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Thodi der bad Choti chachi mere kamre me aayi aur mere kapde vidhya ko dene lagi. Wash karne ke liye Vidhya kapde lekar chali gayi aur choti chachì mere pass aa gayi
C Chachi :- To
Main :- to kya?
C Chachi :- muze batane vala hai ya dikane vala hai.
Main :- dono karunga.
C Chachi :- pahale bata pir dikana
Main :- jungle me main ne bahot enjoy kiya
C Chachi :- harish ke group ke sath enjoy to karenga hi
Main :- 6 ladkiya aur akela main
C Chachi :- aur 3 ladke the na
Main :- unmse 2 gay the aur harish me dam nahi tha
C Chachi :- pir to tere ek hant ki pacho ungliya ghee me thi.
Main :- ek ghee ka daba to bhul gayi aap
C Chachi :- uske liye 2 pairo ke bich vala danda haina.
Main :- aap great ho
C Chachi :- chal bata kya kya kiya
Main :- pahale din jate haim ne ............ main ne.........ek ek karke...........sabki chudaii......ki......... ........par sirf ek kuwari thi........lekin maza bahot aaya......idar ghuma ,udar ghumne gaye , naye logo se mila , driving ki ,full to mazedar tha tour (kuch bat chupa di choti chachi se ) main ne ritu ki bat chhod kar sab bata diya
C Chachi :- tu ne to khel khel me maze kiye
Main :- khel khel kar chudai ki.
C Chachi :- aur wo hitler to teri dewaani ho gayi.
Main :- deewani banakar pyar karne me maza aaya
C Chachi :- aur kya kiya
Main :- aur idar udar ki choti moti masti ki.
C Chachi :- aur
Main :- ek raat to jungle me party thi vaha enjoy kiya
C Chachi :- raat me jungle me mangle kiya hoga tune
Main :- haa. mangle hi mangle kiya
C Chachi :- tera tour sucessful hua
Main :- haa, aapne tour plan karke muze khush kar diya
C Chachi :- aise khush raha kar
Main :- aap aise hi tour banaya kijiye
C Chachi :- ab agale saal tour banungi tab tak harish jaisa group dund lena
Main :- ji.
C Chachi :- ab dika muze teri masti
Main ne laptop open kiya aur mobile me memory card daal kar video laptop me copy kiye unme se jo badi chachi aur bahano ko dikane vale video aur picture alag folder me rake
C Chachi :- ye kya kar raha
Main :- ye aapke vale video jo aap kal dekna aur ye baki sab ko dikane vale video
C Chachi :- main didi ko bhulati hu
Main :- bhula lijiye
Choti Chachi vidhya ko aawaz de kar badi chachì aur seema chachi ko bhulaya.
B Chachi :- kya hua meena ,hame kyu bhulaya
Main :- chachi aapko kuch dikana hai aaiye ( Chachi bed par aakar baite gayi aur main unko apne picture dikane laga. ) chachi ye photo jungle pe li hai
M Chachi :- Abhi sare photo me tu akela kyu hai.
Main :- mere akele vale photo liye hai baki photo dosto ke pass hai.
M Chachi :- wo bhi le aata
Main :- kuch photo hai par usme pankaj aur karim nahi hai. wo alag jaga gaye the
B Chachi :- dika ,vaise kitne log gaye the
Main :- 15 dost the, kuch ladkiya to kuch ladke, class vale tour pe gaye the
Aur main harish aur 2 ladko ke photo dikane laga. Mera hasta hua photo dek kar badi chachi khush ho gayi aur mere sar pe pyar se hant ghumane lagi. kuch photo me ek 2 ladkiya thi jise dek kar seema chachi meri khichai karne lagi. kuch purane photo jisme pankaj aur karim mere sath the wo photo bhi dika di overall mere tour se main khush tha muze khush dek kar teeno chachi khush thi.
Kal mere bhai bahan se milna hoga. unko mere tour ke photo dikane honge chachi ne kaha ki kal subha hote main bua se milne jau chachi ko tour ke photo dika kar main so gaya Subha hote kasarat karke khud ko fit kiya Kafi din bad kasarat karne se kafi hadiya tut kar tik ho gayi. Kasarat karne ke bad main bua se milne chala gaya.
