Thriller GaLaTH...(THE WRONG THAT MADE EVERYTHING RIGHT)

[Naik]

AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF JUNAID HUSSAIN VERONICA KE BAARE ME GALATH BOLNE KE KAARAN DONO GUARDS KO PEETNE KE BAAD DHAMKI DETE HAIN,DUSRI TARAF VERONICA AUR HARISH KI CLOSENESS KAAFI BADH GAYI HAI WAHIN TEESRI TARAF ROHAN NE BHI SAM AUR USKE FRIEND'S KE LIYE KOI PLAN BANAYA HUA HAI.

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


MEGA UPDATE-32

DATE-2ND OCTOBER


CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-B.O.B





BEEP...BEEP....BEEP....BEEP....



AB ITNA HOT BHI NAA DIKHO KI KAAM ME DIL LAGE HI NAA...


apne cabin me baithi amount structural chart ko dekh analyse kar rahi VERONICA ke mobile ka msg tone ghanghana utha jisse jab open kiya usne toh HARISH ke is text ko padh muskurayi woh..

waise toh aaj GANDHI JAYANTI hai, matlab public holiday...par jo teen gigantic projects abhi abhi national level par paas hue the,unka first month review chaalu tha..

constant payment monitering,drafts dispatchment analogs aur sabse important loan accounts ke digital display system ke charts bana government ke financial body ko har din bhejna pad raha tha sabhi banks ke employees ko...

yahi wajah thi ki september second weak se lekar october ke second weak ke end tak kisi bhi prakaar ke public holiday ko bank employees ke liye rule off kar diya gaya tha..

isiliye hi bank ka main shutter down kar andar sabhi employees apna kaam kar rahe the...

siway hamare HARISH babu ke jinke velle hone ke baawjud filhal paanchon ungliyan ghee me thi...

teeno hi plans ka shray milne ki wajah se next month state officer ki post mil jaane waali thi usse...

par most importantly, VERONICA jiske saath kuch din pehle restaurant me hui harkat ki wajah se nazdiki aur badh chuki thi uski...

ab lagatar text karte the woh dono jisme normally flirting hi hoti thi..

aur yahi kaam ab bhi jaari tha....


VERONICA-kaam me dil nahi dimag lagaya jaata hai jo i hope ki sahi salamat hai tumhara...


apni taraf se is text ko aage badha diya tha VERONICA ne jiska jawab 20 second ke andar hi aa chuka tha..


HARISH-dil dimag sab ek chehre ke aage bebas ho chuka hai...

batao,khabar bhi naa hai us surat ko ke kitna khatarnaak hai uske didaar ka asar...

ab fariyaad karen bhi toh karen kisse...!!!hamara toh taklif bhi ussi chehre se hai aur ilaaj bhi ussi mukhde se...

VERONICA-kya baat hai...!!!aaj toh tumhara flirt shayarana ho gaya hai...

HARISH-ab kya hi haal batayen aapko apna...khair, woh sab chhoden aur ye batayen ki us din restuarant me aapke bole "PHIR KABHI"ka waqt kab aayega...

VERONICA-hahaha...itna besabr hona bhi sahi nahi...

HARISH-besabr...!!! madam hafta guzar gaya us din ko..aur kitna sabr..

ab yaa toh aap us KABHI ko ABHI bana dijiye yaa phir hamari jaan hi le lijiye...

ab ye jeena bhi kya koi jeena hai jisme itne kareeb hokar bhi door door hain hum..

tumhe theek se mehsoos bhi nahi kar paa raha mai...kuch toh rehem karen apne deewane par..


aakhir me rone waale emoji ke saath text bhej diya HARISH ne par jab msg recieved dikhaane ke kuch der baad bhi koi jawab nahi aaya VERONICA ki taraf se toh man hi man halka nervous ho gaya HARISH...


HARISH-saali naraaz toh nahi ho gayi...shit...le dekar toh itne kareeb aayi hai,kahin kuch GALATH naa ho jaaye...

ek kaam karta hun..jaakar sorry hi bol deta hun...

BEEP BEEP....

apne chair se uthne hi waala tha HARISH ki tabhi msg flash hua uske mobile par...


VERONICA-aaj raat..8 baje..mere ghar... don't be late...

world cup ya gold medal jeetne ki jo khushi hoti hai,msg padhkar wahi khushi dikhne lagi thi HARISH ke face par jiske baad ek aur second bhi rook naa paaya woh..

turant apni cabin se nikal VERONICA ke cabin ki taraf badh chuka tha woh...


VERONICA-relax...bank me hain hum...


VERONICA ke cabin ki kaanch waale door ko khol uske paas tezi se aane laga tha HARISH par VERONICA ki baat sun turant rook gaya woh..

transparent thi ye cabin jiska excitement ke kaaran dhyan nahi aaya tha HARISH ko..


HARISH-pakka....

VERONICA-nahi kaccha..par 8 baje tak pak jaayega...


HARISH ko toh yakin hi nahi ho raha tha ki jis plan ke tahat yahan aaya tha woh aur VERONICA ki jis khubsoorati ko peene ki soch ab tak anginat baar muthiya maar chuka tha woh,uska woh sapna aaj raat pura hone waala hai..

khushi uske face par saaf dekhi jaa sakti thi par tabhi ghuma uske face par "SANVY" ka chehra aur aisa hote hi upar se uska chehra aur underwear ke andar ufaan maar raha uska louda ek saath apne tevar badal chuke the...


HARISH-ghar par toh tumhara beta SANVY bhi..

VERONICA-hoga naa..woh bhi tumse dobara milkar bohot khush hoga...

HARISH-oh.. ofcourse...

HAHAHAHA...


chudi hui kutiya jaisi shakal ho gayi thi HARISH ki jisse dekh has padi VERONICA aur...


VERONICA-apne friend's ke saath plan hai aaj SANVY ka.. isiliye hi toh bola maine "AAJ"..


par agar milna hai SANVY se toh bol dungi usse mai... apna plan cancel kar dega woh...


HARISH-nahi nahi...i mean abhi toh umar hai uske ghumne phirne ki...mat rokna usse...

ok then..i will see you at 8..sharp...


ye bol VERONICA ke smiling face ko dekhne ke beech apni be-intehan khushi ko face me dikhne se rokne ki naamumkin koshish karte hue palath gaya HARISH...

apne cabin ki taraf badhte HARISH ke kaano me VERONICA ka kaha woh ek shabd abhi bhi gunj raha tha...

"AAJ".. VERONICA ka khudse is shabd ko kehna jannat jaisi feeling dene laga tha HARISH ko...

VERONICA ke ras ko peene ke khwab ko dekhne ke beech ye khushkhabari dene ke liye is plan ki jadh,neev DEVANG MALHOTRA ko call laga chuka tha HARISH....





PLACE-36TH MALL





HEY WHAT'S UP...???KYA BAAT HAI,ITNI URGENTLY BULAYA MUJHE...!!!!


mall ke 5th aur aakhri floor par bane bowling alley jiska naam "STRIKING POINT" tha,wahan pahunchte hi saamne lounge me baithi KHANAK se puchi thi maine ye baat...

12 baje,bowling ka plan bana tha hum sabka aaj par KHANAK ne mujhe ghar par phone kar aadha ghanta pehle hi bula liya tha...

akele aane ko kaha tha mujhe usne isiliye sawal mera laazmi tha...


KHANAK-actually mujhe bowling nahi aati...

MAI-toh..!!!

KHANAK-what toh...!!! BOWLING hamare group me sabko aati hai siway mere..

ab jab sab aayenge toh sidhe groups bana khelne lag jaayenge..

par mai kaise participate karungi jab basics bhi clear nahi hain mere...

embarrassing hoga naa isiliye tumhe half and hour pehle hi bula liya taaki kuch guidence le sakun...!!!

MAI-mujhse...!!!dont you think sikhne ke liye SAM would have been a better option...


meri baat sun meri aankhon me jhaankte hue sir shake kiya KHANAK ne aur...


KHANAK-NAISHA ne bataya mujhe ki you are good in bowling..

waise tumhe sikhane me problem hai kya...!!!

MAI-mujhe kya problem hogi..chalo...

hang hon,pay kar leta hun pehle...!!!

KHANAK-zaroorat nahi hai..do game ka kar chuki hun mai..aur pata hai,bas ye hour hi free hai sabke liye..uske baad ke 2 hours SAM pehle hi book kar chuka hai..

MAI-woh chaahe toh pura din bhi book kar sakta hai...ye mall uski mom ka hai...

KHANAK-really..i didn't know that...

MAI-waise kya pehle kabhi bowling nahi ki hai tumne...!!!


alley area me enter kar chuke the hum jiske baad bowl hold se ek ten pin standard ball nikaal usse halka halka juggle karte hue pucha tha maine apna sawal jispar....


KHANAK-kisi ko bataoge toh nahi...!!!

MAI-bomb ki location dene waali ho kya jo itna secretive sound kar rahi ho...

just spill it out...

KHANAK-2 saal pehle ek baar try kiya tha.woh jo dusri mall hai naa,wahan par..

lekin bowl drop karte karte disbalanced ho gayi aur wahin bowling floor par gir gayi...

HAHAHAHA...


KHANAK ki baat par has pada mai jispar ghurne lagi woh mujhe..


MAI-pejhle toh usse floor nahi LANE kehte hain.. friction normal floors ke mukaable zyada hota hai yahan isiliye ho jaata hai waisa kabhi kabhar..

KHANAK-jo pehle hi pata hai mujhe,wahi bas repeat karo tum...

20 minutes bache hain bas sabke aane me... kamsekam basics toh clear kar do tab tak..

MAI-itne time me basics hi clear honge bas..

alright, simple hai..ye jo ball pakdi hai maine,isse 10 pin standard ball bolte hain..

normally bowling issi se ki jaati hai...dekho isme teen holes bane hain..

jo do saath waale hain, middle aur ring finger jaata hai inme aur jo ye saamne alag hole hai,isme thumb...

aur ye jo holds me do alag alag types ke balls dekh rahi hi,ye hain candle pins aur duck pins ball..

jab perfect angles me alag alag ho chuke PINS ko girana hota hai tab use me aate hain ye dono balls...

equipments ke basic bas itna hi hai..

ab aate hain tumhare first attempt me girne waali baat par...


meri baat par phirse ghura mujhe KHANAK ne jispar...


MAI-arre arre mazak udaane ke liye nahi kaha maine ye..

bowling karne ka sahi tarika batane ke liye woh example liya maine..

dekho, kuch aisa try kiya hoga tumne..


lane ki taraf halke tezi se badh ball drop karne ka action karte hue kahi thi ye baat maine jisse dekh KHANAK ki aankhein halki badi ho gayi aur..


KHANAK-arre..how did you know..???exactly aisa hi kiya tha maine...

MAI-rocket size thodi na hai.. normally amateurs first time aise hi bowl karte hain aur kyunki lane ka friction zyada hota hai upar se bowl ki weight bhi toh pair slip ho hi jaata hai...

idhar aao aur dekho dhyan se..


lane ki line se thoda piche haththe hue kahi thi ye baat maine jispar KHANAK dhyan se dekhne lagi mujhe...


MAI-firstly,ring aur middle finger holes me half se zyada dug in karna hai aur thumb one fourth but strongly..

kyunki throw under arm hota hai isiliye hatheli neeche point karte waqt bilkul straight honi chahiye...

jitna hatheli tilt karogi,utna throw lane me jaane ke bajaye ball gutter ke taraf ghumegi...

ek baar wrist position sahi ho gayi toh one two one ki count me halka,zyada nahi halka speed lete hue aage badhna hai aur jab throw karne ka time aaye tab left pair aur right haath ek swing me aage aane chahiye...

aise...

DROOOO...


detailing dete hue demo bhi de raha tha mai..

aage badh bowl throw kar diya tha maine jo tezi se aage badhti chali gayi aur..

DHADDHHHH..

perfect 300...

clap,clap clap...

KHANAK-wow, awesome....


pure 10 pins neeche gir chuke the jisse dekh impress hote hue KHANAK mere paas aa chuki thi...


KHANAK-mai toh aise hi dar rahi thi..ye toh bada asaan hai...

MAI-really..ok then.try...

KHANAK-sure..


ek aur bowl nikaal usse pakda diya tha maine jiske baad jaisa maine bataya tha,sab waisa hi kiya KHANAK ne..

bina floor me fisle lane me bowl straight dribble kar di thi usne jo lagbhag apni aadhi doori tay karne tak sidhi hi rahi thi....

par phir disha badalti chali gayi bowl ki aur pins tak pahunchne se kuch metres pehle hi woh gutter me utar gayi...


KHANAK-shit...

MAI-hahaha..

KHANAK-whats so funny..

MAI-your over confidence...


dekhne se jo chiz jeetni asaan lagti hai,asal me hota hai nahi waise...

practical detailing bohot zaroori hoti hai...

MAI-guru mantra hai..yaad kar lo,zindagi sudhar jaayegi...

KHANAK-ok gurudev..par kripaya apni is chaatra ka maargdarshan kijiye..


naatakiya tarike se haath jodte hue kahi thi ye baat KHANAK ne jispar muskuraya mai bhi aur ek nayi bowl slot se lete hue...


MAI-jadli sikhna hai toh saath me karna hoga phir..

KHANAK-paas aane ka acha bahana hai...

MAI-bahane ki zaroorat hai mujhe..!!!


bowl ko juggle kar KHANAK ke ekdum kareeb aate hue kahi thi ye baat main jispar halki sharm aur muskurahat ke saath mujhe dekhne lagi thi woh....


YE DIN DAHADE SARE AAM HO KYA RAHA HAI YAHAN...!!!


NITS ki awaaz thi ye jo baaki sabke saath bowling alley ke just bahar khada hum dono ko ghur raha tha...

uski awaaz sun aur phir sabko dekh jo hum dono ko hi ghur rahe the,jahan ek taraf KHANAK halki hadbada gayi wahin mai normal hi raha aur....


MAI-wahi ho raha hai jo alley me hona chahiye...we were bowling man...

NITS-acha..!!!!lane toh saamne hai...aur tum dono toh ek dusre ko dekh rahe the...

MAI-bowl fekne ke angles bata raha tha isse mai...

EKPREET-beta bowl ka toh pata nahi par fek zaroor raha hai tu..

par lapet naa rahe hum..batao sach sach.. setting wetting toh nahi ho gayi tum dono ki woh bhi bina humare knowledge ke...

NAISHA-eww.. setting.!!!!what a down marketi word...

NITS-market baad me decide karenge,pehle jawab de be..

MAI-de toh diya..you guys don't believe me...!!!!

SAB-no....

MAI-then see for yourself..ready KHANAK..

KHANAK-ready..for what...????


mere yun achanak bolne se hadbada gayi thi KHANAK par uski ye hadbadahat agle hi pal aur badh chuki thi...

REASON...

apni baat bol mai turant harkat me aaya tha jiske agle hi pal meri body badi tezi se ghumte hue KHANAK ke piche pahunch chuki thi..

sati hui thi hum dono ki body jiske turant baad apne left hand se KHANAK ke waist ko pakad alley ki taraf ghum chuka tha mai..

apne upper body ko aage pressure diya tha maine jiski wajah se KHANAK bhi aage jhukti chali gayi..

mera right hand KHANAK ke hand se hote hui thoda aur neeche hua aur aisa hote hi...

DROOOO...

bowl lane me fek di thi maine..par piche se dekh rahe mere sabhi doston ko aisa hi laga tha ki maine aur KHANAK ne saath bowl feki thi...

DHADHHHH...

perfect 300..

ek baar phir saare pins neeche gir chuke the aur saath hi saath mere sabhi friends including KHANAK,sabke mooh khul chuke the...

haath ko jhatka dete hue palta mai sabki taraf aur....


MAI-hence proved....




PLACE-SANEEL'S RESIDENCE




DING DONG.....


baalon me mehengi boiayurveda non sticky gel lagaye,white printed shirt joki gehri khaakhi rang ke trousers me tuck in thi,uske upar duma dolby ki black blazer daale jiske bahar aur andar black saffron ki men's perfume perfect maatra me chidki hui thi, sharp 8 baje SANEEL'S RESIDENCE ke entrance door ke bahar khada tha HARISH KHATRI...

bilkul on time tha woh aur hota bhi kyun naa..ghar ke andar woh jism jo moujud tha jisse aaj haasil karne ki chaah hi usse DEHRADUN laaye hui thi...

aaj VERONICA ke saath shaaririk sukh bhogte hi jo vittiya vridhi milne waali thi usse, double charge hua pada tha HARISH us pal ki soch se..


KHATTT..


bell baje kuch pal hi beete the abhi ki door unlock hone ki awaaz sun aankhein chamakne lagi thi HARISH ki lekin jaise hi woh door pura open hua,us chamak ko sammohan me tabdil hone me ek pal bhi nahi laga tha..

har waqt saari aur dheele suits me rehne waali VERONICA is waqt ek sleeveless chust kurti aur jeans me saamne thi uske jisme uske sharir ka har kataav aise khul kar saamne aa raha tha ki kapdon ke andar hone ke baawjud bas dekh bhar kar har naapne waali chiz ka size jaancha jaa sakta tha...

baal geele the aur khule hue bhi jo lagbhagh kamar tak jaa rahe the VERONICA ke aur chehra bin shringar ke bhi aise damak raha tha maano chaand ki roshni suraj se nahi balki issi rukhsaar ke aadhin ho...

HARISH khud bhi acha khaasa handsome tha..issi quality ke liye hi toh DEVANG ne chuna tha usse is kaam ke liye..

aur abhi puri tarah ready hone ke baad uska charm thoda extra badh bhi gaya tha lekin VERONICA naam ki is jeeti jaagti TAJMAHAL ke aage apne charm par hi doubt hone laga tha HARISH ko...


VERONICA-tv laga dun...!!!

HARISH-excuse me...!!!


VERONICA ke is out of the context sawal se apne sammhon se jaise achanak hi bahar aaya tha HARISH..


VERONICA-tv...ab agar yahi khade rehne ka iraada hai toh time paas ke liye kuch toh lagega naa...

HARISH-dil lage rahe,uske liye tumhara ye chehra hi kaafi hai..

tum saamne ho toh kisi aur chiz ki talab naamumkin hai..

you are looking very beautiful VERONICA.. here, flowers for a flower and wine taaki mere behekne ka kaaran sirf tum hi naa bano...


ek haath me pakde rose ke bukey aur dusre me thaame wine ki bottle ko aage karte hue di thi ye compliment HARISH ne jisse thanks kehte hue le liya VERONICA ne..


VERONICA-come...



wapas palat aage badh chuki thi VERONICA jiske baad usse ya phir ye kahun ki uske back ko nihaarte hue apna pehla kadam rakha HARISH ne SANEEL'S RESIDENCE ke andar...

par aisa hote hi SANVY ka face jaise achanak hi click hua tha uske zehen ne isiliye...


HARISH-waise SANVEER chala gaya apne friends ke saath..!!!

VERONICA- nahi..hai abhi apne room me..rooko,bulati hun..

HAHAHAHAHA...


bukey ek table par rakh palathe hue kahi thi ye baat VERONICA ne par jab HARISH ka reaction jo kisi mare hue suar ki tarah ho gaya tha,dekha usne toh has padi woh...


VERONICA-mazaak kar rahi thi...woh toh aadha ghante pehle hi jaa chuka hai...waise ek baat batao, morning bhi SANVY ke naam se hadbadaye the tum aur abhi bhi...!!!

darte ho kya mere bete se...???

HARISH-are you kidding me..!!!usse kyun darun bhala mai...

baccha hi toh hai...!!!

VERONICA-woh bhi tehzeeb se bharpoor...yaad hai last time tumhare liye tumhari car ka gate khud khola tha usne.

aaj hota toh is baar bhi waisa hi karta...

HARISH-aakhir beta jo aapka hai...asar toh hoga hi...

VERONICA-waise agar bas yahin gallery me hi rehna hai toh should i bring a chair...


baat karte hue hall se pehle bane gallery me hi khada ho gaya tha HARISH aur dhyan uska bhi is taraf nahi gaya tha par ab jab VERONICA ne is par mazak kiya toh has pada woh aur...


HARISH-ab aapka ghar hai..jahan chaahen,wahan baitha dijiye... ab bhale woh idhar gallery me ho ya phir aapke bedroom me...

VERONICA-iraade nek nahi lagte janab ke...filhal toh tashrif hall me hi rakh lijiye,baaki baad me dekhte hain...


halka blush karne ke beech palat aage badh chuki thi VERONICA aur ye dekh man hi man balliyan ucchalne laga tha HARISH...

SANVY ke naa hone ki khabar sun confidence wapas aa chuka tha uska aur ab woh VERONICA ke jism ko mehsoos karne me deri nahi karna chahta tha...

par ekdum se toh jhapat sakta tha nahi VERONICA par isiliye jazbaat aur lund, dono ko kaabu me kar hall ki taraf rukh kar liye usne...


HARISH-wow..nice place...


hall me kadam rakhte hi wahan ke saaj sajja ko dekh taarif ki thi HARISH ne jispar..


VERONICA-make yourself comfortable...laao,mai jacket rakh deti hun...waise wine abhi piyoge yaa dinner ke waqt...

HARISH-arre mai khud kar lunga..

rahi baat wine ki toh jab bhi sahi lage tumhe...iltaja itni si hai ki pilaaye bas aap apne haathon se...


HARISH ki baat par bas muskurate hue kitchen ki taraf badh chuki thi VERONICA...

wahin apni jacket ko khol paas ke stand me usse latka di thi HARISH ne par aisa karte waqt jacket ke deep pocket ko check karna nahi bhula tha woh...

REASON...

shirt ke button se bas thoda bada ek mini hidden spy FHD camara tha us jacket me with a 4k 1080p resolution..

wifi oriented tha tha woh camara jiska connection HARISH ne pehle hi apne mobile se connect kiya hua tha..

apne nek iraado ko us camara me jisse detect karna bohot zyada mushkil tha,kaid kar DEVANG MALHOTRA ko dene ka plan tha uska..

anyways,us camara ko check karne ke baad palta HARISH aur sofe par baith gaya par aisa karte hua kuch aisa dekha usne jisse uski gaand sofe par tikne se pehle hi jal uthi thi...

SANEEL AHARYA ki picture..woh badi si picture jo diwaar me tang is hall ki shobha aur badha rahi thi...

us jeevant tasvir ko aur usme dikhne waale aakarshak vyakti ko dekh ek pal me hi HARISH khud ko chota aur sadharan mehsoos karne se rok nahi paaya tha...

lambe choude sharir aur suraj ki tarah damakte SANEEL ke face ko dekh HARISH ke man ke kisi bhaag ne uske dimag ko ye sandesh bhej diya tha ki is dharti par VERONICA naam ki chandni ka agar koi chaand ho sakta tha toh woh bas is tasvir ko amar karta vyakti hi tha...

ek nirjeev aur goongi tasvir bhi kisi ka aatmvishwas hila sakti hai, HARISH ke man ki haalath is baat ka pramaan tha..


VERONICA-that's my husband...SANEEL...


haathon me do glass liye jo wine se 50 pratishat bhare the,khadi thi VERONICA jiski awaaz sun jaise SANEEL ki tasvir se mile trance se bahar aaya HARISH..


HARISH-thanks...


VERONICA ke haath se muskurakar ek glass lete hue kahi thi ye baat HARISH ne par ye muskurahat us jalan ka mukhouta tha,jo SANEEL ki tasveer dekh mehsoos kar raha tha HARISH...

wahin apne glass ko hold kar HARISH ke saamne waale sofa chair par baith gayi VERONICA...


HARISH-waise kaafi achi personality thi tumhare husband ki...

VERONICA-hmm... thanks... kuch khaaoge...!!!

HARISH-jo maanguga milega...


ek seduction ke saath VERONICA ko dekhte hue kahi thi ye baat HARISH ne is soch se ki hamesha ki tarah sharma jaayegi VERONICA jisse uski haan samajh usse apne aagosh me kheench lega woh,par jo hua uski kalpana nahi ki thi HARISH ne...

wine ki ek sip lene ke baad usse side me rakh uthi VERONICA aur aage badh cross leg kar sidhe HARISH ke godh me baith gayi woh...

ispar pehle toh hadbadaya HARISH lekin phir man ka laddu gubaara bankar futne laga tha uske...

apna wine glass bhi side me rakh VERONICA ko dabochne ke liye apne dono haath uske ird gird lapetne hi laga tha woh par tabhi uske haathon ko apne haathon ke giraft me lekar unhe jakadte hue neeche rakh diya VERONICA ne aur HARISH ke face ke kareeb apne face ko le jaa apni nasheeli aankhon se dekhne lagi woh usse..

wahin HARISH toh VERONICA ki body se aa rahi khushbu se hi hypnotize state me chala gaya tha.


VERONICA-flirt karne tak ka safar tumhara tha...uske aage ka raasta mai tay karungi...

HARISH-jaisa husn-e-mallika chaahen..waise bhi paani sharir par gire yaa sharir paani ko lage, bheegna toh sharir ko hi hai..


bas ek sip li thi ab tak HARISH ne wine ki par awaaz me uske madhoshi aisi thi maano puri bottle gatak chuka ho woh...

HARISH ki baaton ke dauran VERONICA uske labon ki taraf badh gayi thi aur hone waale chumban ko puri tarah mehsoos karne ke liye HARISH ki aankhein apne aap band ho chuki thi...


VERONICA-NEETA....kaisi thi woh...!!!

HARISH-what...!!!


aadhe inch ke faasle par roka tha apne labon ko VERONICA ne aur pucha ye ajeeb sa sawal jispar turant apni kholi aankhein HARISH ne...


VERONICA-kaisi thi tumhari wife..did you love her...!!!

HARISH-ye kaisa sawal hai.. ofcourse i loved her...par abhi ye sawal kyun..???

VERONICA-aise hi..acha ye batao ki agar zinda hoti woh toh kya tab bhi mere kareeb aate tum...!!!???

HARISH-kabhi nahi...


loyalty level check kar rahi thi VERONICA,yahi thought aaya HARISH ke dimag me..

shayad jaanchna chah rahi thi uska character woh jisse manipulate karne me toh maahir tha hi HARISH isiliye face par fake confidence laate hue mana kiya tha usne..


VERONICA-and what about your daughter, CHHAYA...!!!!kya woh dekh sakti hai apni mom ki jagah kisi aur ko..???

HARISH-CHHAYA ki mom ke zinda rehte sirf ussika tha mai..itna kaafi hai meri beti ke liye...

apna justification de diya tha HARISH ne...


par in saari baaton ke dauran honth itne kareeb the VERONICA aur HARISH ke ki behadh mushkil se control kar paa raha tha woh khudko..

jawab de VERONICA ko chumne thoda aage hone ko hua woh par VERONICA thoda piche hat gayi aur..


VERONICA-mumbai me kahan rehti hai tumhari beti..!!!

HARISH-offo,ye kya non logical sawalon ki jhadi laga rakhi hai tumne..???


halke frustrate hote hue kahi thi he baat HARISH ne par phir turant khudke emotions ko control kiya usne aur...


HARISH-i mean,ye saari baatein,sawal jawab baad me bhi toh ho sakte hain naa..!!!abhi meherbani kar is pyase ko apne labon ka paani pilado...

VERONICA-pyaas bujhaani hai..!!!woh toh mai yahin se bas apne labon ko kuch baar hilaakar bhi bujha sakti hun...

HARISH-mai samjha nahi...!!!

VERONICA-vivanta tower,flat number 126,area,opposite laxmi plaza,new link road, anushakti nagar,division mumbai north east, chembur,pincode 400094...

HARISH-what the fuc***.ahhhhh..


fuck pura nikal nahi paaya HARISH ke mooh se kyunki usse pehle hi VERONICA jo ab bhi uske godh me hi baithi thi,uska right hand bijli ki tarah tez ghum gaya..

VERONICA ke index aur middle finger ke beech fasi ek aadhi razor blade thi jo HARISH ke right taraf ke lip edge ko kaaththe hue left taraf apna mark chhodte hue nikal chuki thi...

bilkul kisi surgeon ki tarah ka perfect cut kiya tha VERONICA ne jisne bilkul ek straight line sa banate hue HARISH ki dono taraf ke honth ko kaat diya tha...

jahan aisa karte hi khadi ho chuki thi VERONICA wahin chehre ke dono taraf se nikalte khoon ki patli dhaar ko mehsoos kar chhatpatate hue sofe se neeche ludak chuka tha HARISH....


HARISH-you bloody bitch...


apne dono haathon me face se nikalte khun ko dekh ghusse se bhadak uththe hue VERONICA ko maarne ke liye aage badha HARISH par tabhi...


KHATTT.....DHAKKKK........AHHHHHH..


HARISH ke right hand ko block kar apne shoulder ke through ek jhatka sa diya VERONICA ne aur uske aisa karte hi HARISH ke us haath ka jod dislocate ho chuka tha...

is naye dard ki cheekh tak nahi nikli thi HARISH ke mooh se aur usse pehle hi apni jagah par hi badi tezi se ghumi VERONICA..

agle hi pal uska right leg pura straight angle banata hua hawa me uth chuka tha jo pada sidhe HARISH ke mooh par..

zor se cheekhte hue ghoomkar neeche zamin par gir pada tha woh...

pehle dono cheeks par pada cut, phir ek haath ke bone ka dislocate hona aur phir leg slap jiska kisi patthar se takrane waala impact hua tha HARISH par..

seh nahi paaya tha us amount ka pain HARISH..zameen par bas pada pada dard se tadapte hue apne pairon ki chatpatahat se apna pain zaahir kar raha tha woh..

wahin is beech VERONICA jaise kuch hua hi nahi tha,us andaz me ghumi aur HARISH ke jacket se woh camera nikaal usse toss sa karte hue wapas sofa chair par baith chuki thi...

HARISH-how....???


apne camera ko VERONICA ke haathon ne ucchalta dekhte hue bas ek HOW me apne dono hi sawal puch daale the HARISH ne..!!!

apni beti ka actual address pata hone ka sawal..!!!

and most importantly,apne iraadon ki bhanak hone ka sawal...


VERONICA-HARISH KHATRI...born on 11th march 1974,jalgaon,maharashtra...

blood group o+ hai tera joki hamare desh me tere jaise tharkiyon ki tarah sabse common hai...

schooling teri wahin jal gaon ke ORION ENGLISH MEDIUM school se hui thi par graduation kiya tha tune NESS WADIA COLLEGE, PUNE se..BATCH 1995...

