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UPDATE 8
Woh toh achcha hai
ki madam mujhse thodi door khadi thi
warna aaj pakka jaan se maar deti woh
tabhi mujhe pooja madam ke peechhe dikha kuchh
ek demon
woh bhi itna ghinauna ki main aaj tak waisa demon nahi dekha tha
jis tarah se bure insaan teen tarah ke hote hain
ek bure hote hain
ek achche aur bure dono hote hain
lekin ek ghinaune hote hain
aur woh demon ghinauna tha
bahut zyada ghinona
main class mein aake baitha
apne dosto ke sath
aslam
abe yeh chamatkar kaise hua
humein toh suspend kar diya gaya tha
tune kya aunty se baat ki ghar pe
main
nahi toh
ravi
toh phir yeh chamatkar kaise hua
main
pata nahi
Aslam
achcha sun college ke baad
hum sab farmhouse chalenge
apni apni gf ko leke
main
meri kahan koi gf hai
ravi
toh phir Aarti kaun hai
main
woh meri gf nahi hai
aslam
abe ladki toh sahi hai
bana jo le
main
nahi banana hai
tabhi sharma sir class mein aaye
aur hum teeno ko dekhkar shocked ho gaye
unhone class attend ki
aur phir chale gaye
uske baad mishra sir aaye
mishra sir ne aate hi pakana shuru kar diya
wohin dusri taraf
sharma sir jaake principal se jhagad rahe the
ki unhone toh aslam aur ravi ko suspend kar diya tha
aur vijay ko nikaal diya tha
sharma
ma'am yeh galat hai
aap unhein is liye bacha rahi hain
kyunki woh aapka beta hai
aur baaki uske dost
principal
mr sharma hosh mein rehke baat kijiye
yeh order board head ka hai
mera nahi hai
yeh sunke sharma jee ki sulag gayi
toh woh gaye us ladki ke paas
wohi jisko woh chod rahe the
washroom mein
unhone usse kuchh baat kiya
aur phir wahan se chale gaye
kuchh der baad pooja madam padhane aagayi
pata nahi unhein dekhke mujhe kya ho jaata tha
saala man karta tha unhein apni personal rakhel bana loon
din raat chodta rahu
pooja madam padhate padhate
mujhe dekhi
aur jab unhein ehsaas hua
ki main unhein dekh raha hoon
toh woh gusse se laal peeli ho gayi
khair aur kuchh nahi hua
college ki chhutti ho gayi
aslam aur ravi apni apni gf ke sath chale gaye
meera bhi apni car mein nikal gayi
main parking se apni bike le raha th
tabhi pooja madam mere paas aayi
aur mujhe thappad maar di
pooja
tumhein sharam nahi aati
main tumhari teacher hoon
aur tum mujhe gandi najar se dekh rahe the
kya hoga agar main yeh baat principal se bata doon
college mein padhne aate ho
ya yeh sab karne
ab kya kar sakte hain
baat toh woh sahi keh rahi thi
main sorry bola aur phir wahan se nikalne laga
tabhi main muda
main
aap jis ghar mein rehti hain
use badal dijiye
wahan àap sabko khatra hai
woh kuchh bolti usse pehle hi main nikal gaya
kuchh der baad main meera ke ghar pe tha
lekin woh ghar pe thi hi nahi
maid ka naam
chaaru tha
chaaru
chhoti didi toh hain nahi
aap unke room mein jaa sakte hain
main
nahi main jaa raha hoon
uska phone bhi nahi lag raha hai
woh kuchh nahi boli
main wahan se jaane laga
tabhi meera ki behen Disha aagayi
ek toh mujhe yeh samajh nahi aata
ki saala in dono behno ka chakkar kya hai
dono hi ajeeb hain
main use ignore maarke
jaa raha tha
tabhi woh mere saamne aagayi
Disha
