Incest GOD OF PAIN

[Silent lover]

Aaya re aaya blackwa aaya new long story leke

 

[Aryanv]

awesome update

 

[A S B]

Super apdate

 

[Amrit_#0]

UPDATE 2

Main apni hi chhoti behen ko nahi pehchan paaya
yeh sochke mujhe itna gussa aaraha tha
woh mujhe pehchan gayi
aur main

main uske sar ko sehlata raha
woh roti rahi

ab car mein beech road pe ruki thi
gaadi waale peechhe se horn baja rahe the
tabhi ek ne zor se bola

bhosdike tere baap ka road hai
jo yahan beech mein gaadi rok ke Aashiqui kar raha hai

main apna sar window se bahar nikaala

main
bhosdike tere baap ka road hai
aur tera baap main hoon
Rohit bhai

ek dum shant ho gaya road
ab koi horn nahi baja raha tha

main drive karne laga

siya mujhe dekhti rahi

main use leke villa pahuncha

usne jab villa dekha
toh uska munh khula ka khula reh gaya

main uska hath pakda
aur use andar leke pahuncha

mere sath kisi ladki ko dekhke
alina muskura padi
woh meri secretary thi
mera business wohi handle karti thi

alina
kya baat hai Rohit
aaj yeh titli tumhein kahan mil gayi

main
behen hai meri

yeh sunke woh chaunk gayi

Alina
sorry

main
tum alina ke sath jaao
aur kapde change karke aajao

Alina ne siya ka hath pakda
aur use apne sath le gayi

kuchh der baad siya bahar aayi
usne Alina ke kapde pehen rakhkhe the
bahut pyari lag rahi thi

woh mere paas aake baith gayi

siya
aap kabhi wapas kyun nahi aaye

main
kyun aata
maa ne aur tum sabne toh rishta tod hi diya tha

siya
maine toh nahi toda tha bhaiya

main
munh toh moda hi tha
khair chhodo yeh sab baatein
yeh batao ki tum chandni bai ke paas kaise pahuch gayi

Siya
bade chacha ne mujhe thakuro ke hatho bech diya
aur phir usne mujhe chanda bai ke yahan bech diya


woh yeh baat itni asaani se keh gayi thi
jaise yeh koi chhoti baat ho

main
yeh tumhara ghar hai
yahin mere paas raho

siya
mujhe maa ke paas jaana hai

main
aur phir bech dengi woh tumhein

siya
maa ne mujhe nahi becha bhaiya

main
sab kuchh toh maa ka hi kiya dhara hai

siya
nahi bhaiya
unhein pata nahi tha
bade chacha mujhe apne sath kapde dilwane le gaye the
maa ko kuchh bhi nahi pata tha

main
unhein pata bhi hota
toh woh kya kar leti
unke saamne unke bete ko kutta banaya gaya
aur woh chup karke dekhti rahi

siya mujhe dekhne lagi

siya
galti aapki thi
aapne payal didi ke sath galat kiya tha

main apne chehre pe apna hath rakhkha
aur hansne laga

ek pal ke liye siya ghabra gayi
aur Alina ke paseene chhutne lage
use bahut dar lag raha tha

main
tum abhi bahut chhoti ho
logo ko nahi pehchanti
yeh sab chhodo
Alina khana lagao

Alina wahan se bhaag gayi


siya
aapke paas yeh sab kaise aaya

main
kya karogi jaanke

kuchh der baad alina ne khana paros diya
aur hum teeno khane lage
jaise hi siya ne pehla niwala munh mein rakhkha
uski aankhon mein aansu aagaye

main
khana sahi nahi hai kya

Siya
nahi bhaiya
khana bahut achcha hai
zindagi mein pehli baar itna achcha khana khaya hai na
toh dil bhar aaya

main
jhuth mat bolo
baat kya hai yeh batao

siya
aapke jaane ke baad
bade chacha ne humein ghar se nikaal diya

humein sarpanch jee ne apne ghar mein rehne diya
lekin ek raat unhone maa ke sath zabardasti karne ki koshish ki
hum wahan se usi raat bhaag gaye

maa daadi ke paas gayi
aur unse bheekh maangi
ki woh humein ghar mein rehne de
daadi maan gayi

lekin us din ke baad se
humari zindagi nark ban gayi
chaaro chachi humare sath aisa bartaav karti
jaise hum jaanwar ho
badi Chachi maa ko roz maarti
ek din payal didi ne hum sabke kapde jala diye
humare paas humare jism pe jo kapda reh gaya tha
wohi tha
hum wohi roz dhote wohi pehente
ek raat bade chacha ne maa ke sath zabardasti karne ki koshish ki
maa daadi ke paas bhaag gayi
daadi ne maa ko hi maara
aur kaha
ki jaise mere ek bete ko fansaya
usi tarah se mere dusre bete ko fansana chahti hai


main
yeh toh bahut achcha hua
maa hai hi isi layak
bahut shauk tha unhein insaaf ki moorat banne ka
apne bete pe vishwas nahi kiya
dusre ki beti pe vishwas kiya

siya
bhaiya aapko sharam aani chahiye
woh humari maa hai
aap aisa kaise keh sakte hain

main
woh apne bete ke sath galat kar sakti hai
main galat keh bhi nahi sakta

siya
woh majbur thi
haalaat hi aise the

main
khaana khaao
aur aaram karo
zubaan mat ladao

yeh bolke main apne room mein aagaya

mere peechhe alina bhi aayi

Alina
rohit usne wohi samjha
jo usne dekha
tum use sachchai bataoge
toh woh tumhara yakeen jarur karegi

main
maa ki choot mein jaaye sachchai
woh mujhe achcha samjhe
ya bura samjhe
mujhe faraq nahi padta
main un sabse nafrat karta hoon
mera bas chalta toh un sabko chod daalta
maa ki laudiya

Alina
tumhein apne pariwar ko apne sath hi rakhna chahiye

main
tu apni maa kyun nahi chudwa leti
bhosdi mujhe lecture mat de


Alina
ab kya kar sakte hain
Rohit ki maa ki jab koi izzat nahi hai toh

ab usne yeh baat bol jarur di thi
lekin ab uski haalat kharab ho chuki thi
main use pakda
use bed pe patka
aur uske pet pe baith gaya

uske kapde faad diye
woh upar se poori nangi ho gayi

Alina ki aankhon mein aansu aagaye

main uske seene pe apna sar rakh diya

main
sorry
mujhe gussa aagaya tha
tujhe toh pata hai
ki is duniya mein tere siwa mera koi nahi hai
tu hi hai jo yeh jaanti hai
ki rohit humesha se bura nahi tha
rohit ko bura banaya gaya

Alina ne mere sar pe hath fera

Alina
main jaanti hoon


main siya ke paas gaya
woh room mein thi

main
sorry mujhe tumse aise baat nahi karni chahiye thi

siya
koi baat nahi bhaiya
mujhe bura nahi laga
aap bas kal mujhe mere ghar chhod aana

main
dobara tumhare sath kuchh ho gaya toh

siya
aap mujhe bacha hi lenge

main
aur agar nahi bacha paaya toh

siya
ab poori tayyari ke sath rahungi
agar ab kuchh bhi aisa hua toh zeher rakhkhungi apne pass
jaise hi samay aayega khaa lungi

main kuchh nahi bola

aur room mein aake gate band kiya
aur zor zor se cheekhne laga
meri chhoti si gudiya jo pehle kisi ke saamne kuchh bol nahi paati thi
aaj woh marne ki baat kar rahi thi

Alina siya ke paas baithi thi

siya
aap bhaiya ki kya lagti hain

alina
dost hoon uski

siya
humare yahan ladka ladki ko ek sath bhi dekh liya jaaye
toh unki shaadi karwa dete hain
ya phir maar dete hain

Alina
aisa kya

siya
aap na bahut sunder ho
bhaiya se kaho aapse shaadi kar lein

yeh sunke alina blush karne lagi

siya
hmm iska matlab
aap bhaiya se pyar karti ho

Alina
bahut bolti ho tum

siya
mujhe bolna bahut pasand hai

Alina
tumhein ghar kyun jaana hai
yahin apne bhaiya ke paas Raho

siya
maa mar jaayengi
agar main unke paas nahi gayi toh
bhaiya ke jaane ke baad unhone khana peena chhod diya
kayi dino tak woh bhukhi rehti hain

Alina
chalo main tumhein kapde dilwake laati hoon
ghuma bhi dungi

aur phir alina aur siya car mein baithke mall nikal gaye


chanda bai ka kotha

jab chanda bai ko khabar mili
ki Rohit bhai phirse aaye hain
toh uski hawa nikal gayi

Chanda bai mere saamne khadi thi

main
Chanda bai tumse ek baat kehni thi

Chanda
kahiye na rohit bhai

main
saali chhinaal
woh ladki jise tu neelaam kar rahi thi
woh meri sagi behen hai
randi madarchod


chanda ke hosh udd gaye
uske hath pair kaanpne.lage


woh dhadam se apni kursi pe gidi
main uski taraf badhne laga

use bahut dar lag raha tha
uske dil ki dhadkan tez chalne lagi thi
aur jaise hi main uske paas pahuncha
chanda ne mere pair pakad liye
aur rote hue boli

Rohit bhai mujhe pata nahi tha
ki woh aapki behen hai
main aapki ghulam hoon
main aisa soch bhi nahi sakti
mujhe agar pata hota
toh main kabhi aisa hone nahi deti

main hansne laga

chanda bai ki ghighi band ho gayi

villa

raat ka samay tha
main alina aur siya baithe khana khaa rahe the

ab woh kuchh bol nahi rahi thi
chup thi
mujhe ek zara bhi achcha nahi lag raha tha
uski khamoshi mujhse bardasht nahi ho rahi thi

alina ne meri taraf dekha
aur phir siya se boli

ab toh teen saal ho gaye hain
tumhari kisi didi ki shaadi hui ki nahi

siya
hum toh khud dusro ke tukdo pe pal rahe the
shaadi karne ke liye paise chahiye hote hain
pitaji nahi the
bhai ne kabhi puchha nahi
ki zinda ho ki mar gayi

Alina ne jab dekha ki ab mahaul serious ho raha hai
toh woh beech mein hi bol padi


Alina
are hum ek kaam kyun nahi karte
maa ke paas phone kar dete hain
ki tum theek ho
sahi salamat ho
uske baad tum apne bhaiya ke sath mumbai tour karke chali jaana

siya
maa ke paas phone nahi hai
sirf daadi aur chachi ke paas hai

Alina
unka number yaad hai

Siya
nahi
main unse nafrat karti hoon
unki shakal main kabhi dekhna nahi chahti
unhone meri zindagi jahannum bana di
chachi ne hi chacha ko kaha tha
ki un teeno raando mein se kisi ek ko bech dijiye
aur phir apni payal ki shaadi ho jaayegi
kal payal ki shaadi hai

meri aankhon mein khoon utar aaya
seene mein aag lag chuki thi

Alina
tumhare bhaiya ko cancer hai

yeh sunke siya buri tarah se chaunk gayi
uska munh khula ka khula reh gaya
main Alina ko dekha

siya ne rona shuru kar diya

main
are woh majak kar rahi hai
mujhe aisa kuchh bhi nahi hua hai

yeh sunke siya ne rona band kiya

Siya
aap ko sharam nahi aati
aisi baatein karte hue

main
chalo ab khana shuru karo

hum sabne khana khaaya
aur phir siya apne room mein chali gayi

main lete lete yeh soch raha tha
ki ab kya karna hai
kal payal ki shaadi hai
shàadi ka aisa tohfa dunga
ki zindagi bhar nahi bhulegi
boorchodi

Alina mere room mein aayi
aur mere pair dabane lagi

Alina
kya soch rahe ho

main
kal siya ko leke apne gaon jaaunga

Alina
tumne toh kaha tha
ki kabhi apne gaon nahi jaaoge

main
jaana toh padega hi
mere pariwar ka sawal hai

Alina
tum khud apne pariwar se nafrat karte ho
phir

main
tujhe bhi bada ghamand tha
apni raeesi pe
apne husn pe
apne status pe
tujhe saza di na
phir tujhe maaf bhi kar diya

Alina
iska matlab tum apne pariwar ko maaf kar doge
lekin unhein saza dene ke baad

main
haan

Alina
mujhe bhi apne sath le chalo na

main
kya karegi wahan jaake
teri toh mujhse shaadi bhi na hui
bina shaadi ke tujhe chodunga
teri cheekh sunke baaki sab samajh jaayenge
phir sab tere baare mein kya sochenge

Alina
main tumhare bina nahi reh paaungi
aur waise bhi tum mere bina nahi reh sakte
tumhara gussa khatam karna sirf mujhe aata hai
gusse mein tumne kuchh galat kar diya toh

main
koi mera kya ukhaad lega
aur tujhpe itna gussa tha
tere sath toh kuchh nahi kiya na

Alina
please mujhe apne sath aane do

main
kyun zidd kar rahi hai

Alina
rohit please

main
happ chhinri

Alina hans di

main
main jaanta hoon
tu kyun aana chahti hai
mere sath

Alina
pata hai toh kyun puchh rahe ho

main
aaja

woh aake mere upar let gayi

subah alina ne siya ko jaake uthaya
aur use ready hone ko bol diya

siya bhi ready ho gayi
phir hum airport pahunche
siya ke hosh udd gaye
plane ko dekhke

