AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF DUBEY SIR SANEEL AHARYA KE UNPAR KIYE EHSAAN KO YAAD KARTE HAIN WAHIN DUSRI TARAF SANVY APNE DOSTON KO SUSPEND HONE SE BACHA LETA HAI.
AB AAGE:-
CHAPTER-1
(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)
UPDATE-8
CITY-DEHRADUN
PLACE-SIRIUS
OH BHAI...KASAM SE YAAR..AGAR YAHAN YE BAALIKAAYEN NAHI HOTI NAA TOH THREE IDIOTS ME THANKS KEHNE KA RIWAZ" JAHAN PANAH,TUSSI GREAT HO,"TOUFA KUBOOL KARO" ABHI KE ABHI LAAGU KAR DETA MAI....
mujhe zabardasti hug karte hue kahi thi ye baat NITS ne..
PRINCI ke office se aate aate recess khatm ho chuki thi isiliye class me toh hum mese kisine koi baat nahi ki par jaise hi baaki ki teen classes ke baad school over hone ki bell baji toh mere sabhi friends lapke meri taraf aur NITS ,joki mere baaju me hi baitha hua tha,usne turant hug kar liya tha mujhe..
wahin us gale padu ko khudse hataya maine aur..
MAI-hath be CHO.......MU.....
abbe kya kar rahe ho..???hato be sabke sab...
DU ko MU karna pada mujhe kyunki ANJALI,NAISHA,RASHI ke saath KHANAK bhi hamare paas aa chuke the..
wahin ,mere NITS ko hathaate hi SAM, EKPREET, RAJAT aur SONU bhi sidha kood hi pade the mujhpar jispar chidhte hue un sabko hatane laga mai par saalon ko fark hi nahi pada..
kuch time mujhe chaaron taraf se hug karne ke baad khud hi alag hue sab ke sab jiske baad...
EKPREET-sach me bhai..aaj ek baar phirse bacha liya tune...
RAJAT-aur woh bhi PRINCI se...i mean, it's like a next to impossible thing yaar..
pichle 6 saal se RANJANA MATTHEWS hamari PRINCI hain par maine aaj tak nahi suna ki unhone apna koi faisla aise badla ho..
SONU-kkyunki aaj sse ppehle unkke kkisi ffaisle kke bbeech appna SANVY bhi toh nnahi aayya nna..
MAI-beta ye zyada ho gaya...
SAM-naa, it's true buddy...jis tarah se tu ghumata hai,bhale woh haath ho,laath ho yaa phir dimag, it's mesmerizingly rare...
EKPREET-haan yaar, uncountables baar you have saved our asses man...
just like yesterday..un SAMRAT waalon ko kya pela bhai tu.. DUSHYANT ki puri dushtatha ki nichod di..
MAI-tumhe kya hua...??
baaton ka rukh modne ke liye KHANAK se kahi maine ye baat joki halki sad dikh rahi thi jispar...
RASHI-kuch nahi yaar..aaj morning hi apne dad se daant khaayi hai isne... isiliye madam ka mood subah se hi thoda off hai..
NITS-baap ki daant se bhi mood off hota hai...??? gazab...mere saath bhi aisa hota toh mai saala ab tak depression me hi chala gaya hota..
apna toh ulta hi hai..jis din bhi mere baap ne mujhe gaali nahi di hai,mujhe lagta hai woh mera baap hi nahi hai..
HAHAHA..
NITS ki baat par sabhi has pade the aur khaaskar KHANAK ke face par bhi ek halki si smile naach uthi jisse dekh..
MAI-bina chaand ke din me hi "EID MUBARAK" ho gaya aaj toh...
NITS-hain....!!!ab ye kya bakwas ki tune...???
KHANAK ko halka sa dekh kahi thi woh baat maine jispar jahan ek taraf NITS ke sawal se sehmat baaki sabhi mujhe dekhne lage, dusri taraf SAM jisne meri baat aur meri nazar, dono ka rukh dekh liya tha,woh halke se muskurane laga wahin teesri taraf KHANAK jisne mera ishara aur meri nazar, dono hi padh li thi,uski smile sharam me badal chuki thi..
anyways,sabko mujhe ghurta paakar...
