AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF SIRUIS ME CLASSES SHURU HO CHUKI HAIN WAHIN DUSRI TARAF SANVY NITS KI REQUEST PAR DUBEY SIR KI CLASS RUKWA DETA HAI.
AB AAGE:-
CHAPTER-1
(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)
MEGA UPDATE-3
CITY-DEHRADUN
PLACE-SIRIUS
AFTER THE CLASSES:-
"AUR SATTU MIYAN"..KYA NAYI KHABAR...KITNE NEW STUDENTS AAYE HAIN IS BAAR AAPKE SECTION ME...
SAM ne pucha tha ye sawal SATISH VERMA urf jaisa ki SAM ne kaha tha,SATTU se joki tha pure school ka khabrilal...
kaun kiske saath hai, background checks aur baaki saari info related chizen inke paas first hand mil jaati hain..
khair,first day of SIRIUS off ho chuka tha aur kyunki ye summer classes the isiliye timing 9 se 12 bas thi...
isiliye kisi ko ghar jaane ki jaldi bhi nahi thi siway un students ke jo school bus se aana jaana karte the...
SAMEER,RAJAT aur EKPREET ke saath apni class ke saamne corridor me khada hi tha ki tabhi SATTU miyan aaye un sabke paas aur usse dekh pucha tha ye sawal SAMEER ne jispar...
SATTU-aaye toh bohot se naye students hain but charcha me aaj sirf ek hi bandi chhayi hui hai..
"RASHI SEHGAL"....
SAM-RASHI..naam toh sahi hai..hot kuch zyada hi hai kya...???
SATTU-hot...super hot bhai aur sirf chehra hi nahi,dimag bhi..subah se 6 ladkon ko jinhone approach kiya hai usse,gaal par chipka chuki hai un sabke..
waise bandi hai toh indian par mom uski spanish hai..ye bhi pichle 4 saal se wahin rahi hai..
gaali bhi aadhi english aur aadhi spanish me deti hai..puri spanish mirchi hai....
SAM-ohhh.spicy..kisiki daal nahi gali..
SATTU-aadhi gali hai ek hi..wahi,ROHAN ki..bas ussi ki friendship accept ki hai usne...
EKPREET-saala woh chutiya lagta hai ab ek aur nayi bandi ghumane ke firakh me hai...
HEY GUYS...KISIKI BAAT HO RAHI HAI...???
ye thi ANJALI ki awaaz jo NAISHA ke saath un sabke paas aakar khadi ho gayi jispar...
SAM-kuch nahi babes.. RASHI SEHGAL bolke koi nayi hot bandi aayi hai B section me, SATTU ussike baare me bata raha tha...
SAM ki baat sun usse ghurne lagi ANJALI jispar...
SAM-wo wo..chill babes..mai toh sabhi new admissions ki general info le raha tha isse toh isne us bandi ke baare me saamne se bataya..
EKPREET-aur SAM ki chinta mat kar tu,kyunki school ka heart throb kisi new bandi se tamacha khaate sahi nahi lagega...
EKPREET ki baat sun RAJAT aur SAM bhi muskurane lage jispar...
ANJALI-tamacha..!!!matlab...???
SAM ne ANJALI ko jo SATTU ne bataya tha,woh sab bata diya jispar jahan ek taraf NAISHA hasne lagi wahin ANJALI ke dimag me aayi ek nayi khurafat...
"aisa kuch nahi jisse ye banda DAR JAAYEGA.....
jahan koi khada tak nahi ho sakta,wahan se bhi tumhara bhai bekhouf GUZAR JAAYEGA.....
challenge accept kiya hai agar maine toh yaad rakhna ki...
mushkilen kitni hi kyun naa aaye,aakhir me SANVY apni sharth puri KAR JAAYEGA....
man hi man SANVY ka kuch der pehle class me bola dialogue budbudaya ANJALI ne..
darasal jab class me mai ye dialogue maar raha tha,tab meri baaju ki hi bench me apni ek friend se kuch lene aayi thi ANJALI aur tab usne mujhe woh lines bolte sun liya tha..
aur ab us dialogue ko budbudate hue usse jaise mujhe fasane ka tarika mil gaya tha...
ANJALI-dekhte hain MR.SANVY,kitne bade player hain aap...??
khudse hi ye bol class ki taraf nazar ghumayi usne aur aisa karte hi uske face par ek smile baach uthi..
REASON..
mai SONU aur NITS baat karte hue dheere dheere class se nikal rahe the...
NITS-bhosdike.. aunty kal se hi ghar par nahi hai aur tu abhi bata raha hai hume...
lodu,aunty ke aate tak mere ya sonu ke yahan nahi ruk sakta tha..
waise bhi,tu saath rehta hai toh mera baap kam bhadakta hai mujhpar...
MAI-waah re gandu,tera baap tujhe kam bake,uske liye mai tere ghar aakar rahun..!!!
SONU-bbakwwas mmat kkar SANVY...ppehhli bbaar ssahhhi bboll rrahha hai yye cchuttiyya...
auuntty nnahhi hhain gghar par ttoh ttujjhe humm mmesse kkissi ekk kke ghar rehhnna ttha...
