Incest Gaon ka Raja

[Bilal jan]

UPDATE 6

Hari- accha tik hai beta, ghar ja raha hai to ye saman le ja, wo Ramu ne khet jane se pahle mujko bola tha, par main bhul gaya hu


Raju- tik hai kaka laoo do mujko..


Hari ne Kuch saman raju ko de diya or raju chal diya apni manjil ki taraf....


Ab age

Raju kuch hi time main apne ghar chala gaya, or kitchen mae uski maa kuch kaam kar thi rahi, raju ko dekh salu boli..


Salu- ho gaya beta, gaya tha teri kaki kee ghar or ye hath mae kya hai..


Raju- ha maa gaya tha kaki kee ghar or kaam pura bhi kar liya, or rahi baat is saman ki to wo, dukan wale kaka hai na, unhonne diya, bol rahe the ki Bapu ne bola tha kuch saman ghar kee liya..


Salu- are ha main tho bhul hi gai thi re, main to boli thi tere Bapu ko ye sab chij, la idhar de main rakh leti hu..


Raju ne saman salu ko de diya, par raju apne man mae kuch soch raha tha..


Raju (man nae) - kya jo kaka bol rahe the wo sach hai,kya main maa se puch lu iske bare mae


raju ko ese chup khade or kuch soch raha dekh salu samjh gai ki kuch baat jarur hai to wo boli..


Salu- kya hua beta, kuch baat chal rahi hai kya tere man mae, kuch puchana hai kya tujko mujhase..


Raju samjh gaya ki uski maa jaan gai ki , wo toda paresan hai to raju bola..


Raju- ha maa wo ajj main dukan mae gaya to kaka bol rahe the ki main pahle, bilkul gumsum tha, or fir main app tik bhi ho gaya, main kuch samjha nahi maa..


Salu- hmm to ye baat hai, wese to main ye baat khud tujko batane wali thi, par acha hai tune khud hi puch liya to sun ki ye sab hai kya..
Ab tu to janta hai ki teri 2 Didi tuje 7 sal badi hai to jab wo janm li to uske baad mujko koi or baccha nahi hua, ab pahle to sab ko ladka hi chahiye hota hai ( or ajj bhi) isliye mujhe teri dadi bahut tana diya karti thi, or fir ek din mujko ek baba dikhe jo dard se tadap rahe the, to mene unki madad or uske baad ( baki chije salu ne shortcut mae raju ko bata di) or anat (last) mae ye bole ki jub tera 18 sal pura ho jayega tujko kuch milega bhi, par kya milega ye nahi batya..

Salu- kyu raju tujko kuch mila kya, jese koi sakti ya or kuch bol..


Ab raju puri baat samjh gaya ki ye sab acchank nahi hua, ye sab asirvad ki wajha se hai, par kya main maa ko bata du ya nahi, fir raju bola


Raju- ha maa lagta to hai ki kuch farak to jarur hua hai..


Salu- accha kya farak hua, jaldi bata mujko main janana chahti hu..


Raju- bas maa wo mujko ab bilkul bhi thakawat nahi lagti, yesa lagta hai ki mere andar bahut jada sakti (power) aa gai hai..


Salu- ha main bhi dekh hi rahi hu, jab se tune 17 sal paar kiye hai, tab se tere sarir(body) main bahut farak pada hai..


Raju- ha maa wo to app sahi bol rahi ho..


Salu- accha raju tune abhi tak mujko khanna banane kee liya kuch nahi bola kya, kaki kee ghar tu kuch kha pi kar aaya hai..



Raju- ha maa wo bhabhi ne dhud roti di thi khane kee liye



Salu- to kesa laga tujko unke yaha ka dhud, hamari gaye (cow) se accha tha na..


Salu kee ye bolte hii, raju ko ek pal kee liya meena kee dono dhud ki ek tarha se photo hi aa gai thi..

Raju ke mind mae Meena


FIR raju ne turant apna sir jatka or bola ki


Raju- kya maa app bhi na app dhudh to dhudh hota hai, alag alag todi na hoga


Salu- are main to bas majak kar rahi thi re Pagla, or bata mujko teri meena bhabhi ne aaj to tujko paresan nahi kiya na hamesa ki tarah bol . ..


Raju- nahi maa ab main bada ho gaya hu, ab bhabhi mujko pahle ki tarha paresan nahi karti hai (man mae- ab wo mujko ek jawan aurat ki tarha paresan karne mae lagi hui hai )


Salu- accah raju main chalti hu tik hai, tujko jab bhuk lage to mene khana bana diya hai tu kha lena..


Raju- par maa tum ye sab kyu bata rahi mujko , kahi jaa rahi ho kya..


Salu- ha re wo pados wali kaki ki bahu ko ladka peda hua hai, to bulane aai thi mujko to wahi ja rahi hu...


Raju - accha tik hai maa


Salu- or ha agar tujko ghar se bhar jana ho to, darwaja laga kar jana, taki koi janwar na gus aye ghar main tik hai..


Raju- ha maa ab main wo chota bhola thodi hi hu,ab main itna bada ho chuka hu ..


Salu- are mere pagle baacha chahe kitna bhi bada ho jaye, apni maa ke liya chota baccha hi rahata hai, tik ab main chalti hu..


Or ye bol salu ghar ke bhar chal di or idhar raju kuch sochne laga..


Raju- huu to main kisi bhi ki maan ki baat jan sakta hu, par ek baat samjh nahi aai ki main maa ke maan ki baat kyu nahi sun paya, kya maa ne kuch socha hi nahi hoga maan mae, par ye to ho hi nahi sakta to for kya ho sakata hai..
Kahi esa to nahi ki main apne khoon ke rishte ki maan ki baat nahi sun sakta hu, ha Bapu ko aa jane do tab pata chalega agar main unki maan ki baat bhi nahi sun paya to, ye sabit ho jayega ki main, apne sage parivaar ke logo ke maan ki baat nahi sun sakta..


Uske baat raju naha liya or khana bhi kha liya, or kapade pahan kar tayar ho gaya, or tabhi uski nazar us kitab par padi or..


Raju- are main to bhul hi gaya ki, bhabhi ne bola tha ki isko akele mae dekhna, jara dekhu to ki isme yesa kya hai . .

Par us book ke upper cover laga hua tha to raju samjh nahi paya par Jese hi raju ne pahala panna palat raju ki ankh badi ho gai kyuki samne ye tha




To meena ne raju ko ek hindi comic book di thi, jisme devar bhabhi ki chudai ki kahaniy likhi hui thi saath, main photo bhi, ab apko ye laga hoga ki meena ke pass ye kese aa gaya to, app bhul rahe ho ki meena bhi shar se aai hui hai.. Par idhar raju ye sab dekh kar chonk hi gaya fir


Raju - maa kasam ye kya hai, bhabhi or daver ke bich ye kya par jara main deku to akhir isme hai kya..

Dhire-dhire raju pane palate gaya or dekhte or padte gaya or uska hatyr bhi khada ho gaya, jab raju ne sab pad (read) kar liya tab, raju sochne laga..


Raju- matlb yesi pustak bhi milti hai kya, or meena bhabhi ye sab kuchh padti hai, par kab se padh rahi hogi wo ye sab, or ye unko mila kaha hoga, par kya ye sab kuch sach mae hota hai, matlb bhabhi mere saath ye sab kuch karna chahti hai, kya wo yahi chahti hai , hmm yaad aya wo hamesa mujko yese hi apna jisam dikhati hai par main dhyaa hi nahi diya.. Chalo toda ghum kar aata hu main nadi ki taraf se... Or is kitab ko bhi usi tarf acche se padh (read) kar lunga..


Ye bol kar raju utha, or us book ko apni kamar mae kapde ke andar chupa liya or darwaja band kar chal diya nadi ki taraf, jate samay to kuch khas nahi hua, par raju us kitab ke bare mae hi soch raha tha, ab raju nadi se todi dur bath gaya or idhar udhar dekhne laga ki koi hai to nahi, fir kuch hi der baad uske kano mae kuch awaj ane lagi kisi aurat ke nahane ki awaj, raju pahle to wahi raha par, jawan khun or jo meena or us kitab ne uske sarir or dimag mae asar kiya uski wajha se wo chupke se us taraf gaya or waha usne dekha ki..

Kuch aurte naha rahi thi or ek dusre par hash- hash kar pani maar rahi thi, or jo baat unhone kahi wo sun to raju chonk hi gaya..


Aurte




aurat 1- kya baat hai ri bahut fudak rahi, jara hume bhi to bata..



aurat 2 - ab tumko ka bolu bhabhi wo ajj subha hi raju ke darsan ho gae hye, kitna gabru jawan ho gaya hai wo..


