Update #11
Part #05 (Final)
Garmagaram Savita
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Baki jin logo ne suru se leke ab tak mera sath banaye rakh un sabhi ka dil se koti koti dhanyawad karti hu
Aur unse meri yahi vinti hai.. ki aap sab bus esi tarah mera sahyog karte rahe.. aur main aapki yoni aur lode ka ras nikalti rahungi
Toh chaliye milte hai gaon ki un aurton se jinki garmi nikalna har kisi k bus ki baat nahi
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"Waise panditain chachi ka beta bhi to gabru jawan ho gaya hai.. kahi woh bhi toh apni maa ko ......"
Bechari panditain chachi kuch bol paati usse pehle hi kaki haste hue kehti hai
"Are ha... Naren bhi to bada ho Gaya hai... kahi panditain tum apne bete se hi toh apni gand ka chhed bada nahi karwa rahi ho"
Ab aage....
Panditain- chup kar kaki.. kuch bhi mat bol.. par agar tu kahe toh main Naren se bol k teri gand ka phatak khulwa deti hu..sari garmi nikal dega mera Naren
Kaki- are panditain mera phatak kholna bachon ka khel thodi hai..
Panditain- are toh karim ji ka le lo.. suna hai bhut mota aur bada hai
Kaki- ka re panditain.. karim ka bada naam le rahi hai.. kahi bhoshda toh nahi banwana chahti hai... Apni chut ka
Tabhi panditain ki gand se bahut jor se fatt fatt ki aawaz aati hai or ek bahut mota tatti ka lenda jamin pr aa tapakta hai
Kaki- Saali Rand.. khati ka h tu.. jo itna mota mota lenda gira rahi hai
Tabhi kahi se aawaz aati hai
"Mehmood aur tayyab ka lund"
Ye aawaz usi khet main se kahi se aayi thi, yani hamare alawa aur koi bhi tha us khet main
Kaki- kiya re Maala... tu bhi yahi marwa rahi hai kiya..
(Maala Chachi)
Maala naam sunte hi.. meri aankho k samne sumit aur uski chachi ka chehra ghum gaya
Tabhi maala chachi ki aawaz sunai padti hai
"Mangal k khet main tatti karne ka Anand hi alag hai kaki"
Panditain- dekhe rehne maala behan.. kahi mangal ne apna mota ganna ghusa diya.. toh bhagati phirogi.. esi khet main
Maala- are devar ko itna haq toh hota hi hai apni bhabhi pe... Aa jaye mangal.. main toh gand khole baithi hu
(Maala or Mangal)
Maala chachi ki baat pe sab phir se hasne lagti hai.. mere toh pure sarir main ajib si aag si lagne lagi thi ye sab baaten sunke
Kaki hasti hui chilla k kehti hai
"kabhi.. Mehmood aur tayyab ko bhi moka de de.. maala.. bechare dua denge"
Panditian- mazak hai ka kaki.. Maala behan ki gand phat k char ho jaayegi.. lund nahi dono kamino k mote mote baans hai..
Maala- waah re Panditian.. tumhe bada pata hai.. kiska loda kaisa hai
Maala ki baat pe sab phir se hasne lagti hai
Panditian- chup kar saali.. kuch bhi bolti hai.. tu jake chudwa le na mehmood or tayyab se.. mujhe Sauk nahi apni gand phadwane ka
Meera- Maala chachi toh karim chacha k pass jayengi
(Meera Bahu)
Kaafi dair baad wapas Meera ki hasti hui aawaz aayi thi
Kaki- waise main dekh rahi hu.. Meera bahu ki chut main bhi badi garmi ho rahi hai.. bada chudne chudwane ki baaten kar rahi hai aaj kal
Meera- are.. nahi kaki.. main toh bus yu hi.. keh rahi thi
Tabhi khet main alag baithi Maala kehti hai
"Achcha chalo ek kaam karte hai.. ek din panditain se karwate hai pooja.. karim ke mote lode ki... .... Kaho panditain ji krogi na"
Main hairan thi ki ye auraten kaisi kaisi gandi baatein kar rahi hai... Par mujhe kahi na kahi ye baaten achi lag rahi thi.. main aur sunna cha rahi thi unki ye baaten
Panditain sharmati hui kehti hai
(Panditain or Karim)
"Hamara toh Kaam hi hota hai pooja Karna... ab hum ye sab nahi karenge toh kaise chalega ghar dwar"
Meera- Dekha kaki... ka samajhti ho apni panditain ko.. inke aange karim chacha pani bhi na mange
Kaki hasti hui kehti hai
(Gaon ki sabse besharam Aurat 'Kaki')
"kya bola Karim pani nhi mangega... are eee bolo ki karim ke land se panditain ka pani chhoot jabe ek hi bar me... haiii daiya.. hiiii daiya.. karke chillati phirengi..."