ab itne bhi zaalim mat bano
main
meera se milne aaya tha
woh nahi hai
isi liye ab jaa raha hoon
Disha
main toh hoon
yeh bolke woh muskura di
main chaunk gaya
saali line maar rahi thi
main
mere saamne se hatengi aap
usne mujhe kiss kar diya
main saala buri tarah se shocked
yeh poora khandan hi harami hai
woh hansne lagi
Disha
you are so naive
main wahan se nikalna hi behtar samjha
lekin woh phirse mere aage aagayi
main
what the hell is wrong with you
dimaag toh nahi kharab hai
Disha
tum bolte ho bhi ho
achcha apna phone do
main
kyun
Disha
do toh sahi
main use apna phone diya
Disha
unlock toh karo
main
password nahi hai
Disha
oh
aur phir usne apna number mere phone mein add kar diya
Disha
i will call you
yeh bolke usne phirse mujhe kiss kar diya
main jhunjla gaya
aisa nahi tha
ki woh khubsurat nahi thi
hot nahi thi
lekin uske liye mere man mein aisa kuchh nahi tha
main wahan se nikalke apne ghar aagaya
pata nahi meera se aaj na milne pe mujhe bahut khaali sa lag raha tha
main hall mein baitha yahi soch raha tha
ki meera ka phone kyun band hai
woh kahan hogi
tabhi kajal bhabhi mere paas aagayi
kajal bhabhi
devar jee kiske sapno mein khoye ho
main
kisi ke bhi nahi bhabhi
kajal bhabhi
tum apni premika ko laane waale the
main
ho tab toh laaunga na
kajal bhabhi
jyada smart mat bano
tabhi Paridhi bhabhi bhi aagayi
Paridhi bhabhi
yeh galat baat hai vijay
main
kya galat baat hai bhabhi
Paridhi bhabhi
tum kajal se apne secret share karte ho
mujhse nahi
kya main tumhein kam maanti hoon
main
kaun sa secret
aap dono bhi ajeeb baatein karti hain
yeh bolke main apne room mein aagaya
aur sochne laga
pooja madam Aarti disha
aur meera
aaj se pehle meri zindagi mein ek bhi ladki nahi thi
lekin ab aayi hain
toh saali ek sath chaar aagayi hain
preeti
tumne kuchh socha meri laash kaise dhundoge
ise toh main bhool hi gaya
preeti
chup kyun ho
main
soch raha hoon
preeti
kab tak sochte rahoge
main
tum toh aise bol rahi ho
jaise main koshish hi nahi kar raha hoon
tumhara mama ab is duniya mein nahi hai
tumhare ghar pe bhi kuchh nahi mila
tumhare gaon. gaya tha wahan bhi kuchh pata nahi chala
preeti
iska matlab mujhe kabhi mukti nahi milegi
main humesha bhatakti rahungi
aur woh rone lagi
aur yahan ho gayi gadbad
kajal bhabhi aur Paridhi bhabhi
dono buri tarah se ghabra gayi
kisi ladki ke rone ki awaj jo unhein aarahi thi
ab mom ghar pe thi nahi
dono abhi apne apne kaam pe thi
aur dono chhoti behen tution padhne gayi thi
kajal bhabhi bhaagke paridhi bhabhi k paas gayo
kajal
didi kya aapko bhi sunayi de raha hai
paridhi
hmm
kajal
main keh rahi thi
ki humare ghar mein koi bhoot hai
ab dekh liya aapne
paridhi
Vijay kahan hai
dono dar ke maare mere room mein aagayi
aur rone ki awaj aur jyada tez ho gayi
kajal
Vijay kya tumhein bhi rone ki awaj aarahi hai
main
nahi toh
Paridhi
jhuth mat bolo
kyunki mujhe bhi nahi sunayi de rahi hai
main
are bhabhi aap dono kyun mujhe pareshan kar rahi ho
paridhi bhabhi aur kajal bhabhi
mujhe ghurke chali gayi
unke jaane ke baad
main preeti ko apne apne gale laga liya
