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nice update..!!UPDATE 22
Shaam tak main wapas aagaya
wapas aane ke baad main hall mein sofe pe let gaya
abhi kuchh hi der hua tha
ki meri saas mere pass aagayi
aanchal..yahan kyun lete hain damad jee
ab main unhein kya batata
ki jab bhi unki beti saamne hoti hai
use chodne ka man karta hai
sabko chodne ka man karta hai
jindagi haram ho gayi hai
aanchal..kya soch rahe hain
apne room mein jaaiye na
main.. kuchh der yahin letunga
usne mujhe ajeeb najro se dekha
aur phir chali gayi apni beti ke room mein
kuchh der baad kavya mere paas aagayi
Kavya..aap yahan lete hain
aur wahan mummy ne mujhe lecture de diya
main.. kyun
Kavya..keh rahi hain
tumne kya galat bol diya damad jee se
jo woh hall mein lete hain
kya galat bola hai maine
main.. thodi der akayle rehne ka man hai
kavya..yeh baat apni saas ko samjhaiye
main..samjha dunga
tum jaao aur rest karo
Kavya..subah se rest hi kar rahi hoon
yeh bolke chali gayi
uske jaane ke baad badi thakurain meetali aagayi
meetali..damad jee yahan kyun lete hain
apne room mein jaake letiye
main..kavya ne mujhe room se bahar nikal diya
meetali.. kyun
main..jab bhi uske sath room mein rehta hoon
use chodne ka man karta hai
kal raat se ab tak use 5 baar chod chuka hoon
yeh sunke meetali shocked ho gayi
aur uski boor mein khalbali mach gayi
woh bina kuchh kahe bhaag gayi
aur rahi sahi kasar bhosdi amrita poori karne aayi
usne bhi wahi puchha
jo baaki dono ne puchha
main..aapse ek baat puchhni hai
yahan baithiye aur mere sawal ka jawab dijiye
Amrita mere paas baith gayi
main..bura mat maaniyega
Amrita..jee
main..kya apni biwi ko chodna galat hai
Amrita ka munh khula ka khula reh gaya
main..maine kaha tha bura mat maaniyega
Amrita..main bura nahi maan rahi hoon
main..toh bataiye kya apni biwi ko chodna galat hai
Amrita..nahi toh
main..wohi toh
kavya ko kal raat se leke ab tak 5 baar chod chuka.hoon
usne mujhe room se nikaal.diya
kehti hai aapko bas mere sharir se pyar hai
Amrita ka sar ghum gaya
Amrita man mein..5 baar
hey bhagwan mujhe toh pehle se hi shakk tha
ki yeh insaan nahi hai
5 baar
haaye yahan toh hafte mein ek baar chudne ke laale pade hain
kavya gadhi hai
jo aise pati se pareshan ho rahi hai
mera pati aisa hota
toh main toh bas lund pe uchhalti rehti
aur amrita ki boor se paani behna shuru ho gaya
Amrita man mein..uff tu bhi na
pareshan kar deti hai
kya karu main
majbur hoon
do shaadi toh kar liye
lekin dum nikal gaya
chhee chhee
yeh sab main kya soch rahi hoon
yeh mere damad hain
main..aap jarur mujhe man mein gaali de rahi hongi
soch rahi hongi
ki main kitna besharam hoon
ab mere man mein jo tha
woh maine aapko bata diya
Amrita..aap yeh kaisi baatein kar rahe hain
main kyun aisa sochungi
aur phir woh bhi bhaag khadi hui
kya kya karna padta hai
boor ke chakkar mein
kayi din beet chuke the
ab tak chandni ka pati ghar wapas nahi aaya tha
woh police station pahunch gayi
uski khubsurti dekhke
police station mein khade saare mard use hi dekh rahe the
chandni ki khubsurti aisi thi
ki buddhe ka bhi lund khada ho jaaye
beshak khubsurti ki jeeti jaagti misaal thi chandni
inspector use dekhke hi uski khubsurti mein kho gaya
inspector..jee kahiye madam
kya kaam hai
chandni..sahab mere pati kayi din se ghar nahi laute hain
inspector..aap mere.cabin mein aaiye
inspector ne apne junior ko
ishaara kiya
chandni inspector ke sath cabin mein chali gayi
uske junior ne bahar se gate lock kar diya
inspector..ab bataiye kya baat hai
chandni..jee woh kuchh din pehle
mla ne mere pati ko uthwa liya tha
tabse woh ghar nahi laute hain
inspector.. achcha
yeh baat hai
chandni rote hue..meri madad kijiye
main is duniya mein akayli hoon
mera koi nahi hai
mere pati ke alawa
ab woh bechari chandni kaise sabko batati
ki uska pati uske liye bhagwan tha
uss bechari ko uske maa baap ne bech diya tha
zamindar ke hatho
zamindar ladkiya supply karta tha
zamindar.ne chandni ko sheher bhej Diya
kachchi kaliyo ki keemat 10 guna jyada hoti thi
us waqt rajan auto chalata tha
woh bhi anath tha
jis gaadi mein chandni baithi thi
us gaadi ka accident ho gaya
aur wahan se rajan gujar raha tha
usne sabko hospital pahuncha diya
tabhi chandni ne uska hath pakad liya
jab chandni ko hosh aaya
toh rajan wohin baitha hua tha
chandni ne rote hue sab kuchh bata diya
rajan ko pata tha
ki chandni ko nahi bacha sakta
agar usne Koshish bhi ki
toh jaan se hath dho baithega
lekin woh ek achcha insaan tha
bahut kam uske jaise hote hain
woh chandni ko leke dusre state chala aaya
aur phir chandni ke sath rehne laga
dheere dheere dono ke beech najdikiya badhne lagi
aur phir dono ne shaadi kar li
shaadi ke 5 saal baad mla ki najar rajan pe padi
aur phir mla ne rajan ko naukri pe rakh liya
inspector bas chandni ke jism ko apni aankho se chod raha tha
chandni bhi samajh gayi
chandni..is duniya se aur.ummid bhi kya ki jaa sakti hai
yeh bolke woh jaane lagi
lekin gate lock tha
inspector.. meri shaadi ho chuki hai
lekin phir bhi mujhe tumpe daya aarahi hai
ek kaam kyun nahi karti
apne pati ko bhool jaao
aur meri rakhel ban jaao
tumhein raani banake rakhkhunga
chandni..sahab mujhe yahan se jaane do
warna main chillaungi
inspector..shauk se cheekho
chandni cheekhne lagi
aur cheekhte cheekhte woh rone lagi
kyunki woh thak chuki thi
woh thak chuki thi
apni.kismat se ladte ladte
inspector.. agar nahi maanogi
toh tumhein kisi bhi case mein andar daal dunga
aur phir jail mein tumhare sath wohi hoga
jo main chahta hoon
usse achcha hai
sharafat se maan jaao
Chandni bas zameen pe baithke roti rahi
inspector chandni ki taraf badhne laga
chandni ne soch liya tha
ki woh kya karegi
jaise inspector uske paas pahunchega
woh uski gun leke apne aapko goli maar legi
aur phir jaise hi inspector uske paas pahuncha
tabhi inspector ki cheekh nikal gayi
chandni ko bahut bada jhatka laga
inspector ne mudke dekha
toh main uske saamne khada tha
aur jab woh muda toh chandni ne dekha
ki inspector ke chutad mein chaaku ghusa hua tha
inspector.. madarchod teri yeh himmat
main..abe boormaari ke
yeh sab harkat karna jauri hai
madarchod
sharam nahi aati
inspector ne apni gun nikaali
aur mujhe shoot kar diya
goli meri aankh mein ghus gayi
chandni ki cheekh nikal gayi
inspector ki phirse cheekh nikal gayi
Chandni ne sirf yeh dekha
ki inspector ne mujhpe goli chalayi
goli meri aankh mein ghusi
aur phir inspector ka hath uske kandhe se gayab ho gaya
inspector zameen pe pada cheekhta raha
main chandni ki taraf dekha
main use apna hath diya
usne mera hath pakda
aur phir main use leke cabin se bahar aaya
police waale mujhe dekhke chaunk gaye
main..jo mujhe tokega
main use thokega
sab apni jagah freeze ho gaye
ab main nahi chahta tha
ki woh bina soche samjhe mujhpe jhapte
aur main unhein pel doon
main chandni ko leke bahar aagaya
chandni..aap kaun hain
aur aap humesha mujhe bachane kyun aajate hain
main.. tumhara pati ab is duniya mein nahi raha
mla ke aadmiyon ne use maar diya
yeh sunke chandni cheekh cheekh ke rone lagi
aur phir woh behosh ho gayi
main ek aadmi se phone maanga
saala aana kaani kar raha tha
jo thappad maara use main
aur usse phone cheen liya
main ranga ko phone kiya
kuchh der baad ranga aagaya
ranga..boliye maalik
main..isko hospital leke jaa
aur dhyan rahe yeh meri.hai
agar ise kisi ne aankh uthake dekha
toh use maarunga nahi
uske saamne uske khandan ko chod daalunga
ranga jaanta tha ki main jo bol raha hoon
woh kar bhi sakta hoon
aur phir ranga chandni ko uthake le gaya
hospital
main wapas aagaya
apne sasural
sofe pe leta hua tha
tabhi kavya aagayi
Kavya..chaliye
aapka time khatam
chaliye ab room mein
yeh sunke main kavya ke sath room mein aagaya
aur room mein aate hi
main use chumne laga
usne mujhe dhakka de diya
Kavya..aur koi kaam nahi hai aapko
main..soch lo
12 bajne ke baad kuchh nahi karunga tumhare sath
kavya..aap paagal toh nahi hai
main..ek baar chodne do na
bada man kar raha hai
kavya sharma gayi
kavya..nahi
aur phir woh bhosdi mujhe koi book padhke uski story sunane lagi
thodi der baad humne khana khaya
sabke sath
room mein aake main so gaya
kavya jab room mein aayi
toh woh chaunk gayi
kyunki use pata tha main use bina pyar kiye nahi sounga
woh mere paas baith gayi
kavya man mein..maine toh is liye mana kiya tha
ki agar aapko karne deti
toh khadi bhi nahi ho paati
phir khana nahi khaa paati
sab kya sochte
tarah tarah ke sawal karte
Kavya..so gaye kya
main jawab nahi diya
Kavya..gussa chhodiye aur uth jaaiye
lekin main nahi utha
kavya mujhse lipatke so gayi
raat mein meetali aur amrita dono ka man kar raha tha
chudne ka
dono ne durjan ko rijhane ki koshis ki
lekin durjan ne kuchh nahi kiya
kyunki Durjan kuchh karna nahi chahta tha
aur woh dono durjan ko khulke bol nahi sakti
durjan purani soch waala insaan tha
dono is age mein talak de deta
wohin aanchal ka bhi bada man kar raha tha
aanchal ne bhi apne pati ko rijhane ki koshis ki
uske pati ne sirf 10 dhakke.maare
aur phir thanda pad gaya
aanchal man hi man apne pati ko gaaliya dene lagi....
