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#UPDATE 67 (VIJAY SPECIAL)
main:- jaa prince sab ke liye kuchh le aa.
Sunanda:- Main bhi chalti hun.
Chandani:- Achha dosto mujhe kuchh kahna hai to suno....
Ab Aage....................
" Ohhh God pata nahi mujhe ye surprise dene ka idea kis ghadi me aaya tha main to aise chalte chalte hi maar jaugi, upar se iss raste me koi gaadi bhi nahi jaa raha hai"
" haaassshhhh or ye mera bag bhi jane kitna bhari ho gaya hai, or le lo sabke liye gifts, are agar aana hi tha to ghar pe bta deti to gaadi to aa hi jata naa, magar nahi abko surprise dogi to karo coolie giri.
Ye ek ladki thi jo Bhari dopahari kareeb 3-4 baje ke time ek bada shuitcase ghasit-te hue kachhi sadak par chal rahi thi, or uske muh se ye sab baate phoolon ki tarah jhad rahe the.
" Ahhhhhhhh maaa ohh god mera pair, ahhh ab ye bhi hona tha, ek to waise hi nahi chala jaa raha tha upar se ab chot bhi lag gai.
ye ladki modarn kapde me kayamat lag rahi thi, usne ek jeans or sleevless tees pahni thi, waise to door door tak iss raste par koi nahi tha, lekin kabhi kabhi koi bike wala guzarta to wo uss ladki ko ghurte jata.
"Gurta kya hai be ankhe fod dungi chal bhag, ek to madad nahi kar sakte ankhe sek raha hai"
Uss ladki ne ek bike par sawar do logo ko kaha jo waha se guzar rahe the or usko dekh kar pal bhar ko ruk gaye the, uski baat sun wo sab wahan se aise bhage jaise bhoot dekha ho.
" Kya yaar yaha to koi madad bhi nahi karta, bahut badi galti ho gai aise aa kar, baba ko bola hota to koi naa koi gadi bhej dete, aise main kab tak gheesat-ti chalungi"
" Abe wo dekh koun si fuljhadi jaa rahi hai"
A2:- Han yaar kouno shakri lag rahi hai, lekin ye idhar kya kar rahi hai.
A1:- Chal pata karte hai kahan jayegi hum hi chhod denge, or maze bhi le lenge.
A2:- Abe pata nahi kahan or kiske ghar jaa rahi hai kisi ko pata chala naa to bahut mushkil ho jayegi soch le.
A1:- Abe chal naa sochna kya hai, dekh door talak koi dikh raha hai kya tujhe chal chal.
Ye do loh baki ko ek ped ke niche laga ke baithe the ki inko wo ladki dikhi jo apni bag ko ghisat-te hue jaa rahi thi, or usko akela dekh kar inki tharak jaag gai or pahunch gaye uske paas.
A1:- Ohhho madam kahan jaa rahi ho, kaho to hum kuchh wajan kam kar de.
Ladki unko dekh ke chaunk gai, lekin phir bhi himmat karke usne kaha.
Ladki:- Han kyo nahi bhaiya agar aap meri help karna hi chahte hain to mera bag le lijiye.
A2:-Han kyo nahi lekin bhaiya ki jagah saiyan bologi to hum tumko bhi utha lenge hahahahaha.......... dono hasne lage.
Ladki:- Achha to tumko saiyan banna hai, meri saindal dekhi hai, maar maar ke gobar ke kane jaisi shakal bana dungi, chal nikal yaha se.
A1:- Are bhai ye saali to kuchh jyada hi bol rahi hai pakad pakad shali ko, abhi btate hain hum kya karege.
Abhi wo log baki se utar hi rahe the ki tabhi unko ek gadi dikhi idhar aate hue or usme anounsment ho raha tha.
A1:- Abe saala ye kahan se aa gaya, chal bhaga gadi nahi to bahut mar padegi bhag jaldi, tujhe to baad me dekh lenge hum.
or wo sab wahan se bhag gaye, wo ladki to chakit si unko jate dekh rahi thi ki inko kya hua hai, to kabhi uss gadi ko dekhti jo kuchh doori par aa rahi thi or usme kuchh bola jaa raha tha recorded awaaz me.
