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Ab tak aapne padha....ki golu bhai apne dushmano ka kaam tamaam karne nikal jate hai.....aur wahi neta gurbaaj golu ke khilaaf koi nai sazish rach leta hai........
Aur fir kahani 6 mahine baad suru hoti hai....jisme kuch dost hote hai....aur inme 1 shaami naam ka dost apne baki ke dosto ko ghar par bulata hai.....aur khud raju ke paas pahuch jata hai......
Aur jaise hi shami waha pahuchta hai...to use pata chalta hai ki uski ammi andar chud rahi hai....to wo dekhne ke liye aage bad jata hai.......
Ab Aage........
Shami ne jab room ke gate ko khol kar dekha....to saamne ka najara dekhte hi uska lund kadak hone laga......
Usne dekha ki uski ammi farhat bistar par jhuki hui hai.....aur golu bhai apne tagde lund se uski gaand maarne me lage huye hai.....
Golu bhai lubd satasat shami ki ammi me andar-bahar ho raha tha.....aur wo har dhakke par joor se sisak rahi thi....
Apni ammi ki sisikyan sun kar shami ka lund pura tan gaya....aur wo pent ke uper se hi lund ko masalne laga......
Aur fir apni ammi ki gaand chudaai dekhte huye shami itna garam ho gaya ki khud ka lund bahar nikaal kar mutth maarne laga....
Aur kuch hi minuton me uske lund ne pani ki pichkari maar di.....aur shami maze se aagen bharne laga.....
Par wahi gilu bhai abhi bhi pure josh me farhat ki gaand maar rahe the....aur farhat jhadne ke baad bhi apni gaand hila-hila kar tagde lund ka maza le rahi thi....
Khair...shami ko jhad kar sukoon mil gaya tha....to usne jaldi se ek kapda le kar farsh par pada apna pani saaf kiya....aur fir apni ammi ko chudwate huye chhod kar ghar se bahar nikal gaya....
Asal me shami ko apne dosto ki fikr thi....jo uske ghar pahuchne wale the....isliye shami ek baar jhadne ke baad hi waha se nikal aaya tha,.....
Khair......shaam ke waqt shami ke ghar uske dost faiz aur sahil aa gaye....aur sab baith kar baaten karne lage.......
Shami- to dosto....ab bolo....kya chal raha hai tum logo ke dimaag me.....
Sahil- bahut kuch.....samjh nhi aa raha ki kya-kya bole...aur kaha se suri kare....
Faiz - ha bhai....in kuch mahino me bahut kuch ho gaya......
Shami(man me)- mere sath bhi.....par filhaal mujhe khamosh hi rahna hai....
Sahil- kya sochne laga....
Shami- kuch nhi....tum log sharaab to pioge na....ya ab tak nhi seekhe.....
Sahil- ab to sab pi lege.....lao....
Faiz - ha bhai....shraab pi kar saayad sach bolne ki taqat aa jaaye....
Shami- bilkul aaygi.,....ruk main lata hu....sab taiyaar hi hai...
Ye bol kar shami uth kar shraab aur chakhna le aaya aur fir jaam takra kar sab shraab ka luft uthane lage....
Shami- to ab bolo....kya hai wo....jo tum logo ke chehre ko paresaan dikha raha hai...
Sahil- faiz....tu bol.....suruwaat to tujhse hi hui hai na.....
Shami- kaisi suruwat....
Sahil- tu sunega to samjh jayga...bata faiz...sab suru se bata....
Faiz(peg gatak kar)- aah....theek hai.....par koi beech me mat bolna....aur hasna bhi mat....
Sahil- nhi bhai.....waise bhi hum to ek hi kasti ke sawaar hai na.....aur shami bhai...tu bhi hasna mat....
Shami- bilkul nhi......chal faiz suru kar...
Faiz - ek peg aur ho jaaye....fir batata hu...
Shami- kyo nhi...
Aur fir sabne ek aur peg gatka....aur fir faiz ne bolna suru kar diya....
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AAGE KI KAHANI......
FAIZ KI JUWAANI.......
Dosto.....ye kahani meri ammi aur golu bhai ki hai.......unke beech bane rishte ki....ek aisa rishta....jo agar duniya ki najron me aa jaye...to meri ammi muh dikhane laayak nhi rahegi.....aur mere abba....wo to saayad apni jaan hi de de.....