Ek aur list mein aa gayi GOAT ke. Mast update.UPDATE 22
Shaam tak main wapas aagaya
wapas aane ke baad main hall mein sofe pe let gaya
abhi kuchh hi der hua tha
ki meri saas mere pass aagayi
aanchal..yahan kyun lete hain damad jee
ab main unhein kya batata
ki jab bhi unki beti saamne hoti hai
use chodne ka man karta hai
sabko chodne ka man karta hai
jindagi haram ho gayi hai
aanchal..kya soch rahe hain
apne room mein jaaiye na
main.. kuchh der yahin letunga
usne mujhe ajeeb najro se dekha
aur phir chali gayi apni beti ke room mein
kuchh der baad kavya mere paas aagayi
Kavya..aap yahan lete hain
aur wahan mummy ne mujhe lecture de diya
main.. kyun
Kavya..keh rahi hain
tumne kya galat bol diya damad jee se
jo woh hall mein lete hain
kya galat bola hai maine
main.. thodi der akayle rehne ka man hai
kavya..yeh baat apni saas ko samjhaiye
main..samjha dunga
tum jaao aur rest karo
Kavya..subah se rest hi kar rahi hoon
yeh bolke chali gayi
uske jaane ke baad badi thakurain meetali aagayi
meetali..damad jee yahan kyun lete hain
apne room mein jaake letiye
main..kavya ne mujhe room se bahar nikal diya
meetali.. kyun
main..jab bhi uske sath room mein rehta hoon
use chodne ka man karta hai
kal raat se ab tak use 5 baar chod chuka hoon
yeh sunke meetali shocked ho gayi
aur uski boor mein khalbali mach gayi
woh bina kuchh kahe bhaag gayi
aur rahi sahi kasar bhosdi amrita poori karne aayi
usne bhi wahi puchha
jo baaki dono ne puchha
main..aapse ek baat puchhni hai
yahan baithiye aur mere sawal ka jawab dijiye
Amrita mere paas baith gayi
main..bura mat maaniyega
Amrita..jee
main..kya apni biwi ko chodna galat hai
Amrita ka munh khula ka khula reh gaya
main..maine kaha tha bura mat maaniyega
Amrita..main bura nahi maan rahi hoon
main..toh bataiye kya apni biwi ko chodna galat hai
Amrita..nahi toh
main..wohi toh
kavya ko kal raat se leke ab tak 5 baar chod chuka.hoon
usne mujhe room se nikaal.diya
kehti hai aapko bas mere sharir se pyar hai
Amrita ka sar ghum gaya
Amrita man mein..5 baar
hey bhagwan mujhe toh pehle se hi shakk tha
ki yeh insaan nahi hai
5 baar
haaye yahan toh hafte mein ek baar chudne ke laale pade hain
kavya gadhi hai
jo aise pati se pareshan ho rahi hai
mera pati aisa hota
toh main toh bas lund pe uchhalti rehti
aur amrita ki boor se paani behna shuru ho gaya
Amrita man mein..uff tu bhi na
pareshan kar deti hai
kya karu main
majbur hoon
do shaadi toh kar liye
lekin dum nikal gaya
chhee chhee
yeh sab main kya soch rahi hoon
yeh mere damad hain
main..aap jarur mujhe man mein gaali de rahi hongi
soch rahi hongi
ki main kitna besharam hoon
ab mere man mein jo tha
woh maine aapko bata diya
Amrita..aap yeh kaisi baatein kar rahe hain
main kyun aisa sochungi
aur phir woh bhi bhaag khadi hui
kya kya karna padta hai
boor ke chakkar mein
kayi din beet chuke the
ab tak chandni ka pati ghar wapas nahi aaya tha
woh police station pahunch gayi
uski khubsurti dekhke
police station mein khade saare mard use hi dekh rahe the
chandni ki khubsurti aisi thi
ki buddhe ka bhi lund khada ho jaaye
beshak khubsurti ki jeeti jaagti misaal thi chandni
inspector use dekhke hi uski khubsurti mein kho gaya
inspector..jee kahiye madam
kya kaam hai
chandni..sahab mere pati kayi din se ghar nahi laute hain
inspector..aap mere.cabin mein aaiye
inspector ne apne junior ko
ishaara kiya
chandni inspector ke sath cabin mein chali gayi
uske junior ne bahar se gate lock kar diya
inspector..ab bataiye kya baat hai
chandni..jee woh kuchh din pehle
mla ne mere pati ko uthwa liya tha
tabse woh ghar nahi laute hain
inspector.. achcha
yeh baat hai
chandni rote hue..meri madad kijiye
main is duniya mein akayli hoon
mera koi nahi hai
mere pati ke alawa
ab woh bechari chandni kaise sabko batati
ki uska pati uske liye bhagwan tha
uss bechari ko uske maa baap ne bech diya tha
zamindar ke hatho
zamindar ladkiya supply karta tha
zamindar.ne chandni ko sheher bhej Diya
kachchi kaliyo ki keemat 10 guna jyada hoti thi
us waqt rajan auto chalata tha
woh bhi anath tha
jis gaadi mein chandni baithi thi
us gaadi ka accident ho gaya
aur wahan se rajan gujar raha tha
usne sabko hospital pahuncha diya
tabhi chandni ne uska hath pakad liya
jab chandni ko hosh aaya
toh rajan wohin baitha hua tha
chandni ne rote hue sab kuchh bata diya
rajan ko pata tha
ki chandni ko nahi bacha sakta
agar usne Koshish bhi ki
toh jaan se hath dho baithega
lekin woh ek achcha insaan tha
bahut kam uske jaise hote hain
woh chandni ko leke dusre state chala aaya
aur phir chandni ke sath rehne laga
dheere dheere dono ke beech najdikiya badhne lagi
aur phir dono ne shaadi kar li
shaadi ke 5 saal baad mla ki najar rajan pe padi
aur phir mla ne rajan ko naukri pe rakh liya
inspector bas chandni ke jism ko apni aankho se chod raha tha
chandni bhi samajh gayi
chandni..is duniya se aur.ummid bhi kya ki jaa sakti hai
yeh bolke woh jaane lagi
lekin gate lock tha
inspector.. meri shaadi ho chuki hai
lekin phir bhi mujhe tumpe daya aarahi hai
ek kaam kyun nahi karti
apne pati ko bhool jaao
aur meri rakhel ban jaao
tumhein raani banake rakhkhunga
chandni..sahab mujhe yahan se jaane do
warna main chillaungi
inspector..shauk se cheekho
chandni cheekhne lagi
aur cheekhte cheekhte woh rone lagi
kyunki woh thak chuki thi
woh thak chuki thi
apni.kismat se ladte ladte
inspector.. agar nahi maanogi
toh tumhein kisi bhi case mein andar daal dunga
aur phir jail mein tumhare sath wohi hoga
jo main chahta hoon
usse achcha hai
sharafat se maan jaao
Chandni bas zameen pe baithke roti rahi
inspector chandni ki taraf badhne laga
chandni ne soch liya tha
ki woh kya karegi
jaise inspector uske paas pahunchega
woh uski gun leke apne aapko goli maar legi
aur phir jaise hi inspector uske paas pahuncha
tabhi inspector ki cheekh nikal gayi
chandni ko bahut bada jhatka laga
inspector ne mudke dekha
toh main uske saamne khada tha
aur jab woh muda toh chandni ne dekha
ki inspector ke chutad mein chaaku ghusa hua tha
inspector.. madarchod teri yeh himmat
main..abe boormaari ke
yeh sab harkat karna jauri hai
madarchod
sharam nahi aati
inspector ne apni gun nikaali
aur mujhe shoot kar diya
goli meri aankh mein ghus gayi
chandni ki cheekh nikal gayi
inspector ki phirse cheekh nikal gayi
Chandni ne sirf yeh dekha
ki inspector ne mujhpe goli chalayi
goli meri aankh mein ghusi
aur phir inspector ka hath uske kandhe se gayab ho gaya
inspector zameen pe pada cheekhta raha
main chandni ki taraf dekha
main use apna hath diya
usne mera hath pakda
aur phir main use leke cabin se bahar aaya
police waale mujhe dekhke chaunk gaye
main..jo mujhe tokega
main use thokega
sab apni jagah freeze ho gaye
ab main nahi chahta tha
ki woh bina soche samjhe mujhpe jhapte
aur main unhein pel doon
main chandni ko leke bahar aagaya
chandni..aap kaun hain
aur aap humesha mujhe bachane kyun aajate hain
main.. tumhara pati ab is duniya mein nahi raha
mla ke aadmiyon ne use maar diya
yeh sunke chandni cheekh cheekh ke rone lagi
aur phir woh behosh ho gayi
main ek aadmi se phone maanga
saala aana kaani kar raha tha
jo thappad maara use main
aur usse phone cheen liya
main ranga ko phone kiya
kuchh der baad ranga aagaya
ranga..boliye maalik
main..isko hospital leke jaa
aur dhyan rahe yeh meri.hai
agar ise kisi ne aankh uthake dekha
toh use maarunga nahi
uske saamne uske khandan ko chod daalunga
ranga jaanta tha ki main jo bol raha hoon
woh kar bhi sakta hoon
aur phir ranga chandni ko uthake le gaya
hospital
main wapas aagaya
apne sasural
sofe pe leta hua tha
tabhi kavya aagayi
Kavya..chaliye
aapka time khatam
chaliye ab room mein
yeh sunke main kavya ke sath room mein aagaya
aur room mein aate hi
main use chumne laga
usne mujhe dhakka de diya
Kavya..aur koi kaam nahi hai aapko
main..soch lo
12 bajne ke baad kuchh nahi karunga tumhare sath
kavya..aap paagal toh nahi hai
main..ek baar chodne do na
bada man kar raha hai
kavya sharma gayi
kavya..nahi
aur phir woh bhosdi mujhe koi book padhke uski story sunane lagi
thodi der baad humne khana khaya
sabke sath
room mein aake main so gaya
kavya jab room mein aayi
toh woh chaunk gayi
kyunki use pata tha main use bina pyar kiye nahi sounga
woh mere paas baith gayi
kavya man mein..maine toh is liye mana kiya tha
ki agar aapko karne deti
toh khadi bhi nahi ho paati
phir khana nahi khaa paati
sab kya sochte
tarah tarah ke sawal karte
Kavya..so gaye kya
main jawab nahi diya
Kavya..gussa chhodiye aur uth jaaiye
lekin main nahi utha
kavya mujhse lipatke so gayi
raat mein meetali aur amrita dono ka man kar raha tha
chudne ka
dono ne durjan ko rijhane ki koshis ki
lekin durjan ne kuchh nahi kiya
kyunki Durjan kuchh karna nahi chahta tha
aur woh dono durjan ko khulke bol nahi sakti
durjan purani soch waala insaan tha
dono is age mein talak de deta
wohin aanchal ka bhi bada man kar raha tha
aanchal ne bhi apne pati ko rijhane ki koshis ki
uske pati ne sirf 10 dhakke.maare
aur phir thanda pad gaya
aanchal man hi man apne pati ko gaaliya dene lagi....
