Kia matlab bhaiUPDATE 5
main rani ke kareeb pahuncha
aur phir uski aankho mein dekhne laga
waise toh badi pyari thi woh
woh mujhe aise dekh rahi thi
jaise mujhe meri maa dekhti thi
meri maa mujhe jab bhi dekhti thi
unka chehre khil jaata tha
aur aaj rani bhi mujhe waise hi dekh rahi thi
main use apni baaho mein le liya
aur uske maathe ko chum liya
aur phir uski aankhein band hone lagi
bas yahi hua tha
present
rani..jawab Kyu nahi de rahe hain
main..haan meri maa haan
hoon main tera bf
rani..itne nakhre Kyu kar rahe the
aap ko toh meri koi chinta hi nahi hai
itni der se Aapka wait kar rahi thi
aur tabhi teen launde mere paas aagaye
ek kà naam tha santosh tha
baaki dono bhosdiwaale the
santosh..kaun hai yeh rani
tumhara bhai hai kya
rani..bhai hoga tumhara
mere toh yeh bf hain
yeh sunke santosh ki gand se dhuaan nikal gaya
ab baat aisi thi ki santosh ke pita ji
aur commissioner sahab ne
milke yeh tay kiya tha
ki rani aur santosh ki shaadi hogi
lekin rani ko santosh ek zara bhi achcha nahi lagta tha
ab nahi lagta tha
toh nahi lagta tha
Santosh..shayad tum bhool rahi ho
humari shaadi tay ho chuki ho
tum sirf meri ho
rani..din mein sapne dekhna achchi baat nahi hoti
Santosh.. dekho rani yeh sahi nahi hai
pura college jaanta hai
ki tum meri ho
rani..tumne hi bataya tha
maine thodi kuchh kaha tha
waise bhi dad mujhse keh chuke jain
ki shaadi tabhi hogi jab meri marzi hogi
samajh gaye
Santosh mujhe ghurne laga
main..ghoor kise raha hai madarchod
yahin patak ke maarunga
koi baap bachane nahi aayega
santosh..dekh kya raha ho
bulao laundo ko
aur phir dono bhosdiwaale phone lagane lage
kuchh hi der mein wahan kayi launde aagaye
ab santosh tha bhi students council ka president
santosh..is kutte ko tab tak maaro
jab tak yeh apne munh se yeh na bol de
ki main madarchod hai
rani ghabra gayi thi
itne laundo ko dekhke
waise toh main un sabki maiyya chod sakta tha
lekin goat kabhi ghulamo se nahi ladta
main..ek minute mujhe ek phone karna hai
lekin kahan bhosdiwaale maante hain
ek meri taraf badha mujhe maarne ke liye
main uska hath pakda
aur uchhal diya
sabki gaand fat gayi
kyunki woh launda jise main uchhala tha
woh asmaan mein itni door jaa chuka tha
ki un sabko nahi dikh raha tha
sabki maa ke sath behen bua chachi sab chud gayi thi
tabhi woh launda neeche aata dikhayi diya
aur bas main sahi time pe use pakad liya
warna aaj uski maa ki kokh ujad jaati
sab bhaag khade hue
yahan Tak ki santosh bhi
rani mujhe aankhein faade dekh rahi thi
main..tune kya mujhe doodhwala samjha tha
waise bulaya Kyu tha
rani..aap udd bhi sakte ho
main..pata nahi
kabhi koshish nahi ki
rani..theek hai bye
aur usne mere gaal pe kiss kar diya
badi ajeeb laundiya hai
main wapas aagaya
bhosdiwaaliyo ke paas
matlab ghar
Sangita ne apne bhai ko phone lagaya
aur uspe barasne lagi
Ravindra ne suna
aur phir phone kaat diya
yeh kehke
ki main tumhari madad nahi kar sakta
kareeb 4 baje dimple mummy ghar mein ghusi
main tv dekh raha tha
woh mujhe ignore karke jaa rahi thi
main..ek cup chai bana dijiye
ab mujhe pata tha
ki woh mujhe mana nahi karegi
aur chali gayi
tabhi sujata ne woh dekha
jise dekhne ke baad uski aankhein khuli ki khuli reh gayi
main dimple ki gaand ko.ghur ghur ke dekh raha tha
sujata gayi Sangita ke paas
aur use sab bata diya
Sangita..hai toh ek harami hi
jaisi maa waisa beta
Sujata..didi kuchh kijiye
mujhe bahut dar lag raha hai
sab usse darte hain
agar usne humare sath kuchh kar diya toh
dekha nahi kitna bada hai uska
Sangita..main sab soch liya hai