Wo ladki phir aage badhne lagi, thodi der me wo gadi bhi usko cross kar aage badhi, tabhi ladki ne pichhe se zor se chillai.
Ladki:- Dekh sakte ho ek ladki ki madad nahi kar sakte, bloody hell.
Jaise hi ye baat ladki ne boli wo gaadi achanak se rook gai, ye dekh kar ladki bhi ruk gai or sochne lagi ki ye kya kiya, ab naii musibat naa aajaye, wo gaadi ab pichhe aane lagi.
Gaadi aa kar uss ladki ke samne me ruki or usme se koi nikal ke samne aaya, are ye kya ye to apne ins. Vijay tiwari hain.
Vijay nee jaise hi uss ladki ko dekha to bhai aisa laga ki sab kuchh tham gaya ho, naa to vijay ke muh se kuchh nikal raha tha na palke jhapak rahi thi.
Vijay:- (Man me) haaye kya roop hai, or gusse se tamtamata chehra or uspar ye paseene ki bundein, kya baat hai vijay ye to bas tere sang hi jachti hai, isko dhundha gali gali wo mujhe yaha khet me mili.
Ladki:- ooo Mr. kya dekh rahe ho kabhi koi ladki nahi dekhi kya, aankhe fod dungi tumhare, chal bhag yaha se.
Vijay:-(man me) Haaye ye to tikkhi mirchi hai, kya phool jhad rahe iske labon se , bhai vijay yahi teri gharwali banne ke layak hai, aaj tak jiski tujhe talash thi yahi hai wo han.
Vijay Apni soch me gum tha ki wo ladki wahan se chal padi, tab jaa ke usko hosh aaya,
vijay:- are madam suniye to , kahan jaa rahi hain aap aaiye main aapko chhod deta hun, kahan jana hai aapko?
Ladki:- Nahi Chahiye mujhe tumhari madad, tum jaise logo ko main achhe se janti hun, akeli ladki dekhi nahi ki aa gaye chance marne.
vijay:- Suniye madam shayad aap mujhe galat samajh rai hain, main bas aapki help le liye kah raha hun, dont mine but aapne hi mujhe awaaz de kar roka tha, main to apne rashte hi jaa raha tha.
Ladki:-(man me) Waise baat to thik hi kah raha hai, kab tak aise ghisat-te chalungi, isse achha iske gadi se hi chali jati hun.
Vijay:- Madam Jaldi kijiye idhar me sham ko akele jyada koi bahar nahi nikalta, idhar ke halat thik nahi hai aaye jaldi.
Bina kuchh bole ladki pichhe wali seat par jaa kar baith gai, or vijay aage baitha tha.
Ladki:- ab kya hua chalo khade kya ho?
Vijay:- madam main aapka driver nahi hun aage aa kar baithiye to main chalta hun.
Ladki:- What?? main kyo baithu tumhare sang, maine hepl mangi hai, friendship nahi ki hai, chup chap gadi chalao.
Vijay:- haye to kar lijiye naa friendship mujhe koi itraaz nahi hai.
Ladki:- kyaa, dekho tumko le kar chalna hai to chalo nahi to main utar rahi hun.
Vijay:- (Man me) Vijay beta jaldbazi maat kar kahi ladki hath se naa nikal jaye chup chap chal........... thik hai lekin aage aa kar baitho plssssssss.
Ladki tang aa kar aage baith jati hai or vijay apni gaadi aage badha deta hai.
Vijay:- Waise aapka naam kya hai madam?
Ladki:- Apna kaam karo, naam jaanne ki jarurat nahi hai tumko?
Vijay:- Are mera matlb hai aap iss time akele aise kahan se aa rahi hain or jana kahan hai ye to bta dijiye?
Ladki:- aage chalo khud main bta dungi.
Vijay:- kamal hai kum se kum naam hi bata dijiye, main bhi to janu ki meri gaadi me baithne wali pahli ladki ka naam kya hai?