5 saal baad year 2000 me NEETA se shaadi hui teri jiska surname shadi se pehle TEWANI tha...

NEETA ke dad GAUTAM TEWANI ki jute chappal ki dukaan hai jalgaon me..

shaadi ke do saal baad ek beti ka baap bana tu...

CHHAYA KHATRI jo filhal mumbai santacruz based D.A.V public me 12th padh rahi hai...

ye thi teri biological aur social background..

thoda personal info ki taraf aayen toh daaru aur chicken, dono hi theek se pachti nahi tujhe phir bhi fate tak in dono ka hi intake karta hai tu,natija,piles ka ek operation pehle hi ho chuka hai tera...

second surgery ke liye bhi mumbai ke city hospital doctor MR PRASHANT KUKREJA suggest kar chuke hain tujhe par aayurvedic dawayiyon se kaam chala raha hai tu...

par asar dhang se naa ho raha bilkul bhi...garmi jo itni zyadi hai tere me...

logon ko khun ki ultiyan hoti hai par tujhe khoon waali tattiyan ho rahi hai...


us hadh se zyada dard me bhi VERONICA ki baat sun sir sharm ke maare neeche ho chuka tha HARISH ka par kahan maalum tha usse ki ye sab toh kuch bhi nahi tha....

VERONICA ki life kharab karne ka uska plan ab ussi par implify hone waala tha...

khair, apni baat ko aage badhate hue...


VERONICA-mumbai se dehradun transfer hokar aane waala pehla banda hai tu...ajeeb thi ye baat par jaanta hai usse bhi ajeeb kya tha...

yahan aane ke baad shuru shuru me tera ravayiya...meri taraf dekhta hi nahi tha tu...

normal aur natural show karne ki jagah aisa behave karta tha tu maano 16th century me hain hum jahan parayi naari ko dekhna bhi apmaan maana jaata tha...

apne aap ko hadh se zyada sharif dikhane ke chakkar me khudko bewakuf saabit kar raha tha tu..

aur sabse badi bewakufi thi teri mujhe lagatar follow karna...yaad hai jab mujhe lift di thi tune or to be more precise, meri scooty ki hawa nikaal mujhe jhaanse se apni gaadi ne baithaya tha tune,yahan chhodne par pata chala tha tujhe ki mera beta hamare piche tha..

ek baar bhi click nahi kiya tujhe ki pehle bhi woh hamare piche aaya hoga...

khair,shak toh tujhpar bohot pehle se hi ho gaya tha mujhe jo pukhta kuch yun ho gaya...


apna laptop jo paas hi rakha hua tha,usse ab tak open kar chuki thi VERONICA jiske baad jab uska screen HARISH ke saamne aaya toh mooh uska ek baar phirse chudi hui kutiya ki tarah ho chuka tha..

bank ke har corner me including B.M cabin ka purana C.C.T.V futtage chal raha tha laptop me jisme sirf HARISH ke scenes dikh rahe the..

woh saare scenes the usme jinme woh apne laptop me VERONICA ki pics jo chupke se kheenchi thi usne,usse enlarge kar apna lund masal raha tha ya phir bank ke alag alag portion se usse taad raha tha...


VERONICA-bhaavi state officer HARISH KHATRI JI.....itni mehnat ki hai aapne mere piche toh inaam toh banta hi hai..

COME OUT....


halke zor se boli thi ye baat VERONICA ne jiske baad piche jahan uska bedroom tha,door khula uska aur aisa hote hi do log nikle uske andar se jinhe dekh aankhein bahar hone ko aayi thi HARISH ki..

NEETA aur CHHAYA.. uski biwi aur beti thi ye dono jinhone saari baatein sun li thi..

un dono ki aankhon se girte aansu aur saath hi saath HARISH ke liye ghrina is baat ka saboot the...


VERONICA-tune toh abhi dekha hai par ye dono pehle hi dekh chuki hain teri saari kartootein..

apni zinda biwi ko jis tarah mara hua bataya tha tune,woh scene bhi dekh chuki hain ye dono...

HARISH-CHHAYA,NEETA,i swear..ye jo bhi bola hai isne,ye sab jhooth hai...

mujhe fasaane ke liye isne ye sab kiya hai...



"hello...well done.HARISH....maanana padega..kaafi kam waqt lagaya tumne veronica ke kareeb aane me..

HARISH-ye toh hona hi tha sir..bas ek do din aur, phir VERONICA mere bistar par hogi...

"agar aisa ho gaya toh tumhara future shine karega HARISH..."

HARISH-adha shine toh already karne laga hai sir...

is VERONICA ke presentation ki wajah se mai B.O.B ka state division head officer banane waala hun..

aap bas baaki aadhi chamak ka khayal rakhiyega..woh ek crore...

"hahaha...uski fikr bilkul bhi mat karo tum...just remember our deal...

fuck her,film her,degrade har, humiliate her and finally destroy her..

izzat aur ghamand dono utaar us do kaudi ki aurat aur uske ladke ko DEHRADUN se bahar fikwana hai mujhe..

itna kar lo toh ek kya do crore mil jaayega tumhe...

HARISH-done and thank you very much for the upgraded offer MR DEVANG MALHOTRA...




kuch dino pehle HARISH aur DEVANG ke beech hui ye convo chalne lagi thi VERONICA ke laptop me..

itna hi nahi,us audio ke baad jitne baar bhi baat chit hui thi un dono ke beech including aaj jab BANK me VERONICA ke usse ghar bulaane par HARISH ne ye baat share ki thi DEVANG se,woh saari baatein bhi recorded thi us laptop me..


VERONICA-dobara bata kaise fasa rahi thi tujhe mai...!!!


recordings ka daur jab band hua toh laptop close kar ghumi VERONICA HARISH ki taraf jo ek baar phir mooh faade VERONICA ko hi dekh raha tha..

ab bolne ke liye kuch bacha toh tha nahi uske paas...


VERONICA-isse pehle ki tu phir HOW bhonke,phone de apna...


phone ka logic toh samajh me aaya nahi HARISH ke par halaath uski aisi blank ho rakhi thi ki abhi tak salamat uska left haath apne pant ki pocket me gaya jiske agle hi pal uska iPhone 8 plus uske haath me the...


VERONICA-third display scroll kar..last right ki taraf kya likha hai dekh...!!!


SPYIC app tha us jagah par jisse dekh ek baar phirse aakhein badi ho gayi thi HARISH ki..

ek professional phone tap app tha ye jo implanted tha HARISH ke mobile me...

HARISH ko andaza hone laga tha ki uski biwi aur beti ki saari info bhi issi ke through nikaalni start ki hogi VERONICA ne...


VERONICA-jitni shiddat se mere back ko ghurta tha tu,uska 10 percent concentration bhi apne phone par kiya hota kabki nazar padh chuki hoti teri is app par.

waise dekh kar faayda kuch hota nahi kyunki tere phone ka IOS mere laptop ke control panel se connected hai..

phone se delete hone ke baad bhi jab tak iska subscription mere paas hai,activate hi rehti ye tap service tere mobile par..


is waqt apne kapde faad haath jod lena chahta tha HARISH VERONICA ke aage par ek haath toh tut chuka tha uska..

matlab woh bhi naa ho sakna tha usse..


NEETA-you disgust me HARISH...bolna toh bohot kuch hai par jitne ghatiya insaan ho tum,faayda kuch hona nahi hai..

divorce notice aur paper pahunch jaayega tumhare paas..papers par chupchap sign kar dena warna tumhara asli chehra puri duniya ke saamne laane se hichkichaungi nahi mai..

HARISH-please aisa mat bolo..i lu...

NEETA-dont you dare say that you love me..tum sirf apne aap se hi pyar karne ke laayak ho HARISH...

and i am done with you...

CHATAKKKHH...


aage badh ek zor ka tamacha HARISH ko jadne ke baad ghar se nikal gayi thi NEETA..

CHHAYA-i am ashamed of you dad...

HARISH-CHHAYA please,beta meri baat toh suno...


bolte gidgidaate reh gaya HARISH par uski ek nahi suni CHHAYA ne aur apni mom ke peeche peeche woh bhi ghar se bahar nikal gayi..

wahin dusri taraf VERONICA wapas sofa chair me baith chuki thi jispar nazar padte hi sehem gaya HARISH..

apni chamakti aankhon se yun dekh rahi thi VERONICA usse jaise shikari apne shikar ko dekhta hai..

ab tak jis VERONICA ko dekha tha,jaana tha HARISH ne,is waqt ussi lady ka ek complete dusra version baitha tha uske aage jiske baare me naa woh kuch jaanta tha,aur naahi usse jhel sakta tha woh..


VERONICA-pata hai NASA me 70 percent women astronauts aur scientists sirf isiliye shaadi nahi karti kyunki unhe unki IQ ke takkar ka saathi nahi milta...

i am better than them aur tujhe laga ki tu pata lega mujhe...!!! seriously...!!!

SANEEL AHARYA...mere husband..late kabhi nahi lagati mai unke naam ke aage kyunki mere dil,dimag aur aatma,teeno me hi zinda hain woh...

waise mere husband ki pic dekhte hi apni mardangi par shak hone laga tha naa tujhe...!!!


sach thi VERONICA ki baat isiliye bas sir jhuka liya tha HARISH ne jisse dekh khilkhila kar hasi woh par uski ye hasi itni sard aur khatarnaak thi ki HARISH ka lund zindagi me pehli baar hawas ki wajah se nahi balki dar ki wajah se akad gaya tha...


VERONICA-chalen...!!!!


is achanak out of the box baat ko samajh nahi paaya tha HARISH aur isiliye aankhon aur face par sawal liye woh dekhne laga tha VERONICA ko...


VERONICA-arre...DEVANG se milne..plan ka aakhri step toh wahi tha naa.. let's do it then...

AHHHHH....


kuch kehne se pehle hi cheekh nikal chuki thi HARISH ke mooh se..

REASON...

HARISH ke ussi toote hue haath ko ek jhatka diya tha VERONICA ne jiske baad usse kheench apne kandhe par laadh darwaze ki taraf aise chal padi thi VERONICA jaise usne kisi 85 kilo ke aadmi ko nahi balki ek navjaat bacche ko uthaya ho...



PUCK PUCK....DHAKK..


pehle ek haath se HARISH ki car key jo ussi ke jacket se li thi usne, door unlock button ko push karne ke baad dikki kholi VERONICA ne..

normally har gaadi ki tarah tray lagi thi dikki ke upar jisse apne haathon ke ek crack se todte hue HARISH ko feka VERONICA ne andar...


HARISH-please... maaf maaf kar do mujhe...i swear i will leave this city aur dobara kabhi nahi dikhunga mai tumhe..

VERONICA-shiiiii...ek aur shabd nikla toh dusra haath aur dono pair bhi tod dungi tujhe..


jab se apne kandhe par laada tha VERONICA ne HARISH ko,tab se hi maafi maange jaa raha tha woh par finally is warning ko sun honth pure sil gaye the uske..

HARISH ko andar fek dikki ko open hi chhod driving seat ki taraf badh chuki thi VERONICA..

THABBB....

ek taraf door open kiya VERONICA ne aur dusri taraf dikki band hui aur ye kiya tha..

HARISH-SANVEER...


dikki band hone se pehle mere chehre ko dekh bas itna hi bol paaya tha HARISH...


"YAAD HAI LAST TIME TUMHARE LIYE TUMHARI CAR KA GATE KHUD KHOLA THA USNE.

AAJ HOTA TOH IS BAAR BHI WAISA HI KARTA...


kuch der pehle MAA ki kahi is line ko kaise taal sakta tha mai..

band dikki ke andar pade HARISH me dimag me bhi kuch der pehle VERONICA ki boli ye lines gunj uthi thi..

anyways,dikki band kar ek baar MAA ko dekh jahan mai ghar ki taraf badh chuka tha wahin MAA bhi car me baith accelerator par pair daba chuki thi...





PLACE-MEAL CAGE RESTUARANT



DHAKKKKKKK....


restaurant ka entrance door khol HARISH ko neeche floor par fekte hue andar enter hui VERONICA...

MEAL CAGE RESTUARANT...

yaad toh hoga hi ye restuarant...ye wahi jagah hai jahan aaj se saath saal pehle SANEEL AHARYA ne DEVANG MALHOTRA ko uski aukaad dikhayi thi..

plan ke according aaj VERONICA ke saath sex ke baad DEVANG ne HARISH ko usse yahin laane ke liye bola tha taaki jahan kuch saal pehle uski insult hui thi,aaj wahin woh VERONICA ki aabru nilaam kare..

pura restaurant book kiya hua tha DEVANG ne aaj aur bas apne 4 bodyguards ke saath yahan kuch der pehle hi aaya tha woh..

abhi champagne ka ek glass hi khaali kiya tha usne ki tabhi pehle entrace door par padi laath se ubhri awaaz aur phir apne pyaade HARISH ko neeche girte dekh ek jhatke me khada ho chuka tha DEVANG...


"paani hai hum,magar samandar ke jisse PIYA NAHI JAA SAKTA...

dard hai hum,aur dard ko dard DIYA NAHI JAA SAKTA...

aam bande ki sateek paribhasha hain hum....

bina humare kaam KIYA NAHI JAA SAKTA aur,

bhid kar humse JIYA NAHI JAA SAKTA"....



saath saal pehle DEVANG ko bole SANEEL AHARYA ke dialogue ko repeat kiya VERONICA ne jiske baad...


VERONICA-jab mere husband ne ye lines boli thi tujhe toh woh baat sirf unke liye hi nahi kahi thi,woh hum dono ke liye tha par tere jaise jaahil se samajhdaari ki ummid bhi koi kare toh kare kaise...


jis tarah apni baat bolte hue DEVANG ke taraf badh rahi thi VERONICA,uska ek bodyguard joki 6.2 se bhi halka upar tha,woh raasta block karte hue saamne khada ho gaya par ye block ek second ka bhi nahi ban saka tha...

KHATTTT...

araam se aage badhti VERONICA ki body achanak se hi 360 ghum gayi jiske agle hi pal uske pehne pointed hills ka edge part us bodyguard ke sir me padh chuka tha..

pahad sa dikhne waala woh bodyguard naa sirf neeche gir chuka tha balki saath hi saath us hit ka impact itna zyada tha ki girte hi behosh bhi ho chuka tha woh...

BHAKKK, DHADDHHHH,GHHHHDHAKKKKK....

abhi baaki teeno bodyguard situation ko samjhe bhi nahi the ki tabhi VERONICA ki body kisi rubber ke gudiya ki tarah baari baari par behadh tez un teeno ke paas pahunchi aur isse pehle ki woh react bhi kar paate,woh teeno zamin par the..

2 aur 3 number ke bodyguard toh pehle waale ki tarah turant hi behosh ho chuke the aur chowtha banda jiske pehle back aur phir gardan par hit kiya tha VERONICA ne,woh kuch seconds chhatpatane ke baad faint ho gaya tha..

HARISH jiski pehle se hi haalath kharab thi,woh toh restuarant ke hard surface se takraate hi apna conscious kho chuka tha..

aur in sabke beech the hamare DEVANG bhai sahab...bas in kuch lamho me hi VERONICA me SANEEL dekh liya tha usne..

yahi wajah thi ki naa toh ab tak ek shabd nikla tha uske mooh se aur kuch seconds me hi jo halaath kar di thi uske so called tough, trained bodyguards ki VERONICA ne,aage bolne ki himmat bhi jaati rahi thi DEVANG ki..


CHATTAKHH... CHATTAKHH... CHATTAKHH.... CHATTAKHH.... CHATTAKHH... CHATTAKHH....


abhi apne bodyguards ki durgati dekhi hi thi DEVANG ne ki tabhi VERONICA pahunch chuki thi uske saamne jispar woh kuch kar ya bol bhi paata,usse pehle ek ke baad ek kayi thappad pad chuke the uske dono taraf ke gaalon par...

the toh ye ek lady ke haath par vazan unme kisi tagde bande se bhi kahin zyada tha jiska saboot tha DEVANG ka face jo dono cheeks aur lips ki side se buri tarah fath chuka tha...

saath hi saath un thappadon ke impact se sir bhi ghum chuka tha uska jisse control karne ke beech...


VERONICA-mere husband ne teen maare the last time..is baar 6 pade hain tujhe...

last time ki tarah dhamki deni ho agar toh nikaal phir phone apna aur laga apne baap logon ko...

last time C.M ko lagaya tha naa.. agar ab pehchaan unse upar tak ki ho chuki ho toh wahan laga le phir...


jis confidence se baat se kahi thi ye baat VERONICA ne,phone toh naa nikala DEVANG ne par haan,haath pair kaampne zaroor lag gaye the uske..

door khade MEAL CAGE ke saare staff bhi is scene ko kisi movie ki tarah dekh rahe the..ab pela bhi ussi filmy andaz me tha sabko VERONICA ne..

khair, DEVANG ki fati aankhon me uski zyada fati gaand ko mehsoos kar liya tha VERONICA ne isiliye halke se muskurayi woh aur haath aage badhaya usne jispar hadbada kar piche hatne ko hua DEVANG par usse collar se pakad wapas kheencha VERONICA ne aur phir uske gaal ko thapthapane lagi woh...


VERONICA-aurat zaat hai,kamzor hai,bebas hai,kuch bhi kar sakte hain,ye soch woh "GALATH"hai jisse "SAHI" bhi hum auraton ki chuppi ne hi kiya hai...

warna ek aurat ki buland awaaz tum jaise 100 naamardon ki goti sukhaane ke liye kaafi hai..

aur rahi meri baat toh khud par ehsaan kar aur yaad rakh ki..





haathi ka daant,ek DIKHAANE ka,ek CHUPAANE KA....

jeetna hum chaahte nahi aur maada nahi kisika hume HARAANE KA....

yaad rakh,jab maarne waale ke naam ke piche "AHARYA" laga ho toh...

chup chaap maar KHAANE ka aur BHOOL JAANE KA....











AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI...











AAPKA APNA V...J...

Yeh harish bada kameena nikla zinda biwi ko maari bol ker Veronika ko apne jaal fasane k liye
Veronica ki apne beta se ziada taiz nilki saari janam kundali nakal ke rakhi hiwi harish ki
Mast dhoya harish ko Devang or bodygaurd ko
Maza aa gaya dhamal macha dia veronica ji chaa gayi
Bahot behtareen zaberdast shaandaar update bhai

 

[SANJU ( V. R. )]

लंदन में लता मंगेशकर और किशोर कुमार का एक म्यूजिकल कंसर्ट हुआ था । इंदिरा गांधी उस वक्त हमारे देश की प्रधानमंत्री थी । उस समय टेलीविजन पर सिर्फ दुरदर्शन ही आया करता था । ये कंसर्ट टीबी पर दिखाया गया था । प्रोग्राम शुरू होने के बाद लता जी और किशोर दा को एक दूसरे के बारे में कुछ कहने के लिए कहा गया । पहले तो लता जी ने किशोर दा के तारीफों के पुल बांध दिए । बहुत ही प्रशंसा की उन्होंने किशोर दा की । जब किशोर दा की बारी आई तो उन्होंने कहा , लता मुझसे दो तीन महीने ही उम्र में छोटी है और इनके लिए कुछ भी कहना सूर्य को दीए दिखाने के समान होगी ।
इसका मतलब किशोर दा ने लता मंगेशकर की तुलना सूर्य से और खुद की तुलना दीए से की थी ।
और यही सच्चाई भी है । दोनों महान सिंगर्स थे पर लता मंगेशकर की बात ही कुछ और थी ।

ये सारी बातें यहां मैंने यूं ही नहीं लिखा । इस कहानी और इसके हर अपडेट्स के लिए किशोर दा के वही बोल सटीक बैठते हैं जो उन्होंने लता जी के लिए कहा था ।

अद्भुत अपडेट और इस पर कुछ भी कहना सूर्य को दीए दिखाने वाली बात होगी ।

किसी भी कहानी में कुछ घटक होना जरूरी होता है । सेटिंग , वर्ण व्यवस्था , प्लाॅट , संघर्ष , चरमोत्कर्ष , संकल्प , विषय और दृष्टिकोण ।
और वि जे भाई ने इन सभी चीजों पर गौर किया है । सिर्फ एक चीज को छोड़कर ।
कहानी की भाषा सरल , स्वाभाविक तथा प्रभावशाली होना चाहिए । उसमें बहुत अधिक कठीन शब्दों का प्रयोग नहीं होना चाहिए । पर इस कहानी में कुछ कुछ शब्द ऐसे हैं जिसे एक आम पाठक नहीं समझ सकता । बस , इसी पर थोड़ा सा ध्यान देना है । इसके अलावा सब कुछ लाजवाब है । आउटस्टैंडिंग है ।

वि जे भाई की शादी अभी तक नहीं हुई है , इसका मतलब अभी उम्र कोई ज्यादा नहीं हुआ है । मैं यह सोच रहा हूं कि इस उम्र में इतना बेहतरीन लिख रहे हैं और जब चालीस -पचास वर्ष के हो जाएंगे तो क्या होगा ! मैं प्रार्थना करूंगा कि आप कभी लिखना नहीं छोड़ें और एक प्रोफेशनल राइटर्स की तरह आप की किताबें भी मार्केट में आए और आप के नाम का डंका पुरे भारत में बजे ।

इस अपडेट में वेरोनिका का कैरेक्टर दमदार बनकर उभरा । अपडेट के अन्दर संवाद तो ऐसे थे कि अगर बाॅलीवुड के संवाद राइटर्स देख लें तो आप से रश्क करने लगेंगे । जलन होने लगेगी उन्हें ।

फिर से जगमग जगमग अपडेट वि जे भाई ।
आउटस्टैंडिंग एंड अमेजिंग ।

 

[Vickyabhi]

Aaj update aayega ?

 

[vj4u]

लंदन में लता मंगेशकर और किशोर कुमार का एक म्यूजिकल कंसर्ट हुआ था । इंदिरा गांधी उस वक्त हमारे देश की प्रधानमंत्री थी । उस समय टेलीविजन पर सिर्फ दुरदर्शन ही आया करता था । ये कंसर्ट टीबी पर दिखाया गया था । प्रोग्राम शुरू होने के बाद लता जी और किशोर दा को एक दूसरे के बारे में कुछ कहने के लिए कहा गया । पहले तो लता जी ने किशोर दा के तारीफों के पुल बांध दिए । बहुत ही प्रशंसा की उन्होंने किशोर दा की । जब किशोर दा की बारी आई तो उन्होंने कहा , लता मुझसे दो तीन महीने ही उम्र में छोटी है और इनके लिए कुछ भी कहना सूर्य को दीए दिखाने के समान होगी ।
इसका मतलब किशोर दा ने लता मंगेशकर की तुलना सूर्य से और खुद की तुलना दीए से की थी ।
और यही सच्चाई भी है । दोनों महान सिंगर्स थे पर लता मंगेशकर की बात ही कुछ और थी ।

ये सारी बातें यहां मैंने यूं ही नहीं लिखा । इस कहानी और इसके हर अपडेट्स के लिए किशोर दा के वही बोल सटीक बैठते हैं जो उन्होंने लता जी के लिए कहा था ।

अद्भुत अपडेट और इस पर कुछ भी कहना सूर्य को दीए दिखाने वाली बात होगी ।

किसी भी कहानी में कुछ घटक होना जरूरी होता है । सेटिंग , वर्ण व्यवस्था , प्लाॅट , संघर्ष , चरमोत्कर्ष , संकल्प , विषय और दृष्टिकोण ।
और वि जे भाई ने इन सभी चीजों पर गौर किया है । सिर्फ एक चीज को छोड़कर ।
कहानी की भाषा सरल , स्वाभाविक तथा प्रभावशाली होना चाहिए । उसमें बहुत अधिक कठीन शब्दों का प्रयोग नहीं होना चाहिए । पर इस कहानी में कुछ कुछ शब्द ऐसे हैं जिसे एक आम पाठक नहीं समझ सकता । बस , इसी पर थोड़ा सा ध्यान देना है । इसके अलावा सब कुछ लाजवाब है । आउटस्टैंडिंग है ।

वि जे भाई की शादी अभी तक नहीं हुई है , इसका मतलब अभी उम्र कोई ज्यादा नहीं हुआ है । मैं यह सोच रहा हूं कि इस उम्र में इतना बेहतरीन लिख रहे हैं और जब चालीस -पचास वर्ष के हो जाएंगे तो क्या होगा ! मैं प्रार्थना करूंगा कि आप कभी लिखना नहीं छोड़ें और एक प्रोफेशनल राइटर्स की तरह आप की किताबें भी मार्केट में आए और आप के नाम का डंका पुरे भारत में बजे ।

इस अपडेट में वेरोनिका का कैरेक्टर दमदार बनकर उभरा । अपडेट के अन्दर संवाद तो ऐसे थे कि अगर बाॅलीवुड के संवाद राइटर्स देख लें तो आप से रश्क करने लगेंगे । जलन होने लगेगी उन्हें ।

फिर से जगमग जगमग अपडेट वि जे भाई ।
आउटस्टैंडिंग एंड अमेजिंग ।

jitni taarif ki hai aapne meri lekhni ki,uske kaabil nahi hun mai bhai par phir bhi,dil se dhanyawad hai aapko..

itne lambe chowde update aur isse bhi mahatvpurn is update ko justify karne ke liye jitne update lage the,aapke comment se woh mehnat vasool ho gayi..

rahi baat mushkil shabdon ke chunaav ki toh woh hissa hi yunhi hard nahi hai..

ek international school ka chitran dikhaya hua hai maine kahani me.ab aise school ke bacchon ki bhaasha thodi modern aur jaisa ki aaj kal use kiya jaata hai,on fashion toh hogi hi..

jaise jaise kahani aage badhegi aur apna asli chehra aur rang dikhane lagegi,sabhi readers used to hote chale jaayenge..

saath bane rahiye..

 

[Ayush2017]

AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF VERONICA KE BANAYE TEENO PLANS ME SE DO KO APPROVAL MIL JAATA HAI WAHIN DUSRI TARAF SAM NATIONAL LEVEL I.Q COMPETITION KE LIYE DELHI KE LIYE NIKAL JAAA HAI..

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-27


DATE- 3RD AUGUST


CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-SIRIUS





HAPPY BIRTHDAY MERI JAAN...ABBE TERA MOOH KYUN SUJA HUA HAI...!!!!


campus me andar akele ghum rahe SONU ko baari baari hug kar uske birthday ko wish kiya RAJAT aur EKPREET ne par jab uske ghusse se bhare mooh ko dekha toh pucha EKPREET ne ye sawal jispar...


SONU-unn ddono hharamiyon kki wwajah sse...

RAJAT-kaun..???SANVY aur NITS...!!!

SONU-aur kkaun...!!!

EKPREET-ab kya kar diya hai un dono ne...???

SONU- ddono kkamine kkal rraat 12 bbaje ddhamak ppade mmere gghar mme...

accha kkhasa sso rraha ttha mmai, ppehle mmere ppichwade ppar zzor kki llaath mmaar utaayi ssalon nne, usske bbaad kkambal kkutayi kki sso allag..

bbohot mmara bbhai...

HAHAHAHAHA...


SONU ki baat par zoron se has pade EKPREET aur RAJAT jispar ghur kar dekha SONU ne dono ko aur...


SONU-bbohot mmarunga ssalon hhase ttoh...


gardan hi pakad liya tha SONU ne RAJAT aur EKPREET ka jispar...


RAJAT-arre sorry sorry bhai...par isme naraz hone waali kaun si baat hai..

hum mese har kisi ke birthday par uski kambal kutayi toh hui hai....

SONU-abbe wwahin nnahi rruke ddono hharamkhor... mmere bbaap kko bbhi jjagaya ddono nne..pphir ppata nnahi kkaun ssi ggutthi ppilayi unnhe aur 10000 rrs lle lliye unnse...

EKPREET-hain...!!!sach me..aur saalo ne hume bhi nahi bataya...kamine, kahin akele akele hi party karne ka jugaad toh nahi bhidaye hue hain...

SONU-hhaon lllalchi kkamino...ttum bbhi mmar jjao pparty kke nnaam sse....

ssaalon ittne ppaise wwaale hho pphir bbhi cchain nnahi aata ttum ddono kko..

RAJAT-abbe dost ki jeb khaaskar uske birthday par khaali karwane ka maza hi kuch aur hota hai..

SONU-bbhago llaudon...


ye bol school building ki taraf badhne laga SONU jispar usse pakadte hue..


EKPREET-abbe kahan jaa raha hai...!!! party toh baad me de dena,abhi ke liye canteen me cold rink hi pila de...

SONU-mmoot ppeele mmera ggandu...

RAJAT-abbe bhadakta kyun hai..chal mai pila deta hun cold rink...


ye bol SONU ko apne saath lete hue canteen ki taraf chal pade RAJAT aur EKPREET..

par mooh abhi bhi foola hua hi tha SONU ka jisse dekh..


EKPREET-abbe kya ladkiyon ki tarah mooh fulaye hue hai.. pehli baar toh nahi hai naa ki paise lapete hain un dono ne tujhse...

SONU-abbe wwoh bbaat nnahi hhai...unn ddono hharamkhoron nne ddhamki ddekar sschol timing sse ek gghanta ppehle bbula lliya mmujhe aur kkhud ppata nnahi kkahan ggaand mmarwa rrahe hhain...

uss NNITS cchutiye kka bbhi mmobile bband hhai..

ppichle 40 mminutes sse akkele gghum rraha hhun iddhar gground ppar..

aaye hhi nnahi ddono kkamine...

RAJAT-uncle se hadpe paise lekar kahin ghumne nikal tog nahi gaye dono...!!!

SONU-ggand nna mmaar ddun kkamino kki...

RAJAT-teen coke...


canteen ke counter me ye bol teeno ek jagah par baith gaye par tabhi...

TEE..TEE...TEE.TEE....

message tone baj utha EKPREET ka jispar mobile nikaal jab usse check out kiya usne toh...


EKPREET-shit...guyzz...RASHI ka text hai...shayad kuch lafda hua hai class me....

SONU-kkya...??ssubah subbah...aaur RRASHI sschhol kkab ggayi...???

mmai ttoh mmain ggate kke ppaas hhi kkhada ttha ppichle 40 mminutes sse..mmaine ttoh nnahi ddekha appne ggroup sse kkisi kko...!!!