aaj raat khana
uski jindagi ka aakhri khaana hoga
pooja aur priya ghar ke andar ghusi
dono ko main dekhne laga
dono ne mujhe ghurke dekha
aur phir jaane lagi
main.. idhar aaiyo
dono mein se koi nahi aayi
main..jo na aaye woh bandariya
yeh sunte hi dono mere paas aagayi
pooja..bako
main..achcha tum dono ko ek joke sunana hai
sun lo phir chali jaana
pooja..sunao
main..haan toh ek baar ki baat hai
do Aurtein ek bus mein ghusi
ek hi seat khaali thi
dono jhagadne lagi
main baithungi
main baithungi
aurat 1 ne bola
le rand yeh seat apne bhosde mein daal le
aurat 2 boli
le bhosdi yeh poori bus apni gaand mein daal le
tabhi conductor bola
behen ji agar aapn seat inke bhosde mein daal dengi
aur yeh bus apni gaand mein daal lengi
toh main kya passenger ko apne lund pe bithaunga
dono ke kaan garam ho gaye
dono mujhe khaa jaane waalo najro se dekhne lagi
phir dono pair patakte hue chali gayi
dono ka gussa saatwe asmaan pe tha
aur main hansne lagi
dimple ne mujhe chai laake di
aur phir jaane lagi
pooja..dekha maine kaha tha na
ki is kutte ka khoon hi ganda hai
aisi baatein koi apni badi behen se karta hai
priya..waise didi yeh bhosdi ka matlab kya hota hai
pooja..gusse mein..mujhe kya pata
Priya..net pe search karke dekhti hoon
pooja..maar khaani hai tujhe
kuchh der baad neha apni behno ke sath ghar mein ghusi
teeno mujhe dekhi
aur jaane lagi
main..tum teeno jara idhar aana
meera nahi aarahi thi
chhoti hai na
isi liye jyada ziddi hai
neha.. boliye
main..tumhari baaki behno ka toh samajh aata hai
lekin tum teeno mujhse baat Kyu nahi kar rahi ho
neha.. kyunki mummy humein maarengi
main.. Kyu
neha..woh aapko pasand nahi karti
main..maine kaunsa uski
control
komal..aap kitna padhe ho
main..padha hi nahi
anpadh hoon
komal..main aapko padha dungi
meera..aap sachmein jail mein the
main..aur nahi toh kya
meera.. Kyu the aap jail mein
main.. tumhari maa ki wajah se
meera..aap bolenge
aur hum maan lenge
main... mujhe kaunsa tumhara certificate chahiye
tabhi sujata ki najar padi humpe
sujata..apne apne room mein jaao
teeno dar ke maare chali gayi
sujata mere paas aayi
Sujata..meri betiyo se door raho
main..doodh bahut bade bade hain tere
sujata bhosdi
yeh sunte hi woh bhaag gayi
kitna harami hai yeh kameena
seema aayi woh saali bhi mujhe bhaav nahi di
koi baat nahi sabko patak patak ke chodunga
raat mein sabne khana khaaya
aur mujhe puchha tak nahi
lekin phir Sangita bhosdi ek plate mein mere liye khana
aur doodh ka glass leke aayi
main..mere suhagrat manani hai kya
jo doodh leke aayi ho
Sangita..khaana hai khaao
warna mat khaao
yeh sunke main khaana khaaya
aur phir doodh pee liya
kuchh der baad seene mein khujli hone lagi
main so gaya
dono mujhe room mein se dekh rahi thi
sujata..kya lagta hai didi
mara ki nahi
Sangita..mar hi gaya hoga
jaake check kar
Sujata..nahi didi main nahi jaaungi
mujhe usse dar lagta hai
Sangita..kis baat ka dar
woh humara kya bigaad lega
sujata..didi agar bhaiya isse itna darte hain
iska matlab yeh hai
ki humein savdhan rehna chahiye
Sangita..tu ruk main jaati hoon
ab main sofe pe hi soya hua tha
tabhi Sangita mere paas aayi
aur mujhe hila ke dekhne lagi
lekin main nahi hila
Sangita ne sujata ko apne paas aane ka ishaara kiya
sujata aayi sangita ke paas
Sangita..ab humein iski laash ko thikane lagana hai
dono ne mujhe uthaya
jaise taise aur mujhe gaadi ki dikki mein daala
aur phir pahadi pe leke pahunchi
uske baad dono ne mujhe dikki se nikaala
aur phir pahadi se neeche mujhe fenk diya
the end...
