Update -8
sba apne apne kamo me lag chuke the
Idhar munna bhi uth Kar bahar nikal jata hai aUr sidha Aslam ke Ghar ki aur chal deta hai
bich me use ASHA Kaki Ka Ghar dikhai deta hai
Kal hui ghtna ke baad SE hi munna Ka man kar rha tha ki wo ek baar jakar mala se mile
bahar hi Asha Kaki jhadu lga rhi thi wo munna Ka haal chal puchti hai munna bhi sab thik hai keh Kar Aslam ke Ghar ki aur nikal jata hai
Munna - Baji Aslam kha hai
Rabia mud Kar dekhti hai to munna khda tha
Aslam ki hi tarah munna bhi Rabia ko bachpan se hi Baji kehta tha
Aur idhar Rabia bhi munna ko kafi bhola aur shareef smjhti thi uske liye Aslam aur munna me koi farak nhi thaa
Rabia - are munna kaisa hai Tu Jaa dekh andar so rha hoga aur kha jayega wo gadha
munna khilkhilata hua andar chla jata hai jha Aslam leta hua tha
Munna - kyo be Aslam sale din bhar sota hi rhega kya Tu
Aslam ek najar Ghar me doudata hai aur jab use koi nhi dikhta to wo uth kar baithe jata hai
Aslam - are Yaar munna puch mat raat bhar Baji sone kha deti hai Jo din me acche se jaag jau me
munna ko Aslam ki baat Kuch hajam nhi hoti
Munna - kyo Bhai Baji tere sath Aisa kya karti hai Jo Tu so nhi pata
Aslam apne cehre par sahitani hasi Lata hua bolta hai
Aslam - are puch mat kya kya karti hai meri Baji
bas Tu yu smjh le roj raat mere Ghar me meri Baji mere liye jannat ko yhi uaat deti hai
Munna - Tu sale aisi baate karta hai apni Baji ke bare me tujhe saharam laaj hai ki nhi
Aslam - ek waqt tha mere dost jab me bhi is sharam laaj ke chakkar me barbaad tha par sach kabu to jab se besharm hua hu tab SE roj raat itna mujaa milta hai ki me lafjo me byaaa nhi kar sakta
ab Tu Mera jigri dost hai to tujhe bta deta hu nhi to ye sab bate kisi ko btayi thodi jati hai
Tu bahar chal me aata hu kapde pehen Kar wese bhi raat bhar nanga hi soya thaa
munna ko Aslam ki bate baichain Kar rhi thi
uska lund ek baar phir khda ho chla tha jise jaise taise chupata hua wo bahar phuchta hai jha Rabia handpump par kapde dho rhi thi
munna use piche SE dekh rha tha
Rabia ki mast chodi gand dekh Kar Munna ki halat ek baar phir khraab ho chli thi
uski salwaar uski gand ke bicho bich fasi hui thi jisase munna ko apni Rabia Baji ki gand ki gehrai tak Ka andaja lag chuka tha
tabhi use Aslam piche SE thokta hai
Aslam - kyo re sale hrami tujhe apna raaj kya btaya
Tu to meri hi Baji ki gand ko dekh Kar aankhe sekne lga
Aslam ki baat sunkar munna ghnta Jata hai
Munna- nhi nhi Bhai Aisa nhi hai wo to me dekh rha thaa
Aslam - abbe bas Kar chuttiye ab dekh hi liya to bol de na aur waise bhi dekh kaise mast gand faila faila Kar kapde dho rhi hai Sali man to Kar rha hai yhi patak Kar chod du Sali ko
munna ko ykin nhi ho rha tha ki Aslam apni Baji ke bare me aisi baat kar sakta hai
asal me to Aslam sab Kuch jhuth hi bol rha tha par
iska asli maksad kuch aur hi tha jiska pta aaplogo ki baad me chlega
Aslam - waise mje to tere bhi Kuch Kam nhi hai munna
Munna - kyaa kyaaaaaa Bola Tu Aslam me smjha nhi mere kaise mje
Aslam - dekh mere dost wese to Ghar ki bate Ghar me rhe to hi accha hota hai par Tu Mera dost hai isiliye tujhe me ye bate Kar rha hu
Jese me apne hi Ghar me roj mje Kar rha hu agar Tu cahe to Tu bhi roj whi mje Kar sakta hai
asalm ki baat sunakar munna ektak use dekh rha tha Bina Kuch bole
Aslam - sale kha jayega kyaa mujhe Jo aise dekh rha hai
Munna - dekh rha hu Tu sale kitna bda hrami hai ek to apni hi Baji ki ijjat loot rha hai aur upar se mujhe bhi Ghar me hi ye sab karne ko keh rha hai
Aslam - yhi to baat hai munna duniya ki najar me bhle hi ye paap hai par sach kabu to dost ye paap karne Ka mjaa hi Kuch aur hai
Tu nhi janta jab Baji raat ko apni tange faila Kar khud mujhe apni ijjat lootne ko bulati hai to mere loude ki Nashe fatne lagti hai Bhai
chod Tu nhi smjhega
Aslam ki bato Ka munna par gehra asar ho chla tha uska lund jyo Ka tyk khda Ka khda hi tha
jispar Aslam ki najar bhi pad chuki thi aur wo apne plan ko kamyaab hota dekh andar hi andar gadgad tha
Munna - Aslam kya kehti hai Baji tujhse raat ko
Aslam - chal chod sale tujhe to ye sab paap lagta hai na
