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Last me aapne padha.....ki ek taraf sahil batata hai ki kaise uski ammi ki chudaai ke beech me shaami ki behan aaysa ki entry hui.....jo golu bhai se chudne aai thi....
Wahi dusri taraf jab golu kadam ki biwi se baat karne jata hai...to wo ghar se kahi bhaag chuki hoti hai....jisse golu paresaan ho jata hai.....ki uske aane ki khabar kadam ki biwi ko lagi kaise.......
Ab Aage........
Jab golu ko pata chala ki uske pahuchne ke pahle hi inspector kadam ki biwi kahi bhaag gai hai.....to wo paresaan ho gaya...
Aur fir golu ne turant ACP ko call kar ke saari baat bata di...aur khud bhi apne aadmiyon ko us car ka pichha karne bhej diya....jis car se kadam ki biwi nikli thi...
Aur fir golu waha se nikal aaya....par ab uske dimaag me kai saare sawaal jaag chuke the.....
Kadam ki biwi ke paas achanak se itne paise aaye kaha se...jo usne itna aalisaan baglow khareed liya....
Kadam achanak kaha gaayab ho gaya.....kya uska gaayab hona kahi na kahi uski biwi se juda hua hai...
Kya kadam ki biwi ko pata hai...ki uska pati gaayab hai...na ki kisi secret case par kaam kar raha hai....
Usko pata kaise chala ki koi us se baat karne aa raha hai......kisne bataya use....aur kyo....
Air sabse bada sawaal....ki aakhir wo hai koun.....jo har baar golu se ek jadam aage chal raha hai....
Yahi saare sawaal apne dimaag me le kar golu seedha us makaan me pahuch gaya....jaha usne mona ko thahraya hua tha....
Par waha jate hi use gaurds ne bataya ki mona bhi 2 ghanto se kahi gai hai hai....aur ab tak nhi aai...
Golu(man me)- mona bhi kahi gai hai.....aur kadam ki biwi bhi isi beech bhaagi.....kahi mona ka kadam ki biwi se koi link to nhi.....par ye kaise ho sakta hai...moba to golu ki talaash me hai....aur kadam ki biwi golu se bhaag rahi hai....to kya ye sirf ek sanyog hai....ya isme bhi kuch....aah..koun....
Golu apni soch me hi dooba tha...ki mona bapis aa gai....aur usne jaise hi golu ke kandhe par hath rakha....waise hi golu choun utha...
Golu- ohh...tum ho....
Mona- haa....kisi aur ja intzaar tha kya....
Golu- nhi....waise tum thi kaha.....gaurd ne bataya ki 2 ghanto se gaayab ho...kuch bata kar bhi nhi gai....pata hai na ki tumhari jaan ko khatra hai.....bolo...kaha thi....
Mona- are haa....tum thoda shanti se suno....tab to bolu...
Golu- ok....chalo batao....koun sa khas kaam aa gaya tha...jo baahar jana pada......
Mona- kuch kaam hote hi hai aise...kya karu.....jana hi pada....
Golu- jane ki kya jaroorat thi....gaurd se bol deti...wo kar leta....
Mona- uske bas ki baat nhi thi....kuch kaam sirf aourat hi kar paati hai....i mean aourat jyada acchi hoti hai...
Golu- accha...tab to main jaroor janna chahuga...ki aisa kya khas kaam jar kar aai ho....
Mona- hmm...bataugi....par nahane ke baad....tab tak tum coffy pio....relax ho jao.....main bulati hu....
Ye bol kar mona bedroom me ghus gai....aur golu coffy ka bol kar fir se apne sawaalon me kho gaya.......
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SHAAMI KE GHAR ME.............
Yaha par aaysa ke aa jane se sahil ka kissa thodi der ke liye tham chuka tha....aur ab sab bas isi taak me baithe the.....ki kab aaysa baahar jaaye...aur kab sahil apna kissa suru kare......
Aur ye bataaye....ki aakhir uski ammi ka aaysa se kya lena dena....jo wo use golu bhai ke kareeb kheech laai.....
