Thriller GaLaTH...(THE WRONG THAT MADE EVERYTHING RIGHT)

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AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF PRINCIPAL SANVY KO RESTICATE HONE NAHI DETI WAHIN DUSRI TARAF DEVANG WOH WAQT YAAD KARTA HAI JAB SANEEL NE USKI HAALATH KHARAB KAR DI THI..

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-9


CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-SANEEL'S RESIDENCE



MORNING CHAMP...UMMHH...


mujhe piche se hug kar mere gaal ko chum baalon ko bigaadte hue kahi ye baat MAA ne jispar bas ghur kar dekha maine unhe.

par unpar kya asar hona tha....???mere baalon ki bigaad MAA sidhe kitchen ki taraf chal padi jisse dekh mai halka muskura diya..

REASON...

subah ka waqt hai...to be exact, morning ke 6.30 baje hain aur normally is waqt mai bahar jog par rehta hun lekin aaj aisa naa tha..

neend meri as usual 5.30 ko khul chuki thi par fresh hone ke baad mai sofe par sir pakad kar baitha hua tha..

sir bhaari tha mera joki har mahine kamsekam ek baar toh hota hi tha..

aur mujhe dekhte hi MAA is baat ko samajh chuki thi...

MAA kabhi bhi kitchen bina fresh hue nahi ghusti thi siway aaj jaisi condition ke...


MOM-here you go champ..ek baar me khatm karo...


apne sir ko apne hi haathon se halka halka daba raha tha ki tabhi mere aage cup karte hue kahi ye baat mom ne...

adrak aur nibu ke barabar maatra aur mishran se bana juice tha ye joki mere is sir dard ka best ilaaj tha..

saath hi saath
benzodiazepines aur clonazepam se bana ek khass mixture powder bhi tha mom ke haathon me jisse us juice ke baad mai nigal gaya jiske baad..


MAI-MAA...

MAA-nopes... school jaayega tu aaj...


mere request karne se pehle hi usse deny kar diya tha MAA ne jispar mooh ban gaya aur ye dekh mere gaalon ko kheench mere paas baithe hue...


MAA-tujhe P.T classes se itni elergy kyun hai....

MAI-what elergy...???

MAA-tabhi lagbhag har saturday tu school nahi jaane ke bahane banata hai...

MAI-arre complusion jaisa lagta hai MAA...same old 8 drills har saturday repeat karwate hain jisme seriously, health sahi rakhne ko chhodkar sab kuch hota hai..

it's frustratingly exausting...upar se aaj inter school level ke liye cricket trials ki practice bhi start ho jasyegi jisme hamare teeno SPORTS TEACHER aise react karenge jaise kisi scool competition ke liye nahi balki army ke liye soldiers train kar rahe hon..

complete crap...

MAA-nahi khelna hai toh mana kar dena...

MAI-khelne ke liye mana karne ki zaroorat hi nahi hai...mai aur NITS waise hi team me naa hain,naa honge..

hamari taraf se CHARLIE SIR ne hi confirm kar diya hai is baat ko...

par phir bhi, jabran mehnet puri karwate hain...idhar se udhar fielding positions change karkar double P.T karwa dete hain..

MAA-toh kar lena...itna ehsaan toh kar hi sakte hain SANVEER AHARYA sabpar...

aur kya pata, fielding position boundry par lage teri jahan stands par beautiful girls tere liye hooting karen..

MAI-hahaha..very funny...girls ki hooting sirf SAM aur us ROHAN ke liye hoti hai MAA...

humare liye ekaki hi bani hai...aur hum ussime khush hain...

mai chala nahane...


wall clock dekh kahi maine aakhri baat jiske baad mai sofe se uth apne room ki taraf badh gaya...

wahin peeche se mujhe jaate hue dekhti rahi mom aur jab mai apne room me ghus gaya toh...


MOM-mere bacche...

"tera wajood itna khaas hai ki,
teri shaksiyat taaliyon ki mohtaj nahi'....




PLACE-SIRIUS




ABBE MAADARCHOD,GAAND KA GODAM HO GAYA HAI LOUDA...

BACHA LO RE KOI, KUCH DER AUR YE KUDAM KUDAYI CHALTI RAHI TOH MERA HI LUND MERE GAAND ME GHUS JAAYEGA...


lagatar ucchalne ke beech haafte hue kahi thi ye baat NITS ne...

aaj saturday hai..total 5 classes hi hote hain aaj par study ke naam par sirf first class hi lagti hai SIRIUS me,uske baad ki saari class P.T aur sports ki hoti hai...

sports se yaad aaya..SIRIUS ke school aur college, dono hi division me acadamics aur sports ke maamle me saare students kul 4 houses me baate jaate hain jinhe hum GROW kehte hain...

G-GREEN
R-RED
O-ORANGE
W-WHITE

inhi chaar houses ke saal bhar me kiye gaye acadamics aur sports me pradarshan ke according aakhir me sabse zyada points gain karne waali house ko best house ke saath house cup se nawaza jaata hai...

anyways, filhal toh chal rahi thi hamari P.T class jisme hum JUMPING JACK,LUNGE, SQUATS aur aise hi 5 aur barso se chale aa rahe wahi ghise peete exercises karte aa rahe the par continously..

aur isiliye thakte aur khanjaate hue kahi ye baat NITS ne jispar..


BETA,KAUN SHOR KAR RAHA HAI...

(SAMSON DAS...hamare school division ke 3 sports teachers me se ek...national level boxing champion hain ye aur ek trained physical trainer bhi..inki ek aadat hai ki ye ghussa hon yaa shaant,har baat ke aage aur kabhi kabhi aakhir me BETA shabd zaroor lagate hain.)

NITS beta..tum ho kya...???


khud hi sawal kar khudhi guess karte hue DAS sir NITS ke saamne aakar khade ho gaye jispar...


NITS-nahi sir..maine toh kuch nahi bola...

DAS-beta, exercise chaalu rakho...


apni jumping exercise band karte hue kahi thi apni baat NITS ne par DAS sir ki baat sun bujhe man se phir ucchalne laga NITS jisse dekh..


DAS-beta,shaabash beta...tumhe andaza nahi hai beta ki ye exercise kitni zaroori hai tumhare healthy rehne ke liye...

beta SANVEER,thoda upar ucchlo beta...ye kya halke halke hil rahe ho...

beta,tumhari umar me mai 2,2 ghante puri energy se har exercise kiya karta tha...


mai jo dheere dheere bas apni jagah par hil bhar raha tha,ye dekh mere paas aa kahi ye baat sir ne jispar...


MAI-sir,aap kahan aur mai kahan...???aapki fitness toh aaj bhi admirable hai..

tabhi toh sabhi teachers tak aapse itne inspired rehte hain..

infact kal hi kisi fitness topic par SHAIFALI MISS students ko aapka example de rahi thi...

(SHAIFALI SHUKLA.. ANSHUMALA MISS KI TARAH EK BEHADH KHUBSOORAT SHAKSIYAT AUR PHYSICS TEACHER..LAGBHAGH SABHI MIDDLE AGED MALE TEACHERS INKE DIWAANE HAIN JINME HAMARE DAS SIR KA NUMBER SABSE PEHLE LAGTA HAI)

yahi wajah thi ki meri baat sun aankhein chamak uthi DAS sir ki aur...


DAS-beta,kya bol rahi thi SHAIFALI MISS...???

MAI-sir,mai bas jahan woh thi,wahan se guzar raha tha.. isiliye clearly toh nahi sun paaya mai par kuch lazy students the unke saamne..

woh bas unhe aapka example dekar motivate kar rahi thi...


ek proud smile naach uthi DAS sir ki meri baat sun jiske baad woh palath kar chale gaye aur mai waise hi dheere dheere hilta hua khada raha aur ye dekh..


NITS-bhosdike..bas apna jugaad laga tu.. khud toh bas hil raha hai aur hum bandar ki tarah ucchhalte jaa rahe hain..

MAI-apna pichwada khud dho loudu...har baar teri chhutad naa bachane waala mai...

NITS-bas bhai,yahi dosti naa..

MAI-haun..yahi dosti..


TTRRRRRRRRR...


meri baat par bhadak kar kuch bolne hi waala tha NITS ki tabhi class off hone ki bell baj gayi jiska turant asar hua uspar..

NITS ke, NITS kya sabhi ke chehre par aisi khushi chha gayi jaise result nikal gaya ho aur sabhi merit se paas hue hon..


NITS-bach gaye bhai..agar ye kudna aur kuch minutes chalta toh nipat hi jaana tha apne ko.

MAI-bas rota reh reh gandu..SONU ko dekh...aaj tak kabhi kisi P.T class me ek shabd bhi complaint nahi ki isne..

NITS-ab bhai, sportsman hai ye..saale ko 2 ghante aur bhi ucchalwa lo,lund naa padega fark isko...

SONU-llund kka ssportsmman..abbe,wwaise hi hakklatta hun mmai,kuddte waqt bbhi bbolne kki kkoshish kki ttoh mmooh sse kkuch nniklega hi nnahi..

HAHAHAHAHA..


SONU ki baat sun mai aur NITS dono hi zor se has pade jispar..


SONU-ggand mmarwallo bbhosdo kke jjano..

ALRIGHT STUDENTS...AAJ SE AAP SABKE CRICKET TRIALS SHURU HONGE...SO,THE INTERESTED STUDENTS,SAMEER CHANDER KE PAAS NAAM LIKHWA LIJIYE APNA...

NEW STUDENTS,AAPKE RESPECTIVE HOUSE KE NAAM BHI AAP SAMEER SE JAAN SAKTE HAIN...

GIRLS,AAPKE SPORTS TRIAL NEXT WEEK SE SHURU HONGE THAT MEANS YOU ALL ARE FREE TODAY..

AAP CHAAHEN TOH APNI CLASS ME BAITH SAKTI HAIN OR ELSE,STANDS PAR BAITH BOYS KI CRICKET TRAIL BHI DEKH SAKTI HAIN...


CHARLIE sir joki hamare cricket aur baaki sabhi outdoor games including race, specialist teacher the, unhone saamne aakar kahi ye saari baat jispar jitne bhi naye students is baar aaye the,woh sab toh super interested dikhne hi lage par jo purane regular players hain yahan ke,woh sab bhi turant SAM ki taraf badh chale the..

apna SONU bhi kamaal ka fast bowler tha isiliye woh bhi aage badh chala tha aur bache mai aur NITS.. hamara toh bhai cricket ke C se bhi door door tak naata nahi tha isiliye hum dono class ki taraf badh gaye par tabhi CHARLIE SIR ki nazar padi hum par aur..


CHARLIE SIR-gender change ho gaya hai kya tum dono ka..girls ko class jaane ka option diya hai,tum dono ussi catagory me aate ho kya...???

HAHAHAHA..


jahan sir ki baat sun sabhi has pade wahin...


MAI-sir,girl hona toh respect ki baat hoti hai..i dont mind to change my gender...but for now, hum toh sir aapke hi suggestions par amal kar rahe hain...

CHARLIE SIR-really..aisa kaun sa suggestion hai jo maine diya aur mujhe hi nahi pata..

MAI-nahi,aapne bola nahi sir,par humne samajh liya..aapne interested students ko call out kiya jo hum dono hi nahi hain.

toh hum class jaakar aapka view clear kar rahe hain...

CHARLIE SIR-aisa hai naa SANVEER AHARYA ki aaj cricket team ka selection nahi hona, sirf trails hain jisme aap dono ka hona bohot zaroori hai isiliye aap dono kahin nahi jaa rahe..

NITS-lag gaye loude..ye CHARLIE firse hume fielding karwane ke liye rukwa raha hai..


dheere se kahi ye baat NITS jispar..


MAI-sir,mere pair ki nas chaddhi hui hai..

NITS-aur mere haath ki sir..

CHARLIE SIR-woh toh aaj ki baat hai naa...dimag ki nas toh tum dono ki shuru se hi chaddhi hui hai..

phir bhi school toh aa hi rahe ho naa...

HAHAHAHAHA...


ek baar phir sabhi students hasne lage jispar sabse loud hasi ANJALI ki thi jisse dekh...


MAI-apne sur name ki toh izzat rakh le ANJALI..UDAASI hai tu aur hase jaa rahi hai..kya beetegi tere surname par..

