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UPDATE 2
6 months later
ding dong
ghar ki door bell baji
aur gate khula
saamne meera khadi thi
meera sujata ki chhoti beti thi
kitni masum aur pyari thi
meera..jee kahiye kisse milna hai aapko
main bina kuchh bole andar ghus gaya
meera..oh hello kahan andar ghuse jaa rahe ho
main bina uski baat ka jawab diye jaake sofe pe let gaya
meera mere paas pahunch chuki thi
meera.. tumhein sunayi nahi deta kya
kaun ho tum
woh mujhe gusse mein dekh rahi thi
main apni aankhein band kiya
aur so gaya
mom
meera ne cheekhte hue bola
uski awaj sunke sab apne apne room se bahar nikli
aaj Sunday tha
toh sab ghar pe hi the
aur kuchh hi der baad hall mein
sangita uski teeno beti
sujata uski teeno beti
aur dimple
khade mujhe ghur ghur ke dekh rahe the
SANGITA
SEEMA
POOJA
PRIYA
SUJATA
NEHA
KOMAL
MEERA
DIMPLE
meera ne sabko bata diya
sangita..kaun ho tum
aur yahan kya kar rahe ho
gaand faad khaamoshi
sujata.. didi aap rukiye main bhaiya ko phone karti hoon
bhaiya jo the sujata ke woh commissioner the
tabhi seema bol padi
seema..koi jarurat nahi hai mamaji
ko itni chhoti si baat ke liye aap phone karo
ise toh main hi dekh lungi
ab meri seema thi
meri
haan meri
ab mere baap ke khandan ki har aurat aur ladki meri hai
haan toh main bata raha tha ki meri seema jo thi
woh martial artist bhi thi
seema..aakhri baar bol rahi hoon
get the hell out of My house
main apni aankhein khola
aur use jee bharke dekhne laga
upar se neeche tak
aur phir meri najar uske doodh pe jaake ruk gayi
main..they are so heavy
yeh sunne ke baad uski jo jali
aisi jali
usne mujhe laat maar di
aur laat khaane ke baad main apni aankhein phirse band kar liya
usne mera collar pakda
aur phir jo usne mujhe maarna shuru kiya
kabhi punch kabhi kick
koi aur hota toh ab tak behosh ho chuka hota
sangita..bas karo seema
seema ne mujhe maarna band kar diya
aur phir main apni aankhein khola
aur phirse sofe pe aake let gaya
seema mujhe maar maar ke thak gayi thi
badi tabiyat se maara tha saali ne
sujata ne apne bhai commissioner ko phone kar diya
aur commissioner khud aaye
kyunki baat uski behen ki thi
uske sath 10 aur police waale aaye the
vardi mein nahi the woh 10
sujata..bhaiya yahi woh haramzaada hai
jo zabardasti humare ghar mein ghus gaya hai
commissioner ne mujhe dekha
aur uska munh khula ka khula reh gaya
kyunki usne mera chehre jo dekh liya tha
commissioner apni yaado mein khota chala gaya
main uske ghar mein hi uske saamne baitha tha
ek taraf uski biwi neelam aur beti rani
khadi thi
dono maa beti ek dusre se chipki hui thi
ab woh dono itni dari hui is liye thi
kyunki mere kapde khoon se sane hue the
mere maathe mein ek hole tha
ek aankh futi hui thi
commissioner..kaun ho tum
main..goat
rani..bakri
main hans pada
lagta hai masoom hai
commissioner ne apni gun nikaala
aur mujhpe taan diya
commissioner.. don't fucking move
you bastard
main.. bastard mat bol
main bastard nahi hoon
commissioner ka khoon khaul gaya tha
uske jabde bhinch gaye
aankho mein khoon utar aaya tha
main apni kamar se gun nikaala
main.. mere paas bhi hai
lekin yeh saali mujhe maar nahi sakti
main gun ki nali apni kanpatti se laga diya
aur trigger daba diya
goli mere sar ke paar chali gayi
Lekin meri aankh ab bhi khuli thi
aur main commissioner ko muskurate hue dekh raha tha
main..nahi mar sakta main commissioner