Khair.....kareeb 30-40 minute ke intzaar ke baad aaysa apne bhai ko bol kar ghar se nikal gai....aur ek baar fir se sab ek jagah baith kar sahil ka kissa sunne ko bekaraar hone lage.....
Shaami- chal bata...ki meri bahan ka teri ammi se kya lena-dena.....
Saahil- ye to mujhe bhi nhi pata.....par haa...maine ye jaroor suna tha...ki meri ammi ki aaysa se mulaqaat kisi dukaan me hui thi.......
Shaami- kaha....koun si dukaan me....
Sahil- golu bhai ke super market me...jo raju sambhalta hai.....
Shaami- hmm...to aage kya hua...meri behan golu bhai tak kaise pahuchi....
Sahil- dekh....puri baat to mujhe nhi pata....par haa....jab maine aaysa ko us raat dekha tha......to maine bhi padtaal ki thi...ki aakhir aaysa aur meri ammi eksath kaise aa sakti hai....
Shaami- to kya pata chala....
Sahil- mujhe jo pata chala....us hisaab se to wo super market hi jimmedaar hai...jaha meri ammi golu bhai se milne jati thi.....taki koi shaq na kare...
Shaami- ohh....par is beech meri behan kaha se aa gai......
Sahil- asal me usne ek din wo dekh liya tha....jo use nhi dekhna chahiye tha.....aur wo tha meri ammi ka golu bhai ke sath hona....
Shaami- to kya waha teri ammi chud rahi thi...
Sahil- ho sakta hai.....tabhi to aaysa wo sab dekh kar wahi ruk gai....aur fir meri ammi ki najar me aa gai....
Shaami- ohh...aur aaysa janti hai ki wo teri ammi hai.....
Sahil- haa....isliye meri ammi ne apne raaz ko raaz rakhne ke liye aaysa ko samjhaya.....use wajah bataai...ki kyo wo ek gair mard ke sath ye sab kar rahi hai......aur isi tarah se wo dono kareeb aa gai...
Shaami- par aaysa chudaai ke liye kyo maani....ye to abhi bhi nhi samjha...
Sahil- samjhata hu....asal me ek aourat jab kisi jawaan ladki ko chudaai ki baaten mirch-masala laga kar sunati hai na....to jawaan choot fadak jati hai....kyo hina....tum to ladki ho....samjhti hogi...
Hina- haa...sahil sahi hai....nain bhi to ek aourat ki baaton se paagal hui thi lund khane ko.....aur koi bhi ladki ho sakti hai...kyoki use pata hita hai...ki choot to hoti hai fatne ke liye.....to kyo na kisi aise mard se fatwaai jaaye....jo wakai mast maza deta hai....
Shaami- par ladki ko kaise pata ki koi khas mard use maza dega.....
Hina- wahi to wo aourat use samjati hai....asal me hota ye hai....ki jab ladki dekhti hai...ki ek aourat....jo umar me kafi badi hai...uski aoulaad bhi hai....fir bhi wo ek mard ke sath wo maza pa rahi hai...jo koi jawaan ladki paati hai....to wo sochti hai...ki jab wo mard ek adhed umar ki aourat ko...jiski choot na sirf khuli hai...balki bhosda ban chuki hai.....fir bhi maza deta hai....cheekhe nikalwa deta hai....to wo ek khilti kali ke sath kya karega.....
Siraj ali- takleef dega aur kya...isme kya maza....
Hina- is takleef me hi ek ladki ko asli maza aata hai....tum ja kar apni biwi se puch lo....wo acche se samjhaygi....ki golu bhai jab use chod kar uski cheekhe nikalwate hai na.....to use maza aata hai ki nhi....samjhe...
Siraj ali(gusse)- chup kar randi....meri biwi ke khilaaf kuch bola na...to yahi jaan le luga....
Hina- abe ja....tu kya jaan lega.....tere me dam hota to apni biwi ko chudwate nhi dekhta....wahi goli maar deta use...aur golu ko bhi.....aur sun...main golu ji ki randi hu.....teri nhi.....aur tu mujhe apni randi banana chahta hai na...to mere maalik se muqawla kar....ladki ko kya mardanigi dikha raha hai....huh...gaandu saala....
