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Thriller GaLaTH...(THE WRONG THAT MADE EVERYTHING RIGHT)

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Faadu ..😂😂😂🗡👏👏👏namith ne bhi udta teer le hi liya apne pichhwade me...ise kehte h vinashkale viprit buddhi..... Ab pitna to use tha hi aakhir ladkiyon ko itni behuda baatein jo kahi thi usne...pr phle bakchodi me tatti khayi usne fir maar bhi khayi...chand palo me bhediye se chhachhundar ban gya...sahi ilaz kr diya iska bhi...wahi nits ke ghr me kaafi happy moments mile sath me nits ke MA PAPA se milne ka avsar bhi jisme ye bhi pta chla ki nits ke papa ki bure tym.me sanvy ke papa ne bahut madad ki srf ek call se lyftym ke liye contract mil jana dusri companies se ek baar firse yhi darsata h ki saneel aharya bahut hi pahuchi hui hasti the...jiske baare me kuchh gine chune logo ko hi pta tha...dekhte h ye raaz kb tk reveal ho pata h tb tk ke liye intzaar rhegA brother ..🗡🗡👏👏
 

Raja maurya

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AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF SIRUIS ME CLASSES SHURU HO CHUKI HAIN WAHIN DUSRI TARAF SANVY NITS KI REQUEST PAR DUBEY SIR KI CLASS RUKWA DETA HAI.

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


MEGA UPDATE-3


CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-SIRIUS


AFTER THE CLASSES:-






"AUR SATTU MIYAN"..KYA NAYI KHABAR...KITNE NEW STUDENTS AAYE HAIN IS BAAR AAPKE SECTION ME...


SAM ne pucha tha ye sawal SATISH VERMA urf jaisa ki SAM ne kaha tha,SATTU se joki tha pure school ka khabrilal...

kaun kiske saath hai, background checks aur baaki saari info related chizen inke paas first hand mil jaati hain..

khair,first day of SIRIUS off ho chuka tha aur kyunki ye summer classes the isiliye timing 9 se 12 bas thi...

isiliye kisi ko ghar jaane ki jaldi bhi nahi thi siway un students ke jo school bus se aana jaana karte the...

SAMEER,RAJAT aur EKPREET ke saath apni class ke saamne corridor me khada hi tha ki tabhi SATTU miyan aaye un sabke paas aur usse dekh pucha tha ye sawal SAMEER ne jispar...


SATTU-aaye toh bohot se naye students hain but charcha me aaj sirf ek hi bandi chhayi hui hai..



"RASHI SEHGAL"....

SAM-RASHI..naam toh sahi hai..hot kuch zyada hi hai kya...???

SATTU-hot...super hot bhai aur sirf chehra hi nahi,dimag bhi..subah se 6 ladkon ko jinhone approach kiya hai usse,gaal par chipka chuki hai un sabke..

waise bandi hai toh indian par mom uski spanish hai..ye bhi pichle 4 saal se wahin rahi hai..

gaali bhi aadhi english aur aadhi spanish me deti hai..puri spanish mirchi hai....

SAM-ohhh.spicy..kisiki daal nahi gali..

SATTU-aadhi gali hai ek hi..wahi,ROHAN ki..bas ussi ki friendship accept ki hai usne...

EKPREET-saala woh chutiya lagta hai ab ek aur nayi bandi ghumane ke firakh me hai...

HEY GUYS...KISIKI BAAT HO RAHI HAI...???


ye thi ANJALI ki awaaz jo NAISHA ke saath un sabke paas aakar khadi ho gayi jispar...


SAM-kuch nahi babes.. RASHI SEHGAL bolke koi nayi hot bandi aayi hai B section me, SATTU ussike baare me bata raha tha...


SAM ki baat sun usse ghurne lagi ANJALI jispar...


SAM-wo wo..chill babes..mai toh sabhi new admissions ki general info le raha tha isse toh isne us bandi ke baare me saamne se bataya..

EKPREET-aur SAM ki chinta mat kar tu,kyunki school ka heart throb kisi new bandi se tamacha khaate sahi nahi lagega...


EKPREET ki baat sun RAJAT aur SAM bhi muskurane lage jispar...


ANJALI-tamacha..!!!matlab...???


SAM ne ANJALI ko jo SATTU ne bataya tha,woh sab bata diya jispar jahan ek taraf NAISHA hasne lagi wahin ANJALI ke dimag me aayi ek nayi khurafat...


"aisa kuch nahi jisse ye banda DAR JAAYEGA.....

jahan koi khada tak nahi ho sakta,wahan se bhi tumhara bhai bekhouf GUZAR JAAYEGA.....

challenge accept kiya hai agar maine toh yaad rakhna ki...

mushkilen kitni hi kyun naa aaye,aakhir me SANVY apni sharth puri KAR JAAYEGA....



man hi man SANVY ka kuch der pehle class me bola dialogue budbudaya ANJALI ne..

darasal jab class me mai ye dialogue maar raha tha,tab meri baaju ki hi bench me apni ek friend se kuch lene aayi thi ANJALI aur tab usne mujhe woh lines bolte sun liya tha..

aur ab us dialogue ko budbudate hue usse jaise mujhe fasane ka tarika mil gaya tha...


ANJALI-dekhte hain MR.SANVY,kitne bade player hain aap...??


khudse hi ye bol class ki taraf nazar ghumayi usne aur aisa karte hi uske face par ek smile baach uthi..


REASON..


mai SONU aur NITS baat karte hue dheere dheere class se nikal rahe the...


NITS-bhosdike.. aunty kal se hi ghar par nahi hai aur tu abhi bata raha hai hume...

lodu,aunty ke aate tak mere ya sonu ke yahan nahi ruk sakta tha..

waise bhi,tu saath rehta hai toh mera baap kam bhadakta hai mujhpar...

MAI-waah re gandu,tera baap tujhe kam bake,uske liye mai tere ghar aakar rahun..!!!

SONU-bbakwwas mmat kkar SANVY...ppehhli bbaar ssahhhi bboll rrahha hai yye cchuttiyya...

auuntty nnahhi hhain gghar par ttoh ttujjhe humm mmesse kkissi ekk kke ghar rehhnna ttha...

NITS-aur nahi toh kya..??? waise agar hum dono bhi tere ghar ruk jaate toh sahi rehta..

actually zyada accha rehta..issi bahane 100,200 B.F bhi dekh chuke hote ab tak..

MAI-bas isiliye nahi bulaya bhosdike..tere liye b grade hall kholkar nahi baitha hun mai ghar par...

mooth se zyada safedh paani nikaal deta tu in do dino me...

NITS-abbe unwanted liquid ko bahar nikaal dene se stress door hota hai..par tum log kya samjhoge..

saale jhaantu log..

par ab woh sab chhod,aaj, infact abhi se jab tak aunty nahi aa jaati,tu mere yahan rahega..

mai phone kar deta hun,mom ko pata lagega ki tu aa raha hai toh sabkuch teri pasand ka hi banega...

saala ek toh ye samajh nahi aata ki kya mai wakayi apne maa baap ka saga beta hun ya godh liya tha un dono he mujhe..

meri pasand ka toh kabhi banta hi nahi kuch...

MAI-mujhe bhi kabhi kabhi aisa hi lagta hai.. tera baap jitna sharif hai,utna hi lawde ka baal hai tu..

NITS-beta mere baap ki shudh vaani nahi suni hai tune ab tak theek se.. mujhse dus guna zyada gaali bakta hai woh..

MAI-ab tera baap hai toh kuch toh GALATH hoga hi...khair,woh sab chhod...

mai tere ghar nahi,abhi tum dono mere ghar chal rahe ho...mom wapas aa gayi hogi..khana mere yahan hi khaiyo...

NITS-nahi yaar..hamesha ki tarah khana sunday ko hi khayenge tere yahan...

MAI-theek hai..par Sunday ko "CHETTINAD CHICKEN CURRY"nahi banegi...


(NOTE:-CHETTINAD CHICKEN CURRY ek south Indian dish hai joki meri mom ki speciality hai.. no one cooks it better than my mom..normally har sunday ye hamare ghar banta hai aur NITS aur SONU bina bulaye hi usse khaane tapak padte hain)


BACK TO THE STORY:-



NITS-kyun...???


tapak se pucha NITS ne jispar...


MAI-kyunki mom abhi bana rahi hai woh.. isiliye hi toh invite kar raha tha tum dono ko..

par koi naa, phir kabhi..

SONU-llawwdda pphirr kkabbhhi...

mmaii ttoh aa rraha hhun ttere ssaatth...

NITS-mai aa raha hun matlab...??mai kya raaste me khada hokar manjira bajaunga...??

SONU-iddea accha hhai..wwaise bbhi tteri sshakl bbhikkariyon wwalli hhi hai..ssuit kkaregga ttujjhe...

CLAP.....


sonu ki baat sun hum dono ne hi haste hue clap kiya jispar ghoor kar dekha NITS ne hume par isse pehle ki woh kuch kehta..


HIEE SANVYYYY...


ye meethi aur chashni se bhari awaaz thi ANJALI ki jo ek bade se smile ke saath mujhe dekh rahi thi..

aur uske is soft gesture ko dekh piche khade NAISHA, SAM, EKPREET aur RAJAT toh hairan hue hi par mere saath khade SONU aur NITS bhi aankhein faade usse dekhne lage..

par ye sabhi bhi jaan chuke thi ki zaroor ANJALI mujhe kisi chiz me fasane ke liye tigdam lagaye hui hai kyunki aise waqt me hi ye madam mujhe itne pyar se bulati thi...


wahin in sab ke beech SATISH urf SATTU toh mujhe dekhte hi dheere dheere khisakne laga tha..

REASON...

do saal pehle jo ROHAN & group ne mujhe akele paakar ghera tha,uska pata isne hi unhe diya tha...

aur us ladhayi me mera woh bhayankar roop dekhne ke baad se hi ye mujhse hamesha door hi rehta aaya tha...

khair,mera naam pukaar ANJALI mere saamne aakar khadi ho gayi aur uske piche piche NAISHA, SAM, EKPREET aur RAJAT bhi hamare paas aa chuke the jiske baad...


SAM-kya baat hai babes..???aaj itna pyar kaise aa gaya tumhe SANVY par...???

ANJALI-ab itne bade challenge master jo kabhi koi sharth nahi haarte,woh toh pyar aur respect dono hi deserve karte hain naa...!!!


ANJALI ki baat sun mai samajh gaya ki dubey sir waali baat isse pata chal chuki hai..

mere saath saath SONU aur NITS bhi ANJALI ki baat samajh chuke the aur isiliye..


NITS-oh betaji...ye zaroor tere lanka lagane ki soch rahi hai...


dheere se kaan me paas aakar kahi ye baat NITS ne jispar..


MAI-what do you want ANJALI...???

ANJALI-i wanna give you a challenge..accept karega ya dar gaya...!!!

SAM-wo..wo..babes no.. SANVY kuch nahi karega...

MAI-chill SAM...ANJALI, challenge accept kar,warna tu dar gaya..

ye baccho ke tricks kaam nahi karenge mujhpar..

but having said that,pehli baar saamne se kuch maanga hai tune mujhse..

bhale challenge hi sahi..mana kaise kar dun..!!! challenge accepted...bol kya karna hai...??


meri baat sun ek pal paused hi ho gayi thi ANJALI par phir...


ANJALI-alright than...B section me ek new chick aayi hai...RASHI SEHGAL...uska number laakar dikha toh maanu...!!!

MAI-sattu,idhar aa beta...


thoda zor se bola maine kyunki ab tak dheere dheere karke SATTU corridor cross kar stairs ke paas pahunch chuka tha par meri awaaz pad gayi uske kaano me jiske baad woh turant ghuma aur meri taraf wapas badha aur paas aaate aate..


SATTU-aur kya haal chaal SANVY BHAI...tu toh yaar bhul hi gaya mujhko,hain...


daant nipor ye sab bolte hue mere paas aane laga woh aur theek mere aage aakar khada hua par jab usne dekha ki mai bas chupchap usse ghoore jaa raha hun toh usse laga ki usne anjaane me mere saath kuch GALATH kar diya hai..

aur aisa interpretation karte hi uske face par jo smile thi, woh dar me badal gayi jiske baad...


SATTU-bhai maa kasam,kuch bhi nahi kiya hai maine...

MAI-khaa mat be...RASHI SEHGAL..puri info de...


meri baat sun SATTU ke chehre se dar turant gayab hua aur agle hi pal woh apne khabrilal waale avtar me turant transform ho gaya...

RASHI ke baare me jo jo baatein usne SAM,EKPREET aur RAJAT ko batayi thi,woh sab usne mujhe bhi bata di jiske baad..


MAI-abhi kahan hai woh bandi..??

SATTU-bhai,5 minute pehle toh class me hi thi...woh board se saare classes aur routines ko note down kar rahi thi...


SATTU ki baat khatm hone par ek nazar maine B section aur uske paas waale area ki taraf daudayi aur kuch seconds rook us class ki taraf badh chala jispar..


SAM-all the best buddy..

NITS-haan,bhai,dekh,tere bhai ki izzat ka sawal hai...fod dena..

ANJALI-fod dena.. seriously..usse us ladki ka number laana hai,usse maarna nahi hai...

aur maar dhaadh chhod tere us looser friend ko kuch aata hai bhi kya..??dekhna,aaj jab ladki se padegi tab pata chalega usse ki zyada ucchalna kitna GALATH hota hai..

NITS-oye ANJALI UDAASI...band kar apni UDAAS baatien......jaanti hi kya hai tu SANVY ke baare me..

fark nahi padta matter ladhayi ka ho ya kuch aur,aisa koi challenge nahi jo mera bhai uthaye aur usse pura naa kar paaye...

ANJALI-we will see...

SONU-ttu ddekkhh...hhume pehlle sse hi ppatta hhai...


wahan woh sab baaton me lage the aur yahan mai B section ke door ke bahar khada ho chuka tha..

ek pal nazar ghumayi har taraf maine aur phir..


MAI-VIVEK.....


ye naam zara zor se bolta hua class ke andar ghus gaya mai jahan siwaye ek ladki ke joki ki i was sure RASHI hi thi,aur koi nahi tha...

routines likh liye the usne aur copy apne bag ke andar hi rakh rahi thi woh ki tabhi meri awaaz sun uski nazar entrance ki taraf gayi jahan se mai andar aa raha tha..

dekh mai bhi ussiko raha tha..bandi wakayi hot thi..red blazer,andar white shirt,black & white zebra print tie aur waisi hi skirt joki SIRIUS ka girls dress code tha,kaafi jach raha tha ye costume uspar...

anyways,check out kiya nahi maine zyada usse aur ek baar nazar us khaali class room ne ghumane ke baad...


MAI-VIVEK KHUJOOR...kitni der hue usse class se nikle..


sidhe sawal hi kiya maine usse ye jisse sun..


RASHI-i don't know.. actually i haven't got every bodies name yet..

MAI-ohh.. so you are new..hey..i am SANVEER...friends call me SANVY....


meri baat sun ek pal ghura RASHI ne mujhe aur phir sir daayen baayen shake kar...


RASHI-seriously.. that's your way to approach a girl..pehle kisi random bande ka naam lo aur ussi bahane naam aur intro maang lo..

that's shit..next time,try some thing better but not with me..


"TODOS USTEDES SON MERODEADORES"(YOU ALL ARE LURKERS)


aakhri baat ya phir ye kahun ki taunt spanish me boli usne aur apna bag pack karne lagi..

wahin mai uski baat par smile karta hua araam se khada hi tha ki tabhi mujhe door ke bahar kuch aahat feel hui aur woh sun mai turant palta..


ROHAN MALHOTRA...


ye wahi tha jo kuch aur girls ke saath class me enter kar raha tha aur jahan RASHI ko dekh uske face par smile naach uthi thi, wahin mujhe dekh uski woh smile toh ek pal me gayab ho hi gayi par saath hi saath uska pura facial expression hi change ho gaya..

usse lag raha tha ki subah ke liye mai usse maarne ke liye yahan aaya hun aur ye feel kar dar uske face par saaf dikhne laga..

wahin ghoor mai bhi usse raha tha aur isiliye...