NITS-aur nahi toh kya..??? waise agar hum dono bhi tere ghar ruk jaate toh sahi rehta..
actually zyada accha rehta..issi bahane 100,200 B.F bhi dekh chuke hote ab tak..
MAI-bas isiliye nahi bulaya bhosdike..tere liye b grade hall kholkar nahi baitha hun mai ghar par...
mooth se zyada safedh paani nikaal deta tu in do dino me...
NITS-abbe unwanted liquid ko bahar nikaal dene se stress door hota hai..par tum log kya samjhoge..
saale jhaantu log..
par ab woh sab chhod,aaj, infact abhi se jab tak aunty nahi aa jaati,tu mere yahan rahega..
mai phone kar deta hun,mom ko pata lagega ki tu aa raha hai toh sabkuch teri pasand ka hi banega...
saala ek toh ye samajh nahi aata ki kya mai wakayi apne maa baap ka saga beta hun ya godh liya tha un dono he mujhe..
meri pasand ka toh kabhi banta hi nahi kuch...
MAI-mujhe bhi kabhi kabhi aisa hi lagta hai.. tera baap jitna sharif hai,utna hi lawde ka baal hai tu..
NITS-beta mere baap ki shudh vaani nahi suni hai tune ab tak theek se.. mujhse dus guna zyada gaali bakta hai woh..
MAI-ab tera baap hai toh kuch toh GALATH hoga hi...khair,woh sab chhod...
mai tere ghar nahi,abhi tum dono mere ghar chal rahe ho...mom wapas aa gayi hogi..khana mere yahan hi khaiyo...
NITS-nahi yaar..hamesha ki tarah khana sunday ko hi khayenge tere yahan...
MAI-theek hai..par Sunday ko "CHETTINAD CHICKEN CURRY"nahi banegi...
(NOTE:-CHETTINAD CHICKEN CURRY ek south Indian dish hai joki meri mom ki speciality hai.. no one cooks it better than my mom..normally har sunday ye hamare ghar banta hai aur NITS aur SONU bina bulaye hi usse khaane tapak padte hain)
BACK TO THE STORY:-
NITS-kyun...???
tapak se pucha NITS ne jispar...
MAI-kyunki mom abhi bana rahi hai woh.. isiliye hi toh invite kar raha tha tum dono ko..
par koi naa, phir kabhi..
SONU-llawwdda pphirr kkabbhhi...
mmaii ttoh aa rraha hhun ttere ssaatth...
NITS-mai aa raha hun matlab...??mai kya raaste me khada hokar manjira bajaunga...??
SONU-iddea accha hhai..wwaise bbhi tteri sshakl bbhikkariyon wwalli hhi hai..ssuit kkaregga ttujjhe...
CLAP.....
sonu ki baat sun hum dono ne hi haste hue clap kiya jispar ghoor kar dekha NITS ne hume par isse pehle ki woh kuch kehta..
HIEE SANVYYYY...
ye meethi aur chashni se bhari awaaz thi ANJALI ki jo ek bade se smile ke saath mujhe dekh rahi thi..
aur uske is soft gesture ko dekh piche khade NAISHA, SAM, EKPREET aur RAJAT toh hairan hue hi par mere saath khade SONU aur NITS bhi aankhein faade usse dekhne lage..
par ye sabhi bhi jaan chuke thi ki zaroor ANJALI mujhe kisi chiz me fasane ke liye tigdam lagaye hui hai kyunki aise waqt me hi ye madam mujhe itne pyar se bulati thi...
wahin in sab ke beech SATISH urf SATTU toh mujhe dekhte hi dheere dheere khisakne laga tha..
REASON...
do saal pehle jo ROHAN & group ne mujhe akele paakar ghera tha,uska pata isne hi unhe diya tha...
aur us ladhayi me mera woh bhayankar roop dekhne ke baad se hi ye mujhse hamesha door hi rehta aaya tha...
khair,mera naam pukaar ANJALI mere saamne aakar khadi ho gayi aur uske piche piche NAISHA, SAM, EKPREET aur RAJAT bhi hamare paas aa chuke the jiske baad...
SAM-kya baat hai babes..???aaj itna pyar kaise aa gaya tumhe SANVY par...???
ANJALI-ab itne bade challenge master jo kabhi koi sharth nahi haarte,woh toh pyar aur respect dono hi deserve karte hain naa...!!!
ANJALI ki baat sun mai samajh gaya ki dubey sir waali baat isse pata chal chuki hai..
mere saath saath SONU aur NITS bhi ANJALI ki baat samajh chuke the aur isiliye..
NITS-oh betaji...ye zaroor tere lanka lagane ki soch rahi hai...
dheere se kaan me paas aakar kahi ye baat NITS ne jispar..
MAI-what do you want ANJALI...???
ANJALI-i wanna give you a challenge..accept karega ya dar gaya...!!!
SAM-wo..wo..babes no.. SANVY kuch nahi karega...
MAI-chill SAM...ANJALI, challenge accept kar,warna tu dar gaya..
ye baccho ke tricks kaam nahi karenge mujhpar..
but having said that,pehli baar saamne se kuch maanga hai tune mujhse..
bhale challenge hi sahi..mana kaise kar dun..!!! challenge accepted...bol kya karna hai...??
meri baat sun ek pal paused hi ho gayi thi ANJALI par phir...
