Update - 40
Us raat me leta hua yahi sochta raha....ki kya ammi ko abbu jismani tour par bhi khush nhi rakhte...kyoki maansik tour par to wo kabhi kusi ko khush nhi rakh pasye...na ammi ko...na appi ko aur na mujhe...kyoki unke khayalaat wahi purane dakinusi ya majhabi hote hai....
Par aaj jo maine dekha....use dekh kar main samjh gaya ki ammi jishmani tour par bhi abbu se nakhush hai....aur saayad is baat ka koi na koi talluk un baaton se hai jo subah golu bhai aur ammi ke beech hui thi.....
Par aakhir sach hai kya....kaise pata chalega.....??
Ab Aage........
[ KHALEEL KI JUWAANI.........]
Agli subah jab main utha to maine dekha ki ammi aaj puri tarah se liwaas me apne jishm ko kaid kiye huye thi...aut nakaab bhi sir par hi tha.....
Main samjh gaya ki ye sab abbu ki manmaani se hi ho raha hai....isliye mujhe abbu par thoda gussa bhi aaya...kyoki ghar me hi itni bandise lagana meri najar me bhi galat tha.....
Par ammi ki hi tarah meri jawaan par bhi tala laga hua tha....abbu ke dakiyanoosi khayaalo aur unke khof ka....
Khair....thodi der baad maine taiyaar ho kar school chala gaya.....aur abbu bhi apne kaam par chale gaye.....ghar me sirf ammi hi akeli rah gai....
Agle 2-3 din tak kuch khas nhi hua.....ghar me ammi aur abbu ke bich baat-cheet na ke barabar hi hoti thi....aur main bhi chupchap apne school aur khel me laga rahta.....
Par haa...main roj raat ko ammi ko nanga jaroor dekhne laga tha....ammi roj raat me baathroom me ja kar apne jishm ki garmi nikalti....aur main unhe nanga dekh kar apne jishm ki......
Waise to sab theek tha....par mujhe computer ki paresaani thi...main samjh chuka tha ki abbu kabhi nhi manege....isliye mera man udaas hone laga tha.....
3 din baad chutti ke din main ghar me baitha hi tha ki golu bhai aa gaye.....
Main- golu bhai....aayiye.......,..
Golu bhai(bheetar aate huye)- aur khaleel...sab badiya......aur abbu-ammi kaha hai....
Main- ji.....sab theek hai....aap baithiye...abbu to nhi hai.....main ammi ko bulata hu.....
Fir mainne ammi ko aawaaj dekar bol diya tha ki golu bhai aaye hai.....
Golu bhai- aur khaleel....kuch paresaan se dikh rahe ho....kuch hua kya......
Main- ab kya bolu...asal me mujhe computer chahiye tha....par abbu nhi maan rahe......
Golu bhai- ohh...tention mat lo....main hu na....
Main(man me)- ab ye kya kar lege....abbu inki kyo sunne lage.....
Khair.....thodi der bad ammi chaai lekar aa gai....aur humare sath hi baith gai....wo abhi pure liwaas me thi.....
Tab maine dekha ki golu bhai ne chai pite huye fir se ammi ko ghoorna suru kiya aur ammi ne thodi der baad hi apni najren niche jhuka li.....
Golu bhai- aur bhabhijaan...koi nai khabar....waise...khaleel ke computer me kya paresaani hai.....
Ammi- ab kya bolu....khaleel ke abbu mana kar rahe hai....wo samjh hi nhi rahe ki aaj-kal ke baccho ke liye ye kitna jaroori hai......
Golu bhai- hmm..wo to hai....thik hai....main kuch karta hu...ok beta.....main kal hi sab theek kar duga....tention mat lena......aur bhabhijaan...tum bhi tention mat lo....
Ye bol kar golu bhai ne chai khatm kar ke ammi ko dekha....aur ammi unhe hairani se dekhne lagi....
Par golu bhai ne fir se aankhe dikhaai to ammi najren jhuka kar uth gai aur cup ko kichen me rakh kar apne kamre me chali gai......
Golu bhai- to.....tumhari paresaani khatm samjho....jald hi tumhare paas computer hoga....theek....
Main(hairani se)- sach me....par aap kaise....matlab abbu.....
Golu bhai- tum uski tention mat lo.....bas intzaar karo.....main jara tumhri ammi se bat karke aata hu.....hmm.....
Main- ji....
Fir golu bhai uth kar ammi ke kamre me chale gaye......
ye dekh kar mujhe kuch ajeeb laga to main bhi unke piche-piche chhupke se bheetar dekhne laga.....