ROHAN-dekh SANVY...i dont wanna mess with you...aur abhi hum class me hain..yahan agar kuch hua toh webcam ke through PRINCIPAL ko pata chal hi jaayega aur is baar nahi bach paayega tu..


ROHAN ki baat sun mai uski taraf badha..waise aur koi mauka hota toh ab tak ROHAN bhaag khada hua hota but RASHI jo pehle hi uske mere aage behaviour ko dekh hairan thi,uski nazar me woh khudki aur faziddat nahi karwana chahta tha..

isiliye darte hue hi dhamki di thi usne mujhe jispar uske paas pahunch...


MAI-tujhe maarne ke liye jagah ki fikr karne ki zaroorat nahi hai SANVY ko..

jahan chahun,wahan maarunga mai tujhe aur araam se bach kar nikal bhi jaaunga..lagata hai sharth toh dikhaun karke phir...


meri baat par kuch kaha nahi ROHAN ne.. kuch seconds mujhe ghoorte rehne ke baad palath class se bahar nikal gaya woh aur aisa hote hi mai rashi ki taraf palta jo aankhein faade mujhe hi dekh rahi thi...usse dekh...


MAI-not all guyz are lurker miss..


usne jo spanish me kaha tha,ussika jawab maine english me diya jisse sun aankhein aur zyada badi ho gayi uski jisse uski aakhri hadh tak pahunchaya meri agli baat ne..


MAI-buts it's ok..i understand..waise bhi...


SOY RESPONSABLE DE LO QUE TE DIGO,NO DE LO QUE ENTIENDES...


(i am responsible for what i say,not for what you understand)


spanish me is kahawat ko bol mai muskurate hue class se bahar nikal gaya..


B section se nikal mai apni class ki taraf badh chala jahan mere sabhi dost aur khaas kar ANJALI mera wait kar rahe the aur mujhe dekh woh sab turant meri taraf lapke aur phir....


NITS-mila bhai number..mil hi gaya hoga.bhai,sabse pehle number mujhe de... apni class se us RASHI ke saath apni rashi bhidane ka kaam tera bhai hi karega...

MAI-number de deta tujhe bhai par ab tak mila nahi mujhe...


YESS..YESSS..YESSS....


meri baat sun jahan ek taraf NITS ka mooh utar gaya wahin ANJALI meri haar par khushi ke maarne apni jagah par ucchalne lagi.

usko yun fudakdte dekh NAISHA, SAM, EKPREET aur RAJAT hasne lag gaye the..


wahin kuch der tak yunhi bandaron ki tarah ucchalte rehne ke baad ANJALI ruki aur meri taraf ghum..


ANJALI-toh the great SANVEER AHARYA challenge lene ke baad haar gaye,haan..!!!

NITS-saale,tere jaane ke baad kitni badi badi baat ki thi maine tere baare me..sabke saamne naak hi kata di tune meri...

ANJALI-so,mr SANVEER AHARYA..maante ho na khudko looser...

MAI-kabhi nahi...aur isse pehle ki tu koi naya faaltu dialogue maare..just wait for some time..

ANJALI-acha..aur usse kya hoga..kya woh ladki khud yahan aakar tujhe apna number..!!!???


EXCUSE ME...SANVEER....


ANJALI ke aakhri shabd bote hi uske thode piche se aayi ye awaaz joki RASHI ki hi thi..

jahan uski awaaz sun ANJALI ka mooh ek dum se band ho gaya wahin RASHI ko dekh NITS ka toh mooh pura ka pura khul chuka tha..

aur aisa hona laazmi bhi tha..RASHI has the looks to die for..

SAMEER, EKPREET aur RAJAT bhi RASHI ko checkout karne me lag chuke the jiski pratikriya me RAJAT ki G.F, NAISHA ne usse pinch bhi kar liya tha..

anyways,in sab se alag RASHI ne jaise hi mujhe pukara,mai ANJALI ki side se hota hua uske saamne jaakar khada ho gaya jispar..


RASHI-hye & class me rude behave karne ke liye sorry... actually subah se itne random bando ne approach kar liya tha ki unka ghussa tumpar nikal gaya...

MAI-strange...random toh mai bhi hun...

RASHI-i don't think so...random bande slangy lines bolkar khudko cool show karte hain,tumne aisa kuch nahi kiya...

MAI-point..

RASHI-by the way i am RASHI SEHGAL...

MAI-SANVEER AHARYA...

RASHI-well that i know..what i want to know is ki are you from spain...or are your parents or either of them from their...???

MAI-nopes..pure indian...

RASHI-so how come itni achi Spanish bol lete ho tum...???

MAI-hahaha..ek sentence bol lene se spanish nahi aa jaati..

RASHI-mai samjhi nahi..

MAI-tumne kaha tha na ki try something better...toh tumhe approach karne se pehle woh quote spanish me rat liya tha maine...

socha kaam kar jaayega...

RASHI-hahahahaha... that's really smart..aur woh kaam kar bhi gaya... friend...!!!


ye bol hand shake ke liye apna haath aage kiya RASHI ne apna jispar maine uska haath pakda aur..


MAI-can i have your number...???

RASHI-ohho..i must say,kaafi tez ho tum...abhi abhi dosti hui aur sidhe number...

MAI-matlab number nahi dogi...??

RASHI-aisa toh nahi kaha maine..phone do apna,mai save kar deti hun...

MAI-ANJALI.. phone do beta apna...


bade pyar se bulaya maine apne piche khunnas me khadi ANJALI ko jisse sun mere sabhi dost hasne lag gaye..


wahin ANJALI ka mobile jo woh apne haath me hi pakdi hui thi,usse jhapat chhin liya maine aur uske thobde ke saamne rakh diya...

face recognition on tha uske phone me aur isiliye face detect karte hi lock khul gaya uska jiske baad mobile RASHI ko pakda diya maine jispar pehle se hairan khadi RASHI ne mujhe dekha aur....


RASHI-tum uska phone kyun de rahe ho mujhe...???

MAI-kyunki tumhara number mujhe nahi,in madam ko chahiye tha...

RASHI-really..but kyun...???

MAI-woh actually madam nayi nayi lesbian me convert hui hain aur tum inki pehli crush ho...


HAHAHAHAHA....

DHABBBBB.....


jahan meri baat sun RASHI ki aankhein badi ho gayi, ek baar phirse baaki sab zoron se hasne lag gaye wahin ANJALI ne maara mere peeth par ek zor ka mukka jispar mai bhi has pada aur..


MAI-baaki ki details ANJALI aur in teeno se le lena..mai late ho raha hun..bye..bye guys....

un sabko bye bol bina aage kuch sune NITS aur SONU ko liye mai wahan se nikal gaya jiske baad..


SAM-dont take him seriously.. actually ANJU ne usse sharth lagayi thi tumhara number laane ki jo woh jeet gaya...

by the way,i am SAMEER..

RASHI-i know..afterall,SIRIUS jaise school ke heart throb ko kaun nahi jaanega...ROHAN aur tum sabse zyada famous ho yahan..

morning se hi sabhi girls tum dono ke baare me hi drool kar rahi hain...


iske baad SAM ne RASHI ko ANJALI, EKPREET,RAJAT aur NAISHA ka bhi proper intro de diya aur phir lage woh sab apne chat par..

toh inhe inki new bonding karne dete hain aur hum chalte hain wapas apne hero ki taraf...



SANEEL'S RESIDENCE....



aaj bhi yahi naam jagmagata tha SANVEER ke ghar ke bahar lage name plate par jiske side me roki NITS ne apni scooty jiske baad...


NITS-MMMMMMMMMM..bhai kya khushbu hai yaar chicken ki..saali bhook badh gayi...

SONU-llakk llakkk shukriya uss mmarre hhue mmurrge kka jjisne isski bbakwass bband kkarwwa di....


school se abhi tak lagatar RASHI ke saath apne future imaginary relationship ke khalayi pulaav pakata aa raha tha NITS jisse finally chicken curry ki khusboo ne viraam laga diya tha..

khair,SONU ki baat sun..


NITS-saala jalta hai ye mere sunahare bhavishya ki kalpana se..par abhi aur koi topic par discussion nahi hoga..

chalo yaaron,pehle chicken pelte hain..sabse pehle mai hi apni pasand ke pieces lunga bata deta hun..

beech me mooh aur haath mat maariyo dono..


ye bol ghar andar bhaagne ko hua NITS jispar..


MAI-rook ja gandu..abhi 15 minute hai chicken banane me...araam se chal...

NITS-lawda 15 minute..tujhe kaise pata...!!!

MAI-andaza lagaya...


ye bol mai un dono ke saath main door ki taraf badh chala..

chota sa par kaafi beautiful ghar tha mera..

single storey 2 bhk ghar jiski shuruwat hoti thi ek chote se aangan se..angan me bana tha ek chota sa garden jisme gulab ke teen varient,red,pink aur white colour ke poudhe lage hue the...

saath hi saath arabian jasmine (mongra) ke bhi kayi poudhe lage the aangan ke dono taraf...

aangan ke end par the woh 8 stairs jinhe chadh main door ke paas jaaya jaata tha..

main door se enter karte hi ek meduim size hall jiske centre end me meri is ghar me sabse pyari chiz rakhi hui thi..

AQUARIUM jo mom ne aaj se 3 saal pehle mere birthday ke din kharida tha..

sofa aur dusri saaj sajja ki chizon ke saath hall me hi ek dining hall bhi laga tha jahan normally raat ko hi jab mom aur mai ek saath ghar par hote the, saath baith kar dinner karte the but occasionally, jaise ki aaj jab unki field trip joki DOIWALA me thi,MAA jaati thi toh unka return dopahar me hi ho jaata tha sur sise me lunch bhi hum saath hi karte the...

anyways, main door joki khula hua hi tha,usse hote hue hum andar hall me pahunche jahan pehle hi chicken banane waali kadchi aur apni sadabahar smile liye meri maa hamare taraf hi mooh kiye khadi thi aur hume ya phir ye kahun ki mujhe dekh unki woh smile aur badh gayi..

aage badhne se pehle is pehle chapter ki sabse behatarin character, MRS VERONICA PAUL AHARYA ka intro ho jaaye..


(VERONICA PAUL AHARYA..naam aur pehle surname se hi pata chal gaya hoga aap sabko ki christian hain ye...

waise shadi ke baad apna surname sirf AHARYA karna chahti thi ye but dad ne aisa unhe karne nahi diya...anyways, VERONICA PAUL AHARYA ka facial description chand lafzon me nahi kiya jaa sakta...

khubsurti ki aakhri hadh hain ye..ek line me bolun toh agar kisi GODDESS ko human face diya jaaye toh woh kuch inki tarah hi dikhengi...

5.8 height,rang kashmiri fair jisme halki natural pinkish radiance mixed thi,inke vyaktitv ko aur nikhar deta tha...

40 ki umar hai filhal inki par dekh kar koi nahi keh sakta ki inka SANVEER jaisa bada beta hoga..

inke pati ki death ke baad najaane kitne hi logon ne approach kiya inhe shaadi ke liye par inhone sabko mana kar diya..

inka inke bete ke saath relationship aisa hai ki dekhne waalon ko yahi lagta hai ki SANVEER ko VERONICA se behter MAA mil hi nahi sakti thi joki sach bhi tha aur SANVEER is baat se ittefaq bhi rakhta tha but kehta aur dikhata kabhi nahi tha.

SANVEER ka ghussa,uski stubbornness bhi jaise ye handle karti thi,woh kabile taarif tha.. profession se ye B.O.B ki DEHRADUN DISTRICT bank me SCALE 3 FIELD OFFICER thi..

75 thousand salary thi inki jisse 6 thousand toh P.F aur baaki investment plans me chala jaata tha par inka sabse bada kharch joki 40 thousand har mahine ka tha,woh hota tha SANVEER ki monthly fees me...

bohot hi simple life jeeti thi ye aur kabhi khudpar koi bhi kharch karne se pehle inhe bas SANVEER ke expenses ki chinta rehti thi...

toh ye tha MRS VERONICA PAUL AHARYA ka ek chota sa intro..baaki toh kahani ke aage badhne ke saath saath inhe aap aur behatar samajh hi jaayenge....


isiliye filhal ke liye BACK TO THE STORY:-



HELLO AUNTY...HHELLO AAUNNTY...



maa ko dekhte hi SONU aur NITS ne unhe wish kiya jispar ek pyari si smile dete hue..


MAA-hello bacchon..chicken banane me bas 10 se 15 minute aur lagenge.. tab tak freshen up...

chicken ke baare me jo maine bataya tha,wahi MAA ne bhi bataya jisse sun..

NITS-gazab lounde... calculation toh ekdum sahi baitha tera...


dheere se fusfusaya NITS mere kaano me..wahin is beech mom hamare paas aa chuki thi jiske baad...


MAA-hello my baby..kaisa hai mera champ....???


apne left hand se mere baal ko bigadte hua mere gaalon ko chum kahi ye baat maa ne jispar..


MAI-MAA,not my hair..kitne baar bola hai mat kiya karo aise...and stop kissing me..mai 5 saal ka nahi hun ab...


mooh banate hue ye saari baat boli maine aur bag sofe par fekh wahin baith saamne table par rakhi bottle se paani peena laga jispar..


NITS-saale tujhe pata nahi hai ki kitna lucky hai tu jo aunty tujhe itna pyar se chum kar greet karti hai..

ek meri maa hai jo har baar mera swagat koi na koi gaali dekar hi karti hai...

MAI-ab teri shakl hi aisi hai toh isme aunty ka kya kasoor...

maa,jaldi karo naa,bhukh tez lag rahi hai..


maa jo humari baaton ko sun bas muskura rahi thi, meri aakhri baat sun jaise unhe achanak se hi chicken ki yaad aayi aur..


MAA-arre,mai bhi naa...bas 10 minute baitho baccho..lunch completely ready ho jaayega...

SONNU-nnahhi nnahhi aaunnty..isski bbat mmat ssuno...

jjitnna timme lagnna hhai,laggne ddo..humm waitt kkarrengge..

NITS-aur nahi toh kya...???saale, aunty aaj hi trip ae aayi hai aur aate hi khana bhi banane lag gayi aur tujhe aur jaldi padi hai..

araam se hoga sab..bhuk zyada lag rahi hai toh bahar jaake khaale kuch...

MAI-whatever..mai chala fresh hone...

MAA-tum dono bhi fresh ho jaao beta...

SONU-nnahhi aunnty..hhum ppehle aappkki hhellp kkarennge...

NITS-exactly...

MAA-uski zaroorat nahi hai bacchon..sab kuch ho hi gaya hai..

NITS-phir bhi..hum toh madad karenge matlab karenge..aur aap mana nahi karengi...

MAA-theek hai bhai..chalo, plates nikalne me madad kar do tum dono..

NITS-now that's more like it..


ye bol MAA,NITS aur SONU ek saath kitchen me chale gaye..


jahan MAA chicken me kadchi chalane lagi wahin andar store room se NITS aur SONU plates nikalne lage aur is dauran..


NITS-aap kitne baje aaye aunty..???

MAA-bas beta,1 ghanta hua hai..

NITS-really..aur aate hi khana banane lag gayi aap...aur woh bhi chicken.... matlab aap market bhi gayi...

kya zaroorat thi iski...???

MAA-relax baccho..mujhe SANVY ke liye khana banana acha lagta hai..

infact apne field trips me bhi mujhe bas yahi baat khalti hai ki SANVY ko khud apne liye khana banana padega..

aur rahi baat chicken ki toh woh mujhe laane ki zaroorat hi nahi padi...

SANVY ko maalum tha ki kuch bhi ho jaaye,mai aate hi uske liye khaana aur khaas kar chicken joki tum dono ki hi tarah, uski bhi favourite hai,banaungi hi...

chicken shop morning 6 baje hi khul jaata hai..SANVY ussi time jaakar chicken le aaya tha..

waise aaj SANVY school late pahuncha tha naa...

NITS-haan,aapko kaise pata..???

