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Incest Ghar (ulajhte riste-2)

Motaland2468

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Dusri taraf khana khane ke baad munna jaldi hi apne kamre me chla jata hai Kuch Der baad hi roj ki tarah Roopa apne kamre me chli jati hai aur darwaje ko andar SE band kar deti hai

chanda bche kuche kamo ko niptane me lagi hui thi
par reh reh kar uske zehen me whi drisya ghum rha tha jab uska saga bhtija Puri besharmi ke sath apna lund masal rha thaa

chanda Ka man ab kaam me bilkul bhi nhi lag rha tha
jaise taise wo kaam nipta Kar apne kamre me dakhil hoti hai
use dekhte hi munna apni aankhe band kar leta hai

munna apni pith me bal soya hua tha
Jisase Chanda ko uske lund Ka ubhar saaf najar AA rha thaa

chanda chupchap
munna ke Baju me lait jati hai
ek ek tak apne bhtije ke lund ko niharne lagti hai
uski aankhe Mano is ek khas jagah par til gyi thi

acchanak Chanda ek jordaar awaaj wala pakad Marti hai
jiski mehek SE pura kamra mehek uthta hai
munna ki naak me jaise hi uski bua ki gand ki gehraiyo ki mehek jati hai uska lund ek jordaar jhtka khata hai jise Chanda bhi saaf dekh sakti thi

wo smjh yhi thi ki munna soya nhi hai sirf sone Ka natak Kar rha hai

chanda ne apni sadi pehle hi utar Di thi is waqt wo blouse aur peticoat me hi thi
waise bhi ye uska roj Ka tha koi nyi baat nhi thi
par aaj munna ko dekh Kar chanda ki chut gili ho rhi thi Jo bilkul nyaa tha

chanda apne blouse ke upar me 2 hukk khol deti hai aur munna ki aur palat kar lait jati hai
ab njara ye tha ki chanda ki aadhe SE jyada Chuchiya blouse ke bahar AA chuki thi

jiski bhanak abhi tak munna ko nhi lagi thi
chanda pyaar se munna ke sir par hath pherti hui use awaaj deti hai

2-3 awaaj me hi munna apni aankhe Malta hua uthane Ka natak karta hai
munna - kya hua bua

jaise hi munna apni bua ki taraf dekhta hai usse rha nhi jata aur wo pura njara dekhne ke liye khud bhi Chanda ki taraf karwat Kar leta hai

Munna - kya hua bua
munna Puri besharmi ke sath chanda ki moti Moti adhnangi chuchiyo Ka njara le rha thaa

idhar chanda munna ko uksane par tuli hui thi wo ek baar phir SE jordaar dhmaka karti hai
mehek phir SE munna ki naak tak phuchti hai
aur wo ek pal ke liye Mano apni bua ki hagwaas bhri mehek me know jata hai

Chanda - munna sunn na
munna hosh me aata hai
Munna - ha bolo bua
chanda - Munna Mera pet thik nhi hai mujhe bahar Jana hai
Munna - bahar kha Jana hai bua

munna apni bua ki chuchiyon ko ghurta hua bolta hai
Chanda bhi ab is rishte ko tar tar Kar dena cahti thi
chanda - munna mujhe hagne Jana hai
Munna - bua sham ko hi to hagg Kar aayi ho ma ke sath
Chanda -par ab mujhe phir SE hagwaas lag gyi hai
Munna - kitni hagwaas bhri hai bua tumhare pichwade me

munna josh Josh me bol to jata hai par agle hi pal use ahsaas hota hai ki wo Kuch jyada hi bol gya
par idhar chanda ko ab is baat chit me mjaa AA rha thaa