ANJALI-alright than...B section me ek new chick aayi hai...RASHI SEHGAL...uska number laakar dikha toh maanu...!!!
MAI-sattu,idhar aa beta...
thoda zor se bola maine kyunki ab tak dheere dheere karke SATTU corridor cross kar stairs ke paas pahunch chuka tha par meri awaaz pad gayi uske kaano me jiske baad woh turant ghuma aur meri taraf wapas badha aur paas aaate aate..
SATTU-aur kya haal chaal SANVY BHAI...tu toh yaar bhul hi gaya mujhko,hain...
daant nipor ye sab bolte hue mere paas aane laga woh aur theek mere aage aakar khada hua par jab usne dekha ki mai bas chupchap usse ghoore jaa raha hun toh usse laga ki usne anjaane me mere saath kuch GALATH kar diya hai..
aur aisa interpretation karte hi uske face par jo smile thi, woh dar me badal gayi jiske baad...
SATTU-bhai maa kasam,kuch bhi nahi kiya hai maine...
MAI-khaa mat be...RASHI SEHGAL..puri info de...
meri baat sun SATTU ke chehre se dar turant gayab hua aur agle hi pal woh apne khabrilal waale avtar me turant transform ho gaya...
RASHI ke baare me jo jo baatein usne SAM,EKPREET aur RAJAT ko batayi thi,woh sab usne mujhe bhi bata di jiske baad..
MAI-abhi kahan hai woh bandi..??
SATTU-bhai,5 minute pehle toh class me hi thi...woh board se saare classes aur routines ko note down kar rahi thi...
SATTU ki baat khatm hone par ek nazar maine B section aur uske paas waale area ki taraf daudayi aur kuch seconds rook us class ki taraf badh chala jispar..
SAM-all the best buddy..
NITS-haan,bhai,dekh,tere bhai ki izzat ka sawal hai...fod dena..
ANJALI-fod dena.. seriously..usse us ladki ka number laana hai,usse maarna nahi hai...
aur maar dhaadh chhod tere us looser friend ko kuch aata hai bhi kya..??dekhna,aaj jab ladki se padegi tab pata chalega usse ki zyada ucchalna kitna GALATH hota hai..
NITS-oye ANJALI UDAASI...band kar apni UDAAS baatien......jaanti hi kya hai tu SANVY ke baare me..
fark nahi padta matter ladhayi ka ho ya kuch aur,aisa koi challenge nahi jo mera bhai uthaye aur usse pura naa kar paaye...
ANJALI-we will see...
SONU-ttu ddekkhh...hhume pehlle sse hi ppatta hhai...
wahan woh sab baaton me lage the aur yahan mai B section ke door ke bahar khada ho chuka tha..
ek pal nazar ghumayi har taraf maine aur phir..
MAI-VIVEK.....
ye naam zara zor se bolta hua class ke andar ghus gaya mai jahan siwaye ek ladki ke joki ki i was sure RASHI hi thi,aur koi nahi tha...
routines likh liye the usne aur copy apne bag ke andar hi rakh rahi thi woh ki tabhi meri awaaz sun uski nazar entrance ki taraf gayi jahan se mai andar aa raha tha..
dekh mai bhi ussiko raha tha..bandi wakayi hot thi..red blazer,andar white shirt,black & white zebra print tie aur waisi hi skirt joki SIRIUS ka girls dress code tha,kaafi jach raha tha ye costume uspar...
anyways,check out kiya nahi maine zyada usse aur ek baar nazar us khaali class room ne ghumane ke baad...
MAI-VIVEK KHUJOOR...kitni der hue usse class se nikle..
sidhe sawal hi kiya maine usse ye jisse sun..
RASHI-i don't know.. actually i haven't got every bodies name yet..
MAI-ohh.. so you are new..hey..i am SANVEER...friends call me SANVY....
meri baat sun ek pal ghura RASHI ne mujhe aur phir sir daayen baayen shake kar...
RASHI-seriously.. that's your way to approach a girl..pehle kisi random bande ka naam lo aur ussi bahane naam aur intro maang lo..
that's shit..next time,try some thing better but not with me..
"TODOS USTEDES SON MERODEADORES"(YOU ALL ARE LURKERS)
aakhri baat ya phir ye kahun ki taunt spanish me boli usne aur apna bag pack karne lagi..
wahin mai uski baat par smile karta hua araam se khada hi tha ki tabhi mujhe door ke bahar kuch aahat feel hui aur woh sun mai turant palta..
ROHAN MALHOTRA...
ye wahi tha jo kuch aur girls ke saath class me enter kar raha tha aur jahan RASHI ko dekh uske face par smile naach uthi thi, wahin mujhe dekh uski woh smile toh ek pal me gayab ho hi gayi par saath hi saath uska pura facial expression hi change ho gaya..
usse lag raha tha ki subah ke liye mai usse maarne ke liye yahan aaya hun aur ye feel kar dar uske face par saaf dikhne laga..
wahin ghoor mai bhi usse raha tha aur isiliye...
ROHAN-dekh SANVY...i dont wanna mess with you...aur abhi hum class me hain..yahan agar kuch hua toh webcam ke through PRINCIPAL ko pata chal hi jaayega aur is baar nahi bach paayega tu..