Aurat 3 - are kis kamine ka naam kee liye ri..


Aurat 1- kya yesa kya ho gaya bhabhi kon sa usne tumhari chud maar li ..



Aurat 3- hye choti kaa bol di re, jaab se wo kamina jawan hua hai, tab se main chahti hu ki kab wo meri is patri par apni train chala de, par kamina meri patri par chad hi nahi raha hai..



Aurat 2- hye daya chi-chi bhabhi is umr mae bhi apne bete ki umr ke ladke ko apne upper chanda cahati ho..



Auart1- lol dekh rahi ho bhabhi (aurat3) bol kon rahi hai, kyu ri kya hum nahi janti ki tu bhi us raju ko kab se apne upper chadhana chahti hai, agar tujko muka mile tho tu khud hi Chad jaye uske upper hi hi, hi ..


Aurat 2 - haa, haa main hi buri hu tu to dhud ki dhuli hai kyu, sali chinal kya main nahi janti ki tu kab se us ghode ko chane khila khila kar apne kabu main karna chahti hai, taki wo apne ghode jese lunt ko teri chut mae dall kar tujko pel de kyu..


Aurat 3- are bas bas hum tino chahe kuch bhi bol le ek dusre ko, hum 3 hi janti hai ki hum us ghode ko apne upper chadhana hi chahti hai..


Aurat 2- ha ye to sahi bol rahi ho bhabhi tum..


Aurat1- are hum hi nahi didi , main tu suni hu ki gaon ki kai bahu jo nai naai shadi ho kar aai hai, dil hi dil mae us kamina ko apna man chuki hai..


Aurat2- are to isme acharaj kese jese hum parr bhi us kamine ka jadu chal gya , joki 30 ke upper ho chuki, chud chuki hai, wo bahu to abhi jawani chadi hai...


Aurat 3- accha us kamjne ki baat to hoti hi rahegi chalo, chalte hai ab, ghar bhi dekhna hai..


Fir 3 aurte nadi se bhar aai or kapde pahan kar gaon taraf bad gai or idhar raju bichara shock mae tha ki abhi usne kya suna or kya dekha

Awesome update

 

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Nice update bro

 

[Bilal jan]

Update 7



Aurat2- are to isme acharaj kese jese hum parr bhi us kamine ka jadu chal gya , joki 30 ke upper ho chuki, chud chuki hai, wo bahu to abhi jawani chadi hai...


Aurat 3- accha us kamjne ki baat to hoti hi rahegi chalo, chalte hai ab, ghar bhi dekhna hai..


Fir 3 aurte nadi se bhar aai or kapde pahan kar gaon taraf bad gai or idhar raju bichara shock mae tha ki abhi usne kya suna or kya dekha


Ab age


Idhar wo 3 aurte idhar udhar ki baat karte hue chal di apne apne manjil ki or or idhar raju soch mae pad gaya ki abhi kya hua, kyu hua


Raju- are baap re, ye sab kya tha kyu tha, matlb main intne dino se ye samjh raha tha ki ye sab, mujko sirf paresan hi kar rahi hai, par mujko kya pata tha ki inme or meena bhabhi mae koi antar nahi bas umr ka kuch - kuch, chalo accha hi hua , main samjh to gaya in sab ko ab ek ek karke in sab se badla lunga hu..


To ab app log ye soch rahe honge ki wo 3 aurte thi kon to apko bata du ki ye 3 aurte raju ke ghar ke ass - pass ki hi thi inka intro To abhi nahi dunga kyuki sab ka 1-1 karke number lage

Idhar apna raju ye sab Bolta or sochta hua jungle ke toda or andar ki taraf bad gaya , jab wo kuch or dur gaya tab usko is baat ka ayesas hua ki wo kuch jada hi andar aa gaya...


Raju- are yaar ye kya, sala main ye jungle ke itne andar aa gaya, or is taraf to jada koi aata bhi nahi hai, chalo wapis chalata hu..

Ye soch kar raju apne kadam piche le jane wala hi tha ki tabhi uske kaano mae kuch awaj gunj, pahle to raju ne us awaj par dhyan hi nahi diya, par jab ye awaj ek baar or aai to raju samjh gaya ki yaha koi or bhi hai..
Raju toda chukana hokar us awaj ko sun us taraf jane laga, kuch hi palo mae, wo kuch ghane pedo(tree) ke piche ek jopdi jesa bana hua tha or waha 2 logo ki awaj bhi aa rahi thi


Jhopdi




Raju halke halke kadmo se us jhopdi ke pass jane laga, or jese jese wo pass jane laga usko andaja ho gaya ki andar 1 aurat or 1 mard hai, ab raju jhopdi ke karib phauch gaya, kyuki jhopdi ghans -fuss or bansh ki ladki se bani hui thi isliye usme bahut si jagha raju andar dekhna laga to, dono ek dusre ke samne khade hue the

(Ab yaha se aurat or mard ki bate hongi)


Aurat- kya re bhadwe, mujko kyu bulaya tu yaha par, mujhe kitne kaam the ghar par, or koi aa gaya to yaha par..



Mard- sali kutiya, mujko bhadwa bolti hai, or tu khud ko sati -savitri sakhti hai kya sali, or tu chinta mat kar meri raand jungle ke is taraf koi nahi aata hai, isliye to tujko bulya hai, bahut din ho gaye hai, ajj muka mila hai, chal jaldi samay barbad mat kar aa jaa meri randi kutiya...



Aurat- chal sala Madarchod kahi ka jab dekho tab tere yahi hai, sala bhadwa kahi ka, teri bhi to Biwi hai uske pass kyu nahi jata hai tu, har dam mere pass hi aa jata hai sala kuta kahi ka..


Mard age bada or aurat ke ball pakad kar usko juka diya or apna pent utar diya or bola..


Mard- sali bahut mhu chalti hai tu, sali ab jada intajara mat kara mujko mhu khol meri randi, mhu khol or chus mera lunt acchi kutiya ki tarah chus sali..


Aurat ne us mard ki chidi bhi utar do or uska lunt apne mhu mae dal chusna suru kar diya...





Sup... Sup.. Sup.. Sup.. Sup.. Us puri jhopdi mae ISI tarah ki awaj aanee lagi, aur Admi bhi toda siske laga..


Admi - aah sali kuch bhi bol, jesa tu bolne mae 1 number hai na, wesi hi sali tu lunt chusne mae bhi number 1 hi hogi sali or jam laga kar chus sali ahh ese hi ese hi sali


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Admi- aaahh sali kutiya meri raandi pata hai tera wo Madarchod pati, mard hai bhi ya nahin, jo tujh jese garam aurat ko chhodakar sala bas kaam ke pich hi bhag raha hai, sali uski jagha agar main hota to, teri chut ko jada der khali nahi rhakta har dam mera luda teri chut mae dala rahta hai main..


Aurat- tuu.. Tum.. Sale harm ki awald sab janti hu main, tere jese bhadwe ko agar main teri Biwi hoti tab bhi tu kisi or aurat ko dekh laar tapkata firta sale harmi.


Adami- chup sali mere luda chus pahle FIR bol lena

Aur FIR aurat ne luda chusna suru kar diya, kuchh der baad Admi ne aurat ko khada kiya or or kapde ke upper se uske dudh masalne laga..


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Aur aurat ne apne dudh de kapde hata liya or Admi uske dudh par tut pada or bola



Admi- aaahh, kitne kadak hai sali tere chuchi jab bhi chusta hu, ek alag hi maja aa jata hai aahh, let ja sali abhi to teri chut bhi marni hai mujko..

Or wo admi us aurat ke upper let kar uske dhudh pine lagta hai

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Admi - kyu re sali jab tera pati teri chut marta hoga to usko tere upper sak nahi hota hoga bol sali..



Aurat- aaahhh sale tu kutte hi hai, kese kutte ki tarah meri dhudh chat raha hai, or rahi baat meri pati ki uske pass samay hi kaha hai meri chut marne ka, aaaahh sale kutte, aaram se teri biwi nahi hu jo Kuch bhi kar lega mere saath..sale mere bhadwe chal chood mujko, maar meri chut sale bahut khujli ho rahi hai nichhe aahh



Admi - sali agar main kuuta hu, to tu bhi meri kuttiya hai, chal aajj teri chut ki sarri khujli mita deta hu sali

Or ye bol kar Admi ne apni do ungli aurat ki chut mae gussa ka, andar bhar karne laga, or aurat chikne lagi



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Adami- dekh sali kitna sisk rahi hai ruk ja abhi mera mota luda teri chut mae pelunga, khol kar dikha teri chut, khol sali kutiya

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Fir usne us aurat ke chut mae apna lunt ghusa diya or usko choodne laga, jor - jor se choodne laga, jab bhi wo uski chut mae andar tak apna luda pelta aurat ke dono dudh hilane lage or wo sisake lagi


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Aurat - aaahh hhhmmm mere kutte chood .. Chood mujko chood sale, or chood, chood mujko aaahhh hmmm..


