
Rani :- main ne dopehar me tume ek ladki ke sath deka tha .tum use bike par ghuma rahe the, khon thi wo
Main :- tum ne kaha deka
Rani :- mere class ke piche deka tume ek ladki ke sath
Main :- komal ne deka
Rani :- wo toilet me gayi thi,
Main :- wo to
Rani :- khon thi wo
Main :- tumari sauthan
Rani :- vary funny
Main :- really
Rani :- wo itni bhi kuch khas nahi dik rahi thi jo meri sauthan bane
Main :- tume kya lagta hai, khon ho sakti hai
Rani :- tumare sare ristedar ko janti hu , wo tumari ristedar nahi thi
Main :- wo meri ristedar nahi hai
Rani :- hamare college ki bhi nahi thi , jarur tumari kohi purani friend hongi
Main :- girlfriend bhi ho sakti hai
Rani :- mala thi wo , muze kyu nahi milaya
Main :- kyu , mala se kyu milna hai
Rani :- use thanks kahna hai
Main :- thanks , main samja nahi
Rani :- usne tume chhod diya tabi to tum muze mile ho , use thanks to kahna honga ,
Main :- wo mala nahi thi , mala hoti to wo mere pich baiti nahi hoti
Rani :- to kya ghod me baita dete
Main :- tum meri girlfriend hokar aisi bat kar rahi ho
Rani :- batav na khon thi wo ager mala nahi thi to khon thi
Main :- tumara 2nd andaza sahi tha
Rani :- purani friend
Main :- haa , smart ho tum
Rani :- wo to main hu
Main :- aur muze smart rani hi chaiye
Rani :- yes boss
Main :- to kaho kya kar thi
Rani :- bat kyu ghuma rahe ho , batav na khon thi wo
Main :- kyu jalan ho rahi ho
Rani :- jale meri zutti , main nahi jalti kisi se , mere pass tum ho
Main :- pir to batana padenga , par tum puch kyu rahi ho
Rani :- jaanna hai ki khon utni khuskismat hai jo tumare piche baiti hai
Main :- sach kahu ya zut
Rani :- dono bata do
Main :- tumare promise ke vajase tum pyar karne nahi deti to main us ladki ke sath pyar kar raha tha us ladki ka naam riya hai. Komal aur meri classmate thi hamare gaon me rahti hai.
Rani :- ye to tha zut ,ab sach bhi bata do
Main :- ye sach tha
Rani :- to pir zut batav
Main :- us ladki ka naam riya hai komal aur meri classmate thi. hamare gaon me rahti hai. kal main shahar aa raha tha to wo mil gayi .to use lift di ,usne beauty parlour ka course me jana tha,
Rani :- ye to muze sach lag raha hai
Main :- ye zut tha
Rani :- uska naam riya hai
Main :- haa
Rani :- tumare gaon me rahti hai tumari classmate thi
Main :- haa
Rani :- main komal se puchu
Main :- puch lena ,us ladki ka naam riya hai.
Rani :- komal se nahi puchungi varna wo to choti bat ko badi bana dengi
Main :- alag tara se puch lena , bina mere naam aaye
Rani :- jaise ki ek ladki mili thi muze tumare gaon ki riya naam hai uska , aise puchu
Main :- isi tara puch lena komal tume sab bata dengi
Rani :- rahne do
Main :- vaise tum puch kyu rahi thi.
Rani :- aise hi
Main :- jalan ho rahi thi ki main kisi aur ladki ko ghuma raha hu
Rani :- muze kyu jalan hogi
Main :- tume bura nahi laga ki meri bike par ladki baiti hai. Tumari jaga pe kohi aur baiti hai
Rani :- muze kyu bura lagenga.
Main :- tum meri GF ho
Rani :- to kya hua ,wo ladki bike par baite ya kahi aur par tumare dil me to main hu.