ROHAN ki baat sun mai uski taraf badha..waise aur koi mauka hota toh ab tak ROHAN bhaag khada hua hota but RASHI jo pehle hi uske mere aage behaviour ko dekh hairan thi,uski nazar me woh khudki aur faziddat nahi karwana chahta tha..
isiliye darte hue hi dhamki di thi usne mujhe jispar uske paas pahunch...
MAI-tujhe maarne ke liye jagah ki fikr karne ki zaroorat nahi hai SANVY ko..
jahan chahun,wahan maarunga mai tujhe aur araam se bach kar nikal bhi jaaunga..lagata hai sharth toh dikhaun karke phir...
meri baat par kuch kaha nahi ROHAN ne.. kuch seconds mujhe ghoorte rehne ke baad palath class se bahar nikal gaya woh aur aisa hote hi mai rashi ki taraf palta jo aankhein faade mujhe hi dekh rahi thi...usse dekh...
MAI-not all guyz are lurker miss..
usne jo spanish me kaha tha,ussika jawab maine english me diya jisse sun aankhein aur zyada badi ho gayi uski jisse uski aakhri hadh tak pahunchaya meri agli baat ne..
MAI-buts it's ok..i understand..waise bhi...
SOY RESPONSABLE DE LO QUE TE DIGO,NO DE LO QUE ENTIENDES...
(i am responsible for what i say,not for what you understand)
spanish me is kahawat ko bol mai muskurate hue class se bahar nikal gaya..
B section se nikal mai apni class ki taraf badh chala jahan mere sabhi dost aur khaas kar ANJALI mera wait kar rahe the aur mujhe dekh woh sab turant meri taraf lapke aur phir....
NITS-mila bhai number..mil hi gaya hoga.bhai,sabse pehle number mujhe de... apni class se us RASHI ke saath apni rashi bhidane ka kaam tera bhai hi karega...
MAI-number de deta tujhe bhai par ab tak mila nahi mujhe...
YESS..YESSS..YESSS....
meri baat sun jahan ek taraf NITS ka mooh utar gaya wahin ANJALI meri haar par khushi ke maarne apni jagah par ucchalne lagi.
usko yun fudakdte dekh NAISHA, SAM, EKPREET aur RAJAT hasne lag gaye the..
wahin kuch der tak yunhi bandaron ki tarah ucchalte rehne ke baad ANJALI ruki aur meri taraf ghum..
ANJALI-toh the great SANVEER AHARYA challenge lene ke baad haar gaye,haan..!!!
NITS-saale,tere jaane ke baad kitni badi badi baat ki thi maine tere baare me..sabke saamne naak hi kata di tune meri...
ANJALI-so,mr SANVEER AHARYA..maante ho na khudko looser...
MAI-kabhi nahi...aur isse pehle ki tu koi naya faaltu dialogue maare..just wait for some time..
ANJALI-acha..aur usse kya hoga..kya woh ladki khud yahan aakar tujhe apna number..!!!???
EXCUSE ME...SANVEER....
ANJALI ke aakhri shabd bote hi uske thode piche se aayi ye awaaz joki RASHI ki hi thi..
jahan uski awaaz sun ANJALI ka mooh ek dum se band ho gaya wahin RASHI ko dekh NITS ka toh mooh pura ka pura khul chuka tha..
aur aisa hona laazmi bhi tha..RASHI has the looks to die for..
SAMEER, EKPREET aur RAJAT bhi RASHI ko checkout karne me lag chuke the jiski pratikriya me RAJAT ki G.F, NAISHA ne usse pinch bhi kar liya tha..
anyways,in sab se alag RASHI ne jaise hi mujhe pukara,mai ANJALI ki side se hota hua uske saamne jaakar khada ho gaya jispar..
RASHI-hye & class me rude behave karne ke liye sorry... actually subah se itne random bando ne approach kar liya tha ki unka ghussa tumpar nikal gaya...
MAI-strange...random toh mai bhi hun...
RASHI-i don't think so...random bande slangy lines bolkar khudko cool show karte hain,tumne aisa kuch nahi kiya...
MAI-point..
RASHI-by the way i am RASHI SEHGAL...
MAI-SANVEER AHARYA...
RASHI-well that i know..what i want to know is ki are you from spain...or are your parents or either of them from their...???
MAI-nopes..pure indian...
RASHI-so how come itni achi Spanish bol lete ho tum...???
MAI-hahaha..ek sentence bol lene se spanish nahi aa jaati..
RASHI-mai samjhi nahi..
MAI-tumne kaha tha na ki try something better...toh tumhe approach karne se pehle woh quote spanish me rat liya tha maine...
socha kaam kar jaayega...
RASHI-hahahahaha... that's really smart..aur woh kaam kar bhi gaya... friend...!!!
ye bol hand shake ke liye apna haath aage kiya RASHI ne apna jispar maine uska haath pakda aur..
MAI-can i have your number...???
RASHI-ohho..i must say,kaafi tez ho tum...abhi abhi dosti hui aur sidhe number...
MAI-matlab number nahi dogi...??
RASHI-aisa toh nahi kaha maine..phone do apna,mai save kar deti hun...
