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Year pic or gif denese or vi acha hota like pornstar-: PROLOGUE :-
Ghane jangle ke beecho-beech bane ek saandaar ghar ke aagan me is golu bhai dhyaan ki mudra me baithe huye the....
Tabhi unke saamne ek aadmi aaya...jisne dhoti kurta pahna hua tha....aur uske baalo me joota bana hua tha.....bilkul purane rishi-muni ki tarah....
Aur us aadmi me aate hi apni hatheli me kamandal se thoda pani liya aur mantra padh kar golu ke sir par chhidak diya.....
Golu(aankhe khol kar)- pranaam guru ji.,...
Guru - tumhari prathna puri hui....ab tumhare jane ka samay aa gaya hai....
Golu(khada ho kar)- to kya ab mere paap khatm ho gaye....
Guru - paap....nhi....
Golu(chounk kar)- kya...par aapne to kaha tha ki 6 mahine agar main man se jaap karuga to mere man ko shanti milegi...aur mera tan bhi pahle se jyada accha ho jayga....
Guru(muskura kar)- haa...kaha tha....aur wo hua bhi...tum khud ko pahle se accha dekh rahe hoge.....par iska matlab ye nhi tha...ki tum paap mukt ho jaoge.....
Golu- to kya main kabhi bhi paap mukt nhi ho pauga....
Guru(muskura kar)- paap aur punya kya hai....tumhe ye samjhne me bhi pura jeevan lag jayga....kyoki koi kaam agar tumhe punya lagta hai....to wahi kaam kisi dusre vyakti ko paap bhi lag sakta hai.....isiliye paap aur punya kuch nhi hota....bas insaan ke dekhne ka apna najariya hi kisi baat ko...kisi kaam ko paap ya punya bana deti hai....
Golu- to kya maine jo habeeb aur uske dosto ke ghar me kiya...matlab uske ghar ki aourton ke sath....wo sahi tha.....
Guru(chalte huye)- saayad nhi....par tum ye bhi dekho...ki tumhe wo sab kyo karna pada....kya sirf apni khushi ke liye....
Golu- bilkul nhi.....wo sab maine un baccho ke liye kiya....unhone jo dard dekha tha.....us dard ki yahi dawa thi....meri najar me ye sahi insaaf tha...jaisa kiya...waisa hi bhara....
Guru(mud kar)- to fir itni chinta kyo....tum ek nek kaam kar rahe ho....matlab tum us kaam ko nek maante ho.....to fir bas kaam karte jao....fal wo dega.....hmm...
Golu- agar aisa tha....to aapne mujhe itne mahino tak kyo roka tha....ab to lagbhag 1 saal ho gaya....tabse main yahi aapke paas hu....mera time kharaab hua na....
Guru(muskura kar)- bilkul nhi.....balki yaha rahne se tumhare sareer aur man ka vikaas hua hai...ab tum pahle se jyada majboot ho....aur apurat ke sath bhi pahle se jyada acche rahoge...
Golu- fir bhi....1 saal me to main baki logo ke sath kuch bhi kar sakta tha na....
Guru- hmm...par niraas mat ho....tumhara kaam jaari hai....maine raju ke sath apne vishwaaspatra logo ko laga diya tha....unhone bache huye dushmano ki gherabandi kar li hai....bas ab tumhare jane ki deri hai.....
Golu(khush ho kar)- kya...aapne sab....par kiya kya....
Guru- tum waja jaoge to sab samjh jaoge....aur haa...raju ne unki baslon me meri di hui jadi-booti daal di hai....ab wo khud ki ijjat neelaam hote huye maza karege....samjh gaye na....
Golu(muskura kar)- bilkul....to main chalu....mujhe neelam se bhi milna hai...kafi time ho gaya usse mile huye....aur raju ki behan bhi to...aur ruhi bhi....
Guru(beech me)- pata tha.....par neelam se abhi nhi mil sakte....kyoki tum gaon nhi...balki sahar ja rahe ho....aur ruhi waga pahuch chuki hai....