MAI-abbe,kal suni thi kisi se ye line..achi lagi thi par bhool gaya tha mai...
subah se yaad karne ki koshish kar raha tha mai,abhi achanak se yaad aa gayi toh mooh se nikal gaya....
ANJALI-bas faaltu chizen hi toh yaad karni hoti hai tujhe...kabhi book ka, syllabus ka kuch yaad kiya hai tune...
MAI-kuch chizen kabhi nahi ho sakti ANJALI UDAASI...mera syllabus mese kuch yaad karna utna hi naamumkin hai jitna tera meri baaton ke beech bina apni chonch ghusaye rehna..
SANVEER AHARYA..AAPKO PRINCIPALS OFFICE ME BULAYA GAYA HAI...
meri baat par ANJALI kuch kehti ki ek baar phirse peon ne classroom ki entrance me aakar ye baat kahi jispar..
SAB-phirse..
RAJAT-ab kya ho gaya yaar..??
BHAI,WOH ROHAN KA BAAP DEVANG MALHOTRA AAYA HAI..USSINE SANVEER AHARYA KO BULWAYA HAI...
ye tha apna SATTU jisne peon ke saath khade hote hue apni baat kahi thi aur jisse sun mere sabhi dost khade ho gaye...
EKPREET-what the fuck..woh kisliye aaya hai aur usse SANVY se kya kaam....???
RAJAT-aur kya kaam hoga..???us ROHAN ne bata diya hoga ki SANVY ne kal usse bhi maara tha..
ab ye DEVANG MALHOTRA thehra SIRIUS ka TRUSTEE... zaroor apne bete ki kutaayi ke liye SANVY ko dhamkaane aaya hoga..
MAI-nopes...tum sabka suspension rok diya gaya hai but ROHAN ab bhi SUSPENDED hai..
aur reason mera statement hai jisme kal jo hua,usme woh sole culprit hai isiliye aaya hai uska baap..
SAM-jo bhi ho..hum sab saath jaayenge tere... bhale hi tu sahi tha,par hai toh woh trustee hi.
apni dhouns zaroor dikhayega woh..
MAI-relax dude..kuch nahi kar sakta woh mera..
NITS-abbe woh TRUSTEE hai... kuch bhi kar sakta hai..
MAI-GALATH..woh trustee zaroor hai par akela nahi..their are three bodies that run SIRIUS...woh akela kuch nahi kar sakta, isiliye as i said,relax..kuch nahi hoga mujhe...
SAM-bhai,hum toh saath chalenge...aur tu isme behes nahi karega..
ANJALI,NAISHA,KHANAK,RASHI.tum sab ghar niklo...hum sabko thoda late ho jaayega..
chalo guyz..
apni baat bol bina meri sune SAM aur uske saath EKPREET, RAJAT, NITS aur SONU princi ke office ki taraf badh gaye jiske baad mai bhi muskurakar sir ko shake karta hua un sabke piche ho liya...
PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE:-
KNOCK,KNOCK,KNOCK..
PRINCI-come in..
ma'am ki permission milte hi mai, mere saath saath SAM, EKPREET, RAJAT aur NITS bhi unki cabin me enter kar gaye..
is waqt apni chair par PRINCIPAL MA'AM baithi hui thi aur unke saamne chair par puri akad ke saath three piece suit pehne ek aadmi joki ROHAN ke dad DEVANSH MALHOTRA the,ek pair par dusri pair chadhaye baithe hue the..
unke theek piche ek 6 feet 2 inch lamba aur kaafi tagda black safari pehne middle aged aadmi khada tha joki DEVANSH MALHOTRA ka body guard tha.
waise is waqt uske 5 body guards aur bhi the par woh sab PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE ke bahar khade the..
anyways,hum sabke andar aate hi jahan ek taraf DEVANSH MALHOTRA ghumkar hume dekhne lage wahin dusri taraf jab ma'am ne mere saath mere doston ko dekha toh woh samajh gayi ki meri fikr thi un sabko aur isiliye woh bhi mere saath yahan aaye hue hain.
ye jaan ek smile naach uthi unke face par jiske baad..