Siraj ali- main teri...
Shaami(joor se)- bas... khatm sh raho dono....aur siraj....ye tum bhi jante ho ki tumhari biwi golu ki randi hai...isliye acvha hoga ki sacchai ka saamna karo...dusro par laabat mat bgejo....warna sabse badi laanat tum par hi padegi....samjhe......
Sahil- ha dosto....ye bahas band karo....aur maze se kissa suno...
Faiz- sahi kaha.....chal sahil....aage bol...
Sahil- hmm...shaami...tu samjh gaya na ki teri behan meri ammi ke kareeb kaise aai....
Shaami- haa...par itni jyada kareebi....ye nhi samjha...
Sahil- wo main batata hu na.....tu sun....
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SAHIL KI JUWAANI............
To jaisa ki maine bataya tha....ki meri ammi ki damdaar chudaai karne ke baad golu bhai aur meri ammi aaraam farmane lage......
Aur fir jab unka aaraam pura ho gaya....to meri ammi ne kisi aur ke aane ki baat kahi....jo koi ladki thi....par abhi tak mujhe uska naam nhi pata tha......
aur meri ammi us ladki ka naam bolto....usse pahle hi mere ghar ki doorbell baji.....aur ammi maxi daal kar gate par nikal gai.....
Aur jab ammi bapis bedroom me aai....to unke sath ek ladki thi....wo ladki koi aur nhi...balki shaami ki behan aaysa thi.......
Jise meri ammi seedha bedroom me le kar aa gai thi.......jaha golu bhai pure nange lete aaraam farma rahe the....
To jaise hi aaysa ne golu bhai ko nanga dekha....waise hi usne saham kar apni najren jhuka li....jis par meri ammi has padi....
Ammi- kya hua beti.....sharma gai ya khoufzada ho gai....
Aaysa- wo golu ji....unke kapde.....
Ammi- yaha kapdo ka kya kaam.....chalo najren uthao....aur dekho to sahi...ki aaj tumhe kya maza milne wala hai....
Aaysa- wo...meri....meri himmat....
Ammi- samjh sakti hu...pahli baar hai na.......accha....tujje yaad hai...ki pahli baar tune mujhe kaise nanga dekha tha....yaad hai na...
Aaysa- hmm.....super market me.....picche wale kamre me....
Ammi- aur fir kya hua tha....
Aaysa(sharma kar)- aapko pata to hai sab....
Ammi- aise nhi....tu bata....humne waha kya kiya tha.....chalo bolo...
Aaysa- wo aapne....mere kapde bhi nikal diye the....
Ammi- matlab tujhe nanga kiya tha....
Aaysa- hmm...
Ammi- aur fir kya hua tha....
Aaysa- aapne mujhe chooma tha....
Ammi- chooma to tha....par kaha-kaha....sab batao....golu ji ko janna hai sab kuch...kyo ji...
Golu - ha aaysa....sharmana chhodo....aur sab batao.....
Aaysa- mujhe sharm aa rahi hai....
Golu- ohh...to ek kaam karte hai....us din jo bhi hua tha....wo fir se karte hai.....sanno....chalo karke batao....fir aaysa bhi wahi karegi...jo usne pahli baar kiya tha.....
Ammi- ye theek rahega...kyo aaysa....
Aaysa(sir jhukaaye)- main kya bolu...mujhe to sharm aa rahi hai....
Ammi- usi sharm ko to door karna hai....tu dekhna....jaise tu mere sath besharm ho gai na.....waise hi golu ji ke saamne ho jaygi......dekhna.....
Aur fir meri ammi ne aaysa ko apni taraf ghuma kar uski chunri nikaal di....aur fir kurti bhi nikalne lagi.....
Aaysa ko sharm aa rahi thi.....fir bhi usne apne hatho ko utha kar kurti ko nikal jane diya.....aur uske bra me kase doodh mere saamne aa gaye....