Main :- agar wo bhi dil me aakar baite gayi to
Rani :- nahi baite payengi
Main :- ager us pe mera dil aa gaya to
Rani :- pir to tumare liye jo acha hoga wo karungi
Main :- mere liye kya acha hoga.
Rani :- tumari khushi. tumari khushi jisme hogi vahi karungi
Main :- sun ne me acha lag raha hai
Rani :- acha bachhu ,
Main :- bichhu ya bachhu
Rani :- dank maarne ka soch rahe ho
Main :- tum to maarne hi nahi deti dank
Rani :- jab time aayenga to rokungi nahi
Main :- soch lo
Rani :- tum bas us din ke liye jahar jama karke rakna
Main :- wo to har din tayyar hota rahta hai
Rani :- ek minute kahi tum uski to bat nahi kar rahe ho
Main :- kis ki
Rani :- samaj gayi , tum bahot chalu , ghuma pirake usi par bat kekar aate ho
Main :- safed jahar hai
Rani :- chup raho varna main phone rak dungi
Main :- meri smart rani , chup rahunga to call karne kya faiyada kya honga
Rani :- dusari bat karo
Main :- to riya ke bareme pata lagayongi
Rani :- nahi uski jarurat nahi hai
Main :- kyu ?
Rani :- muze to tumara sach zut jaisa aur zut sach jaisa lag raha hai is liye
Main :- what
Rani :- jane do , bike pe piche ki seat khali rahengi to kohi na kohi baite jayengi
Main :- shadi ke bad wo sirf tumari hongi
Rani :- wo to aaj bhi meri hai , kya samje
Main :- yes madam , aapke aate seat khali ho jayengi
Rani :- yahi sunna tha muze
Main :- muze to kuch aur sunna hai
Rani :- I LOVE YOU
Main :- ye teen word sunte ab neend achi aayengi
Rani :- tum bhi kaho
Main :- abi to bate suru huyi hai , tume itne aasani se sone nahi dunga
Rani :- aisa hai to sona bhi khon chahta hai
Main :- dekte hai
Rani :- ek minute hold karna
Main :- kya hua
Rani :- ek kaam karo mere mobile pe call karo , mummy ko unka phone vapas deti hu , varna wo guass ho jayengi itni der tak bat karne se
Main :- ek minute
Aur rani ne phone cut kar diya chalo aaj bate karne ka record thod deta hu. Rani ko pir se pahale vale rup me dek kar acha laga rani ki pyari pyari bate sunkar dil ko sukun milta hai rani muzse jada der guass nahi rah sakti ye muze pata , pir bhi uska rutna bhi acha lagta hai kyu ki usko manaane ke bad rani aur jada pyar karne lag jati hai rani ko manaa ne ke bad uske sath thodi masti karne ke mood me tha
Rani ne riya ko mere sath dek liya jis se wo muze puchna chahti thi ki wo khon thi uska hak hai muze kuch bhi puchne ka par mere phone na utane se shayad usko laga honga ki main riya ke sath hu jis se usko guass aa gaya rani ko thoda emotional kar do to uska guass gayab ho jata hai aur rahi riya ki bat to main ne rani ko sach aur zut dono bata diya rani riya ke bareme jada sochengi nahi ek minute ho gaya main ne rani ko call kiya
Main :- hello
Rani :- ab kaho kya kar rahe the
Main :- main kya bol raha tha
Rani :- zut sach , riya ke bareme kuch kah rahe the
Main :- kya ye sach zut laga kar raka hai. kuch aur bat karte hai
Rani :- tik hai , to kaho mister kya chal raha hai
Main :- kuch nahi tume yaad kar raha hu
Rani :- muze
Main :- soch raha tha ki tum ne kya pahan raka hai.
Rani :- ye to simple hai , sari pahani hai
Main :- very funny
Rani :- raat me kya pahante hai
Main :- main to kuch nahi pahaanta hu.