Khair....ab in baaton ka koi matlab nahi...kyoki jo hona tha....wo to ho chuka....aur ab kabhi badal bhi nhi sakta....
Kyoki na ab meri ammi pichhe hategi....aur na hi main....baki rahe abba....to unka kya hoga...ye aage pata chalega....
To dosto....jaisa tum sab jante hi ho...ki mere ghar me kul mila kar 3 log hi hai......meri ammi, mere abba aur unka iklouta ladka....yani ki main.......faiz.....
Aur tum sab ye bhi jante hoge...ki mere abba ki ek camical ki factory hai......jisme faslon me lage keedo aur falo se releted dawaaiyan banti hai.......
Aur mere abba apni factory ke maamle me itne sangeen hai...ki unhe ghar aane ki bhi fursat nhi rahti.....isliye kai-kai hafte abba ghar me nhi rahte.....saayad mahine ke 7-8 din hi hoge...jab abba ghar me rukte ho.....baki to wo bas apni factory me....aur apne clients ke sath hi busy rahte hai......
Par iska matlab ye nhi ki abba humara khyaal nhi rakhte......wo humara pura khyaal rakhte hai....aur unhone hume itni acchi jindagi di hai...ki humare ghar me kisi cheej ki kami nhi....sabkuch hai humare paas...jo ek ameer ghar me hota hai....
Mere abba humare maagne se pahle hi hume sabkuch de dete hai.......bas nhi de pate to waqt.......
Aur saayad isliye main chhoti hi umar me thoda bigad gaya....matlab paiso ki kami thi hi nhi...to kuch aise kaam bhi karne laga......jo sahi nhi the....jisme ek tha shraab ka nasha....
Waise to hum log shraab ko behad galat maante hai....par aaj ke zamaane me galat hi sahi banta ja raha hai.....aur main bhi is galat cheej ka hissa ban gaya...
Halaki shraab pina meri galti thi....par shraab ke alawa saayad meri takdeer bhi galat thi.....jisne golu bhai ko humari jindagi me bhej diya....
Golu bhai ko mere abba ke ek kareebi ki biwi ne humare paas bheja tha.......kyoki golu bhai is sahar me ek naya business karna chahte the......
Asal me golu bhai ko bhejme wali khatoon ke souhar mere dadajaan ke khaas dost the.....isliye abba unko bahut maante the...
Bas unhi ki wajah se abba ne na sirf golu bhai ko humare ghar me rahne ko jagah di....balki unhe business suru karne me madad karne ka vaada bhi kiya....
Par golu bhai ne abba ko saaf bol diya...ki wo khud se kuch karna chahte hai....isliye unhe 2-3 mahine chahiye....taki wo is sahar ko samjh sake....aur usi hisaab se apna business suru kar sake....
Abba ko is par koi paresaani nhi hui....unhone to saaf bol diya....ki golu bhai jab tak chahe....humare ghar me rah sakte hai.....
Ab yaha main saaf bata du....ki humare ghar me rahne ka matlab ye nhi tha ki golu bhai humare sath hi rahte the...
Asal me humare bade se ghar me ek hissa alag se banaya gaya tha...jo kiraayedaar ke hisaab se bana hua tha.....par abba ne usme kabhi koi kiraayedaar nhi rakha....
Par ab wo hissa golu bhai ko de diya tha.....jo tha to humare hi ghar me hi...par uska gate alag tha.....halaki us hisse se humare hisse me aasaani se aa-ja sakte the....kyoki beech me gate bhi tha...par use band hi rakha hua tha.....
Khair...ghar ki baki jaankari aage bhi mil jaygi....filhaal ye samjh lo...ki golu bhai humare sath me rahne lage the.....aur yahi khas wajah thi...meri ammi aur golu bhai ke beech bane rishte ki.....
Aur haa.....main sabse pahle ye baat bhi saaf kar du.....ki meri ammi aur golu bhai ke beech bane rishte ke peeche ki wajah main hi hu....ab ye kaise hua......ye sab aage jaan jaoge.....
Tum sab ye to jante hi ho ki meri ammi ka naam aasiya hai......aur unki umar hogi kareeb 42 saal.......