Jab maine bheetar dekha ki ammi apna sir niche kiye hui khadi thi....aur golu bhai uske saamne bilkul kareeb khade huye the.....
Golu bhai- kya hua kuch preshan si lag rahi ho.......
Ammi sir jhukaaye khamosh khadi rahi.....
Golu bhai- gussa ho mujhse....achaa theek hai tum nhi chahti na ki main tumhre ghar aau.....theek....main aaj ke bad nhi aaunga.....aur to aur...ye ghar jo khareeda hai...ise bhi bech duga......
Ammi- nhi...maine aisa to nhi kaha....
Golu bhai- to tum chahti kya ho...dekho....tum janti ho ki maine wo ghar kyo khareeda....to ya to meri baat samjho ya fir..khair...aur haa....khaleel ke computer ki tention mat lena....wo kal hi aa jayga.....
Itna bolkar golu bhai bahar aane lage to main bhag kar bapis aa gaya.....fir golu bhai aaye aur mujhe bye bolkar chale gaye.....
Main(man me)- agar golu bhai ko ammi ke sath kuch galat nhi karna tha to wo bheetar gaye hi kyo...ye baat to yaha bhi kar sakte the.....pata nhi...ye golu bhai sahi aadmi hai ya fir..khair....ab tak to sahi hi lage...aage khuda jane....
Thodi der baad khane ke waqt ammi ek tifin me khana bhar kar laai to main hairani se unhe dekhne laga......
Ammi- beta...ye khana golu ji ko de aa......
Main- golu ji ko......par kisliye....
Ammi- wo golu ji akele hai na.....to socha ki aaj to khana khila du....
Main- theek hai ammi....main jata hu...
Aur main khana le kar golu bhai ke paas chala gaya.....waha golu bhai ne bade chaav se khana khatm kiya aur fir khane ki tareef karne lage......
Golu bhai- hmm…...bada mazedar khana hai....kisne banaya hai......
Main - aap bhi na...aur koun banayga...meri ammi ne.....
Golu bhai(muskura kar)- janta hu......tumhari ammi bahot badhiya khana banati hai.......
Main- meri ammi ke hath ka bana khana sabko pasand aata hai.....
Golu bhai- hmm...waise mujhe chatpata aur masaledar non-veg khana bahot pasnad hai....tum to roz hi aisa mazedar khana khaate hoge.....
Main- roj to nhi...par haa..ammi ke hath ka bana mutton bahut lajeej hota hai.....waise meri ammi sab tarah ka khana bahot ache se banati hai......aapko bahot pasand aayega......
Golu bhai- theek hai.....kabhi mutton banaaye to jaroor chakhuga....
Fir thodi der baad main bapis aa gaya aur aate hi ammi puchne lagi ki waha kya hua....golu ji ne kya kaha.......
Par main kuch batata.....isse pahle mere dost bulane aa gaye aur main khelne nikal gaya......
Fir shaam ko main apne ghar aaya to aate hi ammi mujhse golu bhai ke ghar hui baaton ka puchhne lagi......aur main unko puri baaten batane laga........
Main- ammi....unhe aapke hath ka khana behad pasand aaya......wo aapki bahut tareef kar rahe the....
Ammi(muskura kar)- hmm....golu bhai achhe aadmi lagte hai na.....
Main- ha ammi.......ammi.....unhone bola tha ki roj wo aisa khana khayege to unko khushi hogi......unko aisa mazedar khana bahot pasand aaya......
Ammi(muskura kar)- ha beta.......main unhe roj aisa mazedar khana bana kar de dungi....hmm......chal ab hath-muh dho le....tere abbu aane wale hoge...aur beta....ye khane wali baat....
Main- samjhta hu ammi...ye baat humare beech hi rahegi...aap paresaan mat ho....
Thodi der baad abbu bhi ghar aa gaye....par aaj unka mijaaj kuch badla hua tha....
Ammi- aaj kafi der kar di....
Abbu- are haa...wo golu ji ke sath baitha tha....kuch jaroori baaten ho rahi thi....tum khana lagao...main aata hu....
Fir raat ko khana khane ke baad maine fir se ammi ko nanga dekha aur mutth maar kar so gaya........
Agle din main taiyaar ho kar roj ki tarah school nikal gaya....aur abbu madarse...
Aur jab main bapis ghar aaya to mere liye ek surprize intzaar kar raha tha...jo mere kamre me tha.....
Main jaise hi ghar me daakhil hua to dekha ki ghar me abbu-ammi aur golu bhai khade the.....aur teeno hi mujhe dekh kar khus ho rahe the.....