ANJALI-aaj toh hasna banta hai..aakhir tha great SANVEER cricket trials jo dene jaa rahe hain..

KHANAK-really..??is SANVY that good...!!!

ANJALI-good.. sports channel par cartoon network pehli baar dekhegi tu...

iski aur NITS ki fielding agar jonty rhoedes dekh le toh khudko hi faansi chadha le...

HAHAHAHA...


ANJALI ki baat par KHANAK aur RASHI has pade jispar..


MAI-arre waah..shakal muttiah muralitharan jaisi aur baatein jonty rhoedes ki...

HAHAHAHA...


meri baat par RASHI, KHANAK ke saath baaki saare students toh hase hi par charlie aur das sir,woh dono bhi dheere se hi sahi,par has pade aur ye sab dekh bhadak gayi ANJALI maata..

ghusse se ghur meri taraf badhi aur...


ANJALI-SANVY ke bacche.tu toh gaya aaj...


ye bol mujhe maarne aage badhi ANJALI jispar..


MAI-dekhiye sir..aap dono ke saamne,hamare respected teachers ke aage bhi ye mujhe dhamka rahi hai...

ho kya gaya hai SIRIUS ki discipline ko...

CHARLIE SIR-enough..ANJALI, get back...ya toh class me jaao ya stands par baitho...

school ke baad premises ke bahar maar lena isse...

MAI-what...??sir...

CHARLIE-enough of your drama SANVEER...i know tum kya kar rahe ho.. waqt zaaya kar rahe ho tum taaki school timing khatm ho jaaye aur next drill se bach jaao tum.

but don't worry.. PRINCIPAL MA'AM se extra time le liya hai maine....aaj ki practice khatm hote tak koi bhi kahin nahi jaa raha...

aaj practice ka part toh banoge hi tum..tumhari koi tikdam kiam nahi aane waali...

toh shuru karen yaa aaj ghar shaam ko jaana hai...

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED SIR..


man hi man bola maine ye jiske baad...


MAI-raat ko jaayenge sir..after all,pehla trial hai,extra time toh hona hi chahiye...


meri baat par NITS ke saath baaki saare bande bhi ghoorne lage mujhe jispar mai bhi warm up karne ke bahane idhar udhar hone laga aur ye dekh...


CHARLIE SIR-arre waah..chalo koi toh hai jo first drill ke liye excited hai..

students,sabse pehle aap sab 1500 metres ka ek fast jog lenge..

jog ke baad ground me beech assemble hona hai aap sabko...

NITS-1500 metres..sir,abhi toh pure 40 minutes P.T kiya hai..

DAS-beta, woh P.T alag chiz hai aur cricket alag... jogging se head to tow,pura body khul jaayega aap sabka..

NITS-kuch khule naa khule,gaand zaroor khul jaana hai aaj...


khudse hi kahi ye baat NITS ne..wahin saare male students group ke hisaab se line up hone lage..


ANJALI-dekh ke..kahin daudte daudte saansein naa atak jaaye...


mai bhi NITS ke saath sabse piche ki taraf jaakar khada ho gaya ki tabhi ANJALI mere kareeb aayi aur kahi ye baat jispar uski taraf palat...


MAI-jahan hum hote hain,wahan hamari kya,hamare saamne waale ki saans bhi hamare isharon par chalti hai...

isiliye meri nahi, apni saanson ki fikr kar..kahin galti se hamari zadh me aa gayi toh khudka hi wajood udhaar ka ho jaayega...


ANJALI ki aankhon me dekh kahi thi maine ye baat jispar woh bina kuch kahe,turant ghumi aur RASHI aur KHANAK ke saath stands ki taraf badh chali...


PHHHHHHRRRRR..

DAS sir ne baja di whistle jiske baad shuru hua hum sabhi ka woh 1500 metre ka jog..

waqt aur doori kam hoti gayi aur saath saath hum sabki haalath bhi glucose level ke saath niche girti gayi..

abhi 500 metres hi hue the ki aadhe se zyada students toh daudne ki jagah chalne lage the..

mai aur NITS bhi shaamil the is list me jisse dekh CHARLIE SIR ne bajayi sitti aur...


CHARLIE SIR-chalna nahi hai students..1500 metre se pehle jiski running ruki,usse 3000 metres cover karna padega...

NITS-bhaago re bhosdoke logon..ye CHARLIE aaj khade lund ke saath aaya hai..

bina gaand maare chain nahi aayega isko..

abbe maadarchod,hath loude.. hath...bohot maarunga bhosdike.

kutiya hun mai jo piche se chodne chaddha hai..


mai kudkar piche latak gaya tha NITS ke isiliye kahi ye baat usne jispar...


MAI-chal na loude...20 metre utha mujhe...50 metre tak mai dhounga tujhe...

NITS-louda dhoyega tu...chutiya mat samajh gaandu...

MAI-abbe mazak nahi kar raha..pakka..ek dum waala...

NITS-mat dho phir batata hun loudu tujhe...


ye bol kisi tarah haanfte haanfte mujhe dhoye 20 metre tak doudne laga NITS aur jab uska distance khatm hone ko hua toh...


NITS-ab teri baari..beta,bhaagne ka sochiyo bhi mat..kuda kuda ke maarunga..

MAI-dekh,mai thoda tez pick up lunga,tu lapak kar chhadh jaana mere piche...

NITS-ab ye kya naya chutiyapa hai...

MAI-bhai,50 metre doudna hai..thoda tez start lunga tabhi toh distance cover kar paaunga..

NITS-chal theek hai...gira mat diyo bas...

MAI-baap par shak nahi karte bacche..chal aaja ab..


NITS ke 20 metre pure ho chuke the aur isiliye mere uske back se utarte hi behadh khushi khushi apne haath pair jhatakne laga woh..

wahin mai bhi halka speed pakad doudne laga jisse dekh NITS badi tezi se mere piche lapka aur meri back par kudne ko hua lekin tabhi..

NITS ki pant jiska lock button khul gaya tha ya fir ye kahun ki maine khol diya tha,woh slip hokar neeche gir gaya aur ye feel kar liya tha NITS ne jiski wajah se hadh se zyada hadbada gaya woh aur apni pant pakadne ke chakkar me uska pair mere pair ke beech fas gaya aur..


DHAMMMM.....


ek saath gutham guthayi karte hue hum dono hi tezi se neeche gire...

dekhne waalo ke liye ye collision behadh solid tha..jahan mai sidhe ground par ghisadte hue gira tha wahin NITS ka sir pehle meri body se aur phir ek jhatka khaate hue woh meri left par gira tha..

ye sab CHARLIE SIR,DAS SIR aur stands par baithe students ne bhi dekha tha aur isiliye woh sab tezi se hamari taraf badhe...


MAI-chup chaap pada reh gaandu... gardan aur chest masalte hue slow par asal dard ki awaaz nikaliyo...


NITS jo girne ke baad uthne hi waala tha ki tabhi mai dheere se gurraya jisse sun turant wapas neeche dher ho gaya NITS aur apni acting ka ek behadh umda namuna dikhate hue halke halke AAH,AHH karne laga...

aur mera toh halka hi sahi,haath chilla gaya tha jisse zyada intense dikha rahi thi woh ghaans ki parathen jo ragdane ki wajah se mere haath par chipak gayi thi..


CHARLIE-abbe,kaise kaise chutiyape karte rehte ho be tum dono namune...


hamare paas aakar hume closely dekhte hue kahi thi ye baat sir ne..

girte waqt NITS ka gala aur chest tezi se hit hue the meri back par,ye dekha tha unhone..

saath hi saath mera woh slide aur haathon ka garshan bhi nahi chuppa tha sir se..


CHARLIE SIR-hey you come here.. NITENDRA ko medical room le jaao...

SANVEER...you just got some scratches...hand wash kar lo, apply some dettol aur class me jaa kar rest karo....


NITS ke liye ek student ko kaha sir ne jispar woh turant aage aaya aur NITS ko sahara dete hue usse uthakar aage badh gaya...

is beech sabse chhupakar aankh maari mujhe NITS ne jisse mere saath saath SONU, EKPREET, RAJAT aur SAM jo ab tak hum dono ke liye concerned faces ke saath khade the,dekh liya unhone aur sir shake kar smile karne lage woh sab...


wahin mere liye jo sir ne kaha,usse sun...


MAI-sir,i am good...

CHARLIE-matlab trail doge..

MAI-utna bhi good nahi sir..i mean mai yahin stands me baith jaata hun...

CHARLIE-ok par pehle haath dho lo aur dettol se scratches saaf karne hi padenge..

MAI-sure sir...

CHARLIE-SAMEER,dettol mere medical kit me hi hai...get it and give it to him.cotton mat bhulna..

SAM-right away sir..


SAM lene gaya dettol aur itne waqt me stands ke paas hi lage taps se haath dho liya maine aur jab palta toh SAM dettol aur cotton liye mere saamne khada tha..


SAM-bohot kamina hai be tu.. practice se bachne ke liye kya kya jugath laga leta hai..

saale,sach me lag gayi hoti toh...

MAI-beta,jab risk calculated ho toh nuksaan bhi apni marzi ke jitna hi hota hai...


meri baat sun hasa SAM aur mujhe dettol,cotton pakdakar chal diya..


wahin mai bhi dettol pakad stands par naa jaate hue ground ke side me hi hari ghaans par baith gaya..

april ka mahina tha par hill area hone ki wajah se weather extreme nahi hota tha idhar aur aaj toh mousam kaafi sahi tha..

halki cool breeze chal rahi thi jisme ghaans par baithne ka maza hi kuch aur hota hai...

araam se pair failakar ghaas me kulle tika chuka tha mai par tabhi...


MAI KAR DUN...!!!


dettol cap khola hi tha maine ki tabhi KHANAK joki mere piche khadi thi,uski awaaz padi mere kaano par jispar..


MAI-soch lo..kahin DETTOL COMPANY khudhi ko sue naa kar de...

KHANAK-excuse me...???kya...???

MAI-dettol ke touch se infected part me jalan hoti hai...par jo tumhare haath se lagi toh apni ye khaasiyat kho baithegi ye...

KHANAK-SANVY...i must say,you are quiet a flirt,haan....


muskurate hue mere paas baith kahi ye baat KHANAK ne jiske baad mere haath se dettol aur cotton le liya usne aur mere haath ke us chille hue part par usse apply karne lagi par jab dettol ke touch hone ke baad bhi mai normal hi raha toh blush karne lagi woh..

meri kahi baat yahan sach jo ho rahi thi uske liye....


KHANAK-ek baat puchun...???

MAI-jawab sahi lagne par yahi smile dobara dogi toh jitne chaahe,utne sawal puch lo...

KHANAK-please SANVY...

MAI-arre..puch lo..smile toh mai nikalwa hi lunga...

KHANAK-tumne kabhi koi G.F kyun nahi banayi...???

MAI-ohho...toh koi inquiry kar raha hai mere baare me...


meri is baat par KHANAK apni pehle se badi aankhein aur badi kar dekhne lagi mujhe jispar..


MAI-dil nahi kiya..

KHANAK-kyun...??? relationship se dar lagta hai...

MAI-shayad...

KHANAK-wow...the great SANVY jo akela 5,5 logon se bhidne se nahi ghabrata,woh relationship se darta hai..

MAI-mera sabse gehra rishta mere hi wajood se hai jo mujhe kabhi akela nahi chhodta..

aur isiliye saamne 7 hon ya 17,mai nahi darta...

jo yakin mera khudpar hai, utna kisi aur par hua hi nahi isiliye dil ab tak mera sirf mujhe zinda rakhne ke liye dhadakta hai,kisi aur ke liye nahi...

KHANAK-ab tak...?? matlab aage chances hain jab janab ka dil kisi aur ki dhadkan mehsoos karne liye dhadke...

MAI-apne dil-e-haalath par itne sawal toh maine aaj tak khudse nahi puche jitne in kuch lamho me tum puch chuki ho mujhe..

koi khaas wajah...!!!!


mere is sawal par sir halka neeche kar ghaas ko todte hue phirse blush karne lagi KHANAK jispar..


MAI-same sawal mai puchun toh..do you have a boyfriend ya pehle tha koi...???


naa me sir bhar hilaya KHANAK ne mere sawal par jisse dekh..


MAI-kyun..???