MAI-ANJALI.. phone do beta apna...
bade pyar se bulaya maine apne piche khunnas me khadi ANJALI ko jisse sun mere sabhi dost hasne lag gaye..
wahin ANJALI ka mobile jo woh apne haath me hi pakdi hui thi,usse jhapat chhin liya maine aur uske thobde ke saamne rakh diya...
face recognition on tha uske phone me aur isiliye face detect karte hi lock khul gaya uska jiske baad mobile RASHI ko pakda diya maine jispar pehle se hairan khadi RASHI ne mujhe dekha aur....
RASHI-tum uska phone kyun de rahe ho mujhe...???
MAI-kyunki tumhara number mujhe nahi,in madam ko chahiye tha...
RASHI-really..but kyun...???
MAI-woh actually madam nayi nayi lesbian me convert hui hain aur tum inki pehli crush ho...
HAHAHAHAHA....
DHABBBBB.....
jahan meri baat sun RASHI ki aankhein badi ho gayi, ek baar phirse baaki sab zoron se hasne lag gaye wahin ANJALI ne maara mere peeth par ek zor ka mukka jispar mai bhi has pada aur..
MAI-baaki ki details ANJALI aur in teeno se le lena..mai late ho raha hun..bye..bye guys....
un sabko bye bol bina aage kuch sune NITS aur SONU ko liye mai wahan se nikal gaya jiske baad..
SAM-dont take him seriously.. actually ANJU ne usse sharth lagayi thi tumhara number laane ki jo woh jeet gaya...
by the way,i am SAMEER..
RASHI-i know..afterall,SIRIUS jaise school ke heart throb ko kaun nahi jaanega...ROHAN aur tum sabse zyada famous ho yahan..
morning se hi sabhi girls tum dono ke baare me hi drool kar rahi hain...
iske baad SAM ne RASHI ko ANJALI, EKPREET,RAJAT aur NAISHA ka bhi proper intro de diya aur phir lage woh sab apne chat par..
toh inhe inki new bonding karne dete hain aur hum chalte hain wapas apne hero ki taraf...
SANEEL'S RESIDENCE....
aaj bhi yahi naam jagmagata tha SANVEER ke ghar ke bahar lage name plate par jiske side me roki NITS ne apni scooty jiske baad...
NITS-MMMMMMMMMM..bhai kya khushbu hai yaar chicken ki..saali bhook badh gayi...
SONU-llakk llakkk shukriya uss mmarre hhue mmurrge kka jjisne isski bbakwass bband kkarwwa di....
school se abhi tak lagatar RASHI ke saath apne future imaginary relationship ke khalayi pulaav pakata aa raha tha NITS jisse finally chicken curry ki khusboo ne viraam laga diya tha..
khair,SONU ki baat sun..
NITS-saala jalta hai ye mere sunahare bhavishya ki kalpana se..par abhi aur koi topic par discussion nahi hoga..
chalo yaaron,pehle chicken pelte hain..sabse pehle mai hi apni pasand ke pieces lunga bata deta hun..
beech me mooh aur haath mat maariyo dono..
ye bol ghar andar bhaagne ko hua NITS jispar..
MAI-rook ja gandu..abhi 15 minute hai chicken banane me...araam se chal...
NITS-lawda 15 minute..tujhe kaise pata...!!!
MAI-andaza lagaya...
ye bol mai un dono ke saath main door ki taraf badh chala..
chota sa par kaafi beautiful ghar tha mera..
single storey 2 bhk ghar jiski shuruwat hoti thi ek chote se aangan se..angan me bana tha ek chota sa garden jisme gulab ke teen varient,red,pink aur white colour ke poudhe lage hue the...
saath hi saath arabian jasmine (mongra) ke bhi kayi poudhe lage the aangan ke dono taraf...
aangan ke end par the woh 8 stairs jinhe chadh main door ke paas jaaya jaata tha..
main door se enter karte hi ek meduim size hall jiske centre end me meri is ghar me sabse pyari chiz rakhi hui thi..
AQUARIUM jo mom ne aaj se 3 saal pehle mere birthday ke din kharida tha..
sofa aur dusri saaj sajja ki chizon ke saath hall me hi ek dining hall bhi laga tha jahan normally raat ko hi jab mom aur mai ek saath ghar par hote the, saath baith kar dinner karte the but occasionally, jaise ki aaj jab unki field trip joki DOIWALA me thi,MAA jaati thi toh unka return dopahar me hi ho jaata tha sur sise me lunch bhi hum saath hi karte the...
anyways, main door joki khula hua hi tha,usse hote hue hum andar hall me pahunche jahan pehle hi chicken banane waali kadchi aur apni sadabahar smile liye meri maa hamare taraf hi mooh kiye khadi thi aur hume ya phir ye kahun ki mujhe dekh unki woh smile aur badh gayi..
aage badhne se pehle is pehle chapter ki sabse behatarin character, MRS VERONICA PAUL AHARYA ka intro ho jaaye..