Pahale neeta bua se milne gaya ,neeta bua muze dekte apna pyar muzpe nochavar karne lagi. Rajesh aur leena bhi khush ho gaye. Main thodi der neeta bua ke sath wakt bitaya aur rajesh leena ko apne sath lekar neha bua ke ghar aa gaya. Mere aate neha bua ko khushi to huyi par unno har bar ki tara apni khushi ko chupa kar apne sine me dafan kiya. Komal to muze dekkte mere gale lag gayi. Aur aaj classes se chhuti le li.
Komal ne mere liye class miss kiya. Komal ne rani ko phone karke bataya ki main aa chuka hu jis se wo aaj classes nahi aayengi Komal ne muze fasa diya Rani ko mere aane ki bat komal se pata chali ab to rani guass ho gayi hogi. Rani ko manna hoga par pahale pooja bua ke ghar jana hoga. Main sabko lekar pooja bua ke ghar aa gaya. Raj to bhag kar mere pass aaya aur tour ke bareme puchne laga. Pooja bua ne mere sar pe kiss kiya aur ham sabke liye sarbat banane gayi.
Raj :- bhaiya tour pe kya kya deka ,
Main :- Batau ya dikau
Raj :- main to dekna chahunga
Main :- didi aapka laptop milenga
Sweta dídi :- lo ,par ham bhi deknege
Main ne pendrive laptop ko connect kiya aur unko photo dikane laga. Jo photo chachi ko dikaye the vahi sabko dikaye
Sital didi :- Abhi tune to bahot maza kiya,khas ham bhi vaha hote
Main :- ek din ham sab jayenge vaha par ,aur bahot masti karenge.
Kavita :- haa ,pir to ham bahot maza karenge
Sweta didi :- haa ,itna lamba to nahi par ek din ka to tour pe jayenge
Raj :- didi ne bola to ham jarur jayenge. Didi jo kahti hai wo hota hi hai.
Main :- aap sab movie deko main aaram karta hu
Komal :- main bhi chalti hu tume notes deni hai ( Main komal ke sath bahar aa gaya.)
Komal :- tum ne bahot maze kiye
Main :- pahali bar jo ghumane gaya tha.
Komal :- ham bhi to gaye the.
Main :- wo bat alag thi. Pahali bar dosto ke sath ghumane ka maza liya hai.
Komal :- tum vaha maza kar rahe the aur yaha muze acha nahi lag raha tha.
Main :- kya hua
Komal :- tumare sath rahne ki aadat jo lag gayi hai
Main :- aadat badal do
Komal :- matlab tume mere sath, samaji un ladkiyo ke sath rahna pasand hai tume
Komal mere photo dek kar aisa bol rahi hai meri photo ladkiyo ke sath dek kar hal rahi hai ager komal ka ye haal hai to rani to meri gf hai rani kitni jalnegi, par jalne ke bad usko thnda karne me bahog maza aata hai
Main :- aisa hi samaj lo, wo kitni modern hai.
Komal :- modren sab dikava hota hai.
Main :- lekin unke sath bahot enjoy kiya.
Komal :- karo ,unke sath ghumo ,main to kohi bhi nahi hu.
Komal shayad wo zarne vale uske sath gaye huye tour ko is mere friend ke sath gaye huye tour se compare kar rahi thi
Main :- unka phone aaya tha milne bhulaya ,( coffee pine ke bahaane se aaj to komal ke hant ki coffee pi kar rahunga )
Komal :- muze kyu bata rahe ho. main ne tumare liye classes nahi gayi aur tum ho ki ,main ja rahi hu
Main :- notes to deti jav
Komal :- un chudel se maang lo, ( komal guasse me apne ghar jane lagi to main ne uska hant pakad liya. ) chhodo mera hant
Main :- main hant chhodne ke liye pakadata
Komal :- un chudel ka hant pakdo
Main :- main kya pagal hu jo itne komal hanto ko chhod kar un chudel ke pass jau
Komal :- main ne kaha chhodo
Main :- deko chhod diya to sach me unke pass jaunga .