RAJAT-oh sherlock holmes...kaun kab kidhar se aaya,ye ganith baad me lagayiyo,abhi chal jaldi..

kahin lafda kaand me na badal jaaye...

ae bhai..cold drinks cancel kar...


turant khade ho apni baat bol RAJAT aur uske saath EKPREET SONU bhi class ki taraf nikal chuke the....


HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONU.....


aanan faanan me class ki taraf bhaaga SONU jaise hi apne section me enter kiya toh ek samuhik janmdin bhadhayi ke naare ko sun kadam uske ek jhatke me rook gaye...

is waqt puri class balloons se saji hui thi...lecture desk ko side me kar uski jagah ek bada sa round table pada hua tha jiske upar rakha hua tha ek 5kg ka chocolate cake...

2 numbers shaped candles jal rahe the us cake ke beecho beech...

aur cake ke chaaron taraf khade the class ke lagbhag sabhi students....

girls ne cake ke just piche ka spot hathiyaya hua tha aur mai,NITS sabse aakhir me khade the...


anyways,puri class ko aur apne class fellows ko shock se dekhne ke baad ek baar palat RAJAT aur EKPREET ko bhi dekha SONU ne jo smile karte hue uske just piche hi khade hue the..

sir ko halka shake kiye usne aur phir,subah se pehli baar muskuraya SONU...


SONU-tthank yyou....


EKPREET aur RAJAT ke saath hum sabki taraf and most importantly,cake ki taraf badhte hue kahi thi ye baat SONU ne jispar..


MAI-khush baad me hote rehna be..10 minute hi bache hain assembly me..

pehle cake kaat..bhook lagi hai zoron ki..

SONU-ssaale.ccake ddekhne kke bbaad kkab bbbhuk nnahi llagti ttujhe...

ANJALI-par aaj faayda nahi koi...cake aakhri me hi milega tujhe...


us din SHILPA AUNTY ke birthday me hamara pura cake kha jaana bhule nahi the girls jiska badla abhi lene ka soche hue the woh sab..

hume bilkul cake naa khaane dekar..

MAI-oye..cake mai laaya hun..apne paise se...

SONU-gghanta ttera ppaisa..mmere bbaap sse hhatiyaya hhue ppaise sse aaya hhai yye ccake...

ANJALI-matlab...


ANJALI ke sawal par jo maine aur NITS ne kal raat kiya tha,woh EKPREET ne sabko bata diya jisse sun jahan ek taraf baaki sab hasne lage the wahin dusri taraf girls mujhe aur NITS ko ghurne lage jiske baad..


ANJALI-tum dono akele hi SONU ko wish karne chale gaye...???

MAI-dimag sathiya gaya hai.do log bhala akele kaise jaa sakte hain..???

RASHI-shut up...???ab toh bilkul cake nahi milega tum dono ko..

KHANAK-aa kar dikhao cake ke paas..cake mooh par malne ka bohot shouk hai naa..aaj hum khelenge cake ki holi tumhare saath...

MAI-waah, dialogue...

KHANAK-aapse hi sikh rahe hain janab...

MAI-toh guru ko guru dakshina do.waise toh choti moti chizon se maante nahi hai hum par tumhare liye sirf ye cake bhi chalega...

ANJALI-jo milne nahi waala tumhe.. girls,dhyan dena dono par...cake ke paas bhi naa aane paayen ye...

MAI-chahiye bhi nahi aisa hadpu cake hume...chal NITS,door se hi dekh lenge cake kathtta hua hum...

khaa lene de in bhukmarro ko hamara laaya cake...


jahan ye bol NITS ko le left side se beech ke rows me jaakar baith gaya mai wahin hamari baat sun self respect zara bhi nahi dagmagaya in kambakht ladkiyon ka...

bina hume koi reaction diye SONU ko centre par rakh cake knife pakda diya ANJALI ne uske haath me...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ke ek sur ryhme ke beech cake kaat liya SONU ne jiske baad baari baari sabko thoda thoda cake khilaane laga tha woh...

RAJAT aur EKPREET se shuru karne ke baad chaaron girls ko khilaya usne cake aur phir do bade bade cake slices kaate usne aur ye dekh..


ANJALI-aree,itni badi slices...!!!kiske liye..

SONU-aurr kkiske lliye...???

ANJALI-bilkul nahi.. un dono kamino ko toh cake chhodo,cake ke upar ki cream bhi nahi deni..

SONU-pphir mmere ccake kkaatne kka kkya mmatlab...unn ddono kke bbina mmera bbirthday kke mmaayne hhain hhi nnahi kkoi..

wwaise bbhi,jjaise bbhi hhain,hhain ttoh mmere jjigri hhi...


jahan uski baat sun chaaron girls ke hi faces par smile aa gayi wahin jab un do slices ko le palta SONU toh mooh bada ho gaya uska..

uska hi kya, girls ka bhi same haal tha..

REASON..

mere aur NITS ke saamne pehle hi do kaafi bade cake slices rakhe hue the jinhe hum thoosne me lage hue the..

darasal jab SONU girls ko cake khila raha tha tab unme se kisika bhi dhyan cake par nahi tha..

jab SONU ek chota slice kaat ANJALI ko khilaane ke liye palta toh theek ussi moment me RAJAT aur EKPREET ne do bade slice kaat liye the aur hamari taraf badh gaye the..


MAI-laa bhai...ab kaat liya hai toh de bhi de...

NITS-aur RAJAT,ye bahar B ke kuch bhikari bhi khade hain,unhe bhi de de thoda sa...


kuch B section ke bande jo bas yunhi hamari class ke bahar ghum rahe the,unhe dekh kahi thi NITS se apni baat..


wahin hum dono ko constantly ghoor raha SONU kuch aur seconds hum dono ko ghurta raha jiske baad has pada woh aur humari taraf badh gaya..


MAI-abbe,arraammmm sse bbbbe...


ek saath thus diya tha kamine ne cake hum dono ke mooh me jisse kisi tarah manage kar khaane lage the hum..

aur hamare is mahan adjustment technique ko dekh...


ANJALI-tu kitna bada bhukmarra hai re SANVY...

MAI-jitni badi gadhi hai tu...aur mere khaane me nazar mat daala kar chudail...pet kharab ho gaya toh agli class tere paas hi baithunga mai...

dimag ek jhatke me khul jaayega aur naak band ho jaana hai phir...

ANJALI-chhi...


mooh banate hue piche hi hat gayi ANJALI jispar has pade sab..


SONU-kkitna ppada bbe ccake...???

NITS-saade teen...

SONU-ttoh bbaaki kke 6500 wwapas kkar...

MAI-le le mooh me mera..saale shaam ko party karenge baaki paison se...

SONU-6500 hhazar ki pparty...

NITS-abbe tandoori bite jaayenge...ab jaayenge matlab pura group..aur girls ko toh jaanta hi hai...

khaaye naa khaaye,dishes order zaroor karenge ye sab...5000 toh lagega ich udhar..

SONU-hhaan ttoh bbaaki kke 1500...

MAI-woh pichle saal ke udhaar ka tha...

SONU-kkaahe kka uddhar bbe...

MAI-acha beta,bhul gaya...pichle saal party ke naam par sukh saagar le gaya tha tu...

kya khilaane..thaali.. bhosdike,zindagi me pehli baar birthday par thaali khaayi thi maine..

NITS-abbe humne bol..

MAI-haan wahi humne..tab atak atak ke kya bola tha tu..

bbhai,ttangi cchal rrahi hhai tthodi..is bbaar addust kkar lo..aggle bbaar ddouble kkharch kkar ddunga..

le,ho gaya hisaab barabar..bache 1500 ussike hain..

NITS-abbe tujhe toh khush hona chahiye saale..tera waada bina tujhse mehnet karwaye pura kar diya humne..

MAI-aur nahi toh kya..chal thank you bol...

AUR BUDDY,WHATS UP...!!!!


hamari baat par ghusse se phatne hi waala tha SONU ki tabhi is nayi awaaz ko sun naa sirf chup reh gaya woh balki uske facial expressions bhi turant change ho gaye..


REASON...


EKPREET ke phone me SAM tha video call par jisse dekh..


SAB-hey SAM...

SONU-hhey SSAM...

SAM-hey guyzzz..happy birthday buddy...

MAI-saale,ek ghante me competition hai tera aur tu idhar birthday birthday khel raha hai...

SONU-cchup bbe...

SAM-arre chill yaar..prep puri hai meri...bas apne lounde ko wish karna tha,kar diya...

ANJALI-aur hamari shopping kab karoge...!!!

SAM-ye kya babes..naa hie,na hello... sidhe apne kaam ki baat...

ANJALI-shut up.. morning kar diya jitna hye hello karna tha...

SAM-ye bhi hai..aur relax raho..12 baje tak contest khatm ho jaayega aur return flight toh kal ki hai meri..woh bhi shaam ki...

kar lunga tab tak puri shopping....

MAI-hotel bada sahi allot kiya hai lounde tujhe competition waalon ne..


SAM ke backround ko dekh jahan achi khaasi nakkasiyan, paintings aur karigari ke kayi namune saaf dikh rahe the,kahi thi ye baat maine jispar..


SAM-abbe competition waalo ke nahi mera personal stay hai ye...

mom ka ek ghar idhar delhi me bhi toh hai...yahin thehra hun mai..aur contest site bhi idhar se 6 km hi hai bas..

NITS-beta usse ghar nahi bunglow bolte hain...

SAM-abbe bunglow bhi hota toh ghar hi hai...

MAI-ye grah vivaad baad me milkar nipta liyo...abhi chal,rakh phone aur ready hoke nikal CONTEST ke liye...

SAM-abbe rook rook..main ritual toh dekh lene de..


call off button dabane waala hi tha mai ki tabhi SAM ki baat sun naa sirf rook gaya balki SONU ke piche se aa rahe RAJAT ki taraf bhi tezi se badha mai aur uske dono haath jinme saale ne cake ka cream ghissa hua tha,unhe pakad liye maine...

kamine ko SONU ke face par cake malne se rok liya tha maine jisse dekh..

RAJAT-abbe,ye kya...!!!


RAJAT ke haathon ko dekh SONU bhi thoda piche hat gaya tha..


MAI-abbe chaman, timing toh dekh le thoda... assembly bell bajne waali hai agle 2 minute me...

abhi cake potega toh isse nikaalne me hi 10 minute nikal jaayenge...

NITS-matlab essembly se gol..agar kisi teacher ne pakad liya toh apne hi birthday me wishes ki jagah shudh vaani sunega ye PRINICI se...

SAM-oye teri...iske mooh me cake pothte dekhne ke chakkar me toh mere bhi dhyan se utar gaya tha ki essembly time hai abhi...

MAI-ye mat bhul jaayiyo ki competition hai aaj..

nahi toh PRINCI gober waala cake potegi tere mooh par...

SAM-chup be...ok then guyzz,ab sidhe parso hi mulakat hogi phir..

NITS-trophy ke saath aayiyo nahi toh bas phone pe hi text kar dena ki pahunch gaya hai tu...

SAM-all the best bolte hain aise time me..

MAI-andh shradha jaisa hai beta ye line...

jinke hunar me dum hota hai, luck sirf ek shabd hai unke liye..

SAM-galti ho gayi prabhu...maaf kar dijiye...


apne sir ke paas dono haathon ko jod naatakiya tarike se boli ye baat SAM ne..


GIRLS-dont forget our list SAM...

HAHAHAHA....

haath jodne ke baad call off button ki taraf badh rahi thi SAM ki ungli par tabhi girls ki baat sun ek baar phir haath jod liye the usne aur ye dekh has pade hum..

TRRRRRR....

essembly bell baj chuki thi jisse shayad SAM ne bhi sun liya tha isiliye turant call off kar girls ki forward speeches se bach gaya woh...


SONU-tthanks bbhai,bbacha lliya ttune...


cake makeup se bachaye jaane ka thanks kaha tha SONU ne jispar..


MAI-anytime buddy.. anytime...


baaki sab ke piche piche ek dusre ke kandhe se kandhe mila mai,SONU aur NITS nikal pade essembly ki taraf...



1ST RECESS....



MAI-ek baare phirse happy birthday mere bhai...


piche se SONU ke pure face par cake malte hue kahi thi ye baat maine jispar puri class has padi..


SONU-saale harami... isiliye uss wwaqt bbachaya mmujhe ttaaki abbhi kkhud hhi ppoth ssake...


aankh kaan,sab jagah cake hi cake laga hua tha SONU ka..dabi hui awaaz me bhadak raha tha woh par tabhi...


happy birthday bhai.. happy birthday buddy... happy birthday SONU...


ek ek kar hamara pura group uske mooh par cake malte hue dobara usse wish karne lage...

is beech shuru me toh bakne ko hua SONU par jab lagatar uska mooh repaint process se guzarne laga toh chup chaap mooh band kar woh is cake ki holi ka shikar banane laga...

is beech mai aur NITS jinhone sabse pehle usse cake pota tha,tissue se apne haath saaf kar chuke the hum...


EKPREET-chal bhai...mai le chalta hun tujhe wash room...


temporary andha ho chuka tha SONU isiliye uske haath ko apne kandhe par rakh wash room le jaane laga EKPREET..

yahan school me har floor ke left ki taraf aakhir me boy/girl dono ke hi wash rooms bane the jiske andar SONU ko chhod turant wapas aa gaya EKPREET..

ab ye zaroori bhi tha kyunki agar rookta woh udhar toh chehra saaf karne ke baad do chaar tagde haath bhi saaf kar deta SONU uspar jo jaanta tha EKPREET isiliye usse washroom ke andar basin ke paas chhod turant wapas aa gaya tha woh...



WASH ROOM:-



HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONU.....


abhi apna mooh clean kar hi raha tha SONU ki tabhi uske kaano me ye awaaz padi jisse sun ek pal ke liye rooka woh par phir bina kuch kahe apne face wash karne me lag gaya woh...

REASON...

AJAY TIWARI ki thi ye awaaz.. wahi ROHAN ka class bestie jo apne ek aur classmate AMIT DAVE ke saath wash room ke muhaane par khada tha.

par jab uske wish par bhi SONU kuch nahi bola toh...


AJAY-ye kya baat hui SONU..jab koi anjaana bhi birthday par wish karta hai toh reply dena chahiye..

aur phir hum toh schoolie hain...

AMIT-arre toh isme iski bhi kya galti yaar...tere wish karne ka tarika hi GALATH tha...

AJAY-acha...phir kaise wish karna chahiye tha mujhe...???

AMIT-hakla ke...hhappy bbirthday SSONU..aisa bolta tu toh apnapan feel hota naa isse..

HAHAHAHA...


ab tak apna mooh saaf kar chuka tha SONU jiske baad apne handkerchief se face pochte hue un dono ki baat sun unki khilli udaane waali hasi ko dekh woh bhi halka muskura diya...

ab ye pehli baar toh tha nahi jab kisine uske stammering par uska mazak udaya ho..

ye toh bachpan se hi uski life ka ek part ban chuka hai jiski aadat ho chuki thi usse..

uske upar SONU ko ye bhi pata tha ki usse provoke karne ki koshish kar rahe the AMIT aur AJAY..

kal SAM ke jaate waqt jo mazak banaya tha SANVY aur NITS ne un dono ka,ussika khunnas nikaal rahe hain woh dono...

isiliye muskurate hue wash room se nikalne ko hua SONU par tabhi uska raasta block sa kar diya AJAY aur AMIT ne jispar..


SONU-kkyun appni ggaand ttudwana cchahte hho bbe...kkhud ppar ehssan kkaro aur hhat jjao ccchup cchap....

AJAY-nahi toh kya be...!!!apne baap us SANVY ko batayega...

SONU-bbhai hhai wwoh mmera..bbaap wwoh ttere jjaiso kka hhai...

aaisa bbaap jjo aggar hhota iiddhar ttoh ddar kke mmaare appna appna llund ekk ddusre kki ggaand mme gghusa cchuke hhote ttum ddono abb ttak..

ppar usski zzaroorat nnahi hhai ffilhal...ttum ddono kke lliye mmai akkela hhi kkaafi hhun...

AMIT-acha...

SONU-hhaan bbacha..hho sakkta hhai kki jjeet naa ppaun mmai ppar hhaalat zzaroor bbigaad ddunga ttum ddono kki..

bbharosa nnahi hhai ttoh aao pphir..bbhid kkar ddekh llo...

AJAY-beta AMIT...nikaal 100 rupay...jeet gaya mai sharth..hai bande me jigra...


AJAY ki baat sun jahan bina kuch kahe muskurate hue AMIT ne uske haath me ek sou ki patti pakadwa di wahin ye sab dekh face par question mark aa chuka tha SONU ke jispar..


AJAY-arre soch mat zyada yaar..mai samjata hun..

darasal maine is AMIT se kaha tha ki daring hai apna SONU par isse lag raha tha ki fattu hai tu..

"THEEK TERE US MARE HUE BHAI KI TARAH"...


ye line...ek aisi line jo SONU ke dil par hi nahi balki uski aatma par bhi chot karne ke liye kaafi thi...

AJAY ki baat sun turant apne mare hue bhai ka face uski aankhon ke saamne aa gaya tha jiske baad ek pal bhi nahi laga tha uski aankhein bharne me...

ek trance jaisi haalath me chala gaya tha SONU..woh saari yaadein jisme uska bhai sharik tha,woh ghum sa gaya tha uski aankhon ke aage..

wahin SONU ki chhalakti aankhon ko dekh ek proud smile naach uthi thi AJAY aur AMIT ke faces par..

aakhir taklif pahuncha jo di thi unhone SONU ko..aisi taklif jo kisi bhi sharirik pain se bohot zyada asardaar thi...

unke hisaab se perfect birthday gift de diya tha unhone SONU ko..

AJAY-abbe ye toh rone laga...

AMIT-bola tha na maine fattu hai ye..chal,wapas kar mere sou...aur apne 100 mila kar de mujhe...


AMIT ki baat par upset hone ki acting karte hue AJAY ne 200 nikaal usse pakda diya jiske baad..


AJAY-kya yaar SONU...harwa diya yaar sharth tune....

chal bhai..chalte hain hum...


jahan ye bol haste hue nikal gaye AMIT aur AJAY wahin SONU ab bhi apni jagah par jad hokar khada hua tha..

ab naajane ye silsila kitni der aur chalta ki tabhi...

TRRRRRR....

recess off hone ki bell baj gayi jiski awaaz se jaise neend se jaaga SONU...

aakhein puri bhari hui thi uski aur gaal par pehle se aa chuke aansu halke sookh chuke the...

khair, handkerchief se apni aankhon ko saaf karte hue classroom ki taraf badh gaya SONU...



IN CLASS:-


RAJAT-abbe itni der kya kar raha tha washroom me..mooh hi dho raha tha ki naha liya pura...


recess off ho chuki thi par kyunki teacher abhi aaye nahi the isiliye apne apne groups ke saath desks par baith masti kar rahe the hum sab..

abhi abhi louta tha SONU jisse dekh kahi thi ye baat RAJAT ne jispar halka sa smile bhar kiya SONU ne aur apni seat ki taraf badhne ko hua par tabhi...


EKPREET-abbe tujhe kya hua...???
cake pothna toh ritual hai apna..

agar uske liye naraz hai tu toh aur poth denge cake tere mooh par...

HAHAHA....


EKPREET ki baat par sab has diye the jiske baad...


ANJALI-ye teri aankhon ko kya hua SONU...???laal dikh rahi hai..

MAI-cake aakhon me chala gaya tha iske..shayad ungli bhi lag gayi thi isiliye laal hui padi hai aankhen...

ANJALI-pakka tera hi ungli laga hoga..

MAI-ungli karne ki aadat tujhe hai aur laga mera hoga...waah...

KHANAK-oh stop it both of you.. SONU,medical room jaakar eyedrop dalwa lo..acha lagega...

MAI-arre... chocolate ko chewingum kaahe banana...ho jaayega theek thodi der me...


APNI APNI SEATS PAR JAAIYE SABHI....


meri baat par koi kuch kehta ki tabhi hamari chemistry teacher MRS RADHIKA CHANDRAVANSHI class me enter hui jiske baad hum sab turant apni apni seats ki taraf badh gaye...


MAI-puchne ke baad hi batana shuru karega kya...???


mujhe aur NITS dono ko SONU ke murjhaye face aur laal aankhon ke piche ki kahani ka andaza tha isiliye jaise hi ma'am ne padhana shuru kiya,pucha apna sawal maine jispar..


SONU-cchhod nnaa yaar....

MAI-bilkul chhodenge par pehle chodenge...ab bina laag lapet bolna shuru kar...


meri baat sun ek gehri saans chhod jo wash room me hua,woh batata chala gaya SONU jisse mai toh bas shaanti se sunta gaya par pehli baar aisa hua tha ki NITS jo kuch na kuch bolta hi rehta hai,woh jabde bheenche bas baitha hua tha..

jis second se SONU ki laal aankhen aur udaas face dekha tha usne,jaanta tha mai ki ussi moment se bomb panap raha tha uske andar jo AJAY aur AMIT ke upar fatne se pehle shaant nahi hoga...

isiliye aaj mai shaant tha...bilkul shaant... puri baat suni SONU ki maine aur phir sir shake kar class me dhyan dene laga...



AFTER SCHOOL:-



AJAY-haash.....saala teachers ke pele din bhar ki bakchodi ke baad ye kash head massage ka kaam karte hain bhai...


marlboro menthol ki ek gehri kash lene ke baad kahi thi ye baat AJAY ne...

school hours ke baad school ke west me moujud old nursery building ki gallery me baithe hue the AMIT aur AJAY...

daily ka kaam tha ye inka...school ke baad yahan baith sutta maarte the ye....

basically bohot kam students aur faculty members ka aana hota hai idhar...aur school hours ke baad toh koi is taraf aata bhi nahi..


MAI-sharir me hone waala dard bhi kam karta hai kya ye...!!!???


AMIT ke haath se cigarette lete hue ek kash AMIT ne bhi lagaya hi tha ki tabhi unke piche se ubhri meri is awaaz ko sun pehle toh ek jhatke me moode woh dono par phir relax ho gaye...


AJAY-aao,aao guyz...pata tha mujhe ki ye SONU rote rote tujhe humari complaint zaroor diya hoga aur tu thehra paagal kutta..

gurraate hue turant aayega hamare paas...apne jigri ka badla lene...

par woh dusra nahi aaya... NITS...khoon thanda ho gaya hai kya uska...


MAI-woh kisi aur ka sharir garm karwane gaya hai...

AMIT-hain...!!!gay hai kya saala...

AJAY-abbe abhi pata chala kya tujhe..???kabhi dekha hai in teeno ko kisi ladki ke saath..

ek dusre ke saath hi lage rehte hain teeno...

MAI-par aaj ek chowtha mil gaya naa..dekh,kadmo ki awaaz bhi aane lagi uski...milwaate hain tumse...

THAAB......


meri baat puri hui hi thi ki tabhi hamare piche waale raaste se kisi ki body neeche zamin par giri jisse dekh turant khade hue AJAY aur AMIT jiske baad....

BHAIYA.....


woh neeche pada banda AJAY TIWARI ka bada bhai aur hamara senior KAMAL TIWARI tha...

aur ye bhi apne chote bhai ki hi tarah maha madarchod tha...

humse toh nahi bhida tha ye abhi tak par ek number ka bully tha ye.. kamzor students ke saath dadagiri karne me aage rehta tha hamesha...

mujhse faththi thi AJAY ki lekin uske baad bhi SONU ke saath jo harkat ki thi isne,iske piche bhi is KAMAL ka hi haath tha..

issine confidence diya tha isse ki bhid jaaye mujhse,woh sambhal lega sab....

junior hain,kya hi ukhaad lenge,yahi soch thi uski..

ab ye soch kitni sach thi,ye thodi der me pata chal jaana tha lounde ko...

anyways,apne bhai ko yun neeche gire dekh AJAY aur uske saath AMIT doud pade uske paas jiske baad...


AJAY-bhaiya...ye sab...!!!!

KAMAL-arre jhooth bola is harami ne mujhe...isne kaha ki maar rahe hain tujhe kuch ladke isiliye douda mai idhar ke liye..

yahan pahunchte hi saale ne piche se maara mere ko...

teri toh madar...

THAAD....

gaali puri hone se pehle hi ek laath maar di NITS ne uske chest par jispar ek baar phirse lehrate hue neeche gira KAMAL...


ye dekh AJAY aur AMIT NITS ko maarne badhe hi the ki...

THABBB...THABBB....

meri aur SONU ki ek ek laath padi un dono ke gaand par jispar KAMAL ke baaju me gire woh dono...


KAMAL-abbe oye....GALATH bhid rahe ho tum sab...beta senior hun mai tum logon ka...

haalath kharab kar dunga tum teeno ki...

MAI-RIZWAN ASHRAFI....teri class ka don hai naa ye... hamari haalath kharab karne se pehle ek baar mera naam bhar bol ke dekhna uske saamne...


meri baat sun aur jis confidence se naam liya tha maine RIZWAN ka, woh banda jisse khub faththi thi KAMAL ki,usse aankhein badi ho gayi thi uski...


AJAY-beta apna naam toh aaj ke baad tu khud theek se nahi le paayega...boyz....come out...


uske classmates joki ab tak gallery ke dusri taraf chhup kar hamara hi wait kar rahe the,unhe awaaz di thi AJAY ne par jab kuch seconds ke baad bhi koi bahar nahi nikla toh...


AJAY-boyzz...

MAI-tere bulaane par nahi aayenge...mai bulaata hun...

feko be bahar sabko...

DHABBBB.DHABBBB....DHABBBB...


mere bolte hi ek ke baad ek B section ke lounde ua gallery ke diwaar se aage aate hue neeche girne lage..

kul 7 ladke the woh sab joki is waqt bilkul kisi bhikaari waali condition me neeche pade hue the aur unki ye haalath dekh AJAY aur AMIT jo abhi tak behadh confident dikh rahe the,unka woh confidence geele feete par lagi chingari ki tarah bujhne laga tha...

wahin un sabke peeche se hamare 12 classmates bahar nikle jinhe dekh hairan ho gaye the AMIT aur AJAY..

kabhi woh apne classmates ko dekhte,kabhi hamare classmates ko jo unhe dekh has rahe the..

kuch seconds yunhi un sabko dekhne ke baad AJAY ki nazar mujhpar aakar tiki aur...


AJAY-how...????

MAI-how...!!!!aaj morning SONU ke cake kaaththe waqt tere section ke lounde hamare class ke bahar ghum rahe the...

yahi the naa woh sab...

aisa pehle kabhi nahi hua tha..gadbad feel kar liya tha maine aur woh shak yakin me tab badla jab EKPREET ko SONU ke face par cake lagane se roka maine..

mere waisa karne par ye sab aise react karne lage jaise purse maar liya ho maine in sabka...

aur jab recess me SONU ke face par cake lag raha tha,toh woh beech me gira pada lounda entrance me hi khade hokar dekh raha tha..

SONU ke face par cake lagte dekh turant bhaaga woh aur obvio tumhe bataya usne..

tumhe pata tha ki wash room jaayega SONU..par ek hurdle tha...

EKPREET ka uske saath hona par SONU ko wahan chhod turant nikal gaya EKPREET jisse tum dono ka SONU ko humiliate karne ka window open ho gaya..

by the way,maine hi bola tha EKPREET ko wapas aane ke liye...

phir tum dono ne wahi kiya,jo plan ka hissa tha tumhara... insult ki SONU ki..

tumhe maalum tha ki SONU hume zaroor batayega jiske baad hum tum dono ke piche aayenge...

class over hone ke baad hamare class ke bahar apna ek banda lagaya hua tha tumne jo ye dekhe ki kitne bande nikle hain tumhari taraf..

par jab apne khabri ke through pata laga tumhe ki sirf hum teen hi aa rahe hain tumhari taraf toh relaxed ho gaye tum dono...

tum dono ko laga ki sab tumhare hisaab se ho raha hai par aisa tha nahi..

jo ho raha tha,woh isiliye ho raha tha kyunki mai waisa hone de raha tha..

balak, jis bhi kisse ka hissa hum rehte hain,usse likhte bhi hum hi hain...


jahan ek taraf meri puri baat sun lund jaisa mooh ho gaya tha AJAY aur AMIT ka jo aur kharab tab hua jab uske sabhi classmates dheere se uth patli gali pakad nikal gaye wahin dusri taraf KAMAL ko bhi samajh nahi aa raha tha ki woh kaise react kare..

par kuch toh bolna hi tha usse isiliye...


KAMAL-dekho..jaane do hume..warna...

NITS-warna kya madarchod...

DHADDHHHH....AHHHHH...


ek hockey stick laaya hua tha NITS jisse aage badh ghuma kar maara KAMAL ko usne...

kandhe par padi thi woh maar jispar dard se dohrata hua neeche gir gaya KAMAL...


AJAY-please..mere bhai ka koi fault nahi hai..usko kuch mat karo...

MAI-SONU ke bhai ka kya fault tha madarchodon... khunnas tumhari humse thi,toh beech me usse kaise le aaye tum.....

KKHHHHH......DHADDDHHHH... DHADDHHHH....DHADHHHHHH..


AJAY aur AMIT.. dono ke hi tounsils me halke jhatke ke saath push kiya maine jisse apna gala pakad tadap se uthe woh dono...

par agle hi pal un dono ke ek ek haath ko pakad moda maine aur unhi haathon se grip banate hue apne dono pairon se laath di maine unke chest par...

haath unke mere haath me the isiliye is move se ek tez jhatka laga un dono ke haathon ke jod aur chest me...

kuch seconds ke liye blood flow rook sa gaya unke sharir me jiski wajah se ek hi moment me extreme pain aur jhunjhuni,saath me hone lagi thi unhe...

wahin is beech lagbhag 15 baar ghum chuka tha NITS ka hockey KAMAL ke body par..

haath pair,pet har jagah marks ban gaye the uske...

dard se tadapta hua neeche pada hua tha woh...

aur jab NITS ko laga ki kota pura ho gaya KAMAL ka toh hockey stick fekne ko hua woh par tabhi...

usse pata bhi nahi chala ki kab uske haathon se hockey stick le li thi maine jiske baad shuru hui AJAY aur AMIT ki sutayi...