Chanda - kya karu re munna dekh Mera pichwada hai bhi to itna bda
munna smjh jata hai ki wo jaise cahhe waise apni bua ke sath mje le sakta hai ye ek green signal ki hi tarah thaa

munaa - to bua ab kya ma ko jgaogi
chanda - nhi re ab me kha Teri ma ko jgau itni raat ko
Munna - to kya kare bua ab
Chanda - Tu chal mere sath me jaldi hi Kar lungi
Munna - me nhi jaunga bua hagne me bda time lgati ho tum

Chanda - tujhe kaise pta hrami mujhe kitna time lagta hai hagne me
Munna - aap log jate ho to aadhe ghnte se pehle nhi aate roj
chanda - are munna wo to Teri ma ki wajah se late hote hai kabhi tune apni maa ki gand dekhi hai kitni badi hai mujhse bhi badi
wo hi jagti hai aadhe aadhe ghnte tak Mera to jaldi ho jata hai

chanda ab khul Kar bolna shuru Kar chuki thi
idhar munna ko apni bua ke muh se gand sabd sunkar Kuch jyada hi mjaa Mila tha

Munna - ha bua ye baat to Shi khi Aapne chlo me aapke sath chlta hu
chanda - ha ha jaldi chal munna nhi to me yhi bistar par hi hag dungi bhut jor SE lagi hai

Munna - chlo bus jaldi chlo
munna bahar aata hai bahar PADI laalten ko utha leta hai
chanda - Iska kya krega
Munna - bua raat ko ekant me saap bichu nikllte hai apne bil se khi koi hoga to dikh to jayega Kam se Kam
Chanda - ha ha Shi keh rha hai Tu chal jaldi chal

dono bus bhtija jaldi hi Ghar ke pichware phuch Kate hai ...
Mast update anoop Bhai
 

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munna apni bua ke piche piche Ghar ke pichware phuch jata hai

Chanda - Tu yhi ruk me karke aati hu
Munna - bua ye lalten le jao apne sath adhere me Kuch AA gya to
Chanda - baat to Tu thik keh rha hai munna la mujhe de laalten

chanda thodi hi dur jakar baithe jati hai munna ki taraf apni gand ghuma Kar aur apne thik aage laalten ko rakh leti hai

na to Chanda ne munna ko dusri aur ghumne ke liye Bola aur na hi munna ghuma
wo chupchap apni bua ki harkto ko dekh rha tha

ab tak use Kuch had tak Chanda ki gand dikh chuki thi par laalten aage hone ki wajah se use Kuch jyada saaf nhi dikh rha tha

tabhi uski najar bua ki tango ke bich se nikllte chamkile rang me peshab par til jati hai
jiski bund bund chamak rhi this

sandaas to chnada ko lagi nhi thi bas wo Munna ko aise hi yha tak le aayi thi taki wo usme andar Ka Darr khatam Kar sakte aur jaldi se jaldi munna khud hi uski tango KO failaa Kar use chodna chalu Kar de

munna ne bhi ab tak payjame me andar SE apna lund bahar nikal liya tha aur apni bua ki gand aur peshab ko dekhte hue use muthiyane lga tha

munna ( sach me bua to Sali Randi hai ek number ki Shi keh rha tha Aslam bas shuruwat karne ki Der hai phir to Ghar me hi mere mje hi mje hai dekho to kaise dono tange faila Kar hagg rhi hai kutiya Sali
ek din dono tange faila Kar aise hi iski chut aur gand me lund pelunga)

apni bua ko Gali ya dete hue munna Ka Josh aur badh chuka tha wo teji se lund hila rha thaa
idhar chanda ko ahsaas ho chuka tha ki uska pyara bhtija jrur use dekh rha hoga
wo dhire SE apni kankhiyo se munna ko dekhne ki koshish karti hai
Par jaise hi uski najar munna par padti hai uska kleja Mano muh ko AA Jata hai

uska khud Ka sgaa bhtija uski gand ko dekh Kar teji me apna lund hila rha thaa

Chanda ( to ye Shi hai Jo me soch rhi thi munna bhi mujhe apne niche litana cahta hai
kya sochta hai hrami mere bare me main kya koi Randi hu Jo itni asani se uske samne apni tange khol dungi )

chanda ko bhi josh cadh rha tha aur use apni chut Ki duware ek baar phir gili hoti hui mehsus ho rhi thi
bardast karna muskil tha