Bahot behtareenUPDATE 21
main apni saas ki peeth sehlata raha
kuchh der baad woh shant hui
phir mujhse alag ho gayi
main un teeno ko leke unke ghar pahuncha
woh teeno car se utar gayi
main..apna khyal rakhiyega
aanchal..andar nahi aaoge
main..kaam hai
yeh bolke main wapas ghar aagaya
tabhi dimple maa mujhe dikhi
main unhein dekhne laga
neeli saari mein woh badi khubsurat lag rahi thi
tabhi unhone mujhe dekh liya
aur mujhe dekhne lagi
jaise hi humari najrein mili
unhone apni najrein fer li
main sofe pe let gaya
mujhe sofe pe leta dekh
priya mere paas aagayi
haaye kitni khubsurat hai
priya.. yahan kyun lete ho
main..bas aise hi
priya.. ajeeb insaan ho
apni dulhan ke paas Kyu nahi jaa rahe ho
main.. tumhein jee bharke dekhne ka man kar raha tha
isi liye yahin pe baith gaya
Priya.. idiot
i am your sister
main..toh Maine kab bola nahi ho
Priya..kya pooja jo keh rahi thi
woh sach hai
main..kya keh rahi thi woh
Priya.. yahi ki tum humein gandi najro se dekhte ho
main..pyar bhari najro se
gandi najro se nahi
Priya kuchh nahi boli
aur chali gayi
tabhi mujhe seema dikhi
bade dumdaar kapde pehenke kahin jaa rahi thi
main..is baar agar koi lafda hua
toh main bachane nahi aaunga
pehle bol de Raha hoon
seema..go to hell
main idhar udhar dekha
teeno maa kitchen mein thi
priya jaa chuki thi
is waqt humare alawa koi nahi tha
main kab utha
aur kab seema ko daboch ke
room mein le gaya
seema kuchh samajh nahi paayi
main seema ke pet pe baitha hua tha
seema chhutne ki koshish kar rahi thi
main..ab batao baat kya hai
seema..chhod do mujhe
mujhe tumse koi baat nahi karni hai
main..jab tak baat nahi karogi
tab tak nahi jaane dunga
seema..ab yahi karna reh gaya hai
apni badi behen pe jor aajamaoge
main..baat kya hai
woh toh batao
kabse ignore maar rahi ho
seema..mujhe nahi karni tumse baat
main use ghurne laga
main..toh phir aise hi raho
seema..dard ho raha hai mujhe
main..toh hath pair chalane ko kisne kaha hai
kareeb 5 minutes ho gaye
seema kuchh nahi boli
tabhi woh rone lagi
main..dekho ab rone lagi
khud hi baat nahi karti
ab khud hi ro rahi ho
seema..toh aur kya karu
tumne mujhe hurt kiya hai
main.. lekin kaise
seema..dekho agar nahi hatoge
toh main sabko keh dungi
ki tum mere sath zabardasti kar rahe ho
uski yeh baat sunte hi
meri maa ke sath jo hua
woh sab yaad aane laga mujhe
aur tabhi seema bhi woh sab dekhne lagi
jo bhi mere sath hua tha
dheere dheere seema ka gussa kam hota gaya
aur dekhte hi dekhte woh rone lagi
main uske upar se hat gaya
main..ab kabhi tumjhse baat nahi karunga
yeh bolke main chala gaya
ab main apne room ki taraf jaa hi raha tha
ki meri najar priya ke room mein gayi
priya is waqt bathroom se nahake bahar nikli thi
uske jism pe is waqt sirf towel tha
main..gate band kar liya karo
mujhe dekhte hi woh buri tarah chaunk gayi
main apne room mein pahuncha
jahan neha meera aur komal teeno apni bhabhi ke sath baithi thi
neha..chalo ab
komal.. kyun
Kavya.. rehnde do neha
meera..chal ab apne room mein
Komal.. lekin Kyu
main..koi baat nahi
tum teeno baatein karo
main hall mein baitha hoon
neha..nahi bhaiya
sunti nahi ho tum
chalo jaldi
phir woh teeno chali gayi
main kavya ke paas baith gaya
main..aur biwi
raat kaisi Rahi
kavya.. maarungi
main..banda saamne hai
jo chahe kar lo
Kavya.. mummy ko kab manayenge
main..kya jarurat hai manane ki
jab gussa kam hoga
toh khud maan jaayengi
Kavya.. aapne promise Kiya tha
main.. kiya toh tha
tabhi kavya ka phone baja
Kavya.. mummy ka phone
aur kavya ne jaldi se hello kiya
aur phir dheere dheere uska murjhaya chehra
khilne laga
phone cut hote hi
woh mujhse lipat gayi
Kavya.. mummy ka phone tha
woh kal aarahi hain humein lene
main..chalo achcha hai
mere bina manaye hi maan gayi
mujhe mehnat nahi karni padi
Kavya.. thank you
thank you
main..kis liye
kavya.. baniye mat
mujhe pata hai aap manane gaye the
bataiye na kaise manaya
main..boor maarne do na
yeh sunte hi woh buri tarah sharma gayi
Kavya..chupiye
main..kya maine kuchh galat bol diya
Kavya..dard ho raha hai Abhi
main..pata hai
yeh bolke main use apni baaho mein bhar liya
aur use kiss karne laga
raat mein hum sabne khana khaaya
lekin seema ne kaha ki use bhukh nahi hai
Amazon
yeh ek aisi jagah thi
jahan sirf aurtein thi
yahan ki queen hippolyta thi
aur uski behen antiope
Amazon army general
uski ek beti bhi thi
jiska naam diana tha
Amazonian ko mardo se nafrat thi
kyunki ateet mein unke sath bahut galat kiya tha mardo ne
unhein agar mard dikh jaaye
toh woh use jaan se maar dete the
bina koi sawal kiye
Amazon mein ek sword thi
jo ek ped mein ghusi hui thi
use nikaalne ki koshish bahut si aurto ne ki thi
saal mein sirf 10 aurtein hi koshish kar sakti thi
usse jyada nahi
usse jyada koshish jo karne jaata tha
uska sharir jalke raakh ho jaata tha
is baar bhi 10 warriors ne koshish ki
lekin koi nikaal nahi paaya
ab us sword ko nikaalna bhi jaruri tha
Kyunki bina us sword ko nikaale
is world ka destroy hona tay tha
ek aisa jeev jiska koi naam nahi le sakta tha
woh azaad hone waala tha
us jeev ne kayi god's ko maara tha
aaj tak usse koi nahi jeet paaya tha
jahan woh jaata tha wohan sirf raakh milti thi
hippolyta apna sar pakde baithi thi
tabhi uski behen antiope uske paas aayi
aur uske saamne sar jhuka diya
hippolyta..koi hai bhi
jo us sword ko nikaal paaye
antiope..main poori koshish kar rahi hoon
hippolyta..ab sirf 10 Amazonian bachi hain
baaki sab koshish karke dekh chuki hain
antiope..11 diana bhi hai
hippolyta..nahi meri beti nahi
antiope..aap use rok nahi sakti
hippolyta..jab tumhein pata hai
ki woh sword jo nikaalega
woh mar jaayega
usse ladte hue
antiope..toh kya ek jaan ke badle
hum sabki jaan qurbaan kar dein
hippolyta..main ek maa hoon
apni beti ko bachane ki har mumkin koshish karungi
antiope.. yeh aap theek nahi kar rahi hain
hippolyta..ab tum jaa sakti ho
antiope chali gayi
main..waise mujhe kyun le jaayengi woh
Kavya..woh humare yahan rasam hoti hai
shaadi ke baad beti aur damad ko 9 din ghar pe rakhkha jaata hai
main..aur main wahan 9 din rehke kya karunga
Kavya..jo aapka man kare
agli subah aanchal poori paltan leke ghar pahunch gayi
sabke liye gifts
badi maa aur majhli maa
dono ke sath baithke baatein karne lagi
jaise hi kavya ne apni maa ko dekha
usse lipat ke rone lagi
aur phir hum durjan ki haveli pe pahunch gaye
wahan Kavya ki dono maami ne meri aarti utaari
aur mera bhavya swagat kiya
kavya apne pita se jaake lipat gayi
Sandhya tabse apne room se nahi nikli thi
jabse uske sath woh hadsa hua tha
maid use khaana dene gayi thi
Sandhya...kis baat ka itna shor ho raha hai
maid..badi didi ke damad aaye hain
Sandhya..hain
kavya ki shaadi kab ho gayi
maid..jee woh kavya baby bahar se jab aayi
toh unke sath koi ladka aaya tha
kavya baby use apna boyfriend bata rahi thi
badi didi ko bahut gussa aaya
phir unhone kavya didi ki shaadi karne ka soch liya
Sandhya.. zabardasti
maid..jee
Sandhya..phir
maid..phir kya
kavya baby ki shaadi ho gayi
lekin usi ladke se jisse woh pyar karti thi
Sandhya..kaise
maid..ŕajat baabu ki jisne aankh fodi thi
usi ladke se kavya didi pyar karti thi
Sandhya..kya
aur Sandhya soch mein pad gayi
main baitha hua tha
kavya apni maa ke sath chali gayi thi
kavya Ke pita aur durjan mere saamne baithe the
dono ki pehle se hi fati padi thi
main.. business kaisa chal Raha hai
sasur jee
Ranjit..theek hi chal raha hai
damad jee
main..aur aapka
durjan..theek hi hai
main..koi dikkat ya pareshani ho
toh batana
Ranjit..woh ek kaam toh hai
agar ho jaata toh
durjan..jeeja jee
main..bataiye
Ranjit.. humein ek tender mila tha
lekin humare rivals ne us project ko hi cancel karwa diya
main.. durjan se..aapke hote hue
durjan..main koi gunda thodi hoon
main ne kisi ko phone laga diya
aur saamne waale ki awaj sunke
durjan aur Ranjit ka munh khula ka khula reh gaya
dopeher ka khaana hum sabne khaya
phir main kisi kaam se bahar chala gaya
wapas aaya
guest room mein baitha tha main
kyunki kavya apni maa ke sath thi
tabhi meetali mere liye chai leke aayi
chai dene ke liye jab woh jhuki
toh uske doodh mere saamne latak gaye
man kiya abhi patak ke chod doon
control
usne bhi yeh baat notice ki
lekin kuchh boli nahi
jab woh jaane lagi
tab main uski thirakti gaand dekhne laga
yeh jabse marina ko choda hai
tharak badhti jaa rahi hai
main chai peene laga
tabhi saasu maa agayi mere paas
aanchal.. yahan kyun baithe hain
main..bas aise hi
aanchal..jaaiye apne room mein
ab main puchhna bhool hi gaya
ki kavya kaunse room mein hai
main ghus gaya jo room pehla dikha
lekin us room Sandhya madam baithi thi
woh bhosdi khaali blouse aur petticoat mein leti hui thi
jaise hi usne mujhe dekha
chaunk gayi
kuchh bolti usse pehle hi main bahar nikal gaya
dusre room mein ghusa
toh usmein Durjan ki pehli biwi thi
main..kavya ka room kaunsa hai
meetali ne mujhe bata diya
main kavya ke room mein pahuncha
aur uske sath let gaya
raat mein hum sabne khana khaaya
aur jab kavya room mein aayi
toh main use apni baaho mein bhar liya
aur kiss karne laga
woh bhi mera sath dene lagi
kuchh der baad main use chod raha tha
woh bhi aahein bhare Jaa Rahi thi
kuchh der mein jab woh jhadi
main use ghodi banaya aur chodne laga
uski peeth chumte hue
woh bas aahein bahrti rahi
aur phir jab woh aakhri baar jhadi
toh main bhi uski boor mein hi jhadne laga
aur jab woh so gayi
main wapas apne ghar aagaya
Sangita aur sujata mujhe dekhke chaunk gayi
main un dono ko baari baari chodne laga
aur phir wapas kavya ke paas aake let gaya
subah meri saas aanchal bina knock kiye room mein ghusi
aur jab usne apni beti ka haal dekha
toh woh buri tarah se chaunk gayi
woh kya hai hum dono nange soye hue the
kavya ki dono safed chuchi laal thi
boor ke dono faanke poore khule hue the
mera ras uski boor ke bahar chipka hua tha
aur jab aanchal ne mera lund dekha
uske dil ki dhadkan badh gayi
boor se paani nikalne laga
lekin phir room se nikal gayi
aur gate bahar se lock kar di
kahin koi ghus na jaaye
yahan meetali madam mere room ke bahar pahunchi
uski izzat bachayi thi maine
chai toh banake de hi sakti thi
lekin gate bahar se lock tha
usne gate khola
andar ghuste hi uske hosh udd gaye
aur bina palke jhapkaye
mere lund ko dekhti rahi
tabhi use ehsaas hua ki koi aagaya toh
aur woh room se bhaag gayi
wohin amrita yeh sochne lagi
ki didi toh sirf chai hi dene gayi thi
kahan reh gayi
aur meetali ke peechhe mere room tak pahunch gayi
aur jab usne dekha
toh dekhti reh gayi
kyunki woh bhosdi meetali gate poora khula chhodke chali gayi thi
Amrita ki najar mere lund pe tiki hui thi
hey bhagwan
yeh insaan hai ya jaanwar
itna bada kiska hota hai
inka toh isse aadha hoga
bechari kavya ki toh jaan hi nikal jaati hogi
pata nahi kaise liya hoga
usne is munsal ko
uff kitna maza aaya hoga
jab yeh munsal uski boor mein ghusa hoga
Amrita ki boor ne paani bahana shuru kar diya
tabhi meri aankh khul gayi
aur main angdayi lete hue uthne laga
Amrita ko samajh nahi aaya woh kya kare
woh jaa hi rahi thi
ki main unhein tok diya
main..aap yahan kya kar rahi hain
yeh sunke amrita bina pichhe mude hi boli
jee woh main dekhne aayi thi
ki aap dono uthe hain ki nahi
main..aise aapko room mein nahi aana chahiye
hum dono nange the
kavya ko pata chalta
toh kitni sharminda hoti woh
Amrita..aage se nahi hoga aisa
main..theek hai
aur woh bhaag gayi
pata nahi yeh bhosdiya kyun apni boor fadwana chahti hain
waise hi aaj kal jisko dekhta hoon
chodne ka man karta hai
ab main kaunsa raja harishchandra ki aulaad tha
main villain hi hoon
apni dono sauteli maa ko apni rakhel banaya hua hai
teesri ko banana chahta hoon
main kavya ko dekha
badi pyari lag rahi thi meri kavya
is waqt
main uske gaal chum liya
aur bathroom mein chala gaya
nahane ke baad ready hua
aur phir kavya ko jagaya
kavya..sone dijiye na
main..9 baj rahe hain uth jaao
Kavya..bahut thaki hui hoon
main..patther toda hai na tumne
Kavya..poori body mein pain ho raha hai
main.. overacting mat kiya karo
kisi din poora sharir tod daalunga
kavya apni aankhein kholi
aur mujhe ghurne lagi
meri fat gayi
Kavya..itna subah ready hoke
kahan jaa rahe hain
main..aajaunga
thodi der mein
Kavya..din bhar bahar hai rehte hain
honeymoon pe bhi nahi leke gaye
main.. kahan jaana hai batao
Kavya..abhi socha nahi hai
main..toh phir socho
aur main room se bahar nikal gaya
bahar nikalte hi mujhe saasu maa dikhi
mujhe dekhte hi woh jaane lagi
main..aapko kya hua
aanchal..kuchh bhi toh nahi
main..toh phir aise mujhe ignore maarke kyun Jaa Rahi hain
Aanchal..nahi toh
Main bina kuchh kahe chala gaya...