(VERONICA PAUL AHARYA..naam aur pehle surname se hi pata chal gaya hoga aap sabko ki christian hain ye...
waise shadi ke baad apna surname sirf AHARYA karna chahti thi ye but dad ne aisa unhe karne nahi diya...anyways, VERONICA PAUL AHARYA ka facial description chand lafzon me nahi kiya jaa sakta...
khubsurti ki aakhri hadh hain ye..ek line me bolun toh agar kisi GODDESS ko human face diya jaaye toh woh kuch inki tarah hi dikhengi...
5.8 height,rang kashmiri fair jisme halki natural pinkish radiance mixed thi,inke vyaktitv ko aur nikhar deta tha...
40 ki umar hai filhal inki par dekh kar koi nahi keh sakta ki inka SANVEER jaisa bada beta hoga..
inke pati ki death ke baad najaane kitne hi logon ne approach kiya inhe shaadi ke liye par inhone sabko mana kar diya..
inka inke bete ke saath relationship aisa hai ki dekhne waalon ko yahi lagta hai ki SANVEER ko VERONICA se behter MAA mil hi nahi sakti thi joki sach bhi tha aur SANVEER is baat se ittefaq bhi rakhta tha but kehta aur dikhata kabhi nahi tha.
SANVEER ka ghussa,uski stubbornness bhi jaise ye handle karti thi,woh kabile taarif tha.. profession se ye B.O.B ki DEHRADUN DISTRICT bank me SCALE 3 FIELD OFFICER thi..
75 thousand salary thi inki jisse 6 thousand toh P.F aur baaki investment plans me chala jaata tha par inka sabse bada kharch joki 40 thousand har mahine ka tha,woh hota tha SANVEER ki monthly fees me...
bohot hi simple life jeeti thi ye aur kabhi khudpar koi bhi kharch karne se pehle inhe bas SANVEER ke expenses ki chinta rehti thi...
toh ye tha MRS VERONICA PAUL AHARYA ka ek chota sa intro..baaki toh kahani ke aage badhne ke saath saath inhe aap aur behatar samajh hi jaayenge....
isiliye filhal ke liye BACK TO THE STORY:-
HELLO AUNTY...HHELLO AAUNNTY...
maa ko dekhte hi SONU aur NITS ne unhe wish kiya jispar ek pyari si smile dete hue..
MAA-hello bacchon..chicken banane me bas 10 se 15 minute aur lagenge.. tab tak freshen up...
chicken ke baare me jo maine bataya tha,wahi MAA ne bhi bataya jisse sun..
NITS-gazab lounde... calculation toh ekdum sahi baitha tera...
dheere se fusfusaya NITS mere kaano me..wahin is beech mom hamare paas aa chuki thi jiske baad...
MAA-hello my baby..kaisa hai mera champ....???
apne left hand se mere baal ko bigadte hua mere gaalon ko chum kahi ye baat maa ne jispar..
MAI-MAA,not my hair..kitne baar bola hai mat kiya karo aise...and stop kissing me..mai 5 saal ka nahi hun ab...
mooh banate hue ye saari baat boli maine aur bag sofe par fekh wahin baith saamne table par rakhi bottle se paani peena laga jispar..
NITS-saale tujhe pata nahi hai ki kitna lucky hai tu jo aunty tujhe itna pyar se chum kar greet karti hai..
ek meri maa hai jo har baar mera swagat koi na koi gaali dekar hi karti hai...
MAI-ab teri shakl hi aisi hai toh isme aunty ka kya kasoor...
maa,jaldi karo naa,bhukh tez lag rahi hai..
maa jo humari baaton ko sun bas muskura rahi thi, meri aakhri baat sun jaise unhe achanak se hi chicken ki yaad aayi aur..
MAA-arre,mai bhi naa...bas 10 minute baitho baccho..lunch completely ready ho jaayega...
SONNU-nnahhi nnahhi aaunnty..isski bbat mmat ssuno...
jjitnna timme lagnna hhai,laggne ddo..humm waitt kkarrengge..
NITS-aur nahi toh kya...???saale, aunty aaj hi trip ae aayi hai aur aate hi khana bhi banane lag gayi aur tujhe aur jaldi padi hai..
araam se hoga sab..bhuk zyada lag rahi hai toh bahar jaake khaale kuch...
MAI-whatever..mai chala fresh hone...
MAA-tum dono bhi fresh ho jaao beta...
SONU-nnahhi aunnty..hhum ppehle aappkki hhellp kkarennge...
NITS-exactly...
MAA-uski zaroorat nahi hai bacchon..sab kuch ho hi gaya hai..
NITS-phir bhi..hum toh madad karenge matlab karenge..aur aap mana nahi karengi...
MAA-theek hai bhai..chalo, plates nikalne me madad kar do tum dono..
NITS-now that's more like it..
ye bol MAA,NITS aur SONU ek saath kitchen me chale gaye..
jahan MAA chicken me kadchi chalane lagi wahin andar store room se NITS aur SONU plates nikalne lage aur is dauran..
NITS-aap kitne baje aaye aunty..???
MAA-bas beta,1 ghanta hua hai..
NITS-really..aur aate hi khana banane lag gayi aap...aur woh bhi chicken.... matlab aap market bhi gayi...
kya zaroorat thi iski...???
MAA-relax baccho..mujhe SANVY ke liye khana banana acha lagta hai..
infact apne field trips me bhi mujhe bas yahi baat khalti hai ki SANVY ko khud apne liye khana banana padega..
aur rahi baat chicken ki toh woh mujhe laane ki zaroorat hi nahi padi...