Chanda apni gand ko dhona shuru Kar deti hai
munna ne apni bua ki gand Ka ched to nhi dekha tha par nangi gand jrur dekh li thi aaj

jisase use bhi ykin ho gya tha ki uski pyari Kuwait bua ki jwani par ab uska kabu nhi hai aur wo khud
munna me hatho masle Jane ko betaab hai

chanda uth Kar Munna me kreeb aane lagti hai
Chanda ko aata dekh Munna dusri aur ghum jata hai
chanda uske kreeb aakar use Ghar ki taraf chlne ko bolti hai
Munna - ho gya na bua acche se khi phir thodi Der baad kho ki mujhe hagne Jana hai

itna bolta hua Munna Chanda ki aur ghumta hai
samne Ka njara dekh Chanda ki aankhe fati ki fati reh jati hai
munna ne apna Vishal lund apne hath me Thama hua tha wo Puri tarah khda tha aur uska bhtija masum banta hua apni bua ke samne hi apne khde lund se moot rha thaa

Chanda ( hayeee daiyaaa ye aadmi Ka lund hai ya gadhe Ka lund hai )
Munna - Kuch kha kya hua aapne
Chanda Kuch bolne ki halat me nhi thi
uski najar munna ke mastane loude par till gyi thi

Munna - are bua aise mat dekho bhut jor ki preshab lagi thi to socha jab takk aap hagg rhi ho me bhi mutt leta hu

chanda apna thik gatkti hui apne sukhe gle ko gila karti hai
chanda - ha ha thik Kiya munna tune chal Ghar chlate hai

asal m to ab Chanda Ka Sara shrir kaamp rha thaa
use ummid nhi thi ki munna bhi is tarah ki shuruwat Karega

Munna - ha ha bua bas ho gya
munna apne khde lund ko jhtke deta hua peshab ki aakhiri bundo ko apne tope se htata hua lund payjame me daal leta hai aur Ghar ki aur chal deta hai

dusri aur Chanda ki halat aisi thi ki Mano usne bhoot dekh liya ho
kha ab tak wo khud munna se kuwarapan khatam karwane ki soch rhi thi
whi ab use lag rha tha ki kya wo munna Ka lund jhel payegi
kyonki aaj usne lund ko pehli baar apni Puri auqaat me dekh tha

aur wo ye nhi janti thi ki lund ko khda karne Ka Karan bhi whi thi ...m
 

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munna apni bua ke piche piche Ghar ke pichware phuch jata hai

Chanda - Tu yhi ruk me karke aati hu
Munna - bua ye lalten le jao apne sath adhere me Kuch AA gya to
Chanda - baat to Tu thik keh rha hai munna la mujhe de laalten

chanda thodi hi dur jakar baithe jati hai munna ki taraf apni gand ghuma Kar aur apne thik aage laalten ko rakh leti hai

na to Chanda ne munna ko dusri aur ghumne ke liye Bola aur na hi munna ghuma
wo chupchap apni bua ki harkto ko dekh rha tha

ab tak use Kuch had tak Chanda ki gand dikh chuki thi par laalten aage hone ki wajah se use Kuch jyada saaf nhi dikh rha tha

tabhi uski najar bua ki tango ke bich se nikllte chamkile rang me peshab par til jati hai
jiski bund bund chamak rhi this

sandaas to chnada ko lagi nhi thi bas wo Munna ko aise hi yha tak le aayi thi taki wo usme andar Ka Darr khatam Kar sakte aur jaldi se jaldi munna khud hi uski tango KO failaa Kar use chodna chalu Kar de

munna ne bhi ab tak payjame me andar SE apna lund bahar nikal liya tha aur apni bua ki gand aur peshab ko dekhte hue use muthiyane lga tha