Meri ammi dikhne me bhi badi gori hai....aur unka badan bhi aache se bhara hua hai.....matlab unke doodh aur gaand kabhi ubhare huye dikhte hai.....agar naap me bolu.....to meri ammi ka figure 38-34-40 hoga.....
Meri ammi ek housewife hai......aur dikhne me bilkul sareef aur nihayti ijjatdaar nikahi khatoon hi dikhti hai........
Waise to meri ammi ki umar kareeb 42 ki hai.....par wo dikhne me kafi kam umar ki dikhti hai.....kyoki wo apne badan ka acche se khyaal rakhti hai......
Aur iski wajah hai mere abba aur main bhi........aur wo aise....ki abba jyadatar ghar se baahar hi rahte hai....aur main bhi din me baahar hi ghoomta hu.........to ammi apne khali waqt ko bharne ke liye yoga aur exercise karne lagi.....
Aur isi wajah se unke badan ki furti bhi badi aur unka badan nikhar bhi gaya....aur wo apni umar se kafi chhoti lagne lagi......
Baat kare ammi ke mijjaj ki....to meri ammi kafi sharmili hai....wo jyada kisi se khul kar baat nhi karti.....baahar walo se to bahut hi kam....
Par jabse unki mulaqat golu bhai se hui hai....tabse unki sharm khatm hone lagi hai....aur ab to aalam ye hai....ki meri ammi bilkul besharm si ho gai hai.....
Aur ye sab hua golu bhai ki wajah se......matlab.....golu bhai ki chudai ne unhe besharam bana diya.......
Khair....ye sab suru tabhi hua...jab golu bhai humare ghar me rahne aaye.....aur aate hi apni personality se humare ghar ke sabhi logo ko impress kar diya....
Golu bhai dikhne me to acche hai hi....par usse bhi acche hai baaten kar ke logo ke dil me apni jagah banane me....
Golu bgai ne 1 hi hafte me mere abba-ammi aur mujhe apna dost jaisa bana liya tha.....
Main to unka khas dost hi ban chuka tha.....aur meri ammi....jo kisi gair mard ke sath baat bhi nhi karti thi....wo bhi golu bhai ke sath ek acvhe dost ki tarah baaten karne lagi thi....
Meri ammi aur golu bhai 2 hafton me itne kareeb aa chuke the....ki dono hi ek-dusre sath mazaak tak karne lage the....
Jaise ki kabhi golu bhai kichen me ja kar ammi ko piche se dara dete the....jisse ammi chounk kar girne lagti...aur golu bhai unhe sahara de dete......aur fir dono khilkhila padte....
To kabhi meri ammi golu bhai ke bedroom me ja kar unko need se jagane ke liye pani daal deti....aur fir khilkhila kar has padti....
Kahne ka matlab ye hai.....ki ammi aur golu bhai ek-dusre ke kaafi kareeb aa gaye the.....itne...ki ab ammi apni personal baaten bhi unko bata deti thi......jaise ki unki aur abba ke beech ki baaten.....abba se door rahne ka gum.....abba ke waqt na dene ki sikayat...ye sab bhi wo golu bhai ko batane lagi thi...
Aur maine kai baar dekha....ki jab ammi ye sab batate huye rone lagti thi....to golu bhai unko baaho me le kar unke sir ko apne kandhe par rakh lete the....aur pyaar se unke gaal ko sahla kar chup karate the....aur meri ammi bhi itminaan se unke kandhe ka sahara le kar apna gum door karti thi.....
Maine ye sab dekh kar hamesha yahi socha....ki golu bhai ek acche insaan hai...jo dusron ka gum door karne ki kosis to karte hai....
Dosto......gu bhai ke humare ghar aane ke pahle aur baad ka mahoul puti tarah se alag tha.....
Pahle to jab abba kai dino ke liye nikal jate the......to unke baad ghar me bas ammi aur main hi hote the.......jaha main to din bhar baahar hi rahta tha....aur meri ammi apne kaam...yoga...kasrat aur TV dekhkar time pass karti hai.....
Par golu bhai ke aane ke baad jaha mera baahar ghoomna kafi kam ho gaya tha....wahi ammi ka bhi TV dekhna lagbhag band hi ho chuka tha.....aur uski wajah the golu bhai....