Par meri ammi ruki nhi....balki ghutno par baith kar aaysa ki salwaar ka nada kholne lagi.....
Aur mere dekhte hi dekhte meri ammi ne aaysa ka salwaar bhi uske badan se alag kar diya....
Aur ab aaysa sirf bra-panty me mere saamne khadi thi....aur main uska gora nanga badan dekh kar garam hone laga tha.....
Aaysa sach me badi gori thi....aur uske badan ki banawat bhi aisi thi...ki koi bhi use dekh kar garam ho jayga....
Aaysa bhale hi umar me chhoti thi....par uske doodh ka aakaar aur gaand ka ubhaar uski umar se jyada hi dikh raha tha....jo kisi bhi mard ko paagal kar dega....
Aur main dekh raha tha...ki golu bhai bhi aaysa ka nanga badan dekh kar fir se garam ho rahe the.....
Khair.....aaysa abhi bhi puri tarah nangi nhi hui thi....isliye meri ammi bapis apne kaam par lag gai....aur unhone aaysa ke pichhe khade ho kar uski bra khol kar alag kar di....
Aur bra alag hote hi aaysa ne sharma kar apne hatho se apne gore dhoodh chhipa liye.....
Par meri ammi to aaysa ko besharm banane par tuli thi....isliye unhone sabse pahle apni maxi nikaali....aur apna nanga badan aaysa ki peeth se chipka diya....
Aaysa- aah.....chachijaan....ye aap...
Ammi- ssshhh...kuch mat bolo....bas is mahoul ka luft uthao....
Aur ye bol kar ammi ne aaysa ke dono hatho ko alag kiya....aur uske doodho ko apne hatho me dawa kar masalne lagi...jis se aaysa ki halki-halki siskiyan footne lagi.....
Mere saamne meri ammi ek kuwaari ladki ke doodho ko masal kar garam jar rahi thi....aur wo najara dekh kar mere sath-sath golu bhai bhi garam ho rahe the....
Aur fir kuch der baad hi aaysa par bhi garmi chad gai....aur wo khud apne ek hath ko apni panty me daal kar choot sahlane lagi.....
Ammi- kuch ho raha hai na.....
Aaysa- aah.....ha chachijaan......gudgudi ho rahi hai....
Ammi- thoda ruk meri bacchi....gudgudi bhi door ho jaygi....
Aur fir meri ammi ne apna ek hath bhi aaysa ki panty me daal diya....aur aaysa ki choot 2-2 hatho se masle jane lagi....jisse aaysa garam ho gai....
Aaysa ki aankhe band thi....uski siskiyan tej ho rahi thi...aur uski saanso ke sath jo uske doodh uper-neeche ho rahe the na....uuummm...mera to lund hi jhatak gaya........
Aur fir dekhte hi dekhte aaysa itni garam ho gai...ki uski kamar hawa me lahrane lagi.....uski siskiyan mere kaano me goonj kar mere lund ka khoon badane lagi......
Aur maine dekha...ki golu ji ke lund ki nashe bhi khuch chuki thi....wo bhi ek fresh maal dekh kar kuch jyada hi garam ho chale the.......
Aur tab meri ammi aaysa ko apne sath bed ke paas le aai....aur apne sath aaysa ka sir bhi jhuka diya....jisse dono ka muh golu ji ke lund ke uper aa gaya....
Ammi- chal meri bacchi.....ab wo kar...jiske liye ek ladki jawaan hoti hai....
Ammi ki baat par aaysa kuch nhi boli....wo to bas golu ji ke lund ka aakaar dekh kar usme kho si gai thi....
Aur fir meri ammi ne apni juwaan nikali aur lund ko chaat liya.....aur fir aaysa ko isara kiya....to usne bhi apni juwaan se waise hi lund chaat liya....
Ammi- kaisa laga....
Aaysa fir se khamosh rahi...saayad wo sharma rahi thi....aur ammi ye baat acchi tarah se janti thi.....
Isliye ammi ne aaysa ko aage badne ka isara kiya....aur bapis se golu ji ka lund chaatne lagi.....