munna ( sach me bua to Sali Randi hai ek number ki Shi keh rha tha Aslam bas shuruwat karne ki Der hai phir to Ghar me hi mere mje hi mje hai dekho to kaise dono tange faila Kar hagg rhi hai kutiya Sali
ek din dono tange faila Kar aise hi iski chut aur gand me lund pelunga)

apni bua ko Gali ya dete hue munna Ka Josh aur badh chuka tha wo teji se lund hila rha thaa
idhar chanda ko ahsaas ho chuka tha ki uska pyara bhtija jrur use dekh rha hoga
wo dhire SE apni kankhiyo se munna ko dekhne ki koshish karti hai
Par jaise hi uski najar munna par padti hai uska kleja Mano muh ko AA Jata hai

uska khud Ka sgaa bhtija uski gand ko dekh Kar teji me apna lund hila rha thaa

Chanda ( to ye Shi hai Jo me soch rhi thi munna bhi mujhe apne niche litana cahta hai
kya sochta hai hrami mere bare me main kya koi Randi hu Jo itni asani se uske samne apni tange khol dungi )

chanda ko bhi josh cadh rha tha aur use apni chut Ki duware ek baar phir gili hoti hui mehsus ho rhi thi
bardast karna muskil tha

Chanda apni gand ko dhona shuru Kar deti hai
munna ne apni bua ki gand Ka ched to nhi dekha tha par nangi gand jrur dekh li thi aaj

jisase use bhi ykin ho gya tha ki uski pyari Kuwait bua ki jwani par ab uska kabu nhi hai aur wo khud
munna me hatho masle Jane ko betaab hai

chanda uth Kar Munna me kreeb aane lagti hai
Chanda ko aata dekh Munna dusri aur ghum jata hai
chanda uske kreeb aakar use Ghar ki taraf chlne ko bolti hai
Munna - ho gya na bua acche se khi phir thodi Der baad kho ki mujhe hagne Jana hai

itna bolta hua Munna Chanda ki aur ghumta hai
samne Ka njara dekh Chanda ki aankhe fati ki fati reh jati hai
munna ne apna Vishal lund apne hath me Thama hua tha wo Puri tarah khda tha aur uska bhtija masum banta hua apni bua ke samne hi apne khde lund se moot rha thaa

Chanda ( hayeee daiyaaa ye aadmi Ka lund hai ya gadhe Ka lund hai )
Munna - Kuch kha kya hua aapne
Chanda Kuch bolne ki halat me nhi thi
uski najar munna ke mastane loude par till gyi thi

Munna - are bua aise mat dekho bhut jor ki preshab lagi thi to socha jab takk aap hagg rhi ho me bhi mutt leta hu

chanda apna thik gatkti hui apne sukhe gle ko gila karti hai
chanda - ha ha thik Kiya munna tune chal Ghar chlate hai

asal m to ab Chanda Ka Sara shrir kaamp rha thaa
use ummid nhi thi ki munna bhi is tarah ki shuruwat Karega

Munna - ha ha bua bas ho gya
munna apne khde lund ko jhtke deta hua peshab ki aakhiri bundo ko apne tope se htata hua lund payjame me daal leta hai aur Ghar ki aur chal deta hai

dusri aur Chanda ki halat aisi thi ki Mano usne bhoot dekh liya ho
kha ab tak wo khud munna se kuwarapan khatam karwane ki soch rhi thi
whi ab use lag rha tha ki kya wo munna Ka lund jhel payegi
kyonki aaj usne lund ko pehli baar apni Puri auqaat me dekh tha

aur wo ye nhi janti thi ki lund ko khda karne Ka Karan bhi whi thi ...m
Anoop Bhai pics bhi dalo plz
 

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Subah ki pehli kiran ke sath rubina ki aankh khulti hai use bagal me leta apna bhai najar aata hai