Rani :- main tumari jaisi nahi hu
Main :- ban jav meri jaisi
Rani :- main aisi tik hu
Main :- shadi ho jane do pir dekta hu kya pahanti ho
Rani :- tum darate kyu ho
Main :- dara nahi raha bata raha hu ki ham raat bhar pyar karte rahnenge
Rani :- us din ko aane me time hai
Main :- tum kaho to aaj aa sakta hai wo din
Rani :- wo kaise
Main :- tum haa kaho main abi tumare pass aa jau
Rani :- bina kapdo ke
Main :- haa to bolo ,pir deko
Rani :- tum mat aav main hi tumare ghar aa jaungi
Main :- bina kapdo ke
Rani :- very funny ,main dholi ki bat kar rahi hu. tume to vahi dikta hai
Main :- kya dikta hai muze
Rani :- tum kya din bhar ek hi bat sochte rahte ho
Main :- din bhar sochta hu aur raat me sapne me tumare sath suhagraat maanata hu
Rani :- tume sona nahi hai
Main :- sounga to sapne me tum aayogi aur nahi soya to tumse bat karta rahunga.
Rani :- lekin muze to sona hai, kyu ki sapne me tume pyar karna hai, promise kiya mummy ko to sapne me pyar karti hu
Main :- to hamse sapne me pyar kiya ja raha hai.
Rani :- ab kya karu mummy ko promise jo kiya hai
Main :- main aunty se bat karu ,promise vapas karne ko kahu.
Rani :- nahi. promise ke vajase tum control me ho ,varna ab tum mere pass hote aur muze sone nahi dete
Main :- tum pass hone ke bad main tume sone kaise de sakta hu.
Rani :- ab to sone do
Main :- pahale batav kya pahna hai
Rani :- nighty
Main :- aur nighty ke undar
Rani :- main phone rak rahi hu
Main :- batav na
Rani :- sapne me kuch nahi pahungi. Ab apne sapne me jakar deko
Main :- agar mere sapne me kuch pahan kar aayi to
Rani :- main phone rak rahi hu
Main :- ye kya bat huyi
Rani :- raat bahot ho gayi hai
Main :- to kya hua ,kabhi kabhi to itni der tak bat karte hai
Rani :- lagta hai tumara mood nughty banne ka ho raha hai
Main :- tum bhi apni sharam ka parda hata do
Rani :- bilkul nahi , main aisi hi tik hu
Main :- ye kya bat huyi , meri tara bindas ho jav pir pyar hi pyar karenge
Rani :- pata hai , ham dono ager bindas ho gaye to pyar badenga nahi kam ho jayenga
Main :- exlpain karo
Rani :- jodi opposite ki banai jati hai , sharam+ besharm=happy couple kya samaje
Main :- yes madam, aap ki bat ko hamesha yaad rakunga
Rani :- ache student ho
Main :- madam itni hot ho to acha student banna padta hai
Rani :- meri hotness tumne abi tak deki nahi hai
Main :- tumari mummy ne bich me promise ki dewaar jo daal di hai pir kaise dekta
Rani :- intzar ka fal jab tume dungi na to tum sari shikayat bhul jayoge
Main :- pir to zindagi bhar intzar karunga
Rani :- itna nahi karna padenga ,
Main :- uske liye time hai ,aaj ki bat karo
Rani :- aaj ki bat , to kya chiye mere rajkumar ko
Main :- mere sawal ke jawab
Rani :- pucho
Main :- jawab nahi diya to
Rani :- pucho to sahi
Main :- night suit ke undar kya pahana hai
Rani :- naughty sawal
Main :- bata rahi ho ya nahi
Rani :- pucho to sahi
Main :- night suit ke undar kya pahana hai
Rani :- naughty sawal
Main :- bata rahi ho ya nahi
Rani :- main tight kapde nahi pahnti , ye jawab tik rahenga
Main :- chal jayenga
Rani :- par tum ye puch kyu rahe ho
Main :- pata hona chaiye ki GF ko kaise sona pasand hai , bad me problem na ho
Rani :- tum kya sach me bina kapdo ke sote ho
Main :- nahi , wo to bas ek mazak tha
Rani :- main to dar hi gayi thi
Main :- isme darne ki bat kya hai
Rani :- thandi ke dino me tum kaise sote honge ye soch rahi thi