Siya
yeh toh hawayi jahaz hai
hum isse ghar jaayenge

main
andar Chalke baat karte hain

hum teeno plane mein baith gaye

siya ne dekha ki humare alawa wahan koi nahi tha

siya
yahan toh hum teeno hi hain

Alina
matlab

siya
maine filmo mein dekha tha
ki hawayi jahaz mein bahut log hote hain

Alina
yeh tumhare bhaiya ka hawayi jahaz hai
isi liye yahan sirf hum hain
airhostess hain aur pilot

siya
aapke paas hawayi jahaz bhi hai

yeh sunke ek airhostess hans di

main
idhar aao

woh ghabra gayi
aur darte hue mere paas aayi

main
hansi kyun tum

airhostess
sorry sir

main
mere sawal ka jawab do

airhostess
woh sir yeh baar baar hawayi jahaz bol rahi thi
isi liye mujhe hansi aagayi

main
achcha yeh baat hai
aao mere sath tumse kuchh private baat karni hai

woh buri tarah se ghabra gayi

lekin use mere sath aana hi pada

main use ek jagah leke gaya
aur woh buri tarah se ghabrayi hui mujhe dekh rahi thi

main airhostess ko parachute diya
woh bilakh padi

main
kya contract mein yeh likha tha
ki main jo bolu tumhein woh karna hai
toh ab tum yeh karogi
ki is plane se kood jaaogi


usne mere pair pakad liye
aur rone lagi

main
yeh rona dhona mat karo
mere kuchh rules hain
unhein agar meri family mein se koi tod de
toh main use maaf na karu

airhostess
sir mujhse galti ho gayi
please sir please main aapse bheekh maangti hoon
please

main
theek hai phir main tumhein parachute ke bina hi
neeche fenk deta hoon
theek hai

airhostess
sir please main kuchh bhi karungi
please mjhe maaf kar dijiye

main
kya karogi

airhostess
aap mujhe fuck kar lijiye

main
isi liye main tum sabse nafrat karta hoon
itna neeche gid jaati ho tum aurtein


airhostess roti rahi

main
chalo theek hai
ek kaam Karo
jab tum itna keh hi rahi ho
toh apna doodh peela do

airhostess
main samjhi nahi sir

main
mujhe tumhara doodh peena hai


ab uske paas koi raasta nahi tha
usne bina deri kiye
apne upar kapde utaar diye
aur rone lagi

main hansne laga

main
tum toh dar gayi
apne aapko theek karo
aur aajao

woh apni mundi haan mein hilane lagi

main
aur yaad rahe
kisi pe hansi aaye
toh apna yeh moment yaad kar lena


main wapas aaya
toh siya mujhe ghurne lagi

main
aise mat dekho
mujhe sharam aati hai

siya jhenp gayi

siya
aap uske sath kya karne gaye the

main
baat karne

siya
yahan nahi kar sakte the

main
chup raho

yeh sunke usne munh bana liya

main so gaya
kuchh der baad alina ne mujhe uthaya

Alina
hum pahunch gaye hain

hum teeno plane se utre
aur phir ek car mein baith gaye
car koi ladki hi chala rahi thi

siya
aur kitna time lagega
pahunchne mein

Alina
mere khyal se ek ghanta lagna chahiye

siya
humara saman kahan hai

alina
dusri gaadi mein hai


siya bahut khush thi
woh apne ghar jaa rahi thi
aur ab uske dil mein ek zara bhi dar nahi tha
kyunki uske bhaiya uske sath the


main
alina tum siya ke sath jaao

siya
aap nahi chalenge

main
kuchh kaam hai
woh karke aata hoon

siya
maa bahut khush hongi
aapko dekhke

main
tumhein meri kasam kisi ko kuchh nahi bataogi
mere baare mein

siya
kyun

main
main shaam tak khud aajaunga

siya rone lagi

main
kaha naa shaam tak aajaunga

siya
chacha ne mere sath kuchh kiya toh

main
Alina hai tumhare sath

woh chali gayi

main agli seat pe baitha
driver bechari ki gaand fati hui thi

main
chalo

driver
jee sir

woh leke mujhe ek jagah pahunchi
aas paas koi bhi nahi tha
ek dum sunsaan ilaaka tha
wahan ek band padi factory thi

main jab wahan pahuncha
toh kuchh aadmi aur aurat
bandhe pade the
kayi ladkiya wahan khadi thi

unhone jaise hi mujhe dekha
seedhi khadi ho gayi
unki jo leader thi
uska naam neelam tha

neelam
hello sir

main
yahi hai woh sab

neelam
jee sir

main
aap sab soch rahe honge
ki aap sabko yahan kyun laaya gaya
toh main bata deta hoon
aaj aapke bete ki shaadi ho rahi hai
lekin dulha banke main jaaunga aap sabke sath
aur shaadi meri hogi
us ladki ke sath
bas aap sabka sath chahiye

tabhi ladke ke foofa bol pade
ek baar hath khol de
phir tujhe dikhata hoon

main
foofa jee foofa jee
aap samajh nahi rahe hain
neelam bulao unhein

aur phir kuchh der baad 10 ladkiya wahan aagayi
un sabki ghighi band ho gayi
kyunki un sab ladkiyo ne 10 inch ka strap dildo pehen rakhkha

main
agar aap meri baat nahi maante hain
toh hoga yeh
ki yeh sab ladkiya
aap sabki gaand maarengi
bandhe toh hain hi aap sab
aur aapki gaand marayi ki video banegi
phir aapko woh karna hoga
jo main chahta hoon

main
chalo shuru ho jaao

aurtein cheekhne lagi

tabhi ladke ka baap bol pada
main tayyar hoon
tum jo chahoge
wohi hoga

main
yeh hui na baat
aapka launda yahin rahega

matlab dulha

ladke ki maa rote hue
nahi nahi mere bachche ko kuchh mat karna

main
aap chinta mat kijiye
jab meri shaadi us ladki se ho jaaye
tab aap yahan aake ise le jaaiyega
iske sath kuchh nahi hoga

ladke ki maa roti rahi

main
injection bhi lagwa hi do

sab cheekhne lagi
ek ladki ne sabki gaand mein ek ek injection thok diya
main
yeh injection jo aapko diya Gaya hai
usmein zeher tha
24 ghante baad aap sab mar jaayenge
lekin usse pehle meri shaadi ho jaayegi
phir aap sab yahan aayenge
aur aapko antidote de diya jaayega
jiske baad aap hansi khushi apne ghar chale jaayenge

woh bechare marye kya na karte

aur phir main dulha banke tayyar ho gaya

baarati pehle hi pahunch chuke the
hum bhi pahunche
humare bhavya swagat hua
phir kayi rasmein hui

mujhe na meri behne dikhi
na hi meri maa
gaon ke paas mein ek khaali maidan tha
wohin tent laga hua tha

gaana baj raha tha
mubarak ho tumko yeh shaadi tumhari
sada khush raho yeh dua hai humari

sabne dulhe ka chehra dekhne ki koshish ki
lekin ladke ke baap ne yeh kehke unhein mana kar diya
ki unke yahan shaadi ke baad hi dulha apna chehra dikhata hai

ladke waalo ki dhaak hi alag hoti hai
varmala ki rasam ho gayi
baratiyo ne khana khaaya
aur chale
ab baari thi saat fero ki
aur Sindoor ki rasam

uske baad dulhe ka pariwar dulhan ka pariwar

dulhan ke ghar pahunche
aangan mein
hi saari tayyari ho rakhkhi thi
aur phir shaadi ho gayi

bade chacha apne samdhi ke gale lag gaye

bade chacha
badhao ho samdhi jee

bechare samdhi jee
muskura ke reh gaye

uske baad juta churai ki rasam hui
meri saaliyo ne joota chura liya tha mera
ek lakh maang rahi thi

tabhi ladke ke pita mere paas aaye
aur mere saamne hath jod diye

beta humein ab jaane do

main
jaaiye aap sabka kaam ho gaya

sab ko bada ajeeb laga
ki ek baap apne bete ke saamne hath jod raha hai

woh sab jaane lage

bade chacha
samdhi jee kahan jaa rahe hain aap sab

main
chacha woh aapka samdhi nahi hai
aapka samdhi toh 11 saal pehle mar gaya

sab meri awaj sunke shocked ho gaye
meri teeno chacha unka pariwar
meri teeno bua unka pariwar

aur phir main apna sehra utaara
haaye haaye haaye
jo main un sabke chehre ko dekha

woh shocked ho gaye
aur sabse jyada shocked toh payaliya thi
usne jhat se apna ghunghat utha diya
le bhaiya omfooo

main payal ki taraf dekha
aur gaane laga

mubarak mubarak mubarak
Mubarak ho tumko yeh barbaadi tumhari
Mubarak ho tumko yeh barbaadi tumhari
sada dukh mein raho yeh dua hai humari.....

Awesome update bro

 

[Devil hunter123]

UPDATE 2

Main apni hi chhoti behen ko nahi pehchan paaya
yeh sochke mujhe itna gussa aaraha tha
woh mujhe pehchan gayi
aur main

main uske sar ko sehlata raha
woh roti rahi

ab car mein beech road pe ruki thi
gaadi waale peechhe se horn baja rahe the
tabhi ek ne zor se bola

bhosdike tere baap ka road hai
jo yahan beech mein gaadi rok ke Aashiqui kar raha hai

main apna sar window se bahar nikaala

main
bhosdike tere baap ka road hai
aur tera baap main hoon
Rohit bhai

ek dum shant ho gaya road
ab koi horn nahi baja raha tha

main drive karne laga

siya mujhe dekhti rahi

main use leke villa pahuncha

usne jab villa dekha
toh uska munh khula ka khula reh gaya

main uska hath pakda
aur use andar leke pahuncha

mere sath kisi ladki ko dekhke
alina muskura padi
woh meri secretary thi
mera business wohi handle karti thi

alina
kya baat hai Rohit
aaj yeh titli tumhein kahan mil gayi

main
behen hai meri

yeh sunke woh chaunk gayi

Alina
sorry

main
tum alina ke sath jaao
aur kapde change karke aajao

Alina ne siya ka hath pakda
aur use apne sath le gayi

kuchh der baad siya bahar aayi
usne Alina ke kapde pehen rakhkhe the
bahut pyari lag rahi thi

woh mere paas aake baith gayi

siya
aap kabhi wapas kyun nahi aaye

main
kyun aata
maa ne aur tum sabne toh rishta tod hi diya tha

siya
maine toh nahi toda tha bhaiya

main
munh toh moda hi tha
khair chhodo yeh sab baatein
yeh batao ki tum chandni bai ke paas kaise pahuch gayi

Siya
bade chacha ne mujhe thakuro ke hatho bech diya
aur phir usne mujhe chanda bai ke yahan bech diya


woh yeh baat itni asaani se keh gayi thi
jaise yeh koi chhoti baat ho

main
yeh tumhara ghar hai
yahin mere paas raho

siya
mujhe maa ke paas jaana hai

main
aur phir bech dengi woh tumhein

siya
maa ne mujhe nahi becha bhaiya

main
sab kuchh toh maa ka hi kiya dhara hai

siya
nahi bhaiya
unhein pata nahi tha
bade chacha mujhe apne sath kapde dilwane le gaye the
maa ko kuchh bhi nahi pata tha

main
unhein pata bhi hota
toh woh kya kar leti
unke saamne unke bete ko kutta banaya gaya
aur woh chup karke dekhti rahi

siya mujhe dekhne lagi

siya
galti aapki thi
aapne payal didi ke sath galat kiya tha

main apne chehre pe apna hath rakhkha
aur hansne laga

ek pal ke liye siya ghabra gayi
aur Alina ke paseene chhutne lage
use bahut dar lag raha tha

main
tum abhi bahut chhoti ho
logo ko nahi pehchanti
yeh sab chhodo
Alina khana lagao

Alina wahan se bhaag gayi


siya
aapke paas yeh sab kaise aaya

main
kya karogi jaanke

kuchh der baad alina ne khana paros diya
aur hum teeno khane lage
jaise hi siya ne pehla niwala munh mein rakhkha
uski aankhon mein aansu aagaye

main
khana sahi nahi hai kya

Siya
nahi bhaiya
khana bahut achcha hai
zindagi mein pehli baar itna achcha khana khaya hai na
toh dil bhar aaya

main
jhuth mat bolo
baat kya hai yeh batao

siya
aapke jaane ke baad
bade chacha ne humein ghar se nikaal diya

humein sarpanch jee ne apne ghar mein rehne diya
lekin ek raat unhone maa ke sath zabardasti karne ki koshish ki
hum wahan se usi raat bhaag gaye

maa daadi ke paas gayi
aur unse bheekh maangi
ki woh humein ghar mein rehne de
daadi maan gayi

lekin us din ke baad se
humari zindagi nark ban gayi
chaaro chachi humare sath aisa bartaav karti
jaise hum jaanwar ho
badi Chachi maa ko roz maarti
ek din payal didi ne hum sabke kapde jala diye
humare paas humare jism pe jo kapda reh gaya tha
wohi tha
hum wohi roz dhote wohi pehente
ek raat bade chacha ne maa ke sath zabardasti karne ki koshish ki
maa daadi ke paas bhaag gayi
daadi ne maa ko hi maara
aur kaha
ki jaise mere ek bete ko fansaya
usi tarah se mere dusre bete ko fansana chahti hai


main
yeh toh bahut achcha hua
maa hai hi isi layak
bahut shauk tha unhein insaaf ki moorat banne ka
apne bete pe vishwas nahi kiya
dusre ki beti pe vishwas kiya

siya
bhaiya aapko sharam aani chahiye
woh humari maa hai
aap aisa kaise keh sakte hain

main
woh apne bete ke sath galat kar sakti hai
main galat keh bhi nahi sakta

siya
woh majbur thi
haalaat hi aise the

main
khaana khaao
aur aaram karo
zubaan mat ladao

yeh bolke main apne room mein aagaya

mere peechhe alina bhi aayi

Alina
rohit usne wohi samjha
jo usne dekha
tum use sachchai bataoge
toh woh tumhara yakeen jarur karegi

main
maa ki choot mein jaaye sachchai
woh mujhe achcha samjhe
ya bura samjhe
mujhe faraq nahi padta
main un sabse nafrat karta hoon
mera bas chalta toh un sabko chod daalta
maa ki laudiya