Rabia pehle to uth kar upar wale ka shukriya karti hai aur apne kapdo ko thik karti hui jaise hi Aslam ki taraf ghumti hai uska muh khula ka khula rhe Jata hai

kyonki use uske chote Bhai ka lund saaf najar aa rha tha jispar se uski dhoti hattt chuki thi

Aslam ki aadat thi wo shuru se hi raat ko sone ke samay dhoti ya fir tehban pehna karta thaa

Rabia ek pal ke liye thahar jati hai
agle hi pal wo apne Bhai ke kreeb hoti hui uske khde lund ko niharne lagti hai

Rabia - hayee kitna bda lulla hai iska ye to abbbu se bhi bda lag rha hai
Rabia Bina kisi lok laaj ke apna hath aage bdha kar Aslam ka lund pakad leti hai
aur uski chamadi ko piche ki aur khichti hui apne chote Bhai ke laal supade ko lalchai najaro se dekh rhi thi

is bich Aslam ki aankh khul chuki thi
Aslam Bina hile dule apni didi ki harkat ko gour se dekh rha thaa
Rabia - Rabia begum ye to ek chudai me hi Tera Janam sudhar dega soch le baap se pehle chudna hai ya Bhai se ya phir dono se

Aslam ko apni didi ki awaaj tak sunai de rhi thi Jo wo dhire dhire bhunbhunaa rhi thi

Rabia aage badh kar tope ko ek chuummaan karti hai aur agle hi pal wo Aslam ke hotho ke kreeb jati hui uske hotho ko bhi chum leti hai aur araam se Aslam ke kaano me garam sans chidti hui kehti hai

Rabia - dekh Aslam me janti hu ki tu us raat wha khda sab kuch dekh rha tha jab Abbu mujhe pyaar kar rhe the
tere wha hone ki nishani mujhe darwaje par usi raat mil gyi thi Jo tune apne is hallabbi loude se girai thi
Rabia dubara se Aslam ke lund ko apni Puri mutthi me dbochte hue bolti hai


Rabia ki baat sunte hi Aslam ki Jaan sukhne lagti hai

Aslam ki halat aisi nhi thi ki wo aankh khol kar apni didi ko jwaab de sakhe

Rabia - are tu dar mat Bhai mujhe bilkul bura nhi laga Jo tune kiye uske liye
me to bas ye cahti hu ki tu mujhe abbu se pyaar karne se mat rokk aur badle me me tujhe khud ko pyaar karne ka mouka dungi
jaisa pyaar tu apni Baji se chata hai waise
aur ab to waise bhi tu bas itna smjh le Li Teri baji jal rhi hai apne hi jism ki garmi se
agar abbu ya tune mujhe nhi bachaya to shayad me kuch bhi kar jaungi

Rabia - to dhyaan rhe chote Bhai agar didi ka pyaar chahiye to didi ke khe mutabiq chlna pdega
aaj raat ko khane ke turant baad tu so Jana
phir me abbu se kuch bate karungi
shayad thoda time Lage par antt me tere pass aaungi aur agar tu us samay tak mere intjaar me jga rha to tujhse bhi kuch bate kar lungi
tu smjh rha hai na Bhai Teri baji konsi bate karne ki baat kar rhi hai

apni sidhi sadhi behen ke muh se aise sabd sunn kar Aslam ka lund aur dil dono kaap rhe the

idhar Rabia ko andaja ho gya tha ki use jitna bolna tha wo use jyada bol gyi
Rabia lund ko jor se maslti hui Aslam ko awaj deti hai

Rabia - are uth jaaaa kitna soyega
Aslam - haa didi kya hua
Rabia - didi ke bacche pehle apni ye dhoti thik kar jwaab behen ke bagal me lulla bahar nikal kar so rha hai

ye bat bolte waqt Rabia ke chere par hasi aa jati hai jise Aslam bhi dekhta hai
aur jaldi jaldi apni dhoti ko thik karne lagta hai