MA'AM-SIR...kal jo bhi hua,ye sabhi students uske victims bhi hain aur witness bhi...
aap khud hi puch lijiye...
DEVANSH-mujhe sirf SANVEER AHARYA se baat karni hai...baaki sab bahar jaaiye...
mujhe ghurte hue kahi ye baat us DEVANSH MALHOTRA ne jispar..
SAM-sorry sir but jis reason se SANVY ko yahan bulaya gaya hai,usme hum sab bhi shaamil hain..
in fact,humari wajah se hi SANVY kal ki incident ka part bana tha..so,if he is gonna be here, than so are we...
SAM ki baat sun ab DEVANSH MALHOTRA ki ghurti nazar mujhse hath uspar tik gayi jiske baad...
DEVANSH-SMRITI CHANDER ke bete ho naa tum...!!!
(SMRITI CHANDER.SAM'S MOM.one of Uttarakhand's leading DIAMOND MANUFACTORS COMPANY,"GLITTERS" ki C.E.O...pure uttarakhand me lagbhagh 50 branches hain GLITTERS ke)
SAM-yes sir...
DEVANSH-isiliye itni akad hai...
MAI-akad ka reason kuch aur hai sir...actually, SAM is the champion of SIRIUS...
kayi wannabe iski jagah lena chahte hain par le nahi paa rahe..
ab aise me thodi akad toh hogi hi..
you can ask your son about it..usse ache se pata hai...
HHHHNNNH.
meri aakhri baat sun mere sabhi dost sir neeche kar halka sa has diye jisse dekh DEVANSH MALHOTRA ka woh ghussa jo woh badi mushkil se dabaye hue the,woh bhadak gaya aur...
DEVANSH-i very well know about SAMEER and his background...but the question is who the hell are you jo pehle toh mere bete par ilzaam lagate ho aur phir is school ke trustee ke aage zubaan chalate ho...
you will pay for this..aur woh bhi abhi...your are resticated...right now..
PRINCI-no,he is not...
DEVANSH ki baat sun turant halke zor se kahi ye baat PRINCI ne jispar DEVANSH unki taraf palta aur..
DEVANSH-what did you say..???maine pucha nahi hai PRINCIPAL tumhe ki isse nikalna hai ki nahi..bataya hai..
and don't you forget ki mai SIRIUS ka TRUSTEE hun aur tum sirf ek PRINCIPAL...so don't dare to overtalk on my decisions....
PRINCI-correction sir...you are one of the TRUSTEE..you don't hold full authority of SIRIUS...
infact,baaki TRUSTEE'S bhi full authority hold nahi karte..
SIRIUS kul teen pillars par khada hai.. pehla pillar aapka hai as in TRUSTEE'S..
dusra hai STUDENT'S BODY ka aur teesra hai TEACHER'S BODY ka jiski head mai hun...
aur kyunki STUDENTS BODY bhi hamare antargath hi aati hai, isiliye kisi bhi student par koi faisla lene ka adhikar mera zyada hai..
agar aapko yaad ho toh issi sharth par maine SIRIUS join kiya tha ki STUDENTS affair ka pura hold aur zimmedari meri hogi..
toh agar SANVEER ya kisi aur students actions ke liye unke saath kuch bhi karna hai,toh woh sirf mai karungi..
aur agar as a TRUSTEE aap apni power ka misuse karenge toh phir i am sorry...
i have to resign from my post...
ab yahan fati DEVANSH MALHOTRA ki..RANJANA MATTHEWS koi normal PRINCIPAL nahi thi..
pichle 6 saal se woh is school ki principal hain..
par unhone SIRIUS ka PRINCIPAL banane ke liye koi interview nahi diya tha balki unki achievements aur talent ko dekh SIRIUS ne saamne se unhe ye job offer ki thi aur woh bhi unki saari sharton ke saath...
baaki ke TRUSTEES RANJANA MATTHEWS se aur unke aane ke baad SIRIUS ke har department me jo speed growth hui hai, usse behadh khush the..
aise me unka yun resign karna bohot bada issue create kar deti jo SIRIUS ke reputation ke liye kaafi bura hota..
ye jaanta tha DEVANG MALHOTRA aur isiliye..