Awesome updateUPDATE 22
Shaam tak main wapas aagaya
wapas aane ke baad main hall mein sofe pe let gaya
abhi kuchh hi der hua tha
ki meri saas mere pass aagayi
aanchal..yahan kyun lete hain damad jee
ab main unhein kya batata
ki jab bhi unki beti saamne hoti hai
use chodne ka man karta hai
sabko chodne ka man karta hai
jindagi haram ho gayi hai
aanchal..kya soch rahe hain
apne room mein jaaiye na
main.. kuchh der yahin letunga
usne mujhe ajeeb najro se dekha
aur phir chali gayi apni beti ke room mein
kuchh der baad kavya mere paas aagayi
Kavya..aap yahan lete hain
aur wahan mummy ne mujhe lecture de diya
main.. kyun
Kavya..keh rahi hain
tumne kya galat bol diya damad jee se
jo woh hall mein lete hain
kya galat bola hai maine
main.. thodi der akayle rehne ka man hai
kavya..yeh baat apni saas ko samjhaiye
main..samjha dunga
tum jaao aur rest karo
Kavya..subah se rest hi kar rahi hoon
yeh bolke chali gayi
uske jaane ke baad badi thakurain meetali aagayi
meetali..damad jee yahan kyun lete hain
apne room mein jaake letiye
main..kavya ne mujhe room se bahar nikal diya
meetali.. kyun
main..jab bhi uske sath room mein rehta hoon
use chodne ka man karta hai
kal raat se ab tak use 5 baar chod chuka hoon
yeh sunke meetali shocked ho gayi
aur uski boor mein khalbali mach gayi
woh bina kuchh kahe bhaag gayi
aur rahi sahi kasar bhosdi amrita poori karne aayi
usne bhi wahi puchha
jo baaki dono ne puchha
main..aapse ek baat puchhni hai
yahan baithiye aur mere sawal ka jawab dijiye
Amrita mere paas baith gayi
main..bura mat maaniyega
Amrita..jee
main..kya apni biwi ko chodna galat hai
Amrita ka munh khula ka khula reh gaya
main..maine kaha tha bura mat maaniyega
Amrita..main bura nahi maan rahi hoon
main..toh bataiye kya apni biwi ko chodna galat hai
Amrita..nahi toh
main..wohi toh
kavya ko kal raat se leke ab tak 5 baar chod chuka.hoon
usne mujhe room se nikaal.diya
kehti hai aapko bas mere sharir se pyar hai
Amrita ka sar ghum gaya
Amrita man mein..5 baar
hey bhagwan mujhe toh pehle se hi shakk tha
ki yeh insaan nahi hai
5 baar
haaye yahan toh hafte mein ek baar chudne ke laale pade hain
kavya gadhi hai
jo aise pati se pareshan ho rahi hai
mera pati aisa hota
toh main toh bas lund pe uchhalti rehti
aur amrita ki boor se paani behna shuru ho gaya
Amrita man mein..uff tu bhi na
pareshan kar deti hai
kya karu main
majbur hoon
do shaadi toh kar liye
lekin dum nikal gaya
chhee chhee
yeh sab main kya soch rahi hoon
yeh mere damad hain
main..aap jarur mujhe man mein gaali de rahi hongi
soch rahi hongi
ki main kitna besharam hoon
ab mere man mein jo tha
woh maine aapko bata diya
Amrita..aap yeh kaisi baatein kar rahe hain
main kyun aisa sochungi
aur phir woh bhi bhaag khadi hui
kya kya karna padta hai
boor ke chakkar mein
kayi din beet chuke the
ab tak chandni ka pati ghar wapas nahi aaya tha
woh police station pahunch gayi
uski khubsurti dekhke
police station mein khade saare mard use hi dekh rahe the
chandni ki khubsurti aisi thi
ki buddhe ka bhi lund khada ho jaaye
beshak khubsurti ki jeeti jaagti misaal thi chandni
inspector use dekhke hi uski khubsurti mein kho gaya
inspector..jee kahiye madam
kya kaam hai
chandni..sahab mere pati kayi din se ghar nahi laute hain
inspector..aap mere.cabin mein aaiye
inspector ne apne junior ko
ishaara kiya
chandni inspector ke sath cabin mein chali gayi
uske junior ne bahar se gate lock kar diya
inspector..ab bataiye kya baat hai
chandni..jee woh kuchh din pehle
mla ne mere pati ko uthwa liya tha
tabse woh ghar nahi laute hain
inspector.. achcha
yeh baat hai
chandni rote hue..meri madad kijiye
main is duniya mein akayli hoon
mera koi nahi hai
mere pati ke alawa
ab woh bechari chandni kaise sabko batati
ki uska pati uske liye bhagwan tha
uss bechari ko uske maa baap ne bech diya tha
zamindar ke hatho
zamindar ladkiya supply karta tha
zamindar.ne chandni ko sheher bhej Diya
kachchi kaliyo ki keemat 10 guna jyada hoti thi
us waqt rajan auto chalata tha
woh bhi anath tha
jis gaadi mein chandni baithi thi
us gaadi ka accident ho gaya
aur wahan se rajan gujar raha tha
usne sabko hospital pahuncha diya
tabhi chandni ne uska hath pakad liya
jab chandni ko hosh aaya
toh rajan wohin baitha hua tha
chandni ne rote hue sab kuchh bata diya
rajan ko pata tha
ki chandni ko nahi bacha sakta
agar usne Koshish bhi ki
toh jaan se hath dho baithega
lekin woh ek achcha insaan tha
bahut kam uske jaise hote hain
woh chandni ko leke dusre state chala aaya
aur phir chandni ke sath rehne laga
dheere dheere dono ke beech najdikiya badhne lagi
aur phir dono ne shaadi kar li
shaadi ke 5 saal baad mla ki najar rajan pe padi
aur phir mla ne rajan ko naukri pe rakh liya
inspector bas chandni ke jism ko apni aankho se chod raha tha
chandni bhi samajh gayi
chandni..is duniya se aur.ummid bhi kya ki jaa sakti hai
yeh bolke woh jaane lagi
lekin gate lock tha
inspector.. meri shaadi ho chuki hai
lekin phir bhi mujhe tumpe daya aarahi hai
ek kaam kyun nahi karti
apne pati ko bhool jaao
aur meri rakhel ban jaao
tumhein raani banake rakhkhunga
chandni..sahab mujhe yahan se jaane do
warna main chillaungi
inspector..shauk se cheekho
chandni cheekhne lagi
aur cheekhte cheekhte woh rone lagi
kyunki woh thak chuki thi
woh thak chuki thi
apni.kismat se ladte ladte
inspector.. agar nahi maanogi
toh tumhein kisi bhi case mein andar daal dunga
aur phir jail mein tumhare sath wohi hoga
jo main chahta hoon
usse achcha hai
sharafat se maan jaao
Chandni bas zameen pe baithke roti rahi
inspector chandni ki taraf badhne laga
chandni ne soch liya tha
ki woh kya karegi
jaise inspector uske paas pahunchega
woh uski gun leke apne aapko goli maar legi
aur phir jaise hi inspector uske paas pahuncha
tabhi inspector ki cheekh nikal gayi
chandni ko bahut bada jhatka laga
inspector ne mudke dekha
toh main uske saamne khada tha
aur jab woh muda toh chandni ne dekha
ki inspector ke chutad mein chaaku ghusa hua tha
inspector.. madarchod teri yeh himmat
main..abe boormaari ke
yeh sab harkat karna jauri hai
madarchod
sharam nahi aati
inspector ne apni gun nikaali
aur mujhe shoot kar diya
goli meri aankh mein ghus gayi
chandni ki cheekh nikal gayi
inspector ki phirse cheekh nikal gayi
Chandni ne sirf yeh dekha
ki inspector ne mujhpe goli chalayi
goli meri aankh mein ghusi
aur phir inspector ka hath uske kandhe se gayab ho gaya
inspector zameen pe pada cheekhta raha
main chandni ki taraf dekha
main use apna hath diya
usne mera hath pakda
aur phir main use leke cabin se bahar aaya
police waale mujhe dekhke chaunk gaye
main..jo mujhe tokega
main use thokega
sab apni jagah freeze ho gaye
ab main nahi chahta tha
ki woh bina soche samjhe mujhpe jhapte
aur main unhein pel doon
main chandni ko leke bahar aagaya
chandni..aap kaun hain
aur aap humesha mujhe bachane kyun aajate hain
main.. tumhara pati ab is duniya mein nahi raha
mla ke aadmiyon ne use maar diya
yeh sunke chandni cheekh cheekh ke rone lagi
aur phir woh behosh ho gayi
main ek aadmi se phone maanga
saala aana kaani kar raha tha
jo thappad maara use main
aur usse phone cheen liya
main ranga ko phone kiya
kuchh der baad ranga aagaya
ranga..boliye maalik
main..isko hospital leke jaa
aur dhyan rahe yeh meri.hai
agar ise kisi ne aankh uthake dekha
toh use maarunga nahi
uske saamne uske khandan ko chod daalunga
ranga jaanta tha ki main jo bol raha hoon
woh kar bhi sakta hoon
aur phir ranga chandni ko uthake le gaya
hospital
main wapas aagaya
apne sasural
sofe pe leta hua tha
tabhi kavya aagayi
Kavya..chaliye
aapka time khatam
chaliye ab room mein
yeh sunke main kavya ke sath room mein aagaya
aur room mein aate hi
main use chumne laga
usne mujhe dhakka de diya
Kavya..aur koi kaam nahi hai aapko
main..soch lo
12 bajne ke baad kuchh nahi karunga tumhare sath
kavya..aap paagal toh nahi hai
main..ek baar chodne do na
bada man kar raha hai
kavya sharma gayi
kavya..nahi
aur phir woh bhosdi mujhe koi book padhke uski story sunane lagi
thodi der baad humne khana khaya
sabke sath
room mein aake main so gaya
kavya jab room mein aayi
toh woh chaunk gayi
kyunki use pata tha main use bina pyar kiye nahi sounga
woh mere paas baith gayi
kavya man mein..maine toh is liye mana kiya tha
ki agar aapko karne deti
toh khadi bhi nahi ho paati
phir khana nahi khaa paati
sab kya sochte
tarah tarah ke sawal karte
Kavya..so gaye kya
main jawab nahi diya
Kavya..gussa chhodiye aur uth jaaiye
lekin main nahi utha
kavya mujhse lipatke so gayi
raat mein meetali aur amrita dono ka man kar raha tha
chudne ka
dono ne durjan ko rijhane ki koshis ki
lekin durjan ne kuchh nahi kiya
kyunki Durjan kuchh karna nahi chahta tha
aur woh dono durjan ko khulke bol nahi sakti
durjan purani soch waala insaan tha
dono is age mein talak de deta
wohin aanchal ka bhi bada man kar raha tha
aanchal ne bhi apne pati ko rijhane ki koshis ki
uske pati ne sirf 10 dhakke.maare
aur phir thanda pad gaya
aanchal man hi man apne pati ko gaaliya dene lagi....