Alina
tumhein apne pariwar ko apne sath hi rakhna chahiye

main
tu apni maa kyun nahi chudwa leti
bhosdi mujhe lecture mat de


Alina
ab kya kar sakte hain
Rohit ki maa ki jab koi izzat nahi hai toh

ab usne yeh baat bol jarur di thi
lekin ab uski haalat kharab ho chuki thi
main use pakda
use bed pe patka
aur uske pet pe baith gaya

uske kapde faad diye
woh upar se poori nangi ho gayi

Alina ki aankhon mein aansu aagaye

main uske seene pe apna sar rakh diya

main
sorry
mujhe gussa aagaya tha
tujhe toh pata hai
ki is duniya mein tere siwa mera koi nahi hai
tu hi hai jo yeh jaanti hai
ki rohit humesha se bura nahi tha
rohit ko bura banaya gaya

Alina ne mere sar pe hath fera

Alina
main jaanti hoon


main siya ke paas gaya
woh room mein thi

main
sorry mujhe tumse aise baat nahi karni chahiye thi

siya
koi baat nahi bhaiya
mujhe bura nahi laga
aap bas kal mujhe mere ghar chhod aana

main
dobara tumhare sath kuchh ho gaya toh

siya
aap mujhe bacha hi lenge

main
aur agar nahi bacha paaya toh

siya
ab poori tayyari ke sath rahungi
agar ab kuchh bhi aisa hua toh zeher rakhkhungi apne pass
jaise hi samay aayega khaa lungi

main kuchh nahi bola

aur room mein aake gate band kiya
aur zor zor se cheekhne laga
meri chhoti si gudiya jo pehle kisi ke saamne kuchh bol nahi paati thi
aaj woh marne ki baat kar rahi thi

Alina siya ke paas baithi thi

siya
aap bhaiya ki kya lagti hain

alina
dost hoon uski

siya
humare yahan ladka ladki ko ek sath bhi dekh liya jaaye
toh unki shaadi karwa dete hain
ya phir maar dete hain

Alina
aisa kya

siya
aap na bahut sunder ho
bhaiya se kaho aapse shaadi kar lein

yeh sunke alina blush karne lagi

siya
hmm iska matlab
aap bhaiya se pyar karti ho

Alina
bahut bolti ho tum

siya
mujhe bolna bahut pasand hai

Alina
tumhein ghar kyun jaana hai
yahin apne bhaiya ke paas Raho

siya
maa mar jaayengi
agar main unke paas nahi gayi toh
bhaiya ke jaane ke baad unhone khana peena chhod diya
kayi dino tak woh bhukhi rehti hain

Alina
chalo main tumhein kapde dilwake laati hoon
ghuma bhi dungi

aur phir alina aur siya car mein baithke mall nikal gaye


chanda bai ka kotha

jab chanda bai ko khabar mili
ki Rohit bhai phirse aaye hain
toh uski hawa nikal gayi

Chanda bai mere saamne khadi thi

main
Chanda bai tumse ek baat kehni thi

Chanda
kahiye na rohit bhai

main
saali chhinaal
woh ladki jise tu neelaam kar rahi thi
woh meri sagi behen hai
randi madarchod


chanda ke hosh udd gaye
uske hath pair kaanpne.lage


woh dhadam se apni kursi pe gidi
main uski taraf badhne laga

use bahut dar lag raha tha
uske dil ki dhadkan tez chalne lagi thi
aur jaise hi main uske paas pahuncha
chanda ne mere pair pakad liye
aur rote hue boli

Rohit bhai mujhe pata nahi tha
ki woh aapki behen hai
main aapki ghulam hoon
main aisa soch bhi nahi sakti
mujhe agar pata hota
toh main kabhi aisa hone nahi deti

main hansne laga

chanda bai ki ghighi band ho gayi

villa

raat ka samay tha
main alina aur siya baithe khana khaa rahe the

ab woh kuchh bol nahi rahi thi
chup thi
mujhe ek zara bhi achcha nahi lag raha tha
uski khamoshi mujhse bardasht nahi ho rahi thi

alina ne meri taraf dekha
aur phir siya se boli

ab toh teen saal ho gaye hain
tumhari kisi didi ki shaadi hui ki nahi

siya
hum toh khud dusro ke tukdo pe pal rahe the
shaadi karne ke liye paise chahiye hote hain
pitaji nahi the
bhai ne kabhi puchha nahi
ki zinda ho ki mar gayi

Alina ne jab dekha ki ab mahaul serious ho raha hai
toh woh beech mein hi bol padi


Alina
are hum ek kaam kyun nahi karte
maa ke paas phone kar dete hain
ki tum theek ho
sahi salamat ho
uske baad tum apne bhaiya ke sath mumbai tour karke chali jaana

siya
maa ke paas phone nahi hai
sirf daadi aur chachi ke paas hai

Alina
unka number yaad hai

Siya
nahi
main unse nafrat karti hoon
unki shakal main kabhi dekhna nahi chahti
unhone meri zindagi jahannum bana di
chachi ne hi chacha ko kaha tha
ki un teeno raando mein se kisi ek ko bech dijiye
aur phir apni payal ki shaadi ho jaayegi
kal payal ki shaadi hai

meri aankhon mein khoon utar aaya
seene mein aag lag chuki thi

Alina
tumhare bhaiya ko cancer hai

yeh sunke siya buri tarah se chaunk gayi
uska munh khula ka khula reh gaya
main Alina ko dekha

siya ne rona shuru kar diya

main
are woh majak kar rahi hai
mujhe aisa kuchh bhi nahi hua hai

yeh sunke siya ne rona band kiya

Siya
aap ko sharam nahi aati
aisi baatein karte hue

main
chalo ab khana shuru karo

hum sabne khana khaaya
aur phir siya apne room mein chali gayi

main lete lete yeh soch raha tha
ki ab kya karna hai
kal payal ki shaadi hai
shàadi ka aisa tohfa dunga
ki zindagi bhar nahi bhulegi
boorchodi

Alina mere room mein aayi
aur mere pair dabane lagi

Alina
kya soch rahe ho

main
kal siya ko leke apne gaon jaaunga

Alina
tumne toh kaha tha
ki kabhi apne gaon nahi jaaoge

main
jaana toh padega hi
mere pariwar ka sawal hai

Alina
tum khud apne pariwar se nafrat karte ho
phir

main
tujhe bhi bada ghamand tha
apni raeesi pe
apne husn pe
apne status pe
tujhe saza di na
phir tujhe maaf bhi kar diya

Alina
iska matlab tum apne pariwar ko maaf kar doge
lekin unhein saza dene ke baad

main
haan

Alina
mujhe bhi apne sath le chalo na

main
kya karegi wahan jaake
teri toh mujhse shaadi bhi na hui
bina shaadi ke tujhe chodunga
teri cheekh sunke baaki sab samajh jaayenge
phir sab tere baare mein kya sochenge

Alina
main tumhare bina nahi reh paaungi
aur waise bhi tum mere bina nahi reh sakte
tumhara gussa khatam karna sirf mujhe aata hai
gusse mein tumne kuchh galat kar diya toh

main
koi mera kya ukhaad lega
aur tujhpe itna gussa tha
tere sath toh kuchh nahi kiya na

Alina
please mujhe apne sath aane do

main
kyun zidd kar rahi hai

Alina
rohit please

main
happ chhinri

Alina hans di

main
main jaanta hoon
tu kyun aana chahti hai
mere sath

Alina
pata hai toh kyun puchh rahe ho

main
aaja

woh aake mere upar let gayi

subah alina ne siya ko jaake uthaya
aur use ready hone ko bol diya

siya bhi ready ho gayi
phir hum airport pahunche
siya ke hosh udd gaye
plane ko dekhke

Siya
yeh toh hawayi jahaz hai
hum isse ghar jaayenge

main
andar Chalke baat karte hain

hum teeno plane mein baith gaye

siya ne dekha ki humare alawa wahan koi nahi tha

siya
yahan toh hum teeno hi hain

Alina
matlab

siya
maine filmo mein dekha tha
ki hawayi jahaz mein bahut log hote hain

Alina
yeh tumhare bhaiya ka hawayi jahaz hai
isi liye yahan sirf hum hain
airhostess hain aur pilot

siya
aapke paas hawayi jahaz bhi hai

yeh sunke ek airhostess hans di

main
idhar aao

woh ghabra gayi
aur darte hue mere paas aayi

main
hansi kyun tum

airhostess
sorry sir

main
mere sawal ka jawab do

airhostess
woh sir yeh baar baar hawayi jahaz bol rahi thi
isi liye mujhe hansi aagayi

main
achcha yeh baat hai
aao mere sath tumse kuchh private baat karni hai

woh buri tarah se ghabra gayi

lekin use mere sath aana hi pada

main use ek jagah leke gaya
aur woh buri tarah se ghabrayi hui mujhe dekh rahi thi

main airhostess ko parachute diya
woh bilakh padi

main
kya contract mein yeh likha tha
ki main jo bolu tumhein woh karna hai
toh ab tum yeh karogi
ki is plane se kood jaaogi


usne mere pair pakad liye
aur rone lagi

main
yeh rona dhona mat karo
mere kuchh rules hain
unhein agar meri family mein se koi tod de
toh main use maaf na karu

airhostess
sir mujhse galti ho gayi
please sir please main aapse bheekh maangti hoon
please

main
theek hai phir main tumhein parachute ke bina hi
neeche fenk deta hoon
theek hai

airhostess
sir please main kuchh bhi karungi
please mjhe maaf kar dijiye

main
kya karogi

airhostess
aap mujhe fuck kar lijiye

main
isi liye main tum sabse nafrat karta hoon
itna neeche gid jaati ho tum aurtein


airhostess roti rahi

main
chalo theek hai
ek kaam Karo
jab tum itna keh hi rahi ho
toh apna doodh peela do

airhostess
main samjhi nahi sir

main
mujhe tumhara doodh peena hai


ab uske paas koi raasta nahi tha
usne bina deri kiye
apne upar kapde utaar diye
aur rone lagi

main hansne laga

main
tum toh dar gayi
apne aapko theek karo
aur aajao

woh apni mundi haan mein hilane lagi

main
aur yaad rahe
kisi pe hansi aaye
toh apna yeh moment yaad kar lena


main wapas aaya
toh siya mujhe ghurne lagi

main
aise mat dekho
mujhe sharam aati hai

siya jhenp gayi

siya
aap uske sath kya karne gaye the

main
baat karne

siya
yahan nahi kar sakte the

main
chup raho

yeh sunke usne munh bana liya

main so gaya
kuchh der baad alina ne mujhe uthaya

Alina
hum pahunch gaye hain

hum teeno plane se utre
aur phir ek car mein baith gaye
car koi ladki hi chala rahi thi

siya
aur kitna time lagega
pahunchne mein

Alina
mere khyal se ek ghanta lagna chahiye

siya
humara saman kahan hai

alina
dusri gaadi mein hai


siya bahut khush thi
woh apne ghar jaa rahi thi
aur ab uske dil mein ek zara bhi dar nahi tha
kyunki uske bhaiya uske sath the


main
alina tum siya ke sath jaao

siya
aap nahi chalenge

main
kuchh kaam hai
woh karke aata hoon

siya
maa bahut khush hongi
aapko dekhke

main
tumhein meri kasam kisi ko kuchh nahi bataogi
mere baare mein

siya
kyun

main
main shaam tak khud aajaunga

siya rone lagi

main
kaha naa shaam tak aajaunga

siya
chacha ne mere sath kuchh kiya toh

main
Alina hai tumhare sath

woh chali gayi

main agli seat pe baitha
driver bechari ki gaand fati hui thi

main
chalo

driver
jee sir

woh leke mujhe ek jagah pahunchi
aas paas koi bhi nahi tha
ek dum sunsaan ilaaka tha
wahan ek band padi factory thi

main jab wahan pahuncha
toh kuchh aadmi aur aurat
bandhe pade the
kayi ladkiya wahan khadi thi

unhone jaise hi mujhe dekha
seedhi khadi ho gayi
unki jo leader thi
uska naam neelam tha

neelam
hello sir

main
yahi hai woh sab

neelam
jee sir

main
aap sab soch rahe honge
ki aap sabko yahan kyun laaya gaya
toh main bata deta hoon
aaj aapke bete ki shaadi ho rahi hai
lekin dulha banke main jaaunga aap sabke sath
aur shaadi meri hogi
us ladki ke sath
bas aap sabka sath chahiye

tabhi ladke ke foofa bol pade
ek baar hath khol de
phir tujhe dikhata hoon

main
foofa jee foofa jee
aap samajh nahi rahe hain
neelam bulao unhein

aur phir kuchh der baad 10 ladkiya wahan aagayi
un sabki ghighi band ho gayi
kyunki un sab ladkiyo ne 10 inch ka strap dildo pehen rakhkha

main
agar aap meri baat nahi maante hain
toh hoga yeh
ki yeh sab ladkiya
aap sabki gaand maarengi
bandhe toh hain hi aap sab
aur aapki gaand marayi ki video banegi
phir aapko woh karna hoga
jo main chahta hoon

main
chalo shuru ho jaao

aurtein cheekhne lagi

tabhi ladke ka baap bol pada
main tayyar hoon
tum jo chahoge
wohi hoga

main
yeh hui na baat
aapka launda yahin rahega

matlab dulha

ladke ki maa rote hue
nahi nahi mere bachche ko kuchh mat karna

main
aap chinta mat kijiye
jab meri shaadi us ladki se ho jaaye
tab aap yahan aake ise le jaaiyega
iske sath kuchh nahi hoga