woh roti rahi
kuchh der baad woh gayab ho gayi
raat ke 12 baje
pooja house
pooja bed pe leti yahi soch rahi thi
ki aakhir vijay ne Aisa kyu kaha
aakhir use kaise pata chala
pooja ke ghar mein uski maa
aur chhoti behen rehti thi
chhoti behen bahut jyada beemaar thi
tabhi uski behen ke cheekhne ki awaj aayi
pooja bhaagte hue room mein pahunchi
uski behen zor zor se rote hue cheekh rahi thi
didi mujhe bachao
mujhe bachao didi
main ab yeh sab nahi seh sakti
main nahi seh sakti didi
aah didi bahut dard ho raha hai
pooja ki maa shakuntala
apni chhoti beti kiran se lipti hui thi
kiran ka sharir buri tarah se hil raha tha
yeh sab ek mahine pehle shuru hua
jab pooja apni family ke sath is ghar mein aayi thi
unhein aaye hue do din hi hue the
teesri raat 12 bajte hi kiran ne cheekhna shuru kar diya
kiran ka kehna tha ki aisa lagta hai
jaise koi uske sath sambhog kar raha hai
kiran ki baat pe na shakuntala ne vishwas kiya
aur na pooja ne
lekin ek hafte mein hi kiran ka school jaana band ho gaya
kyunki ab woh bed se uth bhi nahi paa rahi thi
din bhar woh soyi rehti
aur raat bhar roti rehti
pooja ne doctor ko bulaya
jo dar ke bhaag gaya
phir pooja ne tantrik aur baba ko bhi bulaya
lekin woh bhi kuchh nahi kar paaye
unki haddi pasli jarur toot gayi thi
phir pooja ne father ko bulaya
jo kiran ko dekhte hi samajh gaye
ki kiran ke sath kya ho raha hai
woh yeh bolke chale gaye
ki unhein apne superior se permission leni paregi
exorcism karne ke liye
kiran zor zor se ro rahi thi
aur pooja ek but bani apni hi chhoti behen ko dekh rahi thi
tabhi pooja ne dekha
ki kiran ki yoni se khoon nikal raha hai
pooja ne kiran ke upar se jab chadar hataya
toh pooja ke pairo tale zameen khisak gayi
kiran ki yoni kisi sade hue fal jaisi ho gayi thi
aur uspe keede lage hue the
pooja us room se bhaagke apne room mein aayi
aur zor zor se rone lagi
pooja ne doctor ko phone kiya
doctor.ne use injection dene ko bol diya
pooja ne kiran ko injection diya
aur phir kiran behosh ho gayi
pooja ne neend ki goli li aur sone ki koshish karne lagi
tabhi uske jism pe Jo chadar tha
woh neeche jaane laga
pooja ne chadar pakda
aur upar kheench liya
kuchh der baad phirse chadar neeche jaane lagi
lekin is baar bhi wohi pooja ne chadar upar.kheench liya
lekin teesri baar chadar bed se neeche chala gaya
pooja ghabrake aankhein khol di
lekin dawayi ki wajah se woh theek se dekh nahi paa rahi thi
tabhi pooja ne ek demon ko dekha
jo pooja ke saamne khada tha
aur use hi dekhke muskura raha tha
pooja cheekhte hue uth gayi
subah ho chuki thi
usne father ko phone kiya
father ne yahi kaha ki abhi permission nahi mili hai
pooja
father meri behen mar jaayegi
agar aap ne jaldi kuchh nahi kiya toh
father kuchh nahi bole
pooja ready hoke college nikal gayi
main bhi college pahunch chuka tha
aur wait kar raha tha
ki kab mujhe pooja madam dikhe
aur mujhe pooja madam dikh gayi
main unhein dekhne laga
pata nahi unhein dekhte hi main kis duniya mein pahunch jaata tha
pooja madam mere paas aayi
pooja
class ke liye der nahi ho rahi hai tumhein
main
jaa raha hoon