isi liye koshish karna bekaar hai
tumse pehle kareeb 600 log koshish kar chuke hain
commissioner..mujhse kya chahte ho
main..bas itna
ki tumhari department ka koi bhi
mujhe pareshan na kare
kyunki maine kasam khaayi hai
jo mujhe tokega
main use thokega
commissioner..main tumse nahi darta
main..main tumhein darane thodi aaya hoon
main bas tumhein batane aaya tha
commissioner..hum toh apna kaam karenge hi
agar tum nahi chahte
ki hum tumhein na toke
toh Minister's se baat karo
main..kar chuka hoon
lekin tumhare Minister's ne kaha
ki commissioner is a good man
woh kabhi tumhare saamne nahi jhukega
lekin main tumhein jhukne ko nahi keh raha hoon
baaki tum samajhdar ho
ok ab main chalta hoon
Sujata..bhaiya kahan kho gaye aap
commissioner apni yaado se bahar nikla
commissioner..tum yahan kya kar rahe ho
main..yeh mere baap ka ghar hai
aur phir sabka munh khula ka khula reh gaya
sujata aur Sangita dono ke chehre ka rang udd gaya tha
commissioner.. what
main..yep
ab tum jaa sakte ho
commissioner bechara yahi soch raha tha
ki kahin yeh meri behen aur bhanjiyo ke sath kuchh galat na kar de
lekin wahan se jaana uski majburi thi
commissioner.. chhoti tum sab chalo humare sath
main..kahin nahi jaayengi yeh sab
aap yahan se tashreef le jaaiye
ab commissioner ke sath 10 officers aaye the
unmein se ek ki gaand mein chul machi
usne yeh socha ki mujhe pelke
woh commissioner ki najar mein apna number badha lega
sun be
tu jo koi bhi hai
nikal jaa yahan se
warna yahan se maarte hue tujhe le jaaunga
main..jo mujhko tokega
main usko thokega
aur yeh line sunte hi uske pairo tale zameen khisak gayi
use apni aankho pe yakeen nahi ho raha tha
baaki sab officers ko bahut bada jhatka laga
kyunki woh jaante the ki yeh line ek hi insaan bolta hai
aur woh hai goat
main apni jeb se ek coin nikaala
aur uski taraf fenk diya
coin uski ek aankh mein ghuske bahar nikla
aur peechhe se ghuske uski dusri aankh se bahar nikal gaya
aur ab coin mere hath mein tha
main use apni jeb mein daal liya
aur phir sofe pe let gaya
apni aankhein band karke
commissioner wahan se nikal gaya
baaki 9 aadmi us duswe ko uthake le gaye
yahan sabki haalat kharab ho chuki thi
sujata aur Sangita ko kuchh bhi samajh nahi araha tha
sab apne apne room mein chale gaye
tabhi dimple jo meri teesri sauteli maa thi
woh mere liye paani leke aayi
dimple..paani pee lo Satya
main apni aankhein khola
aur use dekhne laga
aaj bhi utni hi khubsurat dikhti thi woh
jitna pehle dikhti thi
main uske hath se paani liya
aur peene laga
aaj paani peela rahi hai
kal khudka doodh bhi peelayegi
aur yeh sochte hi lund jhatke maarne laga mera
main paani peeke glass table pe rakh diya
woh mere bagal mein baith gayi
dimple..itne saalo tak kahan the
main..jail mein
dimple.. Kyu
main..aapki dono sautan ne mujhe jail mein dalwa diya tha
dimple..kya
main..haan
dimple.. lekin Kyu
main.. kyunki dada behenchod ki wasiyta ke hisaab se uski saari property uske pote ki hoti
lekin pota main tha
toh mujhe saari property na mil jaaye
isi liye un dono je mujhe aaj se 10 pehle jail mein dalwa diya
dimple..toh ab tum yeh property wapas paana chahte ho
main uski aankho mein dekha
main..nahi
mujhe is ghar ki har aurat aur ladki ko apni rakhel banana hai
yeh sunte hi usne mujhe thappad maar diya
dimple..sharam aani chahiye tumhein
aisi ghatiya baatein karte hue
kya matlab Satya writer ki hi tarah besharam hai.....