ladke ki maa roti rahi

main
injection bhi lagwa hi do

sab cheekhne lagi
ek ladki ne sabki gaand mein ek ek injection thok diya
main
yeh injection jo aapko diya Gaya hai
usmein zeher tha
24 ghante baad aap sab mar jaayenge
lekin usse pehle meri shaadi ho jaayegi
phir aap sab yahan aayenge
aur aapko antidote de diya jaayega
jiske baad aap hansi khushi apne ghar chale jaayenge

woh bechare marye kya na karte

aur phir main dulha banke tayyar ho gaya

baarati pehle hi pahunch chuke the
hum bhi pahunche
humare bhavya swagat hua
phir kayi rasmein hui

mujhe na meri behne dikhi
na hi meri maa
gaon ke paas mein ek khaali maidan tha
wohin tent laga hua tha

gaana baj raha tha
mubarak ho tumko yeh shaadi tumhari
sada khush raho yeh dua hai humari

sabne dulhe ka chehra dekhne ki koshish ki
lekin ladke ke baap ne yeh kehke unhein mana kar diya
ki unke yahan shaadi ke baad hi dulha apna chehra dikhata hai

ladke waalo ki dhaak hi alag hoti hai
varmala ki rasam ho gayi
baratiyo ne khana khaaya
aur chale
ab baari thi saat fero ki
aur Sindoor ki rasam

uske baad dulhe ka pariwar dulhan ka pariwar

dulhan ke ghar pahunche
aangan mein
hi saari tayyari ho rakhkhi thi
aur phir shaadi ho gayi

bade chacha apne samdhi ke gale lag gaye

bade chacha
badhao ho samdhi jee

bechare samdhi jee
muskura ke reh gaye

uske baad juta churai ki rasam hui
meri saaliyo ne joota chura liya tha mera
ek lakh maang rahi thi

tabhi ladke ke pita mere paas aaye
aur mere saamne hath jod diye

beta humein ab jaane do

main
jaaiye aap sabka kaam ho gaya

sab ko bada ajeeb laga
ki ek baap apne bete ke saamne hath jod raha hai

woh sab jaane lage

bade chacha
samdhi jee kahan jaa rahe hain aap sab

main
chacha woh aapka samdhi nahi hai
aapka samdhi toh 11 saal pehle mar gaya

sab meri awaj sunke shocked ho gaye
meri teeno chacha unka pariwar
meri teeno bua unka pariwar

aur phir main apna sehra utaara
haaye haaye haaye
jo main un sabke chehre ko dekha

woh shocked ho gaye
aur sabse jyada shocked toh payaliya thi
usne jhat se apna ghunghat utha diya
le bhaiya omfooo

main payal ki taraf dekha
aur gaane laga

mubarak mubarak mubarak
Mubarak ho tumko yeh barbaadi tumhari
Mubarak ho tumko yeh barbaadi tumhari
sada dukh mein raho yeh dua hai humari.....

Fantastic mind-blowing update

 

[A.B.KING]

Excellent update

 

[Awan Badshah]

UPDATE 2

Main apni hi chhoti behen ko nahi pehchan paaya
yeh sochke mujhe itna gussa aaraha tha
woh mujhe pehchan gayi
aur main

main uske sar ko sehlata raha
woh roti rahi

ab car mein beech road pe ruki thi
gaadi waale peechhe se horn baja rahe the
tabhi ek ne zor se bola

bhosdike tere baap ka road hai
jo yahan beech mein gaadi rok ke Aashiqui kar raha hai

main apna sar window se bahar nikaala

main
bhosdike tere baap ka road hai
aur tera baap main hoon
Rohit bhai

ek dum shant ho gaya road
ab koi horn nahi baja raha tha

main drive karne laga

siya mujhe dekhti rahi

main use leke villa pahuncha

usne jab villa dekha
toh uska munh khula ka khula reh gaya

main uska hath pakda
aur use andar leke pahuncha

mere sath kisi ladki ko dekhke
alina muskura padi
woh meri secretary thi
mera business wohi handle karti thi

alina
kya baat hai Rohit
aaj yeh titli tumhein kahan mil gayi

main
behen hai meri

yeh sunke woh chaunk gayi

Alina
sorry

main
tum alina ke sath jaao
aur kapde change karke aajao

Alina ne siya ka hath pakda
aur use apne sath le gayi

kuchh der baad siya bahar aayi
usne Alina ke kapde pehen rakhkhe the
bahut pyari lag rahi thi

woh mere paas aake baith gayi

siya
aap kabhi wapas kyun nahi aaye

main
kyun aata
maa ne aur tum sabne toh rishta tod hi diya tha

siya
maine toh nahi toda tha bhaiya

main
munh toh moda hi tha
khair chhodo yeh sab baatein
yeh batao ki tum chandni bai ke paas kaise pahuch gayi

Siya
bade chacha ne mujhe thakuro ke hatho bech diya
aur phir usne mujhe chanda bai ke yahan bech diya


woh yeh baat itni asaani se keh gayi thi
jaise yeh koi chhoti baat ho

main
yeh tumhara ghar hai
yahin mere paas raho

siya
mujhe maa ke paas jaana hai

main
aur phir bech dengi woh tumhein

siya
maa ne mujhe nahi becha bhaiya

main
sab kuchh toh maa ka hi kiya dhara hai

siya
nahi bhaiya
unhein pata nahi tha
bade chacha mujhe apne sath kapde dilwane le gaye the
maa ko kuchh bhi nahi pata tha

main
unhein pata bhi hota
toh woh kya kar leti
unke saamne unke bete ko kutta banaya gaya
aur woh chup karke dekhti rahi

siya mujhe dekhne lagi

siya
galti aapki thi
aapne payal didi ke sath galat kiya tha

main apne chehre pe apna hath rakhkha
aur hansne laga

ek pal ke liye siya ghabra gayi
aur Alina ke paseene chhutne lage
use bahut dar lag raha tha

main
tum abhi bahut chhoti ho
logo ko nahi pehchanti
yeh sab chhodo
Alina khana lagao

Alina wahan se bhaag gayi


siya
aapke paas yeh sab kaise aaya

main
kya karogi jaanke

kuchh der baad alina ne khana paros diya
aur hum teeno khane lage
jaise hi siya ne pehla niwala munh mein rakhkha
uski aankhon mein aansu aagaye

main
khana sahi nahi hai kya

Siya
nahi bhaiya
khana bahut achcha hai
zindagi mein pehli baar itna achcha khana khaya hai na
toh dil bhar aaya

main
jhuth mat bolo
baat kya hai yeh batao

siya
aapke jaane ke baad
bade chacha ne humein ghar se nikaal diya

humein sarpanch jee ne apne ghar mein rehne diya
lekin ek raat unhone maa ke sath zabardasti karne ki koshish ki
hum wahan se usi raat bhaag gaye

maa daadi ke paas gayi
aur unse bheekh maangi
ki woh humein ghar mein rehne de
daadi maan gayi

lekin us din ke baad se
humari zindagi nark ban gayi
chaaro chachi humare sath aisa bartaav karti
jaise hum jaanwar ho
badi Chachi maa ko roz maarti
ek din payal didi ne hum sabke kapde jala diye
humare paas humare jism pe jo kapda reh gaya tha
wohi tha
hum wohi roz dhote wohi pehente
ek raat bade chacha ne maa ke sath zabardasti karne ki koshish ki
maa daadi ke paas bhaag gayi
daadi ne maa ko hi maara
aur kaha
ki jaise mere ek bete ko fansaya
usi tarah se mere dusre bete ko fansana chahti hai


main
yeh toh bahut achcha hua
maa hai hi isi layak
bahut shauk tha unhein insaaf ki moorat banne ka
apne bete pe vishwas nahi kiya
dusre ki beti pe vishwas kiya

siya
bhaiya aapko sharam aani chahiye
woh humari maa hai
aap aisa kaise keh sakte hain

main
woh apne bete ke sath galat kar sakti hai
main galat keh bhi nahi sakta

siya
woh majbur thi
haalaat hi aise the

main
khaana khaao
aur aaram karo
zubaan mat ladao

yeh bolke main apne room mein aagaya

mere peechhe alina bhi aayi

Alina
rohit usne wohi samjha
jo usne dekha
tum use sachchai bataoge
toh woh tumhara yakeen jarur karegi

main
maa ki choot mein jaaye sachchai
woh mujhe achcha samjhe
ya bura samjhe
mujhe faraq nahi padta
main un sabse nafrat karta hoon
mera bas chalta toh un sabko chod daalta
maa ki laudiya

Alina
tumhein apne pariwar ko apne sath hi rakhna chahiye

main
tu apni maa kyun nahi chudwa leti
bhosdi mujhe lecture mat de


Alina
ab kya kar sakte hain
Rohit ki maa ki jab koi izzat nahi hai toh

ab usne yeh baat bol jarur di thi
lekin ab uski haalat kharab ho chuki thi
main use pakda
use bed pe patka
aur uske pet pe baith gaya

uske kapde faad diye
woh upar se poori nangi ho gayi

Alina ki aankhon mein aansu aagaye

main uske seene pe apna sar rakh diya

main
sorry
mujhe gussa aagaya tha
tujhe toh pata hai
ki is duniya mein tere siwa mera koi nahi hai
tu hi hai jo yeh jaanti hai
ki rohit humesha se bura nahi tha
rohit ko bura banaya gaya

Alina ne mere sar pe hath fera

Alina
main jaanti hoon


main siya ke paas gaya
woh room mein thi

main
sorry mujhe tumse aise baat nahi karni chahiye thi

siya
koi baat nahi bhaiya
mujhe bura nahi laga
aap bas kal mujhe mere ghar chhod aana

main
dobara tumhare sath kuchh ho gaya toh

siya
aap mujhe bacha hi lenge

main
aur agar nahi bacha paaya toh

siya
ab poori tayyari ke sath rahungi
agar ab kuchh bhi aisa hua toh zeher rakhkhungi apne pass
jaise hi samay aayega khaa lungi

main kuchh nahi bola

aur room mein aake gate band kiya
aur zor zor se cheekhne laga
meri chhoti si gudiya jo pehle kisi ke saamne kuchh bol nahi paati thi
aaj woh marne ki baat kar rahi thi

Alina siya ke paas baithi thi

siya
aap bhaiya ki kya lagti hain

alina
dost hoon uski

siya
humare yahan ladka ladki ko ek sath bhi dekh liya jaaye
toh unki shaadi karwa dete hain
ya phir maar dete hain

Alina
aisa kya

siya
aap na bahut sunder ho
bhaiya se kaho aapse shaadi kar lein

yeh sunke alina blush karne lagi

siya
hmm iska matlab
aap bhaiya se pyar karti ho

Alina
bahut bolti ho tum

siya
mujhe bolna bahut pasand hai

Alina
tumhein ghar kyun jaana hai
yahin apne bhaiya ke paas Raho

siya
maa mar jaayengi
agar main unke paas nahi gayi toh
bhaiya ke jaane ke baad unhone khana peena chhod diya
kayi dino tak woh bhukhi rehti hain

Alina
chalo main tumhein kapde dilwake laati hoon
ghuma bhi dungi

aur phir alina aur siya car mein baithke mall nikal gaye


chanda bai ka kotha

jab chanda bai ko khabar mili
ki Rohit bhai phirse aaye hain
toh uski hawa nikal gayi

Chanda bai mere saamne khadi thi

main
Chanda bai tumse ek baat kehni thi

Chanda
kahiye na rohit bhai

main
saali chhinaal
woh ladki jise tu neelaam kar rahi thi
woh meri sagi behen hai
randi madarchod


chanda ke hosh udd gaye
uske hath pair kaanpne.lage


woh dhadam se apni kursi pe gidi
main uski taraf badhne laga

use bahut dar lag raha tha
uske dil ki dhadkan tez chalne lagi thi
aur jaise hi main uske paas pahuncha
chanda ne mere pair pakad liye
aur rote hue boli

Rohit bhai mujhe pata nahi tha
ki woh aapki behen hai
main aapki ghulam hoon
main aisa soch bhi nahi sakti
mujhe agar pata hota
toh main kabhi aisa hone nahi deti

main hansne laga

chanda bai ki ghighi band ho gayi

villa

raat ka samay tha
main alina aur siya baithe khana khaa rahe the

ab woh kuchh bol nahi rahi thi
chup thi
mujhe ek zara bhi achcha nahi lag raha tha
uski khamoshi mujhse bardasht nahi ho rahi thi

alina ne meri taraf dekha
aur phir siya se boli

ab toh teen saal ho gaye hain
tumhari kisi didi ki shaadi hui ki nahi

siya
hum toh khud dusro ke tukdo pe pal rahe the
shaadi karne ke liye paise chahiye hote hain
pitaji nahi the
bhai ne kabhi puchha nahi
ki zinda ho ki mar gayi

Alina ne jab dekha ki ab mahaul serious ho raha hai
toh woh beech mein hi bol padi


Alina
are hum ek kaam kyun nahi karte
maa ke paas phone kar dete hain
ki tum theek ho
sahi salamat ho
uske baad tum apne bhaiya ke sath mumbai tour karke chali jaana

siya
maa ke paas phone nahi hai
sirf daadi aur chachi ke paas hai

Alina
unka number yaad hai

Siya
nahi
main unse nafrat karti hoon
unki shakal main kabhi dekhna nahi chahti
unhone meri zindagi jahannum bana di
chachi ne hi chacha ko kaha tha
ki un teeno raando mein se kisi ek ko bech dijiye
aur phir apni payal ki shaadi ho jaayegi
kal payal ki shaadi hai

meri aankhon mein khoon utar aaya
seene mein aag lag chuki thi

Alina
tumhare bhaiya ko cancer hai

yeh sunke siya buri tarah se chaunk gayi
uska munh khula ka khula reh gaya
main Alina ko dekha

siya ne rona shuru kar diya

main
are woh majak kar rahi hai
mujhe aisa kuchh bhi nahi hua hai

yeh sunke siya ne rona band kiya

Siya
aap ko sharam nahi aati
aisi baatein karte hue

main
chalo ab khana shuru karo

hum sabne khana khaaya
aur phir siya apne room mein chali gayi

main lete lete yeh soch raha tha
ki ab kya karna hai
kal payal ki shaadi hai
shàadi ka aisa tohfa dunga
ki zindagi bhar nahi bhulegi
boorchodi