Behtareen shaandaar update bhaiUPDATE 22
Shaam tak main wapas aagaya
wapas aane ke baad main hall mein sofe pe let gaya
abhi kuchh hi der hua tha
ki meri saas mere pass aagayi
aanchal..yahan kyun lete hain damad jee
ab main unhein kya batata
ki jab bhi unki beti saamne hoti hai
use chodne ka man karta hai
sabko chodne ka man karta hai
jindagi haram ho gayi hai
aanchal..kya soch rahe hain
apne room mein jaaiye na
main.. kuchh der yahin letunga
usne mujhe ajeeb najro se dekha
aur phir chali gayi apni beti ke room mein
kuchh der baad kavya mere paas aagayi
Kavya..aap yahan lete hain
aur wahan mummy ne mujhe lecture de diya
main.. kyun
Kavya..keh rahi hain
tumne kya galat bol diya damad jee se
jo woh hall mein lete hain
kya galat bola hai maine
main.. thodi der akayle rehne ka man hai
kavya..yeh baat apni saas ko samjhaiye
main..samjha dunga
tum jaao aur rest karo
Kavya..subah se rest hi kar rahi hoon
yeh bolke chali gayi
uske jaane ke baad badi thakurain meetali aagayi
meetali..damad jee yahan kyun lete hain
apne room mein jaake letiye
main..kavya ne mujhe room se bahar nikal diya
meetali.. kyun
main..jab bhi uske sath room mein rehta hoon
use chodne ka man karta hai
kal raat se ab tak use 5 baar chod chuka hoon
yeh sunke meetali shocked ho gayi
aur uski boor mein khalbali mach gayi
woh bina kuchh kahe bhaag gayi
aur rahi sahi kasar bhosdi amrita poori karne aayi
usne bhi wahi puchha
jo baaki dono ne puchha
main..aapse ek baat puchhni hai
yahan baithiye aur mere sawal ka jawab dijiye
Amrita mere paas baith gayi
main..bura mat maaniyega
Amrita..jee
main..kya apni biwi ko chodna galat hai
Amrita ka munh khula ka khula reh gaya
main..maine kaha tha bura mat maaniyega
Amrita..main bura nahi maan rahi hoon
main..toh bataiye kya apni biwi ko chodna galat hai
Amrita..nahi toh
main..wohi toh
kavya ko kal raat se leke ab tak 5 baar chod chuka.hoon
usne mujhe room se nikaal.diya
kehti hai aapko bas mere sharir se pyar hai
Amrita ka sar ghum gaya
Amrita man mein..5 baar
hey bhagwan mujhe toh pehle se hi shakk tha
ki yeh insaan nahi hai
5 baar
haaye yahan toh hafte mein ek baar chudne ke laale pade hain
kavya gadhi hai
jo aise pati se pareshan ho rahi hai
mera pati aisa hota
toh main toh bas lund pe uchhalti rehti
aur amrita ki boor se paani behna shuru ho gaya
Amrita man mein..uff tu bhi na
pareshan kar deti hai
kya karu main
majbur hoon
do shaadi toh kar liye
lekin dum nikal gaya
chhee chhee
yeh sab main kya soch rahi hoon
yeh mere damad hain
main..aap jarur mujhe man mein gaali de rahi hongi
soch rahi hongi
ki main kitna besharam hoon
ab mere man mein jo tha
woh maine aapko bata diya
Amrita..aap yeh kaisi baatein kar rahe hain
main kyun aisa sochungi
aur phir woh bhi bhaag khadi hui
kya kya karna padta hai
boor ke chakkar mein
kayi din beet chuke the
ab tak chandni ka pati ghar wapas nahi aaya tha
woh police station pahunch gayi
uski khubsurti dekhke
police station mein khade saare mard use hi dekh rahe the
chandni ki khubsurti aisi thi
ki buddhe ka bhi lund khada ho jaaye
beshak khubsurti ki jeeti jaagti misaal thi chandni
inspector use dekhke hi uski khubsurti mein kho gaya
inspector..jee kahiye madam
kya kaam hai
chandni..sahab mere pati kayi din se ghar nahi laute hain
inspector..aap mere.cabin mein aaiye
inspector ne apne junior ko
ishaara kiya
chandni inspector ke sath cabin mein chali gayi
uske junior ne bahar se gate lock kar diya
inspector..ab bataiye kya baat hai
chandni..jee woh kuchh din pehle
mla ne mere pati ko uthwa liya tha
tabse woh ghar nahi laute hain
inspector.. achcha
yeh baat hai
chandni rote hue..meri madad kijiye
main is duniya mein akayli hoon
mera koi nahi hai
mere pati ke alawa
ab woh bechari chandni kaise sabko batati
ki uska pati uske liye bhagwan tha
uss bechari ko uske maa baap ne bech diya tha
zamindar ke hatho
zamindar ladkiya supply karta tha
zamindar.ne chandni ko sheher bhej Diya
kachchi kaliyo ki keemat 10 guna jyada hoti thi
us waqt rajan auto chalata tha
woh bhi anath tha
jis gaadi mein chandni baithi thi
us gaadi ka accident ho gaya
aur wahan se rajan gujar raha tha
usne sabko hospital pahuncha diya
tabhi chandni ne uska hath pakad liya
jab chandni ko hosh aaya
toh rajan wohin baitha hua tha
chandni ne rote hue sab kuchh bata diya
rajan ko pata tha
ki chandni ko nahi bacha sakta
agar usne Koshish bhi ki
toh jaan se hath dho baithega
lekin woh ek achcha insaan tha
bahut kam uske jaise hote hain
woh chandni ko leke dusre state chala aaya
aur phir chandni ke sath rehne laga
dheere dheere dono ke beech najdikiya badhne lagi
aur phir dono ne shaadi kar li
shaadi ke 5 saal baad mla ki najar rajan pe padi
aur phir mla ne rajan ko naukri pe rakh liya
inspector bas chandni ke jism ko apni aankho se chod raha tha
chandni bhi samajh gayi
chandni..is duniya se aur.ummid bhi kya ki jaa sakti hai
yeh bolke woh jaane lagi
lekin gate lock tha
inspector.. meri shaadi ho chuki hai
lekin phir bhi mujhe tumpe daya aarahi hai
ek kaam kyun nahi karti
apne pati ko bhool jaao
aur meri rakhel ban jaao
tumhein raani banake rakhkhunga
chandni..sahab mujhe yahan se jaane do
warna main chillaungi
inspector..shauk se cheekho
chandni cheekhne lagi
aur cheekhte cheekhte woh rone lagi
kyunki woh thak chuki thi
woh thak chuki thi
apni.kismat se ladte ladte
inspector.. agar nahi maanogi
toh tumhein kisi bhi case mein andar daal dunga
aur phir jail mein tumhare sath wohi hoga
jo main chahta hoon
usse achcha hai
sharafat se maan jaao
Chandni bas zameen pe baithke roti rahi
inspector chandni ki taraf badhne laga
chandni ne soch liya tha
ki woh kya karegi
jaise inspector uske paas pahunchega
woh uski gun leke apne aapko goli maar legi
aur phir jaise hi inspector uske paas pahuncha
tabhi inspector ki cheekh nikal gayi
chandni ko bahut bada jhatka laga
inspector ne mudke dekha
toh main uske saamne khada tha
aur jab woh muda toh chandni ne dekha
ki inspector ke chutad mein chaaku ghusa hua tha
inspector.. madarchod teri yeh himmat
main..abe boormaari ke
yeh sab harkat karna jauri hai
madarchod
sharam nahi aati
inspector ne apni gun nikaali
aur mujhe shoot kar diya
goli meri aankh mein ghus gayi
chandni ki cheekh nikal gayi
inspector ki phirse cheekh nikal gayi
Chandni ne sirf yeh dekha
ki inspector ne mujhpe goli chalayi
goli meri aankh mein ghusi
aur phir inspector ka hath uske kandhe se gayab ho gaya
inspector zameen pe pada cheekhta raha
main chandni ki taraf dekha
main use apna hath diya
usne mera hath pakda
aur phir main use leke cabin se bahar aaya
police waale mujhe dekhke chaunk gaye
main..jo mujhe tokega
main use thokega
sab apni jagah freeze ho gaye
ab main nahi chahta tha
ki woh bina soche samjhe mujhpe jhapte
aur main unhein pel doon
main chandni ko leke bahar aagaya
chandni..aap kaun hain
aur aap humesha mujhe bachane kyun aajate hain
main.. tumhara pati ab is duniya mein nahi raha
mla ke aadmiyon ne use maar diya
yeh sunke chandni cheekh cheekh ke rone lagi
aur phir woh behosh ho gayi
main ek aadmi se phone maanga
saala aana kaani kar raha tha
jo thappad maara use main
aur usse phone cheen liya
main ranga ko phone kiya
kuchh der baad ranga aagaya
ranga..boliye maalik
main..isko hospital leke jaa
aur dhyan rahe yeh meri.hai
agar ise kisi ne aankh uthake dekha
toh use maarunga nahi
uske saamne uske khandan ko chod daalunga
ranga jaanta tha ki main jo bol raha hoon
woh kar bhi sakta hoon
aur phir ranga chandni ko uthake le gaya
hospital
main wapas aagaya
apne sasural
sofe pe leta hua tha
tabhi kavya aagayi
Kavya..chaliye
aapka time khatam
chaliye ab room mein
yeh sunke main kavya ke sath room mein aagaya
aur room mein aate hi
main use chumne laga
usne mujhe dhakka de diya
Kavya..aur koi kaam nahi hai aapko
main..soch lo
12 bajne ke baad kuchh nahi karunga tumhare sath
kavya..aap paagal toh nahi hai
main..ek baar chodne do na
bada man kar raha hai
kavya sharma gayi
kavya..nahi
aur phir woh bhosdi mujhe koi book padhke uski story sunane lagi
thodi der baad humne khana khaya
sabke sath
room mein aake main so gaya
kavya jab room mein aayi
toh woh chaunk gayi
kyunki use pata tha main use bina pyar kiye nahi sounga
woh mere paas baith gayi
kavya man mein..maine toh is liye mana kiya tha
ki agar aapko karne deti
toh khadi bhi nahi ho paati
phir khana nahi khaa paati
sab kya sochte
tarah tarah ke sawal karte
Kavya..so gaye kya
main jawab nahi diya
Kavya..gussa chhodiye aur uth jaaiye
lekin main nahi utha
kavya mujhse lipatke so gayi
raat mein meetali aur amrita dono ka man kar raha tha
chudne ka
dono ne durjan ko rijhane ki koshis ki
lekin durjan ne kuchh nahi kiya
kyunki Durjan kuchh karna nahi chahta tha
aur woh dono durjan ko khulke bol nahi sakti
durjan purani soch waala insaan tha
dono is age mein talak de deta
wohin aanchal ka bhi bada man kar raha tha
aanchal ne bhi apne pati ko rijhane ki koshis ki
uske pati ne sirf 10 dhakke.maare
aur phir thanda pad gaya
aanchal man hi man apne pati ko gaaliya dene lagi....