Main :- tum mere bareme soch rahi thi ya , uske bareme, uske bareme soch rahi hongi to bata du wo full charge hota hai raat me
Rani :- main uski bat nahi kar rahi thi
Main :- acha , kohi bat nahi tume bata diya ki uski charging khatam karna tumara kaam hai
Rani :- muze pata hai kya karna hota hai
Main :- ye bahot bhoring ho raha haina
Rani :- haa , tum yahi bat karte rahte ho
Main :- to kuch aur bat kare
Rani :- jaise
Main :- tum itni khubsurat ho , kya tume kisi ne propose kiya tha
Rani :- kyu jaana chahte ho
Main :- batav do , main ne to bata diya ki muze mala pasand thi
Rani :- 10th class me 2 ladko ne propose kiya tha
Main :- tumne kya kaha
Rani :- main tumara intzar kar rahi thi , to unko manaa kar diya
Main :- mera intzar matlab apne rajkumar ka intzar kar rahi thi ( jaise har ladki ek rajkumar ka intzar karti hai )
Rani :- nahi , main tumara intzar kar rahi thi
Main :- ye kaisa jawab hua
Rani :- mere jawab aise hi hote hai
Main :- aur batav apne bareme
Rani :- tum pucho , aise kuch nahi bata sakti
Main :- rani pata hai jab pahali bar tume deka tha , jis din tume pyar kiya tha to aisa laga tha ki ham pahale bhi mil chuke hai
Rani :- (tume kuch to yaad hai ) acha , aur kya feel hua tha
Main :- aisa laga ki tum meri biwi thi
Rani :- ( itna to yaad hai tume ) aur
Main :- ham pati patni ki tara rah chuke hai aisa kuch yaad aa raha tha
Rani :- shayad ham pichale janam me pati patni ho
Main :- may be
Rani :- ( pichla to pata nahi par us janam me ham ek ho jayenge ) to is janam ka kya socha hai
Main :- dil se to ham pati patni ban chuke hai
Rani :- aur
Main :- pata hai tumari mummy ko bhi pahale deka hai aisa lag raha tha
Rani :- mummy to job ki vajase ghumti rahti hai
Main :- may be , jane do , vaise tum yaha aane se pahale kis city me rahti thi
Rani :- mummy ki job se to ghumte rahna padta hai
Main :- tum smart ho , chachi jaise jawab deti ho , full to suspence type ke jawab
Rani :- chachi se ki shika hai
Main :- acha pir to tumare is ghar me aate chachi aur tumari achi banegi
Rani :- tum sambalke rahna , main bahu ke nahi beti ke rup me aaungi
Main :- tum aav to sahi
Rani :- Abhi , mele jaisa pir se kohi event ho to kitna acha honga
Main :- pir se gaon me aane ka bahana chaiye
Rani :- mele ke dino ko miss kar rahi hu
Main :- kuch mahino bad mere bhai bahano ka birthday ka plan banata hu
Rani :- banav , mere liye vaha aane me aasani hongi
Main :- lekin is bar aayogi to mele se jada pyar karna honga
Rani :- tum bas mere vaha aane ka kuch intazam karo pir tume inam me bahot sara pyar dungi
Main :- pir to kuch karna honga
R mummy :- rani time kya hua hai ( rani ki mummy aa gayi )
Rani :- mummy bas ho gaya
R mummy :- baki ki bate kal kar lena
Main :- rani kal bat continue karenge
Rani :- mummy bas 2 minute
R mummy :- sirf 2 minute ( aur aunty apne kamre me chali gayi )
Rani :- Abhi
Main :- kal bat continue karenge
Rani :- yes boss , sapno me bat karenge ye kaisa rahenga
Main :- best aur pyar jada karna sapno me
Rani :- LOVE YOU
Main :- LOVE YOU TOO
Aur rani ke sath prem bhari bate karke main ne phone cut kiya. Ye aaj ho kya raha hai. Chachi ne mazak kiya aur muze sorry bolna pada. Phone main ne cut kiya aur sorry rani ko bolna pada. Lekin kuch bhi ho choti chachi aur rani se bat karke dil ko sukun milta hai Choti chachi ko pata chal gaya ki main unke liye kya sochta hu Aur rani ki mummy ko pata chal gaya ki main rani se kitna pyar karta hu.