DHADDDDHHHH..DHADDDH....

sirf unke fat waale areas me jahan padne par fracture ke chance kam aur asahaniya pain zyada ho, maarne laga tha mai...

badi tezi se ghuma raha tha mai hockey stick jiske har waar par bin paani waale macchli ki tarah tadapne lage the AJAY aur AMIT..


MAI-sharth lagane ka bada shouk hai naa madarchodon...lagao sharth abhi...

kiski gaand pehle faththi hai....

AJAY-bhai,bhai bhai..maaf kar de bhai..

DHADDHHHH...bhai bhai fir kabhi tumhare raaste me nahi aayenge bhai..

DHADDHHHH....

AMIT-ahhhh.... please bhai....bas ek baar maaf kar de bhai.. DHADHHHH...maa kasam saamne dikhenge bhi nahi hum tum logon ko kabhi...DHADDDHHH.. AHHHHHH....


baal pakad liya tha maine un dono ka jispar karah uthe woh..

aansu se bhar chuka tha un dono ka face jisse dekh...


MAI-kya hua..???dukh raha hai..par hai toh sharir ka hi dard naa...maayne kya hain iske..

maayne us dard ke the jo mere bhai ke dil ne mehsoos kiya tha tum dono ki baat ko sun...

aansu uski aankhon se nikle the,par roya dil tha uska...

us ghaav ko kaise bharoge re madarchodon....


ek jhatke me un dono ke baal ko chhod dobara hockey stick utha liya tha maine par ye dekh kisi tarah tezi se rengte hue aage badhe AJAY,AMIT aur turant pair pakad liye un dono ne SONU ke..

AMIT-bhai...maaf kar de bhai....dobara kabhi nahi hoga bhai...

AJAY-please bhai..bacha le yaar...


haath hi jod liye the dono ne jispar..


MAI-lund bachayega tum dono ko...


dono ke ek ek pair ko pakad kheench liya tha maine jiske agle hi pal naa sirf unke pairon ko saath laaya mai balki saath hi saath apne dono pairon ko unke pairon me kuch yun fasa diya maine ki hum teeno ke hi pair ek gaanth ki shakal lete hue jud se gaye...

AHHHHH.....

NITS-nahi SANVY....


mere is daaw se jahan zordar cheekhen nikalne lagi thi AJAY aur AMIT ke mooh se wahin NITS samajh gaya tha ki un dono ke pair todne jaa raha tha mai...

dusre pair se laath maarne ki koshish kar rahe the woh dono mujhe par kuch aisa angle banaya hua tha maine ki unke woh khule pair mujhe hit nahi kar paa rahe the..


SONU-cchhod dde bbhai..pplease....


mere ghussa jisme uske aansuon ke liye taklif saaf dekhi jaa sakti thi,usse mehsoos kar liya tha SONU ne..

mere pairon ko thapthapate hue kahi thi ye baat SONU ne jispar ek pal usse dekhne ke baad azaad kar diya un dono ka pair maine...

aansu ek baar phirse nikalne lage the SONU ki aankhon se jisse dekh tezi se utha mai aur usse uski gardan se pakad...


MAI-jab apni taklif ka dusre tamasha banaane lage toh yaa toh us zakhm par marham laga lo yaa phir us tees maar rahe jagah ko sharir se ukhaad kar fek do...

dard tab bhi hoga,par bas ek baar hi hoga...


meri baat ka matlab samajh raha tha SONU isiliye haan me sir hilaate hue gale lag gaya woh mere..

aansu ab bhi nikal rahe the uski aankhon se par recess ke baad se hi dil me jo tufaan utha hua tha,woh shaant ho chuka tha uska...


NITS-KHANAK....


abhi mai SONU se alag hua hi tha ki tabhi NITS ki baat sun aur jahan woh dekh raha tha,is old nursery building ke entrance ki taraf,jab us taraf dekha maine aur SONU ne toh wahan KHANAK khadi thi...

par hamare ya phir ye kahun ki mere uski taraf dekhti hi hadbada si gayi woh...

shayad dekh liya tha usne mera AMIT aur AJAY ko buri tarah maarna...

unki woh maafi ki fariyaad jisse nazarandaaz kar mera unhe aur maarna...

sab dekh liya tha usne...

ye isiliye keh sakta tha mai kyunki pehli baar mujhe dekhte hue dar nazar aa raha tha uske face par...

barsaat ka waqt chal raha hai...halki halki hawa har waqt chalti rehti hai DEHRADUN me par itne suhavane mousam me bhi ghabrahat ke kaaran paseene nikalne lage the KHANAK ke peshani se..

kuch seconds mujhe yunhi dar kar dekhte rehne ke baad woh tezi se palat nikal gayi aur ye dekh..


NITS-KHANAK,ek minute..

MAI-jaane de usse...

NITS-shit...class ke baad tu sabse pehle nikal gaya toh puch rahi thi woh tere baare me..ye matter niptana tha isiliye zyada dhyan nahi diya maine...

mai hi jaata hun..

MAI-bola na jaane de usse...abhi dari hui hai woh...dimaag shaant ho jaane de uska.. phir dekhte hain...

aur tum sab...arre,gazab....

jab mai,NITS aur SONU KHANAK ko dekh rahe the,us waqt AMIT,AJAY,uska bhai KAMAL kisi tarah uth ghisadte hue bhaag chuke the..

aur unki puri B section waali toli toh pehle hi nou do gyarah ho chuki thi...

sab taraf nazar ghuma apna bag uthaya maine aur uska chain kholte hue ek gift wrap nikaala..


MAI-le bhai...gift tera...bhar le gaand me...


gift wrap dekh itni der me pehli baar muskuraya tha SONU...


NITS-mera waala GIFT shaam ko party me deta hun mai...

sir shake kar NITS ko dekh hasa SONU jispar..


MAI-khol...

SONU-abbhi...


ghura maine usse jispar turant harkat me aaya SONU aur kholne laga wrap..

jaanta tha woh ki akaaran nahi bolta mai usse aisa karne aur uska ye andaza sahi bhi tha..


"THE CURE"...BY DR.FRED SHULTZ...


wrap ke andar yahi book thi...stammering aur stuttering par one of the best book thi ye jiske saath ek ipod bhi tha..

ipod me gaane nahi balki stutterings clear karne ke saikdon audio techniques with self analytical exams bataye gaye the...

zyada mehengi nahi par kaafi rare book thi ye aur utna hi rare woh audio analyser tha.. kaafi time se koshish kar raha tha SONU in dono hi chizon ko kharidne ki..

aur aaj jab finally ye dono hi chizen haathon me thi uske toh yakin hi nahi ho raha tha usse...

kuch pal us book aur iPod ko dekhta raha woh jiske baad...


SONU-tthank yyou bbhai...

MAI-3 saal de raha hun.. complete clear speech nikalni chahiye tere mooh se...

verna wakayi tere gaand me bhar dunga is book aur iPod ko...

SONU-ppakka...


ek baar phirse hug kiya SONU ne mujhe par phir jab alag hua woh toh ek nayi udaasi thi uske face par jisse dekh...


MAI-abbe ab kya hua...!!!kuch aur bhi chahiye kya...???

SONU-bbhai wwoh KKHANAK...kkahin wwoh...!!!tujhe bbaat kkar lleni cchahiye usse..

MAI-agar doston ko bhi apne actions justify karne lag gaya mai toh yaa toh woh mere dost nahi yaa phir mere actions sahi nahi...

waise bhi...kuch bhi sunane ki haalath me nahi hogi woh is waqt..




agar abhi gaya uske paas toh baat aur BIGAD JAAYEGI...

baat yakeen ki hai,waqt ke saath apne aap yaa toh NIKHAR jaayegi yaa phir BIKHAR JAAYEGI....

samjhaana mujhe usse nahi samajhna usne mujhe hai kyunki...

agar mere SAHI hone par DAR gayi hai woh,phir mere GALATH hone par toh MAR JAAYEGI....











AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI....












AAPKA APNA V...J...

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AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF SAM VIDEO CALL PAR SONU KO BIRTHDAY WISH KARTA HAI WAHIN DUSRI TARAF SANVY AUR NITS SONU KO TAKLIF PAHUNCHANE KE LIYE AMIT,AJAY AUR USKE BADE BHAI KAMAL KO BOHOT MAARTE HAIN.

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-28


DATE- 5TH AUGUST


CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-SIRIUS






DHAKADHADHAKADHAKAKADHAKAKA.....



school gate ke just bahar tez awaaz me band waalo ko bula unse punjabi beats bajwa bhaangra naach rahe the hum sab..

hum sab as in mai, NITS,SONU,EKPREET aur RAJAT....

REASON...

SAM....jeet gaya tha lounda apna I.Q contest..

ussi ke swagat me ho raha tha ye sab jisse is waqt hamare hi class ke kuch ladke apne kandhe par uthaye hue the...

assembly shuru hone me abhi 15 minutes baaki the.. saare students ke premises me enter karne ka waqt tha abhi par hamare is band baaje ke kaaran woh sab bhi rook hamare bhaangre ko enjoy kar rahe the..

par in sabke beech kuch B section waale jo pehle hi SAM ki jeet ko naa pacha paa rahe the, hume enjoy karta dekh mooh sujaye khade the...

haan par un sabme do students aise bhi the jinke mooh sujne ka kaaran humne do din pehle hi set kar diya tha..

AJAY aur AMIT...

kapdon ki wajah se sharir ko choten toh dhaki hui thi un dono ki par thobda abhi bhi halka suja hua tha unka...

ab ghar aur class me reason kya bataya tha un dono ke thobde ke sujan ka ya toh nahi pata par hume shray nahi diya tha,ye pakka tha verna ek aadh aur chhadap ho chuki hoti ab tak...


WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE...???

THABBB....ABBE.....


entrance gate se bahar aati PRINCIPAL RANJANA MATTHEWS ki awaaz thi ye jinhe dekh jin ladkon ne uthaya hua tha SAM ko,hadbadakar turant utaar,utaar kya fek hi diya usse apne kandhon se jispar girte girte bacha the SAM..

kisi tarah khud ko balance kar un sabko gaali bakne hi waala tha SAM ki tabhi uski nazar bhi PRINCI par padi jiske baad uski gaali uske mooh ke andar hi reh gayi..

turant sidha attentive mode me khada ho chuka tha woh...

waise toh is waqt hum sab hi attention mode me khade the..

kuch pal us pin drop silence ko barkarar rakha ma'am ne jiske baad...


PRINCI-i asked something...???

MAI-SAM ka win celebrate kar rahe the ma'am...

PRINCI-aise...!!!dhol nagadon ke saath.. school premises me...

MAI-premises ke bahar ma'am...yahin se chale jaane waale the ye sab...


mere jawab ko sun jahan mere saare doston ki saansein atki padi thi ye soch ki agar bhadak gayi PRINCI toh aakhri din hona tha mera school me wahin B waale toh aisa hi ho jaaye,man hi man dua kar rahe the saale..


PRINCI-MR CHARLIE....

CHARLIE SIR-yes ma'am...


kuch aur teachers ke saath PRINCI ke piche hi khade the CHARLIE sir jinhe ab tak dekha bhi nahi tha unhone..

par unke yun achaank pukaarne par hadbada se gaye sir aur turant pahunche ma'am ke baaju jispar...


PRINCI-make sure ki aaj P.T classes me in sabki ye saari khushi paseene ke saath puri baahar nikle...

extended P.T period hoga aaj jisme inki class,boys and girls dono hi complete participation dikhayenge..

with no breaks...agar classes ke dauran ek minute ka bhi gap liya kisine toh monday ko bhi P.T classes lagengi aur uske baad waale dino me bhi...

tab tak lagti rahengi jab tak non-stop exercises ka kota ye sab pura nahi kar lete...

am i clear...!!!

CHARLIE SIR-yes ma'am..


apni baat bol PRINCI palatne lagi par tabhi unki nazar gayi B section waalon par gayi jinke faces hume mile is army type punishment ko sun brightly khile hue the...


PRINCI-kya baat hai..!!!aap sab bhi bade khush lag rahe hain..good...CHARLIE SIR,make sure ki puri B section bhi same drill follow kare..


CHARLIE SIR-yes ma'am...

ROHAN-but ma'am...!!!

MA'AM-debate chal raha hai...??

ROHAN-no ma'am...

PRINCI-toh apne tark apne paas hi rakhiye and just do as told..


ye bol aage badh chuki thi PRINCI jiske baad jahan ek baar hum sabko khunnas se ghur ROHAN aur uski puri class bhi nikal gayi wahin PRINCI ke thoda door jaate hi..


DHAMMM...DHAMMMM...DHAMMMM...DHAMMMM...

MAI-abbe pagal ho gaye ho kya...!!!!


ek ke baad ek kayi haath aur laath padne lage mere pure sharir par..


par kamal ki baat ye thi ki NITS,SONU,SAM, EKPREET aur RAJAT toh phir bhi dheere hi maa rahe the mujhe par RASHI,NAISHA aur khaaskar woh kamini ANJALI toh mere peeth aur kandhe par tuble aise bajane lage jaise insaan nahi koi chiz hun mai...


ANJALI-saale kamine...tere chakkar me hum sab bhi fas gaye...

kya zaroorat thi itni nautanki karne ki..SAM ko sidhe sidhe congrats bolne me kya chala jaata tera..

RASHI-aur nahi toh kya...!!!!P.T ka ek period bhi nahi nikalta dhang se aur tumhare chakkar me ab do do classes jhelne padenge woh bhi non-stop...

NITS-ye kamina aisa hi hai...apne kaand me sabko fasa deta hai...

SAM-saale, pehle pata hota toh jeet ke nahi,haar ke aata mai competition...

MAI-acha...saale jab nagade baj rahe the, tujhe kandhon par uthaya tha sabne tab toh bade maze le raha tha tu..

maharaja ki tarah pichwada tika haath upar kar bhaangra paa raha tha...

kamine zamin par kya aaya,nazaare badal gaye...

aur tum sab...kaahe aaye the idhar.. PRINCI ke aane se pehle toh bada uchhal ucchal ke saath saath naach rahe the...

ab PRINCI se batti padi toh mai akela GALATH ho gaya...

dekh li tum sab ki dosti...saale sabke sab ek saath pelne lage mujhe..

ahhhh...

mujh jaise maasum ko itna maara...bukhaar bukhaar feel hone laga hai mere ko toh...

mai jaa raha hun class..thodi der rest kar lunga...

P.T classes ke baad theek laga toh milunga tum sabse verna ghar nikal gaya toh samajh jaana ki tabiyat zyada bigad gayi hai jiska kaaran tum sab hi ho...


apni baat bol apne kandhe aur kamar ko baari baari sehlate hue mai dheere se khisakne laga par tabhi kamino ne circle sa banate hue gher liya mujhe aur...


ANJALI-apni noutanki apne paas rakh SANVY... kahin naa jaa raha tu...ab PRINCI ki punishment se hum toh bach sakte nahi par we will make sure ki sabse zyada P.T aaj tu hi karega...

aur mujhe ache se pata hai ki P.T se bachne ka koi na koi jugaad toh tujhe laga hi lena hai isiliye jab tak class shuru nahi ho jaati,tu hamare beech hi rahega...

MAI-PRINCIPAL MA'AM...they are not letting me out...


saamne jahan se PRINCI gayi thi,udhar dekh kahi thi ye baat maine jispar hadbadate hue sidhe ho gaye sabke sab..

lekin agli hi second un sabko pata bhi chal gaya ki lapet liya tha un sabko maine aur isiliye meri taraf ghumne ko hue woh par jo hona tha,woh toh ho hi chuka tha..

distract ho gaye the woh sab jiska faayda uthathe hue turant unke beech se nikal class ki taraf bhaag chuka tha mai...


SAM-rook saale bohot maarunga nahi toh...

MAI-correction.. rook gaya toh bohot maar khaaunga...

ANJALI-baal noch lungi kamine teri..haath me aa jaa bas tu...

MAI-chup gundi..


SAM aur ANJALI ki tarah baaki sab bhi mujhe kuch na kuch bakte hue mere piche bhaage the siway KHANAK ke..

parso se hi jo doori banayi hui thi usne mujhse,woh aaj bhi kaayam thi..

is beech kayi baar dekha zaroor tha usne meri meri taraf par meri uspar nazar padte hi dusri taraf dekhne lagti thi woh..

naa ab tak mujhse koi clearification maanga tha usne aur naa khudse aage badh maine kuch kaha tha...

khair,jahan aage piche ho doudte hue hum sab class ki taraf badh chuke the wahin KHANAK ek lambi saans chhod araam se chalte hue class ki taraf badhne lagi thi...



P.T CLASS:-



NITS-maan gaya bhai mai PRINCIPAL MA'AM ko...ek aurat hokar bhi bando ki gaand maarne ki adhbhudh kala aati hai unhe...

lagatar ucchhalte hue P.T ki last second exercise jiska ye 6th drill tha,kahi thi ye baat NITS ne jispar..


SONU-hhaan bbhai...aajj ttoh mmeri bbhi haalat ppatli hho ggayi hhai...

NITS-pehle ye bata ki bol kaise paa raha hai tu..!!! normal conditions me bhi coma type rook rook ke bolta hai tu phir aaj toh tere mooh ke coma ko fullstop me badal jaana chahiye tha...

MAI-waah..kya baat hai..!!!aaj toh bada grammatical example de raha hai launde tu..

lagta hai P.T exercises ne dimag ke chakshayuon ko khol diye hain tere...

SAB-chup bhosdike...


SONU, NITS, EKPREET, RAJAT aur SAM..in sabne ek sur me saath saath ek hi gaali di thi mujhe maano pehle se soch kar rakha ho ki mere mooh kholte hi saath bakenge sab...

par reply nahi diya maine..saale bhadke hue the mere pe..agar SANVY panti dikhata toh khub pelata aaj...

isiliye un sabki ghurti nazaron ke beech chup reh ucchalta raha mai...


SAM-gazab lachand ho gaya yaar.. essembly me sabke saame jab trophy diya mujhe PRINCI ne toh laga ki is P.T drill se bach jaaunga mai...

par hua nahi aisa...aaj toh khud aayi thi PRINCI check karne ki koi bahana naa maar de P.T se bachne ke liye..

RAJAT-SANVY,hum sabka toh phir bhi theek hai par aaj P.T se bachne ka koi tune koi jugaad kaise nahi lagaya....!!!

NITS-kaise lagata.. pehle hi bol diya tha maine ki agar hamare saath P.T nahi kiya ye toh iski B.M.X hafte bhar ke liye zabt kar lunga mai...

SAM-arre waah..ye badhiya tha....

NITS-bilkul..pata tha mujhe ki B.M.X ke liye apni gaand zaroor sujayega ye..

MAI-koi naa....abhi meri suji hai,aage teri sujegi...

NITS-beta lamination kiya rakha hai apni gaand ka maine...naa sujti itni asaani se...

PHRRRRRRRR...

DHAMMMMM...


finally P.T off karne ki whistle baja hi di CHARLIE SIR ne jiske bajte hi turant zameen par gir hi pade the sab aur ye dekh haste hue woh aur DAS sir dusri taraf badh gaye...

saans puri chadhi hui thi sabki jisse niyantrit karne me lage the sabke sab...

is beech jab meri nazar aage ki taraf ghumi toh paaya maine ki is waqt puri B section joki dusre lane me thi,mujhe hi ghur rahe the woh sab...


MAI-1 rs each me chusne waali barf ki pepsi milti hai kya canteen me...!!!

RAJAT-ab ye kya nayi bakarchodi hai...???nahi milti woh sab udhar..par puch kyun raha hai...???

MAI-abbe B section waalon ki baddua se bachne ko totka hai woh...

barf waali pepsi me halka nimbu bhi daalta hain naa toh socha uske hi asar se bach jaaun mai...

RASHI-aur hamare baddua se bachne ke liye kya arrangements hain aapke paas sir...


saari girls hamare piche hi khadi thi aur sawal ye RASHI ne pucha tha jo is waqt apne kamar par haath rakh mujhe ghoor rahi thi...


MAI-baakiyon ka pata nahi par tumhare mooh se nikli baddua naa lagti mujhe...

RASHI-accha aur woh kyun bhala...!!!???

MAI-gulaab kisi bhi rang ka kyun naa ho,aati toh usse khusbu hi hai naa...

aur aap gulaab se kam toh nahi madam...jo bolna hai bol lijiye,alfaz aapke hamare liye mehek ka kaam hi karenge...


jahan meri baat sun ek taraf RASHI ka ghurna smile me badal gaya tha wahin uske ghurne waale expression ka kota baaki girls pura karne me jut gayi thi aur ye dekh..


MAI-haan par har gulaab ki tarah kuch kaatein toh hain tumhare saath lage..

par koi naa,seh lenge thoda...

ANJALI-tere liye hi hain ye kaante jo aise chubhenge naa ki cheekhta phirega din raat...

MAI-ye pehli baar hai jo khud ka derivation bilkul sahi diya hai tune...

anyways,madam, waise toh aapke chehre par pasine ki bunde bhi shringaar ka kaam hi kar rahi hai par dehydration naa ho jaaye isiliye,coldrink...!!!

RASHI-tum pila rahe ho..!!!

MAI-apne haathon se pila dunga babes par kyun pucha aise..???

RASHI-aaj tak kisiko bhi kuch offer karte nahi dekha tumhe maine..

MAI-taane de rahi hai ladki.. khair,isse pehle meri wajah se thaki nahi thi naa tum...

NAISHA-woh akeli thaki hai..what about us..!!!hum nahi dikh rahe tujhe...!!!

SONU-bbeta abb ttoh ttu ssabko ccoldrink ppilayega nnahi ttoh ggayi tteri BB.MM.XX...

MAI-abbe kya baat baat mai B.M.X ki dhamki de rahe ho..!!!

EKPREET-ab jo asar karega tujhpar wahi toh denge naa...

NITS-ttoh, pila raha hai coke sabko yaa jaaye hum teri B.M.X ke paas...


NITS ki baat par ek second ghura maine usse aur phir..


MAI-chalo phir thakele thakili log...niglo jo nigalna hai...

NITS-saala sunahare aksharon me likha jaayega aaj ka din...sabse apni baat manwane waala lounda aaj hamari baat maan raha hai...


jahan mai CANTEEN ki taraf pehle hi badh gaya tha wahin NITS ki baat par sehmati ke saah khush hokar haste hue baaki sab bhi mere piche ho liye the....

aur KHANAK...

saath toh woh bhi thi hum sabke magar...

jahan itni der se baaki sabne mujhe dhamki di thi,khunnas se ghura tha mujhe wahin bas KHANAK hi ek aisi thi jisne abhi tak sidhe sidhe mujhe dekha tak nahi tha...

is pure douran idhar udhar nazarein ghumane ke baad beech beech me bas ek second ke liye hi mujhpar theher rahi thi uski nazarein par phir dusri taraf dekhne lag jaati thi woh...

waise dekh toh mai bhi uski taraf nahi raha tha, bilkul nahi..par dekhne aur samajhne ke liye aankhon ki zaroorat na thi mujhe..

mai baaki sabke saath aur khudme hi magan raha aur jab finally sabse aage hi canteen ki taraf badh chala tha mai toh mujhe lagatar peeche se dekh kuch sochte hue badh rahi thi KHANAK...




IN CANTEEN:-



MAI-aur lena hai ya ho gaya...!!!


ek ek coke pee chuke the sab woh bhi can waali..

jaanbujh kar can chuna tha sabne taaki meri jeb ka chuna ache se lag jaaye...

sabko laga tha ki unke coke peene ke beech chid chidakar un sabko gaali bakunga mai par pehla toh aisa hua nahi aur dusra can khatm hote hi dusre ke liye pucha tha maine sabse jispar hairani se dekhne lage the woh sab mujhe joki laazmi bhi tha..

ab jis bande ne 10 waali dairy milk bhi kabhi offer nahi ki thi unme se kisiko woh aaj 10 cans ka kharcha already kar dene ke baad aur 10 ki peshkash kar raha tha..

ab aise offer ko toh naa thukrane waale the woh sab isiliye khushi khushi haan bola sabne...


NITS-kya baat hai bhai...agar aisi treats teri taraf se hafte me ek baar bhi mile toh roz khushi khushi P.T kar lunga mai...

MAI-agar aaj ki tarah har hafte paise mile mujhe toh bilkul kar lenge treat apan...

NITS-aaj ki tarah matlab..!!!


sabse zyada NITS hi khush dikh raha tha mere kharch karne par aur meri baat sun jiske beech canteen ka ek banda 9 cans hamare saamne rakh jaa chuka tha,can kholte hue pucha tha NITS ne apna sawal jispar..


MAI-batata hun baad me..abhi gatak...

SONU-ttu nnahi lle rraha ddusri...

MAI-coke me apna kota ek ka hi hai..piyo tum log mai bill pay karkar aata hun...

RAJAT-abbe paise idhar hi rakh de naa..chotu le jaayega...

MAI-purana amount bhi hai..usse bhi clear kar deta hun...

SONU-wwoh cchaar ssou waala...

MAI-hau...

SONU-ttheek hhai..hhum ddono baad mme dde ddenge appna sshare..

MAI-nahi lagta..chill kar...

NITS-dil khush kar diya bhai tune aaj...


jahan NITS ki baat sun smile dete hue counter ki taraf chala gaya tha mai wahin itni der se khamosh baith sab kuch observe karta SAM un sabki taraf muda aur...


SAM-chalo.. spill it out...

NITS-kya..coke..mooh me kis shirt par..

SAM-bakwas band kar be..KHANAK.. what's going on between you and SANVY...!!!


ab tak chupchap baithi KHANAK hadbada hi gayi thi SAM ke sawal par..


KHANAK-kya matlab...kuch bhi toh nahi chal raha..!!!

RASHI-bullshit..pata hai maine bhi gaur kiya hai ye..kuch off sa chal raha hai in dono ke beech par puchne par madam har baar dodge kar rahi hain..

ab toh bata de,kya hua hai...!!!

KHANAK-arre maine kaha naa...

NITS-mai batata hun..


ek baar KHANAK ko dekha NITS ne jiske baad 2 din pehle hui unke aur B waalon ke beech ki fight ke baare me bataya NITS ne..

par reason nahi bataya tha us fight ka usne..SANVY ne mana jo kiya tha..


EKPREET-really....aur saalon tumne hume bataya bhi nahi...

NITS-abbe itna bada bhi issue nahi tha...

KHANAK-agar bada issue nahi tha toh phir utne violence ki kya zaroorat pad gayi thi..


itne waqt me pehli baar us din ke mudde ke baare me baat ki thi KHANAK ne jispar ek pal usse dekh..


NITS-tum nayi ho KHANAK..hamare aur B section waalon ke beech ka equation nahi jaanti..

bas itna samajh lo ki baat choti ho ya badi..agar jhagda B waalon ke saath hua hai hamara toh violence zyada hi hoga...

EKPREET-haan ye toh hai...woh saale deserve hi karte hain dhunayi...

NITS-ye toh shukr manao ki ROHAN nahi tha involved us jhagde me..kyunki agar woh hota toh itna maarta SANVY usko ki mahine bhar school nahi aa pata woh...

RAJAT-haan ye toh hai...par uski tunde waali body dekhne me achi badi bhi lagti hai...

hasne lage the sab RAJAT ki baat ko sun..

MAI-bhai purse..


sabke paas aate hue NITS ke kandhe par haath rakh kahi thi ye baat maine jispar...


NITS-ghanta...pura bill tu hi dega..mai naa nikaal raha apna purse...

MAI-abbe nikaalne ke liye nahi,rakhne ke liye bola hai maine..ye le apna purse,rakh le..

and by the way, thanks for the treat..purana bill bhi pay mar diya hai maine...


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...


NITS ka purse jisme kuch der pehle tak 500 ke do note the par jo ab pura khaali ho chuka tha,usse table par rakhte hue kahi thi apni baat maine jispar jahan ek taraf baaki sab apna apna pet pakadte hue zor se has pade the wahin NITS ka mooh uske gaand me parivartit ho chuka tha..

aisa gaand jisme abhi mirch se bhi zyada jalan thi...

kabhi woh apne khaali purse ko dekhta toh kabhi mujhe jiske baad..


NITS-harami, gaandu..tu toh gaya aaj saale...


jis chair par baitha tha woh,usse uthakar mere upar fekne ko hua NITS jispar..


MAI-oh THARENDRA bhaiya..(CANTEEN OWNER).. dekho aapke canteen ko todne me laga hai ye banda..

turant jaao aur complaint karo saale ki..


THARENDRA bhaiya ki achi jamti thi mujhse..

aur is waqt woh bhi hum sabki noutanki dekh dheere dheere has rahe the...meri baat sun serious face banaya unhone aur haan me sir hilaya jisse dekh NITS ne turant woh chair neeche rakh diya par phir rooka nahi woh...

mujhe pakadne lapka woh jispar mai aur woh aage piche hote hue pure canteen me aadhe thede circles lagane lage..

is beech haskar dohre hote hamare doston ne khud ko control kiya aur...


RAJAT-abbe,tune iski purse kab maar li...???

MAI-arre mere aage hi toh khada tha ye P.T time.. exercise karte time pichwade waale pocket se purse thodi baahar aa gayi thi iski toh nikaal li maine..

kabhi 200 se upar nahi rakhta ye par aaj check kiya toh 1000 nikal gaye...

NITS-saale poketmaar...chaar din se laga hua tha mai tab jaakar kahin kal raat 1000 diye the mere baap ne woh bhi adhe ghante ke economics lecture ke baad..

nikaal saale mere pure paise...

SONU-wwaah bbeta..mmere bbirthday ppar jjab 10000 kka cchuna llagaya ttha issne mmere bbaap kko ttab ttoh bbada kkhush hho rraha ttha ttu..

jjab kkhud ppar aayi ttoh ffati nnna...gghanta nnahi mmilega ttereko ekk bbhi rrupiya...

NITS-abbe hasna band karo nahi toh sabke mooh tod dunga mai..


pure canteen ke ab tak hamare lagaye 10 chakkaron ke beech yahan moujud baaki
students bhi hasne lage the..

aur NITS ki is dhamki ka koi asar na hua unpar ulta hasne ki awaaz aur badh gayi sabki jispar frustration waala mooh banate hue kuch seconds ghurta raha mujhe NITS par phir jaakar hamare waale table par baith gaya woh..


ANJALI-mai toh pehle se hi jaanti thi ki bina kisi tikdam ke aise hi toh coke naa pila raha hoga ye hum sabko...

zaroor koi na koi pench bhidaya hoga isne...