Alina mere room mein aayi
aur mere pair dabane lagi

Alina
kya soch rahe ho

main
kal siya ko leke apne gaon jaaunga

Alina
tumne toh kaha tha
ki kabhi apne gaon nahi jaaoge

main
jaana toh padega hi
mere pariwar ka sawal hai

Alina
tum khud apne pariwar se nafrat karte ho
phir

main
tujhe bhi bada ghamand tha
apni raeesi pe
apne husn pe
apne status pe
tujhe saza di na
phir tujhe maaf bhi kar diya

Alina
iska matlab tum apne pariwar ko maaf kar doge
lekin unhein saza dene ke baad

main
haan

Alina
mujhe bhi apne sath le chalo na

main
kya karegi wahan jaake
teri toh mujhse shaadi bhi na hui
bina shaadi ke tujhe chodunga
teri cheekh sunke baaki sab samajh jaayenge
phir sab tere baare mein kya sochenge

Alina
main tumhare bina nahi reh paaungi
aur waise bhi tum mere bina nahi reh sakte
tumhara gussa khatam karna sirf mujhe aata hai
gusse mein tumne kuchh galat kar diya toh

main
koi mera kya ukhaad lega
aur tujhpe itna gussa tha
tere sath toh kuchh nahi kiya na

Alina
please mujhe apne sath aane do

main
kyun zidd kar rahi hai

Alina
rohit please

main
happ chhinri

Alina hans di

main
main jaanta hoon
tu kyun aana chahti hai
mere sath

Alina
pata hai toh kyun puchh rahe ho

main
aaja

woh aake mere upar let gayi

subah alina ne siya ko jaake uthaya
aur use ready hone ko bol diya

siya bhi ready ho gayi
phir hum airport pahunche
siya ke hosh udd gaye
plane ko dekhke

Siya
yeh toh hawayi jahaz hai
hum isse ghar jaayenge

main
andar Chalke baat karte hain

hum teeno plane mein baith gaye

siya ne dekha ki humare alawa wahan koi nahi tha

siya
yahan toh hum teeno hi hain

Alina
matlab

siya
maine filmo mein dekha tha
ki hawayi jahaz mein bahut log hote hain

Alina
yeh tumhare bhaiya ka hawayi jahaz hai
isi liye yahan sirf hum hain
airhostess hain aur pilot

siya
aapke paas hawayi jahaz bhi hai

yeh sunke ek airhostess hans di

main
idhar aao

woh ghabra gayi
aur darte hue mere paas aayi

main
hansi kyun tum

airhostess
sorry sir

main
mere sawal ka jawab do

airhostess
woh sir yeh baar baar hawayi jahaz bol rahi thi
isi liye mujhe hansi aagayi

main
achcha yeh baat hai
aao mere sath tumse kuchh private baat karni hai

woh buri tarah se ghabra gayi

lekin use mere sath aana hi pada

main use ek jagah leke gaya
aur woh buri tarah se ghabrayi hui mujhe dekh rahi thi

main airhostess ko parachute diya
woh bilakh padi

main
kya contract mein yeh likha tha
ki main jo bolu tumhein woh karna hai
toh ab tum yeh karogi
ki is plane se kood jaaogi


usne mere pair pakad liye
aur rone lagi

main
yeh rona dhona mat karo
mere kuchh rules hain
unhein agar meri family mein se koi tod de
toh main use maaf na karu

airhostess
sir mujhse galti ho gayi
please sir please main aapse bheekh maangti hoon
please

main
theek hai phir main tumhein parachute ke bina hi
neeche fenk deta hoon
theek hai

airhostess
sir please main kuchh bhi karungi
please mjhe maaf kar dijiye

main
kya karogi

airhostess
aap mujhe fuck kar lijiye

main
isi liye main tum sabse nafrat karta hoon
itna neeche gid jaati ho tum aurtein


airhostess roti rahi

main
chalo theek hai
ek kaam Karo
jab tum itna keh hi rahi ho
toh apna doodh peela do

airhostess
main samjhi nahi sir

main
mujhe tumhara doodh peena hai


ab uske paas koi raasta nahi tha
usne bina deri kiye
apne upar kapde utaar diye
aur rone lagi

main hansne laga

main
tum toh dar gayi
apne aapko theek karo
aur aajao

woh apni mundi haan mein hilane lagi

main
aur yaad rahe
kisi pe hansi aaye
toh apna yeh moment yaad kar lena


main wapas aaya
toh siya mujhe ghurne lagi

main
aise mat dekho
mujhe sharam aati hai

siya jhenp gayi

siya
aap uske sath kya karne gaye the

main
baat karne

siya
yahan nahi kar sakte the

main
chup raho

yeh sunke usne munh bana liya

main so gaya
kuchh der baad alina ne mujhe uthaya

Alina
hum pahunch gaye hain

hum teeno plane se utre
aur phir ek car mein baith gaye
car koi ladki hi chala rahi thi

siya
aur kitna time lagega
pahunchne mein

Alina
mere khyal se ek ghanta lagna chahiye

siya
humara saman kahan hai

alina
dusri gaadi mein hai


siya bahut khush thi
woh apne ghar jaa rahi thi
aur ab uske dil mein ek zara bhi dar nahi tha
kyunki uske bhaiya uske sath the


main
alina tum siya ke sath jaao

siya
aap nahi chalenge

main
kuchh kaam hai
woh karke aata hoon

siya
maa bahut khush hongi
aapko dekhke

main
tumhein meri kasam kisi ko kuchh nahi bataogi
mere baare mein

siya
kyun

main
main shaam tak khud aajaunga

siya rone lagi

main
kaha naa shaam tak aajaunga

siya
chacha ne mere sath kuchh kiya toh

main
Alina hai tumhare sath

woh chali gayi

main agli seat pe baitha
driver bechari ki gaand fati hui thi

main
chalo

driver
jee sir

woh leke mujhe ek jagah pahunchi
aas paas koi bhi nahi tha
ek dum sunsaan ilaaka tha
wahan ek band padi factory thi

main jab wahan pahuncha
toh kuchh aadmi aur aurat
bandhe pade the
kayi ladkiya wahan khadi thi

unhone jaise hi mujhe dekha
seedhi khadi ho gayi
unki jo leader thi
uska naam neelam tha

neelam
hello sir

main
yahi hai woh sab

neelam
jee sir

main
aap sab soch rahe honge
ki aap sabko yahan kyun laaya gaya
toh main bata deta hoon
aaj aapke bete ki shaadi ho rahi hai
lekin dulha banke main jaaunga aap sabke sath
aur shaadi meri hogi
us ladki ke sath
bas aap sabka sath chahiye

tabhi ladke ke foofa bol pade
ek baar hath khol de
phir tujhe dikhata hoon

main
foofa jee foofa jee
aap samajh nahi rahe hain
neelam bulao unhein

aur phir kuchh der baad 10 ladkiya wahan aagayi
un sabki ghighi band ho gayi
kyunki un sab ladkiyo ne 10 inch ka strap dildo pehen rakhkha

main
agar aap meri baat nahi maante hain
toh hoga yeh
ki yeh sab ladkiya
aap sabki gaand maarengi
bandhe toh hain hi aap sab
aur aapki gaand marayi ki video banegi
phir aapko woh karna hoga
jo main chahta hoon

main
chalo shuru ho jaao

aurtein cheekhne lagi

tabhi ladke ka baap bol pada
main tayyar hoon
tum jo chahoge
wohi hoga

main
yeh hui na baat
aapka launda yahin rahega

matlab dulha

ladke ki maa rote hue
nahi nahi mere bachche ko kuchh mat karna

main
aap chinta mat kijiye
jab meri shaadi us ladki se ho jaaye
tab aap yahan aake ise le jaaiyega
iske sath kuchh nahi hoga

ladke ki maa roti rahi

main
injection bhi lagwa hi do

sab cheekhne lagi
ek ladki ne sabki gaand mein ek ek injection thok diya
main
yeh injection jo aapko diya Gaya hai
usmein zeher tha
24 ghante baad aap sab mar jaayenge
lekin usse pehle meri shaadi ho jaayegi
phir aap sab yahan aayenge
aur aapko antidote de diya jaayega
jiske baad aap hansi khushi apne ghar chale jaayenge

woh bechare marye kya na karte

aur phir main dulha banke tayyar ho gaya

baarati pehle hi pahunch chuke the
hum bhi pahunche
humare bhavya swagat hua
phir kayi rasmein hui

mujhe na meri behne dikhi
na hi meri maa
gaon ke paas mein ek khaali maidan tha
wohin tent laga hua tha

gaana baj raha tha
mubarak ho tumko yeh shaadi tumhari
sada khush raho yeh dua hai humari

sabne dulhe ka chehra dekhne ki koshish ki
lekin ladke ke baap ne yeh kehke unhein mana kar diya
ki unke yahan shaadi ke baad hi dulha apna chehra dikhata hai

ladke waalo ki dhaak hi alag hoti hai
varmala ki rasam ho gayi
baratiyo ne khana khaaya
aur chale
ab baari thi saat fero ki
aur Sindoor ki rasam

uske baad dulhe ka pariwar dulhan ka pariwar

dulhan ke ghar pahunche
aangan mein
hi saari tayyari ho rakhkhi thi
aur phir shaadi ho gayi

bade chacha apne samdhi ke gale lag gaye

bade chacha
badhao ho samdhi jee

bechare samdhi jee
muskura ke reh gaye

uske baad juta churai ki rasam hui
meri saaliyo ne joota chura liya tha mera
ek lakh maang rahi thi

tabhi ladke ke pita mere paas aaye
aur mere saamne hath jod diye

beta humein ab jaane do

main
jaaiye aap sabka kaam ho gaya

sab ko bada ajeeb laga
ki ek baap apne bete ke saamne hath jod raha hai

woh sab jaane lage

bade chacha
samdhi jee kahan jaa rahe hain aap sab

main
chacha woh aapka samdhi nahi hai
aapka samdhi toh 11 saal pehle mar gaya

sab meri awaj sunke shocked ho gaye
meri teeno chacha unka pariwar
meri teeno bua unka pariwar

aur phir main apna sehra utaara
haaye haaye haaye
jo main un sabke chehre ko dekha

woh shocked ho gaye
aur sabse jyada shocked toh payaliya thi
usne jhat se apna ghunghat utha diya
le bhaiya omfooo

main payal ki taraf dekha
aur gaane laga

mubarak mubarak mubarak
Mubarak ho tumko yeh barbaadi tumhari
Mubarak ho tumko yeh barbaadi tumhari
sada dukh mein raho yeh dua hai humari.....

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UPDATE 2

Main apni hi chhoti behen ko nahi pehchan paaya
yeh sochke mujhe itna gussa aaraha tha
woh mujhe pehchan gayi
aur main

main uske sar ko sehlata raha
woh roti rahi

ab car mein beech road pe ruki thi
gaadi waale peechhe se horn baja rahe the
tabhi ek ne zor se bola

bhosdike tere baap ka road hai
jo yahan beech mein gaadi rok ke Aashiqui kar raha hai

main apna sar window se bahar nikaala

main
bhosdike tere baap ka road hai
aur tera baap main hoon
Rohit bhai

ek dum shant ho gaya road
ab koi horn nahi baja raha tha

main drive karne laga

siya mujhe dekhti rahi

main use leke villa pahuncha

usne jab villa dekha
toh uska munh khula ka khula reh gaya

main uska hath pakda
aur use andar leke pahuncha

mere sath kisi ladki ko dekhke
alina muskura padi
woh meri secretary thi
mera business wohi handle karti thi

alina
kya baat hai Rohit
aaj yeh titli tumhein kahan mil gayi

main
behen hai meri

yeh sunke woh chaunk gayi

Alina
sorry

main
tum alina ke sath jaao
aur kapde change karke aajao

Alina ne siya ka hath pakda
aur use apne sath le gayi

kuchh der baad siya bahar aayi
usne Alina ke kapde pehen rakhkhe the
bahut pyari lag rahi thi

woh mere paas aake baith gayi

siya
aap kabhi wapas kyun nahi aaye

main
kyun aata
maa ne aur tum sabne toh rishta tod hi diya tha

siya
maine toh nahi toda tha bhaiya

main
munh toh moda hi tha
khair chhodo yeh sab baatein
yeh batao ki tum chandni bai ke paas kaise pahuch gayi

Siya
bade chacha ne mujhe thakuro ke hatho bech diya
aur phir usne mujhe chanda bai ke yahan bech diya


woh yeh baat itni asaani se keh gayi thi
jaise yeh koi chhoti baat ho

main
yeh tumhara ghar hai
yahin mere paas raho

siya
mujhe maa ke paas jaana hai

main
aur phir bech dengi woh tumhein

siya
maa ne mujhe nahi becha bhaiya

main
sab kuchh toh maa ka hi kiya dhara hai

siya
nahi bhaiya
unhein pata nahi tha
bade chacha mujhe apne sath kapde dilwane le gaye the
maa ko kuchh bhi nahi pata tha

main
unhein pata bhi hota
toh woh kya kar leti
unke saamne unke bete ko kutta banaya gaya
aur woh chup karke dekhti rahi

siya mujhe dekhne lagi

siya
galti aapki thi
aapne payal didi ke sath galat kiya tha

main apne chehre pe apna hath rakhkha
aur hansne laga

ek pal ke liye siya ghabra gayi
aur Alina ke paseene chhutne lage
use bahut dar lag raha tha

main
tum abhi bahut chhoti ho
logo ko nahi pehchanti
yeh sab chhodo
Alina khana lagao