Rani ki mummy ab tension free ho gayi thi. Unko unki beti ke future ki chinta nahi thi. Unno dek liya ki unki beti ka hant kiske hant me ,unko pata chal gaya ki unki beti ki khushiya muzme hai. Meri khusiya rani aur meri family ki khushiyo me thi Main ne pooja bua ko tension free kar diya. Sweta didi aur sital didi ki shadi karwa ke, itne bade ghar me aur unko manpasand jivan sati jo mile the Bas unki shadi ho jaye pir to pooja bua ko raj ke future ki chinta rahengi.
Raj ke liye bhi kuch na kuch jarur sochunga. Neeta bua ko aaj unka beta vapas mil gaya tha Leena aur rajesh ke liye mera pyar dek kar neeta bua khush thi. Main bade bhai ki jimmedari puri kar raha tha. Bas ab neha bua ki nafrat kam karni hai. Neha bua itni tough bhi nahi hai jitna main ne socha tha Neha bua ke ankhoin me main ne aaj aasu deke the. Neha bua ki hasi kitni pyari hai ye choti chachi ne muze bataya Jis se muze lag raha tha ki main neha bua ki nafrat ko pyar me badal sakta hu
Par pahale muze ye pata karna hoga ki neha bua muze nafrat kyu karti hai. Neha bua pahale to aisi nahi thi pir hua kya neha bua ko Par kohi muze batata hi nahi. Pir bhi komal ke jariye main neha bua ki nafrat ko kam kar sakta hu. Komal ko khush karke , aur ab rajesh ke kisse ke bad lag raha hai ki neha bua ki nafrat kam ho rahi hai. Komal , Time kya hua , 1.00am baj rahe hai. Komal to so rahi hogi. Use phone karu ,dekta hu komal kiske sapne dekti hai Main ne komal ko phone kiya ring ja rahi hai. Lagta hai gahari neend me so rahi hai. Last ki ring bajne vali thi ki komal ne phone uta liya.
Main :- hello
Komal :- Abhi
Main :- so rahi thi
Komal :- ye kaisa sawal hai is wakt sote hi haina
Main :- sorry tumari neend kharab ki
Komal :- kohi bat nahi. kaho kaise phone kiya
Main :- good night bolna tha tume
Komal :- raat ke 1.00am baje
Main :- wo kya haina muze neend nahi aa rahi thi to socha tumse bat kar lu
Komal :- kya hua tumari neend ko
Main :- meri chhodo tum so jav ,muze laga tum padai kar rahi hogi to phone kar lu par tum to so gayi so jav kal bat karenge
Komal :- tume neend nahi aa rahi to main kaise so sakti ho ,bolo kya hua
Main :- kuch nahi
Komal :- ab bolo
Main :- bas neend nahi aa rahi thi.
Komal :- to meri neend kharab kar di acha sapna dek rahi thi.
Main :- sapna, kiska sapna
Komal :- tume kyu batau
Main :- apne rajkumar ka
Komal :- aisa hi samaj lo
Main :- muze batav khon hai wo rajkumar
Komal :- tume sab pata hai.
Main :- muze kya pata hai.