Komal :- jakar dikav ,unke hant thod dhngi ,muzse bura kohi nahi hoga.
Main :- main to dar gaya
Komal :- mazak mat samjo
Main :- main mazak hi kar raha tha muze unke sath jada maza nahi aaya tabi to kaha ki ham sab aise ghumane jayenge ( meri bat sunte komal ke expreesion normal hone lage )
Komal :- sach me wo mazak tha.
Main :- friend ke sath thoda mazak kiya to friend ko guass aata hai aaj ke bad main mazak nahi karunga.
Komal :- sorry
Main :- ab rahne do
Komal :- main tume apne hant ki coffee pilati hu.
Main :- aisa sorry bola karo
Aur komal muze apne ghar le gayia aur apne hant ki bani huye coffee pilane lagi. Coffee pite huye main komal ke sath bate karne laga. Komal kafi der tak bate karti rahi. Komal kafi der tak bate karti rahi. Komal ke sath time bitane ke bad main ghar aa gaya. Mere ghar aane tak choti chachi ke siwa sab so gaye the. Dopehar ki neend achi hoti hai. Choti chachi kyu nahi soyi ye muze pata tha.
Main ne choti chachi ko video play karke diye Choti chachi video dekne lagi aur main rani ko call karne laga. Rani ne call nahi utaya , Muze pata tha ki rani ne phone kyu nahi utaya kyu ki main ne use aate call nahi kiya Pir bhi ek bar aur call kiya. Rani ne pahali ring puri hone sepahale phone uta liya.
Rani :- mobile mat thodna
Main :- ( hello kahne ki jaga ye kya bolrahi hai rani. ) hello
Rani :- mobile mat thodna ( pichali bar ki bat yaad hai rani ko )
Main :- agar abi phone nahi utati to jarur thod deta.
Rani :- main guass nahi hu. main ne phone utaya ( mahn rani ki bat sunkar hasne laga ) has kyu rahe ho
Main :- tum guass hone ke bad bhi bol rahi ho ki guass nahi ho
Rani :- tumare vajase aisa bol rahi hu kya pata mere guasse ke vajase tum guass hokar mobile thod do
Main :- ye mobile kaise thod sakta hu. ye tumara gift hai.
Rani :- to kya ab main guass ho sakti ho
Main :- haa , ( muze rani ke aisa puchne se hasi aa rahi thi )
Rani :- tume ab samay mila muze phone karne ka
Main :- tume to pata tha ki main kal aane vala hu to tum phone nahi kar sakti
Rani :- travling karte samay phone karke distrub nahi karte tum ne kyu nahi kiya, ek massage kar dete
Main :- tume pata hai mele me main tumse ek sawal pucha tha ki tumare pass mere liye time nahi hai.
Rani :- pahale meri bat ka jawab do
Main :- jawab hi de raha hu main ne mele me aisa pucha tha na
Rani :- haa pucha tha
Main :- tumara jawab kya tha.
Rani :- ki tumari bahan muze akela nahi chhodati
Main :- to socho tumse itna pyar karti thi to mere aate meri bahano ne muze chain se saas bhi lene nahi di
Rani :- main is bat ko kaise bhul gayi. main idiot hu
Main :- aur to aur meri chachi bua ,inse jab time milenga tabi to tume call karenga.
Rani :- sorry
Main :- aise nahi
Rani :- pir
Main :- apni ek pic send karo kaan pakad kar ( Rani ne phone cut karke ek pics send ki aur vapas phone kiya. ) ye photo main wallpaper rakunga
Rani :- kyu?
Main :- muze yaad rahenga ki tum sorry bhi bol sakti ho
Rani :- very funny
Main :- wo chhodo ,tum aaj class kyu nahi gayi.
Rani :- komal ke bina kaise jati
Main :- tum jati to komal ki padai jo aaj na jane se ruki hai wo cover ho jati.