DEVANG-fine...you will stay kid.. atleast for now,in school....
can we have a moment alone PRINCIPAL..
DEVANG MALHOTRA ki baat sun PRINCI kuch bolne ko hui par tabhi...
DEVANG-dont you worry PRINCIPAL...bilkul fikr mat kijiye..kuch nahi karunga mai aapke is student ko..
HMMMNNN...
DEVANG MALHOTRA ki baat sun ek baar firse mere sabhi doston ki halki si hi sahi,par hasi chhut gayi jiske baad un sabko dekha DEVANG MALHOTRA ne aur...
DEVANG-have i joked or something...??
NITS-joke hi toh kiya hai sir...aapne kaha,aap kuch nahi karenge SANVY ko..
actually sir,ye iska nahi aapka health insurance hai...
HMMMMNNN..
ek baar phir has diye mere baaki sab dost NITS ki baat sun par DEVANG ke just piche khada uska body guard NITS ki baat sun taav me aa gaya aur aage badhne ko hua par tabhi DEVANG ne haath upar kar usse rookne ka ishara kiya..
aisa kar piche mood DEVANG MALHOTRA ne ek baar princi ko dekha jiske baad woh apne hi cabin se bahar nikal gayi.
maine bhi baaki sabko bahar jaane ko bola jiske baad mere sabhi friends bhi ma'am ke piche piche cabin se bahar nikal gaye aur phir...
DEVANG-aakhri mouka de raha hun.school se,infact apne parents ke saath dehradun se nikal jaa ladke..zinda rahega...
MAI-parents...mere parents ke baare me kya jaante hain aap...???
DEVANG-kyun,jaanana chahiye tha..
ek average ghar se hai tu...bas itna pata chala mujhe jiske baad jaanane ke liye kuch bacha hi nahi..
har average middle class ghar ki typical kahani ka hissa hai tu..
apni aam si kamayi ka har aakhri ounce jodkar tere mom dad SIRIUS me bhej paate hain tujhe...
MAI-correction...mom dad nahi,sirf mom...dad guzar chuke hain mere..
par jab woh zinda the, you have met him once..yaad hoga aapko...???
DEVANG-do you even know,who i am...i am DEVANG MALHOTRA...har din saikdon logon se milta hun mai...
some of them are V.I.P'S...jab unhe yaad nahi rakhta mai toh who the hell was your father jisse mai...
MAI-SANEEL AHARYA...HUSBAND OF VERONICA PAUL AHARYA....
bohot kareeb se mile ho aap mere dad se...
naam hi kaafi hai..is jumle ka practical matlab abhi dekh raha tha mai apne saamne...
mere dad aur phir mom ka naam sun kuch pal puri tarah chup hi ho gaye DEVANG MALHOTRA....
par phir achanak..
DEVANG-and your dad is..
MAI-dead..par sher ki dahad uske khamosh hone ke baad bhi kaafi der tak gunjti hai,and i think you know it too...
meri baat ka matlab badi achi tarah se samajh rahe the DEVANG MALHOTRA..
mere dad ki death ke 2 mahine baad jab unhe is baare me pata chala tha tab unhone meri mom ko unki post se hatane aur saath hi hamare ghar ko avaidhya dikhate hue giraane ki bohot koshish ki thi but asar kuch alag hi ho gaya..
kyunki unke waisa karne ki koshish karte waqt hi unke company ke 6 branches me INCOMETAX ki raid padi..