MAI-rice,daal aur uske haathon ki bani meri favourite dish PANEER PASANDA jo bana rahe the janab subah se..

late toh hoga hi...


MAA ki baat sun NITS aur SONU ek dusre ko dekhne lage jiske baad..


NITS-is saale ko bachpan se jaanta hun mai par kya kabhi isse samajh bhi paaunga mai...


jahan NITS ki baat par mom bas smile karne lag gayi wahin SONU ke man me kuch sawal the jo usne khudme daba kar rakhe the par woh aaj puchna chah raha tha woh saare sawal aur isiliye...


SONU-aunntty,aggar aappkko bburra nna llage ttoh mmai kkucch ppucchhun...???

MAA-tumhe bhumika baandhne ki zaroorat nahi hai SONU..tum mere liye SANVY se kam nahi ho.jo puchna hai pucho...???

SONU-SANVY kkabbhi bbhi appne dad kke barre mme bbaat nnahi kkarta...

shhurru shhurru mme hhum jjab usse unnkke bbarrre mme ppuchte tthe ttoh wwoh ya ttoh bbaat gghuma ddeta ttha yya nnarraz hho jjata tha...

kkayi bbaar mmaine usse hall mme lagi uncle kki photto ko ddekhkkar bbhi anndekkha kkarte ppaya hhai..

aissa kkyun....???


SONU ki baat par mom ke face par hamesha se dikhne waali smile ek pal ke liye gayab ho gayi aur ye dekh SONU ko laga jaise usne kuch GALATH puch liya tha aur isiliye..


SONU-aunnty,aggar mmaine kkoi GGALATHH...

MAA-aisa kuch nahi hai beta..bas,unka zikr hua toh unka face aankhon ke aage ghum gaya..

SANVY naraaz hai apne dad se isiliye unki baat ya zikr ko neglect kar deta hai...

NITS-naraaz hai...!!!par kyun...!!!

MAA-SANEEL ek accident me guzre the..

NITS-hume pata hai aunty..bas itna hi bataya hai uncle ki death ke baare me SANVY ne hume..

MAA-jaanti hun..kyunki puri baat woh hai jiski wajah se woh apne dad se naraaz hai...

darasal jis accident me SANEEL guzre the,woh accident asal me unke best friend ka tha aur unhi ko bachane ke liye SANEEL beech me kood pade the...

kisi aur ke hisse ka mout unhone khudke gale laga liya tha aur isiliye SANVY naraz hai unse..

usse lagta hai jaise SANEEL ne apne us dost ko mujhse aur usse upar rakha..

kisi aur ki mout ko khudke liye chunte waqt unhone ek baar bhi mere aur unke bete ke baare me nahi socha...

NITS-strange... SANVY aisa sochta hai jabki woh khud kayi baar mere aur SONU ke liye kisi se bhi bhid jaata hai bina ye soche ki isse usko kitna khatra ho sakta hai...

MAA-kyunki us waqt woh ek dost ki tarah sochta hai par jab baat SANEEL ki aati hai toh woh ek bete ki logics lagata hai..

ye dono baap bete ek se hi hain par SANVY is sach ko maanana nahi chahta aur mai is fact ko uspar impose nahi karna chahti...

apne me hi khoye hue maano apne late husband aur bete ko ek hi frame me dekh rahi hon,kahi ye baat MAA ne jisne SONU ke sawalon ko jaise ek jhatke me hi rok sa diya..


wahin mahoul ko serious dekh uska rookh modhe ke liye..


NITS-waise aunty ek baat jhooth boli aapne...


NITS ke is naye sawal se naa sirf MAA apne khayalon se bahar aa gayi balki unke face ki woh swabhavik smile bhi lout aayi aur..

MAA-ab maine kaun sa jhooth bol diya bhala...!!!!????

NITS-aapne aapke is special chettinad chicken ko SANVY ka favourite bataya par aisa toh hai hi nahi..

MAA-acha.. aur tumhe aisa kyun lagta hai...???

NITS-common aunty..ye toh obvio hi hai..humne yahan uske saath baithkar saikdon baar aapki ye dish khaayi hai.

aur jab bhi khayi hai,taarif ki hai woh bhi nonstop..

par aaj tak SANVY ne toh kabhi taarif toh door ki baat hai, chicken acha bana hai,ye tak nahi kaha..

jab bhi pucha hai aapne toh har baar bas itna hi bola hai usne"hmm,theek hai"...


SANVY ki nakal karte hue kahi ye baat NITS ne jispar uske bhi gaal kheench liye MAA ne aur phir..


MAA-SANVY ne har baar taarif ki hai..bas tumne dekhi nahi...

NITS-hain..!!!ab ye kya baat hui..??? waise aunty,taarif bol kar ki jaati hai,dekh kar nahi...

MAA-par SANVY dikha kar karta hai.. chicken ka first bite lete hue uski aankhein taste lete hue band ho jaati hain aur phir aati hai uske face par ek million dollars smile joki mere liye sabse bada compliment hota hai..

ab baatein chhodo aur plates lekar jaldi chalo..


SANVY already dining table par baith gaya hoga...

ye bol chicken waali puri kadhayi ko hi do kapdon ki madad se uthate hue MAA hall ki taraf badh chali...

unke piche piche plates liye SONU aur NITS bhi chal pade..

aur jaisa MAA ne kaha tha,scene waisa hi tha..

mai already dining table par apni permanent jagah yaani mom ki seat joki centre me head of the family ki hoti hai,uske left me baith chuka tha...

aur ye dekh..


NITS-baith gaya tika ke..aisa nahi ki kitchen aakar thodi help kar de...

MAI-tum dono ko kyun laaya mai phir...chalo jaldi karo,bhuk tez lag rahi hai...

DHAMMM..

mere aisa bolte tak ek ek mukka meri peeth par chipka diya saalon ne jispar peeth chair par ragadte hue dono ko gaali dene laga par normal waali..

ab maa ke saamne toh apna sabse bada hunar,shudh vaani ki bouchar nahi kar sakta tha naa..

anyways,kuch hi der me mom aur NITS,SONU ne milkar rice,paneer pasanda,daal fry,saladh aur mom's special CHETTINAD CHICKEN CURRY table par laga diya tha..


NITS aur SONU theek mere opposite mom ke right ki taraf baithe the..

jahan mom hum teeno ki plate me baari baari saari dishes daal rahi thi, wahin NITS aur SONU ka toh pura dhyan mere upar hi tha..

REASON...

mom ki mere baare me boli gayi theory jo check karni thi unhe..wahi chicken khaate waqt bolkar nahi,facial expressions se dikhakar taarif karne waali...

khair,hum teeno ko serve karne ke baad mai utha aur mom ki plate me saare dishes daalne laga...

unke liye jo maine morning me hi unka favourite PANEER PADSANDA banaya tha aur jisse woh abhi garam karkar laayi thi,usse alag chote se plate me daala maine..

aur mere aisa karte hi mom baaki saare dishes se pehle spoon utha PANEER hi taste karne lagi aur ye dekh maine turant ek glaas paani bhar unke aage kar diya jisse dekh...


NITS-abbe aunty ko theek se khaane toh de..pehle hi paani kyun aage kar raha hai...

MAI-khud hi dekh le...

HICH...HICH....


PANEER mooh me daalte hi MAA ko aayi tez hichki jiske baad unhone turant mere haath se paani ka glass liya aur paani peene lagi..

wahin ye sab dekh NITS aur SONU bohot hairan hue aur..


NITS-tujhe kaise maalum tha ki aunty ko hichki aane waali hai...???

MAI-jab bhi ye chawal se pehle kuch bhi masaledaar chiz pehle khaati hain toh inhe hichki aati hai aur khaaskar tab jab breakfast theek se naa kiya ho..

haina MAA...


ghurkar dekha MAA ko maine ye aakhri baat karte hue jispar mom muskurayi aur..


MAA-woh DOIWALA highway ke paas ek naya B.O.B branch banane waala hai..ussi plot ke inspection ke liye jaana tha mujhe toh early morning nikalna pada...

isiliye bas light hi khaya tha kuch..

MAI-bhaad me gaya aapka kaam..pehle bhi bola hai maine ki health pehle dekha karo aap..


turant bhadka mai par mera aisa reaction MAA aur SONU,NITS ke liye bhi common tha isiliye mom ke saathwoh dono bhi muskura diye..

MAA ne hamesha ki tarah mere baal bigadte hue sorry bola mujhe jispar bina kuch bole chicken ka ek piece utha liya maine..

mom toh har baar mere is moment ko dekhti thi par aaj unse kayi guna zyada curiousity ke saath NITS aur SONU mujhe dekh rahe the..

unhe janana tha jo mom ne kaha,woh sach hai ya nahi..

par MAA kabhi GALATH hoti hai bhala...!!!

chicken khaate hi aankh band ho chuki thi meri aur agle hi pal jis smile ko dekhne ke liye maa itni mehnat se ye dish banati hai,woh chaa gayi mere pure face par jisse dekh ek taraf MAA khush ho gayi wahin SONU kabhi mujhe dekhte toh kabhi MAA ko...

MAA apne bete ki har harkat se uski har bhaavna pehchaan leti hai aur beta...

usse woh pal tak pata hai jab uski maa ko hichki aane waali hoti hai...

in dono hi bhaavon ko mehsoos sa kar rahe the is waqt woh dono aur saath hi saath man ke andar gunj se rahe the unke ye shabd...





dikhate kuch bhi nahi par dikh SAB JAATA HAI....

ye prem ka niwala hai,bade araam se KHILAATA HAI....

shayad issi paak-e-mohhobbat se rakhi hogi kisine ibaadat ki neev....

aise samarpan se hi toh RAB,RAB KEHLAATA HAI....












AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI....












AAPKA APNA V....J.....
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AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF SANVY KHUDKO AUR NITS KO CRICKET TRIALS SE BACHA LETA HAI WAHIN DUSRI TARAF USKE AUR KHANAK KE BEECH KUCH ROMANTIC CONVERSATIONS HOTI HAI.

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


MEGA UPDATE-10


CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-NITS HOUSE





"UMR DHALNE SE PEHLE HI AGAR DHADKANE THAK JAAYEN...!!!!

MOUT BHI KUBOOL HAI HUME JO AAKHRI-DIDAARE-RUKHSAAR TERA HO"....


haathon me gulaab liye,entrance door par apne ek ghutne ke bal baith thik propose karne ki position me saamne dekh kahi thi ye baat maine LAKSHMI aunty se..(NITS MOM)


(LAKSHMI BHATNAGAR:-a beautiful women but more importantly,ek aadarsh patni aur maa...apne SANVY ko bhi NITENDRA se kam pyar nahi karti hain ye aur SANVY,uske liye toh LAKSHMI uski aunty/g.f hain..hamesha flirt karta rehta hai inse jaisa ki abhi kar raha hai)


AHHHHH...

bade pyar se meri taraf badh ek haath se rose accept kiya aunty ne par agle hi pal dusre haath se kaan kheench liya unhone jispar jhuthe dard ki karah nikalta hua khada hua ma...


AUNTY-beta,teri ye noutanki,tera ye charm aaj kaam nahi aayega...

1 mahine baad shakal dikha raha hai tu... tera toh keema banaungi aaj mai...

MAI-hain..!!!khaane par toh mai aaya tha aur aap mera hi khaana banane waali ho...

koi naa...ishq kiya hai aapse...ab aapke hi zulm naa seh paaya toh phir ishq kaisa...????

AUNTY-sudhar jaa re SANVY,sudhar jaa...


meri baat sun haste hue kahi ye baat aunty ne jiske baad mai bhi unhe side se hug karta hua andar enter kar gaya aur phir...


MAI-uncle nahi aaye abhi tak....????8 p.m usual time hai naa unka...

AUNTY-haan,par aaj camp ke order ka aakhri din hai naa... isiliye thoda late ho gaye hain..

abhi aa jaayenge..kyun,tujhe abhi se bhook lag rahi hai kya..???rook,mai snacks lekar aati hun...

MAI-arre bhook wook kuch nahi lagi hai aunty....mai toh isiliye inquiry kar raha tha kyunki kya hai, uncle ke saamne aapse apni mohobbat ka izhar karta toh unhe bura lagta naa..

AUNTY-hahaha....tu toh unke saamne bhi baaz nahi aata...lekin unhe maalum hai...

MAI-aur kya maalum hain unhe...

AUNTY-yahi ki teri daal nahi galne waali... teri aunty bas tere uncle ki hi hai...


mujhe chidhate hue kahi ye baat AUNTY ne jispar..


MAI-aunty, mohobbat jab puri ek tarfa ho jaaye toh uski taakat kayi guna tak badh jaati hai...


DHAKKK...


meri baat par aunty kuch kehti ki tabhi ek sofa pillow aakar meri peeth par pada joki NITS ne pheka tha aur is waqt mujhe ghur raha tha...


AUNTY-dekho..jitna ladna hai lado par agar sofa ya kisi bhi table cloth ko kharab kiya toh pure ghar ki safayi karaungi tum dono se...


aunty jaanti thi ki ab hum dono ladenge aur isiliye ye bol kitchen ki taraf badh gayi woh aur jaise hi aunty hamare view se disappear hui toh...


NITS-bhosdike,meri maa ko line maarta hai...!!!


mujhe ghoorkar dheere par gurrate hue kahi thi ye baat NITS ne jispar...


MAI-chi chi chi..meri paak mohobbat ko line maarne jaisi tuche shabd ke saath jodta hai gaandu..

NITS-behenchod...


ye bol kooda mere upar NITS jispar sofe ki dusri taraf uchla mai aur tezi se bhaagte hue NITS ke room me ghus gaya..

NITS bhi bhaaga mere piche aur jab mai bed ke saamne pahuncha toh piche se kuda woh mere upar lekin uski movement bhaamp gaya tha isiliye turant side hath gaya mai jisse mere baaju se hota hua aage bed par gira woh aur isse pehle ki woh palathta,mai kood gaya uske upar..


AHHHHH...

NITS-bhosdoke...hath saale loudu..aahhh..abbe dukh raha hai chutiye...


uske upar kood NITS ke dono haath modte hue piche ki taraf jod se diye the maine jispar dard se chillata hua mujhe gaali dene laga woh par tabhi..


HEY BBHAGWAN..KKITNA BBADAL GGAYA INSSAAN....SSAALE MMUJHE PPEHLE SE HI MMALUM THA KKI TTUM DDONO GGAY HO...


SONU jo abhi abhi room me aaya tha,meri aur NITS ki position dekh kahi thi ye baat usne...


MAI-aaja phir.. threesome karte hain...

SONU-hath bbe loude...

NITS-abbe upar mere hai ye aur hata tu raha hai.. hath na chuth maarike...


NITS ke upar se hata mai par mere aisa karte hi NITS turant palta aur mere upar kood gaya...


NITS-teri chuth ka bhosda maaru saale..ab bata,lega baap se panga...

MAI-utar saale nahi toh patak dunga..

NITS-ghanta patkega tu.betal hun mai,jitna chhitkega ,utna chipkunga mai...HAHAHAHAHA...


NITTUUUU...YE KYA CHUTIYAPA HAI BE...NEECHE UTAR JAAHIL...


daanavon ki tarah haste hue kahi thi apni aakhri baat NITS ne jispar mai kuch kehta ki tabhi mere aur SONU ke priya JAGATH uncle prakat hue jinko dekh jahan mai aur SONU smile karne lage wahin humse ulath NITS ka mooh chota ho gaya aur woh turant mere peeth se utar gaya..


JAGATH UNCLE-mand hi reh buddhi se tu bhokwe...bandar hi rehna hai toh kaahe insaano ke school me padhne jaata hai re tu..

dehradun me pedon ki kami toh hai nahi...kudna utarna wahin theek se seekh le tu..

phir de dunga tujhe kisi madari ko,ghar me do paise toh aa jaayenge....


NITS ko uske future carrier par advise dene ke baad mere aur sonu ke sir par haath ferte hue ek baar phir NITS ko ghur uncle room se nikal gaye..