Alina wahan se bhaag gayi


siya
aapke paas yeh sab kaise aaya

main
kya karogi jaanke

kuchh der baad alina ne khana paros diya
aur hum teeno khane lage
jaise hi siya ne pehla niwala munh mein rakhkha
uski aankhon mein aansu aagaye

main
khana sahi nahi hai kya

Siya
nahi bhaiya
khana bahut achcha hai
zindagi mein pehli baar itna achcha khana khaya hai na
toh dil bhar aaya

main
jhuth mat bolo
baat kya hai yeh batao

siya
aapke jaane ke baad
bade chacha ne humein ghar se nikaal diya

humein sarpanch jee ne apne ghar mein rehne diya
lekin ek raat unhone maa ke sath zabardasti karne ki koshish ki
hum wahan se usi raat bhaag gaye

maa daadi ke paas gayi
aur unse bheekh maangi
ki woh humein ghar mein rehne de
daadi maan gayi

lekin us din ke baad se
humari zindagi nark ban gayi
chaaro chachi humare sath aisa bartaav karti
jaise hum jaanwar ho
badi Chachi maa ko roz maarti
ek din payal didi ne hum sabke kapde jala diye
humare paas humare jism pe jo kapda reh gaya tha
wohi tha
hum wohi roz dhote wohi pehente
ek raat bade chacha ne maa ke sath zabardasti karne ki koshish ki
maa daadi ke paas bhaag gayi
daadi ne maa ko hi maara
aur kaha
ki jaise mere ek bete ko fansaya
usi tarah se mere dusre bete ko fansana chahti hai


main
yeh toh bahut achcha hua
maa hai hi isi layak
bahut shauk tha unhein insaaf ki moorat banne ka
apne bete pe vishwas nahi kiya
dusre ki beti pe vishwas kiya

siya
bhaiya aapko sharam aani chahiye
woh humari maa hai
aap aisa kaise keh sakte hain

main
woh apne bete ke sath galat kar sakti hai
main galat keh bhi nahi sakta

siya
woh majbur thi
haalaat hi aise the

main
khaana khaao
aur aaram karo
zubaan mat ladao

yeh bolke main apne room mein aagaya

mere peechhe alina bhi aayi

Alina
rohit usne wohi samjha
jo usne dekha
tum use sachchai bataoge
toh woh tumhara yakeen jarur karegi

main
maa ki choot mein jaaye sachchai
woh mujhe achcha samjhe
ya bura samjhe
mujhe faraq nahi padta
main un sabse nafrat karta hoon
mera bas chalta toh un sabko chod daalta
maa ki laudiya

Alina
tumhein apne pariwar ko apne sath hi rakhna chahiye

main
tu apni maa kyun nahi chudwa leti
bhosdi mujhe lecture mat de


Alina
ab kya kar sakte hain
Rohit ki maa ki jab koi izzat nahi hai toh

ab usne yeh baat bol jarur di thi
lekin ab uski haalat kharab ho chuki thi
main use pakda
use bed pe patka
aur uske pet pe baith gaya

uske kapde faad diye
woh upar se poori nangi ho gayi

Alina ki aankhon mein aansu aagaye

main uske seene pe apna sar rakh diya

main
sorry
mujhe gussa aagaya tha
tujhe toh pata hai
ki is duniya mein tere siwa mera koi nahi hai
tu hi hai jo yeh jaanti hai
ki rohit humesha se bura nahi tha
rohit ko bura banaya gaya

Alina ne mere sar pe hath fera

Alina
main jaanti hoon


main siya ke paas gaya
woh room mein thi

main
sorry mujhe tumse aise baat nahi karni chahiye thi

siya
koi baat nahi bhaiya
mujhe bura nahi laga
aap bas kal mujhe mere ghar chhod aana

main
dobara tumhare sath kuchh ho gaya toh

siya
aap mujhe bacha hi lenge

main
aur agar nahi bacha paaya toh

siya
ab poori tayyari ke sath rahungi
agar ab kuchh bhi aisa hua toh zeher rakhkhungi apne pass
jaise hi samay aayega khaa lungi

main kuchh nahi bola

aur room mein aake gate band kiya
aur zor zor se cheekhne laga
meri chhoti si gudiya jo pehle kisi ke saamne kuchh bol nahi paati thi
aaj woh marne ki baat kar rahi thi

Alina siya ke paas baithi thi

siya
aap bhaiya ki kya lagti hain

alina
dost hoon uski

siya
humare yahan ladka ladki ko ek sath bhi dekh liya jaaye
toh unki shaadi karwa dete hain
ya phir maar dete hain

Alina
aisa kya

siya
aap na bahut sunder ho
bhaiya se kaho aapse shaadi kar lein

yeh sunke alina blush karne lagi

siya
hmm iska matlab
aap bhaiya se pyar karti ho

Alina
bahut bolti ho tum

siya
mujhe bolna bahut pasand hai

Alina
tumhein ghar kyun jaana hai
yahin apne bhaiya ke paas Raho

siya
maa mar jaayengi
agar main unke paas nahi gayi toh
bhaiya ke jaane ke baad unhone khana peena chhod diya
kayi dino tak woh bhukhi rehti hain

Alina
chalo main tumhein kapde dilwake laati hoon
ghuma bhi dungi

aur phir alina aur siya car mein baithke mall nikal gaye


chanda bai ka kotha

jab chanda bai ko khabar mili
ki Rohit bhai phirse aaye hain
toh uski hawa nikal gayi

Chanda bai mere saamne khadi thi

main
Chanda bai tumse ek baat kehni thi

Chanda
kahiye na rohit bhai

main
saali chhinaal
woh ladki jise tu neelaam kar rahi thi
woh meri sagi behen hai
randi madarchod


chanda ke hosh udd gaye
uske hath pair kaanpne.lage


woh dhadam se apni kursi pe gidi
main uski taraf badhne laga

use bahut dar lag raha tha
uske dil ki dhadkan tez chalne lagi thi
aur jaise hi main uske paas pahuncha
chanda ne mere pair pakad liye
aur rote hue boli

Rohit bhai mujhe pata nahi tha
ki woh aapki behen hai
main aapki ghulam hoon
main aisa soch bhi nahi sakti
mujhe agar pata hota
toh main kabhi aisa hone nahi deti

main hansne laga

chanda bai ki ghighi band ho gayi

villa

raat ka samay tha
main alina aur siya baithe khana khaa rahe the

ab woh kuchh bol nahi rahi thi
chup thi
mujhe ek zara bhi achcha nahi lag raha tha
uski khamoshi mujhse bardasht nahi ho rahi thi

alina ne meri taraf dekha
aur phir siya se boli

ab toh teen saal ho gaye hain
tumhari kisi didi ki shaadi hui ki nahi

siya
hum toh khud dusro ke tukdo pe pal rahe the
shaadi karne ke liye paise chahiye hote hain
pitaji nahi the
bhai ne kabhi puchha nahi
ki zinda ho ki mar gayi

Alina ne jab dekha ki ab mahaul serious ho raha hai
toh woh beech mein hi bol padi


Alina
are hum ek kaam kyun nahi karte
maa ke paas phone kar dete hain
ki tum theek ho
sahi salamat ho
uske baad tum apne bhaiya ke sath mumbai tour karke chali jaana

siya
maa ke paas phone nahi hai
sirf daadi aur chachi ke paas hai

Alina
unka number yaad hai

Siya
nahi
main unse nafrat karti hoon
unki shakal main kabhi dekhna nahi chahti
unhone meri zindagi jahannum bana di
chachi ne hi chacha ko kaha tha
ki un teeno raando mein se kisi ek ko bech dijiye
aur phir apni payal ki shaadi ho jaayegi
kal payal ki shaadi hai

meri aankhon mein khoon utar aaya
seene mein aag lag chuki thi

Alina
tumhare bhaiya ko cancer hai

yeh sunke siya buri tarah se chaunk gayi
uska munh khula ka khula reh gaya
main Alina ko dekha

siya ne rona shuru kar diya

main
are woh majak kar rahi hai
mujhe aisa kuchh bhi nahi hua hai

yeh sunke siya ne rona band kiya

Siya
aap ko sharam nahi aati
aisi baatein karte hue

main
chalo ab khana shuru karo

hum sabne khana khaaya
aur phir siya apne room mein chali gayi

main lete lete yeh soch raha tha
ki ab kya karna hai
kal payal ki shaadi hai
shàadi ka aisa tohfa dunga
ki zindagi bhar nahi bhulegi
boorchodi

Alina mere room mein aayi
aur mere pair dabane lagi

Alina
kya soch rahe ho

main
kal siya ko leke apne gaon jaaunga

Alina
tumne toh kaha tha
ki kabhi apne gaon nahi jaaoge

main
jaana toh padega hi
mere pariwar ka sawal hai

Alina
tum khud apne pariwar se nafrat karte ho
phir

main
tujhe bhi bada ghamand tha
apni raeesi pe
apne husn pe
apne status pe
tujhe saza di na
phir tujhe maaf bhi kar diya

Alina
iska matlab tum apne pariwar ko maaf kar doge
lekin unhein saza dene ke baad

main
haan

Alina
mujhe bhi apne sath le chalo na

main
kya karegi wahan jaake
teri toh mujhse shaadi bhi na hui
bina shaadi ke tujhe chodunga
teri cheekh sunke baaki sab samajh jaayenge
phir sab tere baare mein kya sochenge

Alina
main tumhare bina nahi reh paaungi
aur waise bhi tum mere bina nahi reh sakte
tumhara gussa khatam karna sirf mujhe aata hai
gusse mein tumne kuchh galat kar diya toh

main
koi mera kya ukhaad lega
aur tujhpe itna gussa tha
tere sath toh kuchh nahi kiya na

Alina
please mujhe apne sath aane do

main
kyun zidd kar rahi hai

Alina
rohit please

main
happ chhinri

Alina hans di

main
main jaanta hoon
tu kyun aana chahti hai
mere sath

Alina
pata hai toh kyun puchh rahe ho

main
aaja

woh aake mere upar let gayi

subah alina ne siya ko jaake uthaya
aur use ready hone ko bol diya

siya bhi ready ho gayi
phir hum airport pahunche
siya ke hosh udd gaye
plane ko dekhke

Siya
yeh toh hawayi jahaz hai
hum isse ghar jaayenge

main
andar Chalke baat karte hain

hum teeno plane mein baith gaye

siya ne dekha ki humare alawa wahan koi nahi tha

siya
yahan toh hum teeno hi hain

Alina
matlab

siya
maine filmo mein dekha tha
ki hawayi jahaz mein bahut log hote hain

Alina
yeh tumhare bhaiya ka hawayi jahaz hai
isi liye yahan sirf hum hain
airhostess hain aur pilot

siya
aapke paas hawayi jahaz bhi hai

yeh sunke ek airhostess hans di

main
idhar aao

woh ghabra gayi
aur darte hue mere paas aayi

main
hansi kyun tum

airhostess
sorry sir

main
mere sawal ka jawab do

airhostess
woh sir yeh baar baar hawayi jahaz bol rahi thi
isi liye mujhe hansi aagayi

main
achcha yeh baat hai
aao mere sath tumse kuchh private baat karni hai

woh buri tarah se ghabra gayi

lekin use mere sath aana hi pada

main use ek jagah leke gaya
aur woh buri tarah se ghabrayi hui mujhe dekh rahi thi

main airhostess ko parachute diya
woh bilakh padi

main
kya contract mein yeh likha tha
ki main jo bolu tumhein woh karna hai
toh ab tum yeh karogi
ki is plane se kood jaaogi


usne mere pair pakad liye
aur rone lagi

main
yeh rona dhona mat karo
mere kuchh rules hain
unhein agar meri family mein se koi tod de
toh main use maaf na karu

airhostess
sir mujhse galti ho gayi
please sir please main aapse bheekh maangti hoon
please

main
theek hai phir main tumhein parachute ke bina hi
neeche fenk deta hoon
theek hai

airhostess
sir please main kuchh bhi karungi
please mjhe maaf kar dijiye

main
kya karogi

airhostess
aap mujhe fuck kar lijiye

main
isi liye main tum sabse nafrat karta hoon
itna neeche gid jaati ho tum aurtein


airhostess roti rahi

main
chalo theek hai
ek kaam Karo
jab tum itna keh hi rahi ho
toh apna doodh peela do

airhostess
main samjhi nahi sir

main
mujhe tumhara doodh peena hai


ab uske paas koi raasta nahi tha
usne bina deri kiye
apne upar kapde utaar diye
aur rone lagi

main hansne laga

main
tum toh dar gayi
apne aapko theek karo
aur aajao

woh apni mundi haan mein hilane lagi

main
aur yaad rahe
kisi pe hansi aaye
toh apna yeh moment yaad kar lena


main wapas aaya
toh siya mujhe ghurne lagi

main
aise mat dekho
mujhe sharam aati hai

siya jhenp gayi

siya
aap uske sath kya karne gaye the

main
baat karne

siya
yahan nahi kar sakte the

main
chup raho

yeh sunke usne munh bana liya

main so gaya
kuchh der baad alina ne mujhe uthaya

Alina
hum pahunch gaye hain

hum teeno plane se utre
aur phir ek car mein baith gaye
car koi ladki hi chala rahi thi

siya
aur kitna time lagega
pahunchne mein

Alina
mere khyal se ek ghanta lagna chahiye

siya
humara saman kahan hai

alina
dusri gaadi mein hai


siya bahut khush thi
woh apne ghar jaa rahi thi
aur ab uske dil mein ek zara bhi dar nahi tha
kyunki uske bhaiya uske sath the