Adami - aaahh sali, hamesa ki tarah teri, chut mae kitni kasawat hai aaahh sali, jab tujko choodta hu maja hi aa jata hai, le, le mera luda le...


Aurat- aaahh hhmmm de or jor se or jor se madarchodo kutte, chood mujko, chood mujko aahhh hhmm mmm...


Or ye siskiya us jhopdi mae gunjti rahi karib 10 minutes mae hi adami ne apni garmi us aurat ke chut mae nikal li or uske baju mae let gaya...

Adami- aahh sali raandi maja hi aa gaya, aaj sali ab or kab degi apni ye rasili chut mujko bol..


Aurat- hhmm sale kutte hamesa ki tarah mujko adure raste mae chodkar khud jhad gyaa, sala kutta, apna pani nikal diya or mera kya sale..


Adami- sali kutttya tujko tera pani nikalne ke liye mera lunt nahi kisi janwar ka mota luda hi kafi hoga, jab koi dhandar luda legi na teri chut ke andar tab, tere pani ke saath -saath mhut bhi nikal jayega sali..


Aurat- ha sale bhadwe teri andar takat nahi to meri chut ko dhosh de de, aacha hai khud ka kaam nikal gaya kyu..



Adami- ha to sali ab main kya kary teri, ye chut ki aag bhujtu hi nahi hai to, meri maan sali koi jawan luda pata le kya, pata wo teri aag bhuja de, chal ab main chalta hu meri randi kuttiya...



Or ye bol kar wo Adami , us jhopdi ke bhar chala gaya, or wo aurat abhi bhi wese hi leti hui thi,raju ye sab dekh or sun kar san ( shok) ho gaya tha.. Or jab usne us aurat ki sakal ( face) dekhi tho uski ankhe badi ho gai


Raju(man mae) - are ye, ye to wahi bhabhi jinko mene ajj dekha tha


(Note- to ye unhi 3 aurto mae se 1 thi jisko raju ne ajj nadi mae nahate dekha tha) par raju usnko pahchan nahi paya kyuki app sabhi ne pichle update mae read kar hi liya hai ki, raju jada ghar se bhar ghuma hi nahi hai, or agar kahi gaya bhi to apni bahano or maa ke saath hi gaya tha,


Par tabhi raju ne us aurat par toda jada dhyan diya tab usko us aurat ki maan ki baat pata chali


Aurat(man mae) - sala kutta tujko kya lagta mae tere saath apni marji se soti hu, sale agar mera pati mard hota to main tere pass aati bhi nahi, par meri kismat hi kharab hai, ab to bas yahi jidagi hai lagta hai, or tu bhi meri jisam ki agg tanda kaha par kya sale, ab to ungli se hi kaam chalana hoga


Fir kya , us aurat ne fir apni ungli apni chut mae gusana auru kiya or siski bhi nikalne lagi


Ahhhh ssssss, aahhhhhhmmmmm aaaahhhh, ssssss#, aaahhhhhmmmmm, aaaahhhhh

Bas yese karte karte wo bhi jhad hi gai or tabhi raju ko samay ka khyal aaya or wo waha se jane ke liya muda tabhi uska per patar par pada or raju gir gaya, or uske mhu se awaj nikal gai, jo andar us aurat ne sun li


Aurat- kon.. Kon.. Kon... Ha waha par.. Kon hai


Or wo aurat turant sarri lapeti, or bhar aa gai us jhopdi se, par tab tak raju waha se bhag kar, pedo ke piche chip gaya, or wo aurat sochne lagi


Aurat- Kon tha, koi adami to nahi hoga, nahi nahi, agar koi mard hota to, mujko majbur jarur karta, to kahi koi ladka tho nahi gaon ka, ha yahi ho sakata hai lagta hai bhag gaya..


Par raju tab tak jungle se bahar apne gaon ki taraf aa chuka tha or sochne laga ki ajj hi usne Meena ke man ki baat jaan li, wo chhudai wali book bhi dekh li or to or, apne ankho se chudai bhi dekh li ye sab kya hua wo yahi sochta hua, apne ghar tak ja chuka tha tabhi



Baki agle update mae...

Amazing update

 

[Bilal jan]

Update 8

Aurat- Kon tha, koi adami to nahi hoga, nahi nahi, agar koi mard hota to, mujko majbur jarur karta, to kahi koi ladka tho nahi gaon ka, ha yahi ho sakata hai lagta hai bhag gaya..


Par raju tab tak jungle se bahar apne gaon ki taraf aa chuka tha or sochne laga ki ajj hi usne Meena ke man ki baat jaan li, wo chhudai wali book bhi dekh li or to or, apne ankho se chudai bhi dekh li ye sab kya hua wo yahi sochta hua, apne ghar tak ja chuka tha tabhi


Ab age

raju apne ghar ke pass phauch hi gaya tha ki kisi ne usko awaj di , raju palta to dekha ki ye to Ratna bhabhi hai


New intro

Ratna - age 28

Gora badan, badi - badi gand, or dhud ki factory, jada ghar se bahar nahi jati, iske yaha iske pati or saas sasur hi kheto mae jate hai, ye ghar mae rahti hai, saadi ko 6 sal ho gaye hai 1 baccha hai jo 6 sal ka hai

Ratna



Ratna - kyu davar Ji kaha se aa rahe ho app, kuch dekh liya lagta hai jungle mae , isiliy main 3 baar awaj laga chuki hu tab apne, suna kya dekh liya jara apni bhabhi ko bhi batawo..


Raju(man mae ) - agar apko bata diya ki kya dekha hu to app to mujko khut hi dogi bhabhi..


Raju - are kuch nahi bhabhi wo ajj pahi baar akele jungle ki taraf gaya tha na to ek alag ki maja aaya, to wahi sab soch raha tha or kuch nahi, app bataye app kesi ho, sab badiya hai na..


Ratna - ha kyu nahi daver Ji ye to accchi baat hai ab, app toda ghar se bhar bhi jate ho, warna pahle to (or wo bich mae ruk gai) ..


Raju - ruk kyu gai bhabhi, app chinta mat kijiye, maa mujko sab kuch phale se bata chuki hai, ki main kese tha pahle..


Ratna- accha ye tik kiya kaki ne jo tumko sab kuch bata chuki hai wo..


Raju- par bhabhi apne bataya nahi ki apke ghar mae sab badiya hai na (or raju ne toda dhyan diya Ratna par)


Ratna- ha, ha, bilkul raju ghar mae to sab kuch badiya chal raha hai or main (toda kar) bhi tik hu..


Ratna(man mae) - ab tumko kya batau raju mera dukh, saadi ke turant baad ladki ho gai, uske baat to jese iswar mujse mhu hi mod liya hai, na jane ab kab meri khook se koi baccha peda hoga na jane kab..


Raju- koi baat nahi bhabhiji app bilkul tenson mat lijiye, apki sab chinta dur ho jayengi bas toda intjar kijie.. Apki sab paresani dur ho jayegi


Raju ke is jawaj se Ratna toda sock ho gai ki raju ne ye kya bola or wo bhi turant boli


Ratna;- kya, kya kon si tenson ki baat kar rahe ho tum raju, or kya dur ho jayengi bolo


Raju- main to kuch bola hi nahi bhabhi bas yese hi, accha main chalta hu apne ghar amna bhi aa gai hogi kahi mujko daat na pad jaye, chalta hu bhabhi


Or raju apne raste chal pada idhar Ratna soch mae pad gai ki kya hu, kahi raju ne uske dil ki baat to nahi jan li, fir agle hi pal sochti ki, nahi nahi yese kese koi maan ki baat jan lega sayad raju yese hi bol gaya hoga or ye sochti hui Ratna apne ghar andar chali gai, idhar raju jab ghar gaya to uski maa kuch purane photo ( album) dekh rahi .. Raju ko dekh wo boli


Salu- kyu re raju kaha gaya to main kitne der se aa gai ghar mae or tu kaha gaya tha, main kab se teri rah ( intajar) dekh rahi thi..


Raju- kya amma tum bhi na ab main tode hi chota baccha hu, ab main bada ho gaya hu, or main bas yese hi toda gaon ghum raha tha or kuch nahi, or ye tum kya dekh rahi ho amma..


Salu- are pagle chae to kitna bhi bada ho jaye mere liye mera bhola hi rahega aur ye to beta kuch purani photo hai, tere or teri dono bahno ke bachpan ki.. Or teri bahan ki saadi ki bhi..