main jaane ke liye muda hi tha
pooja
suno
main
jee
pooja
tumne Aisa kyu kaha
ki mujhe apna ghar badal lena chahiye
tabhi mujhe pooja madam ke peeche woh demon dikha
jo mujhe gusse se dekh raha tha
main zor se
aankh dikhata madarzaat
yeh sunke pooja madam ne mujhe thappad maar diya
aur phir chali gayi
tabhi main us demon ka pair pakad liya
pooja madam toh chali gayi
lekin woh nahi jaa paaya
main
bhadwe madarchod
meri pooja madam se door reh
warna achcha nahi hoga
demon ne meri taraf apna hath kiya
aur main peechhe deewaar se ja takraya
gaand toot gayi
woh mere paas aaya
aur mera gala pakadke dabane laga
main use punch maara
woh door jaa gida
aur tabhi woh gusse se cheekh pada
aur phir ek car hawa mein udne lagi
jise usne meri taraf fenk diya
main wahan se hat gaya
aur bhaagne laga
bhosdika
yeh aatma toh kuchh jyada hi powerful hai
behenchod
main langdate hue class mein aagaya
tabhi mujhe meera dikhi
main use ignore karke
apne dosto ke sath baith gaya
ravi
kisse maar khaake aaya hai
main
kisi se nahi
aslam
kis madarchod ne tujhe hath lagaya
main
kisi ne bhi nahi
body ke pichhle hisse.mein itna dard ho raha tha
ki puchho mat
recess mein jab mujhse bardasht nahi hua
toh.main doctor ke paas chala gaya
usne mujhe kuchh dawayi di
ek injection diya
jab main clinic se bahar nikla
toh meera bahar hi khadi thi
meera
sorry mera kal phone off tha
main kisi kaam mein busy thi
main
koi baat nahi madam
tumhara toh ehsaan hai mujhpe
jo tum meri girlfriend bani
main tumhein kuchh bhi toh nahi sakta
meera
taane mat maaro
tum jaante toh ho
ki main tumse kitna pyar karti hoon
main kuchh nahi bola
meera ne apne driver ko jaane ko bola
aur woh mere peechhe bike pe baith gayi
meera
vijay tumhein chot kaise lagi
main
naale mein gid gaya tha
meera
very funny
batao na chot kaise lagi
main
ek aatma se lad Raha tha
meera
Vijay
main uske ghar nahi jaana chahta tha
lekin phir bhi woh mujhe apne ghar le gayi
main bed pe let te hi so gaya
meera Vijay ke paas baithi
uske chehre ko dekh rahi thi
shaam mein jab meri aankh khuli
toh main dekha
meera bhi mere sath hi soyi thi
main use uthaya
usne mujhe kiss Kiya
aur phir bathroom mein chali gayi
kuchh der baad hum snacks khaa rahe the
woh meri goad mein baithi thi
meera
achcha vijay ek baat batao
kya tumne kabhi socha hai
ki agar tumhare paas supernatural powers hoti
toh tum kya karte
main
saare bure logo ko maar deta
meera
kyun
main
bas aise hi
meera
aur agar main buri hoti toh
main
tumhein bhi maar deta
meera munh banate hue
jhuth hi bol dete
main
toh tum mujhe nahi maarti
agar main bura hota toh
meera
kabhi nahi
main
yeh tumhari behen paagal hai kya
meera
poori paagal
aur kal jo bhi hua
mujhe chaaru didi ne sab bata Diya tha
unse door raha karo
main
waise tumhari didi karti kya hai
meera ne koi jawab nahi diya
aur mujhe kiss karne lagi
jaise hi raat ke 12 baje
Vijay neend mein hi chalne laga
preeti ne jab dekha
ki Vijay neend mein chal Raha hai
toh usne use awaj di
lekin vijay ne nahi suna
vijay bike pe baitha
aur phir use Start karke nikal gaya....