Maala chachi bich me bol padti hai
"Kaki tum itna bata Rahi ho... jaise ki tum karim ka land le chuki ho"
Sayad kaki phir se jhep gayi thi.. aur baki sab phirse khilkhila k hasne lagi thi
Savita bhi ye sab sunke buri tarah garam ho chuki thi.. use pata hi nahi chalta kab wo apni ungli apni khubsurat yoni ki faakon pe ferne lagi thi
Tabhi chuimui ne use kohni maari aur dhire se hasti hue pucha
"Kiya hua memsaab.. tumhara bhi man lund khane ko karne laga kiya"
(Savita apni yoni se khelti hui)
Savita buri tarah sharam k mare laal ho jati hai, wo khud ko jaldi se sambhal leti hai.. par kuch kehti nahi
Par thodi dair baad Savita chuimui se puchti hai...
"Kon hai ye aurte aur ye kaisi.. bakwas kar rahi hai "
Chuimui- are memsaab.. gaon main aisi baaten toh aam baat hai.. waise bhi kabhi kabhi esi hasi mazak main asli sach bhi bahar aa jata hai
Edhar kaki wapas kehti hai
"Waise panditian pados k gaon main Mela bhi lagne waala hai.. pichli bar toh Amar k bimar hone ki wajah se ja hi nahi paayi thi.."
Panditain ek lambi saans leti hui kehti hai
"Ha.. kaki.. pichli bar aap Mela nahi ja paayi thi aur abki main nahi ja paungi.."
Mele ka naam sunke savita ko yaad aata hai ki aate samay ek gaon main mele k ayojan ka prabhand ho raha tha.. sayad ye sab usi ki baat kar rahi hai
Maala- Q re Panditain.. kahi Radha or Naren ko mele main bhej k khud sarpanch ji ka loda lene ki tayyari hai ka...
(Panditain)
Maala ki baat pe sabhi jor jor se hasne lagte hai.. aur bechari panditain buri tarah jhep jaati hai
Thodi dair baad panditain kehti hai
"Na re.. baba.. asal main mera chota bhai aane waala hai.. wo kuch saal pehle sehar main jake bus gaya tha.. wahi mujhe bulane aa raha hai.."
Kaki- waah.. re Panditain kiya kismat hai.. humne toh kabhi sehar dekh hi nahi...
Panditian- are main bhi toh pehli bar hi ja rahi hu na..
Meera- toh chachi kitne dino k liye ja rahi ho..
Panditain- abhi ye toh nahi pata ki kitne din lagenge.. ha par samay lagega.. qki pehle chote bhai k sath uske ghar sehar jaungi.. phir waha se gaon main apne mayke aur phir soch rahi hu aate samay apni choti behan k yaha bhi 3-4 din ho lu
Kaki- ohooo... Panditain toh pura matargasti kar k hi aayengi..
Kaki ki baat pe sab wapas jor jor se hasne lagte hai
Uske thood dair baad wo aurte bhi ek ek karke chali jati hai aur phir Savita aur Chuimui bhi wapas chal dete hai
Savita ko aaj aisa lag raha tha maano.. wo kisi nayi duniya main aa gayi ho..
Jaha na koi laaz sharam thi na hi koi bediya.. har koi jo chahe bol de raha tha..