main
alina tum siya ke sath jaao

siya
aap nahi chalenge

main
kuchh kaam hai
woh karke aata hoon

siya
maa bahut khush hongi
aapko dekhke

main
tumhein meri kasam kisi ko kuchh nahi bataogi
mere baare mein

siya
kyun

main
main shaam tak khud aajaunga

siya rone lagi

main
kaha naa shaam tak aajaunga

siya
chacha ne mere sath kuchh kiya toh

main
Alina hai tumhare sath

woh chali gayi

main agli seat pe baitha
driver bechari ki gaand fati hui thi

main
chalo

driver
jee sir

woh leke mujhe ek jagah pahunchi
aas paas koi bhi nahi tha
ek dum sunsaan ilaaka tha
wahan ek band padi factory thi

main jab wahan pahuncha
toh kuchh aadmi aur aurat
bandhe pade the
kayi ladkiya wahan khadi thi

unhone jaise hi mujhe dekha
seedhi khadi ho gayi
unki jo leader thi
uska naam neelam tha

neelam
hello sir

main
yahi hai woh sab

neelam
jee sir

main
aap sab soch rahe honge
ki aap sabko yahan kyun laaya gaya
toh main bata deta hoon
aaj aapke bete ki shaadi ho rahi hai
lekin dulha banke main jaaunga aap sabke sath
aur shaadi meri hogi
us ladki ke sath
bas aap sabka sath chahiye

tabhi ladke ke foofa bol pade
ek baar hath khol de
phir tujhe dikhata hoon

main
foofa jee foofa jee
aap samajh nahi rahe hain
neelam bulao unhein

aur phir kuchh der baad 10 ladkiya wahan aagayi
un sabki ghighi band ho gayi
kyunki un sab ladkiyo ne 10 inch ka strap dildo pehen rakhkha

main
agar aap meri baat nahi maante hain
toh hoga yeh
ki yeh sab ladkiya
aap sabki gaand maarengi
bandhe toh hain hi aap sab
aur aapki gaand marayi ki video banegi
phir aapko woh karna hoga
jo main chahta hoon

main
chalo shuru ho jaao

aurtein cheekhne lagi

tabhi ladke ka baap bol pada
main tayyar hoon
tum jo chahoge
wohi hoga

main
yeh hui na baat
aapka launda yahin rahega

matlab dulha

ladke ki maa rote hue
nahi nahi mere bachche ko kuchh mat karna

main
aap chinta mat kijiye
jab meri shaadi us ladki se ho jaaye
tab aap yahan aake ise le jaaiyega
iske sath kuchh nahi hoga

ladke ki maa roti rahi

main
injection bhi lagwa hi do

sab cheekhne lagi
ek ladki ne sabki gaand mein ek ek injection thok diya
main
yeh injection jo aapko diya Gaya hai
usmein zeher tha
24 ghante baad aap sab mar jaayenge
lekin usse pehle meri shaadi ho jaayegi
phir aap sab yahan aayenge
aur aapko antidote de diya jaayega
jiske baad aap hansi khushi apne ghar chale jaayenge

woh bechare marye kya na karte

aur phir main dulha banke tayyar ho gaya

baarati pehle hi pahunch chuke the
hum bhi pahunche
humare bhavya swagat hua
phir kayi rasmein hui

mujhe na meri behne dikhi
na hi meri maa
gaon ke paas mein ek khaali maidan tha
wohin tent laga hua tha

gaana baj raha tha
mubarak ho tumko yeh shaadi tumhari
sada khush raho yeh dua hai humari

sabne dulhe ka chehra dekhne ki koshish ki
lekin ladke ke baap ne yeh kehke unhein mana kar diya
ki unke yahan shaadi ke baad hi dulha apna chehra dikhata hai

ladke waalo ki dhaak hi alag hoti hai
varmala ki rasam ho gayi
baratiyo ne khana khaaya
aur chale
ab baari thi saat fero ki
aur Sindoor ki rasam

uske baad dulhe ka pariwar dulhan ka pariwar

dulhan ke ghar pahunche
aangan mein
hi saari tayyari ho rakhkhi thi
aur phir shaadi ho gayi

bade chacha apne samdhi ke gale lag gaye

bade chacha
badhao ho samdhi jee

bechare samdhi jee
muskura ke reh gaye

uske baad juta churai ki rasam hui
meri saaliyo ne joota chura liya tha mera
ek lakh maang rahi thi

tabhi ladke ke pita mere paas aaye
aur mere saamne hath jod diye

beta humein ab jaane do

main
jaaiye aap sabka kaam ho gaya

sab ko bada ajeeb laga
ki ek baap apne bete ke saamne hath jod raha hai

woh sab jaane lage

bade chacha
samdhi jee kahan jaa rahe hain aap sab

main
chacha woh aapka samdhi nahi hai
aapka samdhi toh 11 saal pehle mar gaya

sab meri awaj sunke shocked ho gaye
meri teeno chacha unka pariwar
meri teeno bua unka pariwar

aur phir main apna sehra utaara
haaye haaye haaye
jo main un sabke chehre ko dekha

woh shocked ho gaye
aur sabse jyada shocked toh payaliya thi
usne jhat se apna ghunghat utha diya
le bhaiya omfooo

main payal ki taraf dekha
aur gaane laga

mubarak mubarak mubarak
Mubarak ho tumko yeh barbaadi tumhari
Mubarak ho tumko yeh barbaadi tumhari
sada dukh mein raho yeh dua hai humari.....

Excellent update

 

[Bunny..]

UPDATE 2

Main apni hi chhoti behen ko nahi pehchan paaya
yeh sochke mujhe itna gussa aaraha tha
woh mujhe pehchan gayi
aur main

main uske sar ko sehlata raha
woh roti rahi

ab car mein beech road pe ruki thi
gaadi waale peechhe se horn baja rahe the
tabhi ek ne zor se bola

bhosdike tere baap ka road hai
jo yahan beech mein gaadi rok ke Aashiqui kar raha hai

main apna sar window se bahar nikaala

main
bhosdike tere baap ka road hai
aur tera baap main hoon
Rohit bhai

ek dum shant ho gaya road
ab koi horn nahi baja raha tha

main drive karne laga

siya mujhe dekhti rahi

main use leke villa pahuncha

usne jab villa dekha
toh uska munh khula ka khula reh gaya

main uska hath pakda
aur use andar leke pahuncha

mere sath kisi ladki ko dekhke
alina muskura padi
woh meri secretary thi
mera business wohi handle karti thi

alina
kya baat hai Rohit
aaj yeh titli tumhein kahan mil gayi

main
behen hai meri

yeh sunke woh chaunk gayi

Alina
sorry

main
tum alina ke sath jaao
aur kapde change karke aajao

Alina ne siya ka hath pakda
aur use apne sath le gayi

kuchh der baad siya bahar aayi
usne Alina ke kapde pehen rakhkhe the
bahut pyari lag rahi thi

woh mere paas aake baith gayi

siya
aap kabhi wapas kyun nahi aaye

main
kyun aata
maa ne aur tum sabne toh rishta tod hi diya tha

siya
maine toh nahi toda tha bhaiya

main
munh toh moda hi tha
khair chhodo yeh sab baatein
yeh batao ki tum chandni bai ke paas kaise pahuch gayi

Siya
bade chacha ne mujhe thakuro ke hatho bech diya
aur phir usne mujhe chanda bai ke yahan bech diya


woh yeh baat itni asaani se keh gayi thi
jaise yeh koi chhoti baat ho

main
yeh tumhara ghar hai
yahin mere paas raho

siya
mujhe maa ke paas jaana hai

main
aur phir bech dengi woh tumhein

siya
maa ne mujhe nahi becha bhaiya

main
sab kuchh toh maa ka hi kiya dhara hai

siya
nahi bhaiya
unhein pata nahi tha
bade chacha mujhe apne sath kapde dilwane le gaye the
maa ko kuchh bhi nahi pata tha

main
unhein pata bhi hota
toh woh kya kar leti
unke saamne unke bete ko kutta banaya gaya
aur woh chup karke dekhti rahi

siya mujhe dekhne lagi

siya
galti aapki thi
aapne payal didi ke sath galat kiya tha

main apne chehre pe apna hath rakhkha
aur hansne laga

ek pal ke liye siya ghabra gayi
aur Alina ke paseene chhutne lage
use bahut dar lag raha tha

main
tum abhi bahut chhoti ho
logo ko nahi pehchanti
yeh sab chhodo
Alina khana lagao

Alina wahan se bhaag gayi


siya
aapke paas yeh sab kaise aaya

main
kya karogi jaanke

kuchh der baad alina ne khana paros diya
aur hum teeno khane lage
jaise hi siya ne pehla niwala munh mein rakhkha
uski aankhon mein aansu aagaye

main
khana sahi nahi hai kya

Siya
nahi bhaiya
khana bahut achcha hai
zindagi mein pehli baar itna achcha khana khaya hai na
toh dil bhar aaya

main
jhuth mat bolo
baat kya hai yeh batao

siya
aapke jaane ke baad
bade chacha ne humein ghar se nikaal diya

humein sarpanch jee ne apne ghar mein rehne diya
lekin ek raat unhone maa ke sath zabardasti karne ki koshish ki
hum wahan se usi raat bhaag gaye

maa daadi ke paas gayi
aur unse bheekh maangi
ki woh humein ghar mein rehne de
daadi maan gayi

lekin us din ke baad se
humari zindagi nark ban gayi
chaaro chachi humare sath aisa bartaav karti
jaise hum jaanwar ho
badi Chachi maa ko roz maarti
ek din payal didi ne hum sabke kapde jala diye
humare paas humare jism pe jo kapda reh gaya tha
wohi tha
hum wohi roz dhote wohi pehente
ek raat bade chacha ne maa ke sath zabardasti karne ki koshish ki
maa daadi ke paas bhaag gayi
daadi ne maa ko hi maara
aur kaha
ki jaise mere ek bete ko fansaya
usi tarah se mere dusre bete ko fansana chahti hai


main
yeh toh bahut achcha hua
maa hai hi isi layak
bahut shauk tha unhein insaaf ki moorat banne ka
apne bete pe vishwas nahi kiya
dusre ki beti pe vishwas kiya

siya
bhaiya aapko sharam aani chahiye
woh humari maa hai
aap aisa kaise keh sakte hain

main
woh apne bete ke sath galat kar sakti hai
main galat keh bhi nahi sakta

siya
woh majbur thi
haalaat hi aise the

main
khaana khaao
aur aaram karo
zubaan mat ladao

yeh bolke main apne room mein aagaya

mere peechhe alina bhi aayi

Alina
rohit usne wohi samjha
jo usne dekha
tum use sachchai bataoge
toh woh tumhara yakeen jarur karegi

main
maa ki choot mein jaaye sachchai
woh mujhe achcha samjhe
ya bura samjhe
mujhe faraq nahi padta
main un sabse nafrat karta hoon
mera bas chalta toh un sabko chod daalta
maa ki laudiya

Alina
tumhein apne pariwar ko apne sath hi rakhna chahiye

main
tu apni maa kyun nahi chudwa leti
bhosdi mujhe lecture mat de


Alina
ab kya kar sakte hain
Rohit ki maa ki jab koi izzat nahi hai toh

ab usne yeh baat bol jarur di thi
lekin ab uski haalat kharab ho chuki thi
main use pakda
use bed pe patka
aur uske pet pe baith gaya

uske kapde faad diye
woh upar se poori nangi ho gayi

Alina ki aankhon mein aansu aagaye

main uske seene pe apna sar rakh diya

main
sorry
mujhe gussa aagaya tha
tujhe toh pata hai
ki is duniya mein tere siwa mera koi nahi hai
tu hi hai jo yeh jaanti hai
ki rohit humesha se bura nahi tha
rohit ko bura banaya gaya

Alina ne mere sar pe hath fera

Alina
main jaanti hoon


main siya ke paas gaya
woh room mein thi

main
sorry mujhe tumse aise baat nahi karni chahiye thi

siya
koi baat nahi bhaiya
mujhe bura nahi laga
aap bas kal mujhe mere ghar chhod aana

main
dobara tumhare sath kuchh ho gaya toh

siya
aap mujhe bacha hi lenge

main
aur agar nahi bacha paaya toh

siya
ab poori tayyari ke sath rahungi
agar ab kuchh bhi aisa hua toh zeher rakhkhungi apne pass
jaise hi samay aayega khaa lungi

main kuchh nahi bola

aur room mein aake gate band kiya
aur zor zor se cheekhne laga
meri chhoti si gudiya jo pehle kisi ke saamne kuchh bol nahi paati thi
aaj woh marne ki baat kar rahi thi

Alina siya ke paas baithi thi

siya
aap bhaiya ki kya lagti hain

alina
dost hoon uski

siya
humare yahan ladka ladki ko ek sath bhi dekh liya jaaye
toh unki shaadi karwa dete hain
ya phir maar dete hain

Alina
aisa kya

siya
aap na bahut sunder ho
bhaiya se kaho aapse shaadi kar lein

yeh sunke alina blush karne lagi

siya
hmm iska matlab
aap bhaiya se pyar karti ho

Alina
bahut bolti ho tum

siya
mujhe bolna bahut pasand hai

Alina
tumhein ghar kyun jaana hai
yahin apne bhaiya ke paas Raho

siya
maa mar jaayengi
agar main unke paas nahi gayi toh
bhaiya ke jaane ke baad unhone khana peena chhod diya
kayi dino tak woh bhukhi rehti hain