NITS-toh mooh me dahi jami thi tere jo boli nahi kuch...

ANJALI-mai kyun bolun..aur acha hi hua jo nahi bola kuch...!!!tu bhi kam kamina toh hai nahi...acha hi hua naa jo tujhe lapeta isne...

NITS-30 wapas kar be...


kuch seconds ANJALI ko ghurne ke baad mujhse kahi thi ye baat NITS ne..


MAI-30...!!!

NITS-30 ki ek coke thi....19 piye humne...570 hue..purana 400 bacha tha..total 970.. kamsekam baaki ke 30 toh louta...

MAI-abbe woh toh chotu ko tip de di...

NITS-teri toh saale...


baaki cans toh thrash me fek di thi sabne par do abhi bhi table par thi jinhe meri taraf feka NITS ne par catch karte hue unhe bhi thrash bucket me daal diye maine..


MAI-kya hua sir phir aapke lamination waale pichwade ka..

bola tha naa suj jaayegi..suj gayi naa...


meri baat par bhadakte hue phir mujhe pakadne ke liye uthne waala tha NITS par tabhi SAM ne pakda usse aur..


SAM-chill dude..jaanta hai SANVY ko phir bhi bhadak raha hai..

hona jaana kuch hai nahi...aakhir me thak ke wapas baith hi jaana hai tujhe...

isiliye ye sab chhodo aur SANVY idhar baith tu..


thoda serious hokar kahi thi ye baat SAM ne jispar mai apni chair par jaakar baith gaya..


SAM-guyz.we are a group...hamare beech hazar misunderstanding ho,jhagde hon,par avoid nahi karte hum ek dusre ko...

RAJAT-aur nahi toh kya..ye SANVY aur ANJALI ko hi dekh le...kutte billi ki tarah har waqt ladte rehte hain ye dono par naa toh inki baat kabhi band hui hai aur naahi aisa kabhi hua hai ki ANJALI kisi problem me hai aur SANVY ne us problem ko solve nahi kiya hai..

MAI-ab ye toh meri mahanta hai naa...

SAB-shut up SANVY..


KHANAK ko chhod baaki sabne bola tha ye jispar mooh bana chup ho gaya mai aur ye dekh itni der ne pehli baar mujhe sidhe dekh smile ki thi KHANAK...

SAM-so the bottom line is, KHANAK, SANVY..just sort it out...hum sab parking me hain..

agle 10 minute me haste hue saath me aana hai tum dono ko wahan..

let's go guyzzz...


SAM ki baat sun baaki sab uthkar nikal gaye the canteen se..haan,jaate jaate mere peeth par ek mukka chipka gaya tha NITS jiske baad uske face par ek apaar shanti dikhi thi...

wahin kisi tarah apne peeth ko masalte hue usse ghurne laga tha mai jispar haste hue sir shake kiya KHANAK ne aur...


KHANAK-tumhe samajh nahi paati mai SANVY...kuch der pehle PRINCI ke saza dene par sabne milkar maara tumhe aur abhi bhi NITS ne haath uthaya tumpar lekin tumhara reaction kitna positive tha...

lekin us din.. maine dekha tha kaise maar rahe the tum un ladko ko..they were begging you to stop par rookna chhodo,maine saaf mehsoos kiya tha us enjoyment ko jo tumhari aankhon me tha un dono ko punish karte waqt..

it was like,tumhe maza aa raha tha unhe taklif me dekh...!!!

MAI-that's true...mujhe aa raha tha maza...


mere is jawab par aankhon me sawal aur hairangi ke mishrit bhaav liye dekhne lagi thi mujhe KHANAK jispar....


MAI-bhediyon ke baare me kya jaanti ho tum....!!!

KHANAK-excuse me...


ye out of the box question samajh nahi aaya tha KHANAK ko...


MAI-bhediyan hamesha ek herd,ek jhund me rehte hain...and they are powerful..

unka jhund saath me ek sher tak ko maar sakta hai...

unity is their strength...par sirf apne herd,apne jhund,apne group ke liye...

dusre herds ke liye they are deadly...

baaki har group sirf ek competition jo hai unke liye...

humans me competition ki bhaavna ka janm jaanwaron se hi hua hai...

hum bhale hi insaan hain par jis mahoul me rehte hain,woh kisi jungle se kam nahi..

yahan compassion sirf apne logon ke liye hi hota hai,dusron ke liye nahi...

mere group ka koi banda, bandi mujhe tamacha bhi maar de toh koi baat nahi par kisi dusre ko hummese kisi ek par bhi ungli uthaane tak ka hakh nahi hai...

if they do so,i will break that finger and yes,i will enjoy doing it...

bottom line.. tum safe ho aur aisa sirf isiliye hai kyunki tum hum mese ek ho...

dar tumhari aankhon me nahi,un sabke dil me hona chahiye jo hamare rehte bhidenge tumse...


meri saari baaton ko sunane ke baad bhi zyada samajh nahi paayi thi KHANAK isiliye...


KHANAK-tum ache ho ya bure, bas ye bata do mujhe...


MAI-


jahan matlabi chahat apna dum tod de,woh NAFRAT HUN MAI...

achon ke liye acha aur buron ke liye burayi ki HADH HUN MAI...

gale lagaane waalon ke liye mujhsa SAHI koi nahi magar....

gala dabaane ki khwahishmandon ke liye,GALATH se bhi zyada GALATH HUN MAI...











AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI...









AAPKA APNA V...J...

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AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF PRINCIPAL RANJANA MATTHEWS SANVY KI PURI CLASS INCLUDING B SECTION KO EXTRA P.T KO PUNISHMENT DETI HAI WAHIN DUSRI TARAF SAM KHANAK AUR SANVY KO APNE ISSUES SORT KARNE KE LIYE KEHTA HAI.

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-29

DATE-30TH AUGUST


CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-SANEEL'S RESIDENCE





GOOD EVENING TO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN OF THIS PLANET...


meri MAA ki taraf ek bohot hi beautiful bookey aage badhate hue kahi thi ye baat SAM ne jiske baad khud bhi aage badh side se hug kiya usne unhe..

har mahine kamsekam ek baar mere ghar me get together ya phir ye kahun ki MAA ke haath ke bane CHETTINAD CHICKEN CURRY ki party karte hi the hum sab joki pehli baar is saal regularly nahi ho paaya tha...

but finally aaj ye hoga,ye 3 din pehle hi tay kar liya tha sab ne..ek aur reason bhi tha...RASHI aur KHANAK joki nayi the hamare group me, unhe meri MAA se aur saath hi unke haathon ke world famous CHETTINAD CHICKEN CURRY introduce karwana tha..

anyways,SAM ke baad NAISHA,RAJAT, EKPREET ne bhi aage badh mom ko hug gesture diya tha..

NITS aur SONU toh MAA se mil pehle hi ghar me aise ghuse the maano wahi iske makaan maalik hon aur hum idhar kiraaye me rehte hon...

aur un sabke piche the RASHI aur KHANAK jinke face par is waqt do do expressions the..

pehle toh SANVY ke ghar par pehli baar aane ki wajah se feel ho rahi nervousness aur dusri jinse milne aaye the woh, meri MAA,unhe dekh ya phir ye kahun ki unki khubsoorati ko dekh ascharya..

is waqt ek half sleeve dheeli printed white t-shirt aur neeche maroon aur nili mixed printed kalamkari lower pants me thi MAA..

ghar par normally aise hi casual wear pehenti thi MAA par in kapdon me bhi unki khubsoorati aur aakarshan zara bhi kam nahi hui thi..

bin makeup aur kisi bhi tarah ki leepa pothi ke baawjud chehra unka yun damak raha tha maano abhi abhi bridal makeup kiya hua ho unhone...

5.7 height thi MAA ki..bank me kaam karne waali ek aam mahila par sharir kisi professional gymnast ki tarah fit tha unka jo is dheele paridhaan ke baawjud bhi bade araam se jaancha jaa sakta tha...

face par woh har waqt bani rehne waali smile unki sundarta,nirmalta aur khaaskar aas paas ke aalam ko aur khushnuma bana deti thi...

40 basant paar karne ke baawjud kisi college graduate se zyada nahi dikhti thi woh aur vyaktitv itna jeevant ki school going girls ko bhi bade araam se complex de den aur MAA ko dekh yahi sab feel kar rahi is waqt KHANAK aur RASHI..

woh dono bhi kisi angel se kam nahi dikhti thi...saath me NAISHA bhi thi jo ek modern upbringing beauty ki sabse achi example thi lekin in teeno ki khubsoorati mila bhi do toh shayad MAA ke aage feeka hi lage un sabka sammilit aakarshan...

khair,jahan ek taraf woh dono sabse peeche khadi ek tak MAA ko dekh rahi thi wahin baaki sabse milne ke baad jab MAA ne un dono ko dekha toh halki hadbada gayi woh..

nayi jagah aur pehli baar milne par hone waali un dono ki uncomfortability samajh gayi thi mom isiliye khud hi muskurate hue un dono ki taraf badhi woh...


MAA-hello girls..mai SANVY ki mom hun...

RASHI-i know,i mean we know aunty..this is for you..


ek ache mehmaan ki tarah saath laaye wrap me lipti gift aage badha di thi RASHI aur ussike saath KHANAK ne bhi jisse dekh phir muskurayi MAA aur..


MAA-itni formality ki zaroorat nahi hai bacchon..

koi party me nahi aaye jo gifts ki zaroorat thi..tumhare friend ka ghar hai ye aur mai uski mom hun..

complete impartial get together hai ye aur ye ghar jitna mera hai,utna tum dono ka bhi..

RASHI-thanks for such kind words aunty par please rakh lijiye ye..acha lagega hume...

MAA-theek hai..par badle me agar mai kuch dun toh mana tum dono bhi nahi karoge,deal...!!!


dono ke haathon se gift lete hue unhe saath le andar aate hue kahi thi ye baat MAA ne jispar bas smile di un dono ne aur...


RASHI-by the way,i am RASHI aunty and she is...

MAA-KHANAK...

KHANAK-you know me aunty...!!!

MAA-ofcourse...aur RASHI,tumhe bhi apna intro dene ki zaroorat nahi thi,tumhe bhi jaanti hun mai....

RASHI-really how aunty..???

MAA-arre mere do khabri hain naa... SONU aur NITS.. tumhare pure group ke baare me bataate rehte hain mujhe..

unhone hi pics dikhayi thi tum dono ki..RASHI,tumhari hi mom ne woh painting di thi naa SANVY ko...!!!!


hall ke left wall ke centre me lage painting ko dekh jo RASHI ki mom ne gift ki thi SANVY ko,kahi thi ye baat MAA ne jispar...


RASHI-aise hi nahi di thi aunty,he earned it...us painting ka jo derivation, explanation SANVY ne diya,he was worth that gift...

by the way aunty...i must say,you are very, very beautiful..bohot khubsoorat hain aap...

KHANAK-true....aur aapka ghar bhi...bohot ache se design aur decorate kiya hai aapne isse...


disigner stools ke upar rakhe kayi antiques, straight wall se chipke 6/5 size aquarium,haath se bane nakkashidaar premium lakdi ka sofa set,ussi gehre rang ka bana dining table..

waise toh white tiles lage the pure ghar me lekin table se lekar sofa tak ke neeche saleti rang ki eye printed carpet saji hui thi jo us area ko aur khubsoorat bana rahi thi..

zyada bada hall nahi tha hamara par jis tarah se sajaya gaya tha isse,dekh kar koi bhi impressed hone waala tha aur wahi hui thi KHANAK...

wahin apni sundarta ki taarif toh gol hi kar gayi MAA par jab KHANAK ne hall me rakhe artifacts aur pure design ki taarif ki toh..


MAA-pasand aaya tumhe..!!!

KHANAK-bohot...

MAA-toh jaakar same lines SANVY ko bol dena..ye sab ussika socha design hai..aur jitne artifacts rakhe hain yahan,woh sab bhi ussine laaye hain ya mangwaye hain...

KHANAK/RASHI-really...!!!


haan,ab tak bohot si chizon me apna dum aur buddhi dikha kar chownkaya tha SANVY ne un sabko par home decoration woh bhi us quality ka jo is ghar ka tha,woh kahin se bhi aam baat nahi thi jiska pura shray VERONICA ne apne bete SANVY ko diya tha,wakayi hairan karne waali hi baat thi ye..


AHHHHH......


teeno me se aage koi kuch bolta ki tabhi SANVY me kamre se NITS ke cheekhne ki awaaz aayi jisse sun muskura uthi VERONICA aur..


VERONICA-kitni baar bola hai guitar waali masti mat kar par ye NITS kabhi samajhta hi nahi..

RASHI-guitar waali masti...!!!

VERONICA-jaao SANVY ke room me..sab pata chal jaayega...


apni baat bol jahan VERONICA kitchen ki taraf badh chuki thi wahin jis room me lagatar shor ho raha tha,RASHI aur KHANAK us room ki taraf badh gayi...


RASHI-heyyyy..ye kya kar rahe ho tum sab...!!! computer table ke side me hi rakhe ek bean bag me NAISHA baithi has rahi thi aur baaki saare ladke is waqt mere bed par ek ke upar ek chadhe hue the...

sabse neeche NITS tha jo lagatar shor kar raha tha.. uske upar tha mai aur mere upar SONU, phir EKPREET, RAJAT aur sabse upar SAM..is kram me apni hi sidhi banayi hui thi hum sabne...

hume is position me dekh pehle toh hairan hue KHANAK aur RASHI par phir agar MAA aa gayi toh daant padegi hum sabko,ye soch room ka door band kar diya RASHI ne..


NITS-hato be haramkhoron...mere haath chhod saale SANVY...pehle hi tedha ho rakha hai...akad gaya toh khub dukhega aur dukha na beta toh gaya tu..

aahhhhh...


saale ki dhamki sun aur mod diya tha maine haath uska jiske baad..


MAI-dhamki dene ke condition me nahi hai tu beta..abbe uchlo mat be..


zor se uchhal rahe the baaki sab mere aur NITS ke upar aur jab mere bolne par bhi un sabka ucchalna band nahi hua toh..


DHABBBBB..

AHHHH...

jaise hi SONU dobara ucchalne ko hua,mai slip out hote hue side hath gaya aur aisa hote hi diya maine ek laath uske side me...

taash ke bikhre patton ki tarah SONU aur uske baad baaki sab bhi idhar udhar ludak kar gir chuke the...

aur NITS..woh toh ab bhi ulta pada halka halka karaah raha tha jisse dekh...


MAI-kyun beta... aur kochakna hai...

NITS-nahi bhai...aaj ka kota ho gaya...

RASHI-kya kochakna..aur kis baat par ye ajeebogarib all in one wrestling match khel rahe the tum sab...

NAISHA-arre inke hamesha ka hai..woh guitar dekh rahi hai,in sabme koi na koi usse uthata hai aur jo aisa karta hai,usse ye SANVY peeththa hai..

aur iske saath baaki sab bhi uspar haath sek lete hain..

but zyadatar ye NITS hi karta hai aisa..


NAISHA ki baat sun KHANAK aur RASHI ki nazar bed ke side me hi rakhe ek dark yellow solid wood finish se bani guitar par gayi..

bohot hi khubsoorat acoustic guitar thi woh jinke bridge ke pass bade hi curved tarike se VERZ likha hua tha...

(a pet name for VERONICA)

saath hi saath bridge pins aur lower bout ke beech us guitar company ke naam ke initials"MARTIN 1948" joki world ki one of the best guitar manufacturing company me se ek hai,uska mark aur date bana hua...


RASHI-wow, MARTIN.....and that too vintage..maine aisa ek piece dekha tha ebay me...par woh 1968 ka tha..

and bidding 4 lakhs tak chali gayi thi uski...ye toh pure vintage hai jo 24 hours ke andar hi 5 se upar click kar jaayegi..

MAI-waah re meri financial adviser...par kripaya apni salah apne paas rakhen...

RASHI-hahaha..very funny...mai toh bas fact bata rahi hun...

par ye sab chhodo aur batao ki is guitar ke liye jhagda kyun...!!!kyun isse touch nahi karne dete tum kisiko SANVY..!!!

EKPREET-ye iske dad ki thi... isiliye thoda possessive hai lounda hamara...

RASHI-aww.. that's so cute...

MAI-ya,ya very cute....


guitar jo thodi tedhi hokar padi hui thi,usse uske bag me daalne laga tha mai...


KHANAK-mujhe nahi pata tha ko tum guitar baja lete ho SANVY...

NITS--guitar aur ye..saale se manjira na baje theek se...

SONU-ssahi hhai..ekk bbaar bbaaju wwaale bblock mme rrehne wwaale RRAMESH KKESHARWANI unncle kke yahann ggaye tthe hhum tteeno...

mmusic kka sshouk hhai unnhe..bbohot sse eqquipments rrakhe hhue hain unnhone..

ttution bbhi llete hhai wwoh mmusic kki...

yye mahashay ttabla kke ssaamne jaakar bbaitha ggaya.....aissa bbajaya issne usse kki ddobara bbajne kke lliye usske uupar kka ccover hhi nnahi bbacha pphir...

HAHAHAHA...


sabhi has diye the SONU ki baat par jisse dekh..


MAI-abbe woh tabla hi kamzor tha.. improvisation kar raha tha mai par saala zor se maarte hi fat gaya saala..

NITS-abbe jis tarah peet raha tha naa tu usse,steel ka bhi bana hua hota woh toh crack aa jaana tha usme..

aur woh toh bechara naa jaane kitna purana tabla tha..sambhal kar rakha tha uncle ne jiska murder aur postmortem dono hi kar diya tha tune...

SONU-auur yyaad hhai.uss ppuraane sse ttable kka 2000 hhazzar mmanga ttha uuncle nne...

RASHI-really.toh diya tumne...

NITS-diye naa..aur woh bhi 5 minute ke andar...par paisa iska nahi tha,unhi ki jeb ka tha jo pehle paar kiya isne aur phir badi sharafat ke saath unhe hi louta diya..

bechare ko mila hua tution fees tha woh jo kuch der pehle hi jeb me daala tha unhone..

naye 2 hazar milne se jahan khush the woh wahin aaj tak unhe samajh nahi aaya hai ki pehle se jeb me pada 2 hazar gaya toh gaya kahan...

doubt toh hua tha unhe ispar lekin suboot kuch tha nahi..ab noton ke number toh check kiye nahi the unhone..

aaj bhi jab ye unke ghar ya unke saamne se nikalta hai toh aise dekhte hain woh isse jaise koi police chor ko dekhti hai...


NITS meri chori ki dastan ka bakhan kar raha tha,aur usse sun RASHI aur KHANAK has has ke pet pakad chuke the...


RASHI-bohot khatarnaak chiz ho yaar tum SANVY...

NITS-arre ek se ek kisse hain saale ke...2,4 picture hi ban jaani hai agar recreate karen toh...

KHANAK-but SANVY,jab guitar ghar par hai hi toh you should try to learn it...

SAM-try karega toh bhi kaam kuch nahi aana..

KHANAK-kyun...???

SAM-dikha toh bhai zara...arre bas 2 minute yaar...


ghura tha maine SAM ko par phir bag uski taraf kar di maine..

SAM-see the strings...rare right...!!!!

bag ka chain khol guitar ki strings ko touch karte hue kahi thi ye baat usne...

RASHI-wow... itni shiny... normal strings se kaafi alag hai ye toh...

SAM-bohot zyada... guitar acoustic hai par strings half classical hain..

and the strangest part..baaki guitars ki tarah naa ye strings phosphorose bronze ke bane hain,naa bronze brass ki mixture ke..

naahi metal use hua hai aur naahi nylon wire se kaam liye gaya hai..

it's organic wiring...animal intestine ko steal ke saath wield karte hue inhe banaya gaya hai..

isiliye itni moti hain ye and too hard to be played perfectly...

E minor sounds like A major par ek high pitch ke saath frequency shake ho rahi ho waise..

same goes for C major jo C kam D major zyada lagta hai par low frequency ke saath...

kisi bhi dhun ko bajaate waqt jo perfect tune release hota hai,woh nikalta hi nahi isse...

paanch saal se guitar baja raha hun mai...bina dekha complete untuned pegs ko tune kar sakta hun mai..

koi bhi note jo kabhi practice nahi bhi kiya ho pehle kabhi,10 seconds max... clearly play kar sakta hun mai but is guitar ke maamle me ye saara equation ulta hai..

is saale se bohot minnat karke ek baar isse kareeb 30 minutes tak play kar theek se bajane ki koshish ki thi maine par kar nahi paaya..

it's like a non penetrable nut to crack...ab aise me kaise sikhega ye isse...

kahin aur se kuch sikh ke aaya bhi hoga toh isse bajate bajate woh sikha hua bhi bhool jaayega ye...

RASHI-wow...aur SANVY tumhare dad baja lete the isse...that makes him...

SAM-one hell of an artist...kaash unse mila hota mai..isse bajane ka secret tarika sikh leta...

MAI-abbe band karo re guitar puran ab..

gate khol re NITS...MAA aane waali hai...


guitar wapas bag me daalte hue kahi thi ye baat maine jispar NITS ne bhi bina kuch kahe door khol diya aur aisa hote hi saamne MAA thi jinke haathon me ek bada sa tray tha aur jo abhi bas mere room ke paas pahunchne waali thi..

ye sab dekh ek baar phir hairan hue the KHANAK aur RASHI aur woh isiliye kyunki naa toh MAA ke aane ke koi footsteps sune the unhone aur naahi MAA ne koi awaaz di thi..

door band tha par phir bhi MAA ka yahan aana aur unki exact timing tak pata thi mujhe..


RASHI-tumhe kaise pata chala...!!!

MAA-kya pata chala kisse...!!!

NITS-woh door band tha na aunty...!!! SANVY ne guess kar liya ki aap hain bahar aur door kholne ke liye kaha..

isiliye shock ho rahi hai ye...


NITS ki baat sun bas ek smile diya MAA ne aur...


MAA-kamsekam 45 minutes lagenge dinner ready hone me..tab tak isse kaam chal jaayega ya you guys need anything thing else too...

EKPREET-arre aunty,pehle hi bohot zyada le aayi hain aap..

hum sab milkar bhi iska 1/4th tak naa khaa paayenge...


gaathiya,uska bada bhai aur gujrati swaroop faafda,saloni, chocolate cream aur good day biscuits,aise hi kuch aur meethe aur namkeen snacks jiske saath nigalne ke liye 2 litre ki pepsi bottle rakhi thi bade se tray me jo MAA lekar aayi thi...


MAA-pura finish karna hai..no excuses...

SAM-arre please aunty...bhook toh lag hi rahi hai par woh sirf isiliye kyunki shaam ke snacks nahi khaaye maine..

sirf aapke haath ke bane CHETTINAD CHICKEN CURRY ke liye..

NITS-aur dinner banane ki timing batane ki zaroorat bhi nahi thi aapko.. chicken ke mahak se apne aap pata chal jaana hai..


pehle SAM aur phir NITS ki baat sun bas sir shake kar nikal gayi room se MAA jiske baad..


KHANAK-kya wakayi itna acha banati hain AUNTY chicken...!!!

NITS-waise toh kaside padh de hum par abhi the best line would be,wait and decide for yourself...

KHANAK-SANVY, tumhare paas tumhare dad ki pic hai...!!!

RASHI-arre mere man ki baat bol di tune..SANVY,show naa yaar..aunty ko dekh uncle ko dekhne ki iccha aur badh gayi hai...

NAISHA-kisi aur ghar ke hall se hote hue pahunchi kya yahan tum dono..

KHANAK/RASHI-matlab...!!!

NAISHA-matlab ye ki hall me itni badi photo tangi ha uncle ki,uspar nazar nahi gayi tum dono ki...


NAISHA ki baat sun bina kuch kahe hi KHANAK aur RASHI wapas hall ki taraf badh gaye jahan aquarium waale wall ke just opposite waali wall par SANEEL AHARYA matlab mere dad ki ek badi si photo tangi hui thi..

last time peeth thi un dono ki is wall ki taraf...saamne ke views aur khaaskar MAA ko dekhne me itne khoye the KHANAK aur RASHI ki nazar nahi gayi thi unki apne piche par ab jo gayi toh jaisa MAA ko dekhkar hairan hue the woh dono,same haalath abhi bhi hui un dono ki...

APS-C CENSOR waale real time eye AF camara se li gayi thi dad ki woh pic jo dekhne se aise lagti thi maano koi picture nahi balki woh khud saamne khade hon..

black colour me three piece suit par party nahi formal wear dress pehni thi dad ne us pic me...

full grown pic thi ye..exact 6 feet unche aur well build body ke maalik the dad jo is pic me pura cover hua tha...

haathon me chamchamati ghadi jiske piche ki hatheli pant ki jeb me gayab ho chuki thi...ek confident par halki smile naach rahi thi dad ke face par maano unhe pata ho ki jab bhi woh click photo ka roop legi,apne aap me unique hi dikhegi...

piche ka background pinkish white tha..ek super successful enterprenaur ki tarah dikh rahe the dad jinka bright face itna charming tha maano sirf apne looks se hi koi million dollars contract sign karwa len woh...

MAA ko dekhkar laga tha RASHI aur KHANAK ko ki shayad unke takkar ka match kahin bhi shayad hi milega par dad ki pic ko dekhte hi unki woh perfect match ki talash jaise rook hi gayi...


RASHI-wow...what a personality man...

KHANAK-sach me yaar..maine kabhi imagine nahi kiya tha ki SANVY ke mom dad aise dikhte honge...


i mean they look like some GOD & GODDESS...


NAISHA-jab maine pehli baar uncle ki pic dekhi thi toh mera bhi kuch aisa hi reaction tha...

RASHI-kiska nahi hoga...aur yaad hai, PRINCI ne bataya tha ki once,he defeated JAIDEN CHOWDHARY...

KHANAK-yup and that to easily...

RASHI-just imagine woh AURA jo apne aas paas create karte honge woh....

NITS-YES,YES,YES,YES,YES....


RASHI, NAISHA aur KHANAK wapas mere room ki taraf badhte hue baatein kar rahe the ki tabhi mere room se tez game aur NITS ki awaaz aane lagi jisse sun...


RASHI/NAISHA/KHANAK-boysss


FORZA HORIZON 4 game chal rahi thi is waqt X BOX me aur khel rahe the isse NITS aur EKPREET...

baaki sab dono me se kisi ek ko backup karte hue shor macha rahe the aur ye dekh...


RASHI-kya yaar..game khelne aaye ho kya idhar...

BOYS-haan...

NAISHA-shut up.. RAJAT,band karo ye game turant..

RAJAT-arre mai thodi na khel raha...

KHANAK-arre band karo naa yaar..tum log game khelte rahoge toh hum kya karenge...

MAI-hold it....


do badi albums jinme MAA aur DAD ki dhero pics thi,woh unke taraf badha di maine jisse dekhte hi apne time paas ka zariya mil gaya tha girls ko...

1000 se bhi zyada pics the un albums me mom dad ke..aur woh bhi around the globe se..

VENICE, SWITZERLAND,LONDON, GREENLAND, SINGAPORE,NEWYORK, AMSTERDAM, PARIS aur aise hi najane kitni hi outdoor location ke pics the unme..

kuch shaadi ke baad ke par mostly shaadi se pehle ke...

albums milte hi X BOX aur ladko ka jo combined loud audio baj raha tha room me,woh jaise un teeno ke kaano me padna hi band ho chuka tha..

teeno ke teeno mere bed me pasar gayi thi aur bade excitement ke saath har pic ko dekhne me busy ho chuki thi...


AHHHH... WHAT'S THAT SMELL... AMAZING....


kareeb half and hour ke baad ek behadh hi stomach twisting smell takrayi teeno girls ke naak me jisne apne aap hi unki aankhein band kar di..


NITS-chicken ready ho gaya..bhuk 5 guna badh gayi bhai..


turant uth kitchen ki taraf badhne ko hua NITS jispar...


MAI-10 minute hain abhi..salad kaatna hai toh jaa phir...

NITS-head shef's assistance nahi dete lounde..tera kaam hai woh..fouran amal kiya jaaye..


wapas apne bean bag me baiththe hue kaha aisa NITS ne jispar mai bhi haste hue kitchen ki taraf badh gaya..

dinner ke liye 45 minutes bole the MAA ne aur exact utne hi waqt baad saare dishes dining table par saj chuke the...


RASHI-UMMMMMHHHH.....

"A BEBER Y A TRAGAR, QUE EL MUNDO SE VA A ACABAR".

jisne bhi bola hai ye,shayad aise hi kisi quisine ko taste karne ke baad apne aap hi nikla hoga uske mooh se ye phrase...


chicken piece ke first bite ko puri tarah mooh me ghulne ke baad bhi uske taste ko feel kar rahi thi RASHI...


RASHI-it's amazing aunty..isse better chicken nahi khaaya maine kabhi...

SAM-welcome to the club...waise what's the meaning of that phrase...!!!

MAA-EAT,DRINK AND BE MERRY,AS TOMMOROW WE DIE...

MAA ne hi bata diya tha RASHI ke spanish phrase ka matlab jisse sun sab unhe hi dekhne lage the..


MAA-what...!!!

RASHI-aapko spanish aati hai aunty...

MAA-thodi bohot...aur ye phrase jab SANEEL ke saath ek baar spain gayi thi mai,tab ek restaurant ke board par padha tha maine...

RASHI-i saw in the pics aunty..

aapke aur uncle ke BARCELONA,SEVILLE aur ALICANTE me bohot se pics hain usme..

KHANAK-aur bhi bohot se countries ke pics hain...looks like aap dono ko travelling ka bohot shouk tha..

MAA-aisa nahi hai.. investment banker the woh aur clients inke kaafi deshon me the..

jab bhi apne clients ka koi bada profit karwate the woh toh bonus me he used to get a free trip to any country he desired of..

ab free ka trip kaun chhodta hai..

RASHI-hahaha...true...

MAA-ab baatein band karo and start eating...


ye baat RASHI aur KHANAK ke liye hi thi.. baaki sab toh khaane me khaaskar chicken thoosne me itna zyada busy the maano kisi project ka deadline line mila ho unhe jiske siwa kuch aur important tha hi nahi....


NAISHA-yum...ye bhi ghar me hi banaya hai kya aunty...!!!!


dinner ho chuka tha sabka jiske baad desert me mile caramel custard ka ek bite lete hi puchi thi ye baat NAISHA ne.