kisi bhi corporation me lagne waale corporate tax ya phir A.M.T jisme har company net taxable income ko manupalate kar profit leti hai,DEVANG ENTERPRISES ke un saari tax filings aur unme dikhaye gaye frauds saamne aane lage the..
itna hi nahi, DEVANG ke jitne bhi political connections the,woh bhi without reason bataye cut hone lage jiske baad unki fati aur unhone hamari taraf kabhi mood kar dekha bhi nahi...
par aaj SANVEER AHARYA yaani ki mere roop me woh naam,SANEEL AHARYA,jinse hui bhar ek direct mulakat woh bhi bas 5 minute ki,taaza ho chuki thi DEVANG MALHOTRA ke zehen me....
woh memory jisse apne conscious brain se toh bhula chuke the woh par unke subconscious brain me ye do naam aur inke saath unki hui bas woh ek mulakat jaise permanant tattoo ki tarah imprint ho chuki thi..
MAI-i will take your leave sir...
DEVANG MALHOTRA ko unke us paused haalath me chhod me muskurata hua cabin se bahar nikal chuka tha..
waise mere baad chal toh DEVANG MALHOTRA bhi pade the par dimag me unke ab bhi chal raha tha mere dad ke saath unki hui pehli mulakat ka drishyam...
SAATH SAATH PEHLE:-
CITY-DEHRADUN
PLACE-MEAL CAGE(RESTURANT)
KAISA CHAMP HAI YAAR TU...???ITNI DISHES RAKHI HAI SAAMNE PAR TUJHE BAS KETCHUP HI CHAKHNA HAI AUR WOH BHI CHILLI....!!!!
apni godh me lekar baithe chote se SANVEER ko dekh muskurate hue ek mithi si shikayat ki uske dad SANEEL ne..
(SANEEL AHARYA:-exact 6 feet lambe behadh aakarshak chehre aur khudki mehnet se banaye lajawab sharir ke maalik..aankhein itni gehri maano saamne waale ko hypnotize karne ke liye banayi gayi ho..
har waqt face par smile par kaaran har baar alag.peshe se toh ye ek investor banker hain par saath me aur bhi kayi kaam aur pehchaan hai inke... personality itni lajawab hai inki ki agar VERONICA ke saath khada koi unhe match kar sakta tha toh woh the SANEEL)
anyways,apne dad ki baat sun bina kuch kahe bas saamne plate par rakhi chilli sauce ko me finger chips ka ek behadh chota sa tukda thodi der tak ghumata raha SANVEER aur phir usse mooh me daal zor zor se chabane laga....
PANEER RAJDARBARI, CHICKEN MUGLAYI aur aise hi kuch aur lazzatdaar dishes rakhi hui thi table par lekin apne chote se SANVEER ko bas chilli sauce hi bhaaya tha...
kabhi finger chips ke saath par zyadatar aise hi lick kar raha tha woh us chilli sauce ko jispar uske dad SANEEL ne ek mitthi si shikayat ki par phir khud hi halka sa sauce lekar khud bhi chakhne lage jispar saath baithi unki wife aur SANVEER ki mom VERONICA bas muskura uthi...
aisa har baar hota tha jab SANVEER kuch alag karta tha tab uske dad pehle toh usse tokte the par phir uske saath milkar woh khud bhi wahi kaam karne lagte..
SANEEL-arre yaar...jeans gayi meri...
sauce jo SANVEER ne khaate khaate apne dad ki jeans par gira diya tha,usse dekh ye baat kahi unhone jiske baad..
SANEEL-pakdiye apne laadle ko madam..mai zara washroom se aaya...
VERONICA-bhuliyega mat.. sirf sauce saaf karne jaa rahe hain aap...
hair set karte aur chehra dekhte mat khade reh jaana varna yahan khaana thanda ho jaayega..
SANEEL ki washroom jaane par ki jaane waali har baar ki harkat ko yaad dilaate hue ek taana sa maara VERONICA ne jispar..