KHANAK-apne dil se sawal naa puchne ki aadat sirf tumhari ho ye zaroori hai kya...???

MAI-kya baat hai...itni saadgi se mere saamne hi mera jawab chura liya aapne...

jisse wakayi chaahogi tum, woh khaas hi hoga..waise,kaisa ladka chahiye tumhe apne liye...???


mere is sawal par nazar turant uthi KHANAK ki, kuch pal apni badi badi aankhon se dekha usne mujhe aur phir...


KHANAK-jo sirf mera ho..mera khayal rakhe..mujhe hasaye..most importantly,meri hifazat kare..


SANVY......WATCH OUT....DHABBB.....


apni baat bol hi rahi thi KHANAK ki tabhi chal rahe trial me use ho rahi duce ball sidhe uske face ki taraf aayi jisse bina dekhe hi catch kar liya tha maine...

KHANAK ne last moment me feel kar liya us ball ko aur isiliye aankhein band kar li thi usne apni par jab kuch seconds baad aakhein khuli uski toh mere haath me joki uske gaalon ke theek saamne tha,usme hold kiye ball ko dekh raahat ki saans li usne...

SAM kar raha tha batting aur ussine shot maarne ke baad jab dekha ki ball sidhe KHANAK aur mere taraf aa rahi hai toh chillaya tha woh par tab tak ball catch kar liya tha maine aur ye dekh kayi khel rahe students aur CHARLIE sir ki aankhein badi ho chuki thi..

same haalath ANJALI ki bhi thi jisne kuch der pehle mujhe fielding ka hi taana diya tha..

khair,ball catch kar usse paas hi khade bande ki taraf feka maine aur wapas KHANAK ki taraf palta jo ek tak mujhe hi dekhe jaa rahi thi...


KHANAK-thanks...

MAI-ab har baar ki tarah muskura mat dena bas...

KHANAK-kyun..???

MAI-ek baar me ek hi tohfa leta hun mai..yaa toh thanks de do,yaa phir smile...

KHANAK-aur agar smile aur thanks ke saath saath maine kuch aur bhi de diya toh...

MAI-kya..???

KHANAK-mera dil...


KHANAK ki baat sun chup reh gaya mai jisse dekh KHANAK apni khankili hasi has padi aur..


KHANAK-relax yaar..mazak kar rahi thi..but finally, maine THE SANVEER AHARYA ko jiske paas har sawal ka koi na koi counter jawab toh hota hi hai,usse chup kara diya...

MAI-jawab diya tha maine,tum sun nahi paayi.

acha hua jo mazak tha,sach hota toh GALATH ho jaata...

KHANAK-really..!!jawab diya tumne...kaise..???tum toh chup hi the...


KHANAK ke sawal par uske kareeb gaya mai aur uski aankhon me jhaank....





manzil mil bhi gayi toh kya agar raahgir ne SUKOON NAHI PAAYA...

chamkile saare patthar the,unme se asal heera CHUN NAHI PAAYA...

DIL ki baat ki tune toh jawab bhi mere DIL ne diya...par afsos...

taiyar nahi tha tera DIL,isiliye SUN NAHI PAAYA....












AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI....












AAPKA APNA V...J.....

Gajab matlab kanak ka patta saaf

 

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AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF SANVY KHUDKO AUR NITS KO CRICKET TRIALS SE BACHA LETA HAI WAHIN DUSRI TARAF USKE AUR KHANAK KE BEECH KUCH ROMANTIC CONVERSATIONS HOTI HAI.

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


MEGA UPDATE-10


CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-NITS HOUSE





"UMR DHALNE SE PEHLE HI AGAR DHADKANE THAK JAAYEN...!!!!

MOUT BHI KUBOOL HAI HUME JO AAKHRI-DIDAARE-RUKHSAAR TERA HO"....


haathon me gulaab liye,entrance door par apne ek ghutne ke bal baith thik propose karne ki position me saamne dekh kahi thi ye baat maine LAKSHMI aunty se..(NITS MOM)


(LAKSHMI BHATNAGAR:-a beautiful women but more importantly,ek aadarsh patni aur maa...apne SANVY ko bhi NITENDRA se kam pyar nahi karti hain ye aur SANVY,uske liye toh LAKSHMI uski aunty/g.f hain..hamesha flirt karta rehta hai inse jaisa ki abhi kar raha hai)


AHHHHH...

bade pyar se meri taraf badh ek haath se rose accept kiya aunty ne par agle hi pal dusre haath se kaan kheench liya unhone jispar jhuthe dard ki karah nikalta hua khada hua ma...


AUNTY-beta,teri ye noutanki,tera ye charm aaj kaam nahi aayega...

1 mahine baad shakal dikha raha hai tu... tera toh keema banaungi aaj mai...

MAI-hain..!!!khaane par toh mai aaya tha aur aap mera hi khaana banane waali ho...

koi naa...ishq kiya hai aapse...ab aapke hi zulm naa seh paaya toh phir ishq kaisa...????

AUNTY-sudhar jaa re SANVY,sudhar jaa...


meri baat sun haste hue kahi ye baat aunty ne jiske baad mai bhi unhe side se hug karta hua andar enter kar gaya aur phir...


MAI-uncle nahi aaye abhi tak....????8 p.m usual time hai naa unka...

AUNTY-haan,par aaj camp ke order ka aakhri din hai naa... isiliye thoda late ho gaye hain..

abhi aa jaayenge..kyun,tujhe abhi se bhook lag rahi hai kya..???rook,mai snacks lekar aati hun...

MAI-arre bhook wook kuch nahi lagi hai aunty....mai toh isiliye inquiry kar raha tha kyunki kya hai, uncle ke saamne aapse apni mohobbat ka izhar karta toh unhe bura lagta naa..

AUNTY-hahaha....tu toh unke saamne bhi baaz nahi aata...lekin unhe maalum hai...

MAI-aur kya maalum hain unhe...

AUNTY-yahi ki teri daal nahi galne waali... teri aunty bas tere uncle ki hi hai...


mujhe chidhate hue kahi ye baat AUNTY ne jispar..


MAI-aunty, mohobbat jab puri ek tarfa ho jaaye toh uski taakat kayi guna tak badh jaati hai...


DHAKKK...


meri baat par aunty kuch kehti ki tabhi ek sofa pillow aakar meri peeth par pada joki NITS ne pheka tha aur is waqt mujhe ghur raha tha...


AUNTY-dekho..jitna ladna hai lado par agar sofa ya kisi bhi table cloth ko kharab kiya toh pure ghar ki safayi karaungi tum dono se...


aunty jaanti thi ki ab hum dono ladenge aur isiliye ye bol kitchen ki taraf badh gayi woh aur jaise hi aunty hamare view se disappear hui toh...


NITS-bhosdike,meri maa ko line maarta hai...!!!


mujhe ghoorkar dheere par gurrate hue kahi thi ye baat NITS ne jispar...


MAI-chi chi chi..meri paak mohobbat ko line maarne jaisi tuche shabd ke saath jodta hai gaandu..

NITS-behenchod...


ye bol kooda mere upar NITS jispar sofe ki dusri taraf uchla mai aur tezi se bhaagte hue NITS ke room me ghus gaya..

NITS bhi bhaaga mere piche aur jab mai bed ke saamne pahuncha toh piche se kuda woh mere upar lekin uski movement bhaamp gaya tha isiliye turant side hath gaya mai jisse mere baaju se hota hua aage bed par gira woh aur isse pehle ki woh palathta,mai kood gaya uske upar..


AHHHHH...

NITS-bhosdoke...hath saale loudu..aahhh..abbe dukh raha hai chutiye...


uske upar kood NITS ke dono haath modte hue piche ki taraf jod se diye the maine jispar dard se chillata hua mujhe gaali dene laga woh par tabhi..


HEY BBHAGWAN..KKITNA BBADAL GGAYA INSSAAN....SSAALE MMUJHE PPEHLE SE HI MMALUM THA KKI TTUM DDONO GGAY HO...


SONU jo abhi abhi room me aaya tha,meri aur NITS ki position dekh kahi thi ye baat usne...


MAI-aaja phir.. threesome karte hain...

SONU-hath bbe loude...

NITS-abbe upar mere hai ye aur hata tu raha hai.. hath na chuth maarike...


NITS ke upar se hata mai par mere aisa karte hi NITS turant palta aur mere upar kood gaya...


NITS-teri chuth ka bhosda maaru saale..ab bata,lega baap se panga...

MAI-utar saale nahi toh patak dunga..

NITS-ghanta patkega tu.betal hun mai,jitna chhitkega ,utna chipkunga mai...HAHAHAHAHA...


NITTUUUU...YE KYA CHUTIYAPA HAI BE...NEECHE UTAR JAAHIL...


daanavon ki tarah haste hue kahi thi apni aakhri baat NITS ne jispar mai kuch kehta ki tabhi mere aur SONU ke priya JAGATH uncle prakat hue jinko dekh jahan mai aur SONU smile karne lage wahin humse ulath NITS ka mooh chota ho gaya aur woh turant mere peeth se utar gaya..


JAGATH UNCLE-mand hi reh buddhi se tu bhokwe...bandar hi rehna hai toh kaahe insaano ke school me padhne jaata hai re tu..

dehradun me pedon ki kami toh hai nahi...kudna utarna wahin theek se seekh le tu..

phir de dunga tujhe kisi madari ko,ghar me do paise toh aa jaayenge....


NITS ko uske future carrier par advise dene ke baad mere aur sonu ke sir par haath ferte hue ek baar phir NITS ko ghur uncle room se nikal gaye..


NITS-saala aaj toh confirm ho gaya,naa nikla mai inke lund ke paani se...

godh hi liya hoga mujhe pakka...

HAHAHAHA.....

BAAP ka jo anokha description abhi abhi NITS ne hume diya tha,usse sun peth pakad kar hasne lage the mai aur SONU...

wahin mooh fulaye ek takiye ko zor se jakade baitha NITS hume yun hasta dekh ghurne laga par kuch kaha nahi usne jispar..


MAI-waise baat sahi hai teri...

mai bhi kayi baar sochta hun ki aunty jaisi hoor ka beta tere jaisa langoor kaise ho sakta hai..????

NITS-betichod,teri toh.... phir shuru ho gaya tu...???

aunty-aajao baccho...dinner lag gaya hai...


mere upar chaddhte hue kahi thi ye baat NITS ne par tabhi aayi aunty ki awaaz jisse sun NITS utarne laga mere upar se aur tabhi..


MAI-dekha...majnu ke khatre me aate hi laila ne awaaz laga di..ab ye ishq nahi toh aur kya hai..??


NITS-bhosadchodike...

HAHAHAHAHA...


jahan meri baat sun zor se has pada SONU wahin khud ko loose chhod chuka NITS,meri baat sun phir bhadak gaya woh aur mujhe dabane ko hua par mai taiyar tha..

isse pehle ki woh mujhe dobochta,apne ghutne ko modte hue di maine saale ke gaand par ek laath jisse mere upar se hota hua NITS aage nikal gaya aur aisa hote hi mai aur SONU turant room se nikal hall ki taraf bhaag gaye...


AUNTY-arre arre arre...ghode ho gaye ho teeno par bachpana nahi gaya tum teeno ka...

jaao haath dho lo fatafat.....

MAI-as my queen commands...


hum teeno ki udham dekh sir par haath rakh kahi thi ye woh baat aunty ne par meri baat sun jahan woh has padi wahin mere peeth par ek chipka hi diya NITS ne aur..


NITS-saale meri hi maa milti hai tujhe har baar flirt karne ke liye..

MAI-haun..chal papa bol..

NITS-teri toh...


kitchen ke just bahar bhi ek wash basin tha jahan hand wash karte hue apni baat bol bhaag liya tha mai wahin meri aakhri baat sun gaali bakte hue mere piche aane ko hua NITS par saamne se chale aa rahe apne baap ko dekh uska mooh aur pair dono hi tight ho gaye...

ab tak mai dining table par baith chuka tha..mujhe ghurta hua NITS bhi theek mere opposite saamne waali chair par baith gaya..

