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Hari- accha tik hai beta, ghar ja raha hai to ye saman le ja, wo Ramu ne khet jane se pahle mujko bola tha, par main bhul gaya hu
Raju- tik hai kaka laoo do mujko..
Hari ne Kuch saman raju ko de diya or raju chal diya apni manjil ki taraf....
Ab age
Raju kuch hi time main apne ghar chala gaya, or kitchen mae uski maa kuch kaam kar thi rahi, raju ko dekh salu boli..
Salu- ho gaya beta, gaya tha teri kaki kee ghar or ye hath mae kya hai..
Raju- ha maa gaya tha kaki kee ghar or kaam pura bhi kar liya, or rahi baat is saman ki to wo, dukan wale kaka hai na, unhonne diya, bol rahe the ki Bapu ne bola tha kuch saman ghar kee liya..
Salu- are ha main tho bhul hi gai thi re, main to boli thi tere Bapu ko ye sab chij, la idhar de main rakh leti hu..
Raju ne saman salu ko de diya, par raju apne man mae kuch soch raha tha..
Raju (man nae) - kya jo kaka bol rahe the wo sach hai,kya main maa se puch lu iske bare mae
raju ko ese chup khade or kuch soch raha dekh salu samjh gai ki kuch baat jarur hai to wo boli..
Salu- kya hua beta, kuch baat chal rahi hai kya tere man mae, kuch puchana hai kya tujko mujhase..
Raju samjh gaya ki uski maa jaan gai ki , wo toda paresan hai to raju bola..
Raju- ha maa wo ajj main dukan mae gaya to kaka bol rahe the ki main pahle, bilkul gumsum tha, or fir main app tik bhi ho gaya, main kuch samjha nahi maa..
Salu- hmm to ye baat hai, wese to main ye baat khud tujko batane wali thi, par acha hai tune khud hi puch liya to sun ki ye sab hai kya..
Ab tu to janta hai ki teri 2 Didi tuje 7 sal badi hai to jab wo janm li to uske baad mujko koi or baccha nahi hua, ab pahle to sab ko ladka hi chahiye hota hai ( or ajj bhi) isliye mujhe teri dadi bahut tana diya karti thi, or fir ek din mujko ek baba dikhe jo dard se tadap rahe the, to mene unki madad or uske baad ( baki chije salu ne shortcut mae raju ko bata di) or anat (last) mae ye bole ki jub tera 18 sal pura ho jayega tujko kuch milega bhi, par kya milega ye nahi batya..
Salu- kyu raju tujko kuch mila kya, jese koi sakti ya or kuch bol..
Ab raju puri baat samjh gaya ki ye sab acchank nahi hua, ye sab asirvad ki wajha se hai, par kya main maa ko bata du ya nahi, fir raju bola
Raju- ha maa lagta to hai ki kuch farak to jarur hua hai..
Salu- accha kya farak hua, jaldi bata mujko main janana chahti hu..
Raju- bas maa wo mujko ab bilkul bhi thakawat nahi lagti, yesa lagta hai ki mere andar bahut jada sakti (power) aa gai hai..
Salu- ha main bhi dekh hi rahi hu, jab se tune 17 sal paar kiye hai, tab se tere sarir(body) main bahut farak pada hai..
Raju- ha maa wo to app sahi bol rahi ho..
Salu- accha raju tune abhi tak mujko khanna banane kee liya kuch nahi bola kya, kaki kee ghar tu kuch kha pi kar aaya hai..
Raju- ha maa wo bhabhi ne dhud roti di thi khane kee liye
Salu- to kesa laga tujko unke yaha ka dhud, hamari gaye (cow) se accha tha na..
Salu kee ye bolte hii, raju ko ek pal kee liya meena kee dono dhud ki ek tarha se photo hi aa gai thi..
Raju ke mind mae Meena
FIR raju ne turant apna sir jatka or bola ki
Raju- kya maa app bhi na app dhudh to dhudh hota hai, alag alag todi na hoga
Salu- are main to bas majak kar rahi thi re Pagla, or bata mujko teri meena bhabhi ne aaj to tujko paresan nahi kiya na hamesa ki tarah bol . ..
Raju- nahi maa ab main bada ho gaya hu, ab bhabhi mujko pahle ki tarha paresan nahi karti hai (man mae- ab wo mujko ek jawan aurat ki tarha paresan karne mae lagi hui hai )
Salu- accah raju main chalti hu tik hai, tujko jab bhuk lage to mene khana bana diya hai tu kha lena..