Asal me golu bhai ke paas laptop tha....aur usme kai acche games the.....to main jyadatar unke bedroom me ja kar laptop hi chalata rahta tha.....
Aur usi waqt golu bhai meri ammi ke paas aa jate the....aur dono kabhi haal me.....kabhi kichen me....to kabhi ammi ke bedroom me hasi-majaak karte rahte the.....
Mujhe is sabse koi paresaani nhi the....aur na hi mujhe kuch galat laga tha.......kyoki maine kabhi apni ammi ke liye galat socha hi nhi tha....
Par is douraan mujhe kafi kuch aisa dikha tha....jo mujhe tab to kuch bhi nhi laga......par baad me bahut kuch laga....
Asal me......maine kai baar dekha...ki jab ammi aur golu bhai eksath kichen me hote the....ya fir ammi ke bedroom me....aur main hall me hua karta tha.........
To unki hasi-mazaak ki aawaaj mere kaano tak pahuchti thi....aur sath hi sath ammi ki bas karo...nhi ab nhi......jaisi aawaajen bhi aati thi....jisse mujhe lagta tha ki ammi golu bhai ko mazaak ke liye rok rahi hogi.......aur main un baaton ko zehan me nhi rakhta tha.....
Aur ek baar to aisa hua...ki main golu bhai ka laptop le kar hall me baitha tha.....aur golu bhai meri ammi ke sath kichen me the.....aur mujhe pyaas lag gai....
To jaise hi main pani pine ko kichen me dakhil hua....to maine dekha ki golu bhai ammi ke picche sate guye khade the....aur ammi ka sir golu bhai ke seene par tha...jabki golu bhai ke ka ek hath ammi ki kamar par...aur dusra unke seene ke paas tha....
Aur jaise hi maine unhe toka....to dono sambhal kar khade ho gaye....aur golu bhai ne mujhe bola....ki meri ammi fisal gai thi....to wo bas unhe sambhal rahe the....
Maine is baat ko bhi najarandaaj kar diya....kyoki mujhe meri ammi par pura yakeen tha.......
Par 2 hafton baad hi maine apni ammi me badlaab dekha....jisse meri soch badalne lagi....ya kahu ki khraab hone lagi....
Kyoki meri ammi....jo jyadatar salwar-kameez aur burkhe me rahti thi....wo ab morden kapde pahanne lagi thi....
Jaise yoga aur kasrat ke waqt wo kase huye kapde pahanne lagi......aur ghar me jeanse-top- tshirt bhi pahanne lagi...
Aur unhone mujhe bola....ki ye sab abba ko na kahe.....warna wo gussa karege.....to main bhi chup raha....kyoki mujhe aise kapdon me apni ammi kamaal lagne lagi...
Ya sach bolu....to ammi ko in hot aur kase kapdon me dekh kar mera dil bahakne laga....
Aur jab wo in kapdon me golu bhai ke sath hoti thi....tab main yahi sochta tha....ki dono sath me bade acche lagte hai...
Aur iski wajah tha mera ammi ka kasa hua badan......jo unhe jawaan dikhata tha....aur golu bhai to the hi gabru jawaan....ekdam hatte-katte.....
Aur wahi mere abba.....wo buddhe dikhne lage the.....pet baagar....aadhe safed baal.....aur badan ke charo taraf faili charbi unhe ammi ka souhar nhi...balki chachajaan dikhati thi....
Aur fir ammi ki takleef bhi main samjhta tha....kyoki maine kai gandhi kahani padhi hui thi....jisme batate the ki aourat ko souhar ka pyaar aur waqt nhi milne se aourat mayoos ho jati hai....
Aur jab maine dekha....ki golu bhai ke aane ke baad ammi ki mayoosi khatm ho gai....to maine bhi soch liya....ki ammi ki khushi ke liye main abba ko kuch bhi nhi kahuga....bas ammi khush rahe....
Par iska matlab ye nhi tha ki main ammi ko chudwana chahta tha.....main to bas unhe acche kapde pahane huye dekhna chahta tha......jisse wo khush rahti thi...aur mujhe badi acchi lagti thi...
Aur jab kabhi wo hot dress pahan kar golu bhai ke sath bahar jati thi....to bahut khush najar aati thi.....isliye maine is baare me bhi abba ko kuch nhi kaha tha....