Woh toh achcha hai
ki madam mujhse thodi door khadi thi
warna aaj pakka jaan se maar deti woh
tabhi mujhe pooja madam ke peechhe dikha kuchh
ek demon
woh bhi itna ghinauna ki main aaj tak waisa demon nahi dekha tha
jis tarah se bure insaan teen tarah ke hote hain
ek bure hote hain
ek achche aur bure dono hote hain
lekin ek ghinaune hote hain
aur woh demon ghinauna tha
bahut zyada ghinona
main class mein aake baitha
apne dosto ke sath
aslam
abe yeh chamatkar kaise hua
humein toh suspend kar diya gaya tha
tune kya aunty se baat ki ghar pe
main
nahi toh
ravi
toh phir yeh chamatkar kaise hua
main
pata nahi
Aslam
achcha sun college ke baad
hum sab farmhouse chalenge
apni apni gf ko leke
main
meri kahan koi gf hai
ravi
toh phir Aarti kaun hai
main
woh meri gf nahi hai
aslam
abe ladki toh sahi hai
bana jo le
main
nahi banana hai
tabhi sharma sir class mein aaye
aur hum teeno ko dekhkar shocked ho gaye
unhone class attend ki
aur phir chale gaye
uske baad mishra sir aaye
mishra sir ne aate hi pakana shuru kar diya
wohin dusri taraf
sharma sir jaake principal se jhagad rahe the
ki unhone toh aslam aur ravi ko suspend kar diya tha
aur vijay ko nikaal diya tha
sharma
ma'am yeh galat hai
aap unhein is liye bacha rahi hain
kyunki woh aapka beta hai
aur baaki uske dost
principal
mr sharma hosh mein rehke baat kijiye
yeh order board head ka hai
mera nahi hai
yeh sunke sharma jee ki sulag gayi
toh woh gaye us ladki ke paas
wohi jisko woh chod rahe the
washroom mein
unhone usse kuchh baat kiya
aur phir wahan se chale gaye
kuchh der baad pooja madam padhane aagayi
pata nahi unhein dekhke mujhe kya ho jaata tha
saala man karta tha unhein apni personal rakhel bana loon
din raat chodta rahu
pooja madam padhate padhate
mujhe dekhi
aur jab unhein ehsaas hua
ki main unhein dekh raha hoon
toh woh gusse se laal peeli ho gayi
khair aur kuchh nahi hua
college ki chhutti ho gayi
aslam aur ravi apni apni gf ke sath chale gaye
meera bhi apni car mein nikal gayi
main parking se apni bike le raha th
tabhi pooja madam mere paas aayi
aur mujhe thappad maar di
pooja
tumhein sharam nahi aati
main tumhari teacher hoon
aur tum mujhe gandi najar se dekh rahe the
kya hoga agar main yeh baat principal se bata doon
college mein padhne aate ho
ya yeh sab karne
ab kya kar sakte hain
baat toh woh sahi keh rahi thi
main sorry bola aur phir wahan se nikalne laga
tabhi main muda
main
aap jis ghar mein rehti hain
use badal dijiye
wahan àap sabko khatra hai
woh kuchh bolti usse pehle hi main nikal gaya
kuchh der baad main meera ke ghar pe tha
lekin woh ghar pe thi hi nahi
maid ka naam
chaaru tha
chaaru
chhoti didi toh hain nahi
aap unke room mein jaa sakte hain
main
nahi main jaa raha hoon
uska phone bhi nahi lag raha hai
woh kuchh nahi boli
main wahan se jaane laga
tabhi meera ki behen Disha aagayi
ek toh mujhe yeh samajh nahi aata
ki saala in dono behno ka chakkar kya hai
dono hi ajeeb hain
main use ignore maarke
jaa raha tha
tabhi woh mere saamne aagayi
Disha
ab itne bhi zaalim mat bano
main
meera se milne aaya tha