SANVY ko maalum tha ki kuch bhi ho jaaye,mai aate hi uske liye khaana aur khaas kar chicken joki tum dono ki hi tarah, uski bhi favourite hai,banaungi hi...
chicken shop morning 6 baje hi khul jaata hai..SANVY ussi time jaakar chicken le aaya tha..
waise aaj SANVY school late pahuncha tha naa...
NITS-haan,aapko kaise pata..???
MAI-rice,daal aur uske haathon ki bani meri favourite dish PANEER PASANDA jo bana rahe the janab subah se..
late toh hoga hi...
MAA ki baat sun NITS aur SONU ek dusre ko dekhne lage jiske baad..
NITS-is saale ko bachpan se jaanta hun mai par kya kabhi isse samajh bhi paaunga mai...
jahan NITS ki baat par mom bas smile karne lag gayi wahin SONU ke man me kuch sawal the jo usne khudme daba kar rakhe the par woh aaj puchna chah raha tha woh saare sawal aur isiliye...
SONU-aunntty,aggar aappkko bburra nna llage ttoh mmai kkucch ppucchhun...???
MAA-tumhe bhumika baandhne ki zaroorat nahi hai SONU..tum mere liye SANVY se kam nahi ho.jo puchna hai pucho...???
SONU-SANVY kkabbhi bbhi appne dad kke barre mme bbaat nnahi kkarta...
shhurru shhurru mme hhum jjab usse unnkke bbarrre mme ppuchte tthe ttoh wwoh ya ttoh bbaat gghuma ddeta ttha yya nnarraz hho jjata tha...
kkayi bbaar mmaine usse hall mme lagi uncle kki photto ko ddekhkkar bbhi anndekkha kkarte ppaya hhai..
aissa kkyun....???
SONU ki baat par mom ke face par hamesha se dikhne waali smile ek pal ke liye gayab ho gayi aur ye dekh SONU ko laga jaise usne kuch GALATH puch liya tha aur isiliye..
SONU-aunnty,aggar mmaine kkoi GGALATHH...
MAA-aisa kuch nahi hai beta..bas,unka zikr hua toh unka face aankhon ke aage ghum gaya..
SANVY naraaz hai apne dad se isiliye unki baat ya zikr ko neglect kar deta hai...
NITS-naraaz hai...!!!par kyun...!!!
MAA-SANEEL ek accident me guzre the..
NITS-hume pata hai aunty..bas itna hi bataya hai uncle ki death ke baare me SANVY ne hume..
MAA-jaanti hun..kyunki puri baat woh hai jiski wajah se woh apne dad se naraaz hai...
darasal jis accident me SANEEL guzre the,woh accident asal me unke best friend ka tha aur unhi ko bachane ke liye SANEEL beech me kood pade the...
kisi aur ke hisse ka mout unhone khudke gale laga liya tha aur isiliye SANVY naraz hai unse..
usse lagta hai jaise SANEEL ne apne us dost ko mujhse aur usse upar rakha..
kisi aur ki mout ko khudke liye chunte waqt unhone ek baar bhi mere aur unke bete ke baare me nahi socha...
NITS-strange... SANVY aisa sochta hai jabki woh khud kayi baar mere aur SONU ke liye kisi se bhi bhid jaata hai bina ye soche ki isse usko kitna khatra ho sakta hai...
MAA-kyunki us waqt woh ek dost ki tarah sochta hai par jab baat SANEEL ki aati hai toh woh ek bete ki logics lagata hai..
ye dono baap bete ek se hi hain par SANVY is sach ko maanana nahi chahta aur mai is fact ko uspar impose nahi karna chahti...
apne me hi khoye hue maano apne late husband aur bete ko ek hi frame me dekh rahi hon,kahi ye baat MAA ne jisne SONU ke sawalon ko jaise ek jhatke me hi rok sa diya..
wahin mahoul ko serious dekh uska rookh modhe ke liye..
NITS-waise aunty ek baat jhooth boli aapne...
NITS ke is naye sawal se naa sirf MAA apne khayalon se bahar aa gayi balki unke face ki woh swabhavik smile bhi lout aayi aur..
MAA-ab maine kaun sa jhooth bol diya bhala...!!!!????
NITS-aapne aapke is special chettinad chicken ko SANVY ka favourite bataya par aisa toh hai hi nahi..
MAA-acha.. aur tumhe aisa kyun lagta hai...???
NITS-common aunty..ye toh obvio hi hai..humne yahan uske saath baithkar saikdon baar aapki ye dish khaayi hai.
aur jab bhi khayi hai,taarif ki hai woh bhi nonstop..
par aaj tak SANVY ne toh kabhi taarif toh door ki baat hai, chicken acha bana hai,ye tak nahi kaha..
jab bhi pucha hai aapne toh har baar bas itna hi bola hai usne"hmm,theek hai"...
SANVY ki nakal karte hue kahi ye baat NITS ne jispar uske bhi gaal kheench liye MAA ne aur phir..
MAA-SANVY ne har baar taarif ki hai..bas tumne dekhi nahi...
