Sari raat soya nahi tha toh need kab ayi pata hi nahi chala.
Need toh tab tooti jab shilpa didi ne sham nu uthea.
Maine unko galle se laga liya toh woh mujse naraj hote huye boli" chal door hat kamine. Itne din se ganv gya hua ha ik baar bhi baat nahi ki.....
Main: acha aap ne koun sa yaad kiya. Aap toh apne boyfriend k sath kush thi.
Shilpa: tuje kaise pata main sukhi k sath thi.
Main: abhi bhi smell aa rahi ha chudai aur aap k pasine ki.
Shilpa: ha woh abhi gya......
Main: kya baat ha ghar hi bula liya....maa ne kuch bola nahi.
Shilpa: nahi woh toh tum jante hi ho.....
Main: kahi maa ko bhi toh nahi chudwa diya apne boyfriend se.
Shilpa: ku tumko jealousy ho rahi ha kya.
Main: nahi nahi muje ku jealousy hogi. Main toh free aur safe sex main yakin rakhta hu.
Shilpa: acha bata kaisi rahi mere ex ki shaddi.
Main: bhht hi kamaal ki....aap k ex ki nayi dhulan k sath pheli chudai maine ki...woh bhi usi k ghar main.
Shilpa: kya tune shugraat manai....woh ku aur kaise.... Simran man gya.
Main: manta kaise nahi usko kya uske baap ko bhi pani pilla diya maine.
Aur fer maine A to Z sari details shilpa didi ko bata di.....sab sun kar woh badi harain hui sab se bada shock tab laga unko jab maine batea k shugraat main nayi dulhan ne dulhe ki gand mari nakli lund se.
Phele toh man nahi rahi thi fer jab maine shugraat ki records ki hui clips dikhai toh tab unko yakin hua. Hum teeno ne kafi pictures li thi us raat. Kisi main babhi kapde utar rahi thi toh kisi main Simran aur kabhi main kabhi babhi k muh main lund tha toh kabhi Simran k....
Kher maine fer pucha" acha maa man gyi ya nahi bata toh do....
Shilpa: unko manana koun si badi baat ha....woh bus tera intjaar kar rahi thi bol rahi thi tujse baat karni ha phele.....
Baat karte karte didi bhut hil rahi thi bethe bethe.
Main: lagta ha gand ki achi band bajai ha aap ki.
Shilpa: yaar pata nahi kya adami ha..... gand ka picha hi nahi chorta.
Main: ha jab se aap ko mila ha aap ki gand bhi badal gyi ha.
Shilpa: badle gi nahi roj toh marwani padti ha.
Main: ku aap ko acha nahi lagta....
Shilpa: acha toh bhut lagta ha jab lund andar bhar jata ha aur chante padte ha.
Main: esi liye toh woh aap ko shaddi k bhi bol raha tha aap jaisi garm ladki har kisi ko nahi milti.
Shilpa: ha ye toh ha.
Main: acha woh aap ne batea nahi kab dilwa rahe ho uski behan ki.
Shilpa: uski behan se toh main kab ki baat kar chuki hu tu hi itna busy ha...
Main: aap ne mana liya usko.
Shilpa: woh koun sa badi baat thi....woh meri achi dost ha aab.
Main: ha aap toh aab sukhi k ghar bhi chale jate ho.
Shilpa: uske maa papa bhi bol rahe the shaddi kar lo.
Main: esko pata ha na aap k affairs k bare main.
Shilpa: ha woh toh es baat se hi kush ha k meri gand maar leta ha aur chante marne par main kuch nahi bolti.
Main: toh fer kar lao na shaddi der kis baat ki.
Shilpa: abhi nahi yaar abhi aise hi enjoy karna ha.
Main: acha jaisi aap ki marji....acha ik baar ho jaye....
Shilpa: nahi aap k hone wale jija ji abhi meri wait kar rahe honge ...aabhi uth ja fer sari raat nahi soye ga tu.
Main:kya woh yahi ruke ga aaj raat.
Shilpa: ha rukne de na please......
Main: ok ruk jaye lekin roj nahi aas pados wale baate karne lage ge.
Shilpa: ha muje pata ha esi liye toh uske pass jati hu. Chal chor chal bhar chal us se bhi mil le woh puch raha tha.
Main uth kar aise hi sirf underwear main bhar aa gya. Boxer brief main mera lund abhi bhi adha khada hua kafi bada lag raha tha...aisa khud ki tarif nahi kar raha tha lekin main apna ubaar dekh sakta tha... shilpa didi mere aage thi unko pata nahi tha...
Sukhi muje dekh kar kush hua humne handshake kiya toh woh bola" aree bhai kamaal k ho tum....itne din ki chutti shaddi maar shaddi main masti kar rahe the....
Shilpa didi ne jab muje dekha toh woh dant lagate huye boli" oyee chal kapde phen kar aa ye kya dhang ha....
Sukhi uski baat ko beach main tok kar bola" koi baat nahi i dont mind....chal ja chea bana kar la humare liye.
Wah kya baat thi...mere hi ghar main mere hi samne meri behan ko order laga raha tha sukhi.
Uske jate hi woh muj se shaddi k bare main puchte bola" aur suna bhai kaisi rahi shaddi...koi ladki mili kya waha....shadio main bhut chance hote ha....
Main ye sun hasne laga kuki usko nahi pata tha k kitni shaddi shuda aur kwari seal pack chut mili thi muje waha. Deatila nahi bata sakta tha es liye baat secret rakh kar bola" ha esi liye toh gya tha kuki waha chut ki line lagi padi thi....
Sukhi: acha matlab ik se jada.....main nahi manta....
Main: acha ik minute ruk.