woh nahi hai
isi liye ab jaa raha hoon
Disha
main toh hoon
yeh bolke woh muskura di
main chaunk gaya
saali line maar rahi thi
main
mere saamne se hatengi aap
usne mujhe kiss kar diya
main saala buri tarah se shocked
yeh poora khandan hi harami hai
woh hansne lagi
Disha
you are so naive
main wahan se nikalna hi behtar samjha
lekin woh phirse mere aage aagayi
main
what the hell is wrong with you
dimaag toh nahi kharab hai
Disha
tum bolte ho bhi ho
achcha apna phone do
main
kyun
Disha
do toh sahi
main use apna phone diya
Disha
unlock toh karo
main
password nahi hai
Disha
oh
aur phir usne apna number mere phone mein add kar diya
Disha
i will call you
yeh bolke usne phirse mujhe kiss kar diya
main jhunjla gaya
aisa nahi tha
ki woh khubsurat nahi thi
hot nahi thi
lekin uske liye mere man mein aisa kuchh nahi tha
main wahan se nikalke apne ghar aagaya
pata nahi meera se aaj na milne pe mujhe bahut khaali sa lag raha tha
main hall mein baitha yahi soch raha tha
ki meera ka phone kyun band hai
woh kahan hogi
tabhi kajal bhabhi mere paas aagayi
kajal bhabhi
devar jee kiske sapno mein khoye ho
main
kisi ke bhi nahi bhabhi
kajal bhabhi
tum apni premika ko laane waale the
main
ho tab toh laaunga na
kajal bhabhi
jyada smart mat bano
tabhi Paridhi bhabhi bhi aagayi
Paridhi bhabhi
yeh galat baat hai vijay
main
kya galat baat hai bhabhi
Paridhi bhabhi
tum kajal se apne secret share karte ho
mujhse nahi
kya main tumhein kam maanti hoon
main
kaun sa secret
aap dono bhi ajeeb baatein karti hain
yeh bolke main apne room mein aagaya
aur sochne laga
pooja madam Aarti disha
aur meera
aaj se pehle meri zindagi mein ek bhi ladki nahi thi
lekin ab aayi hain
toh saali ek sath chaar aagayi hain
preeti
tumne kuchh socha meri laash kaise dhundoge
ise toh main bhool hi gaya
preeti
chup kyun ho
main
soch raha hoon
preeti
kab tak sochte rahoge
main
tum toh aise bol rahi ho
jaise main koshish hi nahi kar raha hoon
tumhara mama ab is duniya mein nahi hai
tumhare ghar pe bhi kuchh nahi mila
tumhare gaon. gaya tha wahan bhi kuchh pata nahi chala
preeti
iska matlab mujhe kabhi mukti nahi milegi
main humesha bhatakti rahungi
aur woh rone lagi
aur yahan ho gayi gadbad
kajal bhabhi aur Paridhi bhabhi
dono buri tarah se ghabra gayi
kisi ladki ke rone ki awaj jo unhein aarahi thi
ab mom ghar pe thi nahi
dono abhi apne apne kaam pe thi
aur dono chhoti behen tution padhne gayi thi
kajal bhabhi bhaagke paridhi bhabhi k paas gayo
kajal
didi kya aapko bhi sunayi de raha hai
paridhi
hmm
kajal
main keh rahi thi
ki humare ghar mein koi bhoot hai
ab dekh liya aapne
paridhi
Vijay kahan hai
dono dar ke maare mere room mein aagayi
aur rone ki awaj aur jyada tez ho gayi
kajal
Vijay kya tumhein bhi rone ki awaj aarahi hai
main
nahi toh
Paridhi
jhuth mat bolo
kyunki mujhe bhi nahi sunayi de rahi hai
main
are bhabhi aap dono kyun mujhe pareshan kar rahi ho
paridhi bhabhi aur kajal bhabhi
mujhe ghurke chali gayi
unke jaane ke baad
main preeti ko apne apne gale laga liya
woh roti rahi
kuchh der baad woh gayab ho gayi
raat ke 12 baje