NITS-saala aaj toh confirm ho gaya,naa nikla mai inke lund ke paani se...

godh hi liya hoga mujhe pakka...

HAHAHAHA.....

BAAP ka jo anokha description abhi abhi NITS ne hume diya tha,usse sun peth pakad kar hasne lage the mai aur SONU...

wahin mooh fulaye ek takiye ko zor se jakade baitha NITS hume yun hasta dekh ghurne laga par kuch kaha nahi usne jispar..


MAI-waise baat sahi hai teri...

mai bhi kayi baar sochta hun ki aunty jaisi hoor ka beta tere jaisa langoor kaise ho sakta hai..????

NITS-betichod,teri toh.... phir shuru ho gaya tu...???

aunty-aajao baccho...dinner lag gaya hai...


mere upar chaddhte hue kahi thi ye baat NITS ne par tabhi aayi aunty ki awaaz jisse sun NITS utarne laga mere upar se aur tabhi..


MAI-dekha...majnu ke khatre me aate hi laila ne awaaz laga di..ab ye ishq nahi toh aur kya hai..??


NITS-bhosadchodike...

HAHAHAHAHA...


jahan meri baat sun zor se has pada SONU wahin khud ko loose chhod chuka NITS,meri baat sun phir bhadak gaya woh aur mujhe dabane ko hua par mai taiyar tha..

isse pehle ki woh mujhe dobochta,apne ghutne ko modte hue di maine saale ke gaand par ek laath jisse mere upar se hota hua NITS aage nikal gaya aur aisa hote hi mai aur SONU turant room se nikal hall ki taraf bhaag gaye...


AUNTY-arre arre arre...ghode ho gaye ho teeno par bachpana nahi gaya tum teeno ka...

jaao haath dho lo fatafat.....

MAI-as my queen commands...


hum teeno ki udham dekh sir par haath rakh kahi thi ye woh baat aunty ne par meri baat sun jahan woh has padi wahin mere peeth par ek chipka hi diya NITS ne aur..


NITS-saale meri hi maa milti hai tujhe har baar flirt karne ke liye..

MAI-haun..chal papa bol..

NITS-teri toh...


kitchen ke just bahar bhi ek wash basin tha jahan hand wash karte hue apni baat bol bhaag liya tha mai wahin meri aakhri baat sun gaali bakte hue mere piche aane ko hua NITS par saamne se chale aa rahe apne baap ko dekh uska mooh aur pair dono hi tight ho gaye...

ab tak mai dining table par baith chuka tha..mujhe ghurta hua NITS bhi theek mere opposite saamne waali chair par baith gaya..

SONU mere hi baaju me baitha tha aur NITS ko dekh dheere dheere hase jaa raha tha...

uncle joki head of the family the,table ke start matlab ki centre chair me baithe the aur aunty ne serve karna shuru kar diya tha..

is waqt table ke beech green salad jiske uske ird gird zeera rice aur daal makhni ke saath baigan bharta,matar paneer,malayi kofta,karari bheendi aur aalu jeera saja sa hua tha...

kitchen par kadhayi me just complete hua moong ka halwa bhi bana tha jisne dhake hone ke baawjud apni mehek bhar se hum sabke taste buds me paani bhar diya tha..

ye saare ke saare dishes mere favourite the aur aaj mere idhar dinner karne ki khushi me aunty ne bana diye the..

abhi bhi uncle se pehle aunty rice daalne ke baad side me saare dishes ko thoda thoda karte hue meri plate me hi saja rahi thi aur ye dekh...


UNCLE-lagta hai aaj hum sabka khaana bhi SANVY tere khaane ke baad hi shuru hoga...


UNCLE ke mazak par ghur kar dekha aunty ne unhe par is beech bhi karari bhindi ke baad kofte ko meri plate ke side me bin dekhe hi perfectly serve kar chuki thi woh..


MAI-wow... you the are best aunty...aise dishes daily banayengi toh yahi dera daal lena hai maine...

AHHHH...

meri baat sun jhat se kaan pakde aunty ne mere aur..


AUNTY-daily,haan...???aaj ek mahine ke baad shakal dikha raha hai apni aur woh bhi isiliye kyunki VERONICA out of town hai..

usme bhi dinner khud hi banane nikle the nawabzaade..woh toh acha hua ki NITTU ne bata diya mujhe aur bolne nahi,dhamki dene ke baad aaye hain janab...


aakhri baat yaa phir ye kahun ki meri complaint uncle ko dekh kar kahi thi aunty ne jispar..


UNCLE-ye kya sun raha hun bhai...??? humse kuch galti ho gayi hai kya jo idhar aana ab pasand nahi tumhe...!!!

MAI-galti toh hui hai aapse uncle par haal filhal me nahi,balki kayi saal pehle...

UNCLE-hain..!!!kayi saal pehle galti hui hai..!!!kaun si galti aur tumhara us galti se kya saarokaar...???

MAI-bilkul matlab hai uncle..mere paida hone se pehle hi meri mohobbat chinni hai aapne mujhse..

aur ab kehte hain ki aapko apni mohobbat ke saath dekh jalta rahun mai..naa,itna bada parwana nahi hun mai..

HAHAHAHAHA....

pehle aunty ko dekh aur phir haath aage kar naa me hilate hue kahi aakhri baat maine jisse sun jahan ek taraf uncle joki mera aunty ke saath mazak jaante bhi the aur enjoy bhi karte the, SONU ke saath has pade,aunty ne ek baar phir apne sir par haath maar diya wahin NITS pehle ghurta raha mujhe par phir woh bhi muskura diya...


AUNTY-chalo,bohot hua mazak..ab chupchaap khana khaao...

mere baad sabko parosne ke baad khudke liye bhi khaana nikala aunty ne aur uncle ke sabse kareeb ki chair par baith gayi..

meri mom ki tarah uncle aunty ki bhi aadat thi,khaana khaate waqt baat naa karne ki..

mai bhi khaate waqt sirf khaane par hi dhyan deta tha aur SONU bhi..

haan NITS ko is time bhi chapar chapar karna acha lagta tha but apne baapu ke dar se unke saamne chupchaap hi khaata tha woh...

agle 10 se 15 minute hall me bas chammach ke plates se touch hone ki hi awaaz aati rahi..

haan,is beech SONU aur NITS ke mobiles ka message tone ek saath beep zaroor hua tha par khaane ke beech me hone ki wajah se un dono ne hi dhyan nahi diya...


MAI-wow..as always,food was amazing aunty...

AUNTY-thank you..baithe raho,halwa lekar aati hun...

MAI-oh yeah...


apni baat bol aunty toh kitchen ki taraf badh gayi jiske baad..


UNCLE-toh baccho..kya chal raha hai phir school me aaj kal..is saal ke sports trial shuru hue ki nahi...

tumhare school me toh season arrival se hi ye sab shuru ho jaata hai naa...!!!

SONU-jji unncle..aaj hi sse sshuru hua hai...

MAI-waise uncle,apne teenage me aap sports khelte the...??

UNCLE-arre puch mat beta..hockey,football, kabaddi,sab khela hai maine...

cricket ka toh puch hi mat..school me toh mere hockey hi zyada chalti thi par apne mohalle ka best player tha mai cricket me..

aur ek ye hai... sports ka naam sunte hi bhaag khada hota hai...

bas naam hi kharab kar tu mera...


NITS ko ghurte hue kahi aakhri baat uncle ne jispar...


NITS-papa,sirf mai nahi,ye SANVY bhi sports ke naam se door bhaagta hai...

UNCLE-ab beta,kharbuje ko dekh kar hi dusra kharbuja rang badalta hai...teri sangati ka kuch toh bura asar padega hi naa ispar bhi..

HAHAHAHA...


meri burayi kar NITS ko laga tha ki uncle mujhe bhi daatenge par unki baat sun SONU has pada aur NITS ka mooh bigad gaya...

wahin paani ke glass ko haath me lete hue apni baat aage badhayi uncle ne...


UNCLE-waise kaun se sports ka trail shuru hua aaj..???

MAI-wahi uncle..

"lumb dund,gol pind,chatayi me dhakadhak pratiyogita"..

PHOOOO...

HAHAHAHAHAHA....

paani pee hi rahe the uncle ki meri baat sun woh paani sidhe NITS ke chehre par udel diya unhone aur ye dekh SONU apne pet pakde hasne laga..

NITS-PAPA...yuk...

mouth shower se bheega NITS ghusse se uncle ko ek baar dekh bathroom ki taraf badh gaya...

wahin paani mooh se toh nikla hi uncle ke par shayad kuch gale me fas bhi gaya tha aur isiliye halka khaanskar us paani ko nigalte hue aankhein badi kar dekhne lage mujhe woh jispar...


MAI-cricket uncle,cricket...lumb dand, matlab bat,gol pind,as in ball, chatayi hota hai mat aur dhakadhak pratiyogita yaani match..

UNCLE-beta,kaan sidhe pakadne ki jagah yun ghumakar pakadne ka kaaran...!!!

MAI-ab aap champ thehre uncle..socha bouncer maarun..

UNCLE-dhanya ho beta tum...

SONU-shit...


mere aage haath jodte hue naatakiya tarike se kahi ye baat uncle ne jispar mai kuch kehta ki tabhi apni jagah par ek jhatke se khade hote hue kahi ye baat SONU ne jisse dekh..


UNCLE-kya hua SONU beta..???kiska message hai jo pareshan dikhne laga tu...

SONU-uncle,hamare ek friend ka accident ho gaya hai...

UNCLE-oh..kaun sa dost..aur abhi kahan hai woh...???

SONU-SATISH naam hai uska uncle.aap nahi jaante usse..abhi hospital me hai woh...

UNCLE-toh chalo..mai chhod deta hun tum teeno ko..

MAI-nahi uncle.. hum chale jaayenge...haan,ek help chahiye hogi aapki..

UNCLE-kuch bhi beta...

MAI-aapko khudse help karne ki zaroorat nahi hai..help hote hi thanks bolta hun aapko..

UNCLE-hain...!!!help hote hi thanks bolta hun..!!!ab iska kya matlab hua...???


apni tedhi baat se uncle ko confused chhod unhe smile dete hue SONU ko apne saath aane ka ishara kiya maine aur washroom ki taraf badh gaya..

NITS bhi hand wash kar hamari taraf hi aa raha tha jisse wapas ghuma diya maine aur isse pehle ki woh kuch kehta..


MAI-panga hua hai..???


SONU se puchi ye baat maine..woh bhi jaanta tha ki uske SATISH ka naam lete hi mai samajh gaya tha ki baat kuch aur hai isiliye woh bhi surprise nahi hua..

par NITS ko kuch bhi samajh nahi aaya tha par mera serious thobda dekh woh bhi kuch bola nahi...

khair,mere sawal ko sun SONU ne kuch kaha nahi, bas apna phone meri taraf kar diya...


"ARZ KIYA HAI DOSTON"...

IRSHAD,IRSHAD....


"badan se badan takraye toh tu bhi MACHALTI HOGI"...

ek baar hume bhi practical karwa de,jaisa apne bande ke upar baith UCCHALTI HOGI"....

waah waah,waah waah..


ye ek whatsapp video message tha jo SAM ne SONU aur NITS ko bheja tha jisse dekh mujhe aur NITS ko saara maajra samajh me aa gaya...


NITS-behenchod..ye SAMRAT waale lounde hain naa...!!!

aur ye kariya jo woh behuda shayri bol raha hai,ye toh NAMITH KASHYAP hai...woh DUSHYANT,jisse pela tha tune,uska best friend...

MAI-hmm...video SAM ke paas se aaya hai matlab usse ANJALI ne bheja hai...NAISHA bhi saath hogi uske..

that means,ye behuda comment un dono ko hi dekh kar bol raha hai woh...

NITS-inki maa ka chodu...aaj toh saalon ka pura hisaab kar hi dete hain..

MAI-rook be...woh NAMITH bhi yahi chahta hai...

NITS-matlab???

MAI-video phir se chala...


SONU ne woh video phir se chalaya jispar..


MAI-dhyan se dekh... ANJALI ne chhupkar nahi, normally ye video capture kiya hai aur ye NAMITH, ANJALI ke saath saath mobile ko dekhte hue woh saari baatein kar raha hai..

SONU-iskka mmatlab woh cchahta hai ki ANJJALI wwoh vvideo bbanaye aur ssend kkare..

MAI-yup..SAM ko call kar...bol hero naa bane...SAMRAT ke bohot bande honge wahan...

NITS-bohot..abbe 4 hi toh dikh rahe hain...

MAI-chutiya hi rahiyo tu...zyada laundo ko dekh pehle haath nahi chhodega SAM...

aur yahi plan hai un sabka..BAMBOOZA me baithe hain ye sab...CLOCK TOWER area ke paas ka food square hai ye..

but sabse important baat,ye jagah issi NAMITH ke baap ki hai..

C.C.T.V'S se lais...haath agar SAM ya hamare bando me se kisi ne pehle uthaya toh baaki chhupe bando se toh maar khaayenge hi par maar peet shuru karne ke liye official charge bhi lagega...


mere NITS ko situation ka saari ganit samjhaate tak SONU ne SAM ko call laga maar peet naa karne ke liye bata diya tha aur aisa karne ki timing ekdum sahi baithi thi..

kyunki SAM aur uske saath EKPREET aur RAJAT is waqt BAMBOOZA ke entrace ke paas hi khade the...


MAI-thanks for the help uncle...


haath dhokar bahar jaane ke liye nikal chuka tha mai aur hall par baithe uncle ko dekh smile dete hue kahi ye baat maine aur main door se bahar nikal gaya..

SONU aur NITS bhi saath the mere....


UNCLE-phir thanks...arre ab toh bata,kis baat ke liye thanks....

aunty ke saath jinke haath me ab bhi mera favourite moong ka halwa tha aur jiska lutf mai ab utha nahi sakta tha, hamare piche aate hue pucha tha unhone ye sawal par aage bol nahi paaye woh..


REASON..


mere thanks ka reason practically dekh jo rahe the woh..

is waqt mai,NITS aur SONU uncle ki HONDA CITY me baithe the..

chaabi maine pehle hi nikal li thi jo ab car ki ignition ko start bhi kar chuki thi aur ye dekh aankhein badi karte hue..


UNCLE-oye,gaadi aati bhi hai chalani ya apne friend se seekh ek aur accident karani hai tujhe...


aage bhi kehte uncle par keh nahi paaye kyunki bade araam se pehle car ko halke right ki taraf back kar tezi se stearing ghumakar maine car ko sahi disha dete hue aage di thi..

NITS ke ghar ke main gate ka complete diameter gap kareeb 8 feet ka tha jisme uncle bade araam se car ko enter aur exit karwaate the par maine ek achi speed ke saath gate cross kiya aur car road par utaar di thi jisse dekh ek thandi saans chhodi uncle ne aur...


UNCLE-ye ladka ek din apne baap ka bhi baap banega...

AUNTY-kya matlab...???kya SANEEL bhai sahab bhi aise hi the...!!!

UNCLE-woh kya the,ye toh mai bhi kabhi samajh nahi paaya tha..

bhabhi ki tarah kisi tarah ke banker the woh par meri bigdi kismat ek phone se hi chamka di thi unhone..

kahan apna mill band kar kisi aur jagah jaane ka sochne laga tha mai aur unke ek baar kehne bhar se yahan ke saare camps ka life time tender mil gaya mujhe...

AUNTY-par in sabme SANVY ko kaise joda aapne...???

UNCLE-yaad hai pehle har sunday piche waale maidan me football khelta tha mai..

AUNTY-haan...