Raju- par maa tum ye sab kyu bata rahi mujko , kahi jaa rahi ho kya..
Salu- ha re wo pados wali kaki ki bahu ko ladka peda hua hai, to bulane aai thi mujko to wahi ja rahi hu...
Raju - accha tik hai maa
Salu- or ha agar tujko ghar se bhar jana ho to, darwaja laga kar jana, taki koi janwar na gus aye ghar main tik hai..
Raju- ha maa ab main wo chota bhola thodi hi hu,ab main itna bada ho chuka hu ..
Salu- are mere pagle baacha chahe kitna bhi bada ho jaye, apni maa ke liya chota baccha hi rahata hai, tik ab main chalti hu..
Or ye bol salu ghar ke bhar chal di or idhar raju kuch sochne laga..
Raju- huu to main kisi bhi ki maan ki baat jan sakta hu, par ek baat samjh nahi aai ki main maa ke maan ki baat kyu nahi sun paya, kya maa ne kuch socha hi nahi hoga maan mae, par ye to ho hi nahi sakta to for kya ho sakata hai..
Kahi esa to nahi ki main apne khoon ke rishte ki maan ki baat nahi sun sakta hu, ha Bapu ko aa jane do tab pata chalega agar main unki maan ki baat bhi nahi sun paya to, ye sabit ho jayega ki main, apne sage parivaar ke logo ke maan ki baat nahi sun sakta..
Uske baat raju naha liya or khana bhi kha liya, or kapade pahan kar tayar ho gaya, or tabhi uski nazar us kitab par padi or..
Raju- are main to bhul hi gaya ki, bhabhi ne bola tha ki isko akele mae dekhna, jara dekhu to ki isme yesa kya hai . .
Par us book ke upper cover laga hua tha to raju samjh nahi paya par Jese hi raju ne pahala panna palat raju ki ankh badi ho gai kyuki samne ye tha
To meena ne raju ko ek hindi comic book di thi, jisme devar bhabhi ki chudai ki kahaniy likhi hui thi saath, main photo bhi, ab apko ye laga hoga ki meena ke pass ye kese aa gaya to, app bhul rahe ho ki meena bhi shar se aai hui hai.. Par idhar raju ye sab dekh kar chonk hi gaya fir
Raju - maa kasam ye kya hai, bhabhi or daver ke bich ye kya par jara main deku to akhir isme hai kya..
Dhire-dhire raju pane palate gaya or dekhte or padte gaya or uska hatyr bhi khada ho gaya, jab raju ne sab pad (read) kar liya tab, raju sochne laga..
Raju- matlb yesi pustak bhi milti hai kya, or meena bhabhi ye sab kuchh padti hai, par kab se padh rahi hogi wo ye sab, or ye unko mila kaha hoga, par kya ye sab kuch sach mae hota hai, matlb bhabhi mere saath ye sab kuch karna chahti hai, kya wo yahi chahti hai , hmm yaad aya wo hamesa mujko yese hi apna jisam dikhati hai par main dhyaa hi nahi diya.. Chalo toda ghum kar aata hu main nadi ki taraf se... Or is kitab ko bhi usi tarf acche se padh (read) kar lunga..
Ye bol kar raju utha, or us book ko apni kamar mae kapde ke andar chupa liya or darwaja band kar chal diya nadi ki taraf, jate samay to kuch khas nahi hua, par raju us kitab ke bare mae hi soch raha tha, ab raju nadi se todi dur bath gaya or idhar udhar dekhne laga ki koi hai to nahi, fir kuch hi der baad uske kano mae kuch awaj ane lagi kisi aurat ke nahane ki awaj, raju pahle to wahi raha par, jawan khun or jo meena or us kitab ne uske sarir or dimag mae asar kiya uski wajha se wo chupke se us taraf gaya or waha usne dekha ki..
Kuch aurte naha rahi thi or ek dusre par hash- hash kar pani maar rahi thi, or jo baat unhone kahi wo sun to raju chonk hi gaya..
Aurte
aurat 1- kya baat hai ri bahut fudak rahi, jara hume bhi to bata..
aurat 2 - ab tumko ka bolu bhabhi wo ajj subha hi raju ke darsan ho gae hye, kitna gabru jawan ho gaya hai wo..