Komal :- mere muh se sunna chahte ho
Main :- sapna tumara hai to tum hi bata sakti ho na
Komal :- sapne bataye nahi jate
Main :- kyu?
Komal :- pura ho jane ke bad bata dungi
Main :- kab hoga sapna pura
Komal :- mere doctor bante
Main :- pir to bahot din rukna hoga. muzse ruka nahi ja raha
Komal :- mera bhi yahi haal hai
Main :- kya?
Komal :- mere doctor hone tak rukna hoga.
Main :- main ek kaam karta hu kal ek duplicate doctor ki degree bana lata hu.
Komal :- kya bat itni jaldi hai
Main :- tum kab doctor banogi aur (main sapne ke bareme jaanne ke liye aisa bol raha tha aur komal kuch aur samaj rahi thi )
Komal :- bas bas, tum chaho to
Main :- kya?
Komal :- mere papa chahate hai ki main doctor banu aur badi mami ne bhi yahi kaha ki main achi doctor ban sakti hu
Main :- main bhi chahta hu ki tum doctor bano par jaldi
Komal :- jaldi kuch nahi hota ,aur kahte haina intazar ka fal meeta hota hai.
Main :- meeta muze bahot pasand hai.
Komal :- tabi to kahti hu tume rukna hoga.
Main :- tik hai ruk jata hu (komal kiske sapne dekte hai ,uske bareme jaanne ke liye uske doctor banne tak rukna hoga)
Komal :- good boy ( tum se jada muze doctor banne ki jaldi hai. taki ham....)
Main :- good girl ab so jav
Komal :- ab muze neend nahi aayengi,
Main :- kyu sapne nahi dekne hai
Komal :- sapne me kya raka hai real me bat karne ko mil rahi ho
Main :- tumari bate meri samaj me nahi aa rahi.
Komal :- to apni bate batav
Main :- mere bareme to tume sab pata hai.
Komal :- ye tum ne rajesh ko hero kaise bana diya.
Main :- jadu ki chhadi ghuma kar
Komal :- batav to ,rajesh tume bada thanks bol raha tha.
Main :- kuch nahi uski kuch problem thi usko solve kiya
Komal :- kya problem thi usko
Main :- us ke champu rahne pe sab haste the us pe ,wo problem solve kar di
Komal :- acha kiya ,naya rajesh muze pasand aaya
Main :- tabi meri bike pe baiti nahi.
Komal :- rajesh ke piche baitne se usko acha lagta is liye baiti
Main :- par mera kya, pir to kahti ho tume mere sath jana hai aur aaj muze chhod kar chali gayi.
Komal :- tume aisa lagta hai ki main tume chhod kar gayi thi.
Main :- aur nahi to kya
Komal :- to suno ,aaj ke bad main kisi ki bike pe nahi baitungi sirf tumare bike par tumare sath baitungi.
Main :- main to mazak kar raha tha. tum to serious ho gayi.
Komal :- pir tum ne aisi bat kyu ki
Main :- sorry dubara nahi kahunga.
Komal :- main to rajesh ke liye baiti thi bike par
Main :- pata hai muze ,main mazak kar raha tha.
Komal :- bina vaja rula diya muze
Main :- ro rahi thi, main to bas mazak ,sorry
Komal :- kya sorry
Main :- tum sach me ro rahi thi
Komal :- aur nahi to
Main :- meri kasam khav
Komal :- rone vali thi
Main :- muzse zut
Komal :- tum mazak kar sakte ho to main zut nahi bol sakti
Main :- vaise tum roti huyi achi nahi lagti. Par nahate huye khubsurat lagti ho
Komal :- kya kaha
Main :- tum nahate huye khubsurat dikti ho
Komal :- tum ne kab
Main :- tumari ek photo hai mere pass
Komal :- photo
Main :- bhul gayi. zarna , sath me nahana , baniyaan
Komal :- ruk jav
Main :- kya hua,suno to
Komal :- tum ne meri photo li thi
Main :- tum itni khubsurat dik rahi thi ki main ne tumari khubsurati ko photo me kaid kar liya.