pooja house
pooja bed pe leti yahi soch rahi thi
ki aakhir vijay ne Aisa kyu kaha
aakhir use kaise pata chala
pooja ke ghar mein uski maa
aur chhoti behen rehti thi
chhoti behen bahut jyada beemaar thi
tabhi uski behen ke cheekhne ki awaj aayi
pooja bhaagte hue room mein pahunchi
uski behen zor zor se rote hue cheekh rahi thi
didi mujhe bachao
mujhe bachao didi
main ab yeh sab nahi seh sakti
main nahi seh sakti didi
aah didi bahut dard ho raha hai
pooja ki maa shakuntala
apni chhoti beti kiran se lipti hui thi
kiran ka sharir buri tarah se hil raha tha
yeh sab ek mahine pehle shuru hua
jab pooja apni family ke sath is ghar mein aayi thi
unhein aaye hue do din hi hue the
teesri raat 12 bajte hi kiran ne cheekhna shuru kar diya
kiran ka kehna tha ki aisa lagta hai
jaise koi uske sath sambhog kar raha hai
kiran ki baat pe na shakuntala ne vishwas kiya
aur na pooja ne
lekin ek hafte mein hi kiran ka school jaana band ho gaya
kyunki ab woh bed se uth bhi nahi paa rahi thi
din bhar woh soyi rehti
aur raat bhar roti rehti
pooja ne doctor ko bulaya
jo dar ke bhaag gaya
phir pooja ne tantrik aur baba ko bhi bulaya
lekin woh bhi kuchh nahi kar paaye
unki haddi pasli jarur toot gayi thi
phir pooja ne father ko bulaya
jo kiran ko dekhte hi samajh gaye
ki kiran ke sath kya ho raha hai
woh yeh bolke chale gaye
ki unhein apne superior se permission leni paregi
exorcism karne ke liye
kiran zor zor se ro rahi thi
aur pooja ek but bani apni hi chhoti behen ko dekh rahi thi
tabhi pooja ne dekha
ki kiran ki yoni se khoon nikal raha hai
pooja ne kiran ke upar se jab chadar hataya
toh pooja ke pairo tale zameen khisak gayi
kiran ki yoni kisi sade hue fal jaisi ho gayi thi
aur uspe keede lage hue the
pooja us room se bhaagke apne room mein aayi
aur zor zor se rone lagi
pooja ne doctor ko phone kiya
doctor.ne use injection dene ko bol diya
pooja ne kiran ko injection diya
aur phir kiran behosh ho gayi
pooja ne neend ki goli li aur sone ki koshish karne lagi
tabhi uske jism pe Jo chadar tha
woh neeche jaane laga
pooja ne chadar pakda
aur upar kheench liya
kuchh der baad phirse chadar neeche jaane lagi
lekin is baar bhi wohi pooja ne chadar upar.kheench liya
lekin teesri baar chadar bed se neeche chala gaya
pooja ghabrake aankhein khol di
lekin dawayi ki wajah se woh theek se dekh nahi paa rahi thi
tabhi pooja ne ek demon ko dekha
jo pooja ke saamne khada tha
aur use hi dekhke muskura raha tha
pooja cheekhte hue uth gayi
subah ho chuki thi
usne father ko phone kiya
father ne yahi kaha ki abhi permission nahi mili hai
pooja
father meri behen mar jaayegi
agar aap ne jaldi kuchh nahi kiya toh
father kuchh nahi bole
pooja ready hoke college nikal gayi
main bhi college pahunch chuka tha
aur wait kar raha tha
ki kab mujhe pooja madam dikhe
aur mujhe pooja madam dikh gayi
main unhein dekhne laga
pata nahi unhein dekhte hi main kis duniya mein pahunch jaata tha
pooja madam mere paas aayi
pooja
class ke liye der nahi ho rahi hai tumhein
main
jaa raha hoon
main jaane ke liye muda hi tha
pooja
suno
main