Raju- kya hamare ghar ye bhi tha or mujko abhi pata chal raha hai, wese amma, mujkk to didi ki saadi ke samay ka jada yaad nahi hai, tum kuch batawo na amma ki akhir kese hamare jese garib ghar ki beti ki saadi sahar ( city) ke itne amir parivaar mae hui..


Salu- huu to tujko janana hai ( raju ne toda khusi mae sir hilaya) to sun beta, ab tu to janta hai teri dono bahane jo hai judwa ( twins) hai, or dono bahut khubasoorat hai..


Raju- ha maa main janta hu, or wo khubasoorat hongi bhi kyu nahi akhir apki salu ki beti hai app itni khubasoorat ho to unko to khubasoorat to hona hi tha na..


Salu- accha to mera bete ko apni 40 par ki maa khubasoorat lag rahi hai, ya mujko khush karane ke liya jhut bol raha hai tu huu


Raju- are nahi ama main sach bol raha hu, or wese bhi apko kon bol sakta hai ki app 40 ki ho chuki ho abhi bhi app ajj kal ki nai bahu ko takar de sakti ho khubasoorai mae haa..


Salu- haye Ram dekha to mera beta hokar mere saath hi chichori ( flirt) kar raha hai, par koi baat tera itna hak banta hai ha to main kaha thi yaad aya to teri bahane jo hai tere se lagabhag 6-7 sal ki badi hogi to ajj se 5-6 sal pahle jab hamare gaon mae wo mella laga hua tha na tab (raju bich mae hi)


Raju - accha amma mene ye malla ke bare mae bahut to pahle uske baare mae hi batao mujko FIR saadi ke bare mae..


Salu- accha tik hai sun, ab jitna mujko pata hi is mella ke bare mae wo batati hu tik, to ye mella jo hai lagbhaga pure 30 din chalta, or sayad har 5-6 sal mae 1 baar hota hai or isne hamare ass- pass ke 36 gaon ke log milkar kaam karte hai.


Raju- accha itna bada mella par amma har sal kyu nahi, 5-6 sal mae 1 baar hi kyu..


Salu- ab iske bare mae to main nahi janti beta, par itna janti hu ki ye barso se chala aa raha par kyu ye nahi janti, to jab pichle baar mela hua tha na beta tab, jo hamare thakur sahab hai na unke koi sahar (city) ke kaam wale dost (business partner) ke bete aaye hue the or pata nahi kese par, un dono ko meri dono betiya pasand aa gai,
Tab unke pita ne thakur sahab ko iske bare mae jankari di, kyuki thakur sahab tere Bapu ko apna dost jesa mante hai, isiliye unhone tere Bapu ko pahle haveli bulyaa jaha tere Bapu or thakur sahab ke kaam wale dost (business partner) , ke bich baat hui,


Raju- to fir kya hua aama ..


Salu- ab fir tere Bapu ne sab saaf - saaf bata diya hamare bare mae, tab jo hai unhone jo hamare samdi the unhone bola ki unko kuch nahi chaiye unke pass sab kuch hai, bas hamari ladkiya ko apne ghar ki bahu banana chahte hai, fir thakur sahab ne puri saadi ki jimedari li or mella ke anat (last) mae teri bahano ki saadi ho gai, or us din se tere Bapu ki ijaat thakur parivaar mae or bad gai saath mae, is gaon mae bhi samjha, or tujko ek baat or bata du ki jab tu chota tha na tab apne bahano ke saath haveli jaya karta tha or waha thakur sahab ki betiya tujko bahut paresan karti or tu hamesa unki sikayat karta tha..


Raju- ha mujko kuch kuch to yaad aa raha hai, sayad 2 betiya thi na thakur sahab ki


Salu- ha tune sahi kaha 2 betiya hai thakur sahab ki or dono ki saadi bhi ho chuki hai, or wo bhi tere didi ke sasural wale shaar ke pass hi gai hai,


Raju- accha aama wo main 1 or sawal tha mera


Salu- nahi -nahi bas -bas ho chuka ajj ka ab mujko kaam karne tab tak tujko agar dekhna hai to ye photo dekh le tik hai


Or salu apne ghar ke kaam mae lag gai or raju photo dekhne mae lag gaya

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Update 9


Ek Razz


Salu- ha tune sahi kaha 2 betiya hai thakur sahab ki or dono ki saadi bhi ho chuki hai, or wo bhi tere didi ke sasural wale shaar ke pass hi gai hai,


Raju- accha aama wo main 1 or sawal tha mera


Salu- nahi -nahi bas -bas ho chuka ajj ka ab mujko kaam karne tab tak tujko agar dekhna hai to ye photo dekh le tik hai


Or salu apne ghar ke kaam mae lag gai or raju photo dekhne mae lag gaya


Ab age

Jab salu ne bola ki mujhe or bhi bahut kaam hai tu in photo ko hu dekh tab raju, photos ko dekhne laga, or dekhte dekhte usko apne bachpan ki bahut si chijo ki yaad bhi aane lagi, ki kese wo apni dono bahano ke saath hi rahta tha, uski dono bahne usko kitna payar karti thi or na jane kitni baar uske (raju) ke liye kitno se lad bhi chuki thi b
To thoda mae apko raju ki dono bahno ke bare mae bata deta hu

Soniya or sonali ye thi raju ki 2 bahne jisme soniya sonali se 5 minutes ki badi thi dono bahno ki khubasurati ki bate kare ya dimag ki dono ek dusre se 20-20 thi na kam na jada, bilkul barabar or dono ka raju ke Liye payar bhi barbar hi tha, jab raju chota tha tab dono mae se koi na koi raju ke saath rahti hi thi usko akela nahi choda karti thi or kyuki dono bahano ki dosti thakur sahab ki dono betiyo ke saath thi ISI liye, raju ko thakur ki dono betiyo bhi bahut payar karti thi jiske bare mae sab janate the ab kyuki raju dimag se bilkul bhola tha isliye koi kuch nahi Bolta tha usko jada tar..

Par kuch baat yesi bhi thi dono bahno ke zingai se jhudi hui ki, jiske bare mae koi nahi janta tha yaha tak ki Uski khud ki maa bhi nahi to ye baat tab ki hai jab dono bahne 18 sal par kar matlb unki saadi ke kuch din pahale hi,or melaa bhi kahate hone ke karib aa chuka tha,or ussi samay ye dono bahne or thakur sahab ki dono betiya bhi mella mae aai thi,or dur daraj bade -bade pandit or kuch baba ki toli bhi (ye unhi ki toli thi jinme se 1 ne salu ko asirvad diya tha) pauch chuki thi , or yese hi in charo ke saath kuch yesa hua tha ki inki zindagi badal gai us raat mae or in 4 ne ye ek dusre se ye promis liya ki ye bate wo kisi ko bhi nahi batangi or kuch din baat dono (sonali, soniya) ki saadi ho gai or kuch mahino mae thakur sahab ki 2 betiyo ki bhi saadi ho gai, or wo razz, razz hi rah gaya hamesa ke liya
( To ye kon sa razz tha kon si baat iska pata apko is story mae agge pata chalega)

Iske baad Jada kuch nahi hua, raat ko ramu salu raju tino ne khana khaya or chal diye apne - apne room mae, raat hue Salu ka room agge tha or raju apne room mae soya hua tha, subha ke 5 baje or salu ko ek sapna aaya, or sapne mae,

Salu puri nangi thi or uske dono pero ke bich koi btha hua usko jabardast tarike se chod raha tha,salu ki siskiya hi nahi ruk rahi or wo kuch minuts mae jhad gai par jese hi usne samne wala ka cahara dekha to , wo chik uthi or uska sapna tut gaya

Salu ka sapna





Salu puri tarha se pasine se bhing chuki thi or usne jab apna hath apne Pantry mae dala tho bahut jada sharma, or lajjit hui kyuki wo sapne mae hi jhad chuki thi

Salu- nahi ye nahi ho sakta bhala mujko yesa sapna kyu aaya, bhala main ek maa hokar apne bete se kese chud sakti hu

( To dosto jo admi ya ladka salu ne apne sapne mae dekha wo or koi nahi apna raju hi tha)

Salu- kahi wo.. Wo.. Bat sahi to nahi hogi, jo meri saas ne mujko apne antim samay mae batai thi, wo baat

(Or salu us time ke bare mae sochne lagi to chaliye toda piche chalte hai)


salu apni saas ke sirhane bathi hui thi, or uski saas apni antim sans le rahi thi or , uski saas ne baki sabhi ko kamre se bahar jane ko bol diya or darwaja bhi band karane ke liye kah diya


Saas- bahu .. Huuu.. Bahu .. Kaha, kaha hai tu


Salu- ha.. Ha.. Maji boliye kya hai.. Main yahi hu maji , apni salu yahi hu


Saas- bahu (sans bharte hue) ab mere pass jada wakt nahi hai, isliye main jo bol rahi hu usko dhyan se sunaana, or meri baato ko pura bhi karna..