UNCLE-ek din hamare khelne ke douran SANEEL JI wahan se guzre the toh maine unhe hamare saath khelne ka pucha tha jispar kaha tha unhone ki "football hamare bas ki baat nahi"...

phir ek din pisaan (atta)delivery ke liye camp gaya tha mai aur tab wahan ke afsaron ke saath SANEEL JI ko football khelte dekha tha maine...

jiske bas ki football nahi thi,us din maine usse 5,5 logon ko akele hi nachate dekha tha..

wahan moujud kuch aur afsaron se pata chala tha mujhe ki woh paanch log jinhe SANEEL JI baccho ki taraf jhaka rahe the, unme se teen ne state aur 2 ne division level tak khela hua tha football..

unke pair se ho rahe chamatkar ko dekh lag gaya tha mujhe ki samandar hai SANEEL AHARYA jiski gehrayi ka sirf andaza hi lagaya jaa sakta hai par usse naapa nahi jaa sakta..

aur ab wahi ehsaas mujhe SANVY ko bhi dekhkar aati hai...iski aankhein, unme dikhta beshumar confidence kuch aisa hai jisse agar koi pratidwandi dekh aur samajh le toh maidan me utarne se pehle hi bhaag khada ho..




BACK TO SANVEER:-




BHOSDIKE,GAANDU,LOUDE KE BAAL...SAALE, MOUT KE KUEN ME CHALA RAHA THA KYA BHOSDIKE CAR...


theek BAMBOOZA ki parking ke saamne car roki maine jiske baad abtak meri driving se dar aankh band kiye baithe NITS ne kholi apni aankhein aur seedhe bakne laga mujhe jispar bina uski taraf dhyan diye car se utar gaya mai aur ye dekh..


NITS-bhoshdike,agar gaadi thuk jaati toh mera baap tujhe toh kuch bolta nahi,mujhe zaroor thok deta..

MAI-thuk jaati toh naa.thuki kya...!!!???

NITS-haan,ehsaan kar diya bhosdoke tune..saale,agar dobara MICHAEL SCHUMACHER bana na tu toh bata dunga aunty ko ki unki bank ki car tu hi raat ko bhaskakar sikhne jaata tha...

MAI-ye bhi bata dena ki keys churane unke room tu hi ghusta tha...

SONU-abbe,yye ttoh kkitne llog hhain..


meri baat par NITS react karta ki tabhi SONU ki kahi baat sun uski nazar padi saamne..

is waqt hum teeno BAMBOOZA ke entrace ke paas hi khade the...

glass covering se bana tha BAMBOOZA ka wall isiliye andar ka scenes hume saaf dikh rahe the..

is waqt left corner seats par baithe the ANJALI, NAISHA, RASHI jinke paas hi khade the SAM, EKPREET aur RAJAT..

jabki right ka pura area covered tha SAMRAT ke loundo se..

koi aur customer nahi tha wahan..

un sabhi SAMRAT waasiyon ke beech me baitha tha woh kariya NAMITH jo lagatar kuch na kuch bol raha tha joki i am sure ki waisi hi nonveg below the belt shayriyan aur slangs thi jiska ek sample mai SONU ke phone par dekh chuka tha....


(NAMITH-height lagbhagh mere hi jitni par rang gehra saawla...BAMBOOZA jaisi behatarin food square ka owner hai matlab paise waali party par chehre ki taraf dil se bhi kaala..iske baare me kaha jaata hai ki ye mooh chod bohot bada hai...sabko chholte rehne aur khud ko superior dikhane me bada maza aata hai isse)


anyways, NAMITH ki ghatiya comments ke baad bhi naa toh SAM kuch react kar raha tha aur naahi EKPREET, RAJAT...

ab ye ek sahi cheez thi kyunki un teeno ko bhadkana aur ladhayi shuru karwana hi toh us NAMITH aur uske doston ka maksad tha...

par un teeno ke shaant rehne ke kaaran hi ab SAMRAT ke woh chuppe bande bhi saamne aakar un teeno ka mazak udaa rahe the...

in sabke beech ANJALI,RASHI aur NAISHA bhi shaant hi baithe the but mujhe pata tha ki jis tarah ki baatein NAMITH kar raha tha,usse kitne uncomfortable feel kar rahe honge woh teeno...

par phir bhi woh wahin the..

REASON...

SIRIUS....

school ke andar ho ya bahar..mudda sahi ho ya GALATH...

SIRIUS waale haar maanana nahi jaante the..

competition me un sabke liye SAM akela kaafi tha aur yahan jo situation thi,uske liye mai un sabke liye zaroorat se zyada taklif deh tha..

aur mai aa raha hun,ye jaante the girls isiliye badi himmat aur sabr se baithe the woh teeno us gandagi ke beech..


NITS-dekh kya raha hai be..chal,chalkar maa chodte hai sabki...

MAI-maar peet yahan nahi kar sakte apan.. reason pehle hi bata chuka hun mai..

par agar kar bhi sakte, toh bhi filhal haath pair naa chalata mai...

SONU-kkyun...ahhiinsa kka vvrat llaga hai ttera abhi...


MAI-talwar ki nok ke aage bandookh ki nali nahi rakhi jaati...

jab ladhayi zubani shuru ki gayi ho toh palatwar bhi zubaani ki jaati hai beta...

shabdon se khelne ka bohot shouk hai lounde ko..

aur har shouk ko shock me badalna SANVY ko ache se aata hai..

rahi baat iski kutayi ki,toh woh bhi hoga aur woh bhi issike bune jaal me isse fasaane ke baad...


ye bol mai,NITS aur SONU BAMBOOZA ke us kaanch ki pardarshi gate ko kholte hue andar ghus gaye aur tabhi...

ek saath do reaction hue..

jahan ek taraf mere dost aur teeno girls hume dekh khush hote hue smile karne lage wahin dusri taraf BAMBOOZA ke teen chowthayi bhaag ko ghere baithe aur bhadde mazak karte SAMRAT ke bando ka khema jo kareeb 25 ke aas paas tha,woh khamosh sa ho gaya..

un sabke mujhe ghurte chehre khud hi ye gawahi de rahe the ki waakif the woh sab mujhse..

par un sab ghurti nazaron ke beech do 4 nazarein, 2 chehre aise bhi the jinme mujhko dekh ghusse se zyada dar tha...

ye dono un sab loundo me se the jinki kuch din pehle DUSHYANT ke saath pelayi thi maine..

maathe par patti aur haath me plasters chhadhe hone ka baawjud unka yahan hona is baat ka saboot tha ki maar phir bhi kam hi padi thi in dono ko aur gaand me chul kuch zyada hi thi isiliye sabak ab bhi naa sikha tha inhone..

khair,enter karte hi apne group ke paas pahunch gaya mai aur ye dekh..


NAMITH-toh tu hai SANVEER..saala,mai toh socha tha ki koi maacho,hatta katta banda hoga tu lekin sukhe hue chhuware se zyada toh nahi lagti teri body...

MAI-aag ki ek halki lou bhi jalan puri paida karti hai... yakin na ho toh haath laga ke dekh...

ye sukha hua chhuawara tere sharir ke maans ko unke andar chuppi haddiyon ke saath milakar dikha dega...

NAMITH-yahi toh baat hai..!!!!maarna hota toh ab tak tere in teen doston ki har haddi ko tod chuke hote hum...

aur is waqt mujhe kori dhamki dene ki jagah in teeno ko hospital le jaane ke jugaad me laga hota tu...

MAI-maksad tera yahi tha beta jo pura sirf isiliye nahi hua kyunki teri jaahiliyat se bhari baaton ko sunane ke baad bhi reaction kuch naa mila tujhe...

aur bina inke pehle waar kiye yahan khudse toh nahi naa maar sakte tum inhe..

ek aur baat me thoda GALATH hai tu...ho sakta hai ki agar ye teen saamne se bhidte toh tum sab milkar inki hospital pahunchane waali haalath kar dete..

par agar aisa hota toh agle 24 ghanton me tum sab bhi ussi hospital me in teeno ko company de rahe hote..

yakin naa ho toh apne dost DUSHYANT se puch lena..waise gawah yahan bhi hain....

kyun be, jhuth toh nahi bol raha mai..???


unhi dono loundo se jinhe kuch din pehle DUSHYANT ke saath kuta tha maine,dekh kar bola mai jispar woh dono hi idhar udhar dekhne lage..

wahin DUSHYANT ka naam sun kuch pal ghura mujhe NAMITH ne par phir..


NAMITH-us baat ko naa DUSHYANT bhula hai,naa mai aur naahi SAMRAT...

waise bataya mujhe DUSHYANT ne ki usse maarne ke baad koi shayri,koi dialogue bola tha tu..

hume bhi toh suna kuch..

MAI-kahin bahar mil..uske jaisi teri bhi haalath kar deta hun aur phir jab dard bardasht naa kar paane ki wajah se behosh hone lagega tu,tab sunaunga tujhe dialogue...

SAMRAT-see now that's the thing i am talking about...tum SIRIUS waalon ke paas har problem ka bas ek hi solution hota hai..

maar peet...

baat mai shabdon ki kar raha hun, samajh tujhe haath pair chalane ki aa rahi hai...

beta,zubani jung ka hathiyar dimag hota hai jisse istamal kar ladhayi jeeti jaati hai..

par shayad SIRIUS waalon ke paas baaki sab toh hai bas dimag nahi..

isiliye hi toh itni der se tere in SIRIUS ke superstars ke saamne unki girls ki izzat utaar raha hun mai par bebas goongo ki tarah ghurne ke alawa kuch bol hi nahi paaye ye...

MAI-EKPREET SINGH BAL... INTER SCHOOL LEVEL SWIMMING CHAMP...

RAJAT AGRAWAL-INTER SCHOOL LEVEL LONG TRACKS,POOL AND T.T CHAMP..

& SAM-INTER SCHOOL LEVEL CHAMPION..

jis bhi sports, acadamics me participate kiya hai isne,jeet SIRIUS ki hi hui hai...

aisa koi bhi qualification, achievement gina de tere SAMRAT waale kisi bhi ek bande ka toh sir jhuka lega SANVEER AHARYA tere aage...

beta, kisi bhi department ke koi bhi competition me jisse SIRIUS jeetathi hai,SAMRAT ka us list ke runner-ups me bhi naam nahi hota aur tu hume,SIRIUS waalon ko judge kar raha hai...

NAMITH-isiliye mere aage mooh band....

MAI-band isiliye tha inka mooh kyunki tu jo kar raha tha,woh inka criteria nahi hai...

SIRIUS ko illegal aur avaidhya tarike se push karne waale se nipatne ki zimmedari SANVEER AHARYA ki hai...

kuch din pehle yahi kaam tere dost DUSHYANT ne kiya tha aur us kachre ko saaf kar usse uski sahi jagah maine hi dikhayi thi..

aaj teri baari...

NAMITH-kaise,mujhe maarke..dude,maine bola naa ki..

MAI-zubani jung ka hathiyar dimag hota hai jisse istamal kar ladhayi jeeti jaati hai..yaad hai mujhe..

NAMITH-aur tujhe lagta hai ki you can beat me in words...???

BETA,NAMITH IS THE DEBATE CHAMPION OF SAMRAT... OFFICIALLY AUR NON OFFICIALLY,NAMITH KING HAI SHABDON KE SAATH KHELNE ME...


NAMITH ke ek friend ne aage aakar kahi ye baat jispar NAMITH smile karne hi waala tha ki tabhi..


HAHAHAHAHA..

SONU aur NITS ke saath itne der se khamosh khade hue SAM, EKPREET aur RAJAT zor se has pade..

ANJALI, NAISHA aur RASHI ke faces par bhi smile thi jispar un sabko halki hairani se dekhne laga NAMITH...


NITS-kya bola tu...KING OF WORDS... CHAMPION OF DEBATE...

tutututu..waise galti bhi naa hai teri...kuwen ke mendhak ko toh yahi lagta hai kuwen se gehra kuch nahi...

but let me tell you something...

beta, SANVY ke saamne khada hai tu..bina haath lagaye, sirf bolkar teri pichwade me fase mendhak ko samandar ki gehrayi napwa dega ye..

KING se kata hua LING banaane me waqt nahi lagata ye...

EKPREET-oh beta ji,laaya bhai,laaya...


jahan NITS ki baat sun taali maarte hue kahi ye baat EKPREET ne wahin ek baar un sabko aur phir mujhe ghurne ke baad...


NAMITH-dekhte hain..kaun kisko gehrayi napwata hai..

toh pesh hai aap teeno ki taarif me ek desi aur jungli RAP...


ANJALI, NAISHA aur RASHI ko dekh kahi ye baat NAMITH ne jiske baad..


NAMITH-give me the beat guyz...

FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICKFUCK...


NAMITH-


chehre par teri LAALI THI..
tu piya se chudne WAALI THI...

koi aur aaya CHOD GAYA..
lehenge pe lauda POCH GAYA...


FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICKFUCK


tum humse chudo ya GHODE SE..
ya guptaji ke LOUDE SE..

tumhe chudna hoga RAAT ME..
phir roti rehna BAAD ME....


FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICKFUCK


yahan dhol nagaade BIN BIN...
yahan ek ke upar TEEN TEEN...

tujhe patak ke chodu MASTI ME..
mujhe mili randiyan SASTI ME....


kaisa laga...???

awesome man,just awesone...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...


apne us achopan ki hadh ko chhune waali baaton ko jisse NAMITH rap keh raha tha,kehne ke baad ANJALI, NAISHA aur RASHI ko dekh pucha ye sawal NAMITH ne jispar jahan ek taraf uske dost uski taarif karte hue hume dekh hasne lage wahin girls aur unke saath hamare saare boys ke bhi jabde sakhti se bheenche hue the..

NAMITH-your turn man..show me what you got...???


dono baahein failate hue kahi ye baat NAMITH ne jispar mai palath girls ko dekhne laga jispar...


NAISHA-hume kya dekh raha hai...teri shudh vaani sunane ke liye hi ab tak in do tuke ke defaulters ke beech baithe hue the hum...

RASHI-bohot suna hai maine ki SANVY sirf apni zubaan se saamne waale ki kaan se khoon nikal deta hai...

dekhna hai aaj mujhe...

ANJALI-aur is baar beat hum denge...girls...!!!

DONO-oh yeah..


teeno ki baat sun halki smile karte hue wapas saamne NAMITH ko dekha maine aur...


MAI-ok then..give me the beat girls...


TEENO-


FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICKFUCK



teri gaand jo itni KAALI HAI...
CHUTTAD ke naam pe GAALI HAI...

kabhi nunu thi,aaj LOUDA HAI...
phir bhi tu gandu THODA HAI...


FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICKFUCK


jahan paani tha us GOTTE SE..
tu nikla hai loude MOTE SE...

tu paidaish ek RAAND KA..
par chut nahi re GAAND KA...


FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICKFUCK


kutte ki nikli TATTI TU....
suwar ke lund ki HADDI TU....

tere ghar me pada tha CHAAPA HAI..
100 se zyada tere PAPA HAIN....


kaisa laga..???

prabhu,prabhu,prabhu....nailed it bro..u just nailed it...

HAHAHAHAHAHA...


jahan apne haath jode mere paas aakar jhukne lage the mere sabhi dost wahin girls zoron se has padi thi...


NAMITH- CCTV band karo re...

behadh tez awaaz me chillaya NAMITH jiske baad laptop par baitha banda turant harkat me aaya...


wahin NAMITH ki baat sun ek behadh halki smile naach uthi thi mere face par jisse woh mere saamne khade hone ke baad bhi dekh nahi paaya....

DONE...

jaise hi laptop waale bande ne ye shabd bola...


MADAR.......


lagatar mujhe khunnas se ghurte NAMITH ne gaali se shuruat karte hue mere mooh par punch maarne ki koshish ki par naa toh uski gaali puri ho paayi aur naahi uska punch apna kaam kar paaya...

KRR...AHHHHHH

tezi se halka right ki taraf ghuma mai aur agle hi pal NAMITH ka haath uske elbow se hold hokar meri grip me tha aur aisa hote hi apne dusre hatheli se uske haath ke jod par pressure banate hue ek jhatka sa diya maine jiske baad halki awaaz ubhri NAMITH ke kandhe se jiske baad ek gaand faad cheekh uske mooh se nikal gayi..

shoulder dislocate kar diya tha maine uska par uske baad bhi uske ussi har pal soojte haath ke sahare NAMITH ko apni taraf ghumaya maine aur back to back 4 punches maare maine uske mooh par..

naak,gaal aur honth ke neeche aur side se khoon ki ek moti dhaar si nikal padi uske.

wahin ye sab itni tezi se hua tha ki NAMITH ke doston ko kuch samajh me hi nahi aaya tha..

upar se NAMITH ke mooh se nikli zordar cheekh aur phir khoon se sane chehre ko dekh gaand fath gayi thi un sabki par quantity zyada thi unki..

issi criteria se khudko benifit of doubt dete hue meri taraf tezi se badhne ko hue woh sab par tabhi....