Main- aap log.....aap log itne khush kyo dikh rahe hai....kya hua....
Abbu(paas aa kar)- beta....tujhe jo chahiye tha...wo main le aaye....
Main- kya abbu....
Ammi- apne kamre me to ja...sab pata chal jayga...
Main hairaan ho kar chuchaap kamre me chala gaya aur jab maine bheetar jaa kar dekha to khusi se meri cheekh nikal gai....
Kyoki mere saamne naya computer rakha tha....jise dekh kar main behad khush ho gaya tha......
Aur main bhaagte huye baahar aaya aur seedha abbu ke gale lag gaya....
Main- sukriya abbu....bahut-bahut sukriya....
Abbu- nhi beta....sukriya mat bol....ye to mera farz tha....tu khush rahe...bas aur kya chahiye....
Ammi- ha beta.....aur sukriya bolna hai to golu ji ka bolo....(abbu ko dekh kar)- kyo ji...
Abbu- ha beta....golu ji ne hi mujhe samjhaya ki jamaane ke sath chalna hi theek hai....
Main(golu bhai ko dekh kar)- sukriya golu bhai.....
Golu bhai- are beta....sukriya kya...aur haa....tumhe aur tumhari ammi ke liye ek aur surprize hai.....par wo 2 din baad....
Ammi- mere liye...par kya...
Abbu- sabr rakho begum....sabr rakho.....chalo ab wo jalebiyan laao..hum sabka muh meetha karao...
Ammi- ji abhi laai....
Fir hum sabne jalebiyon ke sath raat ka khana khaya....aur khane ke baad main aur ammi apne kamre me chale gaye....par abbu aur golu bhai kafi der tak baat karte rahe......
Khair....agle din jab main jaga to maine school jane se saaf mana kar diya....kyoki main computer chalana chahta tha......
Aur meri baat abbu-ammi ne maan li....fir dophar ke waqt ammi ne mujhe bola ki wo khana le kar golu bhai ke paas ja rahi hai....
To us waqt meri najar ammi par padi to mujhe laga ki aaj ammi kuch jyada hi khush lag rahi thi...
Ammi ko dekh kar pata nhi mujhe kuch shaq sa hua....isliye ammi ke jane ke kuch der baad main bhi apne ghar ke uper wale kamre me chala gaya.....
Jaha se golu bhai ka kamra saaf-saaf dikhta tha..kyoki dono kamre aapas me jude huye the...aur dono ke beech me kabhi gate hua karta tha...jo ab seal kar diya gaya tha....par ek chhota sa chhed rah gaya tha....jaha se main sab kuch saaf-saaf dekh sakta tha......
Maine waha dekha to golu bhai aaraam se khana kha rahe the aur ammi unke saamne baithi hui thi.....aur dono ke beech is waqt normal baaten hi ho rahi thi....jo main saaf-saaf sun sakta tha...
Thodi der baad golu bhai ne khana khatm kita aur hath dhone uth gaye....aur anmi tifin band karne lagi....
Ammi(golu bhai ke aate hi)- kaisa tha khana.....
Golu bhai- khana to mazedaar tha...ekdam chatpata.....par ek cheej ki kami rah gai...
Ammi- koun si cheej....
Golu bhai- hmm..khane ke baad meetha to hona chahiye na....
Ammi(muskura kar)- ohh...theek hai....aaj raat ko aapko meetha bhi milega...bataiye aapko kya pasand hai.....
Golu bhai(ammi ko dekhte huye)- tum....
Ammi(ghabra kar)- ye aap kya bol rahe hai....
Golu bhai- ab thoda to banta hai na......
Ammi(saham kar)- bas kijiye.....aap samjhte kyo nhi...
Golu bhai- kya samjhu....samjhna tumhe hai rafat....kya tum nhi chahti ki tum khush raho...haa....
Ammi- haa...par ye...ye galat hoga...
Golu bhai- galat kuch nhi hota rafat...kam se kam khush rahna to kabhi galat nhi hota na....
Ammi- par aap....aahhhh...
Ammi kuch bol pati...usse pahle hi golu bhai ne ammi ki kamar me hath daal kar unhe apne jishm se sata liya....
Ammi- aaahh...chhodiye mujhe.....chhodiye na....
Golu bhai- nhi rafat...aaj nhi....aur agar tumhe koi aitraaj ho to tum chilla kar ligo ko bula sakti ho...fir wo sab meri haddiyan tod dege....theek....par main tumhe nhi chhoduga....
Ammi- to kya haddiyan tudwa loge.....
Golu bhai- rafat....tere liye to main jaan bhi de du.....haddiyon ki kya baat hai....