Aslam - baji itni subah kyo utha diya
Rabia - kyu re tu aur Tera dost munna padhane kyo nhi jate aaj kal
Aslam - baji wo wo baji


Rabia - baji waji kuch nhi jaldi uth aur jakr munna ko bhi utha aur jao padhne
kal thakurain ne ek bacche ko bheja tha Jo bta rha tha ki tum dono ek hafte se thakurain ke yha padhai karne nhi gye ho

Aslam apna sir khujate hue sochne lagta hai ki sala koun akar bola hoga
Rabia - jaldi kar btaya tha na tujhe time nhi hai

Rabia apne chote Bhai ki aankhe me gehrai tak jhakti hui kehti hai
use ykin tha ki uske bole har sabd ko Aslam ne suna hai aur wo ab uske kahe mutabik hi chlega


Aslam m to ab Rabia ke liye bhi bda muskil tha apne is kuwarepan ko bardast kar pana
uske sath ki sari saheliya apni 2-2 bacche lekar aaya karti thi aur wha abhi Tak Rabia ki chut ki seal nhi tuti thi
bas yhi ek Karan tha ki Rabia apni ijjat ko Ghar me hi batne ka faisla kar chuki thi

Aslam jaldi hi uth kar fresh hota hai aur basta utha kar munna ke Ghar ki aur nikal jata hai
 

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Aslam - are ooo munna jaldi kar na kahe itna der kar rha hai
Chanda - kyu re Aslam acchanak tum dono ko padhai ka dhyaan kha se aa gya

Aslam - are bua kya btau subah subah didi ne ltaad diya bas isi liye Jana pad rha hai
Aslam apni najro hi najro me chanda ko pura nanga kar chuka tha

Aslam ki najro ko chanda bhi bakhubi smjha karti thi par bhatije ka khaas dost tha to wo bhi kuch nhi bola karti thi

Aslam - bua waise aap kab kar rhi ho shadi
Chanda- bdi fikar hai re tujhe meri shadi ki pehle apni didi ki to shadi karwa to bacchiyaa se gayee ho gyi hai
Aur abhi tak kuwari hai

Aslam - haha hah bua baat to aapki bhi shi hai
Par aapka bhi to whi haal hai

chanda - ruk hrami btati hu tujhe abhi
Chanda jhutha gussa dikhati hui Aslam ko paas hi padi lakdi fek kar marti hai

tab Tak munna bhi apna jhola lekar aa jata hai
Munna- chal asalam
Bua me Jaa rha hu padhne
Chanda - ha ha Jaa munaaa ( baad me akar apni bua ki burr ki padhai bhi karni hai tujhe)

Aslam - kyu re tune kya sach me Chanda bua ko pel diya hai
Munna- Tera dimaag khraab ho gya hai kyaa Aslam
Tu Aisa kyo bol rha hai
Aslam - Aisa is liye bol rha hu dost kyonki Teri bua aaj kuch jyada hi khuli khili lag rhi thi

munna - accha tu bhut kuch janta hai aurto ke bare me
Aslam - ab bhai Jo baat hai wo shi shi bta rha hu
Munna- abhi tak to kuch nhi Kiya Aslam par agar halat aise hi rhe to jaldi hi kuch kar dunga

Aslam - tujhse yhi ummid thi mere dost
Bas tu ek baar bua ko line par leeaaa phir dekhna wo khud hi tere aage piche nangi ghuma karegi
Ek dum Teri rakhail ki tarah

Munna - wo to thik hai sale par acchanak tujhe padhai ki kaise sukhi Teri wajah se mujhe bhi Jana pad rha hai

Aslam - are yaar kya btau subah subah baji ne class lga di
Munna- kyu be sale raat ko didi ki burr chatna bhul gya kyaa