SONU mere hi baaju me baitha tha aur NITS ko dekh dheere dheere hase jaa raha tha...

uncle joki head of the family the,table ke start matlab ki centre chair me baithe the aur aunty ne serve karna shuru kar diya tha..

is waqt table ke beech green salad jiske uske ird gird zeera rice aur daal makhni ke saath baigan bharta,matar paneer,malayi kofta,karari bheendi aur aalu jeera saja sa hua tha...

kitchen par kadhayi me just complete hua moong ka halwa bhi bana tha jisne dhake hone ke baawjud apni mehek bhar se hum sabke taste buds me paani bhar diya tha..

ye saare ke saare dishes mere favourite the aur aaj mere idhar dinner karne ki khushi me aunty ne bana diye the..

abhi bhi uncle se pehle aunty rice daalne ke baad side me saare dishes ko thoda thoda karte hue meri plate me hi saja rahi thi aur ye dekh...


UNCLE-lagta hai aaj hum sabka khaana bhi SANVY tere khaane ke baad hi shuru hoga...


UNCLE ke mazak par ghur kar dekha aunty ne unhe par is beech bhi karari bhindi ke baad kofte ko meri plate ke side me bin dekhe hi perfectly serve kar chuki thi woh..


MAI-wow... you the are best aunty...aise dishes daily banayengi toh yahi dera daal lena hai maine...

AHHHH...

meri baat sun jhat se kaan pakde aunty ne mere aur..


AUNTY-daily,haan...???aaj ek mahine ke baad shakal dikha raha hai apni aur woh bhi isiliye kyunki VERONICA out of town hai..

usme bhi dinner khud hi banane nikle the nawabzaade..woh toh acha hua ki NITTU ne bata diya mujhe aur bolne nahi,dhamki dene ke baad aaye hain janab...


aakhri baat yaa phir ye kahun ki meri complaint uncle ko dekh kar kahi thi aunty ne jispar..


UNCLE-ye kya sun raha hun bhai...??? humse kuch galti ho gayi hai kya jo idhar aana ab pasand nahi tumhe...!!!

MAI-galti toh hui hai aapse uncle par haal filhal me nahi,balki kayi saal pehle...

UNCLE-hain..!!!kayi saal pehle galti hui hai..!!!kaun si galti aur tumhara us galti se kya saarokaar...???

MAI-bilkul matlab hai uncle..mere paida hone se pehle hi meri mohobbat chinni hai aapne mujhse..

aur ab kehte hain ki aapko apni mohobbat ke saath dekh jalta rahun mai..naa,itna bada parwana nahi hun mai..

HAHAHAHAHA....

pehle aunty ko dekh aur phir haath aage kar naa me hilate hue kahi aakhri baat maine jisse sun jahan ek taraf uncle joki mera aunty ke saath mazak jaante bhi the aur enjoy bhi karte the, SONU ke saath has pade,aunty ne ek baar phir apne sir par haath maar diya wahin NITS pehle ghurta raha mujhe par phir woh bhi muskura diya...


AUNTY-chalo,bohot hua mazak..ab chupchaap khana khaao...

mere baad sabko parosne ke baad khudke liye bhi khaana nikala aunty ne aur uncle ke sabse kareeb ki chair par baith gayi..

meri mom ki tarah uncle aunty ki bhi aadat thi,khaana khaate waqt baat naa karne ki..

mai bhi khaate waqt sirf khaane par hi dhyan deta tha aur SONU bhi..

haan NITS ko is time bhi chapar chapar karna acha lagta tha but apne baapu ke dar se unke saamne chupchaap hi khaata tha woh...

agle 10 se 15 minute hall me bas chammach ke plates se touch hone ki hi awaaz aati rahi..

haan,is beech SONU aur NITS ke mobiles ka message tone ek saath beep zaroor hua tha par khaane ke beech me hone ki wajah se un dono ne hi dhyan nahi diya...


MAI-wow..as always,food was amazing aunty...

AUNTY-thank you..baithe raho,halwa lekar aati hun...

MAI-oh yeah...


apni baat bol aunty toh kitchen ki taraf badh gayi jiske baad..


UNCLE-toh baccho..kya chal raha hai phir school me aaj kal..is saal ke sports trial shuru hue ki nahi...

tumhare school me toh season arrival se hi ye sab shuru ho jaata hai naa...!!!

SONU-jji unncle..aaj hi sse sshuru hua hai...

MAI-waise uncle,apne teenage me aap sports khelte the...??

UNCLE-arre puch mat beta..hockey,football, kabaddi,sab khela hai maine...

cricket ka toh puch hi mat..school me toh mere hockey hi zyada chalti thi par apne mohalle ka best player tha mai cricket me..

aur ek ye hai... sports ka naam sunte hi bhaag khada hota hai...

bas naam hi kharab kar tu mera...


NITS ko ghurte hue kahi aakhri baat uncle ne jispar...


NITS-papa,sirf mai nahi,ye SANVY bhi sports ke naam se door bhaagta hai...

UNCLE-ab beta,kharbuje ko dekh kar hi dusra kharbuja rang badalta hai...teri sangati ka kuch toh bura asar padega hi naa ispar bhi..

HAHAHAHA...


meri burayi kar NITS ko laga tha ki uncle mujhe bhi daatenge par unki baat sun SONU has pada aur NITS ka mooh bigad gaya...

wahin paani ke glass ko haath me lete hue apni baat aage badhayi uncle ne...


UNCLE-waise kaun se sports ka trail shuru hua aaj..???

MAI-wahi uncle..

"lumb dund,gol pind,chatayi me dhakadhak pratiyogita"..

PHOOOO...

HAHAHAHAHAHA....

paani pee hi rahe the uncle ki meri baat sun woh paani sidhe NITS ke chehre par udel diya unhone aur ye dekh SONU apne pet pakde hasne laga..

NITS-PAPA...yuk...

mouth shower se bheega NITS ghusse se uncle ko ek baar dekh bathroom ki taraf badh gaya...

wahin paani mooh se toh nikla hi uncle ke par shayad kuch gale me fas bhi gaya tha aur isiliye halka khaanskar us paani ko nigalte hue aankhein badi kar dekhne lage mujhe woh jispar...


MAI-cricket uncle,cricket...lumb dand, matlab bat,gol pind,as in ball, chatayi hota hai mat aur dhakadhak pratiyogita yaani match..

UNCLE-beta,kaan sidhe pakadne ki jagah yun ghumakar pakadne ka kaaran...!!!

MAI-ab aap champ thehre uncle..socha bouncer maarun..

UNCLE-dhanya ho beta tum...

SONU-shit...


mere aage haath jodte hue naatakiya tarike se kahi ye baat uncle ne jispar mai kuch kehta ki tabhi apni jagah par ek jhatke se khade hote hue kahi ye baat SONU ne jisse dekh..


UNCLE-kya hua SONU beta..???kiska message hai jo pareshan dikhne laga tu...

SONU-uncle,hamare ek friend ka accident ho gaya hai...

UNCLE-oh..kaun sa dost..aur abhi kahan hai woh...???

SONU-SATISH naam hai uska uncle.aap nahi jaante usse..abhi hospital me hai woh...

UNCLE-toh chalo..mai chhod deta hun tum teeno ko..

MAI-nahi uncle.. hum chale jaayenge...haan,ek help chahiye hogi aapki..

UNCLE-kuch bhi beta...

MAI-aapko khudse help karne ki zaroorat nahi hai..help hote hi thanks bolta hun aapko..

UNCLE-hain...!!!help hote hi thanks bolta hun..!!!ab iska kya matlab hua...???


apni tedhi baat se uncle ko confused chhod unhe smile dete hue SONU ko apne saath aane ka ishara kiya maine aur washroom ki taraf badh gaya..

NITS bhi hand wash kar hamari taraf hi aa raha tha jisse wapas ghuma diya maine aur isse pehle ki woh kuch kehta..


MAI-panga hua hai..???


SONU se puchi ye baat maine..woh bhi jaanta tha ki uske SATISH ka naam lete hi mai samajh gaya tha ki baat kuch aur hai isiliye woh bhi surprise nahi hua..

par NITS ko kuch bhi samajh nahi aaya tha par mera serious thobda dekh woh bhi kuch bola nahi...

khair,mere sawal ko sun SONU ne kuch kaha nahi, bas apna phone meri taraf kar diya...


"ARZ KIYA HAI DOSTON"...

IRSHAD,IRSHAD....


"badan se badan takraye toh tu bhi MACHALTI HOGI"...

ek baar hume bhi practical karwa de,jaisa apne bande ke upar baith UCCHALTI HOGI"....

waah waah,waah waah..


ye ek whatsapp video message tha jo SAM ne SONU aur NITS ko bheja tha jisse dekh mujhe aur NITS ko saara maajra samajh me aa gaya...


NITS-behenchod..ye SAMRAT waale lounde hain naa...!!!

aur ye kariya jo woh behuda shayri bol raha hai,ye toh NAMITH KASHYAP hai...woh DUSHYANT,jisse pela tha tune,uska best friend...

MAI-hmm...video SAM ke paas se aaya hai matlab usse ANJALI ne bheja hai...NAISHA bhi saath hogi uske..

that means,ye behuda comment un dono ko hi dekh kar bol raha hai woh...

NITS-inki maa ka chodu...aaj toh saalon ka pura hisaab kar hi dete hain..

MAI-rook be...woh NAMITH bhi yahi chahta hai...

NITS-matlab???

MAI-video phir se chala...


SONU ne woh video phir se chalaya jispar..


MAI-dhyan se dekh... ANJALI ne chhupkar nahi, normally ye video capture kiya hai aur ye NAMITH, ANJALI ke saath saath mobile ko dekhte hue woh saari baatein kar raha hai..

SONU-iskka mmatlab woh cchahta hai ki ANJJALI wwoh vvideo bbanaye aur ssend kkare..

MAI-yup..SAM ko call kar...bol hero naa bane...SAMRAT ke bohot bande honge wahan...

NITS-bohot..abbe 4 hi toh dikh rahe hain...

MAI-chutiya hi rahiyo tu...zyada laundo ko dekh pehle haath nahi chhodega SAM...

aur yahi plan hai un sabka..BAMBOOZA me baithe hain ye sab...CLOCK TOWER area ke paas ka food square hai ye..

but sabse important baat,ye jagah issi NAMITH ke baap ki hai..

C.C.T.V'S se lais...haath agar SAM ya hamare bando me se kisi ne pehle uthaya toh baaki chhupe bando se toh maar khaayenge hi par maar peet shuru karne ke liye official charge bhi lagega...


mere NITS ko situation ka saari ganit samjhaate tak SONU ne SAM ko call laga maar peet naa karne ke liye bata diya tha aur aisa karne ki timing ekdum sahi baithi thi..

kyunki SAM aur uske saath EKPREET aur RAJAT is waqt BAMBOOZA ke entrace ke paas hi khade the...


MAI-thanks for the help uncle...


haath dhokar bahar jaane ke liye nikal chuka tha mai aur hall par baithe uncle ko dekh smile dete hue kahi ye baat maine aur main door se bahar nikal gaya..

SONU aur NITS bhi saath the mere....


UNCLE-phir thanks...arre ab toh bata,kis baat ke liye thanks....

aunty ke saath jinke haath me ab bhi mera favourite moong ka halwa tha aur jiska lutf mai ab utha nahi sakta tha, hamare piche aate hue pucha tha unhone ye sawal par aage bol nahi paaye woh..


REASON..


mere thanks ka reason practically dekh jo rahe the woh..

is waqt mai,NITS aur SONU uncle ki HONDA CITY me baithe the..

chaabi maine pehle hi nikal li thi jo ab car ki ignition ko start bhi kar chuki thi aur ye dekh aankhein badi karte hue..


UNCLE-oye,gaadi aati bhi hai chalani ya apne friend se seekh ek aur accident karani hai tujhe...


aage bhi kehte uncle par keh nahi paaye kyunki bade araam se pehle car ko halke right ki taraf back kar tezi se stearing ghumakar maine car ko sahi disha dete hue aage di thi..

NITS ke ghar ke main gate ka complete diameter gap kareeb 8 feet ka tha jisme uncle bade araam se car ko enter aur exit karwaate the par maine ek achi speed ke saath gate cross kiya aur car road par utaar di thi jisse dekh ek thandi saans chhodi uncle ne aur...


UNCLE-ye ladka ek din apne baap ka bhi baap banega...

AUNTY-kya matlab...???kya SANEEL bhai sahab bhi aise hi the...!!!