Wo ladki vijay ko kha jane wali nazron se ghoor kar dekhti hai to vijay idhar udhar dekhne lagta hai or siti bajane lagta hai hahahahha.
Ladki:- bas bas basssssssssssss ......
Vijay:- Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa kya ho gaya madam aise kyo chilla rahi ho?
Vijay ke chillane par wo ladki chup ho jati hai or usko dekhne lagti hai, puchhne par kahti hai.
Ladki:- yahi rok do bas main aage chali jaungi.
Vijay:- Are iss gaon me kiske yaha jana hai btaiye main hi chhod deta hun aapko, kahan ye bag inta bhari le kar jayegi.
ladki:- Main khoob samajhti hun tum jaison ko, tum mera ghar dekhna chahte ho, mujhe yahi utar do main chali jaungi thanks help ke liye.
Vijay:- thik hai main nahi aaunga aapke ghar but ab yaha tak aa gaye hain to ghar tak hi chhod deta hun aaiye.
Phir wo ladki wapas baith jati hai, vijay gadi gaon me le aata hai or galiyo se nikalta hai.
Ladki:- bas yahi rok do or han yaha tak chhodne se liye dhanyawad shukriya thank you.
Vijay:-( Kho gaya usme) Kya mushkan hai iski lekin y yaha, iss ghar me to kabhi dekha hi nahi isko, koun hai ye, juban iska mirchi hai or mushkan iski shahad hayeeeeee vijay tu to gaya beta.
Ladki:- aye mister kahan kho gaye ho ab jao yaha se chhod diya naa.
Vijay:- kamal hai yaar kum se kum ek cup chai ka hi pichh leti, magar koi baat nahi, chalta hun main.
nandani/Vaibhavi:- didiiiiiiiiii ........ aap kab aai didi.
Ladki:- Gudiya kaise ho tum log main to bas abhi hi aai.
Vaibhavi:- Bhaiya aap, aap gaadi ke andar kya kar rahe ho andar nahi aayege kya?
Vijay:- Are chhoti wo main.............
Nandani:- Baba baba Didi aai hai, or bahar vijay bhaiya bhi hain.
Nandani chillate hue dalan me chali gai baba ko bulane, or wo ladki mujhe ghoor kar dekh rahi thi.
Ladki:- ye koun hai jise sab jante hai, pahle to kabhi nahi dekha isko pata nahi koun hai.
Han dosto ye radha ji ka hi ghar hai jahan wo ladki aai hai, or ye nandani or vaibhavi ko to jante hi honge aap, nandani ki awaaz sun kar maiya baba bade papa sab bahar aa gaye.
Radha ji:- are vidya bati tu kab aai or kisi ko bhi bataya nahi, beta aise akele aana nahi chahiye tha tumko?
Ladki/vidya:- Baba main thik hun main to bas aapko surprise karna chahti thi, isliye kisi ko bataya nahi.
Radha ji:- khush raho mera ashirwad hai tumko sada khush raho, are vijay beta idhar kaise aana hua, aao andar aao aise gadi me kyo baithe ho,
Vijay:- Pranam baba, wo bas round par tha to raste me inko apne bag ke sath ladte hue dekha to madad kar diya or inko yaha le aaya, bas ab chalta hun kuchh kaam hai.
Maiya:- Are beta aise kaise jaoge aao andar, hamari beti ko lekar aaye ho or aise bahar se jaa rahe ho?
Vijay:- nahi maa ji wo thoda kaam hai main abhi chalta hun baad me aaunga, abhi kisi ne kuchh kaha tha to main bhi wada kar diya hai.
Vijay ki baat sun kar wo ladki sakpaka gai, lekin baki sab ko kuchh bhi samajh nahi aaya ki kya bol raha hai vijay.
Vijay:- Achha ptranam main chalta hun............ ab to naam bta do. ( dheere se uske paas jaa ke vijay ne kaha)
Ladki:- Vidya...........
Aaj ke liye itna hi.
Thank you.
main:- jaa prince sab ke liye kuchh le aa.
Sunanda:- Main bhi chalti hun.
Chandani:- Achha dosto mujhe kuchh kahna hai to suno....