Aurat 3 - are kis kamine ka naam kee liye ri..
Aurat 1- kya yesa kya ho gaya bhabhi kon sa usne tumhari chud maar li
..
Aurat 3- hye choti kaa bol di re, jaab se wo kamina jawan hua hai, tab se main chahti hu ki kab wo meri is patri par apni train chala de, par kamina meri patri par chad hi nahi raha hai..
Aurat 2- hye daya chi-chi bhabhi is umr mae bhi apne bete ki umr ke ladke ko apne upper chanda cahati ho..
Auart1- lol dekh rahi ho bhabhi (aurat3) bol kon rahi hai, kyu ri kya hum nahi janti ki tu bhi us raju ko kab se apne upper chadhana chahti hai, agar tujko muka mile tho tu khud hi Chad jaye uske upper hi hi, hi
..
Aurat 2 - haa, haa main hi buri hu tu to dhud ki dhuli hai kyu, sali chinal kya main nahi janti ki tu kab se us ghode ko chane khila khila kar apne kabu main karna chahti hai, taki wo apne ghode jese lunt ko teri chut mae dall kar tujko pel de kyu..
Aurat 3- are bas bas hum tino chahe kuch bhi bol le ek dusre ko, hum 3 hi janti hai ki hum us ghode ko apne upper chadhana hi chahti hai..
Aurat 2- ha ye to sahi bol rahi ho bhabhi tum..
Aurat1- are hum hi nahi didi , main tu suni hu ki gaon ki kai bahu jo nai naai shadi ho kar aai hai, dil hi dil mae us kamina ko apna man chuki hai..
Aurat2- are to isme acharaj kese jese hum parr bhi us kamine ka jadu chal gya , joki 30 ke upper ho chuki, chud chuki hai, wo bahu to abhi jawani chadi hai...
Aurat 3- accha us kamjne ki baat to hoti hi rahegi chalo, chalte hai ab, ghar bhi dekhna hai..
Fir 3 aurte nadi se bhar aai or kapde pahan kar gaon taraf bad gai or idhar raju bichara shock mae tha ki abhi usne kya suna or kya dekha
Hari- accha tik hai beta, ghar ja raha hai to ye saman le ja, wo Ramu ne khet jane se pahle mujko bola tha, par main bhul gaya hu
Raju- tik hai kaka laoo do mujko..
Hari ne Kuch saman raju ko de diya or raju chal diya apni manjil ki taraf....
Ab age
Raju kuch hi time main apne ghar chala gaya, or kitchen mae uski maa kuch kaam kar thi rahi, raju ko dekh salu boli..
Salu- ho gaya beta, gaya tha teri kaki kee ghar or ye hath mae kya hai..
Raju- ha maa gaya tha kaki kee ghar or kaam pura bhi kar liya, or rahi baat is saman ki to wo, dukan wale kaka hai na, unhonne diya, bol rahe the ki Bapu ne bola tha kuch saman ghar kee liya..
Salu- are ha main tho bhul hi gai thi re, main to boli thi tere Bapu ko ye sab chij, la idhar de main rakh leti hu..
Raju ne saman salu ko de diya, par raju apne man mae kuch soch raha tha..
Raju (man nae) - kya jo kaka bol rahe the wo sach hai,kya main maa se puch lu iske bare mae
raju ko ese chup khade or kuch soch raha dekh salu samjh gai ki kuch baat jarur hai to wo boli..
Salu- kya hua beta, kuch baat chal rahi hai kya tere man mae, kuch puchana hai kya tujko mujhase..
Raju samjh gaya ki uski maa jaan gai ki , wo toda paresan hai to raju bola..
Raju- ha maa wo ajj main dukan mae gaya to kaka bol rahe the ki main pahle, bilkul gumsum tha, or fir main app tik bhi ho gaya, main kuch samjha nahi maa..
Salu- hmm to ye baat hai, wese to main ye baat khud tujko batane wali thi, par acha hai tune khud hi puch liya to sun ki ye sab hai kya..