Golu- aur raju ki behan....
Guru- wo wahi hai...jaha tum chahte the.....use aage ki padhai ke liye bhej diya gaya hai....aur saari vyavastha bhi sahi hai...
Golu- par neelam se mil leta to...
Guru- mil lena....par abhi nhi....abhi sahar jao....waha ja kar saari vyavastha dekho...habeeb ke dono doston se milo....unse mel-jol badao....baki aage kya karna hai....ye tum acchi tarah se jante ho....hai na...
Golu(muskura kar)- ji....to ab aashirwaab diniye....ki jo beeda maine uthaya hai....use acche se pura kar saku....
Guru(hath utha kar)- prabhu tumhe safalta de.....aur man ki shanti bhi pradaan kare....
Fir kuch der baad hi golu apne guru ke pair chhu kar nikal jata hai....
Par jaise hi guru ne golu ke sir par hath rakha.....to use kuch aatmgyaan hua....aur uske chehre par paresaani chha gai....
Guru(man me)- aane wala samay tumhare liye bahut kathin aur chunouti bhara hoga golu......main prathna karuga....ki jo bhi hone wala hai.....use sahan karne ki tumhe sakti mile.....ooommmmmmm......
Guru bhale hi golu ke liye chintit the....par golu ke chehre par ek alag hi khushi aur aatmvishwaas tha.....
Aakhir aaj kareeb 1 saal baad wo is sunsaan jangle se sahar me insaano ke beech ja raha tha....wo bhi apna bacha hua kaam pura karne.....
AAGE DEKHNA YE HAI......KI GOLU KIS TARAH APNE DUSHMANO KO GHER KAR SAZA DETA HAI....
AUR GURU JI KA AATMGYAAN......GOLU KO AAGE KOUN-KOUN SI AUR KAISI- KAISI CHUNOUTIYA DIKHATA HAI.......
Shikari_golu Bhai is back with super interesting start. Keep it up bro.-: PROLOGUE :-
Ghane jangle ke beecho-beech bane ek saandaar ghar ke aagan me is golu bhai dhyaan ki mudra me baithe huye the....
Tabhi unke saamne ek aadmi aaya...jisne dhoti kurta pahna hua tha....aur uske baalo me joota bana hua tha.....bilkul purane rishi-muni ki tarah....
Aur us aadmi me aate hi apni hatheli me kamandal se thoda pani liya aur mantra padh kar golu ke sir par chhidak diya.....
Golu(aankhe khol kar)- pranaam guru ji.,...
Guru - tumhari prathna puri hui....ab tumhare jane ka samay aa gaya hai....
Golu(khada ho kar)- to kya ab mere paap khatm ho gaye....
Guru - paap....nhi....
Golu(chounk kar)- kya...par aapne to kaha tha ki 6 mahine agar main man se jaap karuga to mere man ko shanti milegi...aur mera tan bhi pahle se jyada accha ho jayga....
Guru(muskura kar)- haa...kaha tha....aur wo hua bhi...tum khud ko pahle se accha dekh rahe hoge.....par iska matlab ye nhi tha...ki tum paap mukt ho jaoge.....
Golu- to kya main kabhi bhi paap mukt nhi ho pauga....
Guru(muskura kar)- paap aur punya kya hai....tumhe ye samjhne me bhi pura jeevan lag jayga....kyoki koi kaam agar tumhe punya lagta hai....to wahi kaam kisi dusre vyakti ko paap bhi lag sakta hai.....isiliye paap aur punya kuch nhi hota....bas insaan ke dekhne ka apna najariya hi kisi baat ko...kisi kaam ko paap ya punya bana deti hai....
Golu- to kya maine jo habeeb aur uske dosto ke ghar me kiya...matlab uske ghar ki aourton ke sath....wo sahi tha.....