jee
pooja
tumne Aisa kyu kaha
ki mujhe apna ghar badal lena chahiye
tabhi mujhe pooja madam ke peeche woh demon dikha
jo mujhe gusse se dekh raha tha
main zor se
aankh dikhata madarzaat
yeh sunke pooja madam ne mujhe thappad maar diya
aur phir chali gayi
tabhi main us demon ka pair pakad liya
pooja madam toh chali gayi
lekin woh nahi jaa paaya
main
bhadwe madarchod
meri pooja madam se door reh
warna achcha nahi hoga
demon ne meri taraf apna hath kiya
aur main peechhe deewaar se ja takraya
gaand toot gayi
woh mere paas aaya
aur mera gala pakadke dabane laga
main use punch maara
woh door jaa gida
aur tabhi woh gusse se cheekh pada
aur phir ek car hawa mein udne lagi
jise usne meri taraf fenk diya
main wahan se hat gaya
aur bhaagne laga
bhosdika
yeh aatma toh kuchh jyada hi powerful hai
behenchod
main langdate hue class mein aagaya
tabhi mujhe meera dikhi
main use ignore karke
apne dosto ke sath baith gaya
ravi
kisse maar khaake aaya hai
main
kisi se nahi
aslam
kis madarchod ne tujhe hath lagaya
main
kisi ne bhi nahi
body ke pichhle hisse.mein itna dard ho raha tha
ki puchho mat
recess mein jab mujhse bardasht nahi hua
toh.main doctor ke paas chala gaya
usne mujhe kuchh dawayi di
ek injection diya
jab main clinic se bahar nikla
toh meera bahar hi khadi thi
meera
sorry mera kal phone off tha
main kisi kaam mein busy thi
main
koi baat nahi madam
tumhara toh ehsaan hai mujhpe
jo tum meri girlfriend bani
main tumhein kuchh bhi toh nahi sakta
meera
taane mat maaro
tum jaante toh ho
ki main tumse kitna pyar karti hoon
main kuchh nahi bola
meera ne apne driver ko jaane ko bola
aur woh mere peechhe bike pe baith gayi
meera
vijay tumhein chot kaise lagi
main
naale mein gid gaya tha
meera
very funny
batao na chot kaise lagi
main
ek aatma se lad Raha tha
meera
Vijay
main uske ghar nahi jaana chahta tha
lekin phir bhi woh mujhe apne ghar le gayi
main bed pe let te hi so gaya
meera Vijay ke paas baithi
uske chehre ko dekh rahi thi
shaam mein jab meri aankh khuli
toh main dekha
meera bhi mere sath hi soyi thi
main use uthaya
usne mujhe kiss Kiya
aur phir bathroom mein chali gayi
kuchh der baad hum snacks khaa rahe the
woh meri goad mein baithi thi
meera
achcha vijay ek baat batao
kya tumne kabhi socha hai
ki agar tumhare paas supernatural powers hoti
toh tum kya karte
main
saare bure logo ko maar deta
meera
kyun
main
bas aise hi
meera
aur agar main buri hoti toh
main
tumhein bhi maar deta
meera munh banate hue
jhuth hi bol dete
main
toh tum mujhe nahi maarti
agar main bura hota toh
meera
kabhi nahi
main
yeh tumhari behen paagal hai kya
meera
poori paagal
aur kal jo bhi hua
mujhe chaaru didi ne sab bata Diya tha
unse door raha karo
main
waise tumhari didi karti kya hai
meera ne koi jawab nahi diya
aur mujhe kiss karne lagi
jaise hi raat ke 12 baje
Vijay neend mein hi chalne laga
preeti ne jab dekha
ki Vijay neend mein chal Raha hai
toh usne use awaj di
lekin vijay ne nahi suna
vijay bike pe baitha
aur phir use Start karke nikal gaya....
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