Aur ammi ki tarah aaysa bhi dusri taraf se golu ji ke lubd par juwaan firane lagi.....to is tarah golu ji ka lund 2-2 juwaano se chata jana suru ho gaya....
Meri ammi aur aaysa apni juwaan ko lund ke neeche tak firaati...aur fir uper supade tak fira kar apni juwaan aapas me mila deti thi.....
Aur is tarah se golu ji ka lund kuch hi der me puri tarah kadak ho gaya....aur tab meri ammi ne aaysa ko isara kar ke lund ka supada muh me dawa liya....aur wahi aaysa ne goto ko muh me dawaya.....
Aah....kya najara tha.....meri ammi lund ka supada choos rahi thi...aur aaysa goto ko.....jo uske liye ek naya ahsaas tha.....
Dono puri siddat se apne-apne kaam par lagi thi.....sath hi sath meri ammi ek hath se aaysa ki gaand bhi masalne lagi thi...jisse aaysa ka josh kuch jyada hi bad raha tha....
Khair....thodi der baad ammi ne lund ka supada aaysa ko soump diya....aur khud goto ko choosne lagi.....
Bechari aaysa.....uske muh me supada aise fasa tha....ki muh me hawa jaane ki saans bhi baki nhi rah gai thi...
Fir bhi aaysa puri siddat se supade ko muh me andar-bahar kar ke choos rahi thi.....
Aaysa ke liye ye sab naya tha....aur saayad uski khwahis aaj puri hui thi...isliye wo kuch jyada hi siddat se lund choosne me lagi thi....
Khair....kuch der tak supada choosne ke baad meri ammi ne aaysa ka sir dawa diya....jisse kareeb aadha lund aaysa ke muh me sama gaya.....
Aadha lund muh me jate hi aaysa ki aankhe badi ho gai....kyoki uska pura muh bhar chuka tha....
Fir bhi aaysa ruki nhi....usne lund choosna jari rakha....aur ye dekh kar meri ammi ki aankhe khushi se chamak uthi....
Wahi golu ji ab garam ho chuke the....ek kuwaari ladki ko nanga dekh kar aur usse lund chuswa kar wo jaldi hi taiyaar ho chuke the.....
Isliye unhone ammi ko isara kiya....to ammi ne aaysa ki panty pakad kar neeche kar di....jisse aaysa puri nangi ho gai...
Aur fir golu ji ne aaysa ko apne uper kheech liya...aur 69 pisition me lita kar uski choot chatne lage....jisse aaysa tadap uthi....
Aaysa- aaahhh...ammi...
Ammi- maza aaya na beti...
Aaysa- aah...bahut....ye to aapke sath se kahi jyada mazedaar hai......
Ammi- mard ki juwaan hai na....tu maza kar....aur lund choos...acche se chikna kar....chal choos....
Aur ammi ki baat maan kar aaysa ne lund ko jitna ho saka utna muh me bhar kar choosna suru kar diya.....
Aur fir 69 ki chusaai se aaysa itni garam ho gai...ki apni kamar uthane lagi.....aur meri ammi wahi baju me baithi ye sab dekhte huye apni choot masalne lagi....
Aur fir thodi der baad aaysa ke muh se lund nikla...aur wo joor se sisakte huye akadne lagi....
Uski gaand joor se jhatke kha rahi thi....par golu ji use aise jakde the...ki wo hil nhi paai....
Aur fir aise hi sisakte huye aur gaand hilate huye aaysa past pad gai...aur joor se saanse lene lagi....
Ammi- sabaash.....dekha na....mard ki juwaan ka asar....kitna maza aaya....hai na....
Aaysa- hhmm...
Ammi- abhi to suruwaat hai....aage dekhna.....chal let ja.....asli maza to ab aayga....
Aur fir golu ji ne aaysa ko chhoda.....to wo baju me let gai....aur meri ammi lund choosne me lag gai.......
Ammi- uuuuuuuuuummmmmmmm......uuuuuuummmmmmm.....uuuuuuuummmmmm....uuuummmmmmm.......
Golu- aah...bas kar saali.....choos kar hi jhadaygi kya.....