Salu- nahi maji, yesa mat boliye aap ko kuch nahi hoga, ye (ramu) gaye hai, sahar thakur sahab ke saath doctor ke pass app chinta mat kijie..


Saas- nahi.. Nahi.. Bahu ab kuch nahi ho sakta, meri sans ab jada nahi bachi hai, isliye jo bol rahi hu wo dhyan se sun, par ek wada kar is razz ke bare mae , tere alwa kisi ko bhi nahi bategi ha tu raju ko bata sakti hai.. Wada kar mujhase bahu wada kar


Salu- boliye maji main .. Main apse wada karti hu ye razz kisi ko nahi bataungi par raju kyu..


Saas- wo tujko ye razz pura sunane ke baad pata chal jaayega , apna kaan mere pass laa bahu main nahi cahati ki ye baat is kamre ke bahar bhi jaye

Salu ne yese hi kiya or apni saas ke mhu taraf jhuk gai or kaan laga liya


Saas- bahu sun bahut samay pahle ki baat hai hamare hi parivaar mae mere sasur Ji or meri sasu maa ne ek paap kiya tha, us samay ramu mere pet (pregnant) mae aa chuka tha, meri umr bhi jada nahi thi teri jitni hi thi meri umr bhi or mere saas sasur 40 ke honge or ek din wo dono ne ek yesi jagha kaam kida (sex) kar rahe the jaha unko nahi karna chahiye tha kyuki wo jagha ek bade sadhu ki thi, jab wo dono apne sarir ka shuk le rahe the tabhi , sadhu bhi waha aa gaye, par unke ane par bhi mere saas sasur nahi ruke jisse wo sadhu bahut hi gussa ho gaye or unhonne sharp de diya ki
Ab toda us samay chale tha


Sadhu - are murkh insan, hamari is pavitr jagha ko tu ganda kar raha tha ,kya ye kam nahi tha jo hamare ane par bhi tum dono ko todi bhi lazza nahi aai, ja main tujko sharp deta hu, jis parkar tu mere samane apni maan - maryada, niyam ko khatm kar diya hai, wese hi teri pidhi mae har koi apps mae hi saririk samband banenge


Jab mere saas -sasur ne ye baat suni to unke to sarir hi suny(zero) ho gaya, fir wo apne kapde jese tese tik karke un sadhu ke pero mae gir kar rone lage gidgidane lage or mafi mangne lage tab un sadhu baba ko bhi apne srap ka dhyan aaya

Sadhu- are ye hamne kya bol diya, itna bhayankar sharp de diya, dekho jo ho gaya main nahi badal sakta hu, par is sharp ka asse jarur kaam kar sakta hu, ja teri har pidhi mae nahi par teri thisri (3) pidhi matlb tere nati ke bete ke samay ye sharp asar karega or wo log apps mae saririk samband banege....par isme tere nati samilit nahi hoga, or is baat ko tumhe apni bahu ko apne marte samay hi bhatani hogi or ye wada lena hoga ki wo ye baat kisi ko na bole


Wapis salu or saas ke pass chalate hai.

Saas- bahu ye baat meri saas ne apne antim samay mujhase boli thi or ajj main tujko bata rahi hu, or jab tune mujko wo baba wali baat kahi tab mujko,apni saas ki baat yaad aa gai,yaad rahe salu ab raju bada ho raha hai, ho sake to is sharp ko hone se rokna hai tujko sonali or soniya ki saadi jaldi se kara de taki wo dono raju se dur ho jaye, or.. Or.. Bahu.. Bahu.. Sab.. Sab.. Khus.. Khush.. Raho

Aur salu ki saas ki jindagi khatm hui or idhar salu ki us soch se bhar aa gai or , wo darwaje ki taraf dekhti hai to light jal chuki thi matlb uska pati uth chuka tha or salu FIR se sochne lagi..


Salu- huff.. Huff.. Aj wo baat itne salo baad FIR se mujko kyu yaad aa gai, or subha ho chuki hai kahi wo sharp sahi to, nahi.. Nahi yesa nahi ho sakata hai main apne bete ke saath nahi.. Nahi.. Ye nahi ho sakta kabhi bhi ..

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Update 10


Raju salu



Aur salu ki saas ki jindagi khatm hui or idhar salu ki us soch se bhar aa gai or , wo darwaje ki taraf dekhti hai to light jal chuki thi matlb uska pati uth chuka tha or salu FIR se sochne lagi..


Salu- huff.. Huff.. Aj wo baat itne salo baad FIR se mujko kyu yaad aa gai, or subha ho chuki hai kahi wo sharp sahi to, nahi.. Nahi yesa nahi ho sakata hai main apne bete ke saath nahi.. Nahi.. Ye nahi ho sakta kabhi bhi ..


Ab age

Salu kuch or der tak, apni saas ke bato or us shrap ke bare mae sochti rahi, tabhi salu ka dhyan uske pati ramu ki awaj aai tuta jo sayad agan ki taraf se

Ramu- salu ye salu uth gai ki nahi dekh kitni der ho gai ajj hum dono ko, salu ye salu


Salu- ha, ha, Ji uth gai hu main boliye kuch kaam hai kya apko


Ramu- ha tabhi to tujko awaj di mene, wo kya hai ajj kuch kaam se mae kheto ki taraf hi rahunga to tu jaldi se kuch bana de or kuch bandh ( tifin) bhi de, udhar hi kha lunga, or main toda tabela se aata hu.


Salu- accha tik hai Ji app, apna kaam kariye main sab kuch tayar karti hu jaldi se


Ramu tabele ki taraf chal diya or salu mhu haath dho kar chay ( tea) ban chuki thi or aata guth rahi thi roti banae ke liya, or jab uski nazar ghadi ( watch) par padi to..


Salu- ye bhagwan subha ke 8 bajne ko hai or ye mera ladka abhi tak soo hi raha hai, kya karu main is ladke ka, kitni baar bol chuki hu jaldi utha kar par, sahabjade ko koi fark hi nahi padta hai, abhi khabar leti hu iski ,Raju, raju, ye beta raju uth ja re dekh 8 bajne ko hai raju ye raju , uff ye ladka bhi na itni awaj laga cuki FIR bhi iske kano mae jhu tak nahi chali abhi batati hu isko


Or salu uthi or chal di Raju ke room mae, kyuki Raju ne andar se lock nahi kiya to salu ko koi problam nahi hui or wo andar chali gai


Haha raju pet ke bal soya hua tha, salu raju ko yesa sote dekh,uske honto par ek muskaan aa gai, fir raju ke pass gai or uske pit par hath marte hue salu boli

Salu raju


Salu- raju ye raju uth ja re dekh kitna samay ho gaya hai, kab samjhe ga tu uth ja raju ye raju

Par salu ki baat ka raju par koi khash asar nahi hua or wo fir pith ke bal let gaya or soo gaya, jisko dekh salu ko toda gussa aya or usne


Salu- accha to tu, yese sidhi tarah se nahi uthne wala tik hai abhi batati hu tujko main

Or ye bol kar, salu ne raju ke chadar ko pakda or jor se kinch liya, par jese hi chadar hata, salu ka mhu or ankh khuli rah gai kyuki, raju nanga soya hua tha or subha ki wajha se raju ka hatyar pura khada hua tha (kuch is tarha se)


Raju



Isse pahale ki salu kuch or react kar pati Raju ki nind khul gai, ek pal ke liye salu or Raju ki nazre mili or, salu kamre se bhar bhag hi gai or Raju ko apni halat ke bare mae pata chal gaya..


Raju(man mae) - ye.. Ye.. Kya hua abhi kahi sapna to nahi tha nahi ye. Ye sach main hua matlb amma ne mujhe nanga dekh liya wo bhi yese jisme mera luda khada tha, par amma turat kyu nahi bhagi kyu.. Yaar main apne pure kapde uthar ke soya hi kyu na main nanga sota or na hi amma mujko yese dekhti, kya ho raha hai yaar mere sath..