Ammi- par kyo.....kya milega aapko....
Golu bhai- tum....aur mujhe kya chahiye....
Ammi- par kyo....aap to abhi jawaan hai..aapko kai haseen ladkiyan mil jaygi....mujh me kya rakha hai....
Golu bhai- tum kya ho ye mujhse pucho....tum wo ho...jise dekh kar meri aakho ko thandak milri hai....tum wo ho jo mere dil ki dhadkane bada deti hai...tum wo ho....jisko haasil karne ke liye main kisi bhi had ko paar sakta hu.....samjhi...
Golu bhai ki baaten sun kar ek pal ke liye main bhi hairaan ho gaya.....ki golu bhai meri ammi ke piche itne paagal hai.....
Aur mujhse bhi jyada is waqt ammi hauraan thi....aur ek-tak golu bhai ko dekhe ja rahi thi.....
Golu bhai- kya hua rafat...kya tumhe meri baaton par bharosa nhi ho raha.....
Ammi- nhi...matlab....ha...matlab...kyo...aap kyo meri khatir paagal hai.....kyo....
Golu bhai- pata nhi rafat....par tumhe dekh kar hi main apna nhi rahta....sirf tumhara ho jata hu.....plz...meri bhavnao ko samjho rafat.....plz....
Ammi- par main...main kisi ki biwi hu...mere shouhar hai....beta hai..beti hai....aur ab main acchi bhi nhi dikhti...fir bhi....
Golu bhai- tum meri najar se dekho rafat...tum is duniya ki sabse haseen khatoon ho....sach me...
Ye bol kar golu bhai ammi ko seene se lagaaye huye bistar par baith gaye.....aur abhi bhi dono ek-dusre ki aankho me ghoor rahe the.....
Ammi - golu ji....mujhe jana hai....
Golu bhai- chali jana....bas kuch pal to tumhe acche se dekh lu....bas kuch pal....
Ammi , golu bhai ki baaten sunte huye unhe hi dekhe ja rahi thi.....aur ammi ki aisi haalat dekh kar main aage ki soch kar hairaan ho raha tha....
Fir golu bhai ne ek hath ammi ke gaal par rakha aur bade pyaar se sahlane lage....aur ammi ne bhi unhe kisi tarah se roka nhi.....
Golu bhai- rafat....tumhe pata hai...tumhare ye gaal....inhe dekhta hu to mera kya man karta hai....
Ammi- kya.....
Golu bhai(gaal ko sahla kar)- inhe dekhte hi inhe haatho me bhar kar pyaar karne ka dil karta hai....dekho...kitne naram hai tumhare gaal.....aise to kusi ke nhi ho sakte....
Ammi- aap bhi....isse acche hote hai....
Golu bhai(gaal ko hath se dawa kar)- bilkul nhi....meri rafat ke gaal is duniya me sanse jyada dilkas hai.....
Is baar ammi apni tareef sun kar khys ho gai aur muskyra di....jo golu bhai ke liye aage badne ka ek mouka tha...aur unhone wo bilkul nhi gawaya.....
Golu bhai ne ammi ke gaal ko sahlate huye apna agutha ammi ke nichle hoth par firaya....to ammi ki saans tej ho gai....
Gu bhai- aur tumhare hoth....kitne gulaabi aur ras bhare hai....uuummm...
Ammi- golu ji....
Golu bhai- ha rafat....tumhare ye hoth mujhe paagal kar dete hai....inhe dekhte hi main aone kaabu me nhi rah pata....mera man karta hai ki....ki....
Golu bhai ne saayad jaan bhuj kar apni naat adhuri chhod di thi...taki ammi kuch bole...aur unki khwahis puri ho gai....
Ammi(aankho me dekhte huye)- kya man karta hai aapka.....
Golu bhai(chera kareeb la kar)- mera man karta hai ki main inko choom lu....inko choos kar inme bhara ras pi jaau....aur jeete-ji jannat ka maza le saku.....
Ammi(tej saason ke sath)- sach....
Golu bgai(garam saans chhod kar)- ha rafat.....in gulaabi hontho ka maza kusmat walon ko hi mil pata hai....kaash meri kismat bhi acchi ho jaaye.....
Ye bol kar golu bhai chup ho gaye aur ammi ki aankho me dekhne lage....wahi ammi bhi golu bhai ki aankho me hi dekh rahi thi....
Main(man me)- ab kya hoga.....kya ammi apni had paar kar ke aage badegi....ya fir abbu, appi aur meri khatir apne aapko sambhal kar piche hat jaygi......?????
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