MAA-tumhare friend ne hi toh banayi hai...

NAISHA-really..!!!ye kab seekh li tune...!!!!

MAI-sapne me..mast shef aaya tha ek..free classes dekar gaya...

NAISHA-very funny...


dinner sabka ho chuka tha jiske baad hum sabhi apne plates utha kitchen ki taraf badh chuke the..


NAISHA-tu rehne de.. hum kar lenge...


sink me saare plates rakhe jaane ke baad unhe wash karna start karne ke liye maine ek plate uthaya hi tha ki tabhi NAISHA ne mere haathon se us plate ko le liya tha...


MAI-kya baat hai...!!!acha ek kaam kar,jab bartan dho hi rahi hai toh lage haathon pocha bhi maar diyo...

NAISHA-aa..sabse pehle tere mooh par hi maarti hun pocha...


NAISHA ki baat sun jahan ek taraf hand wash kar haste hue mai kitchin se nikal chuka tha wahin dusri taraf MAA aur unke saath RASHI aur KHANAK bhi kitchen me enter hue..


MAA-arre bachhon.. rehne do tum log... mai kar lungi...


NAISHA ki tarah woh dono bhi plates saaf karne me lag gayi thi jinhe rokne ki koshish ki MAA ne par naa rooki woh...

kuch hi der me saare plates clean hokar shelf me wapas saj chuke the..

is beech KHANAK aur RASHI ne MAA se unke aur dad ke baare me bohot se baatein puchi,unke experiences jaane..

NAISHA toh woh sab pehle se hi jaanti thi isiliye woh normal hi rahi par dauran woh dono meri MAA se aur zyada prabhavit hui thi..

baaton baaton me kab woh sab wapas hall me pahunch sofe par baith gayi,pata hi nahi chala..

shayad baatein aur zyada chalti par MAA ko time awareness tha isiliye...


MAA-kal school hai ya phir SIRIUS ne khudse koi naya holiday implant kiya hai...!!!


KHANAK-oh shit..10 baj gaye...MOM se bola tha maine ki 10 baje tak wapas aa jaaungi...


time dekh hadbada kar sofe se uth gayi thi KHANAK aur ye dekh..


MAA-relax beta..kuch nahi kahengi mom..aur agar kuch kaha toh mujhse baat karwa dena...

KHANAK-thanks aunty..

NAISHA-mai boys ko bula leti hun...

MAI-sir jhukakar adab se khadi ho jaao kaniz...jinke khwahish-deedar ki talab thi tumhe,woh khud hi apne apne tashrif baja farma chuke hain...


boyz mandali ke saath room se nikal MAA aur un teeno ke paas aate hue kahi thi ye baat maine jisse sun...


NAISHA-ussi tashrif me baja dungi zor ka agar aur bakwas ki toh...

MAI-waah..word play...apne RAJAT ki sangati me hoshiyar ho gayi hai ladki...

NAISHA-shut up...

MAA-SANVY....woh boxes..


MAA ki baat puri hone se pehle hi apne haath me rakhe bade se polithin ko unki taraf badha diya tha maine..

NITS-oh,toh ye aunty ke liye hai..saale kabse puch raha tha tujhe toh sidhe sidhe nahi bata sakta tha ye...

MAA-sirf ye polithin mera hai,iske andar rakhi chiz tum sabke liye hai...


ye bol polithin se ek ring box nikala MAA ne aur usse KHANAK ki taraf badha diya...


KHANAK-aunty ye..

MAA-kaha tha naa maine ki agar
badle me mai kuch dun toh mana tum bhi nahi karoge.!!

isiliye bina sawal kiye rakho isse..


MAA ke is tark par bina kisi laag lapet ke le liya us box ko KHANAK ne...


KHANAK-can i open it..???

MAA-sure..

KHANAK-wow... it's beautiful aunty...


chandi se bana jisme GANESHJI ke impression gade the,ek bohot hi khubsoorat sikka tha us box me jisse dekh kaafi khush ho gayi thi KHANAK...


NITS-aunty,kaun se olympics me silver jeeti hai jo ye de rahe ho isse..

MAA-jeeta toh tu bhi nahi hai kuch, par liya toh tere liye bhi hai maine...


3 din me GANESH CHATURTHI hai aur uske 3 din baad se tum sabke first terms shuru ho rahe hain..

bas ussike liye hai ye...

SONU-ppar aaunty,aap ttoh lluck mme nnahi mmante hhain nna...!!!

MAA-positivity ko luck ke saath confuse nahi karte beta..

jab BHAGWAAN ki surat saamne ho naa toh dimag thanda rehta hai aur thanda dimag sawalon ke jawab asaani se dhund leta hai...

SAB-thanks aunty...


aage badh baari baari se hug kiya tha sabne MAA ko jiske baad woh puri paltan entrance door ki taraf badh gayi...


MAA-NAISHA,ek second...


sab door cross kar hi chuke the ki tabhi MAA ne awaaz diya NAISHA ko jispar woh akeli wapas andar aayi..


MAA-ANJU ko dinner ke pics dikhane ki zaroorat nahi hai...


pure dinner ke dauran har dish ki photo click ki thi NAISHA ne...

aaj kal ke time me normal hi tha aisa karna isiliye baaki kisine toh dhyan nahi diya tha us chiz par siway MAA ke...

MAA jaanti thi ki un clicks ka reason jisse unke bataate hi NAISHA ka sir halka neeche ho gaya...


NAISHA-aunty woh...

MAA-explanation ki zaroorat nahi hai beta... maine pehle hi ANJU ke liye khana alag se nikaal diya tha...

abhi woh sab SANVY pack hi kar raha hai..lete hue jaana..

NAISHA-SANVY..!!!

MAA-hairan kyun ho rahi ho..dhyan nahi raha shayad tumhe ki aaj ki chicken curry se dono hi leg piece gayab thi..

koi aur time hota toh hungama khada kar deta woh..par aaj halka sa bhi react nahi kiya usne...kyunki...

NAISHA-leg pieces ANJALI ke bhi favourite hain...


mujhe dekhte hue jo is waqt kitchen me rice, chicken,baaki bani sabziyan aur caramel custard pack kar raha tha,puri ki thi MAA ki baat NAISHA ne jiske baad..


NAISHA-pata hai aunty ek time tha jab mai thoda jalti thi SANVY se..uski aur ANJALI ki dosti se..

waisa bond kabhi nahi dekha maine..aaj mai ANJALI ki best friend hun...

SANVY door door tak bhi nahi hai hamare beech...par bura aaj bhi lagta hai...

i just miss those days..saath milkar kitna pareshan karte the ye dono baaki sabko...

ek dusre ke liye kisise bhi ladh jaate the aur aaj,ek dusre se hi ladhte rehte hain har waqt...

inki woh bonding...i hope ki woh din wapas lout aaye...

MAA-zyada din nahi bache hain un dino ke loutne me beta...


MAA ki baat par hairangi se dekhne lagi unhe NAISHA jispar smile karte hue...


MAA-trust me.... bohot jald pehle ki tarah saath honge ye dono...

NAISHA-really aunty..agar aisa ho saka toh..

MAA-aisa hi hoga...aur tumhe kuch bhi karne ki zaroorat nahi hai..

haadse zaroor bure hote hain par kuch haadse anjaane me hi sahi,kuch toote dhaage jod jaate hain...

NAISHA-mai kuch samjhi nahi aunty..

MAA-zaroorat bhi nahi hai..

MAI-kis chiz ki zaroorat nahi hai..chandi ka sikka de diya ab kya ghar naam likhwa dun tere...


saara food pack kar MAA aur NAISHA ke paas aa chuka tha mai..

wahin meri baat sun..


NAISHA-likhwana hoga toh mai khud aunty se likhwa lungi...teri zaroorat naa hai..


mere haathon se woh choti but efficient food bag le liya tha NAISHA ne jispar..


MAI-thanks bolte hain aise time par...

NAISHA-mere liye hota toh mai bolti...jiske liye hai, agar bulwa sakta hai toh ussise bulwa le thanks..

MAI-bulwa toh leta but the thing is ki uske dictionary me thanks ki spelling bhaad me jaa waali hoti hai..

NAISHA-hahahaha....


haste hue ek baar phir MAA ko side se hug kar woh door ki taraf badh gayi..hum bhi saath hi the uske..


NAISHA-i will pray ki aapki predict ki gayi baat sach ho jaaye aunty...!!!


road side apni apni cars ke paas khade the baaki sab jinki taraf badh gaya tha mai..

aur mujhe aage jaata dekh MAA se kahi ye baat NAISHA ne jispar upari taur pe toh bas muskura bhar diya MAA ne par man hi man unke is waqt ghum rahe the kuch lines...

woh lines jisse unki soch sach ka roop lene waali thi...

LINES jo kuch yun the....




dekhne layak hoga woh drishya jab jazbaat buddhi se LADEGI...

nazaaren saaf ho jaayenge jab nazaren is paaydaan ki aakhri sidhi CHADHEGI...

upkshep (prolouge) toh ab jaakar pura hoga jiske baad...

ye GALATH apne SAHI aarambh ki taraf aage BADHEGI...










AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI...










AAPKA APNA V...J...

Awesome update bro

 

[Ayush2017]

AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF KHANAK AUR RASHI PEHLI BAAR SANVY KI MAA SE MILTI HAIN WAHIN DUSRI TARAF VERONICA NAISHA KO BATATI HAI KI BOHOT JALD ANJALI AUR SANVY KE BEECH CHEEZEN RESOLVE HO JAAYENGI.

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-30

DATE-15TH SEPTEMBER


CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-B.O.B





UMMMMM...... AMAZING......KYA TASTE HAI YAAR...


parathe me matar paneer ko lapeththe hue jaise hi woh tukda mooh me daala HARISH ne,toh aankhen band kar mooh me ghule us swad ka maza lene laga woh...

aur VERONICA uske aise reaction par bas halke se muskurane lagi...

lunch hour chal raha tha abhi B.O.B me..waise toh paas ke hi bhojanalay se tiffin daily hi aata hai HARISH ka par kyunki aaj lunch duration shuru hone ke waqt woh VERONICA ke hi cabin me tha isiliye apna lunch offer kiya usne jiska pehla hi bite liya tha usne..


HARISH-waise hamare yahan riwaz hai ek ki agar khaana hadh se zyada lazzatdaar lage toh usse banane waale ka haath chum liya jaata hai...


VERONICA-kuch bhi naa...


sir halka neeche kar houle se smile karte hue kaha ye VERONICA ne..

in kuch dino me kaafi achi bonding ho gayi thi un dono ki..

lagbhagh daily hi baaju ke coffee shop me jaate the dono..

official aur uske saath non offical bhi dheron baatein karte the VERONICA aur HARISH...

beech beech me bilkul abhi ki tarah ek healthy flirting dialogue chipkaate rehta tha HARISH jisse yaa toh dhyan hi nahi deti thi VERONICA ya phir bas muskura deti thi aur isiliye himmat dheere dheere hi sahi,kaafi badhne lagi thi HARISH ki...


HARISH-arre sach me... kehte hain ki khaana banane waale ka haath agar chuma jaaye toh agli baar uske haathon ke bane khaane ka zayka aur badh jaata hai...

VERONICA-par hamare yahan toh ye maana jaata hai ki agar khaana banane waale ko akela chhod diya jaaye toh agle khaane ka zayka aur badh jaata hai...

HARISH-hmm..well played...mujhe meri hi baat par lapet liya..not bad...

waise tum intelligent bhi ho,smart bhi, beautiful toh ab kya hi kahun,aur ab pata chala ki awesome cook bhi ho...kuch aisa bhi hai jo tum nahi kar sakti...!!!

MAI-saamne waale ki tumhari tarah har baat par taarif karna nahi aata mujhe..

HARISH-tum jisse taarif karna keh rahi ho,mai usse sach bolna kehta hun...

aur sach toh bolna hi chahiye,naa...


apna mobile pocket se nikaalte hue kahi thi ye baat HARISH ne jiske baad kuch seconds scroll ke baad aakhein brightly chamakne lagi uski aur...


HARISH-lo ji..ek aur saboot mere sach ka...


mobile VERONICA ki taraf karte hue kahi thi ye baat HARISH ne jispar jaise jaise VERONICA display me dikh rahe mail ko padhti gayi,ek baar phir uske face par smile badhti gayi...


VERONICA-congrats...

HARISH-ye mera dialogue hai madam... congratulations... pehle dono plans ki tarah tumhara banaya third plan APF bhi next month se pure country ne laagu ho jaayega...

kisi ek division ya state se nahi balki puri country se B.O.B head office me thousands of layouts bheje gaye the lekin sirf tumhara plan hi chuna gaya hai...

woh bhi ek ya do nahi balki pure teeno hi plans ke layout...

ab supreme intelligence ka isse bada saboot toh na mil sakta koi...

VERONICA-theek hai naa.ab ho gaya toh ho gaya.. it's not that a big deal...!!!

HARISH-yeh, it's not a big deal... it's a gigantic deal..banking me isse badi uplabdhi ho hi nahi sakti...

kamsekam maine toh naa dekhi na suni...you are just brilliant VERONICA and you know that...

batati aur jatati nahi,ye alag baat hai.par sach kahun toh tumhare issi selfless ATTITUDE ke murid ho gaye hain hum...

i wish ki meri beti tumse mil paati....!!!

VERONICA-CHHAYA, right...!!!toh usme kaun si badi baat hai...vacations ya holiday par bula lena usse...

mumbai se idhar tak ki flight bas 2 ghante ki toh hai...

HARISH-haan diwali me toh aayegi hi... matlab 3 mahine baad..

VERONICA-you are missing her...

HARISH-ofcourse...after all,beti hai meri...transfers toh pehle bhi kayi baar hue hain mere par ye pehli baar hai jo woh saath nahi aayi mere..

VERONICA-tumne bataya tha ki board chal rahe hain uske...

HARISH-isiliye toh nahi aayi...par dar bane rehta hai har waqt..

itne bade sheher me akele chhodna pada usse mujhe...phone par toh bohot araam se,woh kya kehte hain aaj kal,haan,chilled out hokar baat karti hai but i am not sure..

pata nahi kaise manage karti hogi...

VERONICA-hamare bacche sirf hamare liye hi chote hote hain..

but real me they are way mature then us...aur khaaskar ladkiyan..

jab responsibilities ki baat aati hai toh apne umr se zyada samjhdaar ho jaati hain woh..

waise bhi tumne bataya tha ki hostel me hai tumhari beti..

and that it's a good one..toh phir zyada sochne ki zaroorat hi nahi hai...

HARISH-kuch bhi bolo yaar par chinta toh hoti hi hai naa...

VERONICA-mere kuch pehchaan ke log hain mumbai me...agar tum kaho toh woh har hafte checkout kar lenge CHHAYA ko...

HARISH-arre nahi nahi...uski zaroorat nahi hai...


hadbada gaya tha HARISH VERONICA ki baat par lekin phir turant khud ko sayyamit kar...


HARISH-actually CHHAYA ko pasand nahi ki koi uski zyada khair khabar le...

mai bhi zyada phone laga lun toh irritate ho jaati hai woh...

VERONICA-ab ye toh normal hi hai...uski umar me freedom kisse pasand nahi...!!!

HARISH-haan,par pehle aisa nahi tha...lekin jab se NEETA(WIFE) guzri hai,tab se ek shell jaise situation me chali gayi hai meri beti...

zyadatar apne aap me hi rehti hai..pehle kaafi baatuni thi woh par ab uski woh non stop baatein,chanchalta sab jaise kho si gayi hai...

kaafi sensetive tone me baat kar raha tha HARISH abhi jisse sun VERONICA uthi aur apna left hand uske kandhe par rakha usne...


VERONICA-waqt ke saath sab theek jo jaayega...khoya uske saath tumne bhi toh hai...

abhi choti hai woh..

par agar tumhe apni beti ka pain dikh raha hai toh ek din usse bhi tumhara dard dikhega...

aur jab aisa hoga toh apne dad ke liye uski woh kho chuki chanchalta wapas aa jaayegi...


VERONICA ke baat par apne kandhe par rakhe uske us haath ke upar apna ek haath rakh diya HARISH ne aur halka press karte hue..


HARISH-thanks VERONICA..itni achi dost hone ke liye..NEETA ke baad kisi se baat karna,apne feelings share karna pasand nahi tha mujhe...

bas apni beti ke liye jiye jaa raha tha..

par ab...jabse friendship hui hai tumse...i feel good...

acha lagta hai tumhara saath...


VERONICA ki aankhon me jhaankte hue kahi thi ye baat HARISH ne jispar woh bhi usse dekhne lagi thi..

gehri saanson ke beech thoda kareeb jaane laga tha HARISH uske par tabhi halka hadbadakar thodi piche hue woh aur..


VERONICA-hand wash karkar aati hun...


right hand jisse lunch ke baad ho rahi baaton ki wajah se abhi tak wash nahi kiya tha VERONICA ne..jahan unhe indicate karte hue turant cabin ke bahar nikal gayi woh wahin uske jaate hi ek kamingi bhari smile ke beech shirt ke upar se hi apne seene ko masalte hue..


HARISH-well played HARISH...sharif auraton par bhaavnaatmak baatein hamesha kaam karti hai...

haaye,aaj toh lapet hi lena tha saali ko maine...khair,koi nahi...waise bhi us shikaar ka kya hi maza jo asaani se giraft me aa jaaye...

ye hichak,sayyam,gairat... dheere dheere toote tabhi toh sharir nichodne ka maza aayega....



SAME EVENING:-


PLACE-THE CHANDER VILLA





BHAI,MAI PHIR BOL RAHA HUN,WAPAS CHALTE HAIN...NAA ANDAR SAAF PAANI BEHNE WAALA HAI AUR NAAHI TERE MOOH ME FILTAR HAI...

KAHIN PANGA NAA HO JAAYE...


SAM ke teen manzila mahal numa ghar ke bahar lage cars ki lambi kataar me apni bhi car ko jod usse utarte hue mujhse kahi thi ye baat NITS ne...

SAM ki mom MRS SMRITI CHANDER...

aaj birthday tha unka..ek shaandar party rakhi thi apne is khaas din ko celebrate karne ke liye unhone aur SAM ne hum sabhi ko is auspicious occasion me sharik hone ke liye invite kiya hua tha...

but the thing was ki unlike the other members of our school group,meri,NITS aur SONU ki SAM ke mom se nahi banti thi ya phir ye kehna zyada sahi hoga ki hum teeno ka middle class status SAM ke mom ki aankhon ko khatakta tha..

jitni baar bhi humara aamna saamna hua tha unse,SAM ki wajah se directly toh kuch keh nahi paayi thi woh par unke haav bhaav hamesha nakaratmak hi rahe the..

SAM ke idhar udhar hone par kayi baar indirect taunts bhi kiya tha unhone jiska like always,jawab rehta tha mere paas isiliye mere prati unki naapasandgi kuch zyada hi thi...

NITS bohot ache se jaanta tha is baat ko isiliye ek aakhri baar koshish ki usne is party ko avoid karne ki jisse sun...


MAI-abbe minaral water peeke bade hone waalon ki tabiyat mousam ke badalne ke saath bigadti hai..

apan toh municipality ke paani waale hain,naa hota asaani se asar humpar kisi virus ka...

SONU-abbe tteri issi ddailogebbazi kke cchakkar mme hhi cchudenge hhum...

jjinki pparty hhai aur jjo unnke ssabse kkareeb hhain,wwoh ddono ffamilies ppasand nnahi kkarti ttujhe..

NITS-abbe haan, ANJALI ke parents...uske mom dad toh aise dekhte hain tujhe jaise nazar se hi murder kar denge tera..

aur tu saale batata bhi nahi ki unki kaun si lanka me aag lagayi thi tune...

MAI-abbe oh environmental analytic experts..band karo apni bakwas...

SAM ke bulane par,uske constant dhamkiyon waale request par aaye hain hum idhar..

party me nahi gaye toh bura lagega usse...ab woh saath hoga apne toh tention kaisa..

par phir bhi dost ke liye thodi insult sehni padi toh seh lenge..

bottom line, yaa toh andar chalo chupchap nahi toh yahin se kalti maar lo...party ke baad lene aa jaayiyo mujhe..

NITS-haan yahi bacha hai ab life me.. driver ko tarah sahab ko pick karenge hum..

chal bhosdike,jo hoga dekha jaayega... par bhai,apni woh sehne waali baat repeat mode me khudko yaad dilwate rahiyo...

SONU-hhaan bbhai,kkisi bbaat ppar bbhadak kkar haath mmat cchhod dena kkisi par..ssaale ssabhi V.I.P'S hhain..

bbodyguards kke saath cchalte hain... bbohot kutenge bbaad mme..

MAI-baap ko sikhana band karo be aur chalo ab...

NITS-mercidez,b.m.w, jaguar, bentley, maserati, porsche, mitsubishi...saala sabse sasti gaadi toh volkswagen khadi hai yahan..par woh bhi 25 se upar ki hai..

apni honda city toh cycle hai in sabke aage...


line se parked saari gaadiyon ko dekh aage badhte hue kahi thi ye baat NITS ne...


SONU-bbhai,jjab bbhi SAM kke gghar kke iss enntrance kko ddekhta hhun ttoh aisse llagta hhai kkisi ffive sstar hhotel mme enter kkar rraha hhun..

us gigantic main gate se enter hote hi saamne porch se pehle bane bade se fuhaare aur uske ird gird bane kareeb 2000 sq.feet bade garden ko dekhte hue kahi thi ye baat SONU ne..


YOUR NAMES SIR...


maine entrance gate se thoda andar khade invite attendent ne pucha tha humse ye sawal..

guest ko unki pehle se hi register me darj naam ke adhaar par hi entry allowed thi...


MAI-SANVEER AHARYA..SONU SHRIVASTAV...NITENDRA BHATNAGAR....


hum teeno ke hi naam bata diye usse maine jisse apne guest register se match karne me lag gaya woh...


ATTENDENT-sorry for the inconvenience sir.. welcome to CHANDER'S VILLA...


ek formal smile ke saath hume andar jaane ki permission si di thi usne jiske baad SAM ke ghar ki taraf badh chale hum...

kareeb ek minute ka waqt laga tha hume entrance gate se entrance door ka safar pura karne me..

pehle bhi 3,4 baar aa chuke hain hum yahan par har baar is mehel numa ghar ki khubsoorati nihaarne se nahi chukte the hum..

wakayi khubsoorat tha SAM ka pura ghar..is waqt saamne bane porch me kul 6 vilaayti gaadiyan khadi thi jinka total estimate 10 crores se bhi zyada tha...

bunglow ke saare walls ke beechon beech kareeb 10 lamps bane the jo un diwaron ko andar se light up kiye hue the..

ghar ke just right ki taraf ek bada sa pool bana tha..

jahan se chalte hue enter hue the hum, theek hamare side me hi kareeb 30 metre door line se servent quarters the jinki ginti 10 se bhi zyada thi...

kareeb 9000 square feet me faile sirf is 3 manzile is imaarat me kul 20 rooms,2 hall aur 2 gym the...

ground floor par sirf ek hall, kitchen, store room aur 2 bed rooms the..baaki ke saare bedrooms first aur second floor par bane the...

stairs zigzag pattern me bane the jo is bunglow ke interior ko ek alag hi royal touch de raha tha...

waise toh aisi grand parties bahar lawn me hoti hain par SAM ke ghar ka hall kaafi bada tha..

model kuch yun bana tha is ghar ka ki 6000 square feet sirf hall me use hue the...


NITS-woh rahi mandli apni...SAM bhi udhar hi hai..


entrance door se hote hue jab andar aaye hum toh left side bane bar me jahan sharab ke saath mocktails bhi available the aaj,khade the hamare sabhi group waale...

waise aaj ke is party occasion ki wajah se kul 3 temporary bar counters aur bhi lage hue the.

ek toh hamare friends ke just opposite direction me hi bana hua tha..

aur wahan thode thode gap me kul do aise group khade the jinme se zyadatar logon ko jaante the hum..

ek group toh B section se hamare sabse ghanisht mitr ROHAN aur uske kuch friends ka tha and second group me apne kuch work competitors aur friends ke saath khade the DEVANSH MALHOTRA... ROHAN'S dad...

ROHAN ki nazar humpar padh chuki thi par unlike his behavior,hume completely avoid kar apne doston me busy ho gaya tha woh..

anyways, apne group ki taraf chal pade hum teeno..

haathon me orange juice se bhara glass pakde hue maroon colour ki wrap style midi party dresses me khadi thi KHANAK..

RASHI, NAISHA aur ANJALI bhi alag alag colour me hi sahi magar KHANAK ki tarah midi dress me hi the...

wahin RAJAT aur EKPREET hamari tarah hi casual party wear as in party jacket,jiske andar shirt aur neeche trousers pehne hue the..

appearance SAM ka sabse alag tha..ab ek tarah se woh bhi host hi tha is party ka isiliye black tuxedo pehna hua tha lounde ne..

baaki sab toh chit chat me busy the par KHANAK jiske liye aisa mahoul zara naya tha,woh chup chaap apne orange juice ka sip lete hue khadi thi...


RAJAT-ye dekho.. finally aa gaye teeno kamine..


hum par nazar padte hi wave kiya tha RAJAT ne jiske beech hum teeno un sabke paas pahunch chuke the...


SAM-kahan ruk gaye the be tum teeno..!!!

MAI-khana check karwa rahe the..ab tu toh host hone ke baad bhi irresponsible ban yahan vellon ke type khada hai.

toh tera kaam hum kar rahe the...

EKPREET-kya khaa kar paida kiya tha be tujhe aunty ne..har sawal par kuch na kuch tedha jawab dena hi rehta ha tujhe..

MAI-tedhe jawabon se balance bane rehta hai..

aur beta,upwas rakhna padta hai SANVEER jaise sapoot ko janm dene ke liye...

NITS-correction sir.sapoot nahi,kapoot...

HAHAHAHAHA...


has diye the sab khaaskar girls NITS ki baat par jisse dekh..


MAI-aaj pata chala.. muskurahat agar dil-e-sukun dene waali ho toh beizattai bhi be-asar si lagti hai..


KHANAK, RASHI aur NAISHA ko dekh kahi thi ye baat maine jispar woh teeno hi halki blush karne lagi thi..


RAJAT-abbe oye...isse toh chhod de..booked hai ye..


NAISHA ko side se hold karte hue kahi thi ye baat RAJAT ne jisse dekh...


MAI-abbe train ki ticket hai jo booked hai NAISHA..waise bhi kisi maha tharki vidhwaan ne kaha tha and i quote"khaali kursi par toh koi bhi baith sakta hai..himmatwar woh jo dusre ki kursi hathiya le"...


KHANAK-chii...how tacky...

MAI-fursat mil gayi aapko...ab tak kahan khoyi hui thi aap..!!!

KHANAK-sun rahi thi maha pandit shri shri shri SANVEER AHARYA ji ki baatein...

MAI-bolna sikh gayi hai ladki...

KHANAK-sangati ka asar hai...

LADIES AND GENTLE.. FINALLY,THE WAIT IS OVER.. HERE'S PRESENTING,THE PERSON OF THE MOMENT...THE BIRTHDAY GIRL,MRS SMRITI CHANDER...


announcement ke beech upar ke last stairs se blue shining long gown pehne utarne lagi thi MRS SMRITI CHANDER jinhe dekh pashchatya sanskriti ka namuna dikhate hue sabhi mehmaan apne apne haathon me pakde drink ko samaan me upar utha unka swagat karne lage the...

halki halki dhun jo pure mahoul ko ab tak ek sukoon ki chaanv odhaye hue thi,usse bhi is announcement ke dauran band karwa diya gaya tha...

is dauran SMRITI CHANDER ki secretary cum aaj ke liye niyukt unki anouncer bhi apna kaam kar side hath chuki thi..


SAM-excuse me guys....


apne tuxedo ka button lagate hue SAM bhi apni mom ki taraf badh chala tha..


RASHI-wow yaar..SAM'S mom ki personality bhi kaafi awesome hai...

KHANAK-yup..and look at the dress...it looks quite expensive...

MAI-its HERMIS..very expensive...


pineapple juice jiske liye pehle hi bol chuka tha mai,serve hote hi uska sip lete hue kahi apni baat maine jispar sab hairani se mujhe hi dekhne lage the...


NITS-tujhe kaise maalum be..tu hi sila hai kya woh dress..???

MAI-beta agar HERMIS brand ka taylor hota mai toh mujhse milne ke liye appointment lena padta tujhe...

RASHI-par tumhe kaise...???

MAI-oh simple...but first things first..SAM ki mom ne apne birthday ke liye dress liya hai toh obvio woh international brand ka hi hoga..

ab har international brand ki apni ek alag khaasiyat hoti hai...

dekho dress ko dhyan se...

purest silk joki kaafi rare hota hai,usse crafted hai woh dress aur normal blue colour se imprinted nahi hai woh balki turquoise blue tone ka shade use hua hai us kapde me..

aise event ke liye perfect... anyways,cape detail jo scarf like borders ke saath continuation me gale tak gaya hai which is v-neck...

ussi V-neck ke pure silhouette me joki har jagah se draped hai as in lipta hua sa dikh raha hai,uspar ek empire line bana hua hai..

woh line asal me ek tarah ka logo hai that's designed and patented by HERMIS...

hence,HERMIS it is...


saari detailing dene ke baad jab mai apne doston ke taraf palta toh unhe khudko mooh faade dekhte paaya..

halke smile ke saath juice ka sip lete hue mai wapas saamne dekhne laga jispar...


RASHI-who are you SANVY...!!!i mean literally,rarest chizon ka knowledge bhi tum aise define karte ho jaise bohot common hai woh sab aur sabhi jaante hain uske baare me...

ANJALI-duniya bhar ka faaltu gyan hai isme bas khudki class me kya padhayi ho rahi hai,ussiki khabar nahi...

MAI-arre..wahi bolun mai ki abhi tak acha acha kyun feel kar raha tha mujhe...

tune jo mooh nahi khola tha ab tak...par ab jo mooh faad hi diya hai tune,beda garg hone ka time shuru...