UNCLE-woh kya the,ye toh mai bhi kabhi samajh nahi paaya tha..

bhabhi ki tarah kisi tarah ke banker the woh par meri bigdi kismat ek phone se hi chamka di thi unhone..

kahan apna mill band kar kisi aur jagah jaane ka sochne laga tha mai aur unke ek baar kehne bhar se yahan ke saare camps ka life time tender mil gaya mujhe...

AUNTY-par in sabme SANVY ko kaise joda aapne...???

UNCLE-yaad hai pehle har sunday piche waale maidan me football khelta tha mai..

AUNTY-haan...

UNCLE-ek din hamare khelne ke douran SANEEL JI wahan se guzre the toh maine unhe hamare saath khelne ka pucha tha jispar kaha tha unhone ki "football hamare bas ki baat nahi"...

phir ek din pisaan (atta)delivery ke liye camp gaya tha mai aur tab wahan ke afsaron ke saath SANEEL JI ko football khelte dekha tha maine...

jiske bas ki football nahi thi,us din maine usse 5,5 logon ko akele hi nachate dekha tha..

wahan moujud kuch aur afsaron se pata chala tha mujhe ki woh paanch log jinhe SANEEL JI baccho ki taraf jhaka rahe the, unme se teen ne state aur 2 ne division level tak khela hua tha football..

unke pair se ho rahe chamatkar ko dekh lag gaya tha mujhe ki samandar hai SANEEL AHARYA jiski gehrayi ka sirf andaza hi lagaya jaa sakta hai par usse naapa nahi jaa sakta..

aur ab wahi ehsaas mujhe SANVY ko bhi dekhkar aati hai...iski aankhein, unme dikhta beshumar confidence kuch aisa hai jisse agar koi pratidwandi dekh aur samajh le toh maidan me utarne se pehle hi bhaag khada ho..




BACK TO SANVEER:-




BHOSDIKE,GAANDU,LOUDE KE BAAL...SAALE, MOUT KE KUEN ME CHALA RAHA THA KYA BHOSDIKE CAR...


theek BAMBOOZA ki parking ke saamne car roki maine jiske baad abtak meri driving se dar aankh band kiye baithe NITS ne kholi apni aankhein aur seedhe bakne laga mujhe jispar bina uski taraf dhyan diye car se utar gaya mai aur ye dekh..


NITS-bhoshdike,agar gaadi thuk jaati toh mera baap tujhe toh kuch bolta nahi,mujhe zaroor thok deta..

MAI-thuk jaati toh naa.thuki kya...!!!???

NITS-haan,ehsaan kar diya bhosdoke tune..saale,agar dobara MICHAEL SCHUMACHER bana na tu toh bata dunga aunty ko ki unki bank ki car tu hi raat ko bhaskakar sikhne jaata tha...

MAI-ye bhi bata dena ki keys churane unke room tu hi ghusta tha...

SONU-abbe,yye ttoh kkitne llog hhain..


meri baat par NITS react karta ki tabhi SONU ki kahi baat sun uski nazar padi saamne..

is waqt hum teeno BAMBOOZA ke entrace ke paas hi khade the...

glass covering se bana tha BAMBOOZA ka wall isiliye andar ka scenes hume saaf dikh rahe the..

is waqt left corner seats par baithe the ANJALI, NAISHA, RASHI jinke paas hi khade the SAM, EKPREET aur RAJAT..

jabki right ka pura area covered tha SAMRAT ke loundo se..

koi aur customer nahi tha wahan..

un sabhi SAMRAT waasiyon ke beech me baitha tha woh kariya NAMITH jo lagatar kuch na kuch bol raha tha joki i am sure ki waisi hi nonveg below the belt shayriyan aur slangs thi jiska ek sample mai SONU ke phone par dekh chuka tha....


(NAMITH-height lagbhagh mere hi jitni par rang gehra saawla...BAMBOOZA jaisi behatarin food square ka owner hai matlab paise waali party par chehre ki taraf dil se bhi kaala..iske baare me kaha jaata hai ki ye mooh chod bohot bada hai...sabko chholte rehne aur khud ko superior dikhane me bada maza aata hai isse)


anyways, NAMITH ki ghatiya comments ke baad bhi naa toh SAM kuch react kar raha tha aur naahi EKPREET, RAJAT...

ab ye ek sahi cheez thi kyunki un teeno ko bhadkana aur ladhayi shuru karwana hi toh us NAMITH aur uske doston ka maksad tha...

par un teeno ke shaant rehne ke kaaran hi ab SAMRAT ke woh chuppe bande bhi saamne aakar un teeno ka mazak udaa rahe the...

in sabke beech ANJALI,RASHI aur NAISHA bhi shaant hi baithe the but mujhe pata tha ki jis tarah ki baatein NAMITH kar raha tha,usse kitne uncomfortable feel kar rahe honge woh teeno...

par phir bhi woh wahin the..

REASON...

SIRIUS....

school ke andar ho ya bahar..mudda sahi ho ya GALATH...

SIRIUS waale haar maanana nahi jaante the..

competition me un sabke liye SAM akela kaafi tha aur yahan jo situation thi,uske liye mai un sabke liye zaroorat se zyada taklif deh tha..

aur mai aa raha hun,ye jaante the girls isiliye badi himmat aur sabr se baithe the woh teeno us gandagi ke beech..


NITS-dekh kya raha hai be..chal,chalkar maa chodte hai sabki...

MAI-maar peet yahan nahi kar sakte apan.. reason pehle hi bata chuka hun mai..

par agar kar bhi sakte, toh bhi filhal haath pair naa chalata mai...

SONU-kkyun...ahhiinsa kka vvrat llaga hai ttera abhi...


MAI-talwar ki nok ke aage bandookh ki nali nahi rakhi jaati...

jab ladhayi zubani shuru ki gayi ho toh palatwar bhi zubaani ki jaati hai beta...

shabdon se khelne ka bohot shouk hai lounde ko..

aur har shouk ko shock me badalna SANVY ko ache se aata hai..

rahi baat iski kutayi ki,toh woh bhi hoga aur woh bhi issike bune jaal me isse fasaane ke baad...


ye bol mai,NITS aur SONU BAMBOOZA ke us kaanch ki pardarshi gate ko kholte hue andar ghus gaye aur tabhi...

ek saath do reaction hue..

jahan ek taraf mere dost aur teeno girls hume dekh khush hote hue smile karne lage wahin dusri taraf BAMBOOZA ke teen chowthayi bhaag ko ghere baithe aur bhadde mazak karte SAMRAT ke bando ka khema jo kareeb 25 ke aas paas tha,woh khamosh sa ho gaya..

un sabke mujhe ghurte chehre khud hi ye gawahi de rahe the ki waakif the woh sab mujhse..

par un sab ghurti nazaron ke beech do 4 nazarein, 2 chehre aise bhi the jinme mujhko dekh ghusse se zyada dar tha...

ye dono un sab loundo me se the jinki kuch din pehle DUSHYANT ke saath pelayi thi maine..

maathe par patti aur haath me plasters chhadhe hone ka baawjud unka yahan hona is baat ka saboot tha ki maar phir bhi kam hi padi thi in dono ko aur gaand me chul kuch zyada hi thi isiliye sabak ab bhi naa sikha tha inhone..

khair,enter karte hi apne group ke paas pahunch gaya mai aur ye dekh..


NAMITH-toh tu hai SANVEER..saala,mai toh socha tha ki koi maacho,hatta katta banda hoga tu lekin sukhe hue chhuware se zyada toh nahi lagti teri body...

MAI-aag ki ek halki lou bhi jalan puri paida karti hai... yakin na ho toh haath laga ke dekh...

ye sukha hua chhuawara tere sharir ke maans ko unke andar chuppi haddiyon ke saath milakar dikha dega...

NAMITH-yahi toh baat hai..!!!!maarna hota toh ab tak tere in teen doston ki har haddi ko tod chuke hote hum...

aur is waqt mujhe kori dhamki dene ki jagah in teeno ko hospital le jaane ke jugaad me laga hota tu...

MAI-maksad tera yahi tha beta jo pura sirf isiliye nahi hua kyunki teri jaahiliyat se bhari baaton ko sunane ke baad bhi reaction kuch naa mila tujhe...

aur bina inke pehle waar kiye yahan khudse toh nahi naa maar sakte tum inhe..

ek aur baat me thoda GALATH hai tu...ho sakta hai ki agar ye teen saamne se bhidte toh tum sab milkar inki hospital pahunchane waali haalath kar dete..

par agar aisa hota toh agle 24 ghanton me tum sab bhi ussi hospital me in teeno ko company de rahe hote..

yakin naa ho toh apne dost DUSHYANT se puch lena..waise gawah yahan bhi hain....

kyun be, jhuth toh nahi bol raha mai..???


unhi dono loundo se jinhe kuch din pehle DUSHYANT ke saath kuta tha maine,dekh kar bola mai jispar woh dono hi idhar udhar dekhne lage..

wahin DUSHYANT ka naam sun kuch pal ghura mujhe NAMITH ne par phir..


NAMITH-us baat ko naa DUSHYANT bhula hai,naa mai aur naahi SAMRAT...

waise bataya mujhe DUSHYANT ne ki usse maarne ke baad koi shayri,koi dialogue bola tha tu..

hume bhi toh suna kuch..

MAI-kahin bahar mil..uske jaisi teri bhi haalath kar deta hun aur phir jab dard bardasht naa kar paane ki wajah se behosh hone lagega tu,tab sunaunga tujhe dialogue...

SAMRAT-see now that's the thing i am talking about...tum SIRIUS waalon ke paas har problem ka bas ek hi solution hota hai..

maar peet...

baat mai shabdon ki kar raha hun, samajh tujhe haath pair chalane ki aa rahi hai...

beta,zubani jung ka hathiyar dimag hota hai jisse istamal kar ladhayi jeeti jaati hai..

par shayad SIRIUS waalon ke paas baaki sab toh hai bas dimag nahi..

isiliye hi toh itni der se tere in SIRIUS ke superstars ke saamne unki girls ki izzat utaar raha hun mai par bebas goongo ki tarah ghurne ke alawa kuch bol hi nahi paaye ye...

MAI-EKPREET SINGH BAL... INTER SCHOOL LEVEL SWIMMING CHAMP...

RAJAT AGRAWAL-INTER SCHOOL LEVEL LONG TRACKS,POOL AND T.T CHAMP..

& SAM-INTER SCHOOL LEVEL CHAMPION..

jis bhi sports, acadamics me participate kiya hai isne,jeet SIRIUS ki hi hui hai...

aisa koi bhi qualification, achievement gina de tere SAMRAT waale kisi bhi ek bande ka toh sir jhuka lega SANVEER AHARYA tere aage...

beta, kisi bhi department ke koi bhi competition me jisse SIRIUS jeetathi hai,SAMRAT ka us list ke runner-ups me bhi naam nahi hota aur tu hume,SIRIUS waalon ko judge kar raha hai...

NAMITH-isiliye mere aage mooh band....

MAI-band isiliye tha inka mooh kyunki tu jo kar raha tha,woh inka criteria nahi hai...

SIRIUS ko illegal aur avaidhya tarike se push karne waale se nipatne ki zimmedari SANVEER AHARYA ki hai...

kuch din pehle yahi kaam tere dost DUSHYANT ne kiya tha aur us kachre ko saaf kar usse uski sahi jagah maine hi dikhayi thi..

aaj teri baari...

NAMITH-kaise,mujhe maarke..dude,maine bola naa ki..

MAI-zubani jung ka hathiyar dimag hota hai jisse istamal kar ladhayi jeeti jaati hai..yaad hai mujhe..

NAMITH-aur tujhe lagta hai ki you can beat me in words...???

BETA,NAMITH IS THE DEBATE CHAMPION OF SAMRAT... OFFICIALLY AUR NON OFFICIALLY,NAMITH KING HAI SHABDON KE SAATH KHELNE ME...


NAMITH ke ek friend ne aage aakar kahi ye baat jispar NAMITH smile karne hi waala tha ki tabhi..


HAHAHAHAHA..

SONU aur NITS ke saath itne der se khamosh khade hue SAM, EKPREET aur RAJAT zor se has pade..

ANJALI, NAISHA aur RASHI ke faces par bhi smile thi jispar un sabko halki hairani se dekhne laga NAMITH...