Wah wah kya damad hai or kya uske sasural vale sabko thokega blackwa kisi na kisi mode pr abhi sabko garam kr rha hai dekhte hai yah garmi kab tk apni sima todti hai... Ye anchal fir musibat me pad gai btao police station me inspector ko apni ram kahani suna rhi thi or vo inspector use apni rakhail bnane ka plan kiye baitha tha blackwa ne use bhi thoka bada maza aaya police vale ki gaand me chaku... just imagine how feel it is...UPDATE 22
Shaam tak main wapas aagaya
wapas aane ke baad main hall mein sofe pe let gaya
abhi kuchh hi der hua tha
ki meri saas mere pass aagayi
aanchal..yahan kyun lete hain damad jee
ab main unhein kya batata
ki jab bhi unki beti saamne hoti hai
use chodne ka man karta hai
sabko chodne ka man karta hai
jindagi haram ho gayi hai
aanchal..kya soch rahe hain
apne room mein jaaiye na
main.. kuchh der yahin letunga
usne mujhe ajeeb najro se dekha
aur phir chali gayi apni beti ke room mein
kuchh der baad kavya mere paas aagayi
Kavya..aap yahan lete hain
aur wahan mummy ne mujhe lecture de diya
main.. kyun
Kavya..keh rahi hain
tumne kya galat bol diya damad jee se
jo woh hall mein lete hain
kya galat bola hai maine
main.. thodi der akayle rehne ka man hai
kavya..yeh baat apni saas ko samjhaiye
main..samjha dunga
tum jaao aur rest karo
Kavya..subah se rest hi kar rahi hoon
yeh bolke chali gayi
uske jaane ke baad badi thakurain meetali aagayi
meetali..damad jee yahan kyun lete hain
apne room mein jaake letiye
main..kavya ne mujhe room se bahar nikal diya
meetali.. kyun
main..jab bhi uske sath room mein rehta hoon
use chodne ka man karta hai
kal raat se ab tak use 5 baar chod chuka hoon
yeh sunke meetali shocked ho gayi
aur uski boor mein khalbali mach gayi
woh bina kuchh kahe bhaag gayi
aur rahi sahi kasar bhosdi amrita poori karne aayi
usne bhi wahi puchha
jo baaki dono ne puchha
main..aapse ek baat puchhni hai
yahan baithiye aur mere sawal ka jawab dijiye
Amrita mere paas baith gayi
main..bura mat maaniyega
Amrita..jee
main..kya apni biwi ko chodna galat hai
Amrita ka munh khula ka khula reh gaya
main..maine kaha tha bura mat maaniyega
Amrita..main bura nahi maan rahi hoon
main..toh bataiye kya apni biwi ko chodna galat hai
Amrita..nahi toh
main..wohi toh
kavya ko kal raat se leke ab tak 5 baar chod chuka.hoon
usne mujhe room se nikaal.diya
kehti hai aapko bas mere sharir se pyar hai
Amrita ka sar ghum gaya
Amrita man mein..5 baar
hey bhagwan mujhe toh pehle se hi shakk tha
ki yeh insaan nahi hai
5 baar
haaye yahan toh hafte mein ek baar chudne ke laale pade hain
kavya gadhi hai
jo aise pati se pareshan ho rahi hai
mera pati aisa hota
toh main toh bas lund pe uchhalti rehti
aur amrita ki boor se paani behna shuru ho gaya
Amrita man mein..uff tu bhi na
pareshan kar deti hai
kya karu main
majbur hoon
do shaadi toh kar liye
lekin dum nikal gaya
chhee chhee
yeh sab main kya soch rahi hoon
yeh mere damad hain
main..aap jarur mujhe man mein gaali de rahi hongi
soch rahi hongi
ki main kitna besharam hoon
ab mere man mein jo tha
woh maine aapko bata diya
Amrita..aap yeh kaisi baatein kar rahe hain
main kyun aisa sochungi
aur phir woh bhi bhaag khadi hui
kya kya karna padta hai
boor ke chakkar mein
kayi din beet chuke the
ab tak chandni ka pati ghar wapas nahi aaya tha
woh police station pahunch gayi
uski khubsurti dekhke
police station mein khade saare mard use hi dekh rahe the
chandni ki khubsurti aisi thi
ki buddhe ka bhi lund khada ho jaaye
beshak khubsurti ki jeeti jaagti misaal thi chandni
inspector use dekhke hi uski khubsurti mein kho gaya
inspector..jee kahiye madam
kya kaam hai
chandni..sahab mere pati kayi din se ghar nahi laute hain
inspector..aap mere.cabin mein aaiye
inspector ne apne junior ko
ishaara kiya
chandni inspector ke sath cabin mein chali gayi
uske junior ne bahar se gate lock kar diya
inspector..ab bataiye kya baat hai
chandni..jee woh kuchh din pehle
mla ne mere pati ko uthwa liya tha
tabse woh ghar nahi laute hain
inspector.. achcha
yeh baat hai
chandni rote hue..meri madad kijiye
main is duniya mein akayli hoon
mera koi nahi hai
mere pati ke alawa
ab woh bechari chandni kaise sabko batati
ki uska pati uske liye bhagwan tha
uss bechari ko uske maa baap ne bech diya tha
zamindar ke hatho
zamindar ladkiya supply karta tha
zamindar.ne chandni ko sheher bhej Diya
kachchi kaliyo ki keemat 10 guna jyada hoti thi
us waqt rajan auto chalata tha
woh bhi anath tha
jis gaadi mein chandni baithi thi
us gaadi ka accident ho gaya
aur wahan se rajan gujar raha tha
usne sabko hospital pahuncha diya
tabhi chandni ne uska hath pakad liya
jab chandni ko hosh aaya
toh rajan wohin baitha hua tha
chandni ne rote hue sab kuchh bata diya
rajan ko pata tha
ki chandni ko nahi bacha sakta
agar usne Koshish bhi ki
toh jaan se hath dho baithega
lekin woh ek achcha insaan tha
bahut kam uske jaise hote hain
woh chandni ko leke dusre state chala aaya
aur phir chandni ke sath rehne laga
dheere dheere dono ke beech najdikiya badhne lagi
aur phir dono ne shaadi kar li
shaadi ke 5 saal baad mla ki najar rajan pe padi
aur phir mla ne rajan ko naukri pe rakh liya
inspector bas chandni ke jism ko apni aankho se chod raha tha
chandni bhi samajh gayi
chandni..is duniya se aur.ummid bhi kya ki jaa sakti hai
yeh bolke woh jaane lagi
lekin gate lock tha
inspector.. meri shaadi ho chuki hai
lekin phir bhi mujhe tumpe daya aarahi hai
ek kaam kyun nahi karti
apne pati ko bhool jaao
aur meri rakhel ban jaao
tumhein raani banake rakhkhunga
chandni..sahab mujhe yahan se jaane do
warna main chillaungi
inspector..shauk se cheekho
chandni cheekhne lagi
aur cheekhte cheekhte woh rone lagi
kyunki woh thak chuki thi
woh thak chuki thi
apni.kismat se ladte ladte
inspector.. agar nahi maanogi
toh tumhein kisi bhi case mein andar daal dunga
aur phir jail mein tumhare sath wohi hoga
jo main chahta hoon
usse achcha hai
sharafat se maan jaao
Chandni bas zameen pe baithke roti rahi
inspector chandni ki taraf badhne laga
chandni ne soch liya tha
ki woh kya karegi
jaise inspector uske paas pahunchega
woh uski gun leke apne aapko goli maar legi
aur phir jaise hi inspector uske paas pahuncha
tabhi inspector ki cheekh nikal gayi
chandni ko bahut bada jhatka laga
inspector ne mudke dekha
toh main uske saamne khada tha
aur jab woh muda toh chandni ne dekha
ki inspector ke chutad mein chaaku ghusa hua tha
inspector.. madarchod teri yeh himmat
main..abe boormaari ke
yeh sab harkat karna jauri hai
madarchod
sharam nahi aati
inspector ne apni gun nikaali
aur mujhe shoot kar diya
goli meri aankh mein ghus gayi
chandni ki cheekh nikal gayi
inspector ki phirse cheekh nikal gayi
Chandni ne sirf yeh dekha
ki inspector ne mujhpe goli chalayi
goli meri aankh mein ghusi
aur phir inspector ka hath uske kandhe se gayab ho gaya
inspector zameen pe pada cheekhta raha
main chandni ki taraf dekha
main use apna hath diya
usne mera hath pakda
aur phir main use leke cabin se bahar aaya
police waale mujhe dekhke chaunk gaye
main..jo mujhe tokega
main use thokega
sab apni jagah freeze ho gaye
ab main nahi chahta tha
ki woh bina soche samjhe mujhpe jhapte
aur main unhein pel doon
main chandni ko leke bahar aagaya
chandni..aap kaun hain
aur aap humesha mujhe bachane kyun aajate hain
main.. tumhara pati ab is duniya mein nahi raha
mla ke aadmiyon ne use maar diya
yeh sunke chandni cheekh cheekh ke rone lagi
aur phir woh behosh ho gayi
main ek aadmi se phone maanga
saala aana kaani kar raha tha
jo thappad maara use main
aur usse phone cheen liya
main ranga ko phone kiya
kuchh der baad ranga aagaya
ranga..boliye maalik
main..isko hospital leke jaa
aur dhyan rahe yeh meri.hai
agar ise kisi ne aankh uthake dekha
toh use maarunga nahi
uske saamne uske khandan ko chod daalunga
ranga jaanta tha ki main jo bol raha hoon
woh kar bhi sakta hoon
aur phir ranga chandni ko uthake le gaya
hospital
main wapas aagaya
apne sasural
sofe pe leta hua tha
tabhi kavya aagayi
Kavya..chaliye
aapka time khatam
chaliye ab room mein
yeh sunke main kavya ke sath room mein aagaya
aur room mein aate hi
main use chumne laga
usne mujhe dhakka de diya
Kavya..aur koi kaam nahi hai aapko
main..soch lo
12 bajne ke baad kuchh nahi karunga tumhare sath
kavya..aap paagal toh nahi hai
main..ek baar chodne do na
bada man kar raha hai
kavya sharma gayi
kavya..nahi
aur phir woh bhosdi mujhe koi book padhke uski story sunane lagi
thodi der baad humne khana khaya
sabke sath
room mein aake main so gaya
kavya jab room mein aayi
toh woh chaunk gayi
kyunki use pata tha main use bina pyar kiye nahi sounga
woh mere paas baith gayi
kavya man mein..maine toh is liye mana kiya tha
ki agar aapko karne deti
toh khadi bhi nahi ho paati
phir khana nahi khaa paati
sab kya sochte
tarah tarah ke sawal karte
Kavya..so gaye kya
main jawab nahi diya
Kavya..gussa chhodiye aur uth jaaiye
lekin main nahi utha
kavya mujhse lipatke so gayi
raat mein meetali aur amrita dono ka man kar raha tha
chudne ka
dono ne durjan ko rijhane ki koshis ki
lekin durjan ne kuchh nahi kiya
kyunki Durjan kuchh karna nahi chahta tha
aur woh dono durjan ko khulke bol nahi sakti
durjan purani soch waala insaan tha
dono is age mein talak de deta
wohin aanchal ka bhi bada man kar raha tha
aanchal ne bhi apne pati ko rijhane ki koshis ki
uske pati ne sirf 10 dhakke.maare
aur phir thanda pad gaya
aanchal man hi man apne pati ko gaaliya dene lagi....