Ammi- uuuuummmmmmhhh...aah...nhi...main to bas chikna kar rahi hu...taki iski takleef kam ho....
Golu- chal ho gaya....tu tel la....aur mal de...
Ammi- ji...
Aur fir meri ammi ne jaldi se tel ki bottle uthai aur kafi saara tel aaysa ki choot par daal diya....
Aaysa- tel kyo chachijaan...
Ammi- taki maza bade....tu dekh bas.....
Aur fir meri ammi ne aaysa ki choot ko tel se acchi tarah se ragad diya...aur fir tel bhari ungliya choot ke andar bhi daal di....
Aaysa- aaahh...chachijaan....takleef ho rahi....
Ammi- bas thodi si hogi......aaiye....choot taiyaar hai....
Ammi ka kahna hi tha ki golu ji uthe aur aaysa ki taago ke beech baith gaye....aur meri ammi uth kar aaysa ke baaju me aa gai....
Aur fir golu ji ne lund ko set kar ke ek tej dhakka maara....to aaysa ki cheekh nikal gai.....uska badan tadap utha....
To meri ammi ne turant aaysa ke doodh ko masalte huye use choomna suru kar diya....
Ammi- uummmhh...bas beti....thodi takleef hogi.....bas thodi....
Aur tabhi golu ji ne dusra dhakka de mara....jisse aaysa ki cheekh pure ghar me goonj uthi...
Ab to aaysa ka aur bura haal tha....uski aankhe aanshuo se bhar chuki thi....uska badan fadfada raha tha.....
Wo lund ko baahar nikalwana chahti thi....par golu ji ne uski kamar ko jakda hua tha...to wo uper bhi na sarak paai....
Aur jab tak aaysa apni cheekh par kaabu paati....tab tak golu ji ne teesra dhakka maar diya...aur pura lund aaysa ki naajuk choot me sama gaya......
Aaysa- aaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii........aaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiii......mmmmmmmaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrruuummmmmm.......
Aaysa cheekh hi rahi thi ki meri ammi ne uske muh ko apne hontho se dawa liya....aur ek hath se barabar uske doidh sahlane lagi....
Wahi golu ji bhi aaysa ki kamar ko sahla rahe the....par aaysa ka badan abhi bhi buri tarah fadfada raha tha....
Par kareeb 3-4 minute baad aaysa ki tadap thidi kam hui....uski saanse bhi normal hone lagi....to ammi ne uske muh ko aazaad kiya....aur uske doodho ko choosne lagi...
Aur yaha golu ji ne mouka dekh kar lubd ko thoda baahar kheecha aur halke dhakke maarne lage.....
Aaysa abhi bhi har dhakke par takleef se sisak rahi thi.....par ab uski takleef pahle se kafi kam thi....uper se meri ammi use lagataar garam karne me lagi thi.....
Aur uska asar kuch hi der me dikhne laga....jab aaysa har dhakke par masti bhari siskiyan lene lagi...
Ab aaysa ko lund khane me maza aa raha tha....par takleef abhi bhi baki thi......jo meri ammi bakhoobi janti thi....
Isliye ammi ne aaysa ke nippal ko muh me dawa-dawa kar choosna suru kar diya.....aur wahi golu ji ne bhi dhakko ki raftaar bada di....jis se aaysa ki masti bhari siskiyan badne lagi.......
Aur fir kuch der baad hi aaysa ki joordaar siski nikli....aur ekbaar fir se uska badan akadne laga....jo nisani thi...ki uski choot pahli chudaai se khush ho kar pani baha rahi hai.....
Aur jaise hi aaysa jhadi...to uski takleef chootras ke sath hi nikal gai....aur wo har dhakke par maze se kamar hilane lagi.....
Aaysa ab chudaai me pura sath de rahi thi....wo apni gaand uchka kar golu ji ko joor se chodne par majboor kar rahi thi...
Isliye golu ji ne chudaai ki raftaar bada di....aur aaysa masti se sisakte huye pahli chudaai ka bharpoor maza lene lagi...