Ab tu to janta hai ki teri 2 Didi tuje 7 sal badi hai to jab wo janm li to uske baad mujko koi or baccha nahi hua, ab pahle to sab ko ladka hi chahiye hota hai ( or ajj bhi) isliye mujhe teri dadi bahut tana diya karti thi, or fir ek din mujko ek baba dikhe jo dard se tadap rahe the, to mene unki madad or uske baad ( baki chije salu ne shortcut mae raju ko bata di) or anat (last) mae ye bole ki jub tera 18 sal pura ho jayega tujko kuch milega bhi, par kya milega ye nahi batya..
Salu- kyu raju tujko kuch mila kya, jese koi sakti ya or kuch bol..
Ab raju puri baat samjh gaya ki ye sab acchank nahi hua, ye sab asirvad ki wajha se hai, par kya main maa ko bata du ya nahi, fir raju bola
Raju- ha maa lagta to hai ki kuch farak to jarur hua hai..
Salu- accha kya farak hua, jaldi bata mujko main janana chahti hu..
Raju- bas maa wo mujko ab bilkul bhi thakawat nahi lagti, yesa lagta hai ki mere andar bahut jada sakti (power) aa gai hai..
Salu- ha main bhi dekh hi rahi hu, jab se tune 17 sal paar kiye hai, tab se tere sarir(body) main bahut farak pada hai..
Raju- ha maa wo to app sahi bol rahi ho..
Salu- accha raju tune abhi tak mujko khanna banane kee liya kuch nahi bola kya, kaki kee ghar tu kuch kha pi kar aaya hai..
Raju- ha maa wo bhabhi ne dhud roti di thi khane kee liye
Salu- to kesa laga tujko unke yaha ka dhud, hamari gaye (cow) se accha tha na..
Salu kee ye bolte hii, raju ko ek pal kee liya meena kee dono dhud ki ek tarha se photo hi aa gai thi..
Raju ke mind mae Meena
FIR raju ne turant apna sir jatka or bola ki
Raju- kya maa app bhi na app dhudh to dhudh hota hai, alag alag todi na hoga
Salu- are main to bas majak kar rahi thi re Pagla, or bata mujko teri meena bhabhi ne aaj to tujko paresan nahi kiya na hamesa ki tarah bol . ..
Raju- nahi maa ab main bada ho gaya hu, ab bhabhi mujko pahle ki tarha paresan nahi karti hai (man mae- ab wo mujko ek jawan aurat ki tarha paresan karne mae lagi hui hai )
Salu- accah raju main chalti hu tik hai, tujko jab bhuk lage to mene khana bana diya hai tu kha lena..
Raju- par maa tum ye sab kyu bata rahi mujko , kahi jaa rahi ho kya..
Salu- ha re wo pados wali kaki ki bahu ko ladka peda hua hai, to bulane aai thi mujko to wahi ja rahi hu...
Raju - accha tik hai maa
Salu- or ha agar tujko ghar se bhar jana ho to, darwaja laga kar jana, taki koi janwar na gus aye ghar main tik hai..
Raju- ha maa ab main wo chota bhola thodi hi hu,ab main itna bada ho chuka hu ..
Salu- are mere pagle baacha chahe kitna bhi bada ho jaye, apni maa ke liya chota baccha hi rahata hai, tik ab main chalti hu..
Or ye bol salu ghar ke bhar chal di or idhar raju kuch sochne laga..
Raju- huu to main kisi bhi ki maan ki baat jan sakta hu, par ek baat samjh nahi aai ki main maa ke maan ki baat kyu nahi sun paya, kya maa ne kuch socha hi nahi hoga maan mae, par ye to ho hi nahi sakta to for kya ho sakata hai..
Kahi esa to nahi ki main apne khoon ke rishte ki maan ki baat nahi sun sakta hu, ha Bapu ko aa jane do tab pata chalega agar main unki maan ki baat bhi nahi sun paya to, ye sabit ho jayega ki main, apne sage parivaar ke logo ke maan ki baat nahi sun sakta..
Uske baat raju naha liya or khana bhi kha liya, or kapade pahan kar tayar ho gaya, or tabhi uski nazar us kitab par padi or..
Raju- are main to bhul hi gaya ki, bhabhi ne bola tha ki isko akele mae dekhna, jara dekhu to ki isme yesa kya hai . .