Rani :- wo ham milke kar lenge
Main :- vaise rani tume aana chaiye tha tour pe ,bahot maza aata
Rani :- tum ne pucha hi nahi varna main aa jati.
Main :- next time jarur puchunga.
Rani :- kisi din ham ghumane jayenge. tum muze kahi ghumane le jate nahi.
Main :- aise ham itna pyar karte hai. kahi aur jane ki kya jarurat hai.
Rani :- kam se kam movie ke liye to le ja sakte ho.
Main :- movie bhi le jaunga aur ghumane bhi jayenge lekin college start hote ,abi tumare pass time kaha hai.
Rani :- pakka le jayoge
Main :- haa
Rani :- aur batav tume meri yaad aayi ki nahi.
Main :- tum batav tume yaad aayi
Rani :- haa, har samay yaad aati hai.
Main :- padai karte huye
Rani :- padai karte bhi aati hai.
Main :- biology padte huye aati hogi.
Rani :- biology
Main :- reproduction chapter haina biology me
Rani :- haa
Main :- male reporductive organ ki daigram nikaali hai.
Rani :- haa
Main :- wo diagram nikaalte huye meri yaad jarur aayi hogi.
Rani :- tum ,tum bahot gande ho
Main :- batav na yaad aayi ki nahi.
Rani :- main phone rak rahi hu
Main :- aisa mat karna pahale jawab do
Rani :- tum muze apna jaisa banana chahate ho.
Main :- ek simple sa sawal pucha hai uska jawab do
Rani :- isk jawab badme dungi
Aur rani ne phone cut kar diya. rani ne bina jawab diye phone cut kiya main phone karne vala tha ki rani ne ek pics bheja main ne pics deka to pics male reporductive organ ka tha aur uspe mera naam likha hua tha Abhi rani ka jawab muze pasand aaya. rani kafi smart hai. bhna jawab diye muze khush kar diya. main ne rani ko vapas phone kiya
Main :- I LOVE YOU
Rani :- I LOVE YOU TOO
Aur ek pyara sa kiss de kar ham ne pyari bhari bate khatam ki Rani se bat karne ke bad main ne choti chachi ki taraf deka. Choti chachi video dekne ki jaga meri aur rani ki bat sun rahi thi.
Main :- aise kya dek rahi hai aap
C chachi :- khas main rani ki jaga hoti.
Main :- aapki jaga to us se bhi uchi hai
C chachi :- tum dono ki pyari bate sunkar muze rani se jalan ho rahi hai
Main :- aapko jalan ho rahi ,wo bhi rani se
C chachi :- aur nahi to kya, kohi bhi tumari bate sunegi to usko rani se jalan hi hogi khas main rani ki jaga hoti,
Main :- aap jaisi hai ,muze vaisi pasand hai. Jitna main aap se pyar karta hu utna hi rani se karta hu
C chachi :- lekin muzse aisi pyar bhari bate nahi karta
Main :- par jaisi bate karta hu unme bhi pyar hota hai muze aapse aisi hi batekarna pasand hai.
C chachi :- Abhi muze kiss karo na
Main :- kya hua aapko
C chachi :- Abhi karo na ek kiss ,aaj main kah rahi hu
Choti chachi ke kahte main ne unko bed par lita diya aur unke pairo pe ek kiss kiya. Choti chachi ne apni ankhoin band ki main ne choti chachi ki sari ko dire dire upar karte huye unke pairo pe kiss karna suru kiya. Chachi ki saase mere har ek kiss ke sath tej chalni lagi. Chachi ke gore gore pairo pe kiss karne se meri dhadkne bhi tej chalni lagi. Unke jango tak aate hamari dono ki dhadkne ek rytham me chalni lagi chachi ke naram naram jango pe kiss karne ka sukun kuwari choot jaisa tha.