NITS-kya bola tu...KING OF WORDS... CHAMPION OF DEBATE...

tutututu..waise galti bhi naa hai teri...kuwen ke mendhak ko toh yahi lagta hai kuwen se gehra kuch nahi...

but let me tell you something...

beta, SANVY ke saamne khada hai tu..bina haath lagaye, sirf bolkar teri pichwade me fase mendhak ko samandar ki gehrayi napwa dega ye..

KING se kata hua LING banaane me waqt nahi lagata ye...

EKPREET-oh beta ji,laaya bhai,laaya...


jahan NITS ki baat sun taali maarte hue kahi ye baat EKPREET ne wahin ek baar un sabko aur phir mujhe ghurne ke baad...


NAMITH-dekhte hain..kaun kisko gehrayi napwata hai..

toh pesh hai aap teeno ki taarif me ek desi aur jungli RAP...


ANJALI, NAISHA aur RASHI ko dekh kahi ye baat NAMITH ne jiske baad..


NAMITH-give me the beat guyz...

FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICKFUCK...


NAMITH-


chehre par teri LAALI THI..
tu piya se chudne WAALI THI...

koi aur aaya CHOD GAYA..
lehenge pe lauda POCH GAYA...


FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICKFUCK


tum humse chudo ya GHODE SE..
ya guptaji ke LOUDE SE..

tumhe chudna hoga RAAT ME..
phir roti rehna BAAD ME....


FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICKFUCK


yahan dhol nagaade BIN BIN...
yahan ek ke upar TEEN TEEN...

tujhe patak ke chodu MASTI ME..
mujhe mili randiyan SASTI ME....


kaisa laga...???

awesome man,just awesone...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...


apne us achopan ki hadh ko chhune waali baaton ko jisse NAMITH rap keh raha tha,kehne ke baad ANJALI, NAISHA aur RASHI ko dekh pucha ye sawal NAMITH ne jispar jahan ek taraf uske dost uski taarif karte hue hume dekh hasne lage wahin girls aur unke saath hamare saare boys ke bhi jabde sakhti se bheenche hue the..

NAMITH-your turn man..show me what you got...???


dono baahein failate hue kahi ye baat NAMITH ne jispar mai palath girls ko dekhne laga jispar...


NAISHA-hume kya dekh raha hai...teri shudh vaani sunane ke liye hi ab tak in do tuke ke defaulters ke beech baithe hue the hum...

RASHI-bohot suna hai maine ki SANVY sirf apni zubaan se saamne waale ki kaan se khoon nikal deta hai...

dekhna hai aaj mujhe...

ANJALI-aur is baar beat hum denge...girls...!!!

DONO-oh yeah..


teeno ki baat sun halki smile karte hue wapas saamne NAMITH ko dekha maine aur...


MAI-ok then..give me the beat girls...


TEENO-


FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICKFUCK



teri gaand jo itni KAALI HAI...
CHUTTAD ke naam pe GAALI HAI...

kabhi nunu thi,aaj LOUDA HAI...
phir bhi tu gandu THODA HAI...


FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICKFUCK


jahan paani tha us GOTTE SE..
tu nikla hai loude MOTE SE...

tu paidaish ek RAAND KA..
par chut nahi re GAAND KA...


FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICKFUCK


kutte ki nikli TATTI TU....
suwar ke lund ki HADDI TU....

tere ghar me pada tha CHAAPA HAI..
100 se zyada tere PAPA HAIN....


kaisa laga..???

prabhu,prabhu,prabhu....nailed it bro..u just nailed it...

HAHAHAHAHAHA...


jahan apne haath jode mere paas aakar jhukne lage the mere sabhi dost wahin girls zoron se has padi thi...


NAMITH- CCTV band karo re...

behadh tez awaaz me chillaya NAMITH jiske baad laptop par baitha banda turant harkat me aaya...


wahin NAMITH ki baat sun ek behadh halki smile naach uthi thi mere face par jisse woh mere saamne khade hone ke baad bhi dekh nahi paaya....

DONE...

jaise hi laptop waale bande ne ye shabd bola...


MADAR.......


lagatar mujhe khunnas se ghurte NAMITH ne gaali se shuruat karte hue mere mooh par punch maarne ki koshish ki par naa toh uski gaali puri ho paayi aur naahi uska punch apna kaam kar paaya...

KRR...AHHHHHH

tezi se halka right ki taraf ghuma mai aur agle hi pal NAMITH ka haath uske elbow se hold hokar meri grip me tha aur aisa hote hi apne dusre hatheli se uske haath ke jod par pressure banate hue ek jhatka sa diya maine jiske baad halki awaaz ubhri NAMITH ke kandhe se jiske baad ek gaand faad cheekh uske mooh se nikal gayi..

shoulder dislocate kar diya tha maine uska par uske baad bhi uske ussi har pal soojte haath ke sahare NAMITH ko apni taraf ghumaya maine aur back to back 4 punches maare maine uske mooh par..

naak,gaal aur honth ke neeche aur side se khoon ki ek moti dhaar si nikal padi uske.

wahin ye sab itni tezi se hua tha ki NAMITH ke doston ko kuch samajh me hi nahi aaya tha..

upar se NAMITH ke mooh se nikli zordar cheekh aur phir khoon se sane chehre ko dekh gaand fath gayi thi un sabki par quantity zyada thi unki..

issi criteria se khudko benifit of doubt dete hue meri taraf tezi se badhne ko hue woh sab par tabhi....


DHAKKKHHH...

entrance door khol andar bhadbhadkar daakhil hue SIRIUS ARMY...

kareeb 40 students the woh sab jinhe car me baiththe waqt hi SONU ne yahan bulwa liya tha.

par jab SAMRAT ka koi banda humpar saamne se waar nahi karta,tab tak unhe chuppe rehne ke liye kaha tha maine aur NAMITH ke mujhpar waar karte hi woh bandish toot chuki thi..

sabhi ke haath me hockey,road stick,chains aur koi na koi pelna ka zariya tha jisse dekh naa sirf SAMRAT waale bando ke aage badhte kadam apni jagah rook gaye balki ab un sabke faces par dar dikhne laga tha...


MAI-pent,chaddi,dono kholo apni apni aur nange ho jaao loudo...


meri baat sun chupchaap hi khade rahe woh sab jispar mere pass hi SIRIUS ke ek bande se maine turant chinni uski hockey stick aur...


DHADHHH...DHADHHH...DHADHHH...

NAMITH-ahhhh...bhai,bhai,bhai...maaf kar de...maaf kar de bhai..aahhhhh...maa kasam, phir kabhi nahi karunga..ahhhh..bhai..

please bhai....aahhhhh....

MAI-maine bola maadarchod nahi karne..

DHADDHHHH..

kar na tu.. DHADHHHH..jitna man kare kar...


tezi se chali meri hockey stick NAMITH ke sharir par jispar maafi ki guhaar lagane laga woh par mai saale ko maarta hi raha..

par kuch der baad jab apni hockey stick ko rok saamne dekha maine toh aadhe se zyada SAMRAT waasi apni pent khol chuke the...

kuch ne chaddi bhi khol di thi par mere unki taraf dekhte hi baaki bache sab bhi jaldi se khudko unchain karne lage..

ek minute ke andar BAMBOOZA me moujud sabhi SAMRAT ke lounde neeche se nange the..

wahin NAMITH neeche zamin par pada karaah raha tha par jab meri nazar uspar padi toh apne bache ek sahi salamat haath se woh bhi apni pent utarne laga...

is beech itne saare nange ladko ko dekh ANJALI, NAISHA aur RASHI toh pehle hi yahan se haste hue nikal chuke the..

ANJALI ne toh nahi par yahan se jaate waqt baaki dono ne aankhon hi aankhon me thanks kaha tha mujhe...

RAJAT, EKPREET,SAM,SONU aur NITS toh ardh nange SAMRAT ke bando ko dekh pet pakadkar has rahe the...

ab tak kisi tarah NAMITH ne bhi apni pant aur underwear utaar di thi jiske baad...


MAI-NITS,bana be video sabki..

NITS-bana li bhai....is saale NAMITH kariya ki toh lulli itni kaali hai ki VIDEO me invisible dikh raha hai...


pehle meri aur phir NITS ki baat sun saare SAMRAT waalon ke mooh khul gaye the..

kuch bolne ko hue woh sab par meri haathon me ghumti hockey stick ko dekh chup reh gaye.

AHHHHH...

NAMITH ke baal pakad unhe kheenchte hue uthaya maine usse jispar dard se chattpatatha hua kisi tarah khada ho gaya woh.

par jitni maar maine usse maari thi, uske upar uska dislocated shoulder...

accesive pain ho raha tha NAMITH ko jo ab uske bardasht se bahar hone laga tha...

isiliye dheere dheere behoshi ki taraf jaane laga tha woh jisse dekh maine smile kiya aur...


MAI-yaad hai,kya kaha tha maine....

tere us dost DUSHYANT ki tarah jab dard bardasht naa kar paane ki wajah se behosh hone lagega tu,tab sunaunga tujhe dialogue...

toh sun ab...



jitne bhi bhide hain humse,sabke sab MARE HAIN...

SIRIUS waale hain hum,naa kisi ke aage jhuke hain aur naa kisise DARE HAIN...

humare saamne aane se pehle kadh toh naapa hota apna...

jeetna chhod,hamari race me hissa lena bhi teri aukaad se PARE HAI...











AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI....












AAPKA APNA V...J...

He is dam dengerous

 

[Gaurav1969]

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[sorbobhuk]

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[ayush01111]

AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF PRINCI STUDENTS KO SPORTS PRACTICE SE MAIN EVENT TAK HONE WAALE VISUAL MONITORING KE BAARE BATATI HAI WAHIN DUSRI TARAF SAM PARAG KO AUR DIMPLE CHARVI KO RACE ME HARA DETE HAIN.

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-75

DATE-1ST DECEMBER


CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-JOGGERS PARK




HEY SMARTY...

abhi mere jogging ka first lap complete hua hi tha ki tabhi achanak NEW GIRL mere side me aa mere saath run karne lagi...

subah ke 5.45 hue the...pahadi ilaaka hone ki wajah se suraj ne ab tak aasman ko dhang se apna mooh nahi dikhaya tha lekin phir bhi andhere ke baawjud NEW ke chamakte chehre se jaise aas paas ke mahoul ujale se bhar utha tha...

slim fit streched black track suit me thi NEW GIRL par phir bhi uska appearance GUCCI ya PRADA jaise international brand ko pehne kisi supermodel ko bhi araam se maat de sakti thi...

aur aisi beintehan khubsoorati ki misaal meri G.F hai...

shayad yahi wajah thi ki naa sirf doudna band ho chuka tha mera balki sab kuch bhool suraj chamakne ke waqt apne saamne khade chaand ko ek tak dekh raha tha mai...


DIMPLE-kya hua...???

MAI-meri kaise ho gayi tum...???


mere sawal ka matlab samajh gayi thi NEW GIRL...

chehre par aayi uske halki si laali saboot thi is baat ka...


DIMPLE-tum kabse khud ko underestimate karne lag gaye...???

MAI-zameen kitna hi bada kyun naa ho jaaye,aasman se chota hi hota hai...

DIMPLE-aur pakshi aasman me kitna hi uncha kyun na ud le,aana wapas usse zameen par hi padta hai...

theek waise hi jaise mai tumhare paas aa gayi...


mere kareeb aate hue kahi thi apni baat NEW GIRL ne...uske raw skin ki mehek naak se hote hue mere dimag me samati chali gayi thi...

ab bhi khamosh tha mai aur NEW GIRL... mujhe kuch na kehta dekh ab usne apna sharir mere chest se halka laga sa diya tha...


YE AAJ KAL KE BACCHE...KAHIN BHI SHURU HO JAATE HAIN...


hamare baaju de hokar guzar rahe do ladies me se ek ne mooh banate hue badbadayi thi ye baat jisse sun turant ek dusre se thoda door ho gaye mai aur NEW GIRL...


MAI-ab bataogi,aaj yahan kaise...???

DIMPLE-kyun,mai apne B.F ke saath jog karne nahi aa sakti kya...???

MAI-bilkul aa sakti ho par abhi toh kamsekam yunhi nahi aayi ho...

DIMPLE-and,why do you say that...???