DHAKKKHHH...

entrance door khol andar bhadbhadkar daakhil hue SIRIUS ARMY...

kareeb 40 students the woh sab jinhe car me baiththe waqt hi SONU ne yahan bulwa liya tha.

par jab SAMRAT ka koi banda humpar saamne se waar nahi karta,tab tak unhe chuppe rehne ke liye kaha tha maine aur NAMITH ke mujhpar waar karte hi woh bandish toot chuki thi..

sabhi ke haath me hockey,road stick,chains aur koi na koi pelna ka zariya tha jisse dekh naa sirf SAMRAT waale bando ke aage badhte kadam apni jagah rook gaye balki ab un sabke faces par dar dikhne laga tha...


MAI-pent,chaddi,dono kholo apni apni aur nange ho jaao loudo...


meri baat sun chupchaap hi khade rahe woh sab jispar mere pass hi SIRIUS ke ek bande se maine turant chinni uski hockey stick aur...


DHADHHH...DHADHHH...DHADHHH...

NAMITH-ahhhh...bhai,bhai,bhai...maaf kar de...maaf kar de bhai..aahhhhh...maa kasam, phir kabhi nahi karunga..ahhhh..bhai..

please bhai....aahhhhh....

MAI-maine bola maadarchod nahi karne..

DHADDHHHH..

kar na tu.. DHADHHHH..jitna man kare kar...


tezi se chali meri hockey stick NAMITH ke sharir par jispar maafi ki guhaar lagane laga woh par mai saale ko maarta hi raha..

par kuch der baad jab apni hockey stick ko rok saamne dekha maine toh aadhe se zyada SAMRAT waasi apni pent khol chuke the...

kuch ne chaddi bhi khol di thi par mere unki taraf dekhte hi baaki bache sab bhi jaldi se khudko unchain karne lage..

ek minute ke andar BAMBOOZA me moujud sabhi SAMRAT ke lounde neeche se nange the..

wahin NAMITH neeche zamin par pada karaah raha tha par jab meri nazar uspar padi toh apne bache ek sahi salamat haath se woh bhi apni pent utarne laga...

is beech itne saare nange ladko ko dekh ANJALI, NAISHA aur RASHI toh pehle hi yahan se haste hue nikal chuke the..

ANJALI ne toh nahi par yahan se jaate waqt baaki dono ne aankhon hi aankhon me thanks kaha tha mujhe...

RAJAT, EKPREET,SAM,SONU aur NITS toh ardh nange SAMRAT ke bando ko dekh pet pakadkar has rahe the...

ab tak kisi tarah NAMITH ne bhi apni pant aur underwear utaar di thi jiske baad...


MAI-NITS,bana be video sabki..

NITS-bana li bhai....is saale NAMITH kariya ki toh lulli itni kaali hai ki VIDEO me invisible dikh raha hai...


pehle meri aur phir NITS ki baat sun saare SAMRAT waalon ke mooh khul gaye the..

kuch bolne ko hue woh sab par meri haathon me ghumti hockey stick ko dekh chup reh gaye.

AHHHHH...

NAMITH ke baal pakad unhe kheenchte hue uthaya maine usse jispar dard se chattpatatha hua kisi tarah khada ho gaya woh.

par jitni maar maine usse maari thi, uske upar uska dislocated shoulder...

accesive pain ho raha tha NAMITH ko jo ab uske bardasht se bahar hone laga tha...

isiliye dheere dheere behoshi ki taraf jaane laga tha woh jisse dekh maine smile kiya aur...


MAI-yaad hai,kya kaha tha maine....

tere us dost DUSHYANT ki tarah jab dard bardasht naa kar paane ki wajah se behosh hone lagega tu,tab sunaunga tujhe dialogue...

toh sun ab...




jitne bhi bhide hain humse,sabke sab MARE HAIN...

SIRIUS waale hain hum,naa kisi ke aage jhuke hain aur naa kisise DARE HAIN...

humare saamne aane se pehle kadh toh naapa hota apna...

jeetna chhod,hamari race me hissa lena bhi teri aukaad se PARE HAI...












AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI....












AAPKA APNA V...J...




Bhai kya majedar update tha

3 idiot ki yaad aa gai 😁😁😁
 

Avir

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kisne keh diya bhai ki Frnz ke beech hadh se zyada gaali galouch nahi hoti..

kabhi mere kuch aise groups the jinme koi bhi baat naahi gaali ke bina shuru hoti thi aur naahi khatm..

aur jis group ki baat mai kar raha hun, background bohot classy tha un sabka.

anyways,aaj jab maine gaali zyada hai likhi toh iska matlab frnz ke beech convo kaise soch liya aapne..

scene aur situation alag hai aur aaj gaali ki barsaat ek competition ke tahat hogi..


Koi baat nahi writer aapho.
Woh tumhri story neat n clean hoti to bola.
Baaki update Badhya tha
 

Naik

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AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF SANVY KHUDKO AUR NITS KO CRICKET TRIALS SE BACHA LETA HAI WAHIN DUSRI TARAF USKE AUR KHANAK KE BEECH KUCH ROMANTIC CONVERSATIONS HOTI HAI.

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


MEGA UPDATE-10


CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-NITS HOUSE





"UMR DHALNE SE PEHLE HI AGAR DHADKANE THAK JAAYEN...!!!!

MOUT BHI KUBOOL HAI HUME JO AAKHRI-DIDAARE-RUKHSAAR TERA HO"....


haathon me gulaab liye,entrance door par apne ek ghutne ke bal baith thik propose karne ki position me saamne dekh kahi thi ye baat maine LAKSHMI aunty se..(NITS MOM)


(LAKSHMI BHATNAGAR:-a beautiful women but more importantly,ek aadarsh patni aur maa...apne SANVY ko bhi NITENDRA se kam pyar nahi karti hain ye aur SANVY,uske liye toh LAKSHMI uski aunty/g.f hain..hamesha flirt karta rehta hai inse jaisa ki abhi kar raha hai)


AHHHHH...

bade pyar se meri taraf badh ek haath se rose accept kiya aunty ne par agle hi pal dusre haath se kaan kheench liya unhone jispar jhuthe dard ki karah nikalta hua khada hua ma...


AUNTY-beta,teri ye noutanki,tera ye charm aaj kaam nahi aayega...

1 mahine baad shakal dikha raha hai tu... tera toh keema banaungi aaj mai...

MAI-hain..!!!khaane par toh mai aaya tha aur aap mera hi khaana banane waali ho...

koi naa...ishq kiya hai aapse...ab aapke hi zulm naa seh paaya toh phir ishq kaisa...????

AUNTY-sudhar jaa re SANVY,sudhar jaa...


meri baat sun haste hue kahi ye baat aunty ne jiske baad mai bhi unhe side se hug karta hua andar enter kar gaya aur phir...


MAI-uncle nahi aaye abhi tak....????8 p.m usual time hai naa unka...

AUNTY-haan,par aaj camp ke order ka aakhri din hai naa... isiliye thoda late ho gaye hain..

abhi aa jaayenge..kyun,tujhe abhi se bhook lag rahi hai kya..???rook,mai snacks lekar aati hun...

MAI-arre bhook wook kuch nahi lagi hai aunty....mai toh isiliye inquiry kar raha tha kyunki kya hai, uncle ke saamne aapse apni mohobbat ka izhar karta toh unhe bura lagta naa..

AUNTY-hahaha....tu toh unke saamne bhi baaz nahi aata...lekin unhe maalum hai...

MAI-aur kya maalum hain unhe...

AUNTY-yahi ki teri daal nahi galne waali... teri aunty bas tere uncle ki hi hai...


mujhe chidhate hue kahi ye baat AUNTY ne jispar..


MAI-aunty, mohobbat jab puri ek tarfa ho jaaye toh uski taakat kayi guna tak badh jaati hai...


DHAKKK...


meri baat par aunty kuch kehti ki tabhi ek sofa pillow aakar meri peeth par pada joki NITS ne pheka tha aur is waqt mujhe ghur raha tha...


AUNTY-dekho..jitna ladna hai lado par agar sofa ya kisi bhi table cloth ko kharab kiya toh pure ghar ki safayi karaungi tum dono se...


aunty jaanti thi ki ab hum dono ladenge aur isiliye ye bol kitchen ki taraf badh gayi woh aur jaise hi aunty hamare view se disappear hui toh...


NITS-bhosdike,meri maa ko line maarta hai...!!!


mujhe ghoorkar dheere par gurrate hue kahi thi ye baat NITS ne jispar...


MAI-chi chi chi..meri paak mohobbat ko line maarne jaisi tuche shabd ke saath jodta hai gaandu..

NITS-behenchod...


ye bol kooda mere upar NITS jispar sofe ki dusri taraf uchla mai aur tezi se bhaagte hue NITS ke room me ghus gaya..

NITS bhi bhaaga mere piche aur jab mai bed ke saamne pahuncha toh piche se kuda woh mere upar lekin uski movement bhaamp gaya tha isiliye turant side hath gaya mai jisse mere baaju se hota hua aage bed par gira woh aur isse pehle ki woh palathta,mai kood gaya uske upar..


AHHHHH...

NITS-bhosdoke...hath saale loudu..aahhh..abbe dukh raha hai chutiye...


uske upar kood NITS ke dono haath modte hue piche ki taraf jod se diye the maine jispar dard se chillata hua mujhe gaali dene laga woh par tabhi..


HEY BBHAGWAN..KKITNA BBADAL GGAYA INSSAAN....SSAALE MMUJHE PPEHLE SE HI MMALUM THA KKI TTUM DDONO GGAY HO...


SONU jo abhi abhi room me aaya tha,meri aur NITS ki position dekh kahi thi ye baat usne...


MAI-aaja phir.. threesome karte hain...

SONU-hath bbe loude...

NITS-abbe upar mere hai ye aur hata tu raha hai.. hath na chuth maarike...


NITS ke upar se hata mai par mere aisa karte hi NITS turant palta aur mere upar kood gaya...


NITS-teri chuth ka bhosda maaru saale..ab bata,lega baap se panga...

MAI-utar saale nahi toh patak dunga..

NITS-ghanta patkega tu.betal hun mai,jitna chhitkega ,utna chipkunga mai...HAHAHAHAHA...


NITTUUUU...YE KYA CHUTIYAPA HAI BE...NEECHE UTAR JAAHIL...


daanavon ki tarah haste hue kahi thi apni aakhri baat NITS ne jispar mai kuch kehta ki tabhi mere aur SONU ke priya JAGATH uncle prakat hue jinko dekh jahan mai aur SONU smile karne lage wahin humse ulath NITS ka mooh chota ho gaya aur woh turant mere peeth se utar gaya..


JAGATH UNCLE-mand hi reh buddhi se tu bhokwe...bandar hi rehna hai toh kaahe insaano ke school me padhne jaata hai re tu..

dehradun me pedon ki kami toh hai nahi...kudna utarna wahin theek se seekh le tu..

phir de dunga tujhe kisi madari ko,ghar me do paise toh aa jaayenge....


NITS ko uske future carrier par advise dene ke baad mere aur sonu ke sir par haath ferte hue ek baar phir NITS ko ghur uncle room se nikal gaye..


NITS-saala aaj toh confirm ho gaya,naa nikla mai inke lund ke paani se...

godh hi liya hoga mujhe pakka...

HAHAHAHA.....

BAAP ka jo anokha description abhi abhi NITS ne hume diya tha,usse sun peth pakad kar hasne lage the mai aur SONU...

wahin mooh fulaye ek takiye ko zor se jakade baitha NITS hume yun hasta dekh ghurne laga par kuch kaha nahi usne jispar..


MAI-waise baat sahi hai teri...

mai bhi kayi baar sochta hun ki aunty jaisi hoor ka beta tere jaisa langoor kaise ho sakta hai..????

NITS-betichod,teri toh.... phir shuru ho gaya tu...???

aunty-aajao baccho...dinner lag gaya hai...


mere upar chaddhte hue kahi thi ye baat NITS ne par tabhi aayi aunty ki awaaz jisse sun NITS utarne laga mere upar se aur tabhi..


MAI-dekha...majnu ke khatre me aate hi laila ne awaaz laga di..ab ye ishq nahi toh aur kya hai..??


NITS-bhosadchodike...

HAHAHAHAHA...


jahan meri baat sun zor se has pada SONU wahin khud ko loose chhod chuka NITS,meri baat sun phir bhadak gaya woh aur mujhe dabane ko hua par mai taiyar tha..

isse pehle ki woh mujhe dobochta,apne ghutne ko modte hue di maine saale ke gaand par ek laath jisse mere upar se hota hua NITS aage nikal gaya aur aisa hote hi mai aur SONU turant room se nikal hall ki taraf bhaag gaye...


AUNTY-arre arre arre...ghode ho gaye ho teeno par bachpana nahi gaya tum teeno ka...

jaao haath dho lo fatafat.....

MAI-as my queen commands...


hum teeno ki udham dekh sir par haath rakh kahi thi ye woh baat aunty ne par meri baat sun jahan woh has padi wahin mere peeth par ek chipka hi diya NITS ne aur..


NITS-saale meri hi maa milti hai tujhe har baar flirt karne ke liye..

MAI-haun..chal papa bol..

NITS-teri toh...


kitchen ke just bahar bhi ek wash basin tha jahan hand wash karte hue apni baat bol bhaag liya tha mai wahin meri aakhri baat sun gaali bakte hue mere piche aane ko hua NITS par saamne se chale aa rahe apne baap ko dekh uska mooh aur pair dono hi tight ho gaye...

ab tak mai dining table par baith chuka tha..mujhe ghurta hua NITS bhi theek mere opposite saamne waali chair par baith gaya..

SONU mere hi baaju me baitha tha aur NITS ko dekh dheere dheere hase jaa raha tha...

uncle joki head of the family the,table ke start matlab ki centre chair me baithe the aur aunty ne serve karna shuru kar diya tha..

is waqt table ke beech green salad jiske uske ird gird zeera rice aur daal makhni ke saath baigan bharta,matar paneer,malayi kofta,karari bheendi aur aalu jeera saja sa hua tha...

kitchen par kadhayi me just complete hua moong ka halwa bhi bana tha jisne dhake hone ke baawjud apni mehek bhar se hum sabke taste buds me paani bhar diya tha..

ye saare ke saare dishes mere favourite the aur aaj mere idhar dinner karne ki khushi me aunty ne bana diye the..

abhi bhi uncle se pehle aunty rice daalne ke baad side me saare dishes ko thoda thoda karte hue meri plate me hi saja rahi thi aur ye dekh...


UNCLE-lagta hai aaj hum sabka khaana bhi SANVY tere khaane ke baad hi shuru hoga...


UNCLE ke mazak par ghur kar dekha aunty ne unhe par is beech bhi karari bhindi ke baad kofte ko meri plate ke side me bin dekhe hi perfectly serve kar chuki thi woh..


MAI-wow... you the are best aunty...aise dishes daily banayengi toh yahi dera daal lena hai maine...

AHHHH...

meri baat sun jhat se kaan pakde aunty ne mere aur..


AUNTY-daily,haan...???aaj ek mahine ke baad shakal dikha raha hai apni aur woh bhi isiliye kyunki VERONICA out of town hai..

usme bhi dinner khud hi banane nikle the nawabzaade..woh toh acha hua ki NITTU ne bata diya mujhe aur bolne nahi,dhamki dene ke baad aaye hain janab...


aakhri baat yaa phir ye kahun ki meri complaint uncle ko dekh kar kahi thi aunty ne jispar..


UNCLE-ye kya sun raha hun bhai...??? humse kuch galti ho gayi hai kya jo idhar aana ab pasand nahi tumhe...!!!