Chachi ki jango ko masalne ka man ho raha tha par aage ki manzil jada pyari thi. main chachi ki jango par apni jibh ghumate unki ankhoin aisi band huyi ki wo ab mere pyar karne ke bad khulengi. Main ne jada der na karte huye chachi ki panty ko thoda side me karke meri pasand aur duniya ki sabse pyari choot pe ek pyara sa kiss kiya. Mera pyara se bhara hua kiss choti chachi ki aatma ko chhu gaya jis se chachi ka panl nikal gaya.
Ek kiss ne chachi ka pani nikaal dhya. Main jo tour pe masti ki uski video dek rahi thi. pir meri aur rani ki bate chachi ke undar pyar ki jawala badakane ke liye kafi tha. Main ne chachi ke amrit ka ek ek drop pi liya chachi ne muze apna amrit pila kar apni ankhoin khol di.
Main :- aapko ek kiss chaiye tha
C chachi :- tum mere man ki dil ki bat jan lete ho.
Main :- aapko pyar jo itna karta hu
C chachi :- tune sahi jaga kiss kiya
Main :- aapka beta hu , galat jaga kaise pyar karta
C chachi :- ab ut mere upar se amit ki neend khul gayi hogi.
Main :- aapko hamesha week point par ungli rakti hai
C chachi :- amit ko ham tere jaisa banayenge
Main :- ham amit aur sumit ko mere jaisa banayene
C chachi :- galti ho gayi.
Main :- pahali galti maf kar raha hu , sab beto ko ek jaisa pyar karenge.
C chachi :- haa, ek jaisa pyar karenge. Teri dadi bhi yahi kahti thi.
Main :- dadi
C chachi :- kuch nahi
Main :- dadi to kab ki BHAGVAN ke pass gayi hai. aapne to kaha tha ki badi chachi ke shadi se pahale wo BHAGVAN ke pass gayi thi
C chachi :- (ye kya nikal gaya mere muh se, agar Avi ko apne dadi ke bareme bataya to gadbad ho jayengi. suman didi ke shadi ke bad Abhi ki dadi BHAGVAN ke pass chali gayi thi,kuch soch meena ) wo pooja didi ne kaha tha ki tumari dadi sab bacho ko ek jaisa pyar karne pe vishwas rakti thi.
Main :- dadi ki soch achi thi.
C chachi :- haa, beta ho ya beti ,bacho ko ek jaisa pyar karna chaiye aisa tumari dadi kahti thi.
Main :- aur kya kahti thi
C chachi :- baki baad me bataungi. Amit ut gaya hoga.
Main :- tik hai ,amit ko uski kurak khila dijiye
C chachi :- ji patidev
Main :- bhagvan ab jada mat tadafav mere bete ko, uske pass jaldi jav
C chachi :- patidev ka hukum sar ankhoin pe
Aur chachi ne muze ek kiss kiya aur amit ke pass chali gayi. Chachi ki har ek bat har ek adda pe muze unko pyar karne ka dil karta hai. chachi ke jate main laptop pe apne video delete karne laga. Par backup hamesha rakta hu Dopehar abi tak khatam nahi huyi thi jis se main so gaya. Thodi der aaram karne ke bad main sham me tayyar hoke komal ke paas jane laga.
C chachi :- kaha ja raha hai
Main :- komal ke pass padai karne ke liye
C chachi :- tour pe jane ke bad bhi tera padai ka bhoot utra nahi
Main :- bas komal ke pass 2 gante padai karunga use jada nahi. itna to karna hoga na
C chachi :- tik hai par is se jada ki to kaan pakad kar pitai karungi.
Main :- ji
pir main komal ke pass jakar padai ki , pir main ghar aakar apne bacho ke sath khelne laga. Uske baad chachi ke sath khana khake room me jake sogya. Subha hote main ne pahale apna mobile deka ki ritu didi ke kitne missed call hai. Total 30 missed call aur 51 massage the. Lagta hai ritu didi kuch jada ghabara gayi hai. Dar ki vajase raat bhar ritu didi soyi nahi hogi.
Unke life ka sawal jo tha. Main ne mobile side pe raka aur kasarat karne laga. Kasarat karne ke bad fresh hote main ne pir mobile deka. Aur 2 missed call the ritu didi ke Chalo call karke dekta hu kya kahti hai ritu didi Main ne ritu didi kn call kiya ,ritu didi ne phone pickup kiya.