SANEEL-begum saahiba,hamara aayna aapki aankhein hain..
agar ghanton dekhna hi hai toh inme khud ko naa dekhe hum...
VERONICA-jo mahine me ek baar apna chehra dikhate hon,unke ek do ghante ki didaar-e-talab zyada maayne nahi rakhte..
ek mithi shikayat si thi VERONICA ke is tanz me jispar...
SANEEL-aapke hi hukm ki taamil kar rahe hain hum jaan..warna agar hum apni chalane lage toh ek mahine kya,ek din bhi alag naa ho hum aapse...
VERONICA-baatein banana ho gaya ho toh apni jeans ka khayal kar lijiye...
ek minute aur ye daag apni jagah raha toh sirf paani se saaf nahi hoga..
jahan VERONICA ki is baat par bas smile dete SANEEL washroom ki taraf badh gaye wahin unke jaate hi ab VERONICA apni godh me baithe SANVY ko finger chips khilane lagi par tabhi...
EXCUSE ME...YOU ARE MISS VERONICA PAUL RIGHT..B.O.B'S newly oppointed FIELD OFFICER..
ek roubdar awaaz padi VERONICA ke kaano par jispar jab unhone apne saamne dekha toh ek anjaana chehra unke saamne tha..
TOM FORD ki ek behadh mehengi grey colour ke suit pehne ek above average lookin middle aged banda khada tha VERONICA ke saamne jiske kuch zyada hi rahees hone ka saboot the uske piche khade 6 hatte katte bodyguards...
chehre se ghaagh aur ghamand,dono hi tapak raha tha us bande ke jisse analyse karte hue..
VERONICA-jee..but MISS nahi MRS VERONICA PAUL AHARYA... that's my name and the right introduction...
HELLO, MYSELF DEVANG MALHOTRA...DEVANG ENTERPRISES KA CHAIRMAN..
haath aage badhate hue kahi ye baat DEVANG ne jispar...
VERONICA-DEVANG ENTERPRISES...aap hi ki company ke DEHRADUN branch ke manager se kal meeting hui thi meri..
bina haath milaye SANVY ko liye baithe baithe hi kahi ye baat VERONICA ne jispar apne us badhaye haath ko rub karta hua neeche kiya DEVANG ne aur...
DEVANG-jee,mai ussi enterprise ka owner hun...loan proposal ke liye aaya tha mera manager aapke bank me par mujhe bataya gaya hai ki aapne loan ke liye mana kar diya...
VERONICA-loan nahi paas karne ka reason mai aapke manager ko bata chuki hun..aap unse details le lijiyega..
now if you will excuse me...is waqt mai apni family ke saath hun..toh abhi mai work related baatein nahi kar paaungi...
DEVANG-oh come on VERONICA ji...aap jaisi khubsoorat shaksiyat kaam ki baat bhi kare toh woh pleasure se kam nahi hoti...
chaliye,aapke bacche ko ghar drop karte hai aur phir aaj ki raat i mean shaam saath guzaarte hain..
aur zyada sochiyega mat..DEVANG MALHOTRA ki company har kisiko naseeb nahi hoti...
DEVANG ki baat sun ek second ke liye VERONICA ka face sakht ho gaya par phir achanak se hi unke face par smile naach uthi...
apne bete ko jiska face is waqt DEVANG ki taraf hi tha,usse ghumate hue unhone apni taraf kar liya..
wahin dusri taraf jab DEVANG ne VERONICA ko smile karte dekha toh uske face par ek proud smile naach uthi aur woh VERONICA ki taraf badhne ko hua par tabhi...
DHABBB..DHABBB...KHATTT..DHAAKKKK...AHHHHHHHH...