Fif aise hi 1 mahina nikal gaya....aur is 1 mahine me meri ammi ki aur meri golu bhai se itni najdeeki bad gai thi...ki ab humare ghar ek hi the.....matlab humare hisso ko baantne wala gate 24 ghanre khula rahta tha.....jisko jab jaha jana ho....tab ja sakta tha......
Khair.....ab aate hai us din par....jaha se meri jindigi ek ajeeb mod lene wali thi.....aur mujhe ek aisa insaan banane wali thi....jo koi nhi banna chahega.....
Jaisa ki maine bataya....ki paison ki kami na hone se mujhe kuch galat aadte bhi pad chuki thi....aur wo thi.....cigrate, sharaab aur jua......
Ek din main aapne ghar se dur apne ek lafange dost ke sath ek dhaabe par shraab aur cigarette ke maze le raha tha..........
Yaha hum aksar jate the.....aur maza karte the......kyoki mujhe waha kisi ka dar nhi tha......kyoki mujhe lagta tha...ki meri pahchan ka waha koi nhi aa sakta.....
Par us din main galat sabit hua....kyoki jab main waha shraab ke peg maar raha tha.....tabhi waha ek car aa kar ruki.....jise main pahchanta tha......wo thi golu bhai ki car......aur fir agle hi second golu bhai gate khol kar khade ho gaye.....aur main sareaam pakda gaya....kyoki main daabe ke andar jaha baitha tha....waha golu bhai mujhe acche se dekh pa rahe the......
Mere hek hath me shraab ka glass tha....aur dusre me jalti hui cigrate......aur saamne khade the golu bhai.......
Us waqt to golu bhai ko dekhte hi meri gaand hi fatt gayi.......kyoki golu bhai mujhe ghoor kar dekh rahe the....aur mujhe unki najron me us waqt apni shaamat hi najar aa rahi thi....
Khair....main to is kadar dara hua tha...ki mere hath-pair bhi nhi hil rahe the....par golu bhai kuch hi der me humare najdeek aa kar khade ho gaye......
Golu bhai – faiz.....tum yaha kya kar rahe ho...haa.....
Golu bhai sab dekh kar bhi mujhse puch rahe the....to main kya bolta.....ain unke sawaal se hil gaya.......aur jaldi se maine aapne dono hath table ke neeche chupa liye.......par ab iska koi fayda nhi hone wala tha....golu bhai sab dekh bhi chuke the.....aur samjh bhi chuke the......
Golu bhai – rahne do faiz.....koi fayda nhi.....main sab dekh chuka hu.....
Main(najren jhuka kar)- maaf kar dijiye golu ji......
Golu(baith kar)- beta.....tum itni si umar main shraab aur cigarette......ye sab kyo pi rahe ho.........kya tumhare ghar wale ye baat jante hai......tumhari ammi....haa....
Main – nahi golu bhai......bilkul nhi.....ghar par kisi ko kuch nahi pata......main aapke hath jodta hu...aap kisi ko kuch nahi batana.......warna meri mout pakka......
Golu bhai- oh ho....shaant ho jao.....
Main- sach golu ji.....main to kabhi-kabhi hi ye shraab aur cigarette pita hu......hamesha nhi.....
Golu bhai – theek hai main kisi ko nahi bataunga...tum shant raho....aur ghanrana band karo.........main samjhta hu....tum young ho.......aur ye sab souk ho jate hai is umar me......maine bhi ye souk kiye the.......par maine inki aadat nhi daali.....par kabhi-kabhi shraab pi leta hu......to ghabrao mat.....
Main – sukriya golu bhai.......waise main bhi kabhi-kabhi hi peeta hu.......par aap ye bhi kisi ko batana nahi.....
Golu bhai – ha beta......main kisi ko kuch nahi khaunga.....ab mere liye peg banao.......sath me pite hai......par pahle ye cigarette feko.....ye nhi pina kabhi....samjhe....
Main(cigrate fek kar)- ji.... kabhi nhi.....kabhi nhi.....
Aur fir maine golu bhai ke liye bhi peg banaya aur hum sath me peene lage....
Golu bhai ka aisa rabaiyya dekh kar wo mujhe bahut cool lage.......aur ek acche dost ki tarah bhi.......