Yahi sab sochte sochte savita aur Chuimui kab wapas aa jate hai unhe pata hi nahi chalta
Dono wapas ghar k andar aa jate hai aur jaise hi andar pahuchte hai savita ki nazar ek bar phir se charpai pe laite sarpanch ji k us naukar pe padti hai.. jiska naam tayyab tha
Tayyab ka mota loda ab bhi puri tarah Aasman ki taraf akad k khada hua tha.. jisse uski gandi si lungi main ek bada sa tambu bana hua tha
Khet main un aurton ki ashlil aur madhur baaton ki wajah se Savita pehle hi kaafi garam thi aur ab yaha tayyab ka khada hua mota loda dekh k savita k jism ne haar manni suru kar di thi
Lungi k uper se hi pata chal raha tha ki andar koi mamuli cheez nahi hai
(Tayyab or Savita)
Jise savita bade gaur se dekhe ja rahi thi
Tabhi Chuimui sarati andaaz main bolti hai
"Memsaab Kiya dekh rahi ho ??"
Savita- nahi.. nahi.. kuch nahi..
Aur jaldi se apna sar niche jhuka k apni khubsurat baalon ki laton ko kaan k piche kar leti hai.. sath hi sath apna chasma nikal k use apni saree k pallu se saaf karti hai aur wapas pehen leti hai
Par in sab k baad ek bar phir se Savita ki nazren wapas tayyab k us tambu pe atak hi jati hai
Chuimui- Jo aap dekh rahi hai wo sirf ek namuna hai es gaon ke mardo k lund ka...
Savita wapas apni chori pakde jane pe jhep jati hai..
Par anayas hi uske munh se nikal jaata hai
"Kiya sach main....."
Chuimui hasti hui
"Aapko dekhne hai kiya sabke....?"
Savita- pagal hai kiya... Itne bade... bhala kon seh payegi..
Savita bol toh deti hai.. par phir wo khud se hi sawal karne lagti hai
'ye mujhe aaj kiya ho raha hai.. main aise gande aur ashlil sawal q puch rahi hu ?'
(Savita ka bhavishya)
Chuimui- are memsaab.. ye koi aisi waisi cheez thodi hai... balki asli lund hai.. Yakin na ho to pakad ke dekh lo
Savita khud ko sambhalti hui
"dekh tu jyada bol rahi hai.. mere hathon pit jayegi.. abhi"
Chuimui- Aaah.. aapke hath se toh mar bhi kha lu.. kam se kam in komal hathon ka ehsaas toh hoga mere es tapte jism ko
Savita mare sharam k laal ho jati hai
Chuimui- chaliye hath dho.. lete hai phir nashta bhi to bnana hai
Itna bol k Chuimui bus aise hi mitti se hath dho leti hai
Savita- ye kiya mitti se.. aise hath kaha saaf honge
Chuimui- are memsaab.. ye gaon ki mitti hai.. or yaha ese hi dhote hai... aap kuch din gaon main rahiye toh.. phir aap bhi aise hi mitti se hath done lagogi
Ek pal ruk k chuimui phir haste hue kehti hai
"Aur agar kahi gaon ke 2-4 lund le liye toh phir gand dhona tak band kr dogi.."
Savita es baat par bahut chid jati hai
Savita ghussa dikhati hui bolti hai
"Dekho.. tum mujhse aisi gandi baten mat kiya karo... Mujhe ye sab pasand nahi"
Phir Savita hath dhone k liye chuimui se kehti hai
"Mere beg se sabun nikal lao"
Baki ka din savita ka yu hi sarpanch ji k ghar main nikal jaata hai aur shaam ko sarpanch ji chuimui k sath savita ko daak bangle pe bhej dete hai.. jaha savita ko rehna tha
School khulne main abhi bhi kai din hai.. jinmain se agle 7 din Savita k daak bangle ki safai aur ass pass ki jagah ghumte hue nikal jaate hai
Sath hi sath ab kahani 7 din baad se suru hogi.. jaha Savita ab daak bangle pe rehne lagi hai.. ab dekhte hai aane waala samay kiya rang dikhata hai
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Hello Dosto, aasa karti hu ye update aap sabhi ko pasand aaye
Es update main kahani k aane wale kai naye character k bare main ek jhalak si di hai .. sath hi sath es dhulpur gaon ka vatavaran kaisa hai.. ye bhi aap dhire dhire samajh rahe honge
Toh jaldi hi new update k sath wapas milti hu aap sabhi se
-Aapki Garmagaram Savita