Komal :- ye zut hai
Main :- main abi bhi vahi photo dek raha hu,
Komal :- tum gande ho, meri aisi photo lete huye tume sharam nahi aayi.
Main :- kyu aayengi. ham friend hai
Komal :- to kaisi bhi photo longe
Main :- meri marji,
Komal :- wo delete karo
Main :- main nahi karunga.
Komal :- Abhi karo na ,varna main tumse kabi bat nahi karungi
Main :- muzse delete nahi hoga.
Komal :- Abhi please delete kar do
Main :- kya delete karu
Komal :- photo
Main :- khonsi photo
Komal :- zarne me li thi
Main :- main kaise photo le sakta hu main to talaab me tha.
Komal :- kya kaha
Main :- main mazak kar raha tha
Komal :- main tumari, tum aise mazak kyu karte ho
Main :- main ne thoda mazak kiya aur zut kaha kyu ki tum ne zut kaha.
Komal :- tum bahot gande ho
Main :- main ne kya kiya
Komal :- tum ne kya kiya tume bhi pata hai
Main :- vaise komal tum bahot khubsurat ho
Komal :- thanks
Main :- tume BHAGVAN ne furasat se banaya hai.
Komal :- thanks
Main :- vaise vapas zarne me kab chalna hai
Komal :- abi to gaye the
Main :- wo kya haina aaj main ne nayi baniyaan li hai. tum try karna chahogi nahi
Komal :- tummmmmmmm, tum gande ho,
Main :- isme ganda kya hai. pichali bar meri baniyaan tumne zarne me baha di thi,
Komal :- to kya nayi vali bahana chahate ho
Main :- haa
Komal :- itni jaldi
Main :- BHAGVAN ne banai huyi sundar pari ko dekne jo milenga
Komal :- Abhi
Main :- komal
Komal :- tum meri khichai kar rahe ho
Main :- wo sach hai wo bata raha hu.
Komal :- tarif ke liye dil se sukariya adda kar rahi ho
Main :- komal
Komal :- bolo
Main :- tume mera mazak karna bura to nahi lagta, main ek friend ki ...
Komal :- tume pura hak hai , muze acha lagta hai tumse bat karna tumara mazak karna
Main :- kisi bat ka bura lagta hoga to roka karo,
Komal :- tumari bat itni achi hoti hai ki main rokungi kaise
Main :- lagta hai tume neend aa rahi hai.
Komal :- aisa kyu lagta hai
Main :- kyu ki tum ajib ajib si bate karne lagi ho.
Komal :- aisa lagta hai ye bate khatam na ho
Main :- aisa hua to subha chachi ke hant se maar padengi muze
Komal :- pir to tume sona hoga.
Main :- kafi der ho gayi tum bhi so jav
Komal :- ab to achi neend aayengi.
Main :- jada mat sona, kal main bhi aane vala hu shahar tumare sath.
Komal :- sach
Main :- muze ek kaam hai shahar me
Komal :- kal tumare bike par aaungi
Main :- wo kal dekenge ,good night
Komal :- sweet dream
Main :- dream to tum dekti ho
Komal :- jaldi mera dream pura ho jayenga.
Main :- main hu na ,tumara dream jarur pura hoga.
Komal :- good night
Komal se kafi der tak bat ki komal bich bich me ajib si bat karti hai uski bate to kabi kabhi mere samaj me hi nahi aati pir bhi komal ki madur aawaz sunkar dil ko sukun milta hai. Komal se bat karke sukun mila rani se bat karne ke bad komal ki mudur aawaz sunne se ek sukun mil gayi mere man ko komal ki neend kharab ki par usne jada shikayat nahi ki use to acha laga muzse bat karke komal ko bhi raat me pyari pyari bat karne ka dil karta honga aaj mere sath bat karke uski ye icha bhi puri ho gayi