Raju idhar ye sab kuch soch raha tha or idhar salu apne room mae diwal ke sahare khadi hui thi salu ki dil ki dadkan or uski sanse bahut tej chal rahi thi, or wo lambi - lambi sanse bhar rahi thi or apne man mae soch rahi thi


Salu- uff.. Off.. Ye ye kya dekh liye mene wo kitna bada tha, chii, chii ye main kya soch rahi hu wo, wo mera beta hai, beta mujko uske bare mae ye sab sochna hi nahi chahiye, par raju kya soch raha hoga mere bare mae ,ki uski maa ne usko pura nanga dekh liya,kese nazre milaungi mae ab apne raju se kya karu,par galti bhinto uski hi thi itna bada hokar koi nanga sota hai kya,(ek saram ki lali) par ab kar bhi kya sakti hu,
ha ek kaam karti hu ab ajj ke baad mae kabhi bhi subha raju ke kamare mae nahi jane wali kabhi nahi, hmm yahi sahi rahega, yahi sahi rahega ,

Or salu apne kaam mae lag jati idhar raju bhi uth jata hai, par jo hua tha abhi -abhi usko soch kar wo salu se baat nahi karta hai, or FIR wahi agan mae nahane lagta hai (gaon ke log kabhi ghar mae to kabhi nadi mae nahate hai)

Or kyuki jaha nahane ki jagh hai wha darwaja nahi bas parda hi tha, isilye, pada hawa main hat jata or samne khadi salu ki nazar apne bete ke majbut sarir par jati hai, ajj pahli baar salu raju ke bade hone ke baad uske sarir ko dekhti hai ek alag nazar se


Salu(man mae) - hye kitna khubasoorat or jawan ho gaye mera bete, jo bhi iski biwi banegi kitni khush rahegi wo, ek to itna sundar chahara (face) yesi takatwar sarir (body) , or is itna bada wo, (FIR mamata jag jati hai), chii chii ye tu kya soch rahi hai salu ye tere beta hai, tera pati nahi salu..

Or salu apni soch se bahar aa jati hai, or FIR apne kaam mae lag jati hai, idhar raju naha kar tayar ho jata hai or salu ke pass aa jata hai or


Raju- kya baat hai amma aj subha se dekh raha hu kuch jaldi hi khana bana rahi hai or ye pudi sabji bhi koi aa raha hai kya..


Raju ki normal baate sun salu ko bhi tik laga or wo boli


Salu- nahi re koi nahi aa raha wo, ajj tere baba ko kheto mae toda jada hi kaam hai to mujko bole hai ki kuch band dena to unke liye hi bana rahi pudi mae..


Raju- accha to ye baat hai, tik hai ISI bahane pudi khane to milegai, main kuch madad kar du kya amma


Salu- (muskurate hue) - tu bhala kya madad karega re meri, tujko kuch aata bhi hai kya.. Hasti hui boli


Raju- kya maa (kabhi amma kabhi maa) tumko kya lagta hai mujko nahi aayega kuch kaam lawo, main bana deta hu pudi tum isko tel (oli) mae tal do


Salu- kya majak kar raha hai re tujhe nahi hone wala ye kaam samjha rahne de


Raju- accha apko yesa lagta hai, to tik hai lagati ho shart ki agar mene ye bachi hui 10 pudi acche se bana di to main.. Main apke galo ko chum lunga bolo lagati ho shart agar har gaya to har subha 6 baje uth jaunga


Salu Raju ki shaart sun hayeran ho gai FIR bhi usko laga ki Raju majak kar raha hoga to wo man gai idhar Raju ne sach mae baki ki 10 pudi bilkul sahi bana li FIR Raju apne hath jadata hua bolo


Raju- calo amma ab tayar ho jawo, mene apni baat puri kar li ab, chaalo mujko tumhare gaal chumme do..


Salu- hye daya, mujko laga tu majak kar raha hoga isliye mene hami bhar di, par tu nahi main nahi chumme dungi tujko


Raju- soch lo aama agar aarm se man jawogi to kuch nahi karunga nahi to jabardasti chum lunga tumko


Salu- aacha uske liye tujko mujko pakdna padega tab na hi, hi, hi


Or salu idhar udhara bhagne lagi or Raju uske piche or akhir mae Raju ki pakad mae salu aa hi gai or


Raju- lo aam app pakd mae aa hi gai na chalo ab mujko chumne do tumhare gaal

Is masti majak mae salu ki bhi Ek alag hi romach aaya or wo itlate hue boli


Salu- nahi nahi bilkul nahi


Raju- to yese nahi manogi tum hu to tik hai

Or raju ne salu ke piche se, usko apni baho mae bhar kar uske galo ko chum ne laga to salu idhar udhara hone lagi tab achank hi raju ne salu ke dono dhud ko pakad liya,or uske kano or galo ko chum hi liya

Par usi is harkat ne salu ke mhu se ek mitti siski bhi nikal hi di

Salu or Raju



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Update 13

Pandit ji bolte bolte ruk gaye, raju sab ki tarf dekhne laga to paya ki sab, uske piche ki tarf dekh rahe, tabhi raju ke kano mae kisi ke payal ki chn-chan ki awaj gunji raju piche palta to samne jo dekha wo sayad uski zindagi ka sabase khubasoorat or hasin pal tha kyuki uski ankho ke samne wo thi Or usko dekh raju ke maan ne ek hi baat boli

"Tujhe dekhne ke baad
Sharabi bhi peena chod de
Aisa nasha hai tere
Khoobsurat se chehre mee


Ab agge

To ye thakur sahab ki choti bahu maya thi, jo sab ke kiya chay(tea) lekar aa rahi thi..

Maya- boliye pandit Ji app ruk kyu gaye, hum bura nahi manengi, kyuki jo sach hai wo sach accha ya bura nahi..


Thakur- wo baat hoti rahegi bahu, insse milo, wese to ye kai baar aa chuka hai Haveli par, us samay tum nahi aai thi yaha par, ye raju hai, ramu ka ladka or raju ye meri choti bahu maya..


Maya or raju ne ek dusre ko dekha or dono ki nazre mili, or dono ke dil ne kuch kaha


Maya- namaste accha to app ho wo jiske bare mae sab log baat karte the, accha hai ajj mene dekh bhi liya apko ( ek muskaan)


Raju- Ji namaste bhabhi ji


Thakur- bahu tum bhi yaha bath jawo hume tumhare idea ki jarurat bhi pad sakti hai, kyuki tumhare alwo or koi dimag wala bahu to nahi hai mere pasa bath jawo


Maya - ji papa , or pandit ji app apni baat puri kijiye, bina kisi problam ke tik hai


Pandit ji- acchi baat hai choti bahu, to Thakur sahab ab apke kisi bhi betev ki koi aulad to hai na or na hi apke parivaar mae koi kuwara bacha to iss melle mae to apke parivaar ki taraf se koi bhi puja ka adhikari nahi hai, ha par app log puja mae saath jaru denge par , jo mhuky jajman hoga wo apke parivaar se nahi aa sakta..


Todi der sab chup rahe fir Thakur sahab bole


Thakur- hum apki baat samajh gaye pandit Ji, par agar hamare ghar se nahi to koi or uppay to hoga na..


Pandit Ji- Ji Thakur sahab bilkul uppay hai, jo hamare padada ne pahale se hi likh liya tha ki agar,
Agar esi koi bhi wakha aaye jab Thakur parivaar ki taraf se koi mukhy puja ka adhikari na ho to, ISI gaon ke kisi kuware ladke se ye puja karai ja sakti hai

Pandit Ji- par uska bhi 1 niyan hai Thakur sahab ki
- us ladke ki umr 15-21 saal ke bich honi chaahiye..


Thakur- accha ye kaam ki baat boli apne Pandit Ji, ramu tere bete ki umr bhi to 19-20 saal hogi na kyu na tere bete se hi is saal ki puja kara li jaye..


Ramu- ye to mere or mere bete ke bahut bade swbaghy ki baat hogi bhaiya ki, hamare gaon ki khuldevi ki puja mera beta karega kyu raju..

Raju kuch nahi bola todi der chup raha wo kuch soch raha tha or jab wo bola too, ramu ko gussa aa gaya kyuki Raju ne kaha ki


Raju- nahi babu ye tik nahi hoga

Jab raju ne kaha to ramu ko pahli baar us par gussa aya ir idhar Maya todi chok gai, kyuki ajj pahli baar kisi ne Thakur sahab ki baat ko kata tha wo bhi unke hi samane


Ramu-( jor se) - raju ye kya harkat hai, batamij teri itni himmat, ki pita saman Thakur ji ke bato ko na sirf tu man raha balki unke same hi kaat raha unki baato ko..

Isse pahle ki ramu or kuch bol pata Maya ne Thakur sahab ko isare se unko(ramu ko) ishare se chup hone ke liye bola, or Thakur sahab ko apni bahu ke upper pura viswash tha isliye unhonne ramu ko bola


Thakur- ramu shant - shant , choti bahu tum kuch bolna chahti ho raju si to bol lo


Maya- Raju tik to apne abhi na sirf apne pita ki balik hamare pita ji ki baat ko bhi mana kar diya, iski koi to wajha hogi na, ki yese hi mana kar diya apne..