Guru(chalte huye)- saayad nhi....par tum ye bhi dekho...ki tumhe wo sab kyo karna pada....kya sirf apni khushi ke liye....
Golu- bilkul nhi.....wo sab maine un baccho ke liye kiya....unhone jo dard dekha tha.....us dard ki yahi dawa thi....meri najar me ye sahi insaaf tha...jaisa kiya...waisa hi bhara....
Guru(mud kar)- to fir itni chinta kyo....tum ek nek kaam kar rahe ho....matlab tum us kaam ko nek maante ho.....to fir bas kaam karte jao....fal wo dega.....hmm...
Golu- agar aisa tha....to aapne mujhe itne mahino tak kyo roka tha....ab to lagbhag 1 saal ho gaya....tabse main yahi aapke paas hu....mera time kharaab hua na....
Guru(muskura kar)- bilkul nhi.....balki yaha rahne se tumhare sareer aur man ka vikaas hua hai...ab tum pahle se jyada majboot ho....aur apurat ke sath bhi pahle se jyada acche rahoge...
Golu- fir bhi....1 saal me to main baki logo ke sath kuch bhi kar sakta tha na....
Guru- hmm...par niraas mat ho....tumhara kaam jaari hai....maine raju ke sath apne vishwaaspatra logo ko laga diya tha....unhone bache huye dushmano ki gherabandi kar li hai....bas ab tumhare jane ki deri hai.....
Golu(khush ho kar)- kya...aapne sab....par kiya kya....
Guru- tum waja jaoge to sab samjh jaoge....aur haa...raju ne unki baslon me meri di hui jadi-booti daal di hai....ab wo khud ki ijjat neelaam hote huye maza karege....samjh gaye na....
Golu(muskura kar)- bilkul....to main chalu....mujhe neelam se bhi milna hai...kafi time ho gaya usse mile huye....aur raju ki behan bhi to...aur ruhi bhi....
Guru(beech me)- pata tha.....par neelam se abhi nhi mil sakte....kyoki tum gaon nhi...balki sahar ja rahe ho....aur ruhi waga pahuch chuki hai....
Golu- aur raju ki behan....
Guru- wo wahi hai...jaha tum chahte the.....use aage ki padhai ke liye bhej diya gaya hai....aur saari vyavastha bhi sahi hai...
Golu- par neelam se mil leta to...
Guru- mil lena....par abhi nhi....abhi sahar jao....waha ja kar saari vyavastha dekho...habeeb ke dono doston se milo....unse mel-jol badao....baki aage kya karna hai....ye tum acchi tarah se jante ho....hai na...
Golu(muskura kar)- ji....to ab aashirwaab diniye....ki jo beeda maine uthaya hai....use acche se pura kar saku....
Guru(hath utha kar)- prabhu tumhe safalta de.....aur man ki shanti bhi pradaan kare....
Fir kuch der baad hi golu apne guru ke pair chhu kar nikal jata hai....
Par jaise hi guru ne golu ke sir par hath rakha.....to use kuch aatmgyaan hua....aur uske chehre par paresaani chha gai....
Guru(man me)- aane wala samay tumhare liye bahut kathin aur chunouti bhara hoga golu......main prathna karuga....ki jo bhi hone wala hai.....use sahan karne ki tumhe sakti mile.....ooommmmmmm......
Guru bhale hi golu ke liye chintit the....par golu ke chehre par ek alag hi khushi aur aatmvishwaas tha.....
Aakhir aaj kareeb 1 saal baad wo is sunsaan jangle se sahar me insaano ke beech ja raha tha....wo bhi apna bacha hua kaam pura karne.....
AAGE DEKHNA YE HAI......KI GOLU KIS TARAH APNE DUSHMANO KO GHER KAR SAZA DETA HAI....
AUR GURU JI KA AATMGYAAN......GOLU KO AAGE KOUN-KOUN SI AUR KAISI- KAISI CHUNOUTIYA DIKHATA HAI.......