EKPREET-guyzz...SAM bula raha hai...


meri baat par ANJALI kuch kehti ki tabhi EKPREET ki baat sun sab saamne dekhne lage jahan is waqt cake cutting ceremony start hone waali thi...

apni mom ke saath hi SAM khada tha jo hume bhi apne paas aane ka ishara kar raha tha..

waise toh ab tak lagbhag sabhi guests ne gher liya tha us area ko isiliye hum bhi un sabke saath jaakar khade ho gaye...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY hymn ke beech MRS CHANDER ne woh 20 kg ka 7 rounds waala pineapple cake cut kiya par is beech..


NITS-abbe ANJALI ki mom ko toh dekh... kaise dekh rahi hai tujhe...!!!


mere kaan me dheere se kahi thi ye baat NITS ne jispar bina apne right ko taraf dekh jahan kuch hi doori par SHRAVYA UDAASI,ANJALI'S MOM khadi mujhe hi ghur rahi thi,smile karne lag gaya mai...

waise dekh woh sirf mujhe hi nahi balki apni beti ko jo mere dusri taraf khadi thi,usse bhi rahi thi..


MAI-ab kisi ki nazar par toh kaabu nahi hai apna..dekhne de jitna dekhna hai...

NITS-saale kuch toh gadbad hui hai tere aur unke beech.

nahi toh pehle jab bhi aamna saamna hota tha toh mujhe aur SONU ko bhi ghurti thi woh par kuch time se tu hi rehta hai unke nishaane pe...

MAI-tu saale faaltu chizon par hi dhyan de bas..udhar dekh,cake cut chuka hai..

NITS-dekhne se pet me chala jaayega kya...!!!

MAI-PANKAJ UDAAS ko bhi bulwaya hai kya be...!!!


SAM jo uski mom ke unke well wishers ke saath indulge hote hi humare paas aa gaya tha,usse bola tha maine ye jispar..


SAM-PANKAJ UDAAS!!?ab ye kahan se aaya be...!!!???

MAI-jab se aaye hain,bas slow instrumental hi baj raha hai..

toh laga mahoul ko aur boring banane ke liye unhe bhi bulaya hoga....

SAM-romantic retro bolte hain usse..aur dhyan se sun..bollywood nahi, international vintage tracks hain..rare to find...

isse acha aur kya hoga is type ki parties me...!!!

ANJALI-vintage tracks...tailor miya ko kapdo se bahar ka knowledge thodi naa hoga aur woh bhi romantic...!!!no chance...

bas woh local chhaap bhaangra kar apne saath baaki sabko bhi fasana aata hai isse..


ANJALI ke taunt ke beech baaki sab bhi aa chuke the humare paas..ab ANJALI aur meri tu tu mai mai toh unke liye world famous thi isiliye has bhar diye the sab..


MAI-kamal hai.. bhaangra aur free style alag hokar bhi ek sa hi dance form hai kyunki haath faila khul kar naachne ki azaadi dono me hi milti hai..

par agar koi free style dancing try kare toh cool aur bhaangra kare toh local..

sirf isiliye kyunki ek dance form U.S.A me originate hua tha aur dusra hamara apna banaya hua hai...

param sththi vishleshak(analyzer) ANJALI UDAASI ji...pata hai aapko hamare local bhaangre me kul kitne movement hote hain..

near about 300...and what about free style or any other international dance form...

10 se zyada variations nahi hai kisime jinhe alag alag tarah se bas modification karke show off kiya jaata hai...

puri energy se agar bhangra ke un 300 movements ko try karo naa toh kamsekam 4 international dance form ki mili hui energy lagti hai...

EKPREET-arre bas kar bhai.. punjabi mai hun par bhaangre ko local bolne par class tu le raha hai iski..

MAI-class nahi balak,sach ka aayna bolte hain isse... waise ek aur aayna bhi hai..

mere aane ke baad abhi tak kul 4 vintage tracks sune hai maine..

pehli thi 1927 se OLD BROAD WAY joki ek street side jazz piece hai..

dusri thi BLUE MOON track joki same naam ki movie se li gayi thi.. year,1934...

phir baji CHEEK TO CHEEK joki russian track hai..aired on 1935...

aur finally disney classic pinocchio ki 1940 me released ki gayi WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR...

ye the aapke woh so called vintage collection ke song jo purane zaroor hain par impressive bilkul nahi...

par kya karen..mahoul ko western touch dene ke liye unki hi parampara ko copy karna toh banta hi hai phir bhale lag ye sab khudko bhi bakwas hi raha ho...


jo baatein maine kahi,woh mere doston ke liye shocking toh thi hi par saath hi saath woh sach bhi tha jo jaante hue bhi anjaan bane hue the woh sab aur khaas kar yahan aaye saare mehmaan...

yahi wajah thi ki reaction kaise de,ye samajh nahi aa raha tha un sab ko..


MAI-chalo bhai...khaane me toh time hai abhi..juice hi gatakte hain tab tak...


NITS aur SONU ko saath lekar wapas beverage counter ki taraf badhne ko hua mai par tabhi..


SAM-abbe bhukkad starters bhijwa deta hun..

par saale,baaki sab chizon ka knowledge rakha hua hai par ye kaise bhul gaya ki MOM ke birthday par aaya hai tu, wish nahi karega unhe...


MAI-abbe bhid dekh aunty ke aaju baaju...ab itni bheed me kya chillakar wish kare hum..

aisa lagega union se hain hum aur apni maange puri karne ke liye naare laga rahe hain...

SAM-chup be.. birthday meri mom ki hai..baaki sabki line alag se lagegi aur apni alag...

MAI-ab ye ki naa pate ki baat lounde... chal bhai jaldi chal.waise bhi chicken tikke bhi mehek aane lagi hai mere naak me..

jaldi se wish kar dete hain phir 4,4 plate each manga liyo...


meri baat par sabhi has diye the....


SAM-saala bhukkad...

MAI-abbe,bukeys kidhar hai..

NITS-woh kya lene gaya hai SONU...


beverage counter ke just piche sabhi ne apne apne laaye bukeys rakhe the jinhe SONU ke piche piche woh sab bhi lene chal diye the...


MAI-happy birthday aunty...


baaki sabke baad maine bhi apna bukey SAM'S mom ki taraf badha diya jispar ek pal ki naagwaari bhare expression ke baad apne bete ke chalte jo humse thoda piche hi khada tha,le liya aunty ne...

mujhse pehle SONU aur NITS se bookey lete waqt bhi same expressions aaye the aunty ke face par..

reason..

wahi typical..hum teeno ka middle class status jo pasand nahi tha aunty ko..

unhe lagta tha ki SAM ke rich hone ka faayda uthate hain hum teeno...

indirectly kayi dafa toka bhi tha unhone SAM ko hamare saath naa rehne ko par maana nahi tha SAM...


AUNTY-nice flower......

MAI-SANVEER aunty..

AUNTY-ya SANVEER..."BLOSSOMS" se liya hai...

(BLOSSOMS DEHRADUN ka sabse bada florist shop hai..wahan ek gulaab ki keemat bhi 200 rs hoti hai)

MAI-nahi aunty.. dusre florist se liya hai...

AUNTY-standerd!!!

MAI-jee...

AUNTY-i thought so..

MAI-ab aunty,bookey toh bookey hi hota hai..

waise bhi,you are looking so beautiful ki phool kahin ke bhi ho,feeke hi lagenge aapke saamne...

AUNTY-hmm.charming...aise hi mithi baaton se ab tak dost bane hue ho SAM ke...


SAM,EKPREET,RAJAT,NITS,SONU aur girls ke saath thoda piche khada tha jisse ek baar dekh kahi thi ye baat aunty ne jispar smile kiya mai aur...


MAI-yahan moujud itne saare guests me aapke kitne dost hain aunty...???

AUNTY-excuse me...

MAI-friends aunty...

AUNTY-friends banane ka naa waqt hai mere paas aur naahi koi zaroorat...

MAI-zaroorat toh 2 roti se bhi zyada ki nahi hoti hai aunty par yahan toh laakhon ka khaana banwaya hua hai aapne...

you are a successful business enterprenaur aunty aur mai kuch bhi nahi, phir bhi apne chote mote experience se ek baat kehta hun...

friends zaroorat ke liye nahi balki isiliye banaye jaate hain taaki is zaroorat shabd ki zaroorat kabhi pade hi naa.

waisa hone ke pehle hi dost dhaal bankar saamne khade ho jaayen sur zaroorat puri kar den..

financially aap beshak stable kar sakti hain SAM ko par mentally aur emotionally sirf aap tak hi simit nahi hai uske daayra...

us daayre me uske dost bhi aate hain joki hum hain..

aur baat hum meethi karen ya kadwi,asar dawayi ka hi karenge aapke bete par woh bhi ayurvedic..

faayda ho naa ho, nuksaan nahi hoga...have a good evening aunty and again,a very happy birthday...


jahan muskurate hue apni baat bol palath gaya mai wahin mujhe piche se jaate dekh...


SMRITI-nuksaan naa ho toh hi acha hai ladke kyunki agar waisa hua toh kabhi exist bhi karte the tum aur tumhari family,iska suboot tumhare pehchaan waalon ke paas bhi nahi milega...


NITS-beta, phir se SANVYGIRI dikha raha tha na tu...!!

MAI-SANVYGIRI..ye naya laya lounde tu..

NITS-bakwas band kar be..kya baat kar raha tha SAM ki mom se..!!!

MAI-abbe itni behetarin party me invite karne ke liye thanks bol raha tha aur thodi bohot unki taarif..bas...

SONU-bbeta chodu kkisi aur kko bbanana...bbulaya ttujhe SAM nne hhai,auunnty nne nnahi..

yye ssab ddikhawa ttujhe ppasand nnahi, mmaalum hhai hhume..auur jjhuti ttarif ttu nna iss pparty kki kkarega aur nnahi aunty kki..

MAI-abbe chaabo mat be..kuch GALATH bola hota toh party se bahar naa phikwa deti woh...

NITS-yahi toh tera game hota hai saale.. GALATH baat bhi itne SAHI tarah bolta hai ki usse samajhne me hi saamne waale ka aadha time nikal jaata hai..

MAI-laa bhai laa...aur aan de lagatar...

NITS-hari chutney thodi zyada laayiyo agli baar...


baat karte hue pehle se hi ek corner me bade se round table ke ird gird baithe hamare baaki paltan ke paas pahunche hi the hum teeno ki tabhi ek waiter chicken tikke se bhari plate girls ke aage rakhne ko hua par us plate ke safar ko aadhe me hi rok uski disha ghumate hue pakad liya maine aur waiter ko repeat mode ke instruction dete hue khaali chair par baith gaya mai...

NITS bhi chutney waali baat bol baith chuka tha mere baaju me..

wahin is beech sabhi girls mujhe ghurne lagi thi par faayda kuch tha nahi, isiliye kuch seconds baad khudke hi dimag ko jhatak baaton me lag gaye the woh sab..


SAM-hey,kahan thi tum...!!!


saamne se aati KHANAK se pucha tha ye sawal SAM ne jispar ANJALI ke baaju me baiththe hue...


KHANAK-wash room..

SAM-akele..kisi ko bol deti saath chalne..

KHANAK-why bother any one..ANJALI se direction puch liya tha maine..

waise kyun bola aisa..!!!safe nahi hai kya tumhara ghar...!!!

MAI-bataya tha naa,bolna sikh gayi hai ladki...

KHANAK-haha..very funny...

"SONI DE NAKHRE SONE LAGDE MENU,SONI DE NAKHRE SONE LAGDE"...

MAI-ye hota hai gaana...


halke kam awaaz me play kiya NITS ne apne mobile me ye song jispar apne apne kandhe uchkaate hue baithe baithe hi naachne lage mai aur woh..

jahan EKPREET, RAJAT SAM aur KHANAK ye dekh turant hasne lage the wahin RASHI aur NAISHA ne kuch seconds ghura hume par phir woh bhi hasne lage..

aur aakhirkaar ANJALI bhi jo bohot koshish kar rahi thi khud ko control me rakhne ki,woh bhi sir neeche kar hasne lagi thi...


SAM-aur kuch guyzz...


6 plate chicken tikka,2 roast,1 full saiga chicken,3 chicken muglayi,2 fish curry,7 zeera rice,5 daal fry, uncounted rotiyan,2 paneer butter masala gatak liya tha hum sabne milkar jiske baad ye sawal pucha tha SAM ne jispar...


ANJALI-isse puch...hum sabne toh iske hisse ka bhi khaa liya hai..kam pad gaya hoga isse...

MAI-thanks for the concern yaar...par nahi,abhi ke liye pet ful ho gaya mera....


taana maara tha ANJALI ne mujhe jo jaayaz bhi tha kyunki sabse zyada maine hi khaya tha.

infact jab jab ANJALI kisi bhi dish ki taraf haath badhati toh usse pehle hi maine us dish ki item apni taraf kheenchi thi...


anyways,mere jawab ko sun baaki sab toh has diye par ANJALI ne ghura mujhe jiske baad hum sab ne apne saamne lemon hot water bowls me apni apni ungliyan dubo di...

tissues bhi kaafi maatra me holders ki tah me rakhe hue the jinse apne apne haath saaf karte hue uth gaye hum sab apni chairs se..


SAM-what now.ghar mat bolna koi..9 hi baje hain abhi.. kamsekam ek ghanta aur rookna padega sabko..

ANJALI-arre yaar RASHI aur KHANAK pehli baar aaye hain yahan,show them around...

RAJAT-good idea...

NITS-arre mai nahi aara bhai..tum log niklo...waise bhi mujhe zor ki lagi hai...

SONU-mmujhe bbhi...

NITS-theek hai phir..hum jaa rahe bathroom,uske baad billiards room me rahenge hum.. wahin aa jaana tum sab..

SAM-cool.. SANVY,tu saath aa raha hai...!!!

MAI-hao..taj mahal hai ye...baar baar dekhne ka man karega...

SAM-matlab nahi aa raha...

MAI-naa...waise bhi kuch zyada hi khaa liya hai..soda ya masala cold drink ka andar jaana zaroori ho gaya hai..

ANJALI-iska kuch na kuch thusna kabhi khatm hi nahi hota...

MAI-tera sir khaana kabhi khatm hua hai..jab mai kuch nahi bolta tu tu kaahe chonch chalate rehti hai...

EKPREET-arre chalo guyzz..inka chalu ho gaya toh subah tak chup nahi honge ye dono...

SONU-cchal bbhai...ttera ssoda ppeekar bbilliards room aa jjaana..


jahan EKPREET,RAJAT, SAM, ANJALI,NAISHA, RASHI aur KHANAK ke jaate hi ye bol SONU aur NITS bhi wash room ki taraf badh gaye wahin mai bhi wapas beverage counter ki taraf chal pada...


MAI-one masala coldrink brother...

COUNTER GUY-which one sir..!!!

MAI-sprite..


order de wahin lage long stool me baith gaya mai..


MRS SMRITI CHANDER abhi bhi apne kayi work colleagues aur apni company ke share holders ke beech ghiri hui thi..


SANVEER....ABHI TAK SIRIUS ME PADH PAA RAHE HO TUM.. MUJHE TOH LAGA KI AFFORD KARNA MUSHKIL BAN GAYA HOGA TUMHARI MOM KE LIYE...


mai saamne SMRITI CHANDER ko hi dekh raha tha ki tabhi mere baaju se aayi ye awaaz jisse sun muskura utha mai...


SHRAVYA UDAASI...ANJALI ki mom thi ye jo na jaane kabse mere saamne aane ke, mujhse baat karne ki taak me thi..

jaanta tha mai ye baat isiliye hi naa mai SAM ke saath gaya aur naahi SONU,NITS ke saath..

SHRAVYA UDAASI ki khwahish jo puri karni thi mujhe jo finally ho chuki thi...


MAI-umm.its good.you want some aunty..


unki baat sunane ke dauran mere masala coldrink aa chuka tha jiska sip lete hue kahi ye baat maine jispar...


SHRAVYA-tum hi peeyo..free me hi toh pee sakte ho ye sab..khudse afford toh kar paaoge nahi...

MAI-naa..bahar bhi 30 ki hi milti hai ye..itna toh kharch kar hi sakta hun...


provoke karne ki koshish kar rahi thi mujhe aunty taaki kuch GALATH bolun mai jiske aadhar par sabke saamne insult kar sake woh meri par mere in shaant jawabon ko sun man hi man jhunjhla gayi thi woh...


SHRAVYA-maine toh suna tha ki tumhari aur meri beti ki friendship toot chuki hai.. phir aaj chit chat ki wajah...!!!


MAI-hmmmnnnmm..

SHRAVYA-whats so funny...!!!


unki baat par halka muskura diya mai jisse dekh ghura unhone mujhe..


MAI-your statement aunty..apni hi beti ki baat suni aapne.. matlab kisi aur se pata chala aapko...

meri friendship ki tarah kahin aapka bhi toh kuch toot nahi gaya apni beti ke saath...


SHRAVYA-you...


meri baat se paara bohot chadh gaya tha aunty ka par kisi tarah se khudko control kiya unhone aur..


SHRAVYA-mere husband ko thappad maara tha tumne...sirf meri beti ke interference ki wajah se aaj bhi zinda ho tum..

par agar dobara ghusne ki koshish ki tumne meri beti ki life me toh...


MAI-wo wo wo..relax aunty....mai kahin se bhi ghus nahi raha hun aapke beti ki life me..

aur jab uski life ka part tha mai,tab bhi sirf dosti hi thi hamare beech,aur kuch nahi...

rahi baat MR SANDEEP UDASI as in aapke husband ki toh haath mera unpar sirf isiliye utha tha kyunki meri MAA ke baare me GALATH shabdon ka istemal kiya tha unhone...

you should be toh happy ki sirf ek thappad me account close kar diya tha unka maine...


meri baat sun jisme unke husband ko maamuli sa feel diya tha maine, aankhein dehek uthi thi SHRAVYA UDASI ki..


party ke beech the hum..zor se kuch bol sakti thi nahi woh isiliye dabi par ek grunting awaaz ke saath...


SHRAVYA-you..!!!who the hell do you think you are..!!

MAI-SANVEER AHARYA...son of VERONICA PAUL AHARYA...

jaan lene ki dhamki ek baar de chuki hain aap,dobara bhi dene waali hain toh koshish bekar hai..

kabhi dusre ke zariye nahi,agar aamne saamne hokar baat hui aapki apni beti se toh puch lijiyega mere baare me...

SANVEER kisi dhamki se darta nahi aur meri dhamki action se pehle nahi balki uske saath saath nikalti hai..

example aapke pati ka gaal hi hai jispar unke 2 bodyguards ke saamne apna panja chhapa tha maine..

aage badhe the apne maalik ka badla lene ke liye woh dono par agle 2 second me zamin par gire pade the unke sharir...


kaali thi meri aankhen par ek bhurapan bhi aane lagta tha andar ke pupil part me aise waqt par jab mera confidence aur ghussa ek saath meri aankhon me chaata tha...

aise time me mere aankhon ka glimpse, sight unhe dekhne waale ke liye halka darawana hota tha..

thoda aage badh SHRAVYA ke kareeb jaakar boli thi maine ab tak ki baat jispar unke face par bhi woh halki ghabrahat saaf dekhi jaa sakti thi...

par kisi tarah khud ko normal kiya unhone aur....


AUNTY-tum do kaudi ke...

MAI-izzat karta tha aapki jo shayad abhi bhi thodi bohot bachi hai mere andar isiliye....

kuch bhi aisa mat bol jaiyega jisse woh bachi khuchi izzat khatm ho jaaye..

aur jo mai bolne waala hun,usse yaad rakhiye...





maana ki mere jaiso ki aapke zindagi me koi KEEMAT NAHI HAI...

par meri nazaron me bhi aapke paison ki koi EHMIYAT NAHI HAI...

jeb ke maamle me beshak do koudi ka hun mai magar...

SANVEER ki gairat itni mehengi hai, kharidne ki jisse aapki HAISIYAT NAHI HAI....










AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI...









AAPKA APNA V...J...

Awesome update bro

 

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AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF KHANAK AUR RASHI PEHLI BAAR SANVY KI MAA SE MILTI HAIN WAHIN DUSRI TARAF VERONICA NAISHA KO BATATI HAI KI BOHOT JALD ANJALI AUR SANVY KE BEECH CHEEZEN RESOLVE HO JAAYENGI.

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-30

DATE-15TH SEPTEMBER


CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-B.O.B





UMMMMM...... AMAZING......KYA TASTE HAI YAAR...


parathe me matar paneer ko lapeththe hue jaise hi woh tukda mooh me daala HARISH ne,toh aankhen band kar mooh me ghule us swad ka maza lene laga woh...

aur VERONICA uske aise reaction par bas halke se muskurane lagi...

lunch hour chal raha tha abhi B.O.B me..waise toh paas ke hi bhojanalay se tiffin daily hi aata hai HARISH ka par kyunki aaj lunch duration shuru hone ke waqt woh VERONICA ke hi cabin me tha isiliye apna lunch offer kiya usne jiska pehla hi bite liya tha usne..


HARISH-waise hamare yahan riwaz hai ek ki agar khaana hadh se zyada lazzatdaar lage toh usse banane waale ka haath chum liya jaata hai...


VERONICA-kuch bhi naa...


sir halka neeche kar houle se smile karte hue kaha ye VERONICA ne..

in kuch dino me kaafi achi bonding ho gayi thi un dono ki..

lagbhagh daily hi baaju ke coffee shop me jaate the dono..

official aur uske saath non offical bhi dheron baatein karte the VERONICA aur HARISH...

beech beech me bilkul abhi ki tarah ek healthy flirting dialogue chipkaate rehta tha HARISH jisse yaa toh dhyan hi nahi deti thi VERONICA ya phir bas muskura deti thi aur isiliye himmat dheere dheere hi sahi,kaafi badhne lagi thi HARISH ki...


HARISH-arre sach me... kehte hain ki khaana banane waale ka haath agar chuma jaaye toh agli baar uske haathon ke bane khaane ka zayka aur badh jaata hai...

VERONICA-par hamare yahan toh ye maana jaata hai ki agar khaana banane waale ko akela chhod diya jaaye toh agle khaane ka zayka aur badh jaata hai...

HARISH-hmm..well played...mujhe meri hi baat par lapet liya..not bad...

waise tum intelligent bhi ho,smart bhi, beautiful toh ab kya hi kahun,aur ab pata chala ki awesome cook bhi ho...kuch aisa bhi hai jo tum nahi kar sakti...!!!

MAI-saamne waale ki tumhari tarah har baat par taarif karna nahi aata mujhe..

HARISH-tum jisse taarif karna keh rahi ho,mai usse sach bolna kehta hun...

aur sach toh bolna hi chahiye,naa...


apna mobile pocket se nikaalte hue kahi thi ye baat HARISH ne jiske baad kuch seconds scroll ke baad aakhein brightly chamakne lagi uski aur...


HARISH-lo ji..ek aur saboot mere sach ka...


mobile VERONICA ki taraf karte hue kahi thi ye baat HARISH ne jispar jaise jaise VERONICA display me dikh rahe mail ko padhti gayi,ek baar phir uske face par smile badhti gayi...


VERONICA-congrats...

HARISH-ye mera dialogue hai madam... congratulations... pehle dono plans ki tarah tumhara banaya third plan APF bhi next month se pure country ne laagu ho jaayega...

kisi ek division ya state se nahi balki puri country se B.O.B head office me thousands of layouts bheje gaye the lekin sirf tumhara plan hi chuna gaya hai...

woh bhi ek ya do nahi balki pure teeno hi plans ke layout...

ab supreme intelligence ka isse bada saboot toh na mil sakta koi...

VERONICA-theek hai naa.ab ho gaya toh ho gaya.. it's not that a big deal...!!!

HARISH-yeh, it's not a big deal... it's a gigantic deal..banking me isse badi uplabdhi ho hi nahi sakti...

kamsekam maine toh naa dekhi na suni...you are just brilliant VERONICA and you know that...

batati aur jatati nahi,ye alag baat hai.par sach kahun toh tumhare issi selfless ATTITUDE ke murid ho gaye hain hum...

i wish ki meri beti tumse mil paati....!!!

VERONICA-CHHAYA, right...!!!toh usme kaun si badi baat hai...vacations ya holiday par bula lena usse...

mumbai se idhar tak ki flight bas 2 ghante ki toh hai...

HARISH-haan diwali me toh aayegi hi... matlab 3 mahine baad..

VERONICA-you are missing her...

HARISH-ofcourse...after all,beti hai meri...transfers toh pehle bhi kayi baar hue hain mere par ye pehli baar hai jo woh saath nahi aayi mere..

VERONICA-tumne bataya tha ki board chal rahe hain uske...

HARISH-isiliye toh nahi aayi...par dar bane rehta hai har waqt..

itne bade sheher me akele chhodna pada usse mujhe...phone par toh bohot araam se,woh kya kehte hain aaj kal,haan,chilled out hokar baat karti hai but i am not sure..

pata nahi kaise manage karti hogi...

VERONICA-hamare bacche sirf hamare liye hi chote hote hain..

but real me they are way mature then us...aur khaaskar ladkiyan..

jab responsibilities ki baat aati hai toh apne umr se zyada samjhdaar ho jaati hain woh..

waise bhi tumne bataya tha ki hostel me hai tumhari beti..

and that it's a good one..toh phir zyada sochne ki zaroorat hi nahi hai...

HARISH-kuch bhi bolo yaar par chinta toh hoti hi hai naa...

VERONICA-mere kuch pehchaan ke log hain mumbai me...agar tum kaho toh woh har hafte checkout kar lenge CHHAYA ko...

HARISH-arre nahi nahi...uski zaroorat nahi hai...


hadbada gaya tha HARISH VERONICA ki baat par lekin phir turant khud ko sayyamit kar...


HARISH-actually CHHAYA ko pasand nahi ki koi uski zyada khair khabar le...

mai bhi zyada phone laga lun toh irritate ho jaati hai woh...

VERONICA-ab ye toh normal hi hai...uski umar me freedom kisse pasand nahi...!!!

HARISH-haan,par pehle aisa nahi tha...lekin jab se NEETA(WIFE) guzri hai,tab se ek shell jaise situation me chali gayi hai meri beti...

zyadatar apne aap me hi rehti hai..pehle kaafi baatuni thi woh par ab uski woh non stop baatein,chanchalta sab jaise kho si gayi hai...

kaafi sensetive tone me baat kar raha tha HARISH abhi jisse sun VERONICA uthi aur apna left hand uske kandhe par rakha usne...


VERONICA-waqt ke saath sab theek jo jaayega...khoya uske saath tumne bhi toh hai...

abhi choti hai woh..

par agar tumhe apni beti ka pain dikh raha hai toh ek din usse bhi tumhara dard dikhega...

aur jab aisa hoga toh apne dad ke liye uski woh kho chuki chanchalta wapas aa jaayegi...


VERONICA ke baat par apne kandhe par rakhe uske us haath ke upar apna ek haath rakh diya HARISH ne aur halka press karte hue..


HARISH-thanks VERONICA..itni achi dost hone ke liye..NEETA ke baad kisi se baat karna,apne feelings share karna pasand nahi tha mujhe...

bas apni beti ke liye jiye jaa raha tha..

par ab...jabse friendship hui hai tumse...i feel good...

acha lagta hai tumhara saath...


VERONICA ki aankhon me jhaankte hue kahi thi ye baat HARISH ne jispar woh bhi usse dekhne lagi thi..

gehri saanson ke beech thoda kareeb jaane laga tha HARISH uske par tabhi halka hadbadakar thodi piche hue woh aur..


VERONICA-hand wash karkar aati hun...


right hand jisse lunch ke baad ho rahi baaton ki wajah se abhi tak wash nahi kiya tha VERONICA ne..jahan unhe indicate karte hue turant cabin ke bahar nikal gayi woh wahin uske jaate hi ek kamingi bhari smile ke beech shirt ke upar se hi apne seene ko masalte hue..


HARISH-well played HARISH...sharif auraton par bhaavnaatmak baatein hamesha kaam karti hai...

haaye,aaj toh lapet hi lena tha saali ko maine...khair,koi nahi...waise bhi us shikaar ka kya hi maza jo asaani se giraft me aa jaaye...

ye hichak,sayyam,gairat... dheere dheere toote tabhi toh sharir nichodne ka maza aayega....



SAME EVENING:-


PLACE-THE CHANDER VILLA





BHAI,MAI PHIR BOL RAHA HUN,WAPAS CHALTE HAIN...NAA ANDAR SAAF PAANI BEHNE WAALA HAI AUR NAAHI TERE MOOH ME FILTAR HAI...

KAHIN PANGA NAA HO JAAYE...


SAM ke teen manzila mahal numa ghar ke bahar lage cars ki lambi kataar me apni bhi car ko jod usse utarte hue mujhse kahi thi ye baat NITS ne...

SAM ki mom MRS SMRITI CHANDER...

aaj birthday tha unka..ek shaandar party rakhi thi apne is khaas din ko celebrate karne ke liye unhone aur SAM ne hum sabhi ko is auspicious occasion me sharik hone ke liye invite kiya hua tha...

but the thing was ki unlike the other members of our school group,meri,NITS aur SONU ki SAM ke mom se nahi banti thi ya phir ye kehna zyada sahi hoga ki hum teeno ka middle class status SAM ke mom ki aankhon ko khatakta tha..

jitni baar bhi humara aamna saamna hua tha unse,SAM ki wajah se directly toh kuch keh nahi paayi thi woh par unke haav bhaav hamesha nakaratmak hi rahe the..

SAM ke idhar udhar hone par kayi baar indirect taunts bhi kiya tha unhone jiska like always,jawab rehta tha mere paas isiliye mere prati unki naapasandgi kuch zyada hi thi...

NITS bohot ache se jaanta tha is baat ko isiliye ek aakhri baar koshish ki usne is party ko avoid karne ki jisse sun...


MAI-abbe minaral water peeke bade hone waalon ki tabiyat mousam ke badalne ke saath bigadti hai..

apan toh municipality ke paani waale hain,naa hota asaani se asar humpar kisi virus ka...

SONU-abbe tteri issi ddailogebbazi kke cchakkar mme hhi cchudenge hhum...

jjinki pparty hhai aur jjo unnke ssabse kkareeb hhain,wwoh ddono ffamilies ppasand nnahi kkarti ttujhe..

NITS-abbe haan, ANJALI ke parents...uske mom dad toh aise dekhte hain tujhe jaise nazar se hi murder kar denge tera..

aur tu saale batata bhi nahi ki unki kaun si lanka me aag lagayi thi tune...

MAI-abbe oh environmental analytic experts..band karo apni bakwas...