MAI-galti toh hui hai aapse uncle par haal filhal me nahi,balki kayi saal pehle...

UNCLE-hain..!!!kayi saal pehle galti hui hai..!!!kaun si galti aur tumhara us galti se kya saarokaar...???

MAI-bilkul matlab hai uncle..mere paida hone se pehle hi meri mohobbat chinni hai aapne mujhse..

aur ab kehte hain ki aapko apni mohobbat ke saath dekh jalta rahun mai..naa,itna bada parwana nahi hun mai..

HAHAHAHAHA....

pehle aunty ko dekh aur phir haath aage kar naa me hilate hue kahi aakhri baat maine jisse sun jahan ek taraf uncle joki mera aunty ke saath mazak jaante bhi the aur enjoy bhi karte the, SONU ke saath has pade,aunty ne ek baar phir apne sir par haath maar diya wahin NITS pehle ghurta raha mujhe par phir woh bhi muskura diya...


AUNTY-chalo,bohot hua mazak..ab chupchaap khana khaao...

mere baad sabko parosne ke baad khudke liye bhi khaana nikala aunty ne aur uncle ke sabse kareeb ki chair par baith gayi..

meri mom ki tarah uncle aunty ki bhi aadat thi,khaana khaate waqt baat naa karne ki..

mai bhi khaate waqt sirf khaane par hi dhyan deta tha aur SONU bhi..

haan NITS ko is time bhi chapar chapar karna acha lagta tha but apne baapu ke dar se unke saamne chupchaap hi khaata tha woh...

agle 10 se 15 minute hall me bas chammach ke plates se touch hone ki hi awaaz aati rahi..

haan,is beech SONU aur NITS ke mobiles ka message tone ek saath beep zaroor hua tha par khaane ke beech me hone ki wajah se un dono ne hi dhyan nahi diya...


MAI-wow..as always,food was amazing aunty...

AUNTY-thank you..baithe raho,halwa lekar aati hun...

MAI-oh yeah...


apni baat bol aunty toh kitchen ki taraf badh gayi jiske baad..


UNCLE-toh baccho..kya chal raha hai phir school me aaj kal..is saal ke sports trial shuru hue ki nahi...

tumhare school me toh season arrival se hi ye sab shuru ho jaata hai naa...!!!

SONU-jji unncle..aaj hi sse sshuru hua hai...

MAI-waise uncle,apne teenage me aap sports khelte the...??

UNCLE-arre puch mat beta..hockey,football, kabaddi,sab khela hai maine...

cricket ka toh puch hi mat..school me toh mere hockey hi zyada chalti thi par apne mohalle ka best player tha mai cricket me..

aur ek ye hai... sports ka naam sunte hi bhaag khada hota hai...

bas naam hi kharab kar tu mera...


NITS ko ghurte hue kahi aakhri baat uncle ne jispar...


NITS-papa,sirf mai nahi,ye SANVY bhi sports ke naam se door bhaagta hai...

UNCLE-ab beta,kharbuje ko dekh kar hi dusra kharbuja rang badalta hai...teri sangati ka kuch toh bura asar padega hi naa ispar bhi..

HAHAHAHA...


meri burayi kar NITS ko laga tha ki uncle mujhe bhi daatenge par unki baat sun SONU has pada aur NITS ka mooh bigad gaya...

wahin paani ke glass ko haath me lete hue apni baat aage badhayi uncle ne...


UNCLE-waise kaun se sports ka trail shuru hua aaj..???

MAI-wahi uncle..

"lumb dund,gol pind,chatayi me dhakadhak pratiyogita"..

PHOOOO...

HAHAHAHAHAHA....

paani pee hi rahe the uncle ki meri baat sun woh paani sidhe NITS ke chehre par udel diya unhone aur ye dekh SONU apne pet pakde hasne laga..

NITS-PAPA...yuk...

mouth shower se bheega NITS ghusse se uncle ko ek baar dekh bathroom ki taraf badh gaya...

wahin paani mooh se toh nikla hi uncle ke par shayad kuch gale me fas bhi gaya tha aur isiliye halka khaanskar us paani ko nigalte hue aankhein badi kar dekhne lage mujhe woh jispar...


MAI-cricket uncle,cricket...lumb dand, matlab bat,gol pind,as in ball, chatayi hota hai mat aur dhakadhak pratiyogita yaani match..

UNCLE-beta,kaan sidhe pakadne ki jagah yun ghumakar pakadne ka kaaran...!!!

MAI-ab aap champ thehre uncle..socha bouncer maarun..

UNCLE-dhanya ho beta tum...

SONU-shit...


mere aage haath jodte hue naatakiya tarike se kahi ye baat uncle ne jispar mai kuch kehta ki tabhi apni jagah par ek jhatke se khade hote hue kahi ye baat SONU ne jisse dekh..


UNCLE-kya hua SONU beta..???kiska message hai jo pareshan dikhne laga tu...

SONU-uncle,hamare ek friend ka accident ho gaya hai...

UNCLE-oh..kaun sa dost..aur abhi kahan hai woh...???

SONU-SATISH naam hai uska uncle.aap nahi jaante usse..abhi hospital me hai woh...

UNCLE-toh chalo..mai chhod deta hun tum teeno ko..

MAI-nahi uncle.. hum chale jaayenge...haan,ek help chahiye hogi aapki..

UNCLE-kuch bhi beta...

MAI-aapko khudse help karne ki zaroorat nahi hai..help hote hi thanks bolta hun aapko..

UNCLE-hain...!!!help hote hi thanks bolta hun..!!!ab iska kya matlab hua...???


apni tedhi baat se uncle ko confused chhod unhe smile dete hue SONU ko apne saath aane ka ishara kiya maine aur washroom ki taraf badh gaya..

NITS bhi hand wash kar hamari taraf hi aa raha tha jisse wapas ghuma diya maine aur isse pehle ki woh kuch kehta..


MAI-panga hua hai..???


SONU se puchi ye baat maine..woh bhi jaanta tha ki uske SATISH ka naam lete hi mai samajh gaya tha ki baat kuch aur hai isiliye woh bhi surprise nahi hua..

par NITS ko kuch bhi samajh nahi aaya tha par mera serious thobda dekh woh bhi kuch bola nahi...

khair,mere sawal ko sun SONU ne kuch kaha nahi, bas apna phone meri taraf kar diya...


"ARZ KIYA HAI DOSTON"...

IRSHAD,IRSHAD....


"badan se badan takraye toh tu bhi MACHALTI HOGI"...

ek baar hume bhi practical karwa de,jaisa apne bande ke upar baith UCCHALTI HOGI"....

waah waah,waah waah..


ye ek whatsapp video message tha jo SAM ne SONU aur NITS ko bheja tha jisse dekh mujhe aur NITS ko saara maajra samajh me aa gaya...


NITS-behenchod..ye SAMRAT waale lounde hain naa...!!!

aur ye kariya jo woh behuda shayri bol raha hai,ye toh NAMITH KASHYAP hai...woh DUSHYANT,jisse pela tha tune,uska best friend...

MAI-hmm...video SAM ke paas se aaya hai matlab usse ANJALI ne bheja hai...NAISHA bhi saath hogi uske..

that means,ye behuda comment un dono ko hi dekh kar bol raha hai woh...

NITS-inki maa ka chodu...aaj toh saalon ka pura hisaab kar hi dete hain..

MAI-rook be...woh NAMITH bhi yahi chahta hai...

NITS-matlab???

MAI-video phir se chala...


SONU ne woh video phir se chalaya jispar..


MAI-dhyan se dekh... ANJALI ne chhupkar nahi, normally ye video capture kiya hai aur ye NAMITH, ANJALI ke saath saath mobile ko dekhte hue woh saari baatein kar raha hai..

SONU-iskka mmatlab woh cchahta hai ki ANJJALI wwoh vvideo bbanaye aur ssend kkare..

MAI-yup..SAM ko call kar...bol hero naa bane...SAMRAT ke bohot bande honge wahan...

NITS-bohot..abbe 4 hi toh dikh rahe hain...

MAI-chutiya hi rahiyo tu...zyada laundo ko dekh pehle haath nahi chhodega SAM...

aur yahi plan hai un sabka..BAMBOOZA me baithe hain ye sab...CLOCK TOWER area ke paas ka food square hai ye..

but sabse important baat,ye jagah issi NAMITH ke baap ki hai..

C.C.T.V'S se lais...haath agar SAM ya hamare bando me se kisi ne pehle uthaya toh baaki chhupe bando se toh maar khaayenge hi par maar peet shuru karne ke liye official charge bhi lagega...


mere NITS ko situation ka saari ganit samjhaate tak SONU ne SAM ko call laga maar peet naa karne ke liye bata diya tha aur aisa karne ki timing ekdum sahi baithi thi..

kyunki SAM aur uske saath EKPREET aur RAJAT is waqt BAMBOOZA ke entrace ke paas hi khade the...


MAI-thanks for the help uncle...


haath dhokar bahar jaane ke liye nikal chuka tha mai aur hall par baithe uncle ko dekh smile dete hue kahi ye baat maine aur main door se bahar nikal gaya..

SONU aur NITS bhi saath the mere....


UNCLE-phir thanks...arre ab toh bata,kis baat ke liye thanks....

aunty ke saath jinke haath me ab bhi mera favourite moong ka halwa tha aur jiska lutf mai ab utha nahi sakta tha, hamare piche aate hue pucha tha unhone ye sawal par aage bol nahi paaye woh..


REASON..


mere thanks ka reason practically dekh jo rahe the woh..

is waqt mai,NITS aur SONU uncle ki HONDA CITY me baithe the..

chaabi maine pehle hi nikal li thi jo ab car ki ignition ko start bhi kar chuki thi aur ye dekh aankhein badi karte hue..


UNCLE-oye,gaadi aati bhi hai chalani ya apne friend se seekh ek aur accident karani hai tujhe...


aage bhi kehte uncle par keh nahi paaye kyunki bade araam se pehle car ko halke right ki taraf back kar tezi se stearing ghumakar maine car ko sahi disha dete hue aage di thi..

NITS ke ghar ke main gate ka complete diameter gap kareeb 8 feet ka tha jisme uncle bade araam se car ko enter aur exit karwaate the par maine ek achi speed ke saath gate cross kiya aur car road par utaar di thi jisse dekh ek thandi saans chhodi uncle ne aur...


UNCLE-ye ladka ek din apne baap ka bhi baap banega...

AUNTY-kya matlab...???kya SANEEL bhai sahab bhi aise hi the...!!!

UNCLE-woh kya the,ye toh mai bhi kabhi samajh nahi paaya tha..

bhabhi ki tarah kisi tarah ke banker the woh par meri bigdi kismat ek phone se hi chamka di thi unhone..

kahan apna mill band kar kisi aur jagah jaane ka sochne laga tha mai aur unke ek baar kehne bhar se yahan ke saare camps ka life time tender mil gaya mujhe...

AUNTY-par in sabme SANVY ko kaise joda aapne...???

UNCLE-yaad hai pehle har sunday piche waale maidan me football khelta tha mai..

AUNTY-haan...

UNCLE-ek din hamare khelne ke douran SANEEL JI wahan se guzre the toh maine unhe hamare saath khelne ka pucha tha jispar kaha tha unhone ki "football hamare bas ki baat nahi"...

phir ek din pisaan (atta)delivery ke liye camp gaya tha mai aur tab wahan ke afsaron ke saath SANEEL JI ko football khelte dekha tha maine...

jiske bas ki football nahi thi,us din maine usse 5,5 logon ko akele hi nachate dekha tha..

wahan moujud kuch aur afsaron se pata chala tha mujhe ki woh paanch log jinhe SANEEL JI baccho ki taraf jhaka rahe the, unme se teen ne state aur 2 ne division level tak khela hua tha football..

unke pair se ho rahe chamatkar ko dekh lag gaya tha mujhe ki samandar hai SANEEL AHARYA jiski gehrayi ka sirf andaza hi lagaya jaa sakta hai par usse naapa nahi jaa sakta..

aur ab wahi ehsaas mujhe SANVY ko bhi dekhkar aati hai...iski aankhein, unme dikhta beshumar confidence kuch aisa hai jisse agar koi pratidwandi dekh aur samajh le toh maidan me utarne se pehle hi bhaag khada ho..




BACK TO SANVEER:-




BHOSDIKE,GAANDU,LOUDE KE BAAL...SAALE, MOUT KE KUEN ME CHALA RAHA THA KYA BHOSDIKE CAR...


theek BAMBOOZA ki parking ke saamne car roki maine jiske baad abtak meri driving se dar aankh band kiye baithe NITS ne kholi apni aankhein aur seedhe bakne laga mujhe jispar bina uski taraf dhyan diye car se utar gaya mai aur ye dekh..


NITS-bhoshdike,agar gaadi thuk jaati toh mera baap tujhe toh kuch bolta nahi,mujhe zaroor thok deta..

MAI-thuk jaati toh naa.thuki kya...!!!???

NITS-haan,ehsaan kar diya bhosdoke tune..saale,agar dobara MICHAEL SCHUMACHER bana na tu toh bata dunga aunty ko ki unki bank ki car tu hi raat ko bhaskakar sikhne jaata tha...

MAI-ye bhi bata dena ki keys churane unke room tu hi ghusta tha...

SONU-abbe,yye ttoh kkitne llog hhain..


meri baat par NITS react karta ki tabhi SONU ki kahi baat sun uski nazar padi saamne..

is waqt hum teeno BAMBOOZA ke entrace ke paas hi khade the...

glass covering se bana tha BAMBOOZA ka wall isiliye andar ka scenes hume saaf dikh rahe the..

is waqt left corner seats par baithe the ANJALI, NAISHA, RASHI jinke paas hi khade the SAM, EKPREET aur RAJAT..

jabki right ka pura area covered tha SAMRAT ke loundo se..

koi aur customer nahi tha wahan..

un sabhi SAMRAT waasiyon ke beech me baitha tha woh kariya NAMITH jo lagatar kuch na kuch bol raha tha joki i am sure ki waisi hi nonveg below the belt shayriyan aur slangs thi jiska ek sample mai SONU ke phone par dekh chuka tha....


(NAMITH-height lagbhagh mere hi jitni par rang gehra saawla...BAMBOOZA jaisi behatarin food square ka owner hai matlab paise waali party par chehre ki taraf dil se bhi kaala..iske baare me kaha jaata hai ki ye mooh chod bohot bada hai...sabko chholte rehne aur khud ko superior dikhane me bada maza aata hai isse)


anyways, NAMITH ki ghatiya comments ke baad bhi naa toh SAM kuch react kar raha tha aur naahi EKPREET, RAJAT...

ab ye ek sahi cheez thi kyunki un teeno ko bhadkana aur ladhayi shuru karwana hi toh us NAMITH aur uske doston ka maksad tha...

par un teeno ke shaant rehne ke kaaran hi ab SAMRAT ke woh chuppe bande bhi saamne aakar un teeno ka mazak udaa rahe the...

in sabke beech ANJALI,RASHI aur NAISHA bhi shaant hi baithe the but mujhe pata tha ki jis tarah ki baatein NAMITH kar raha tha,usse kitne uncomfortable feel kar rahe honge woh teeno...

par phir bhi woh wahin the..

REASON...

SIRIUS....

school ke andar ho ya bahar..mudda sahi ho ya GALATH...

SIRIUS waale haar maanana nahi jaante the..

competition me un sabke liye SAM akela kaafi tha aur yahan jo situation thi,uske liye mai un sabke liye zaroorat se zyada taklif deh tha..

aur mai aa raha hun,ye jaante the girls isiliye badi himmat aur sabr se baithe the woh teeno us gandagi ke beech..


NITS-dekh kya raha hai be..chal,chalkar maa chodte hai sabki...

MAI-maar peet yahan nahi kar sakte apan.. reason pehle hi bata chuka hun mai..

par agar kar bhi sakte, toh bhi filhal haath pair naa chalata mai...

SONU-kkyun...ahhiinsa kka vvrat llaga hai ttera abhi...