Khair...hum dono ne waha shraab khatm ki.....aur fir hum dono sath me baate hi ghar par aa gaye.......
Aur yahi se hamari khas dosti shuru ho gai........kyoki ab jab bhi mujhe shraab pini hoti thi....to main golu bhai ke paas ja kar unhi ke sath pi leta tha.....aur wo ammi ko bol dete the ki main unke sath hi sone wala hu.....
Is tarah main shraab pi kar unke hi bedroom me so jata tha....aur seedha subah hi apne hisse wale ghar me aata tha......
Jisse na to mujhe ammi ka khatra tha....aur na hi kisi aur ka.....kyoki sara kaam band kamre me ho jata tha......
Par ek baat jaroor thi.....jab main subah jagta tha.....to mujhe golu bhai apne sath room me nhi milte the.....aur meri ammi bhi us din der tak soti rahti thi......jis baat par maine kabhi pahle jyada dhyaan nhi diya tha.....
Khair......golu bhai ke sath shraab pine ke sath hi mujhe porn filme bhi dekhne ko milne lagi thi...jo khud golu bhai ne mujhe di thi...
Aur un saari filmo me aisa hi dikhta tha..ki ek ladka baith kar apni ammi , biwi, gf, ya behan ko dusre ladke se chudte dekh raha hai....
Aur jab maine golu bhai se sawaal kiya....to unhone bola....ki unhe kisi ladke ke saamne uski ammi ko chodne ki khwahis hai.....to wo aisi hi film dekhte hai....taki ye soche...ki ek ladka saamne baitha hai....aur wo uski ammi ko chod rahe hai....
Main- par aisa kabhi nhi hota....koun sa beta apni ammi ko chudwayga....
Golu bhai- aise ladke hote hai yaar....jo pahle bas dimaag me ye sochte hai ki unki ammi chud rahi hai.....aur fir chudwa bhi lete hai.....
Main- nhi....main nhi manta....
Golu bhai- accha....to ek kaam kar.....sirf tajurbe ke liye....ek baar khud soch...ki teri ammi mere sath hai...
Main- golu ji....
Golu bhai- are....bas soch....aisa sach me nhi ho raha.....tu bas soch.....aur fir batana.,...
Ab main us waqt shraab ke nashe me tha....to jyada na soch kar golu bhai ki baat maan li....aur sochne laga ki golu bhai meri ammi ke sath hai...
Aur fir wo hua....jo kabhi nhi hona chahiye tha......main apni soch me itna bekaabu ho gaya...ki mujhe wo sab soch kar maza aane laga....yaha tak ki mera lund kadak ho gaya.....
Is sabse main bada hairaan tha.....par karta bhi kya...meri soch bekaabu ho rahi thi...aur fir shraab ka nasha bhi haavi hone laga....to main kab sochte huye so gaya....mujhe pata hi nhi chala....
Khair....uske baad to ye meri aadat me hi sumaar ho gaya....aur main golu bhai ke bedroom me har din shraab pine jane laga...aur roj hi nashe me porn dekhte huye apni ammi ko golu bhai ke sath sochte huye geela hone laga.....
Aur kuch hi din me meri soch mujh par itni haavi ho gai...ki main bas yahi sochne laga ki kaise bhi golu bhai meri ammi ko chod dale....aur main unko dekh saku.....
Par main ye baat golu bhai ko nhi kah sakta tha...kyoki sawaal meri aur mere pariwaar ki ijjat ka tha.....
Par main ye jaroor karne laga...ki jab bhi golu bhai ammi ke sath hote the....to main unse door chala jata tha.....kyoki main chahta tha ki mere na hone par saayad meri ammi golu bhai ke saamne jyada khul jaygi....
Khair....isi tarah se waqt gujar raha tha....aur golu bhai ko humare ghar aaye huye 1 mahina ho chuka tha......
Is beech mere abba sirf 4 din hi ghar me ruke the....aur ab to 25 din ke liye sahar se baahar ja rahe the......
Jis din abba 25 din ke liye ghar se gaye....usi din ki baat hai...ki main aur golu bhai humare ghar ki chhat par tahal rahe the......
Golu bhai – are faiz.....teri ab tak koi girlfriend nahi bani......
Main – nhi golu bhai.......mujhe to ladkiyo se baat karte huye bhi dar lagta hai......