Super updated broUPDATE 5
main rani ke kareeb pahuncha
aur phir uski aankho mein dekhne laga
waise toh badi pyari thi woh
woh mujhe aise dekh rahi thi
jaise mujhe meri maa dekhti thi
meri maa mujhe jab bhi dekhti thi
unka chehre khil jaata tha
aur aaj rani bhi mujhe waise hi dekh rahi thi
main use apni baaho mein le liya
aur uske maathe ko chum liya
aur phir uski aankhein band hone lagi
bas yahi hua tha
present
rani..jawab Kyu nahi de rahe hain
main..haan meri maa haan
hoon main tera bf
rani..itne nakhre Kyu kar rahe the
aap ko toh meri koi chinta hi nahi hai
itni der se Aapka wait kar rahi thi
aur tabhi teen launde mere paas aagaye
ek kà naam tha santosh tha
baaki dono bhosdiwaale the
santosh..kaun hai yeh rani
tumhara bhai hai kya
rani..bhai hoga tumhara
mere toh yeh bf hain
yeh sunke santosh ki gand se dhuaan nikal gaya
ab baat aisi thi ki santosh ke pita ji
aur commissioner sahab ne
milke yeh tay kiya tha
ki rani aur santosh ki shaadi hogi
lekin rani ko santosh ek zara bhi achcha nahi lagta tha
ab nahi lagta tha
toh nahi lagta tha
Santosh..shayad tum bhool rahi ho
humari shaadi tay ho chuki ho
tum sirf meri ho
rani..din mein sapne dekhna achchi baat nahi hoti
Santosh.. dekho rani yeh sahi nahi hai
pura college jaanta hai
ki tum meri ho
rani..tumne hi bataya tha
maine thodi kuchh kaha tha
waise bhi dad mujhse keh chuke jain
ki shaadi tabhi hogi jab meri marzi hogi
samajh gaye
Santosh mujhe ghurne laga
main..ghoor kise raha hai madarchod
yahin patak ke maarunga
koi baap bachane nahi aayega
santosh..dekh kya raha ho
bulao laundo ko
aur phir dono bhosdiwaale phone lagane lage
kuchh hi der mein wahan kayi launde aagaye
ab santosh tha bhi students council ka president
santosh..is kutte ko tab tak maaro
jab tak yeh apne munh se yeh na bol de
ki main madarchod hai
rani ghabra gayi thi
itne laundo ko dekhke
waise toh main un sabki maiyya chod sakta tha
lekin goat kabhi ghulamo se nahi ladta
main..ek minute mujhe ek phone karna hai
lekin kahan bhosdiwaale maante hain
ek meri taraf badha mujhe maarne ke liye
main uska hath pakda
aur uchhal diya
sabki gaand fat gayi
kyunki woh launda jise main uchhala tha
woh asmaan mein itni door jaa chuka tha
ki un sabko nahi dikh raha tha
sabki maa ke sath behen bua chachi sab chud gayi thi
tabhi woh launda neeche aata dikhayi diya
aur bas main sahi time pe use pakad liya
warna aaj uski maa ki kokh ujad jaati
sab bhaag khade hue
yahan Tak ki santosh bhi
rani mujhe aankhein faade dekh rahi thi
main..tune kya mujhe doodhwala samjha tha
waise bulaya Kyu tha
rani..aap udd bhi sakte ho
main..pata nahi
kabhi koshish nahi ki
rani..theek hai bye
aur usne mere gaal pe kiss kar diya
badi ajeeb laundiya hai
main wapas aagaya
bhosdiwaaliyo ke paas
matlab ghar
Sangita ne apne bhai ko phone lagaya
aur uspe barasne lagi
Ravindra ne suna
aur phir phone kaat diya
yeh kehke
ki main tumhari madad nahi kar sakta
kareeb 4 baje dimple mummy ghar mein ghusi
main tv dekh raha tha
woh mujhe ignore karke jaa rahi thi
main..ek cup chai bana dijiye
ab mujhe pata tha
ki woh mujhe mana nahi karegi
aur chali gayi
tabhi sujata ne woh dekha
jise dekhne ke baad uski aankhein khuli ki khuli reh gayi
main dimple ki gaand ko.ghur ghur ke dekh raha tha
sujata gayi Sangita ke paas
aur use sab bata diya
Sangita..hai toh ek harami hi
jaisi maa waisa beta
Sujata..didi kuchh kijiye
mujhe bahut dar lag raha hai
sab usse darte hain
agar usne humare sath kuchh kar diya toh
dekha nahi kitna bada hai uska
Sangita..main sab soch liya hai
aaj raat khana