6 baar ajeeb si awaazein aayi jinke saath dabi awaaz me cheekhein bhi thi jiske baad naa sirf DEVANG ke badhte kadam rook gaye balki woh turant piche ghum bhi gaya aur aisa karte hi uski aankhein hairat se badi ho gayi...
uski hi kya,is waqt resturant me moujud har shakhs apni jagah me khada aankhein faade is taraf hi dekh raha tha...
reason...
uske 6 bodyguards neeche zamin par behosh pade the aur un sabke beech ek behadh hi aakarshak aadmi apni aastin ko theek karte hue neeche kar raha tha jiske baad woh DEVANG ki taraf badha aur theek uske saamne pahunch...
SANEEL AHARYA... VERONICA'S HUSBAND...
raatein guzarni hai aapko...aur koi farmaish...???
DEVANG-you..who the hell do you think you are..???
SANEEL-maara tere aadmiyon ko hai,kaan tere band ho gaye..
DEVANG-tu jaanta hai tu kisse baat kar raha hai..???
SANEEL-DEVANG MALHOTRA..cosmetic goods ka dhandha hai tera..pure uttarakhand ko make-up karata hai tu..
election ke waqt moujuda C.M ko bhi acha khaasa chanda diya tha tune...
masoori,shimla aur manali me kuch hotels, resorts bhi hain tere...ye tha tera intro jiske hone naa hone se koi fark nahi padta..
main sawal ye hai ki meri biwi ke saamne kyun khada hai tu..???
VERONICA-200 crore ka ek loan approval chahiye tha inhe jiske liye mana kar diya tha maine..
ussike baare me baat karni thi inhe...
SANEEL-200 crore...hmm..jaisi teri company ki production aur distribution hai,har saal kamsekam jitna tune maanga hai,200 crores, utne ka toh clear profit hota hai tujhe...
2000 crore se upar toh araam se sirf pure asset savings hogi teri..
phir bhi loan lekar nayi production karni hai tujhe..
taaki AT,BT tax par overall kamsekam 70 crore ki funding bacha sake aur damaged goods jisse tum log wrapers me kam keemat lagakar quantity wise,zyada paise me bechte ho,uske through 50 crores tax deductible amount se kam karwa sake..
kamsekam teen banks se toh tune already ye kaam kar bhi liya hoga but peth nahi bharta naa tum brasht logon ka...
kutte saale..jitna mila,jahan se mila,khaate jaayenge...
DEVANG-you mother fu..
CHATAKKHHHH... CHATAKKHHHH.. CHATAKKHHHH...
DEVANG angrezi me maa ki gaali puri kar paata,usse pehle hi teen baar chala SANEEL ka haath aur jab woh haath ruka toh DEVANG ke honth,naak aur kaan ke kinaaron se khun nikalne laga tha.
wahin restaurant me baithe log DEVANG MALHOTRA ko joki dehradun hi kya,pure uttarakhand ka ek naami hasti tha,ache se jaante the,usse yun maar khaate dekh bhouchhake se reh gaye the...
wahin jo teen thappad pade the,unke asar se bahar aane me hi DEVANG ko kuch seconds lag gaye par jab woh kuch sthir hua toh uski aankhein ghusse aur apmaan se jal uthi aur..
DEVANG-i will bloody destroy your life...
ye bol apna mobile nikal ek number dial karne laga DEVANG par screen par flash hote naam joki yahan DEHRADUN DISTRICT ke superintendent ka tha,dekh liye tha SANEEL ne jiske baad bijli ki speed se DEVANG ke haath se phone chhin liya usne...
ye dekh jahan DEVANG smile karne laga sochte hue ki SANEEL dar gaya wahin S.P ke dialed number ko kaat uski mobile directory check karne laga tha SANEEL jiske baad ek number par atka woh aur usse dial kar diya..
C.M.....
yahi number flash ho raha tha is waqt DEVANG ke mobile screen par jisse dekh DEVANG ki smile hairangi me badal gayi aur ye dekh..
SANEEL-abbe phone lagana hai toh kisi aise ko laga jisse baat karte waqt SANEEL AHARYA ko insult feel naa ho..
HELLO,JI DEVANG SIR...
phone ke dusri taraf tha C.M ka P.A jiski awaaz aate hi SANEEL AHARYA ne mobile speaker par kar usse DEVANG ke saamne kar diya jo waise hi surprised reaction ke saath..