6 months later
ding dong
ghar ki door bell baji
aur gate khula
saamne meera khadi thi
meera sujata ki chhoti beti thi
kitni masum aur pyari thi
meera..jee kahiye kisse milna hai aapko
main bina kuchh bole andar ghus gaya
meera..oh hello kahan andar ghuse jaa rahe ho
main bina uski baat ka jawab diye jaake sofe pe let gaya
meera mere paas pahunch chuki thi
meera.. tumhein sunayi nahi deta kya
kaun ho tum
woh mujhe gusse mein dekh rahi thi
main apni aankhein band kiya
aur so gaya
mom
meera ne cheekhte hue bola
uski awaj sunke sab apne apne room se bahar nikli
aaj Sunday tha
toh sab ghar pe hi the
aur kuchh hi der baad hall mein
sangita uski teeno beti
sujata uski teeno beti
aur dimple
khade mujhe ghur ghur ke dekh rahe the
SANGITA
SEEMA
POOJA
PRIYA
SUJATA
NEHA
KOMAL
MEERA
DIMPLE
meera ne sabko bata diya
sangita..kaun ho tum
aur yahan kya kar rahe ho
gaand faad khaamoshi
sujata.. didi aap rukiye main bhaiya ko phone karti hoon
bhaiya jo the sujata ke woh commissioner the
tabhi seema bol padi
seema..koi jarurat nahi hai mamaji
ko itni chhoti si baat ke liye aap phone karo
ise toh main hi dekh lungi
ab meri seema thi
meri
haan meri
ab mere baap ke khandan ki har aurat aur ladki meri hai
haan toh main bata raha tha ki meri seema jo thi
woh martial artist bhi thi
seema..aakhri baar bol rahi hoon
get the hell out of My house
main apni aankhein khola
aur use jee bharke dekhne laga
upar se neeche tak
aur phir meri najar uske doodh pe jaake ruk gayi
main..they are so heavy
yeh sunne ke baad uski jo jali
aisi jali
usne mujhe laat maar di
aur laat khaane ke baad main apni aankhein phirse band kar liya
usne mera collar pakda
aur phir jo usne mujhe maarna shuru kiya
kabhi punch kabhi kick
koi aur hota toh ab tak behosh ho chuka hota
sangita..bas karo seema
seema ne mujhe maarna band kar diya
aur phir main apni aankhein khola
aur phirse sofe pe aake let gaya
seema mujhe maar maar ke thak gayi thi
badi tabiyat se maara tha saali ne
sujata ne apne bhai commissioner ko phone kar diya
aur commissioner khud aaye
kyunki baat uski behen ki thi
uske sath 10 aur police waale aaye the
vardi mein nahi the woh 10
sujata..bhaiya yahi woh haramzaada hai
jo zabardasti humare ghar mein ghus gaya hai
commissioner ne mujhe dekha
aur uska munh khula ka khula reh gaya
kyunki usne mera chehre jo dekh liya tha
commissioner apni yaado mein khota chala gaya
main uske ghar mein hi uske saamne baitha tha
ek taraf uski biwi neelam aur beti rani
khadi thi
dono maa beti ek dusre se chipki hui thi
ab woh dono itni dari hui is liye thi
kyunki mere kapde khoon se sane hue the
mere maathe mein ek hole tha
ek aankh futi hui thi
commissioner..kaun ho tum
main..goat
rani..bakri
main hans pada
lagta hai masoom hai
commissioner ne apni gun nikaala
aur mujhpe taan diya
commissioner.. don't fucking move
you bastard
main.. bastard mat bol
main bastard nahi hoon
commissioner ka khoon khaul gaya tha
uske jabde bhinch gaye
aankho mein khoon utar aaya tha
main apni kamar se gun nikaala
main.. mere paas bhi hai
lekin yeh saali mujhe maar nahi sakti
main gun ki nali apni kanpatti se laga diya
aur trigger daba diya
goli mere sar ke paar chali gayi
Lekin meri aankh ab bhi khuli thi
aur main commissioner ko muskurate hue dekh raha tha
main..nahi mar sakta main commissioner
isi liye koshish karna bekaar hai