Raju- ji wajha hai bhabhiji bahut badi wajha se mene mana kiya


Thakur- accha to bol beta ki kya wajha hai tere pass


Raju- yahi ki mere puja karane se apki or mere Bapu dono ki izzat gaon walo or baki ke 35 gaon walo ki nazar mae kam ho jayegi babuji


Raju ki iss baat ko ssun jo ramu abhi tak guse mae tha ir baki ke log bhi, toda gambhir ho gaye


Thakur- hamari or ramu ki izzat hum kuch samjhe nahi Raju toda khul kar bata, baat kya hai..


Raju- babuji app ko to pata hi hoga ki apki or mere babuji ki dosti ke bare mae hamara gaon hi nahi balki ass- pass ke sare gaon wale acchi tarah se jante hai


Thakur- ha bilkul beta, ye to sach hai na sirf gaon balki mere jo sahar ( city) ke dost hai wo bhi jante hai par isse izzat ka kya matlb Raju


Raju- to Pandit Ji ye batai ki jab bhi mella hone wala hota hai to iske bare mae sabhi 36 gaon mae iski jankari pahle se di jati hai ki nahi.


Pandit Ji- ha bilkul Raju melle ke 20 din pahle hi sabhi 36 gaon or bahar ke logo ko bhi jankari di jati hai ki, mella kab hoga or is baar devi ki puja ka adhikar kisko mila hai..


Raju- ha to sochiye babuji ki jab gaon walo ko ye baat pata chalegi ki, iss baar mukhy puja apke parivaar se nahi balki mere parivaar se hogi to gaon wale kya sochenge apke or Bapu ke bare mae, bhale hi wo apke samne na bole par pithouche to yahi bolenge ki, kyuki hamare parivaar se apka accha nata hai isliye apne mujko chuna nahi to or bhi bahut se parivaar hai is gaon mae unko kyu nahi, bas isliye mene naa kaha babuji, baki jese apko tik lage..


Raju ki baat sab ke dil ko chu gai, khash karke ramu or Maya ke dil ko, ramu ne Raju ke sir par payar se hath rakh bola ki


Ramu- maff kar de beta mujko to iss baat ka andaja hi nahi tha ki tu itni dur ki soch bhi sakta hai re, tune sach mae ajj mera mera or Thakur sahab ka man rakh liya beta, or main tujh par gussa dikha raha tha..


Raju- are to isame mafi ki kya baat Bapu ye apka hak hai, app mujko maar bhi sakte ho daat bhi sakte ho, app mere pita ho koi gher todi na ho wese bhi
"Narazagi or gussa dusro se rakhna chahiye apno se nahi "

Raju ki ye baat waha par maujud sabhi ke dil mae lag gai or

Thakur- wah, wah, ramu wah, jese ajj tak itne salo se tune humko hamesa sahi baat or galat nirnay lene se roka ,tik usi tatha se ajj tere bete ne bhi humko ek galat nirnay se bacha liya, hai na choti bahu..


Maya- ji bilkul pitaji par problam to wahi ki wahi hai


Thakur- kya matlb choti bahu hum kuch samjhe nahi


Maya- mana ki Raju ne bilkul sahi kaha, par agar ye nahi karega koi or karega to bhi logo ki soch to wese ki wese rahege pita ji..


Thakur- ha baat to tu tik bol rahi hai choti bahu par kar kya sakte hai koi idea hai kya kisi ke pass to boliye..


Sab shant ho gaye Raju idhara udhar dekhne laga to usne bahut sare photo or murti dekhi jine naam like hue the ( ye sab awards or medal the) jiko dekh Raju bola


Raju- bhabhiji ye sab kya hai, itne sare or in me naam bhi likhe hue hai kyu..


Maya- accha ye, ye sab to awards hai, hamara matlb jese koi baccha class mae 1-2 aata hai to usko kuch milta hai na ye sab wahi hai, inme se kuch pita ji ke hai, kuch tumhare bade bhahiya ke or kuch 2 didi ke.


Raju- or ye sab


Maya- accha ye sayad ye khusti ke vijeta ke rup mae mile hai..


Raju- babuji khusti


Thakur- ha bete pahle hamare gaon mae khusti ka bahut bada prograam hota tha, jis ne hamare bete bhi bhag lete the to ye unka hi inan hai..

Maya or Thakur sahab ki bate sun Raju ka dimag chalane laga or wo muskure laga, usko muskurate hue dekh, Maya ke dil ko ek alag hi anubhav hua or Thakur sahab bole


Thakur- kya baat hai Raju tu bahut muskura raha hai kahi tujko is paresani ka koi HAL to nahi mil gaya na


Raju- apne bilkul sahi kaha babuji mujko HAL mil gaya..


Thakur- kya itni jaldi accha hai FIR bata hum sabko kya socha hai tune


Raju- babuji kya na hum hamare gaon mae ek khusti ka mukabla rakhte hai,or is mukable ke vijeta ko or uske parivaar ko apke parivaar ke saath melle mae,khul devi ki puja karega,isse gaon wala ka manoranjana ho jaayega or sabhi ko muka bhi mil jaayega..
Or niyam (rules) ye hoga ki, jo bhi is mukable mae bhag lega uski umr 18-21 saal ke bich hogi or kuwara bhi hoga or saath hi uska gaon mae ijat ho, koi badnam na ho


Raju ki baat sabhi ko jach gai, kyuki idea bahut hi jada accha tha, tab Thakur sahab bole

Thakur- kya baat hai bete todi hi der mae tune, sab kuch soch kiya, to ye bhi bata de ki hum kab rake mukabla..


Raju- ha pandit Ji ye melle ka samay bhi nikalte hoge app to is baar kab ka muhurt hai melle ka


Pandit Ji- ha beta bilkul muhurt hai ajj se 40 din baad ka..


Raju- badiya FIR babuji app pure gaon mae is baat ka didora pitwa do ki ajj se 14 din baad kusti ka mukabla hoga, ek inam to main bata chuku hu baki app apne hisab se tay kar lijiye babuji isse hoga ye ki sab ko tayari karne mae bahut samay mil jaayega or melle mae bhi..


Thakur- bahut khub Raju beta, bahut khub kya choti bahu ..

FIR Maya ne kuch yesa kaha ki, jisko sun sab log khush ho gaye par Raju kuch or hi soch mae ghum ho gaya, yesa kya bola Maya ne uske liye



To be continued

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Update 14

Raju- badiya FIR babuji app pure gaon mae is baat ka didora pitwa do ki ajj se 14 din baad kusti ka mukabla hoga, ek inam to main bata chuku hu baki app apne hisab se tay kar lijiye babuji isse hoga ye ki sab ko tayari karne mae bahut samay mil jaayega or melle mae bhi..


Thakur- bahut khub Raju beta, bahut khub kya choti bahu ..


Ab agge

Pichle mae apne dekha ki Thakur sahab ne Maya ko bola


Maya- bilkul pitaji bahut hi jabardst idea diya hai inhonne, ek hi idea se sab kuch ho gaya, par pita ji app ijajat de to main bhi isme 1 point or jodna chahti hu..


Thakur- bilkul choti bahu, wese bhi humko tumhari buddi( mind) par pura bharosa hai bolo or kya hai..


Maya- pita ji inhonne to sab ki baate ka maan rakh liye us idea mae to kyu na, ramu kaka ke taraf se inka naam bhi khusti ke khel mae likhwa dijiye, or agar ye jit gaye to kisi bhi gaon walo ko koi paresani nahi hogi or apki bast bhi puri ho jayegi ki is saal ka puja hum dono parivaar mil kar kare kyu..


Waha sabhi logo ko Maya ki ye baat bahut pasand aai par Raju, ne is basr Maya ki taraf toda dhyan dene ki kosis ki akhir inke man mae chal kya raha hai, par isse pahle ki Raju dhyan de bata Thakur sahab bol pade


Thakur- wah bahu bilkul sahi point joda hai tune, bahut khub kyu ramu ab is bast se to koi paresani nahi hogi.. Tum dono ko


Ramu- ap bhi Thakur sahab mujko to apki sab baat par raji hu, isse puch lo, kahi FIR kuch soch na raha ho ye


Thakur- ha ye to bilkul sahi bola tumne ramu, bol beta ab bhi koi problam hai tujko


Raju- wo babuji mujko to problam nahi hai, par mene kabhi bhi khusti nahi ki na hi, iske bare mae kuch pata hai mujko to mujko nahi lagta ki mere se hoga..