Aslam jhuthaa gussa dikhata hua bolta hai par ab tak munna ki besabri badh chuki thi wo Janana cahta tha ki kya kehti hogi ek behen apne hi Bhai SE apni pyaas bujhane ke liye
Munna - btata na Aslam pakka ab Tu agar Kuch bhi khega to me ek shabd nhi bolunga tujhe
Aslam - ha to sunn raat ko Abbu ke sone ke baad jab Baji aati hai to darwaja band karte hi Puri nangi ho jati hai
kabhi kabhi to me soya hua hi rehta hu aur Mera payjama utar Kar Mera lund chusne chalu Kar deti hai
Munna - Tu sach keh rha hai Aslam hmari Rabia Baji itni gandi harkte karti hai
asalm - are munna abhi Tu janta hi kha hai hmari Rabia Baji ke bare me Sali jitni ijjat dar Banti hai na darwaja band karne ke baad wo utni hi badi rand ban jati hai
kisi kisi din to raat bhar mujhe apni chut aur gand marwati hai
Munna - haaaaa Aslam kya Tu sach keh rha hai Baji gand marwati hai tujhse
Aslam - tune your nhi Kiya kya thode hi Dino me Baki ki gand kitni faill gyi hai
Aslam ki baat sunkar munna Mano khwabo me know jata hai
use wo drisya yaad aa jata hai jab Rabia jhuk Kar handpump par kapde dho rhi thi to kaise uski gand faill gyi thi
Aslam - kha kho gya Tu munna
Munna - haa haa btata
Aslam - aur kabhi kabhi to mere muh ko apni chut aur gand se htati hi nhi hai
Munna - mtlb Tu bhi Baji ki boor ko chusta hai
Aslam - abbe sale sirf boor hi nhi chusta uski boor aur gand chat chat Kar uski sari mlai khani padti hai Sali apne chedo se itna Pani nikalti hai ki puch mat Bhai
Munna -uske baad kya hota hai Aslam
Aslam - uske baad kya hoga cadh jati hai meri Baji mere loude par aur apne Bhai ke lund ki sswari karti hai jab tak uska man Karta hai
Munna - kab SE chal rha hai Aslam ye sab tum dono ke bich
Aslam - thik se yaad to nhi hai phir bhi 5-6 mhine ho gye
Munna - aur Tu mujhe ab bta rha hai Bhai
Aslam - Bhai mene socha to bhut pehle btane Ka tha par ab bta Raha hu taki Tu bhi wo mja le sakhe Jo me apne hi Ghar me le rha hu
Munna - accha to tera mtlb me bhi Sangita didi ke sath ye sab karu
Aslam - abbe Bhai itna durr kyo Jaa rha hai tere pass to mast Kala heera hai Bhai
Munna - koun
Aslam - Chanda Teri bua aur kon
Munna - pagal ho gya hai kya Tu Bhai bus bhut shareef hai wo ye sab nhi karti hogi
Aslam - Bhai Tu sach me bhut bhola hai
tujhe kya Baji ek bajaru aurat lagti hai btata Zara
Munna - nhi
Aslam - to soch agar bazi Kar sakti hai to Teri bua kyo nhi kar sakti
wo to bazi se bhi badi hai aur ek Puri aurat hai wo Jo mja degi na Bhai koi nhi de sakta ha thodi kali hai par kale angoor Ka mjaa alag hi hai
Aslam ki bate sunkar munna ki halat khraab hone lagi thi
jis bus ke bare me uska dost baat kar rha tha wo roj raat ko usi ke sath soya karta tha aur aaj SE pehle usne kabhi apne bua ke bare me kuch Ulta sidha nhi socha tha
par ab Aslam ki bate sunkar munna ke dimaag me alag alag chitraa banne page the uski bua ke
Aslam - abbe kha kho gya
Munna - par bus nhi manegi Aslam
Aslam - manegi nhi Bhai Teri rakhail ban Kar rhegi bas jab jab mouka mile na Tu use apna louda dikhaya Kar jab mouka mile uski gand se lund chipka Diya Kar phir dekh Tu nhi khega ki mene tujhe kis jannat ke bare me btaya thaa
Munna - agar khi bus me maa ko keh Diya kyaa
asalm - Bhai Teri bua ko khud jarurat hai ek acche khase loude ki Tu ek baar koshish Kar agar baat nhi bni to chod Dena par me to yhi kehta hu ki tera kaam jaldi hi ho jayega wo jald hi Tu apni bua ki jwani nichod nichod Kar use chodega
Munna ke dimaag me Aslam ki bate Ghar Kar gyi thi wo Aslam se Vida lekar apne Ghar ki aur nikal jata hai raste bhar wo chanda ke bare me hi socha rha tha kha aslam Jo Jo Rabia Baji ke sath karta hai wo khud bhi wo Chanda bua ke sath Kar sakta hai
munna Ka lund aaj din me muskil se 5 mint hi aaram Kar paya tha nhi to wo din bhar khda Ka khda hi tha tabhi use ASHA Kaki apne Ghar SE Nikal kar jati hui dikhai deti hai
bus ki baat to dimaag me chal hi rhi thi par mala ke upar to munna ko pura ykin tha
agar wo thodi si koshish krega to mala Bhabhi uske samne apni tange khol degi
yhi soch Kar Munna Asha Kaki me Ghar me dakhil hota hai ....