tumse pehle kareeb 600 log koshish kar chuke hain
commissioner..mujhse kya chahte ho
main..bas itna
ki tumhari department ka koi bhi
mujhe pareshan na kare
kyunki maine kasam khaayi hai
jo mujhe tokega
main use thokega
commissioner..main tumse nahi darta
main..main tumhein darane thodi aaya hoon
main bas tumhein batane aaya tha
commissioner..hum toh apna kaam karenge hi
agar tum nahi chahte
ki hum tumhein na toke
toh Minister's se baat karo
main..kar chuka hoon
lekin tumhare Minister's ne kaha
ki commissioner is a good man
woh kabhi tumhare saamne nahi jhukega
lekin main tumhein jhukne ko nahi keh raha hoon
baaki tum samajhdar ho
ok ab main chalta hoon
Sujata..bhaiya kahan kho gaye aap
commissioner apni yaado se bahar nikla
commissioner..tum yahan kya kar rahe ho
main..yeh mere baap ka ghar hai
aur phir sabka munh khula ka khula reh gaya
sujata aur Sangita dono ke chehre ka rang udd gaya tha
commissioner.. what
main..yep
ab tum jaa sakte ho
commissioner bechara yahi soch raha tha
ki kahin yeh meri behen aur bhanjiyo ke sath kuchh galat na kar de
lekin wahan se jaana uski majburi thi
commissioner.. chhoti tum sab chalo humare sath
main..kahin nahi jaayengi yeh sab
aap yahan se tashreef le jaaiye
ab commissioner ke sath 10 officers aaye the
unmein se ek ki gaand mein chul machi
usne yeh socha ki mujhe pelke
woh commissioner ki najar mein apna number badha lega
sun be
tu jo koi bhi hai
nikal jaa yahan se
warna yahan se maarte hue tujhe le jaaunga
main..jo mujhko tokega
main usko thokega
aur yeh line sunte hi uske pairo tale zameen khisak gayi
use apni aankho pe yakeen nahi ho raha tha
baaki sab officers ko bahut bada jhatka laga
kyunki woh jaante the ki yeh line ek hi insaan bolta hai
aur woh hai goat
main apni jeb se ek coin nikaala
aur uski taraf fenk diya
coin uski ek aankh mein ghuske bahar nikla
aur peechhe se ghuske uski dusri aankh se bahar nikal gaya
aur ab coin mere hath mein tha
main use apni jeb mein daal liya
aur phir sofe pe let gaya
apni aankhein band karke
commissioner wahan se nikal gaya
baaki 9 aadmi us duswe ko uthake le gaye
yahan sabki haalat kharab ho chuki thi
sujata aur Sangita ko kuchh bhi samajh nahi araha tha
sab apne apne room mein chale gaye
tabhi dimple jo meri teesri sauteli maa thi
woh mere liye paani leke aayi
dimple..paani pee lo Satya
main apni aankhein khola
aur use dekhne laga
aaj bhi utni hi khubsurat dikhti thi woh
jitna pehle dikhti thi
main uske hath se paani liya
aur peene laga
aaj paani peela rahi hai
kal khudka doodh bhi peelayegi
aur yeh sochte hi lund jhatke maarne laga mera
main paani peeke glass table pe rakh diya
woh mere bagal mein baith gayi
dimple..itne saalo tak kahan the
main..jail mein
dimple.. Kyu
main..aapki dono sautan ne mujhe jail mein dalwa diya tha
dimple..kya
main..haan
dimple.. lekin Kyu
main.. kyunki dada behenchod ki wasiyta ke hisaab se uski saari property uske pote ki hoti
lekin pota main tha
toh mujhe saari property na mil jaaye
isi liye un dono je mujhe aaj se 10 pehle jail mein dalwa diya
dimple..toh ab tum yeh property wapas paana chahte ho
main uski aankho mein dekha
main..nahi
mujhe is ghar ki har aurat aur ladki ko apni rakhel banana hai
yeh sunte hi usne mujhe thappad maar diya
dimple..sharam aani chahiye tumhein
aisi ghatiya baatein karte hue
kya matlab Satya writer ki hi tarah besharam hai.....