MAI-yahan park me tumne ek bhi round nahi maara hai phir bhi vest half dried paseene se bhiga hua hai tumhara...

ab itne cool weather me soaking wet waali haalath kamsekam half an hour ke strong jog ke bina toh possible ho nahi sakti...

which means ki tumne apne aaj ka jogging kota pehle hi pura kar liya hai aur phir yahan aayi hun...

that brings back my previously asked question...why are you here...???

51.7 seconds...


apne right hand me pehle smart watch ko jisme is waqt ek paused timer tha,aage kar diya tha NEW GIRL ne...

exactly 51.7 seconds me halted tha timer jisse dekh aadha maajra samajh gaya tha mai...


MAI-toh tumne SAM ki 400 metres sprint ki timing match kar li...

ek week me... impressive...


waise toh ek nano second kuch bhi nahi hota...blink of the eye se pehle guzar jaata hai ye waqt par 400 metres ke sprint me yahi nano second ek minute se kam nahi hota...

aur sirf ek hafte me NEW GIRL ne apne aur SAM ke beech ka fark khatm kar diya tha...

too much of dedication...par ye tha NEW GIRL ke yahan aane ka first angle... second abhi bhi untold tha isiliye...


MAI-waise mai school aa raha tha aaj...

DIMPLE-mai bhi...

MAI-toh apni achivement ke baare me tum mujhe wahan bhi bata sakti thi...

DIMPLE-par tum wahan woh karne ke liye kabhi nahi maante jo yahan kar sakte ho...

MAI-and what's that...???

DIMPLE-let's race...

MAI-ya, right...

DIMPLE-oh common...just one race...


pleading aankhein aur cute sa face bana mere saamne khadi thi NEW GIRL jisse dekh halki si hasi aa gayi thi mujhe...


MAI-i get it...toh kisi chiz me mujhe straight aur easy harana chahti ho tum...nice...

NEW GIRL-oh common...G.F hun tumhari and that too officially...

kamsekam mujhse toh ab secretive rehne ki zaroorat nahi hai...

MAI-secretive...!!!tumne dekha hai kabhi mujhe run karte and that too as fast as SAM...

i am not into this stuff...

DIMPLE-you don't need to be...ab tak itna toh samajh hi gayi hun mai ki tumhari kisi bhi chiz me grabbing capability unmatched hai...

haan,SAM ke jitni joki ab meri bhi speed hai,utna tez doud sakte ho ki nahi tum, ye nahi jaanti mai par i can put my life on line to bet that tum ho fast...

aur yahi jaanane ki curiousity hai mujhe...so please...

MAI-ok, let's run...


kandhe uchka apni baat bol jog path ki taraf wapas chal pada mai...

wahin mujhe turant maan jaate dekh halki shocked ho gayi NEW GIRL...


DIMPLE-really...!!!

MAI-yup...

DIMPLE-koi debate nahi... koi i don't wanna do it,i will not do it,kuch nahi...just like that...you agree to race...

MAI-yup...

DIMPLE-why...!!!

MAI-yaar tum girls bhi....smart, ordinary ya stupid... ek baat teeno hi catagories me common hoti hai...

humse jo chahiye,woh mil jaaye toh bhi sawal aur naa mile toh bhi sawal...

DIMPLE-kyunki jawab ke saath us jawab ka reason bhi utna hi important hota hai...

MAI-right...!!!bhale hi jawab obvious hi kyun naa ho...tum chahti ho mai race karun,i don't find a reason not to do it,toh kar raha hun mai...simple...

DIMPLE-aur ye race authentic hogi... casual nahi hoge tum...!!!

MAI-nopes...

DIMPLE-you swear...!!!

MAI-i swear ki abhi raat ho rahi hai...

DIMPLE-par abhi toh din nikal raha hai...

MAI-exactly...point is kasam sirf ek shabd hai mere liye...mai nahi maanta isme...

what i believe is my word... maine kaha,mai doudunga,means mai doudunga...

run authentic hai ya nahi,itni toh experienced ho ho tum ki race ke baad guess kar sako...

DIMPLE-true that...ok then,shuru karte hain...


apne smart watch par new timer button set karne ke baad NEW GIRL bhi mere baaju me jog path par khadi ho gayi thi...

breadth diameter 8 feets plus tha jog path ka jiska matlab tha ki collision ka chance nahi tha aur dusre joggers ko bhi badi asaani se unke left right taraf se cross kar aage badh sakte the hum dono...

GO...

NEW GIRL ke timer on karte hi bhaag pade the hum dono...

damn,this girl is really fast...race shuru hone ke chand seconda baad NEW GIRL se halka piche tha mai aur puri jaan laga apne aage doud rahi NEW GIRL ki speed dekh aur feel kar wakayi usse impress hua tha mai...

wahin dusri taraf bhale hi mujhse aage thi NEW GIRL par bas do inches se...

woh mehsoos kar paa rahi thi meri moujudgi apne just piche...

aur saarvajanik darshak...woh saare log jo garden me moujud the aur jinko left right se cross karte hue hum dono tezi se aage nikal rahe the,sabke sab rook hum dono ko dekhne lage the...

kuch ko hum dono hi paagal lag rahe the par jin logon ki thodi si bhi ruchi thi sports me,hum dono ke hi aur khaas kar NEW GIRL ke speed ko dekh woh sabhi bohot prabhavit ho rahe the...

LAST 100...

aakhri 100 metres bach gaye the aur abhi bhi NEW GIRL mujhse halki aage thi par guzarte palon ke saath ye secenerio change hone laga tha...

SHIT...

race khatm ho chuka tha aur ye "SHIT" shabd nikla tha NEW GIRL ke mooh se...

reason...

jeet nahi paayi thi woh ye race...haan haari bhi nahi thi woh kyunki ek hi time par apna race pura kiya tha hum dono ne...

lambi lambi saansein lene ke beech apne stopped timer lar nazar padi uski jisme 51.7 seconds flash ho raha tha...

par is beech mujhe apni paini nazaron se dekhna bhi nahi bhula tha NEW GIRL ne...

honth band the mere par nostrils se tez nikalti hawa aur stressed aakhein joki physically thakne ka saboot hoti hai,dhyan se observe kar rahi thi woh...

haan mera stamina acha tha par phir bhi jab 400 metre jaisa race 100 metre jitni jaan lagakar doudo toh chuppane ki koshish karne ke baad bhi tired symptoms face par saaf dikhte hain aur wahi dikh raha tha mere face par...


DIMPLE-so you didn't fake... wakayi authentically doude tum...

MAI-told you i would...

DIMPLE-you are as good as SAM... participate karna chahiye tumhe is baar...

MAI-woh toh kar raha hun mai...

DIMPLE-really...!!!mujhe laga tha ki tum...

MAI-mazak kar raha tha...naa...i am participating...

DIMPLE-ye sudden limelight me aane ki wajah...!!!

MAI-aur kya...!!!or should i say kaun...MR JAIDEN CHOWDHARY...


mere mooh se JAIDEN CHOWDHARY ka naam sun NEW GIRL kuch seconds ke pause ke saath aakhein badi kar mujhe dekhti rahi aur phir...

DIMPLE-wow...MR JAIDEN CHOWDHARY ki taarif maine school me lagbhag sabko karte dekha tha...

unhe admire karte dekha tha siway tumhare...

mujhe laga tha ki you are the only person who doesn't gives a crap about his legacy...

MAI-kyunki maine kuch kaha nahi,koi reaction nahi diya iska matlab ye nahi ki he is not a motivational figure for me...

he is the best SIRIUS has ever produced...

DIMPLE-aur isiliye you wanna participate infront of him...

MAI-best dena hai toh best ke saamne hi dena chahiye...

DIMPLE-nice...matlab ab tak jis SANVEER ko sirf maine dekha hai,jaana hai,ab pura SIRIUS, SIRIUS kya pura dehradun usse dekhne aur jaanane waala hai...

meri baanh pakadte hue mere saath aage badh gayi thi NEW GIRL...


MAI-you like that haan...

DIMPLE-i love that...

MAI-kyun...???

DIMPLE-because i love you...





PLACE-SIRIUS


HA...HA...HA...HA...


lambi lambi saans lene ke beech ground ke grass covers par bich sa gaya tha NITS...


RAJAT-kya hua bhai...???sirf 6 rounds hi hue hain sprint ke...4 abhi baaki hain...chal aaja,uth...

NITS-bas bhai...fat ke chaar ho chuki hai...aur douda toh fatne ke liye kuch bachega hi nahi...

SONU-kkya hua bbe...cchalo nna...

RAJAT-iska toh ho gaya kaam..chal,apne rounds complete karte hain...

SONU-ttu jjaa mmai aata hun...


SAM aur uske saath 50,50 metres ke sprint kar rahe ladko ki taraf bhaag pada tha RAJAT aur RAJAT ke palaththe hi SONU ne maari ek tapli NITS ke chote magaj me...

SONU-abbe loudu chand,aise impress karega ANJALI ko... teri current speed ke hisaab se race ka pehla round hi cross nahi kar paayega tu...

kamsekam final round tak qualify kar jaaye,itna toh speed gain kar le be...

NITS-apne school se jitne bhi bande race me participate karte hain, woh sab SAM ko khudka competition maante hain isiliye sprint practice bhi saal bhar karte hain...

ab tu bata,kya ek mahine ki practice se loude ka ussain bolt ban jaaunga mai...

izzat ka kachumar hi hona hai udhar...jab gaand marana hi hai toh khaali fokat mahine bhar saans kyun phulaun...!!!

SONU-alag llevel kka ledra hai be ttu...abbe ANJALI ko impress karne ke baare me hi soch le...

NITS-ussi ke baare me hi soch raha hun...doudkar impress karne ke chakkar me depress kar dena hai maine usse...

SAM-hey guyzzz...SONU,chal, rounds pure kar apne aur tu be...

NITS-yahinich khilla maarkar baith gaya hai apun...uthna chhod hilunga bhi nahi...


EKPREET ke saath apni sprint puri kar louta tha SAM aur uski baat sun jahan ek taraf SONU turant apne bache rounds pure karne nikal pada tha wahin NITS ki baat sun has pada tha SAM...


MAI-hil hil kar bolta hai,hilunga bhi nahi...chutiya saala...

NITS-kahan tha be tu saale...???

MAI-classroom me...kal mila physics assignment complete kar raha tha...

EKPREET-ohhohoho...masumiyat toh dekho lounde ke chehre par...

RAJAT-tu kabse assignments pure karne lag gaya be...tere saare assignments toh pehle ye SONU puri karta tha aur ab ANJALI karti hai...

ANJALI-correction...iske saare homeworks,assignments shuru se hi mai puri karte aa rahi thi...

beech me SONU ne ye responsibility le li thi par ab it's back with me...


ANJALI jiske saath NEW GIRL aur baaki girls bhi the, pahunche the hum boys ke paas...


NITS-satyavachan...saale ne shuru se hi gazab ki kismat paayi hai...har chiz me jugaad mil jaata hai kameene ko...

MAI-beta kismat aur relationship ek se hote hain...yunhi nahi bante,banaane padte hain...

RAJAT-satyavachan and that which back the original question... kahan tha be tu...???

RASHI-tu naa yaar RAJAT...ek ladka jiski saalon se ek g.f hai,bohot dumb sawal karta hai tu...

KHANAK-yaar,abhi abhi ye dono couple bane hain...aise me jitna bhi personal time mile,kam hi lagega naa...

NAISHA-true that...aadha school yahan ya phir indoor stadium me practice kar raha hai aur baaki bhi in dono jagah par chill kar rahe hain...

class rooms hain khaali...aise me un rooms ko inki tarah love birds hi utilize karenge naa...

ohhooooo.....


NAISHA ki baat par na maine koi jawab diya aur naahi NEW GIRL ne jisse dekh hum dono ko dekh hooting karne lage the sab...


HEY SAM,HANSH IS HERE...


hum se ek saal senior banda tha ye jiski awaaz sun hum sab palte uski taraf...


SAM-HANSH...!!..HANSH PATEL...

SENIOR-yup...permission nahi li thi usne isiliye entry me wait kar raha hai tera...