NITS-hain..!!!ab ye kya baat hui..??? waise aunty,taarif bol kar ki jaati hai,dekh kar nahi...
MAA-par SANVY dikha kar karta hai.. chicken ka first bite lete hue uski aankhein taste lete hue band ho jaati hain aur phir aati hai uske face par ek million dollars smile joki mere liye sabse bada compliment hota hai..
ab baatein chhodo aur plates lekar jaldi chalo..
SANVY already dining table par baith gaya hoga...
ye bol chicken waali puri kadhayi ko hi do kapdon ki madad se uthate hue MAA hall ki taraf badh chali...
unke piche piche plates liye SONU aur NITS bhi chal pade..
aur jaisa MAA ne kaha tha,scene waisa hi tha..
mai already dining table par apni permanent jagah yaani mom ki seat joki centre me head of the family ki hoti hai,uske left me baith chuka tha...
aur ye dekh..
NITS-baith gaya tika ke..aisa nahi ki kitchen aakar thodi help kar de...
MAI-tum dono ko kyun laaya mai phir...chalo jaldi karo,bhuk tez lag rahi hai...
DHAMMM..
mere aisa bolte tak ek ek mukka meri peeth par chipka diya saalon ne jispar peeth chair par ragadte hue dono ko gaali dene laga par normal waali..
ab maa ke saamne toh apna sabse bada hunar,shudh vaani ki bouchar nahi kar sakta tha naa..
anyways,kuch hi der me mom aur NITS,SONU ne milkar rice,paneer pasanda,daal fry,saladh aur mom's special CHETTINAD CHICKEN CURRY table par laga diya tha..
NITS aur SONU theek mere opposite mom ke right ki taraf baithe the..
jahan mom hum teeno ki plate me baari baari saari dishes daal rahi thi, wahin NITS aur SONU ka toh pura dhyan mere upar hi tha..
REASON...
mom ki mere baare me boli gayi theory jo check karni thi unhe..wahi chicken khaate waqt bolkar nahi,facial expressions se dikhakar taarif karne waali...
khair,hum teeno ko serve karne ke baad mai utha aur mom ki plate me saare dishes daalne laga...
unke liye jo maine morning me hi unka favourite PANEER PADSANDA banaya tha aur jisse woh abhi garam karkar laayi thi,usse alag chote se plate me daala maine..
aur mere aisa karte hi mom baaki saare dishes se pehle spoon utha PANEER hi taste karne lagi aur ye dekh maine turant ek glaas paani bhar unke aage kar diya jisse dekh...
NITS-abbe aunty ko theek se khaane toh de..pehle hi paani kyun aage kar raha hai...
MAI-khud hi dekh le...
HICH...HICH....
PANEER mooh me daalte hi MAA ko aayi tez hichki jiske baad unhone turant mere haath se paani ka glass liya aur paani peene lagi..
wahin ye sab dekh NITS aur SONU bohot hairan hue aur..
NITS-tujhe kaise maalum tha ki aunty ko hichki aane waali hai...???
MAI-jab bhi ye chawal se pehle kuch bhi masaledaar chiz pehle khaati hain toh inhe hichki aati hai aur khaaskar tab jab breakfast theek se naa kiya ho..
haina MAA...
ghurkar dekha MAA ko maine ye aakhri baat karte hue jispar mom muskurayi aur..
MAA-woh DOIWALA highway ke paas ek naya B.O.B branch banane waala hai..ussi plot ke inspection ke liye jaana tha mujhe toh early morning nikalna pada...
isiliye bas light hi khaya tha kuch..
MAI-bhaad me gaya aapka kaam..pehle bhi bola hai maine ki health pehle dekha karo aap..
turant bhadka mai par mera aisa reaction MAA aur SONU,NITS ke liye bhi common tha isiliye mom ke saathwoh dono bhi muskura diye..
MAA ne hamesha ki tarah mere baal bigadte hue sorry bola mujhe jispar bina kuch bole chicken ka ek piece utha liya maine..
mom toh har baar mere is moment ko dekhti thi par aaj unse kayi guna zyada curiousity ke saath NITS aur SONU mujhe dekh rahe the..
unhe janana tha jo mom ne kaha,woh sach hai ya nahi..
par MAA kabhi GALATH hoti hai bhala...!!!
chicken khaate hi aankh band ho chuki thi meri aur agle hi pal jis smile ko dekhne ke liye maa itni mehnat se ye dish banati hai,woh chaa gayi mere pure face par jisse dekh ek taraf MAA khush ho gayi wahin SONU kabhi mujhe dekhte toh kabhi MAA ko...
MAA apne bete ki har harkat se uski har bhaavna pehchaan leti hai aur beta...
usse woh pal tak pata hai jab uski maa ko hichki aane waali hoti hai...
in dono hi bhaavon ko mehsoos sa kar rahe the is waqt woh dono aur saath hi saath man ke andar gunj se rahe the unke ye shabd...
dikhate kuch bhi nahi par dikh SAB JAATA HAI....
ye prem ka niwala hai,bade araam se KHILAATA HAI....
shayad issi paak-e-mohhobbat se rakhi hogi kisine ibaadat ki neev....
aise samarpan se hi toh RAB,RAB KEHLAATA HAI....
AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI....
AAPKA APNA V....J.....
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