Golu bhai(has kar)– kya yaar.....abe teri umar girlfriend banane ki hi hai.....girlfriend hogi to uski chudai kar payega......warna hilata hi rahega.....hahaha.....
Main(sharma kar)– kya golu bhai......aap bhi na.....waise ek baat bataoye......aap to mujhse bhi bade ho....aur sadi bhi nhi ki.....to aap kya karte ho....mera matlab......
Golu - samjh gaya....par main hilata nhi hu....chudaai karta hu.....
Main- kya.....kiski.....
Golu- hai ek mast aourat.....kamaal hai saali.....ekdam garam maal.....
Main- sachhi.....college wali hai kya....
Golu- abe nhi...college to uska beta jayga.....wo to ek bhari hui maal hai.....
Main(hairani se)- kya....uska beta bhi hai.....matlab aap kisi nikahi khatoon ki chudai karte ho.......
Golu bhai – aur kya....ye nikahi khatoon badi garam hoti hai.....gharwalon ki najar me pardewali sareefzaadi....aur mere jaise mard ke saamne puri randi.......bada maza deti hai saali.......
Gplu bhai ki baat shayarunte hi mujhe unki maal ki jagah apni ammi najar aane lagi....jo humare liye to behad sareef thi....par unko randi ki tarah maza lene ka soch kar hi mera chhota sa lund kadak hone laga.......
Main – Golu bhai......ek baat pucchu....
Golu bhai - ha bol na.....
Main- aapki wo maal.....matlab aapki setting kiske sath hai........
Golu bhai – setting...hahaha.....batauga....kabhi baad me....theek hai.....
Main- hmm.....waise aapko kis tarah ki aourten jyada garam lagti hai.....matlab kis umar ki.....
Golu bhai- hmm.....tu bura manna.....par mujhe to teri ammi ki tarah ki aourat hi jyada pasand aati hai.....kya lagti hai teri ammi.....kya doodh hai...kya gaand hai....uummm.....
Mujhe golu bhai ke muh se apni ammi ke baare me ye sab sun kar maza aa raha tha.....par fir bhi maine thoda gussa dikhaya....
Main- golu ji.....wo meri ammi hai.....
Golu bhai- tu bura mat maan....main to bas uski tareef kar raha tha.....
Main- hmm.....
Golu bhai- waise sach bata......tune bhi to gour kiya hoga apni ammi ko.......matlab tu bhi to use dekhta hoga na......uske bade doodh......badi gaand.....haa.....
Main- hmm...par waise nhi.....
Golu bhai – abe saale.....tu to bada chupa rustum hai.......khoob maze leta hai.....haa.....aur baaten dekho.....ekdam masoom banke rahta hai.......jaise kuch bhi na janta ho......
Main – waise golu bhai......aap jise chodte ho......to kitne dino me chod pate ho....
Golu bhai – kitne din....are din me 2 baar to chodta hi hu....aur raat me 3 baar......bada maza aata hai yaar......
Main- par aap to jyadatar ghar me hi rahte hai na....aur raat me kaise....
Golu bhai- are....mouka nikaal leta hu....aur raat me tere sone ke baad uske paas ja kar saari raat pelta hu use.,...
Main – fir bhi golu bhai.......aisi aurat koun si hogi.....jo roj-roj itni baar lund lena chahe.....wo bhi aapka.....to itna tagda dikhta hai uper se...
Golu bhai(muskura kar)- are hoti hai....lo aa gai....
Main(hairani se)- kya...kaha.....
Golu bhai- are....teri ammi aa gai.....picche....
Golu bhai ki baat sunte hi maine picche sdekha....to meri ammi chhat par aai hui thi.....sookhe kapde utarne ko.......
Meri ammi ne is waqt kadi hui salwaar aur kameez pahni hui thi.....wo bhi bina duppate ke......uper se kameej ka gala bhi kafi gahra tha......
Isi wajah se ammi ke bade-bade doodho ki darrar aur unka ubhaar saaf dikh raha tha.......
Maine dekha ki golu bhai meri ammi ko hi ghoor rahe the.....aur ammi bhi unhe dekh kar muskurate huye kapde utaar rahi thi.....
Fir aise hi kuch der chalta raha....aur ammi saare kapde nikalne ke baad muskurate huye chali gai.....