uski jindagi ka aakhri khaana hoga
pooja aur priya ghar ke andar ghusi
dono ko main dekhne laga
dono ne mujhe ghurke dekha
aur phir jaane lagi
main.. idhar aaiyo
dono mein se koi nahi aayi
main..jo na aaye woh bandariya
yeh sunte hi dono mere paas aagayi
pooja..bako
main..achcha tum dono ko ek joke sunana hai
sun lo phir chali jaana
pooja..sunao
main..haan toh ek baar ki baat hai
do Aurtein ek bus mein ghusi
ek hi seat khaali thi
dono jhagadne lagi
main baithungi
main baithungi
aurat 1 ne bola
le rand yeh seat apne bhosde mein daal le
aurat 2 boli
le bhosdi yeh poori bus apni gaand mein daal le
tabhi conductor bola
behen ji agar aapn seat inke bhosde mein daal dengi
aur yeh bus apni gaand mein daal lengi
toh main kya passenger ko apne lund pe bithaunga
dono ke kaan garam ho gaye
dono mujhe khaa jaane waalo najro se dekhne lagi
phir dono pair patakte hue chali gayi
dono ka gussa saatwe asmaan pe tha
aur main hansne lagi
dimple ne mujhe chai laake di
aur phir jaane lagi
pooja..dekha maine kaha tha na
ki is kutte ka khoon hi ganda hai
aisi baatein koi apni badi behen se karta hai
priya..waise didi yeh bhosdi ka matlab kya hota hai
pooja..gusse mein..mujhe kya pata
Priya..net pe search karke dekhti hoon
pooja..maar khaani hai tujhe
kuchh der baad neha apni behno ke sath ghar mein ghusi
teeno mujhe dekhi
aur jaane lagi
main..tum teeno jara idhar aana
meera nahi aarahi thi
chhoti hai na
isi liye jyada ziddi hai
neha.. boliye
main..tumhari baaki behno ka toh samajh aata hai
lekin tum teeno mujhse baat Kyu nahi kar rahi ho
neha.. kyunki mummy humein maarengi
main.. Kyu
neha..woh aapko pasand nahi karti
main..maine kaunsa uski
control
komal..aap kitna padhe ho
main..padha hi nahi
anpadh hoon
komal..main aapko padha dungi
meera..aap sachmein jail mein the
main..aur nahi toh kya
meera.. Kyu the aap jail mein
main.. tumhari maa ki wajah se
meera..aap bolenge
aur hum maan lenge
main... mujhe kaunsa tumhara certificate chahiye
tabhi sujata ki najar padi humpe
sujata..apne apne room mein jaao
teeno dar ke maare chali gayi
sujata mere paas aayi
Sujata..meri betiyo se door raho
main..doodh bahut bade bade hain tere
sujata bhosdi
yeh sunte hi woh bhaag gayi
kitna harami hai yeh kameena
seema aayi woh saali bhi mujhe bhaav nahi di
koi baat nahi sabko patak patak ke chodunga
raat mein sabne khana khaaya
aur mujhe puchha tak nahi
lekin phir Sangita bhosdi ek plate mein mere liye khana
aur doodh ka glass leke aayi
main..mere suhagrat manani hai kya
jo doodh leke aayi ho
Sangita..khaana hai khaao
warna mat khaao
yeh sunke main khaana khaaya
aur phir doodh pee liya
kuchh der baad seene mein khujli hone lagi
main so gaya
dono mujhe room mein se dekh rahi thi
sujata..kya lagta hai didi
mara ki nahi
Sangita..mar hi gaya hoga
jaake check kar
Sujata..nahi didi main nahi jaaungi
mujhe usse dar lagta hai
Sangita..kis baat ka dar
woh humara kya bigaad lega
sujata..didi agar bhaiya isse itna darte hain
iska matlab yeh hai
ki humein savdhan rehna chahiye
Sangita..tu ruk main jaati hoon
ab main sofe pe hi soya hua tha
tabhi Sangita mere paas aayi
aur mujhe hila ke dekhne lagi
lekin main nahi hila
Sangita ne sujata ko apne paas aane ka ishaara kiya
sujata aayi sangita ke paas
Sangita..ab humein iski laash ko thikane lagana hai
dono ne mujhe uthaya
jaise taise aur mujhe gaadi ki dikki mein daala
aur phir pahadi pe leke pahunchi
uske baad dono ne mujhe dikki se nikaala
aur phir pahadi se neeche mujhe fenk diya
the end...
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