Maine apni pocket main se phone nikla aur dolly k sath Nimrat babhi k sath harjeet aunty sharndeep didi k sath aur bhi ghar ki sabhi aurto k sath li hui uper se nangi selfie usko dikhane laga. Ha aurto k face par maine apna hath rakh liya tha....woh sirf meri chest aur aurto k nange bobbs dekh sakta tha.
Itni aurto k sath pictures dekh sukhi" areee behnchod tune koi jado k chaddi rakhi ha kya....itno k sath kar liya.....
Main: hahaaha bus aise hi kismat main ha toh mil jati ha....
Itne main shilpa didi bhi chea lekar aa gyi woh shyad hamari baate sun rahi thi aur boli" acha apni choti behan ko kab sath lekar aa rahe ho....
Sukhi: yaar usko rehne de abhi hi toh 18 saal ki hui ha ye sand ko woh bardasht nahi kar paye gi......
Shilpa: oyee dhyaan se mera chota payara bhai ha....
Sukhi: main kya galt bol raha ha hu size dekha ha eska.....ik toh woh ha patli si pata nahi esko le paye gi ya nahi.
Shilpa: koi baat nahi....maine aunty se baat kar li ha tu ghbra mat.....
Sukhi: kya maa k sath....kya boli woh.
Shilpa: main hone wali babhi hu uski.....woh ik din mere phone main pictures dekh rahi thi khud hi boli" apne bhai se baat karwa de ache ladke k sath rahe gi toh galt sangat main nahi pade gi aur hum logo ko bhi yakin rahe ga k kisi ache ladke k sath ha chae din ho ya raat nahi toh aaj kal k bache shrab cigs pata nahi kya kya karte ha ..woh bhi chati ha aap ki behan ki tange mere bhai k kandho par hi ho....
Sukhi: tu apne bhai se toh thoda sharm kar le...
Shilpa didi shyad jada hi open thi Sukhi k sath uske samne hi meri godd main beth mera hath apne pet kar rakhte boli" acha tum kuch bol rahe the.....
Sukhi uski jangh par chanta marte bola" tere se koi nahi jeet sakta......
Itne main maa bhi bhar se aa gyi aur shilpa didi ko meri godd main bethe dekh" tu eski godd main bethi ha kitchen ka kam lena tha...
Ye sun didi kitchen main chali gyi Sukhi maa k per cho kar ashirwad lene laga....shyad jab woh ghar aya tha phele maa se phele nahi mila tha.
Maa k jane k baad main" kya baat ha meri maa k per cho rahe ho aur sath main per apne kandho par bhi rakhna chate ho....
Sukhi: tera bhi toh fedaa ho gya.... meri choti behan ko toh abhi 2-3 din main chod hi lega....aur baki meri babhi aur maa ko bhi tu chore ga nahi muje pata ha.
Main: acha mere par itna yakin ha ya apni maa aur babhi par nahi.
Sukhi: dekh sidhi baat no bakwas.....mera bhai shaddi k 1 saal baad bhar chala gya papa k pass. Maa ko toh fer bhi chacha ji aa kar chod jate ha babhi abhi tak tadaf rahi ha.... maine try kiya toh mani nahi boli" ghar wale kisi se nahi karo gi kuki fer tu har time muje chodne ki taak main rahe ga.
Main: woww tune dekha apni maa ko chacha se chudwate....
Sukhi: ha aab woh pichle 1.5 saal se meri cousin k pass bhar rehte ha...lekin jab yaha India main the woh roj raat ko aa jaya karte the...chachi thodi health se achi nahi ha unke gutno main dard rehta ha.
Main: oh toh fer.....
Sukhi: fer kya behan toh choti thi muje sab pata tha....
Lekin hum ne direct kabhi baat nahi ki.....jab bhi chacha ji aate maa bolti" tum apni behan ka khyal rakhna mere per main moch aa gyi ha mera per twist ho gya tha..... main malish karwa k ayi....muje dard hoga mere chilane ki awaj sun kar tu andar mat aana.
Main: wahh sach main.....
Sukhi: ha papa toh kam se kam 22 saal ho gye india aye hi nahi. Ha har month time se paise aa jate ha.....toh jab maa ne khud hi baat ki khull kar toh maine bhi mana nahi kiya. Maa ik baar gyi thi unke pass tourist visa par. Uske baad maa ka visa hi nahi laga.
Kabhi kabhi dupher ko khud hi bol deta tha maa main bhar cricket khelne ja raha hu 2-3 ghante tak aa jao ga aap chacha ku bula lo.
Main: oh wow...... tune kabhi try nahi ki.....
Sukhi: nahi maine kabhi socha hi nahi....
Main: acha thik ha dekh tu ik ki le chuka ha aab teri bari ha....apni choti behan mujse milwa fer jo marji kar......
Ye sun sukhi hasne laga aur bola" ye le uska phone number.....teri behan usko phele hi tere liye manaa chuki ha. Waise bhi acha ha tu usko akal sikha dega....
Main:ku kya hua jada bigadi hui ha kya...
Sukhi: ha friends k sath ghoomne k ilawa usko koi kam nahi. Study main zero ha....bhut baar kaha ha decent kapde pheno chae jeans ya leggings hi sahi lekin woh jeans shorts bhi itne chote phenti ha k adhi gand bhar dikhai deti ha. Maa phele kuch bolti nahi thi esi liye bigad gyi ha puri woh.
Maine uska number save kar liya aur Instagram profile bhi. Swale rang ki badi hott ladki thi sukhi ki behan. Usko western dress phenna acha lagta tha tango toh hamesha hi nangi rehti thi uski. Jeans shorts apne Instagram profile par bhut si pics usne adhi nangi dali hui thi. Shyad woh intjaar kar rahi thi kab 18 ki ho aur usko lund mile.