Par us book ke upper cover laga hua tha to raju samjh nahi paya par Jese hi raju ne pahala panna palat raju ki ankh badi ho gai kyuki samne ye tha
To meena ne raju ko ek hindi comic book di thi, jisme devar bhabhi ki chudai ki kahaniy likhi hui thi saath, main photo bhi, ab apko ye laga hoga ki meena ke pass ye kese aa gaya to, app bhul rahe ho ki meena bhi shar se aai hui hai.. Par idhar raju ye sab dekh kar chonk hi gaya fir
Raju - maa kasam ye kya hai, bhabhi or daver ke bich ye kya par jara main deku to akhir isme hai kya..
Dhire-dhire raju pane palate gaya or dekhte or padte gaya or uska hatyr bhi khada ho gaya, jab raju ne sab pad (read) kar liya tab, raju sochne laga..
Raju- matlb yesi pustak bhi milti hai kya, or meena bhabhi ye sab kuchh padti hai, par kab se padh rahi hogi wo ye sab, or ye unko mila kaha hoga, par kya ye sab kuch sach mae hota hai, matlb bhabhi mere saath ye sab kuch karna chahti hai, kya wo yahi chahti hai , hmm yaad aya wo hamesa mujko yese hi apna jisam dikhati hai par main dhyaa hi nahi diya.. Chalo toda ghum kar aata hu main nadi ki taraf se... Or is kitab ko bhi usi tarf acche se padh (read) kar lunga..
Ye bol kar raju utha, or us book ko apni kamar mae kapde ke andar chupa liya or darwaja band kar chal diya nadi ki taraf, jate samay to kuch khas nahi hua, par raju us kitab ke bare mae hi soch raha tha, ab raju nadi se todi dur bath gaya or idhar udhar dekhne laga ki koi hai to nahi, fir kuch hi der baad uske kano mae kuch awaj ane lagi kisi aurat ke nahane ki awaj, raju pahle to wahi raha par, jawan khun or jo meena or us kitab ne uske sarir or dimag mae asar kiya uski wajha se wo chupke se us taraf gaya or waha usne dekha ki..
Kuch aurte naha rahi thi or ek dusre par hash- hash kar pani maar rahi thi, or jo baat unhone kahi wo sun to raju chonk hi gaya..
Aurte
aurat 1- kya baat hai ri bahut fudak rahi, jara hume bhi to bata..
aurat 2 - ab tumko ka bolu bhabhi wo ajj subha hi raju ke darsan ho gae hye, kitna gabru jawan ho gaya hai wo..
Aurat 3 - are kis kamine ka naam kee liye ri..
Aurat 1- kya yesa kya ho gaya bhabhi kon sa usne tumhari chud maar li
.. Aurat 3- hye choti kaa bol di re, jaab se wo kamina jawan hua hai, tab se main chahti hu ki kab wo meri is patri par apni train chala de, par kamina meri patri par chad hi nahi raha hai..
Aurat 2- hye daya chi-chi bhabhi is umr mae bhi apne bete ki umr ke ladke ko apne upper chanda cahati ho..
Auart1- lol dekh rahi ho bhabhi (aurat3) bol kon rahi hai, kyu ri kya hum nahi janti ki tu bhi us raju ko kab se apne upper chadhana chahti hai, agar tujko muka mile tho tu khud hi Chad jaye uske upper hi hi, hi
.. Aurat 2 - haa, haa main hi buri hu tu to dhud ki dhuli hai kyu, sali chinal kya main nahi janti ki tu kab se us ghode ko chane khila khila kar apne kabu main karna chahti hai, taki wo apne ghode jese lunt ko teri chut mae dall kar tujko pel de kyu..
Aurat 3- are bas bas hum tino chahe kuch bhi bol le ek dusre ko, hum 3 hi janti hai ki hum us ghode ko apne upper chadhana hi chahti hai..
Aurat 2- ha ye to sahi bol rahi ho bhabhi tum..
Aurat1- are hum hi nahi didi , main tu suni hu ki gaon ki kai bahu jo nai naai shadi ho kar aai hai, dil hi dil mae us kamina ko apna man chuki hai..
Aurat2- are to isme acharaj kese jese hum parr bhi us kamine ka jadu chal gya , joki 30 ke upper ho chuki, chud chuki hai, wo bahu to abhi jawani chadi hai...
Aurat 3- accha us kamjne ki baat to hoti hi rahegi chalo, chalte hai ab, ghar bhi dekhna hai..
Fir 3 aurte nadi se bhar aai or kapde pahan kar gaon taraf bad gai or idhar raju bichara shock mae tha ki abhi usne kya suna or kya dekha