Aslam - bhai tujhe ek raaj ki baat btata hu sunn

munna dhyaan se Aslam ki bato ko sun rha thaa

Aslam - dekh ek chiz tu dhyaan rakhna
Bhle hi tu jis marzI aurat ko chod raat bhar wo tujhse mast hokar chudegi
Aur agle hi din wo aisa bartaaw karegi jaise raat ko kuch hua hi nhi
Aur fir agli raat wo tujhse pehle hi randiyo ki tarah chudwane ko taiyyar rhegi

munna - accha ab smjha matlb tu raat bhar Rabia Baji ke sath jo jo karta hai uske baare me na to Baji tujhse baat karti hai aur na hi tu karta hai

Aslam - shi smjha munna baat koi nhi karta par kaam har raat chalu rehta hai
Munna - aur tere Abbu
Aslam - abbu to so jate hai pauwaaa cdha kar unhe kuch farak nhi padta ki unki beti andar apne hi bete ka louda nigal rhi hai

munna - acha to ye bta raat ko jab tu Rabia Baji ke sath wo sab kaam karta hai to wo jagi rehti hai ya skti rehti hai

asal me to aslam bhabhi Tak Rabia ke kreeb bhi nhi pahuch paya tha par wo munna ke aage hero banane ke chakkar me munna ko mirch masala lga kar khani sunaa rha tha
Jo ki kuch hadd tak munna ko bhi haqiqat lag rhi thi

Aslam - dekh Bhai shuru se abhi Tak baji ne aankh to nhi kholi par me itna janta hu ki wo bhi jagi rehti hai aur chudai ka pura mjaa leti hai
cahe lund unki burrr me jaye ya gaand me

Munna - sale kya pta Rabia Baji shi me hi soyi rehti ho aur tu sale unki kamjori ka galat fayda utha rha ho

Aslam - abbe yar tu ek baar bta pichle 3-4 mhino se me didi ko chod rha hu
ghanto unki burr me muh dale pda rheta hu
unke muh me louda daal kar chodta hu
baki ki gand me lund daal kar so jata hu
Bina kisi dar ke
aur jab agle din uthta hu to Mera lund ek dum saaf hota hai aur lungi mere jism par Dali hui hoti hai tu hi bta ye baji nhi karti hogi to aur kon karta hoga

Munna - ha shi ho sakta hai Baji fir se lund saaf isliye karti hogi taki agli raat ko tu unhe fir se chod skhe

Aslam - ab tu Jo bhi smjh Bhai Jo haqiqat hai tujhe bta di mene ab tu bas kisi ko mat btana
chal jaldi aaj to thakurain se bhi daat pdegi

Munna - are Bhai wo kyo dategi
Aslam - sale ek hafte baad Jaa rhe hai padhne free me padhati hai wo gand maar legi Teri

Munna - sale wo kya gand maregi meri aurat hai wo

Aslam- wo to nhi maregi munna par agar hum thodi si koshish kare to dono bhai mil baat kar thakurain ka khajana lut sakte hai

Munna- Bhai tu konse khjane ki baat kar rha hai

Aslam - sale bua ko chodne ki taiyyari kar rha hai aur aurat ke khjane ke bare me nhi malum
Bhai me keh rha hu ki thakurain ko bhi mil kar pelte hai
tab to sala Ghar me bhi mje aur tution me bhi mje

munna - baat to Shi kar rha hai Bhai tu par kya thakurain Maan jayegi
Aslam - abbe manegi nhi mnana pdegaa smjhaa
bas tu mere isharo ko smjh Jana
waise bhi us sale Thakur ko fursat hi kha milti hai ki seher se akar apni biwi ki pyaas bujhaye
ab ye bedaa bhi hume hi uthana pdega bhai

Munna - ha bhai shi keh rha hai tu aakhir thakurain nhi to hmare hi gaon ki hai uska dard hume hi Kam karna pdega hahahahah

Aslam - hhahah

dono soft haste hue ek dusre ko tali dete hue thakurain ke shikaar ko nikal jate hai ...
 
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