Mast update BhaiUPDATE 22
Shaam tak main wapas aagaya
wapas aane ke baad main hall mein sofe pe let gaya
abhi kuchh hi der hua tha
ki meri saas mere pass aagayi
aanchal..yahan kyun lete hain damad jee
ab main unhein kya batata
ki jab bhi unki beti saamne hoti hai
use chodne ka man karta hai
sabko chodne ka man karta hai
jindagi haram ho gayi hai
aanchal..kya soch rahe hain
apne room mein jaaiye na
main.. kuchh der yahin letunga
usne mujhe ajeeb najro se dekha
aur phir chali gayi apni beti ke room mein
kuchh der baad kavya mere paas aagayi
Kavya..aap yahan lete hain
aur wahan mummy ne mujhe lecture de diya
main.. kyun
Kavya..keh rahi hain
tumne kya galat bol diya damad jee se
jo woh hall mein lete hain
kya galat bola hai maine
main.. thodi der akayle rehne ka man hai
kavya..yeh baat apni saas ko samjhaiye
main..samjha dunga
tum jaao aur rest karo
Kavya..subah se rest hi kar rahi hoon
yeh bolke chali gayi
uske jaane ke baad badi thakurain meetali aagayi
meetali..damad jee yahan kyun lete hain
apne room mein jaake letiye
main..kavya ne mujhe room se bahar nikal diya
meetali.. kyun
main..jab bhi uske sath room mein rehta hoon
use chodne ka man karta hai
kal raat se ab tak use 5 baar chod chuka hoon
yeh sunke meetali shocked ho gayi
aur uski boor mein khalbali mach gayi
woh bina kuchh kahe bhaag gayi
aur rahi sahi kasar bhosdi amrita poori karne aayi
usne bhi wahi puchha
jo baaki dono ne puchha
main..aapse ek baat puchhni hai
yahan baithiye aur mere sawal ka jawab dijiye
Amrita mere paas baith gayi
main..bura mat maaniyega
Amrita..jee
main..kya apni biwi ko chodna galat hai
Amrita ka munh khula ka khula reh gaya
main..maine kaha tha bura mat maaniyega
Amrita..main bura nahi maan rahi hoon
main..toh bataiye kya apni biwi ko chodna galat hai
Amrita..nahi toh
main..wohi toh
kavya ko kal raat se leke ab tak 5 baar chod chuka.hoon
usne mujhe room se nikaal.diya
kehti hai aapko bas mere sharir se pyar hai
Amrita ka sar ghum gaya
Amrita man mein..5 baar
hey bhagwan mujhe toh pehle se hi shakk tha
ki yeh insaan nahi hai
5 baar
haaye yahan toh hafte mein ek baar chudne ke laale pade hain
kavya gadhi hai
jo aise pati se pareshan ho rahi hai
mera pati aisa hota
toh main toh bas lund pe uchhalti rehti
aur amrita ki boor se paani behna shuru ho gaya
Amrita man mein..uff tu bhi na
pareshan kar deti hai
kya karu main
majbur hoon
do shaadi toh kar liye
lekin dum nikal gaya
chhee chhee
yeh sab main kya soch rahi hoon
yeh mere damad hain
main..aap jarur mujhe man mein gaali de rahi hongi
soch rahi hongi
ki main kitna besharam hoon
ab mere man mein jo tha
woh maine aapko bata diya
Amrita..aap yeh kaisi baatein kar rahe hain
main kyun aisa sochungi
aur phir woh bhi bhaag khadi hui
kya kya karna padta hai
boor ke chakkar mein
kayi din beet chuke the
ab tak chandni ka pati ghar wapas nahi aaya tha
woh police station pahunch gayi
uski khubsurti dekhke
police station mein khade saare mard use hi dekh rahe the
chandni ki khubsurti aisi thi
ki buddhe ka bhi lund khada ho jaaye
beshak khubsurti ki jeeti jaagti misaal thi chandni
inspector use dekhke hi uski khubsurti mein kho gaya
inspector..jee kahiye madam
kya kaam hai
chandni..sahab mere pati kayi din se ghar nahi laute hain
inspector..aap mere.cabin mein aaiye
inspector ne apne junior ko
ishaara kiya
chandni inspector ke sath cabin mein chali gayi
uske junior ne bahar se gate lock kar diya
inspector..ab bataiye kya baat hai
chandni..jee woh kuchh din pehle
mla ne mere pati ko uthwa liya tha
tabse woh ghar nahi laute hain
inspector.. achcha
yeh baat hai
chandni rote hue..meri madad kijiye
main is duniya mein akayli hoon
mera koi nahi hai
mere pati ke alawa
ab woh bechari chandni kaise sabko batati
ki uska pati uske liye bhagwan tha
uss bechari ko uske maa baap ne bech diya tha
zamindar ke hatho
zamindar ladkiya supply karta tha
zamindar.ne chandni ko sheher bhej Diya
kachchi kaliyo ki keemat 10 guna jyada hoti thi
us waqt rajan auto chalata tha
woh bhi anath tha
jis gaadi mein chandni baithi thi
us gaadi ka accident ho gaya
aur wahan se rajan gujar raha tha
usne sabko hospital pahuncha diya
tabhi chandni ne uska hath pakad liya
jab chandni ko hosh aaya
toh rajan wohin baitha hua tha
chandni ne rote hue sab kuchh bata diya
rajan ko pata tha
ki chandni ko nahi bacha sakta
agar usne Koshish bhi ki
toh jaan se hath dho baithega
lekin woh ek achcha insaan tha
bahut kam uske jaise hote hain
woh chandni ko leke dusre state chala aaya
aur phir chandni ke sath rehne laga
dheere dheere dono ke beech najdikiya badhne lagi
aur phir dono ne shaadi kar li
shaadi ke 5 saal baad mla ki najar rajan pe padi
aur phir mla ne rajan ko naukri pe rakh liya
inspector bas chandni ke jism ko apni aankho se chod raha tha
chandni bhi samajh gayi
chandni..is duniya se aur.ummid bhi kya ki jaa sakti hai
yeh bolke woh jaane lagi
lekin gate lock tha
inspector.. meri shaadi ho chuki hai
lekin phir bhi mujhe tumpe daya aarahi hai
ek kaam kyun nahi karti
apne pati ko bhool jaao
aur meri rakhel ban jaao
tumhein raani banake rakhkhunga
chandni..sahab mujhe yahan se jaane do
warna main chillaungi
inspector..shauk se cheekho
chandni cheekhne lagi
aur cheekhte cheekhte woh rone lagi
kyunki woh thak chuki thi
woh thak chuki thi
apni.kismat se ladte ladte
inspector.. agar nahi maanogi
toh tumhein kisi bhi case mein andar daal dunga
aur phir jail mein tumhare sath wohi hoga
jo main chahta hoon
usse achcha hai
sharafat se maan jaao
Chandni bas zameen pe baithke roti rahi
inspector chandni ki taraf badhne laga
chandni ne soch liya tha
ki woh kya karegi
jaise inspector uske paas pahunchega
woh uski gun leke apne aapko goli maar legi
aur phir jaise hi inspector uske paas pahuncha
tabhi inspector ki cheekh nikal gayi
chandni ko bahut bada jhatka laga
inspector ne mudke dekha
toh main uske saamne khada tha
aur jab woh muda toh chandni ne dekha
ki inspector ke chutad mein chaaku ghusa hua tha
inspector.. madarchod teri yeh himmat
main..abe boormaari ke
yeh sab harkat karna jauri hai
madarchod
sharam nahi aati
inspector ne apni gun nikaali
aur mujhe shoot kar diya
goli meri aankh mein ghus gayi
chandni ki cheekh nikal gayi
inspector ki phirse cheekh nikal gayi
Chandni ne sirf yeh dekha
ki inspector ne mujhpe goli chalayi
goli meri aankh mein ghusi
aur phir inspector ka hath uske kandhe se gayab ho gaya
inspector zameen pe pada cheekhta raha
main chandni ki taraf dekha
main use apna hath diya
usne mera hath pakda
aur phir main use leke cabin se bahar aaya
police waale mujhe dekhke chaunk gaye
main..jo mujhe tokega
main use thokega
sab apni jagah freeze ho gaye
ab main nahi chahta tha
ki woh bina soche samjhe mujhpe jhapte
aur main unhein pel doon
main chandni ko leke bahar aagaya
chandni..aap kaun hain
aur aap humesha mujhe bachane kyun aajate hain
main.. tumhara pati ab is duniya mein nahi raha
mla ke aadmiyon ne use maar diya
yeh sunke chandni cheekh cheekh ke rone lagi
aur phir woh behosh ho gayi
main ek aadmi se phone maanga
saala aana kaani kar raha tha
jo thappad maara use main
aur usse phone cheen liya
main ranga ko phone kiya
kuchh der baad ranga aagaya
ranga..boliye maalik
main..isko hospital leke jaa
aur dhyan rahe yeh meri.hai
agar ise kisi ne aankh uthake dekha
toh use maarunga nahi
uske saamne uske khandan ko chod daalunga
ranga jaanta tha ki main jo bol raha hoon
woh kar bhi sakta hoon
aur phir ranga chandni ko uthake le gaya
hospital
main wapas aagaya
apne sasural
sofe pe leta hua tha
tabhi kavya aagayi
Kavya..chaliye
aapka time khatam
chaliye ab room mein
yeh sunke main kavya ke sath room mein aagaya
aur room mein aate hi
main use chumne laga
usne mujhe dhakka de diya
Kavya..aur koi kaam nahi hai aapko
main..soch lo
12 bajne ke baad kuchh nahi karunga tumhare sath
kavya..aap paagal toh nahi hai
main..ek baar chodne do na
bada man kar raha hai
kavya sharma gayi
kavya..nahi
aur phir woh bhosdi mujhe koi book padhke uski story sunane lagi
thodi der baad humne khana khaya
sabke sath
room mein aake main so gaya
kavya jab room mein aayi
toh woh chaunk gayi
kyunki use pata tha main use bina pyar kiye nahi sounga
woh mere paas baith gayi
kavya man mein..maine toh is liye mana kiya tha
ki agar aapko karne deti
toh khadi bhi nahi ho paati
phir khana nahi khaa paati
sab kya sochte
tarah tarah ke sawal karte
Kavya..so gaye kya
main jawab nahi diya
Kavya..gussa chhodiye aur uth jaaiye
lekin main nahi utha
kavya mujhse lipatke so gayi
raat mein meetali aur amrita dono ka man kar raha tha
chudne ka
dono ne durjan ko rijhane ki koshis ki
lekin durjan ne kuchh nahi kiya
kyunki Durjan kuchh karna nahi chahta tha
aur woh dono durjan ko khulke bol nahi sakti
durjan purani soch waala insaan tha
dono is age mein talak de deta
wohin aanchal ka bhi bada man kar raha tha
aanchal ne bhi apne pati ko rijhane ki koshis ki
uske pati ne sirf 10 dhakke.maare
aur phir thanda pad gaya
aanchal man hi man apne pati ko gaaliya dene lagi....