Thakur- are to kya hua beta har koi, har kaam pahli hi baar karta hai, tu chinta mat kar mera bahadur hai na, tujko sikha dega sab kuch, kyu Bahadur


Bahadur- bilkul malik wese bhi iska sarir bilkul tik hai khusti ke liye, or mene bhi bahut dino se hath saaf nahi kiya, ISI bahane mera bhi kaam ho jaayega..


Raju- haath saaf se kya matlb hai kaka apka, kaki yesa na ho apke haath saaf karne ke chakar mae main saaf na ho jau..


Thakur- are Raju beta wo majak kar raha hai, to ye tay raha tu kal se sikh raha hai khusti or ISI Haveli mae aa raha hai tu kyu ramu..


Ramu (kuch soch kar) - ji Thakur sahab, ek or vinti ( request) thi apse..


Thakur- isne vinti ki kya baat ramu bol kya baat hai..


Ramu- wo Thakur sahab app se to Raju ke bachpan ki chije chupi nahi hai, jiski wajha se mene isko aage padne nahi diya, par ab sochata hu ki bhale hi school na jaye, par itni angreji( English), or baki ki chijo ki jankari wo isko ki kabhi agar hume kuch ho jaye to apni jindagi aaram se chala sake, to agar app ki naaro mae koi ho jo usko padha sake to bahut maherbani hogi..


Thakur- ye tune bahut accha socha ramu, ajj ke samay mae padai -likhai bahut jaruri hai, to Raju beta kaha tak gaye ho tum school


Raju- ji wo 8 class tak gaya hu babuji


Thakur- 8 class tak tik wese to ajj kal 10-12 ko privet karke bhi nikala ja sakta hai, accha choti bahu tujko to malum hoga ki is saal ye exam kab honge


Maya - ji babuji meri sayeli ki beti bhi , yese hi exam dene wali hai usne bataya tha kal raat ko ki ajj se 4 mahine ke baad hoga exam..


Thakur- hu 4 mahine baad bahut samay hai FIR, accha Raju tu bata beta tu padna chahta hai agge ki nahi..


Raju- padna kyu nahi cahunga babuji, mujko bhi sab ki tarah hi sab chijo ki jankari chahiye, par yaha gaon mae koi, itna pada likha kaha hai..


Thakur- Tik to uski chinta mat kar, accha choti bahu kya tum dogi Raju ko padha sakti ho..


Maya- pita ji mujko to koi problam nahi hai, par maji or apke bete kahi kuch bol na de humko


Thakur- tu uski bilku chinta mat kar choti bahu hum samhal lenge unko, to ek kaam karte hai, Raju tu kal subha hi aa jana Haveli, pahle Bahadur ke sath khusti or jo bhi wo karwayega tujhe, uske baad yahi naha lena or kha kar toda aaram FIR chotu bahu ke saath padh lena, FIR sahm ko todi khusti or padahi or raat ko apne ghar tik hai or ha choti bahu..


Maya- ji pita ji..


Thakur- tum kamwali ko bol kar Raju ke liye, Haveli ke ek kamare ki saaf safai karaakar, jo bhi chije jarurat ki hogi wo sab waha rakha dena tik hai ..


Is baar Raju ne dhany laga hi liya Maya par or jo suna wo to chok ji gaya


Maya( man mae) - hye jio pita ji apne to mere dil ki baat bol di, ajj barso baad meri dil kisi ke liye is tarha se pagal ho raha hai 1 hi baar milne se lagta hai, saalo pahle jo shart mere or vikram ke bich lagi thi wo ab puri ho jayegi, to Raju babu bach kar rahana hai apko..


Thakur- ramu ab to kisi tarah ki koi chinta nahi hai tujko agar hamari choti bahu Raju ko padhae to..


Ramu- bilkul Thakur sahab mujko kyu koi chinta hogi, kyu Raju ab to kuch nahi bolna hai tujko..


Raju- nahi -nahi Bapu ab kuch nahi bolna mujko , main tayar hu babuji kal se aa junga Haveli..


Thakur- accha Raju tujko bike chalana aata hai ki nahi..


Raju- nahi, mujko kaha bike chalani aati hai Bapuji..


Thakur- tik koi baat, Bahadur ek kaam karna, tu Raju ko khusti ke alwala bike chalana bhi sikha de kaam ayega iske agge, humne kuch socha hai..


Bahadur- ji tik hai malik


Thakur- or ja kar munim ji ko bula ka, unko bolna ki turant aaye jaye.. Choti bahu ab bhojan ka bhi samay ho gaya hai, jaao sab ke liye bhojan ka intajaam karo, sab bhojan karke hi jaayenge yaha se

FIR Bahadur chal di munim ko bulanne or Maya kitchen mae chali gi..

Thakur- accha Raju ab kyuki tere dimag se ye idea aaya hai to tu hi bata ki kya - kya hona chaahiye, is khusti ke mukable mae or kuch tujko lagta hai ki jodna chahiye to...


Raju - hu babuji mujko lagta hai ki khusti 2 charno mae honi chaahiye
-pahla charn jaha bade logo ki khusti hogi uske vijeta ko alag inam milega
-dusra charan mae mere umr ke ladako ki khusti hogi jiske vijeta ko mandir ki puja ka adihkar or sath hi kuch rupay jitna app tay kare untna..


Thakur- ha ye tune bilkul sahi idea diya hai, chote ke saath bado ka bhi man bahal jayega, tik ab kuch or..


Uske baad Thakur,ramu or Raju ne apne apne idea rakhe samane ki or kuch kya hona chaahiye,sab tay ho gaya or kuch der baad munim ji aa gaye

Munim ji(umr 55 saal)
pichle 25 salo se Thakur sahab ki Haveli mae kaam kar rahe hai, ek vafadar insan hai, Thakur sahab in par bahut bharosa karte hai..


Munim - apne mujko yaad kiya malik..

Thakur- ha Munim hum jo bol rahe hai usko likh lo or ajj raat tak pure gaon mae didora pitwa do, chalo likhna sunru karo..

Uske baad Thakur sahab ne jo bhi bate Raju or unke bich tay hui thi, wo sab Munim ji ko bata di FIR Munim ji waha se chal diye, idhar bhojan bhi tayar ho chuka tha


Maya- pita ji bhojan tayar ho chuka hai, ab sab hath mhu dhoo lijiye mae bhojan lagwa deti hu..


Thakur- tik hai choti bahu wese tumhari maa or badi bahu kaha hai itni der se mene dono ko dekha nahi..


Maya- ji babuji wo maa or didi sahar gai hai, bade bhaiya ke pass app ne hi to unko raat mae kaha tha jane ko..


Thakur- are ha hum bhul gaye the choti bahu, tik tik chalo sab log hath mhu dhoo lo..

FIR sabhi log bhojan karane Dining table par bath gaye, ab Raju dekhe laga uski tali mae main Maya khana parosane lagi, garam - garam Ghi ke parate or panir ki sabji


Raju- are bas - bas bhabhi ji inna ho jaayega mere liye or mat dijiye , mera pet bhar jayega..


Maya- are itne se kya hoga apko, wese bhi ane wale dino mae apko bahut jada mahenat karni hogi saririk tarike se (muskura kar) samjhe ,hai na pita ji..



Thakur- bilkul Raju choti bahu bilkul tik bol rahi hai, khusti ke liye sarir ka takatwar hona bahut jaruri hai, or ha choti bahu ek baat or


Maya - ji boliye pita ji


Thakur- Ab Raju ko subha naste mae or dopahar ko khane mae kya dena hai ye tum tay kar lena kyuki tumko is sab chijo ki samjh acchi hai..


Maya- ji bilkul pita ji, lo Raju pahle ye pura khatm karo FIR mae or deti hu

Maya(man mae) - Kha lo mere pyaare Raju babu, bahut jada mahenat karwane wali hu main apko..

Raju FIR fata fat khana suru kar diya taki jaldi se yaha se nikal sake, FIR Thakur sahab se agaya lekar Bahadur dono ko ghar ki taraf aa gaya ramu wahi utra or bola


Ramu- accha Raju main kheto mae apna kaam pura kar leta hu , tu ghar ja or ha salu ko bata dena ki raat ho sakti hai mujko tik


Raju- tik hai Bapu, chalo kaka


Gadi agge badi or ghar se todi der pahle ruk gai, Raju niche uthar gaya or bola


Raju- to kaka kal kitne baje aa jawu main Haveli, khusti ke liye


Bahadur- 9 baje tak aa jana Raju tik hai, main chalta hu..


Bahadur nikal gaya aage, or Raju apne ne apne ghar ka drwaja khol diya or jese hi darwaja khua, samne ka nazara dekh uski ankhe bhi khul rahi gai kyuki samne salu is halat mae thi..

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