Alina
chalo main tumhein kapde dilwake laati hoon
ghuma bhi dungi

aur phir alina aur siya car mein baithke mall nikal gaye


chanda bai ka kotha

jab chanda bai ko khabar mili
ki Rohit bhai phirse aaye hain
toh uski hawa nikal gayi

Chanda bai mere saamne khadi thi

main
Chanda bai tumse ek baat kehni thi

Chanda
kahiye na rohit bhai

main
saali chhinaal
woh ladki jise tu neelaam kar rahi thi
woh meri sagi behen hai
randi madarchod


chanda ke hosh udd gaye
uske hath pair kaanpne.lage


woh dhadam se apni kursi pe gidi
main uski taraf badhne laga

use bahut dar lag raha tha
uske dil ki dhadkan tez chalne lagi thi
aur jaise hi main uske paas pahuncha
chanda ne mere pair pakad liye
aur rote hue boli

Rohit bhai mujhe pata nahi tha
ki woh aapki behen hai
main aapki ghulam hoon
main aisa soch bhi nahi sakti
mujhe agar pata hota
toh main kabhi aisa hone nahi deti

main hansne laga

chanda bai ki ghighi band ho gayi

villa

raat ka samay tha
main alina aur siya baithe khana khaa rahe the

ab woh kuchh bol nahi rahi thi
chup thi
mujhe ek zara bhi achcha nahi lag raha tha
uski khamoshi mujhse bardasht nahi ho rahi thi

alina ne meri taraf dekha
aur phir siya se boli

ab toh teen saal ho gaye hain
tumhari kisi didi ki shaadi hui ki nahi

siya
hum toh khud dusro ke tukdo pe pal rahe the
shaadi karne ke liye paise chahiye hote hain
pitaji nahi the
bhai ne kabhi puchha nahi
ki zinda ho ki mar gayi

Alina ne jab dekha ki ab mahaul serious ho raha hai
toh woh beech mein hi bol padi


Alina
are hum ek kaam kyun nahi karte
maa ke paas phone kar dete hain
ki tum theek ho
sahi salamat ho
uske baad tum apne bhaiya ke sath mumbai tour karke chali jaana

siya
maa ke paas phone nahi hai
sirf daadi aur chachi ke paas hai

Alina
unka number yaad hai

Siya
nahi
main unse nafrat karti hoon
unki shakal main kabhi dekhna nahi chahti
unhone meri zindagi jahannum bana di
chachi ne hi chacha ko kaha tha
ki un teeno raando mein se kisi ek ko bech dijiye
aur phir apni payal ki shaadi ho jaayegi
kal payal ki shaadi hai

meri aankhon mein khoon utar aaya
seene mein aag lag chuki thi

Alina
tumhare bhaiya ko cancer hai

yeh sunke siya buri tarah se chaunk gayi
uska munh khula ka khula reh gaya
main Alina ko dekha

siya ne rona shuru kar diya

main
are woh majak kar rahi hai
mujhe aisa kuchh bhi nahi hua hai

yeh sunke siya ne rona band kiya

Siya
aap ko sharam nahi aati
aisi baatein karte hue

main
chalo ab khana shuru karo

hum sabne khana khaaya
aur phir siya apne room mein chali gayi

main lete lete yeh soch raha tha
ki ab kya karna hai
kal payal ki shaadi hai
shàadi ka aisa tohfa dunga
ki zindagi bhar nahi bhulegi
boorchodi

Alina mere room mein aayi
aur mere pair dabane lagi

Alina
kya soch rahe ho

main
kal siya ko leke apne gaon jaaunga

Alina
tumne toh kaha tha
ki kabhi apne gaon nahi jaaoge

main
jaana toh padega hi
mere pariwar ka sawal hai

Alina
tum khud apne pariwar se nafrat karte ho
phir

main
tujhe bhi bada ghamand tha
apni raeesi pe
apne husn pe
apne status pe
tujhe saza di na
phir tujhe maaf bhi kar diya

Alina
iska matlab tum apne pariwar ko maaf kar doge
lekin unhein saza dene ke baad

main
haan

Alina
mujhe bhi apne sath le chalo na

main
kya karegi wahan jaake
teri toh mujhse shaadi bhi na hui
bina shaadi ke tujhe chodunga
teri cheekh sunke baaki sab samajh jaayenge
phir sab tere baare mein kya sochenge

Alina
main tumhare bina nahi reh paaungi
aur waise bhi tum mere bina nahi reh sakte
tumhara gussa khatam karna sirf mujhe aata hai
gusse mein tumne kuchh galat kar diya toh

main
koi mera kya ukhaad lega
aur tujhpe itna gussa tha
tere sath toh kuchh nahi kiya na

Alina
please mujhe apne sath aane do

main
kyun zidd kar rahi hai

Alina
rohit please

main
happ chhinri

Alina hans di

main
main jaanta hoon
tu kyun aana chahti hai
mere sath

Alina
pata hai toh kyun puchh rahe ho

main
aaja

woh aake mere upar let gayi

subah alina ne siya ko jaake uthaya
aur use ready hone ko bol diya

siya bhi ready ho gayi
phir hum airport pahunche
siya ke hosh udd gaye
plane ko dekhke

Siya
yeh toh hawayi jahaz hai
hum isse ghar jaayenge

main
andar Chalke baat karte hain

hum teeno plane mein baith gaye

siya ne dekha ki humare alawa wahan koi nahi tha

siya
yahan toh hum teeno hi hain

Alina
matlab

siya
maine filmo mein dekha tha
ki hawayi jahaz mein bahut log hote hain

Alina
yeh tumhare bhaiya ka hawayi jahaz hai
isi liye yahan sirf hum hain
airhostess hain aur pilot

siya
aapke paas hawayi jahaz bhi hai

yeh sunke ek airhostess hans di

main
idhar aao

woh ghabra gayi
aur darte hue mere paas aayi

main
hansi kyun tum

airhostess
sorry sir

main
mere sawal ka jawab do

airhostess
woh sir yeh baar baar hawayi jahaz bol rahi thi
isi liye mujhe hansi aagayi

main
achcha yeh baat hai
aao mere sath tumse kuchh private baat karni hai

woh buri tarah se ghabra gayi

lekin use mere sath aana hi pada

main use ek jagah leke gaya
aur woh buri tarah se ghabrayi hui mujhe dekh rahi thi

main airhostess ko parachute diya
woh bilakh padi

main
kya contract mein yeh likha tha
ki main jo bolu tumhein woh karna hai
toh ab tum yeh karogi
ki is plane se kood jaaogi


usne mere pair pakad liye
aur rone lagi

main
yeh rona dhona mat karo
mere kuchh rules hain
unhein agar meri family mein se koi tod de
toh main use maaf na karu

airhostess
sir mujhse galti ho gayi
please sir please main aapse bheekh maangti hoon
please

main
theek hai phir main tumhein parachute ke bina hi
neeche fenk deta hoon
theek hai

airhostess
sir please main kuchh bhi karungi
please mjhe maaf kar dijiye

main
kya karogi

airhostess
aap mujhe fuck kar lijiye

main
isi liye main tum sabse nafrat karta hoon
itna neeche gid jaati ho tum aurtein


airhostess roti rahi

main
chalo theek hai
ek kaam Karo
jab tum itna keh hi rahi ho
toh apna doodh peela do

airhostess
main samjhi nahi sir

main
mujhe tumhara doodh peena hai


ab uske paas koi raasta nahi tha
usne bina deri kiye
apne upar kapde utaar diye
aur rone lagi

main hansne laga

main
tum toh dar gayi
apne aapko theek karo
aur aajao

woh apni mundi haan mein hilane lagi

main
aur yaad rahe
kisi pe hansi aaye
toh apna yeh moment yaad kar lena


main wapas aaya
toh siya mujhe ghurne lagi

main
aise mat dekho
mujhe sharam aati hai

siya jhenp gayi

siya
aap uske sath kya karne gaye the

main
baat karne

siya
yahan nahi kar sakte the

main
chup raho

yeh sunke usne munh bana liya

main so gaya
kuchh der baad alina ne mujhe uthaya

Alina
hum pahunch gaye hain

hum teeno plane se utre
aur phir ek car mein baith gaye
car koi ladki hi chala rahi thi

siya
aur kitna time lagega
pahunchne mein

Alina
mere khyal se ek ghanta lagna chahiye

siya
humara saman kahan hai

alina
dusri gaadi mein hai


siya bahut khush thi
woh apne ghar jaa rahi thi
aur ab uske dil mein ek zara bhi dar nahi tha
kyunki uske bhaiya uske sath the


main
alina tum siya ke sath jaao

siya
aap nahi chalenge

main
kuchh kaam hai
woh karke aata hoon

siya
maa bahut khush hongi
aapko dekhke

main
tumhein meri kasam kisi ko kuchh nahi bataogi
mere baare mein

siya
kyun

main
main shaam tak khud aajaunga

siya rone lagi

main
kaha naa shaam tak aajaunga

siya
chacha ne mere sath kuchh kiya toh

main
Alina hai tumhare sath

woh chali gayi

main agli seat pe baitha
driver bechari ki gaand fati hui thi

main
chalo

driver
jee sir

woh leke mujhe ek jagah pahunchi
aas paas koi bhi nahi tha
ek dum sunsaan ilaaka tha
wahan ek band padi factory thi

main jab wahan pahuncha
toh kuchh aadmi aur aurat
bandhe pade the
kayi ladkiya wahan khadi thi

unhone jaise hi mujhe dekha
seedhi khadi ho gayi
unki jo leader thi
uska naam neelam tha

neelam
hello sir

main
yahi hai woh sab

neelam
jee sir

main
aap sab soch rahe honge
ki aap sabko yahan kyun laaya gaya
toh main bata deta hoon
aaj aapke bete ki shaadi ho rahi hai
lekin dulha banke main jaaunga aap sabke sath
aur shaadi meri hogi
us ladki ke sath
bas aap sabka sath chahiye

tabhi ladke ke foofa bol pade
ek baar hath khol de
phir tujhe dikhata hoon

main
foofa jee foofa jee
aap samajh nahi rahe hain
neelam bulao unhein

aur phir kuchh der baad 10 ladkiya wahan aagayi
un sabki ghighi band ho gayi
kyunki un sab ladkiyo ne 10 inch ka strap dildo pehen rakhkha

main
agar aap meri baat nahi maante hain
toh hoga yeh
ki yeh sab ladkiya
aap sabki gaand maarengi
bandhe toh hain hi aap sab
aur aapki gaand marayi ki video banegi
phir aapko woh karna hoga
jo main chahta hoon

main
chalo shuru ho jaao

aurtein cheekhne lagi

tabhi ladke ka baap bol pada
main tayyar hoon
tum jo chahoge
wohi hoga

main
yeh hui na baat
aapka launda yahin rahega

matlab dulha

ladke ki maa rote hue
nahi nahi mere bachche ko kuchh mat karna

main
aap chinta mat kijiye
jab meri shaadi us ladki se ho jaaye
tab aap yahan aake ise le jaaiyega
iske sath kuchh nahi hoga

ladke ki maa roti rahi

main
injection bhi lagwa hi do

sab cheekhne lagi
ek ladki ne sabki gaand mein ek ek injection thok diya
main
yeh injection jo aapko diya Gaya hai
usmein zeher tha
24 ghante baad aap sab mar jaayenge
lekin usse pehle meri shaadi ho jaayegi
phir aap sab yahan aayenge
aur aapko antidote de diya jaayega
jiske baad aap hansi khushi apne ghar chale jaayenge

woh bechare marye kya na karte

aur phir main dulha banke tayyar ho gaya

baarati pehle hi pahunch chuke the
hum bhi pahunche
humare bhavya swagat hua
phir kayi rasmein hui

mujhe na meri behne dikhi
na hi meri maa
gaon ke paas mein ek khaali maidan tha
wohin tent laga hua tha

gaana baj raha tha
mubarak ho tumko yeh shaadi tumhari
sada khush raho yeh dua hai humari

sabne dulhe ka chehra dekhne ki koshish ki
lekin ladke ke baap ne yeh kehke unhein mana kar diya
ki unke yahan shaadi ke baad hi dulha apna chehra dikhata hai

ladke waalo ki dhaak hi alag hoti hai
varmala ki rasam ho gayi
baratiyo ne khana khaaya
aur chale
ab baari thi saat fero ki
aur Sindoor ki rasam

uske baad dulhe ka pariwar dulhan ka pariwar

dulhan ke ghar pahunche
aangan mein
hi saari tayyari ho rakhkhi thi
aur phir shaadi ho gayi

bade chacha apne samdhi ke gale lag gaye

bade chacha
badhao ho samdhi jee

bechare samdhi jee
muskura ke reh gaye

uske baad juta churai ki rasam hui
meri saaliyo ne joota chura liya tha mera
ek lakh maang rahi thi

tabhi ladke ke pita mere paas aaye
aur mere saamne hath jod diye

beta humein ab jaane do

main
jaaiye aap sabka kaam ho gaya

sab ko bada ajeeb laga
ki ek baap apne bete ke saamne hath jod raha hai

woh sab jaane lage

bade chacha
samdhi jee kahan jaa rahe hain aap sab

main
chacha woh aapka samdhi nahi hai
aapka samdhi toh 11 saal pehle mar gaya

sab meri awaj sunke shocked ho gaye
meri teeno chacha unka pariwar
meri teeno bua unka pariwar

aur phir main apna sehra utaara
haaye haaye haaye
jo main un sabke chehre ko dekha

woh shocked ho gaye
aur sabse jyada shocked toh payaliya thi
usne jhat se apna ghunghat utha diya
le bhaiya omfooo

main payal ki taraf dekha
aur gaane laga

mubarak mubarak mubarak
Mubarak ho tumko yeh barbaadi tumhari
Mubarak ho tumko yeh barbaadi tumhari
sada dukh mein raho yeh dua hai humari.....

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