Wahhhhh jabrdast mindblowing superbbb speechless update.......UPDATE 22
Shaam tak main wapas aagaya
wapas aane ke baad main hall mein sofe pe let gaya
abhi kuchh hi der hua tha
ki meri saas mere pass aagayi
aanchal..yahan kyun lete hain damad jee
ab main unhein kya batata
ki jab bhi unki beti saamne hoti hai
use chodne ka man karta hai
sabko chodne ka man karta hai
jindagi haram ho gayi hai
aanchal..kya soch rahe hain
apne room mein jaaiye na
main.. kuchh der yahin letunga
usne mujhe ajeeb najro se dekha
aur phir chali gayi apni beti ke room mein
kuchh der baad kavya mere paas aagayi
Kavya..aap yahan lete hain
aur wahan mummy ne mujhe lecture de diya
main.. kyun
Kavya..keh rahi hain
tumne kya galat bol diya damad jee se
jo woh hall mein lete hain
kya galat bola hai maine
main.. thodi der akayle rehne ka man hai
kavya..yeh baat apni saas ko samjhaiye
main..samjha dunga
tum jaao aur rest karo
Kavya..subah se rest hi kar rahi hoon
yeh bolke chali gayi
uske jaane ke baad badi thakurain meetali aagayi
meetali..damad jee yahan kyun lete hain
apne room mein jaake letiye
main..kavya ne mujhe room se bahar nikal diya
meetali.. kyun
main..jab bhi uske sath room mein rehta hoon
use chodne ka man karta hai
kal raat se ab tak use 5 baar chod chuka hoon
yeh sunke meetali shocked ho gayi
aur uski boor mein khalbali mach gayi
woh bina kuchh kahe bhaag gayi
aur rahi sahi kasar bhosdi amrita poori karne aayi
usne bhi wahi puchha
jo baaki dono ne puchha
main..aapse ek baat puchhni hai
yahan baithiye aur mere sawal ka jawab dijiye
Amrita mere paas baith gayi
main..bura mat maaniyega
Amrita..jee
main..kya apni biwi ko chodna galat hai
Amrita ka munh khula ka khula reh gaya
main..maine kaha tha bura mat maaniyega
Amrita..main bura nahi maan rahi hoon
main..toh bataiye kya apni biwi ko chodna galat hai
Amrita..nahi toh
main..wohi toh
kavya ko kal raat se leke ab tak 5 baar chod chuka.hoon
usne mujhe room se nikaal.diya
kehti hai aapko bas mere sharir se pyar hai
Amrita ka sar ghum gaya
Amrita man mein..5 baar
hey bhagwan mujhe toh pehle se hi shakk tha
ki yeh insaan nahi hai
5 baar
haaye yahan toh hafte mein ek baar chudne ke laale pade hain
kavya gadhi hai
jo aise pati se pareshan ho rahi hai
mera pati aisa hota
toh main toh bas lund pe uchhalti rehti
aur amrita ki boor se paani behna shuru ho gaya
Amrita man mein..uff tu bhi na
pareshan kar deti hai
kya karu main
majbur hoon
do shaadi toh kar liye
lekin dum nikal gaya
chhee chhee
yeh sab main kya soch rahi hoon
yeh mere damad hain
main..aap jarur mujhe man mein gaali de rahi hongi
soch rahi hongi
ki main kitna besharam hoon
ab mere man mein jo tha
woh maine aapko bata diya
Amrita..aap yeh kaisi baatein kar rahe hain
main kyun aisa sochungi
aur phir woh bhi bhaag khadi hui
kya kya karna padta hai
boor ke chakkar mein
kayi din beet chuke the
ab tak chandni ka pati ghar wapas nahi aaya tha
woh police station pahunch gayi
uski khubsurti dekhke
police station mein khade saare mard use hi dekh rahe the
chandni ki khubsurti aisi thi
ki buddhe ka bhi lund khada ho jaaye
beshak khubsurti ki jeeti jaagti misaal thi chandni
inspector use dekhke hi uski khubsurti mein kho gaya
inspector..jee kahiye madam
kya kaam hai
chandni..sahab mere pati kayi din se ghar nahi laute hain
inspector..aap mere.cabin mein aaiye
inspector ne apne junior ko
ishaara kiya
chandni inspector ke sath cabin mein chali gayi
uske junior ne bahar se gate lock kar diya
inspector..ab bataiye kya baat hai
chandni..jee woh kuchh din pehle
mla ne mere pati ko uthwa liya tha
tabse woh ghar nahi laute hain
inspector.. achcha
yeh baat hai
chandni rote hue..meri madad kijiye
main is duniya mein akayli hoon
mera koi nahi hai
mere pati ke alawa
ab woh bechari chandni kaise sabko batati
ki uska pati uske liye bhagwan tha
uss bechari ko uske maa baap ne bech diya tha
zamindar ke hatho
zamindar ladkiya supply karta tha
zamindar.ne chandni ko sheher bhej Diya
kachchi kaliyo ki keemat 10 guna jyada hoti thi
us waqt rajan auto chalata tha
woh bhi anath tha
jis gaadi mein chandni baithi thi
us gaadi ka accident ho gaya
aur wahan se rajan gujar raha tha
usne sabko hospital pahuncha diya
tabhi chandni ne uska hath pakad liya
jab chandni ko hosh aaya
toh rajan wohin baitha hua tha
chandni ne rote hue sab kuchh bata diya
rajan ko pata tha
ki chandni ko nahi bacha sakta
agar usne Koshish bhi ki
toh jaan se hath dho baithega
lekin woh ek achcha insaan tha
bahut kam uske jaise hote hain
woh chandni ko leke dusre state chala aaya
aur phir chandni ke sath rehne laga
dheere dheere dono ke beech najdikiya badhne lagi
aur phir dono ne shaadi kar li
shaadi ke 5 saal baad mla ki najar rajan pe padi
aur phir mla ne rajan ko naukri pe rakh liya
inspector bas chandni ke jism ko apni aankho se chod raha tha
chandni bhi samajh gayi
chandni..is duniya se aur.ummid bhi kya ki jaa sakti hai
yeh bolke woh jaane lagi
lekin gate lock tha
inspector.. meri shaadi ho chuki hai
lekin phir bhi mujhe tumpe daya aarahi hai
ek kaam kyun nahi karti
apne pati ko bhool jaao
aur meri rakhel ban jaao
tumhein raani banake rakhkhunga
chandni..sahab mujhe yahan se jaane do
warna main chillaungi
inspector..shauk se cheekho
chandni cheekhne lagi
aur cheekhte cheekhte woh rone lagi
kyunki woh thak chuki thi
woh thak chuki thi
apni.kismat se ladte ladte
inspector.. agar nahi maanogi
toh tumhein kisi bhi case mein andar daal dunga
aur phir jail mein tumhare sath wohi hoga
jo main chahta hoon
usse achcha hai
sharafat se maan jaao
Chandni bas zameen pe baithke roti rahi
inspector chandni ki taraf badhne laga
chandni ne soch liya tha
ki woh kya karegi
jaise inspector uske paas pahunchega
woh uski gun leke apne aapko goli maar legi
aur phir jaise hi inspector uske paas pahuncha
tabhi inspector ki cheekh nikal gayi
chandni ko bahut bada jhatka laga
inspector ne mudke dekha
toh main uske saamne khada tha
aur jab woh muda toh chandni ne dekha
ki inspector ke chutad mein chaaku ghusa hua tha
inspector.. madarchod teri yeh himmat
main..abe boormaari ke
yeh sab harkat karna jauri hai
madarchod
sharam nahi aati
inspector ne apni gun nikaali
aur mujhe shoot kar diya
goli meri aankh mein ghus gayi
chandni ki cheekh nikal gayi
inspector ki phirse cheekh nikal gayi
Chandni ne sirf yeh dekha
ki inspector ne mujhpe goli chalayi
goli meri aankh mein ghusi
aur phir inspector ka hath uske kandhe se gayab ho gaya
inspector zameen pe pada cheekhta raha
main chandni ki taraf dekha
main use apna hath diya
usne mera hath pakda
aur phir main use leke cabin se bahar aaya
police waale mujhe dekhke chaunk gaye
main..jo mujhe tokega
main use thokega
sab apni jagah freeze ho gaye
ab main nahi chahta tha
ki woh bina soche samjhe mujhpe jhapte
aur main unhein pel doon
main chandni ko leke bahar aagaya
chandni..aap kaun hain
aur aap humesha mujhe bachane kyun aajate hain
main.. tumhara pati ab is duniya mein nahi raha
mla ke aadmiyon ne use maar diya
yeh sunke chandni cheekh cheekh ke rone lagi
aur phir woh behosh ho gayi
main ek aadmi se phone maanga
saala aana kaani kar raha tha
jo thappad maara use main
aur usse phone cheen liya
main ranga ko phone kiya
kuchh der baad ranga aagaya
ranga..boliye maalik
main..isko hospital leke jaa
aur dhyan rahe yeh meri.hai
agar ise kisi ne aankh uthake dekha
toh use maarunga nahi
uske saamne uske khandan ko chod daalunga
ranga jaanta tha ki main jo bol raha hoon
woh kar bhi sakta hoon
aur phir ranga chandni ko uthake le gaya
hospital
main wapas aagaya
apne sasural
sofe pe leta hua tha
tabhi kavya aagayi
Kavya..chaliye
aapka time khatam
chaliye ab room mein
yeh sunke main kavya ke sath room mein aagaya
aur room mein aate hi
main use chumne laga
usne mujhe dhakka de diya
Kavya..aur koi kaam nahi hai aapko
main..soch lo
12 bajne ke baad kuchh nahi karunga tumhare sath
kavya..aap paagal toh nahi hai
main..ek baar chodne do na
bada man kar raha hai
kavya sharma gayi
kavya..nahi
aur phir woh bhosdi mujhe koi book padhke uski story sunane lagi
thodi der baad humne khana khaya
sabke sath
room mein aake main so gaya
kavya jab room mein aayi
toh woh chaunk gayi
kyunki use pata tha main use bina pyar kiye nahi sounga
woh mere paas baith gayi
kavya man mein..maine toh is liye mana kiya tha
ki agar aapko karne deti
toh khadi bhi nahi ho paati
phir khana nahi khaa paati
sab kya sochte
tarah tarah ke sawal karte
Kavya..so gaye kya
main jawab nahi diya
Kavya..gussa chhodiye aur uth jaaiye
lekin main nahi utha
kavya mujhse lipatke so gayi
raat mein meetali aur amrita dono ka man kar raha tha
chudne ka
dono ne durjan ko rijhane ki koshis ki
lekin durjan ne kuchh nahi kiya
kyunki Durjan kuchh karna nahi chahta tha
aur woh dono durjan ko khulke bol nahi sakti
durjan purani soch waala insaan tha
dono is age mein talak de deta
wohin aanchal ka bhi bada man kar raha tha
aanchal ne bhi apne pati ko rijhane ki koshis ki
uske pati ne sirf 10 dhakke.maare
aur phir thanda pad gaya
aanchal man hi man apne pati ko gaaliya dene lagi....