Ab kamre me chudaai ka asli mahoul jam chuka tha.....aaysa ki chudaai ki aah-aah aur thaap-thaap mere kaano me shor machane lagi thi....jisse mera jath mere lund par teji se doudne laga tha....
Aur isi mahoul me aaysa kab garam ho gai...use saayad khud bhi samjh nhi aaya hoga.....
Usne to bas joor se aah maar kar dowara se apna chootras baha diya....aur aankhe moond kar haafne lagi.....
Aur jaise hi uski aah mere kaano se takraai....mere lund ne bhi pichkari maar di....aur main bhi thak kar haafne laga....
Par golu ji ka kaam abhi baki tha.....par sath me unhe aaysa ka khyaal bhi tha....isliye unhone lund ko choit se nikaal liya...
Aur fir meri ammi ko aayasa ke uper hi kutiya bana kar uski danadan chudaai suru kar di....
Ab meri ammi ko aahen kamre me goonjne lagi thi....aur unki gaand ki thaap to aise shor kar rahi thi...jaise ki patakhe foot rahe ho....
Aur goku ji ki mardana gurrahat.....wo sun kar mera aur aaysa ka bura gaal ho raha tha....
Meri ammi ki joordaar chudaai dekh kar aaysa ka bhi bura haal tha...wo ektak golu ji ke dhakko aur meri ammi ke chehre ko dekhe ja rahi thi...
Ammi- aaaahhhh......ye hota hai maza...aaahh...tu bhi karegi....aaahhh...
Aaysa- chachijaan.....ye to kafi teji se....kaise sah leti ho...
Ammi- aahh...sab sah legi tu...aahhh...maze se....aahh....main bas....aahh..
Aur fir meri ammi kaeeb 20 minute tak chudti rahi.....aur is beech wo 2 baar jhadi.....aur main bhi fir se jhad gaya....
Aur ammi ke dobara jhadte hi golu ji ne lund baahar kheech aur aaysa ke muh ki taraf aa gaye.........
To ammi ne lund ko kuch der choosa....aur fir lubd ki puchkari aaysa aur ammi ke muh par padne lagi...
Aur meri ammi ne lundras chat kar liya...sath hi aaysa ke muh par laga lubdras chaat kar uske honth choosne lagi....
Is tarah golu ji ka lundras meri ammi aur aaysa ne mil kar chakh liya......aur dono let kar aaraam farmane lage.....
Wahi golu ji bhi bathroom jane ke baad aaraam se let gaye.....taki thoda aaraam kar ke fresh ho jaaye......kyoki unhe kuch hi der me aaysa ki gaand bhi kholni thi....
To kareeb 1 ghante aaraam karne ke baad.....
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Shaami- bas....bas....ruk ja ab...aage nat bol.....
Faiz- kya hua....behan ki chudaai sun kar gussa ho gaya....
Shaami- nhi saale....main aur nhi sah sakta.....main abhi aaya....
Aur shaami uth kar bathroom me bhaag gaya.....to sab joor se has pade....
Faiz- lagta hai kych jyada hi garan ho gaya....
Siraj- hmm....kissa hi aisa tha.....waise main bhi thoda break chahta hu....mere bhi...samjhe....
Hina- main bhi aai...
Sahil- aai kya...tu chahe to hum sab tere sath....
Hina(beech me)- sochna bhi mat....tum jaise gaanduo ke bas ki nhi hai.....mere jishm par goli ji ka haq hai....agar galti se bhi hath laga diya na....to wo tum sabki gaand tod dege....janta hai na....
Sahil- main to bas puchh raha tha....koi nhi....tu ja...
Fir hiba bhi dusre bathroom me ghus gai....aur baki bache sahil, faiz aur siraaj ali bhi baithe huye apne aapko shant karne lage.......
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EK AALISAAN GHAR ME.........
Yaha golu coffy khatm kar ke mona ke intzaar me baitha tha....jo abhi bhi bathroom me ghusi hui thi....
To golu ne socha ki kyo na bedroom me ja kar thoda aaraam hi kar liya jaaye.....isliye wo bedroim me ja pahucha.....