MAI-talwar ki nok ke aage bandookh ki nali nahi rakhi jaati...

jab ladhayi zubani shuru ki gayi ho toh palatwar bhi zubaani ki jaati hai beta...

shabdon se khelne ka bohot shouk hai lounde ko..

aur har shouk ko shock me badalna SANVY ko ache se aata hai..

rahi baat iski kutayi ki,toh woh bhi hoga aur woh bhi issike bune jaal me isse fasaane ke baad...


ye bol mai,NITS aur SONU BAMBOOZA ke us kaanch ki pardarshi gate ko kholte hue andar ghus gaye aur tabhi...

ek saath do reaction hue..

jahan ek taraf mere dost aur teeno girls hume dekh khush hote hue smile karne lage wahin dusri taraf BAMBOOZA ke teen chowthayi bhaag ko ghere baithe aur bhadde mazak karte SAMRAT ke bando ka khema jo kareeb 25 ke aas paas tha,woh khamosh sa ho gaya..

un sabke mujhe ghurte chehre khud hi ye gawahi de rahe the ki waakif the woh sab mujhse..

par un sab ghurti nazaron ke beech do 4 nazarein, 2 chehre aise bhi the jinme mujhko dekh ghusse se zyada dar tha...

ye dono un sab loundo me se the jinki kuch din pehle DUSHYANT ke saath pelayi thi maine..

maathe par patti aur haath me plasters chhadhe hone ka baawjud unka yahan hona is baat ka saboot tha ki maar phir bhi kam hi padi thi in dono ko aur gaand me chul kuch zyada hi thi isiliye sabak ab bhi naa sikha tha inhone..

khair,enter karte hi apne group ke paas pahunch gaya mai aur ye dekh..


NAMITH-toh tu hai SANVEER..saala,mai toh socha tha ki koi maacho,hatta katta banda hoga tu lekin sukhe hue chhuware se zyada toh nahi lagti teri body...

MAI-aag ki ek halki lou bhi jalan puri paida karti hai... yakin na ho toh haath laga ke dekh...

ye sukha hua chhuawara tere sharir ke maans ko unke andar chuppi haddiyon ke saath milakar dikha dega...

NAMITH-yahi toh baat hai..!!!!maarna hota toh ab tak tere in teen doston ki har haddi ko tod chuke hote hum...

aur is waqt mujhe kori dhamki dene ki jagah in teeno ko hospital le jaane ke jugaad me laga hota tu...

MAI-maksad tera yahi tha beta jo pura sirf isiliye nahi hua kyunki teri jaahiliyat se bhari baaton ko sunane ke baad bhi reaction kuch naa mila tujhe...

aur bina inke pehle waar kiye yahan khudse toh nahi naa maar sakte tum inhe..

ek aur baat me thoda GALATH hai tu...ho sakta hai ki agar ye teen saamne se bhidte toh tum sab milkar inki hospital pahunchane waali haalath kar dete..

par agar aisa hota toh agle 24 ghanton me tum sab bhi ussi hospital me in teeno ko company de rahe hote..

yakin naa ho toh apne dost DUSHYANT se puch lena..waise gawah yahan bhi hain....

kyun be, jhuth toh nahi bol raha mai..???


unhi dono loundo se jinhe kuch din pehle DUSHYANT ke saath kuta tha maine,dekh kar bola mai jispar woh dono hi idhar udhar dekhne lage..

wahin DUSHYANT ka naam sun kuch pal ghura mujhe NAMITH ne par phir..


NAMITH-us baat ko naa DUSHYANT bhula hai,naa mai aur naahi SAMRAT...

waise bataya mujhe DUSHYANT ne ki usse maarne ke baad koi shayri,koi dialogue bola tha tu..

hume bhi toh suna kuch..

MAI-kahin bahar mil..uske jaisi teri bhi haalath kar deta hun aur phir jab dard bardasht naa kar paane ki wajah se behosh hone lagega tu,tab sunaunga tujhe dialogue...

SAMRAT-see now that's the thing i am talking about...tum SIRIUS waalon ke paas har problem ka bas ek hi solution hota hai..

maar peet...

baat mai shabdon ki kar raha hun, samajh tujhe haath pair chalane ki aa rahi hai...

beta,zubani jung ka hathiyar dimag hota hai jisse istamal kar ladhayi jeeti jaati hai..

par shayad SIRIUS waalon ke paas baaki sab toh hai bas dimag nahi..

isiliye hi toh itni der se tere in SIRIUS ke superstars ke saamne unki girls ki izzat utaar raha hun mai par bebas goongo ki tarah ghurne ke alawa kuch bol hi nahi paaye ye...

MAI-EKPREET SINGH BAL... INTER SCHOOL LEVEL SWIMMING CHAMP...

RAJAT AGRAWAL-INTER SCHOOL LEVEL LONG TRACKS,POOL AND T.T CHAMP..

& SAM-INTER SCHOOL LEVEL CHAMPION..

jis bhi sports, acadamics me participate kiya hai isne,jeet SIRIUS ki hi hui hai...

aisa koi bhi qualification, achievement gina de tere SAMRAT waale kisi bhi ek bande ka toh sir jhuka lega SANVEER AHARYA tere aage...

beta, kisi bhi department ke koi bhi competition me jisse SIRIUS jeetathi hai,SAMRAT ka us list ke runner-ups me bhi naam nahi hota aur tu hume,SIRIUS waalon ko judge kar raha hai...

NAMITH-isiliye mere aage mooh band....

MAI-band isiliye tha inka mooh kyunki tu jo kar raha tha,woh inka criteria nahi hai...

SIRIUS ko illegal aur avaidhya tarike se push karne waale se nipatne ki zimmedari SANVEER AHARYA ki hai...

kuch din pehle yahi kaam tere dost DUSHYANT ne kiya tha aur us kachre ko saaf kar usse uski sahi jagah maine hi dikhayi thi..

aaj teri baari...

NAMITH-kaise,mujhe maarke..dude,maine bola naa ki..

MAI-zubani jung ka hathiyar dimag hota hai jisse istamal kar ladhayi jeeti jaati hai..yaad hai mujhe..

NAMITH-aur tujhe lagta hai ki you can beat me in words...???

BETA,NAMITH IS THE DEBATE CHAMPION OF SAMRAT... OFFICIALLY AUR NON OFFICIALLY,NAMITH KING HAI SHABDON KE SAATH KHELNE ME...


NAMITH ke ek friend ne aage aakar kahi ye baat jispar NAMITH smile karne hi waala tha ki tabhi..


HAHAHAHAHA..

SONU aur NITS ke saath itne der se khamosh khade hue SAM, EKPREET aur RAJAT zor se has pade..

ANJALI, NAISHA aur RASHI ke faces par bhi smile thi jispar un sabko halki hairani se dekhne laga NAMITH...


NITS-kya bola tu...KING OF WORDS... CHAMPION OF DEBATE...

tutututu..waise galti bhi naa hai teri...kuwen ke mendhak ko toh yahi lagta hai kuwen se gehra kuch nahi...

but let me tell you something...

beta, SANVY ke saamne khada hai tu..bina haath lagaye, sirf bolkar teri pichwade me fase mendhak ko samandar ki gehrayi napwa dega ye..

KING se kata hua LING banaane me waqt nahi lagata ye...

EKPREET-oh beta ji,laaya bhai,laaya...


jahan NITS ki baat sun taali maarte hue kahi ye baat EKPREET ne wahin ek baar un sabko aur phir mujhe ghurne ke baad...


NAMITH-dekhte hain..kaun kisko gehrayi napwata hai..

toh pesh hai aap teeno ki taarif me ek desi aur jungli RAP...


ANJALI, NAISHA aur RASHI ko dekh kahi ye baat NAMITH ne jiske baad..


NAMITH-give me the beat guyz...

FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICKFUCK...


NAMITH-


chehre par teri LAALI THI..
tu piya se chudne WAALI THI...

koi aur aaya CHOD GAYA..
lehenge pe lauda POCH GAYA...


FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICKFUCK


tum humse chudo ya GHODE SE..
ya guptaji ke LOUDE SE..

tumhe chudna hoga RAAT ME..
phir roti rehna BAAD ME....


FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICKFUCK


yahan dhol nagaade BIN BIN...
yahan ek ke upar TEEN TEEN...

tujhe patak ke chodu MASTI ME..
mujhe mili randiyan SASTI ME....


kaisa laga...???

awesome man,just awesone...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...


apne us achopan ki hadh ko chhune waali baaton ko jisse NAMITH rap keh raha tha,kehne ke baad ANJALI, NAISHA aur RASHI ko dekh pucha ye sawal NAMITH ne jispar jahan ek taraf uske dost uski taarif karte hue hume dekh hasne lage wahin girls aur unke saath hamare saare boys ke bhi jabde sakhti se bheenche hue the..

NAMITH-your turn man..show me what you got...???


dono baahein failate hue kahi ye baat NAMITH ne jispar mai palath girls ko dekhne laga jispar...


NAISHA-hume kya dekh raha hai...teri shudh vaani sunane ke liye hi ab tak in do tuke ke defaulters ke beech baithe hue the hum...

RASHI-bohot suna hai maine ki SANVY sirf apni zubaan se saamne waale ki kaan se khoon nikal deta hai...

dekhna hai aaj mujhe...

ANJALI-aur is baar beat hum denge...girls...!!!

DONO-oh yeah..


teeno ki baat sun halki smile karte hue wapas saamne NAMITH ko dekha maine aur...


MAI-ok then..give me the beat girls...


TEENO-


FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICKFUCK



teri gaand jo itni KAALI HAI...
CHUTTAD ke naam pe GAALI HAI...

kabhi nunu thi,aaj LOUDA HAI...
phir bhi tu gandu THODA HAI...


FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICKFUCK


jahan paani tha us GOTTE SE..
tu nikla hai loude MOTE SE...

tu paidaish ek RAAND KA..
par chut nahi re GAAND KA...


FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICKFUCK


kutte ki nikli TATTI TU....
suwar ke lund ki HADDI TU....

tere ghar me pada tha CHAAPA HAI..
100 se zyada tere PAPA HAIN....


kaisa laga..???

prabhu,prabhu,prabhu....nailed it bro..u just nailed it...

HAHAHAHAHAHA...


jahan apne haath jode mere paas aakar jhukne lage the mere sabhi dost wahin girls zoron se has padi thi...


NAMITH- CCTV band karo re...

behadh tez awaaz me chillaya NAMITH jiske baad laptop par baitha banda turant harkat me aaya...


wahin NAMITH ki baat sun ek behadh halki smile naach uthi thi mere face par jisse woh mere saamne khade hone ke baad bhi dekh nahi paaya....

DONE...

jaise hi laptop waale bande ne ye shabd bola...


MADAR.......


lagatar mujhe khunnas se ghurte NAMITH ne gaali se shuruat karte hue mere mooh par punch maarne ki koshish ki par naa toh uski gaali puri ho paayi aur naahi uska punch apna kaam kar paaya...

KRR...AHHHHHH

tezi se halka right ki taraf ghuma mai aur agle hi pal NAMITH ka haath uske elbow se hold hokar meri grip me tha aur aisa hote hi apne dusre hatheli se uske haath ke jod par pressure banate hue ek jhatka sa diya maine jiske baad halki awaaz ubhri NAMITH ke kandhe se jiske baad ek gaand faad cheekh uske mooh se nikal gayi..

shoulder dislocate kar diya tha maine uska par uske baad bhi uske ussi har pal soojte haath ke sahare NAMITH ko apni taraf ghumaya maine aur back to back 4 punches maare maine uske mooh par..

naak,gaal aur honth ke neeche aur side se khoon ki ek moti dhaar si nikal padi uske.

wahin ye sab itni tezi se hua tha ki NAMITH ke doston ko kuch samajh me hi nahi aaya tha..

upar se NAMITH ke mooh se nikli zordar cheekh aur phir khoon se sane chehre ko dekh gaand fath gayi thi un sabki par quantity zyada thi unki..

issi criteria se khudko benifit of doubt dete hue meri taraf tezi se badhne ko hue woh sab par tabhi....


DHAKKKHHH...

entrance door khol andar bhadbhadkar daakhil hue SIRIUS ARMY...

kareeb 40 students the woh sab jinhe car me baiththe waqt hi SONU ne yahan bulwa liya tha.

par jab SAMRAT ka koi banda humpar saamne se waar nahi karta,tab tak unhe chuppe rehne ke liye kaha tha maine aur NAMITH ke mujhpar waar karte hi woh bandish toot chuki thi..

sabhi ke haath me hockey,road stick,chains aur koi na koi pelna ka zariya tha jisse dekh naa sirf SAMRAT waale bando ke aage badhte kadam apni jagah rook gaye balki ab un sabke faces par dar dikhne laga tha...


MAI-pent,chaddi,dono kholo apni apni aur nange ho jaao loudo...


meri baat sun chupchaap hi khade rahe woh sab jispar mere pass hi SIRIUS ke ek bande se maine turant chinni uski hockey stick aur...


DHADHHH...DHADHHH...DHADHHH...

NAMITH-ahhhh...bhai,bhai,bhai...maaf kar de...maaf kar de bhai..aahhhhh...maa kasam, phir kabhi nahi karunga..ahhhh..bhai..

please bhai....aahhhhh....

MAI-maine bola maadarchod nahi karne..

DHADDHHHH..

kar na tu.. DHADHHHH..jitna man kare kar...


tezi se chali meri hockey stick NAMITH ke sharir par jispar maafi ki guhaar lagane laga woh par mai saale ko maarta hi raha..

par kuch der baad jab apni hockey stick ko rok saamne dekha maine toh aadhe se zyada SAMRAT waasi apni pent khol chuke the...

kuch ne chaddi bhi khol di thi par mere unki taraf dekhte hi baaki bache sab bhi jaldi se khudko unchain karne lage..

ek minute ke andar BAMBOOZA me moujud sabhi SAMRAT ke lounde neeche se nange the..

wahin NAMITH neeche zamin par pada karaah raha tha par jab meri nazar uspar padi toh apne bache ek sahi salamat haath se woh bhi apni pent utarne laga...

is beech itne saare nange ladko ko dekh ANJALI, NAISHA aur RASHI toh pehle hi yahan se haste hue nikal chuke the..

ANJALI ne toh nahi par yahan se jaate waqt baaki dono ne aankhon hi aankhon me thanks kaha tha mujhe...

RAJAT, EKPREET,SAM,SONU aur NITS toh ardh nange SAMRAT ke bando ko dekh pet pakadkar has rahe the...

ab tak kisi tarah NAMITH ne bhi apni pant aur underwear utaar di thi jiske baad...


MAI-NITS,bana be video sabki..

NITS-bana li bhai....is saale NAMITH kariya ki toh lulli itni kaali hai ki VIDEO me invisible dikh raha hai...


pehle meri aur phir NITS ki baat sun saare SAMRAT waalon ke mooh khul gaye the..

kuch bolne ko hue woh sab par meri haathon me ghumti hockey stick ko dekh chup reh gaye.

AHHHHH...

NAMITH ke baal pakad unhe kheenchte hue uthaya maine usse jispar dard se chattpatatha hua kisi tarah khada ho gaya woh.

par jitni maar maine usse maari thi, uske upar uska dislocated shoulder...

accesive pain ho raha tha NAMITH ko jo ab uske bardasht se bahar hone laga tha...

isiliye dheere dheere behoshi ki taraf jaane laga tha woh jisse dekh maine smile kiya aur...


MAI-yaad hai,kya kaha tha maine....

tere us dost DUSHYANT ki tarah jab dard bardasht naa kar paane ki wajah se behosh hone lagega tu,tab sunaunga tujhe dialogue...

toh sun ab...



jitne bhi bhide hain humse,sabke sab MARE HAIN...

SIRIUS waale hain hum,naa kisi ke aage jhuke hain aur naa kisise DARE HAIN...

humare saamne aane se pehle kadh toh naapa hota apna...

jeetna chhod,hamari race me hissa lena bhi teri aukaad se PARE HAI...












AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI....












AAPKA APNA V...J...
Behad shaandaar zaberdast lajawab update bhai
Bahot khoob superb
 
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