DEVANG- C.M sahab se baat karwaiye...
P.A-C.M sahab toh abhi ek meeting me baithe hain...agar kuch important kaam hai toh aap mujhe bata dijiye ya phir jaise hi woh free hote hain,mai unki aapse baat karwa deta hun...
SANEEL AHARYA bol raha hun..
P.A-maaf kijiyega SANEEL AHARYA JI...mujhe maalum nahi tha..ek minute rukiye,mai baat karata hun...
DEVANG kuch kehta,usse pehle SANEEL ne apna naam bataya.. sirf apna naam par shayad utna hi kaafi tha kyunki naam sunte hi hadbadate hue jo turant jawab aaya P.A ka usse sun DEVANG ki aankhein apni aakhri hadh tak faile chuki thi..
is beech P.A pahunch chuka tha C.M ke paas jiske baad..
C.M-M.R SANEEL AHARYA..what a pleasant surprise..kahiye,kya kar sakta hun mai aapke liye...???
SANEEL-mere saamne DEVANG MALHOTRA khada hai...and he wants to destroy me... isiliye phone lagaya hai aapko...
zara help kar dijiye iski...
C.M-kyun mazak kar rahe hain SANEEL JI...???
SANEEL-mazak me hi sahi..kar dijiye help..baat kijiye..
ye bol SANEEL ne phone pakda diya DEVANG ko jiske baad phone speaker se hata kaan se lagaya hi tha usne ki..
C.M-DEVANG...ye kya bol rahe hain MR SANEEL..??? it's all a joke, right...???
DEVANG-pehle aap batao,hain kaun ye jisse itne salike se baat kar rahe hain aap...???
C.M-dhyan se suno DEVANG...???agar ye sab mazak hai toh koi baat nahi par agar tumne MR SANEEL se kuch bhi ulta sidha bola hai toh turant maafi maango unse...
trust me,you will not want to go in his bad books..
DEVANSH-what...???kya bol rahe hain C.M sahab...i am bloody DEVANG MALHOTRA...
aur aap keh rahe hain ki mai kisi raah chalte se maafi maangu..!!!
C.M-raah chalta!!!kisi raah chalte se ek C.M apni zaroori meeting ko hold me rakh baat nahi karta DEVANG..
ek baat aur.unhe sirf ek hafta lagega...sirf ek..tumhari woh position,tumhari company jiske dum par tum khudko bada samajh rahe ho,usse khatm karne me..
and trust me, kuch nahi kar paaoge tum... isiliye phir kehta hun,maafi maango aur unse apna rasta badal lo...
beep....
jahan itna bol phone cut kar diya C.M ne wahin apne face par wahin purani hairat jo ab kuch aur badh chuki thi,usse liye palta DEVANG par tabhi...
apne just saamne SANEEL ko dekh hadbadakar piche hath gaya DEVANG..
is waqt SANEEL ki godh me unka chota sa beta tha jo apne pitah ki hi tarah DEVANG ko dekh raha tha..
SANVY ke baalon ko sehlate hue halke se muskura rahe the SANEEL jisse dekh..
DEVANG-who are you...???
SANEEL-ek aam aadmi...
DEVANSH-what...?????
SANEEL-kyun...???aam aadmi ko kamzor maanta hai tu...!!!
aam aadmi se khaas koi nahi hota...sarkaaren badal jaati hain jab aam aadmi apni raay badal deta hai..
hum bhi waise hi aam hai,par apne aap me khaas..
paani hai hum,magar samandar ke jisse PIYA NAHI JAA SAKTA...
dard hai hum,aur dard ko dard DIYA NAHI JAA SAKTA...
aam bande ki sateek paribhasha hain hum....
bina humare kaam KIYA NAHI JAA SAKTA aur,
bhid kar humse JIYA NAHI JAA SAKTA....
AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI....
AAPKA APNA V...J....