SAM ke bulane par,uske constant dhamkiyon waale request par aaye hain hum idhar..

party me nahi gaye toh bura lagega usse...ab woh saath hoga apne toh tention kaisa..

par phir bhi dost ke liye thodi insult sehni padi toh seh lenge..

bottom line, yaa toh andar chalo chupchap nahi toh yahin se kalti maar lo...party ke baad lene aa jaayiyo mujhe..

NITS-haan yahi bacha hai ab life me.. driver ko tarah sahab ko pick karenge hum..

chal bhosdike,jo hoga dekha jaayega... par bhai,apni woh sehne waali baat repeat mode me khudko yaad dilwate rahiyo...

SONU-hhaan bbhai,kkisi bbaat ppar bbhadak kkar haath mmat cchhod dena kkisi par..ssaale ssabhi V.I.P'S hhain..

bbodyguards kke saath cchalte hain... bbohot kutenge bbaad mme..

MAI-baap ko sikhana band karo be aur chalo ab...

NITS-mercidez,b.m.w, jaguar, bentley, maserati, porsche, mitsubishi...saala sabse sasti gaadi toh volkswagen khadi hai yahan..par woh bhi 25 se upar ki hai..

apni honda city toh cycle hai in sabke aage...


line se parked saari gaadiyon ko dekh aage badhte hue kahi thi ye baat NITS ne...


SONU-bbhai,jjab bbhi SAM kke gghar kke iss enntrance kko ddekhta hhun ttoh aisse llagta hhai kkisi ffive sstar hhotel mme enter kkar rraha hhun..

us gigantic main gate se enter hote hi saamne porch se pehle bane bade se fuhaare aur uske ird gird bane kareeb 2000 sq.feet bade garden ko dekhte hue kahi thi ye baat SONU ne..


YOUR NAMES SIR...


maine entrance gate se thoda andar khade invite attendent ne pucha tha humse ye sawal..

guest ko unki pehle se hi register me darj naam ke adhaar par hi entry allowed thi...


MAI-SANVEER AHARYA..SONU SHRIVASTAV...NITENDRA BHATNAGAR....


hum teeno ke hi naam bata diye usse maine jisse apne guest register se match karne me lag gaya woh...


ATTENDENT-sorry for the inconvenience sir.. welcome to CHANDER'S VILLA...


ek formal smile ke saath hume andar jaane ki permission si di thi usne jiske baad SAM ke ghar ki taraf badh chale hum...

kareeb ek minute ka waqt laga tha hume entrance gate se entrance door ka safar pura karne me..

pehle bhi 3,4 baar aa chuke hain hum yahan par har baar is mehel numa ghar ki khubsoorati nihaarne se nahi chukte the hum..

wakayi khubsoorat tha SAM ka pura ghar..is waqt saamne bane porch me kul 6 vilaayti gaadiyan khadi thi jinka total estimate 10 crores se bhi zyada tha...

bunglow ke saare walls ke beechon beech kareeb 10 lamps bane the jo un diwaron ko andar se light up kiye hue the..

ghar ke just right ki taraf ek bada sa pool bana tha..

jahan se chalte hue enter hue the hum, theek hamare side me hi kareeb 30 metre door line se servent quarters the jinki ginti 10 se bhi zyada thi...

kareeb 9000 square feet me faile sirf is 3 manzile is imaarat me kul 20 rooms,2 hall aur 2 gym the...

ground floor par sirf ek hall, kitchen, store room aur 2 bed rooms the..baaki ke saare bedrooms first aur second floor par bane the...

stairs zigzag pattern me bane the jo is bunglow ke interior ko ek alag hi royal touch de raha tha...

waise toh aisi grand parties bahar lawn me hoti hain par SAM ke ghar ka hall kaafi bada tha..

model kuch yun bana tha is ghar ka ki 6000 square feet sirf hall me use hue the...


NITS-woh rahi mandli apni...SAM bhi udhar hi hai..


entrance door se hote hue jab andar aaye hum toh left side bane bar me jahan sharab ke saath mocktails bhi available the aaj,khade the hamare sabhi group waale...

waise aaj ke is party occasion ki wajah se kul 3 temporary bar counters aur bhi lage hue the.

ek toh hamare friends ke just opposite direction me hi bana hua tha..

aur wahan thode thode gap me kul do aise group khade the jinme se zyadatar logon ko jaante the hum..

ek group toh B section se hamare sabse ghanisht mitr ROHAN aur uske kuch friends ka tha and second group me apne kuch work competitors aur friends ke saath khade the DEVANSH MALHOTRA... ROHAN'S dad...

ROHAN ki nazar humpar padh chuki thi par unlike his behavior,hume completely avoid kar apne doston me busy ho gaya tha woh..

anyways, apne group ki taraf chal pade hum teeno..

haathon me orange juice se bhara glass pakde hue maroon colour ki wrap style midi party dresses me khadi thi KHANAK..

RASHI, NAISHA aur ANJALI bhi alag alag colour me hi sahi magar KHANAK ki tarah midi dress me hi the...

wahin RAJAT aur EKPREET hamari tarah hi casual party wear as in party jacket,jiske andar shirt aur neeche trousers pehne hue the..

appearance SAM ka sabse alag tha..ab ek tarah se woh bhi host hi tha is party ka isiliye black tuxedo pehna hua tha lounde ne..

baaki sab toh chit chat me busy the par KHANAK jiske liye aisa mahoul zara naya tha,woh chup chaap apne orange juice ka sip lete hue khadi thi...


RAJAT-ye dekho.. finally aa gaye teeno kamine..


hum par nazar padte hi wave kiya tha RAJAT ne jiske beech hum teeno un sabke paas pahunch chuke the...


SAM-kahan ruk gaye the be tum teeno..!!!

MAI-khana check karwa rahe the..ab tu toh host hone ke baad bhi irresponsible ban yahan vellon ke type khada hai.

toh tera kaam hum kar rahe the...

EKPREET-kya khaa kar paida kiya tha be tujhe aunty ne..har sawal par kuch na kuch tedha jawab dena hi rehta ha tujhe..

MAI-tedhe jawabon se balance bane rehta hai..

aur beta,upwas rakhna padta hai SANVEER jaise sapoot ko janm dene ke liye...

NITS-correction sir.sapoot nahi,kapoot...

HAHAHAHAHA...


has diye the sab khaaskar girls NITS ki baat par jisse dekh..


MAI-aaj pata chala.. muskurahat agar dil-e-sukun dene waali ho toh beizattai bhi be-asar si lagti hai..


KHANAK, RASHI aur NAISHA ko dekh kahi thi ye baat maine jispar woh teeno hi halki blush karne lagi thi..


RAJAT-abbe oye...isse toh chhod de..booked hai ye..


NAISHA ko side se hold karte hue kahi thi ye baat RAJAT ne jisse dekh...


MAI-abbe train ki ticket hai jo booked hai NAISHA..waise bhi kisi maha tharki vidhwaan ne kaha tha and i quote"khaali kursi par toh koi bhi baith sakta hai..himmatwar woh jo dusre ki kursi hathiya le"...


KHANAK-chii...how tacky...

MAI-fursat mil gayi aapko...ab tak kahan khoyi hui thi aap..!!!

KHANAK-sun rahi thi maha pandit shri shri shri SANVEER AHARYA ji ki baatein...

MAI-bolna sikh gayi hai ladki...

KHANAK-sangati ka asar hai...

LADIES AND GENTLE.. FINALLY,THE WAIT IS OVER.. HERE'S PRESENTING,THE PERSON OF THE MOMENT...THE BIRTHDAY GIRL,MRS SMRITI CHANDER...


announcement ke beech upar ke last stairs se blue shining long gown pehne utarne lagi thi MRS SMRITI CHANDER jinhe dekh pashchatya sanskriti ka namuna dikhate hue sabhi mehmaan apne apne haathon me pakde drink ko samaan me upar utha unka swagat karne lage the...

halki halki dhun jo pure mahoul ko ab tak ek sukoon ki chaanv odhaye hue thi,usse bhi is announcement ke dauran band karwa diya gaya tha...

is dauran SMRITI CHANDER ki secretary cum aaj ke liye niyukt unki anouncer bhi apna kaam kar side hath chuki thi..


SAM-excuse me guys....


apne tuxedo ka button lagate hue SAM bhi apni mom ki taraf badh chala tha..


RASHI-wow yaar..SAM'S mom ki personality bhi kaafi awesome hai...

KHANAK-yup..and look at the dress...it looks quite expensive...

MAI-its HERMIS..very expensive...


pineapple juice jiske liye pehle hi bol chuka tha mai,serve hote hi uska sip lete hue kahi apni baat maine jispar sab hairani se mujhe hi dekhne lage the...


NITS-tujhe kaise maalum be..tu hi sila hai kya woh dress..???

MAI-beta agar HERMIS brand ka taylor hota mai toh mujhse milne ke liye appointment lena padta tujhe...

RASHI-par tumhe kaise...???

MAI-oh simple...but first things first..SAM ki mom ne apne birthday ke liye dress liya hai toh obvio woh international brand ka hi hoga..

ab har international brand ki apni ek alag khaasiyat hoti hai...

dekho dress ko dhyan se...

purest silk joki kaafi rare hota hai,usse crafted hai woh dress aur normal blue colour se imprinted nahi hai woh balki turquoise blue tone ka shade use hua hai us kapde me..

aise event ke liye perfect... anyways,cape detail jo scarf like borders ke saath continuation me gale tak gaya hai which is v-neck...

ussi V-neck ke pure silhouette me joki har jagah se draped hai as in lipta hua sa dikh raha hai,uspar ek empire line bana hua hai..

woh line asal me ek tarah ka logo hai that's designed and patented by HERMIS...

hence,HERMIS it is...


saari detailing dene ke baad jab mai apne doston ke taraf palta toh unhe khudko mooh faade dekhte paaya..

halke smile ke saath juice ka sip lete hue mai wapas saamne dekhne laga jispar...


RASHI-who are you SANVY...!!!i mean literally,rarest chizon ka knowledge bhi tum aise define karte ho jaise bohot common hai woh sab aur sabhi jaante hain uske baare me...

ANJALI-duniya bhar ka faaltu gyan hai isme bas khudki class me kya padhayi ho rahi hai,ussiki khabar nahi...

MAI-arre..wahi bolun mai ki abhi tak acha acha kyun feel kar raha tha mujhe...

tune jo mooh nahi khola tha ab tak...par ab jo mooh faad hi diya hai tune,beda garg hone ka time shuru...

EKPREET-guyzz...SAM bula raha hai...


meri baat par ANJALI kuch kehti ki tabhi EKPREET ki baat sun sab saamne dekhne lage jahan is waqt cake cutting ceremony start hone waali thi...

apni mom ke saath hi SAM khada tha jo hume bhi apne paas aane ka ishara kar raha tha..

waise toh ab tak lagbhag sabhi guests ne gher liya tha us area ko isiliye hum bhi un sabke saath jaakar khade ho gaye...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY hymn ke beech MRS CHANDER ne woh 20 kg ka 7 rounds waala pineapple cake cut kiya par is beech..


NITS-abbe ANJALI ki mom ko toh dekh... kaise dekh rahi hai tujhe...!!!


mere kaan me dheere se kahi thi ye baat NITS ne jispar bina apne right ko taraf dekh jahan kuch hi doori par SHRAVYA UDAASI,ANJALI'S MOM khadi mujhe hi ghur rahi thi,smile karne lag gaya mai...

waise dekh woh sirf mujhe hi nahi balki apni beti ko jo mere dusri taraf khadi thi,usse bhi rahi thi..


MAI-ab kisi ki nazar par toh kaabu nahi hai apna..dekhne de jitna dekhna hai...

NITS-saale kuch toh gadbad hui hai tere aur unke beech.

nahi toh pehle jab bhi aamna saamna hota tha toh mujhe aur SONU ko bhi ghurti thi woh par kuch time se tu hi rehta hai unke nishaane pe...

MAI-tu saale faaltu chizon par hi dhyan de bas..udhar dekh,cake cut chuka hai..

NITS-dekhne se pet me chala jaayega kya...!!!

MAI-PANKAJ UDAAS ko bhi bulwaya hai kya be...!!!


SAM jo uski mom ke unke well wishers ke saath indulge hote hi humare paas aa gaya tha,usse bola tha maine ye jispar..


SAM-PANKAJ UDAAS!!?ab ye kahan se aaya be...!!!???

MAI-jab se aaye hain,bas slow instrumental hi baj raha hai..

toh laga mahoul ko aur boring banane ke liye unhe bhi bulaya hoga....

SAM-romantic retro bolte hain usse..aur dhyan se sun..bollywood nahi, international vintage tracks hain..rare to find...

isse acha aur kya hoga is type ki parties me...!!!

ANJALI-vintage tracks...tailor miya ko kapdo se bahar ka knowledge thodi naa hoga aur woh bhi romantic...!!!no chance...

bas woh local chhaap bhaangra kar apne saath baaki sabko bhi fasana aata hai isse..


ANJALI ke taunt ke beech baaki sab bhi aa chuke the humare paas..ab ANJALI aur meri tu tu mai mai toh unke liye world famous thi isiliye has bhar diye the sab..


MAI-kamal hai.. bhaangra aur free style alag hokar bhi ek sa hi dance form hai kyunki haath faila khul kar naachne ki azaadi dono me hi milti hai..

par agar koi free style dancing try kare toh cool aur bhaangra kare toh local..

sirf isiliye kyunki ek dance form U.S.A me originate hua tha aur dusra hamara apna banaya hua hai...

param sththi vishleshak(analyzer) ANJALI UDAASI ji...pata hai aapko hamare local bhaangre me kul kitne movement hote hain..

near about 300...and what about free style or any other international dance form...

10 se zyada variations nahi hai kisime jinhe alag alag tarah se bas modification karke show off kiya jaata hai...

puri energy se agar bhangra ke un 300 movements ko try karo naa toh kamsekam 4 international dance form ki mili hui energy lagti hai...

EKPREET-arre bas kar bhai.. punjabi mai hun par bhaangre ko local bolne par class tu le raha hai iski..

MAI-class nahi balak,sach ka aayna bolte hain isse... waise ek aur aayna bhi hai..

mere aane ke baad abhi tak kul 4 vintage tracks sune hai maine..

pehli thi 1927 se OLD BROAD WAY joki ek street side jazz piece hai..

dusri thi BLUE MOON track joki same naam ki movie se li gayi thi.. year,1934...

phir baji CHEEK TO CHEEK joki russian track hai..aired on 1935...

aur finally disney classic pinocchio ki 1940 me released ki gayi WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR...

ye the aapke woh so called vintage collection ke song jo purane zaroor hain par impressive bilkul nahi...

par kya karen..mahoul ko western touch dene ke liye unki hi parampara ko copy karna toh banta hi hai phir bhale lag ye sab khudko bhi bakwas hi raha ho...


jo baatein maine kahi,woh mere doston ke liye shocking toh thi hi par saath hi saath woh sach bhi tha jo jaante hue bhi anjaan bane hue the woh sab aur khaas kar yahan aaye saare mehmaan...

yahi wajah thi ki reaction kaise de,ye samajh nahi aa raha tha un sab ko..


MAI-chalo bhai...khaane me toh time hai abhi..juice hi gatakte hain tab tak...


NITS aur SONU ko saath lekar wapas beverage counter ki taraf badhne ko hua mai par tabhi..


SAM-abbe bhukkad starters bhijwa deta hun..

par saale,baaki sab chizon ka knowledge rakha hua hai par ye kaise bhul gaya ki MOM ke birthday par aaya hai tu, wish nahi karega unhe...


MAI-abbe bhid dekh aunty ke aaju baaju...ab itni bheed me kya chillakar wish kare hum..

aisa lagega union se hain hum aur apni maange puri karne ke liye naare laga rahe hain...

SAM-chup be.. birthday meri mom ki hai..baaki sabki line alag se lagegi aur apni alag...

MAI-ab ye ki naa pate ki baat lounde... chal bhai jaldi chal.waise bhi chicken tikke bhi mehek aane lagi hai mere naak me..

jaldi se wish kar dete hain phir 4,4 plate each manga liyo...


meri baat par sabhi has diye the....


SAM-saala bhukkad...

MAI-abbe,bukeys kidhar hai..

NITS-woh kya lene gaya hai SONU...


beverage counter ke just piche sabhi ne apne apne laaye bukeys rakhe the jinhe SONU ke piche piche woh sab bhi lene chal diye the...


MAI-happy birthday aunty...


baaki sabke baad maine bhi apna bukey SAM'S mom ki taraf badha diya jispar ek pal ki naagwaari bhare expression ke baad apne bete ke chalte jo humse thoda piche hi khada tha,le liya aunty ne...

mujhse pehle SONU aur NITS se bookey lete waqt bhi same expressions aaye the aunty ke face par..

reason..

wahi typical..hum teeno ka middle class status jo pasand nahi tha aunty ko..

unhe lagta tha ki SAM ke rich hone ka faayda uthate hain hum teeno...

indirectly kayi dafa toka bhi tha unhone SAM ko hamare saath naa rehne ko par maana nahi tha SAM...


AUNTY-nice flower......

MAI-SANVEER aunty..

AUNTY-ya SANVEER..."BLOSSOMS" se liya hai...

(BLOSSOMS DEHRADUN ka sabse bada florist shop hai..wahan ek gulaab ki keemat bhi 200 rs hoti hai)

MAI-nahi aunty.. dusre florist se liya hai...

AUNTY-standerd!!!

MAI-jee...

AUNTY-i thought so..

MAI-ab aunty,bookey toh bookey hi hota hai..

waise bhi,you are looking so beautiful ki phool kahin ke bhi ho,feeke hi lagenge aapke saamne...

AUNTY-hmm.charming...aise hi mithi baaton se ab tak dost bane hue ho SAM ke...


SAM,EKPREET,RAJAT,NITS,SONU aur girls ke saath thoda piche khada tha jisse ek baar dekh kahi thi ye baat aunty ne jispar smile kiya mai aur...


MAI-yahan moujud itne saare guests me aapke kitne dost hain aunty...???

AUNTY-excuse me...

MAI-friends aunty...

AUNTY-friends banane ka naa waqt hai mere paas aur naahi koi zaroorat...

MAI-zaroorat toh 2 roti se bhi zyada ki nahi hoti hai aunty par yahan toh laakhon ka khaana banwaya hua hai aapne...

you are a successful business enterprenaur aunty aur mai kuch bhi nahi, phir bhi apne chote mote experience se ek baat kehta hun...

friends zaroorat ke liye nahi balki isiliye banaye jaate hain taaki is zaroorat shabd ki zaroorat kabhi pade hi naa.

waisa hone ke pehle hi dost dhaal bankar saamne khade ho jaayen sur zaroorat puri kar den..

financially aap beshak stable kar sakti hain SAM ko par mentally aur emotionally sirf aap tak hi simit nahi hai uske daayra...

us daayre me uske dost bhi aate hain joki hum hain..

aur baat hum meethi karen ya kadwi,asar dawayi ka hi karenge aapke bete par woh bhi ayurvedic..

faayda ho naa ho, nuksaan nahi hoga...have a good evening aunty and again,a very happy birthday...


jahan muskurate hue apni baat bol palath gaya mai wahin mujhe piche se jaate dekh...


SMRITI-nuksaan naa ho toh hi acha hai ladke kyunki agar waisa hua toh kabhi exist bhi karte the tum aur tumhari family,iska suboot tumhare pehchaan waalon ke paas bhi nahi milega...


NITS-beta, phir se SANVYGIRI dikha raha tha na tu...!!

MAI-SANVYGIRI..ye naya laya lounde tu..

NITS-bakwas band kar be..kya baat kar raha tha SAM ki mom se..!!!

MAI-abbe itni behetarin party me invite karne ke liye thanks bol raha tha aur thodi bohot unki taarif..bas...

SONU-bbeta chodu kkisi aur kko bbanana...bbulaya ttujhe SAM nne hhai,auunnty nne nnahi..

yye ssab ddikhawa ttujhe ppasand nnahi, mmaalum hhai hhume..auur jjhuti ttarif ttu nna iss pparty kki kkarega aur nnahi aunty kki..

MAI-abbe chaabo mat be..kuch GALATH bola hota toh party se bahar naa phikwa deti woh...

NITS-yahi toh tera game hota hai saale.. GALATH baat bhi itne SAHI tarah bolta hai ki usse samajhne me hi saamne waale ka aadha time nikal jaata hai..

MAI-laa bhai laa...aur aan de lagatar...

NITS-hari chutney thodi zyada laayiyo agli baar...


baat karte hue pehle se hi ek corner me bade se round table ke ird gird baithe hamare baaki paltan ke paas pahunche hi the hum teeno ki tabhi ek waiter chicken tikke se bhari plate girls ke aage rakhne ko hua par us plate ke safar ko aadhe me hi rok uski disha ghumate hue pakad liya maine aur waiter ko repeat mode ke instruction dete hue khaali chair par baith gaya mai...

NITS bhi chutney waali baat bol baith chuka tha mere baaju me..

wahin is beech sabhi girls mujhe ghurne lagi thi par faayda kuch tha nahi, isiliye kuch seconds baad khudke hi dimag ko jhatak baaton me lag gaye the woh sab..


SAM-hey,kahan thi tum...!!!


saamne se aati KHANAK se pucha tha ye sawal SAM ne jispar ANJALI ke baaju me baiththe hue...


KHANAK-wash room..

SAM-akele..kisi ko bol deti saath chalne..

KHANAK-why bother any one..ANJALI se direction puch liya tha maine..

waise kyun bola aisa..!!!safe nahi hai kya tumhara ghar...!!!

MAI-bataya tha naa,bolna sikh gayi hai ladki...

KHANAK-haha..very funny...

"SONI DE NAKHRE SONE LAGDE MENU,SONI DE NAKHRE SONE LAGDE"...

MAI-ye hota hai gaana...


halke kam awaaz me play kiya NITS ne apne mobile me ye song jispar apne apne kandhe uchkaate hue baithe baithe hi naachne lage mai aur woh..

jahan EKPREET, RAJAT SAM aur KHANAK ye dekh turant hasne lage the wahin RASHI aur NAISHA ne kuch seconds ghura hume par phir woh bhi hasne lage..

aur aakhirkaar ANJALI bhi jo bohot koshish kar rahi thi khud ko control me rakhne ki,woh bhi sir neeche kar hasne lagi thi...


SAM-aur kuch guyzz...


6 plate chicken tikka,2 roast,1 full saiga chicken,3 chicken muglayi,2 fish curry,7 zeera rice,5 daal fry, uncounted rotiyan,2 paneer butter masala gatak liya tha hum sabne milkar jiske baad ye sawal pucha tha SAM ne jispar...


ANJALI-isse puch...hum sabne toh iske hisse ka bhi khaa liya hai..kam pad gaya hoga isse...

MAI-thanks for the concern yaar...par nahi,abhi ke liye pet ful ho gaya mera....


taana maara tha ANJALI ne mujhe jo jaayaz bhi tha kyunki sabse zyada maine hi khaya tha.

infact jab jab ANJALI kisi bhi dish ki taraf haath badhati toh usse pehle hi maine us dish ki item apni taraf kheenchi thi...


anyways,mere jawab ko sun baaki sab toh has diye par ANJALI ne ghura mujhe jiske baad hum sab ne apne saamne lemon hot water bowls me apni apni ungliyan dubo di...

tissues bhi kaafi maatra me holders ki tah me rakhe hue the jinse apne apne haath saaf karte hue uth gaye hum sab apni chairs se..


SAM-what now.ghar mat bolna koi..9 hi baje hain abhi.. kamsekam ek ghanta aur rookna padega sabko..

ANJALI-arre yaar RASHI aur KHANAK pehli baar aaye hain yahan,show them around...

RAJAT-good idea...

NITS-arre mai nahi aara bhai..tum log niklo...waise bhi mujhe zor ki lagi hai...

SONU-mmujhe bbhi...

NITS-theek hai phir..hum jaa rahe bathroom,uske baad billiards room me rahenge hum.. wahin aa jaana tum sab..

SAM-cool.. SANVY,tu saath aa raha hai...!!!

MAI-hao..taj mahal hai ye...baar baar dekhne ka man karega...

SAM-matlab nahi aa raha...

MAI-naa...waise bhi kuch zyada hi khaa liya hai..soda ya masala cold drink ka andar jaana zaroori ho gaya hai..

ANJALI-iska kuch na kuch thusna kabhi khatm hi nahi hota...

MAI-tera sir khaana kabhi khatm hua hai..jab mai kuch nahi bolta tu tu kaahe chonch chalate rehti hai...

EKPREET-arre chalo guyzz..inka chalu ho gaya toh subah tak chup nahi honge ye dono...

SONU-cchal bbhai...ttera ssoda ppeekar bbilliards room aa jjaana..


jahan EKPREET,RAJAT, SAM, ANJALI,NAISHA, RASHI aur KHANAK ke jaate hi ye bol SONU aur NITS bhi wash room ki taraf badh gaye wahin mai bhi wapas beverage counter ki taraf chal pada...


MAI-one masala coldrink brother...

COUNTER GUY-which one sir..!!!

MAI-sprite..


order de wahin lage long stool me baith gaya mai..


MRS SMRITI CHANDER abhi bhi apne kayi work colleagues aur apni company ke share holders ke beech ghiri hui thi..


SANVEER....ABHI TAK SIRIUS ME PADH PAA RAHE HO TUM.. MUJHE TOH LAGA KI AFFORD KARNA MUSHKIL BAN GAYA HOGA TUMHARI MOM KE LIYE...


mai saamne SMRITI CHANDER ko hi dekh raha tha ki tabhi mere baaju se aayi ye awaaz jisse sun muskura utha mai...


SHRAVYA UDAASI...ANJALI ki mom thi ye jo na jaane kabse mere saamne aane ke, mujhse baat karne ki taak me thi..

jaanta tha mai ye baat isiliye hi naa mai SAM ke saath gaya aur naahi SONU,NITS ke saath..

SHRAVYA UDAASI ki khwahish jo puri karni thi mujhe jo finally ho chuki thi...


MAI-umm.its good.you want some aunty..


unki baat sunane ke dauran mere masala coldrink aa chuka tha jiska sip lete hue kahi ye baat maine jispar...


SHRAVYA-tum hi peeyo..free me hi toh pee sakte ho ye sab..khudse afford toh kar paaoge nahi...

MAI-naa..bahar bhi 30 ki hi milti hai ye..itna toh kharch kar hi sakta hun...


provoke karne ki koshish kar rahi thi mujhe aunty taaki kuch GALATH bolun mai jiske aadhar par sabke saamne insult kar sake woh meri par mere in shaant jawabon ko sun man hi man jhunjhla gayi thi woh...


SHRAVYA-maine toh suna tha ki tumhari aur meri beti ki friendship toot chuki hai.. phir aaj chit chat ki wajah...!!!


MAI-hmmmnnnmm..

SHRAVYA-whats so funny...!!!


unki baat par halka muskura diya mai jisse dekh ghura unhone mujhe..


MAI-your statement aunty..apni hi beti ki baat suni aapne.. matlab kisi aur se pata chala aapko...

meri friendship ki tarah kahin aapka bhi toh kuch toot nahi gaya apni beti ke saath...


SHRAVYA-you...


meri baat se paara bohot chadh gaya tha aunty ka par kisi tarah se khudko control kiya unhone aur..


SHRAVYA-mere husband ko thappad maara tha tumne...sirf meri beti ke interference ki wajah se aaj bhi zinda ho tum..

par agar dobara ghusne ki koshish ki tumne meri beti ki life me toh...


MAI-wo wo wo..relax aunty....mai kahin se bhi ghus nahi raha hun aapke beti ki life me..

aur jab uski life ka part tha mai,tab bhi sirf dosti hi thi hamare beech,aur kuch nahi...

rahi baat MR SANDEEP UDASI as in aapke husband ki toh haath mera unpar sirf isiliye utha tha kyunki meri MAA ke baare me GALATH shabdon ka istemal kiya tha unhone...

you should be toh happy ki sirf ek thappad me account close kar diya tha unka maine...


meri baat sun jisme unke husband ko maamuli sa feel diya tha maine, aankhein dehek uthi thi SHRAVYA UDASI ki..


party ke beech the hum..zor se kuch bol sakti thi nahi woh isiliye dabi par ek grunting awaaz ke saath...


SHRAVYA-you..!!!who the hell do you think you are..!!

MAI-SANVEER AHARYA...son of VERONICA PAUL AHARYA...

jaan lene ki dhamki ek baar de chuki hain aap,dobara bhi dene waali hain toh koshish bekar hai..

kabhi dusre ke zariye nahi,agar aamne saamne hokar baat hui aapki apni beti se toh puch lijiyega mere baare me...

SANVEER kisi dhamki se darta nahi aur meri dhamki action se pehle nahi balki uske saath saath nikalti hai..

example aapke pati ka gaal hi hai jispar unke 2 bodyguards ke saamne apna panja chhapa tha maine..

aage badhe the apne maalik ka badla lene ke liye woh dono par agle 2 second me zamin par gire pade the unke sharir...


kaali thi meri aankhen par ek bhurapan bhi aane lagta tha andar ke pupil part me aise waqt par jab mera confidence aur ghussa ek saath meri aankhon me chaata tha...

aise time me mere aankhon ka glimpse, sight unhe dekhne waale ke liye halka darawana hota tha..

thoda aage badh SHRAVYA ke kareeb jaakar boli thi maine ab tak ki baat jispar unke face par bhi woh halki ghabrahat saaf dekhi jaa sakti thi...

par kisi tarah khud ko normal kiya unhone aur....


AUNTY-tum do kaudi ke...

MAI-izzat karta tha aapki jo shayad abhi bhi thodi bohot bachi hai mere andar isiliye....

kuch bhi aisa mat bol jaiyega jisse woh bachi khuchi izzat khatm ho jaaye..

aur jo mai bolne waala hun,usse yaad rakhiye...





maana ki mere jaiso ki aapke zindagi me koi KEEMAT NAHI HAI...

par meri nazaron me bhi aapke paison ki koi EHMIYAT NAHI HAI...

jeb ke maamle me beshak do koudi ka hun mai magar...

SANVEER ki gairat itni mehengi hai, kharidne ki jisse aapki HAISIYAT NAHI HAI....










AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI...









AAPKA APNA V...J...

Awesome update bro

 

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