Golu- aur kitna time.....
Mona- bas 5 min.....bas....
Golu- ohk....pata nhi ye aouraten....ye kya hai....
Golu bed par baitha hi tha....ki usne bed ke baju me pade stool par ek diary dekhi....jisme ek pen bhi fasa hua tha......
Golu - lagta hai madam ko likhne ka souk bhi hai....dekhu to kya likha hai....
Ye soch kar golu bed par leta aur stool ki taraf muh kar ke diary padne laga.....
DIARY.......
YE DIARY MERI....YANI MANORAMA DIXIT KI PERSONAL DIARY HAI......
BINA MERI PERMISSION KE ISE HATH BHI LAGAYA....TO JAAN LE LOOGI....
Golu(man me)- tever to kafi tagde hai...jaisi saali ki body.....dekhe to jaan lene jaisa likha kya hai....
Aur fir golu kuch der tak dairy padhta raha......aur jab use bathroom ka gate khulne ki aawaaj aai....to usne dairy ko bapis rakha aur aankhe band kar ke let gaya....
Mona- ye kya....tum to sone lage....aankhe kholo....aur dekho.....ek saandaar najara tumhara intzaar kar raha hai.....
Golu(aankh khol kar)- ohh...towel me garam maal....hahaha....isme kya khaas hai....
Mona- abhi dikhati hu....
Aur mona towel khol kar aage bad aai....aur uska chikna gora badan dekh kar golu ke chehre par muskura hat aa gai....
Mona- ab kya kahna hai.....
Golu(man me)- filhaal to kuch nhi.....par jaldi hi kahuga.....jab teri asliyat saboot ke sath saamne laauga.....bas ye pata kar lu...ki ye neelu koun hai....fir to tu gai....
Mona- kya hua....bolti band....
Golu(muskura kar)- aise time par mera muh nhi...balki kuch aur hi bolta hai......
Mona(bed par aa kar)- to use bolo...ki chup na rahe......chalo main hi jah deti hu...
Ye bol kar mona ne golu ko seedha litaya aur pent ki zip khol kar lund baahar kar liya......
Mona- ye to abhi kuch jyada hi chup hai...lagta hai so raha hai....
Golu- tum kisliye ho....jagao......ab koun mara...
Tabhi golu ka phon bajne laga.....aur golu ne call pick kar liya....
Goku(call par)- kya....aisa jaise....tu kya bak raha hai.....
Mona- kya hua....
Golu- kuch nhi......tu ise sambhaal....aur tu...puri baat bata.....
Mona- hmm...ssssrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuupppppppppp.....
Yaha mona golu ka lund chatne lagi...aur waha golu apne aadmi ki puri baat sunne laga....
Golu- theek hai...tum najar rakho...par yaad rahe....na kisi se kuch kahna hai....aur na hi kisi ki najar me aana....koi naya banda laga do....wo bach kar na nikal paaye.....samjha...
Mona- sssssssrrrrruuuuuupppppp...aah...koi paresaani hai...
Golu(call cut kar ke)- nhi......tu kyo ruk gai...chalu rah....aaj to bada maza aane wala hai.....
Mona- ohh....dekhte hai....sssssssssrrrrruuuuuuuuppppp......ssssrrrruuuuuppppppp......ssssrrruuuuuppppp....
Golu(man me)- maza to bahut aayga....bas ek baar tum teeno ko aamne-saamne khada kar du....bas raat tak ki baat hai.....fir saare parde hat jayge....tera bhi....neelu ka bhi...aur us kameeni kadam ki biwi ka bhi.....
AAYSA KI CHUDAAI KA KISSA JARI RAHEGA.....JO EK NAYA NAJARA DIKHAYGA......
GOLU KO DIARY ME KYA-KYA MILA.....NEELU KOUN HAI......USKA MONA SE KYA LENA DENA.....AUR IN DONO KA GOLU SE KYA MATLAB.....???
KADAM KI BIWI KAHA MILI....WO BHAAGI KYO....KYA RAAJ HAI JO KADAM KI BIWI SE JUDA HAI.....???
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