Main :- hello ,khon bol raha hai
Ritu :- Abhi
Main :- main Abhi bol raha hu par aap khon hai. itne missed call kyu diye ( thoda maza to lena hoga.)
Ritu :- Abhi main ritu
Main :- ritu sharma
Ritu :- nahi main ritu didi ,pankaj ki sister
Main :- didi aap ,kaise phone kiya ,wo bhi itne missed call
Ritu :- muze tumse milna
Main :- kis liye
Ritu :- tume pata hai.
Main :- muze kaise pata hoga ki aapko kyu milna hai
Ritu :- tum milo pir aaram se bat karte hai.
Main :- par bat kya hai. aapne itne sare missed call kyu kiye
Ritu :- tume milna tha.
Main :- par kis liye
Ritu :- ye bat phone par nahi bata sakti ,mil kar bat karte hai,
Main :- main pankaj se bat karu wo aapki madat kar denga.
Ritu :- pankaj se bat bhi mat karna
Main :- kyu?
Ritu :- use kuch mat batana
Main :- kya nahi batana
Ritu :- meri shadi ke bareme
Main :- main itna pagal to hu nahi jo usko bata du
Ritu :- pir tum ne kal pankaj se bat kyu ki.
Main :- usne call kiya tha.
Ritu :- kisi ne bhi kiya ho par tum ne mere bareme usko kya bataya
Main :- yahi ki aap vapas aayi ho
Ritu :- aur kya bataya
Main :- itna hi bataya hai,kyu pankaj ne kuch kaha kya
Ritu :- nahi. use kuch nahi kaha.
Main :- kya main usko bata du
Ritu :- aisa karna bhi mat varna meri life barbad ho jayengi
Main :- pir to aapse milna hoga.
Ritu :- tum paradise hotel me aa jav
Main :- kyu ,aapke ghar aata hu
Ritu :- ghar pe
Main :- sorry ,kis ghar pe aau purana ghar ya naya ghar,sasural ya mayake me aau
Ritu :- kya kaha
Main :- aapke 2 ghar hai kis ghar pe aau ,sasural.ya mayake me
Ritu :- ham hotel me milte hai
Main :- hotel ki jaga ghar safe rahenga,aisa nahi lagta aapko
Ritu :- tik hai. vaise bhi mummy papa function me ja rahe hai
Main :- ye to achi bat hai
Ritu :- tum jitne jaldi aa sakte ho aa jav
Main :- main dopehar me aaunga us se pahale nahi aa sakta.
Ritu :- tik hai
Main :- vaise aapko pankaj ne aur kya bataya
Ritu :- yahi ki tum mere bareme puch rahe the
Main :- ye nahi puchengi ki main ne aapke bareme kyu puch raha tha
Ritu :- kya tume meri shadi ke bareme pahale se pata tha
Main :- nahi
Ritu :- pir muze itna yaad kyu kar rahe the
Main :- aapko milke batata hu
Ritu :- aa jav milne
Main :- aise kaise aa jau, shadi ka gift to lana hoga aapke liye
Ritu :- gift ki jarurat nahì hai bas tum muzse milne aa jav
Main :- main to gift lekar aaunga.
Ritu :- tik hai jo lana hai lekar aaunga
Main :- mera gift aapko jarur pasand aayenga.
Ritu :- khud pe itna yakin hai
Main :- haa, aapko gift itna pasand aayenga ki aap dekte khushi se thod dengi
Ritu :- ye kya bol rahe ho
Main :- jo aap karengi vahi bol raha hu
Ritu :- maie kyu gift thodungi
Main :- main ne kaha khushi se thodengi
Ritu :- khushi se ,pir to gift dekna padena
Main :- mera intazar karo
Ritu :- aa jav
Main :- kuch khane ka intazam karna, vikrant ka ATM to hoga aapke pass
Ritu :- vikrant ke ATM ki chinta tum mat karo bas aa jav
Main :- tik hai jaldi aa jaunga.
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