HANSH PATEL...is saal ka second year college freshman hai ye...

par usse pehle tak SAMRAT ka student tha ye aur 3 saal pehle tak interschool 100 metre champ bhi the HANSH PATEL...

early 2019 me SAM woh pehla ladka tha jisne HANSH ko haraya tha aur champion ka khitaab usse chhina tha...

apne school ke last year me haarna aur woh bhi ek junior boy se,kaafi insult feel kiya tha HANSH ne...

acha khaasa back lash hua tha HANSH aur SAM ke beech par SAM ke strong background ki wajah se zyada kuch kar nahi paaya tha HANSH par phir woh khud hi shaant ho gaya tha...

apne school ke aakhri din he invited SAM to his farewell party and there,dono ne apna dispute call off kar diya...

SANVY nahi gaya tha us party me par us shaam ki detailing puri thi uske paas...

khair,HANSH ke college jaane ke baad he and SAM never met... abhi tak toh nahi...

yahi wajah thi ki HANSH ka naam sun khush ho gaya tha SAM...


SAM-aata hum guyzz...


turant khada ho entry gate ki taraf badh chuka tha SAM...


NITS-abbe...teri G.F toh idhar hi baithi hai... phir ghadi dekh kidhar khisak raha hai tu...???dekh le DIMPLE, kahin aur taanka bhidakar naa rakha ho tere majnu ne...

MAI-usse dekhne ki koi zaroorat nahi hai...

"jab godh me mere chaand gira hai, phir aasman me kis chiz ki talab rakhun mai"...

NAISHA-OHHHOOO..kya baat hai SANVY...!!! how romantic yaar...

MAI-aata hun washroom se...


jahan ek taraf NAISHA ko wink kar aage badh gaya mai wahin meri baat sun sharm se gaal laal ho gaye the NEW GIRL ke...


MAI-PURAN bhaiya...SAM aaya tha is taraf...!!!

PURAN-haan...kuch ladke aaye the usse milne..unhi ke saath udhar PRIMEVAL ki taraf gaya hai woh...

kyun,kuch problem hai kya...???

MAI-nahi,woh mujhe bhi bulaya tha usne idhar... isiliye pucha...


PRIMEVAL SIRIUS ke old kindergarten ko kaha jaata hai joki main campus se bahar right hand side hai...

PRIMEVAL ka centre point ek bohot hi khubsoorat aur dense tulip garden hai jiske dono chhoron par baithne ke liye permanent couches aur benches bane hue hain...

khair, PURAN bhaiya ke location batate hi mai us PRIMEVAL ke taraf badh chala tha...

aur jaise hi mai PRIMEVAL ke andar ghusa, saamne ke nazaren ne mere yahan aane ke shak ko sahi kar diya...

HANSH ke bulaawe par uske jis farewell party me gaya tha SAM, EKPREET bhi gaya tha uske saath...

SAM toh busy ho gaya tha HANSH ke saath joki usse badi khushi ke saath time spend kar raha tha par EKPREET ne HANSH ke friend's ko notice kiya tha jo badi khunnas ke saath SAM ko ghure jaa rahe the...

SAM ko bataya tha usne ye baat par SAM ne ye bolkar taal diya tha ki har group me kuch chutiya toh hote hi hain...

mai bhi tha us waqt wahan isiliye mere dimag me bhi woh baat baith chuki thi aur acha hi hua ki i remembered kyunki ussiki wajah se aaj mai sahi time par yahan pahunch gaya tha...

mujhse thodi door kul 5 log moujud the ek shed ke neeche jinme se chaar SAMRAT ke lounde the...

ek unme se HANSH tha aur baaki chaar jinhone is waqt SAM ko dobocha sa hua tha,woh SAMRAT ke current lounde the..

unme se ek DUSHYANT bhi tha...wahi jisse pichle saal uske hi school ke paas pela tha maine...

aur us din ki tarah scene aajka bhi same hi tha...HANSH ke haath me SAM ki taang todne ke liye ek hockey stick thi par filhal SAM ne usse apni chhor se pakda hua tha...

mobile nikaal kuch type kiya maine aur...


MAI-hockey pakadne se kya hoga be loudu...jhatka dekar le apne haathon me aur...

MAAR MADARCHODON KO...


aaj kaafi dino baad apna takiya kalaam bola tha maine jiske baad mere kadam rook nahi paaye...

tez bhaaga mai SAM ki taraf aur ye dekh jiski haalath sabse zyada patli hui, woh tha DUSHYANT...

abhi mai chand metres door tha un sabse ki tabhi DUSHYANT jisne SAM ka ek kandha jakda hua tha,uski pakad dheeli hoti chali gayi aur aise hote hi jhatka de us haath ko chhudate hue apne dono haathon se hockey stick pakad liya tha SAM ne...

CHR...

DHAKKK...DHAKKKK......

pahunchne hi waala mai HANSH ke paas ki tabhi right ki taraf ke tulip me kuch hulchal mehsoos ki maine...

un sabke saath aaya ek aur banda hi tha ye jisse shayad DUSHYANT ne aise hi kisi time ke liye jab mai aaun,chhupa kar rakha hua tha...

par isse pehle ki woh mujhpar jhapat paata,mai HANSH ke sir par pahunch chuka tha..

ek tez punch maara tha maine uske thobde par jispar ek tez karah ke saath woh side me girta chala gaya...

par uske girne se uske aur SAM ke haathon ke beech fasa HOCKEY STICK jisne un dono ke darmiyan ek balance bhi banaya hua tha,woh balance off ho gaya...

issi disbalance ne SAM ke haathon ke grip ko bhi dheela kar diya...

result,hockey stick neeche gir gaya tha...

khair, mere punch se HANSH bhale hi knock out ho gaya tha par mai movement me hi raha...

ghumte hue naa sirf maine us chuppe bande ke grip me apne aap ko aane se bacha liya,balki agle hi pal meri ek rotating leg hit uske thobde par padh chuki thi...


DHAKK...DHAKKK...BHAKKKK...

SHIT....AHHHH.....

SAM-SANVY...

MAADARCHOD...


DUSHYANT toh pehle hi PRIMEVAL ke dusre gate ki taraf bhaag nikla tha...baaki ke bache teen loundo ko bhi round punches aur knee up hit maar abhi zameen par pade hi the mere pair ki tabhi ek baar phir apne right taraf ke TULIP me hulchal mehsoos ki maine...

ek aur banda tha ye SAMRAT ka joki phoolon ke mote jhurmut ki aad me chuppa hua tha...

usne bahar aate hi jump laga di thi mujhpar jispar halka side hath uske ek baanh ko hawa me hi lock kiya maine aur ghumate hue usse dusri taraf fek diya par tabhi...

left ki taraf bane tulip ke jhurmut se ek aur banda bahar aa chuka tha...itna hi nahi,zameen par pada woh hockey stick bhi uske haathon ke grip ke beech fasa hua tha jisse badi tezi se ghuma diya tha usne...

nishana uska mere ghutne the par nano seconds pehle dekh liya tha maine uske hand swing ko aur isiliye upar jump laga thi maine par thodi der ho ho gayi...

ghutna toh miss ho gaya par knee ke just neeche SHIN ko hit kar gaya HOCKEY STICK...

aisa hote hi turant zameen par gir pada th mai...leg ke sabse nukile aur nikle hue haddi par pada ke joint par pada tha hockey isiliye pain unbearable tha...

chillaya toh nahi mai par dard itna zyada tha ki ghutne mod apne pair ko pakadne ke beech mere aankhon ne mujhse bina puche hi jawab de diya tha...

chalak pade the mere aansu jinhe peete hue mai ho rahe asahaniya dard ko bardasht karne ki koshish kar raha tha...


DHAKKK...

DIMPLE-SANVY......

NITS-MAADARCHODON...rooko,tumhari maiya ki daiya chodu,loudo...


jisne mere pair par waar kiya tha,uske haath se hockey chhin uske gaand par ek zor ka stick swing kiya tha SAM ne...

apna pichwada pakad tezi se aage badh gaya tha woh...

wahin HANSH aur baaki sab bhi humse thoda door ho chuke the aur jab DIMPLE ke saath mere baaki dost bhi pahunche spot par toh un sabko dekh turant DUSHYANT ki tarah second exit door ki taraf bhaage woh sab...

SAM un sabke piche bhaagne hi waala tha par meri haalath dekh hockey stick chhod woh mere paas aa gaya tha par NITS aur SONU nahi ruka...

maadarchhod aur jitne bhi chod hote hai,un sabko bakte hue woh dono bhaage SAMRAT waalon ke peeche par faayda kuch hona tha nahi...

distance unke beech achi khaasi thi aur jis jis tarah se planned attack kiya tha un sabne, matlab saaf tha ki escape ke liye pehle hi us exit gate ke bahar vehicle rakha hua tha un sabne...


DIMPLE-SANVY...

MAI-aaah,that hurts...


DIMPLE ne mere sir ko godh me ke liya tha aur ANJALI ne mere injured leg ko pakda hua tha...

body parts mere dono alag hold kiye hue the dono ne par expression dono ka ek hi tha...

aansuon se bhiga hua tha un dono ka face...


MAI-stop....


chot dekhne ke liye meri pant upar karne lagi thi ANI par kyunki halki narrow pehenta hun mai apni school pant isiliye movement hote hi ragad feel hui mere SHIN me increasing my pain...

turant rook gaye the ANI ke haath...

NITS-bhaag gaye saale... behenchod plan karke aaye the sab...

SONU-llekin cchoddenge nnahi saalon ko...

EKPREET-naa...pange ka rule bhul gaya kya...

jo hota hai,on the spot hota hai...unhe bas bhasad macha yahan se nikalna tha jo nikal gaye woh...

ab hum kuch bhi karen,kisi na kisi ko beech me daal compro ka rona royenge saale...

NITS-bhosdike,mootne gaya tha tu toh...saale,idhar aa raha tha toh hume saath nahi laa sakta tha gaandu...

aur tu loude,tere tau ka ladka lagta hai kya woh HANSH jo maiya chudaane mooh uthakar aaya tha idhar akele...

SAM-arre,we ended his last season on good terms...mujhe laga ki itna bada event hone waala hai isiliye wish karne aaya hai woh...

NITS-saale tere har bhasad ke baare me is chutiya ko hamesha andaza ho jaata hai par tu jhaantumal hamsha bhonda bana rehta hai...

kaahe ka intelligent hai be tu...!!!

MAI-bas karo be chodu log.. pair ka dard dimaag me pahuncha diye ho dono...

DIMPLE-SANVY,lete raho...i have called for my car...aati hi hogi,we will go to the hospital...

MAI-home...drop me home...

DIMPLE-are you nuts...!!!bone crack, serious fracture ho sakta hai, we have to treat you...we will treat you...

MAI-i will be treated but i am going home...

DIMPLE-SANVY...

ANJALI-its ok DIMPLE...nahi maanega woh...he hates hospitals...waise bhi,this is not the first time jab ladh kar injure hua hai ye...

pehle toh har hafte ki kahani thi ye...10 se zyada fractures mere saamne hue hain isse...


MAA ke ek family doctor hain,aise time me wahi isse ghar me hi treat karte hain...

but most importantly,jab bhi pain me hota hai ye,he needs his MOM...unki moujudgi pain killer ka kaam karti hai iske liye...


ANI ke clarification ke baad kuch kaha nahi DIMPLE ne par haath uske meri hatheli par kaste chale gaye the...

jis pair me laga tha mujhe,it was shaking aur ye dekh mere dard ka andaza ho gaya tha usse...

infact koi bhi kuch nahi keh raha tha...bas apna apna sir pakde mujhe yun bebas sa lete dekh man hi man kudh rahe the sab...

TAPPP...TAPPP...TAPPP...TAPPP...

aankhein band kar apne dard ko pee hi raha tha mai ki tabhi NEW GIRL ke aankhon se nikle aansuon ki kuch boondein mere gaal par gir pade...

aankh khul gayi thi meri aur aisa hote hi meri nazar NEW GIRL ki laal ho rahi aankhon me theher si gayi...

phir hua ek chamatkar...



chot meri thi,par aankhen mere mehboob ki RONE LAGI THI...

ashk uske mere chehre par padh padh ke usse BHIGONE LAGI THI...

ab tak sirf MAA ke aanchal tale thi woh taaqat thi magar...

aaj meri mohabbat ki baahon me bhi meri taklif KAM HONE LAGI THI...








AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI...





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