Ab Aage....................
" Ohhh God pata nahi mujhe ye surprise dene ka idea kis ghadi me aaya tha main to aise chalte chalte hi maar jaugi, upar se iss raste me koi gaadi bhi nahi jaa raha hai"
" haaassshhhh or ye mera bag bhi jane kitna bhari ho gaya hai, or le lo sabke liye gifts, are agar aana hi tha to ghar pe bta deti to gaadi to aa hi jata naa, magar nahi abko surprise dogi to karo coolie giri.
Ye ek ladki thi jo Bhari dopahari kareeb 3-4 baje ke time ek bada shuitcase ghasit-te hue kachhi sadak par chal rahi thi, or uske muh se ye sab baate phoolon ki tarah jhad rahe the.
" Ahhhhhhhh maaa ohh god mera pair, ahhh ab ye bhi hona tha, ek to waise hi nahi chala jaa raha tha upar se ab chot bhi lag gai.
ye ladki modarn kapde me kayamat lag rahi thi, usne ek jeans or sleevless tees pahni thi, waise to door door tak iss raste par koi nahi tha, lekin kabhi kabhi koi bike wala guzarta to wo uss ladki ko ghurte jata.
"Gurta kya hai be ankhe fod dungi chal bhag, ek to madad nahi kar sakte ankhe sek raha hai"
Uss ladki ne ek bike par sawar do logo ko kaha jo waha se guzar rahe the or usko dekh kar pal bhar ko ruk gaye the, uski baat sun wo sab wahan se aise bhage jaise bhoot dekha ho.
" Kya yaar yaha to koi madad bhi nahi karta, bahut badi galti ho gai aise aa kar, baba ko bola hota to koi naa koi gadi bhej dete, aise main kab tak gheesat-ti chalungi"
" Abe wo dekh koun si fuljhadi jaa rahi hai"
A2:- Han yaar kouno shakri lag rahi hai, lekin ye idhar kya kar rahi hai.
A1:- Chal pata karte hai kahan jayegi hum hi chhod denge, or maze bhi le lenge.
A2:- Abe pata nahi kahan or kiske ghar jaa rahi hai kisi ko pata chala naa to bahut mushkil ho jayegi soch le.
A1:- Abe chal naa sochna kya hai, dekh door talak koi dikh raha hai kya tujhe chal chal.
Ye do loh baki ko ek ped ke niche laga ke baithe the ki inko wo ladki dikhi jo apni bag ko ghisat-te hue jaa rahi thi, or usko akela dekh kar inki tharak jaag gai or pahunch gaye uske paas.
A1:- Ohhho madam kahan jaa rahi ho, kaho to hum kuchh wajan kam kar de.
Ladki unko dekh ke chaunk gai, lekin phir bhi himmat karke usne kaha.
Ladki:- Han kyo nahi bhaiya agar aap meri help karna hi chahte hain to mera bag le lijiye.
A2:-Han kyo nahi lekin bhaiya ki jagah saiyan bologi to hum tumko bhi utha lenge hahahahaha.......... dono hasne lage.
Ladki:- Achha to tumko saiyan banna hai, meri saindal dekhi hai, maar maar ke gobar ke kane jaisi shakal bana dungi, chal nikal yaha se.
A1:- Are bhai ye saali to kuchh jyada hi bol rahi hai pakad pakad shali ko, abhi btate hain hum kya karege.
Abhi wo log baki se utar hi rahe the ki tabhi unko ek gadi dikhi idhar aate hue or usme anounsment ho raha tha.
A1:- Abe saala ye kahan se aa gaya, chal bhaga gadi nahi to bahut mar padegi bhag jaldi, tujhe to baad me dekh lenge hum.
or wo sab wahan se bhag gaye, wo ladki to chakit si unko jate dekh rahi thi ki inko kya hua hai, to kabhi uss gadi ko dekhti jo kuchh doori par aa rahi thi or usme kuchh bola jaa raha tha recorded awaaz me.
Wo ladki phir aage badhne lagi, thodi der me wo gadi bhi usko cross kar aage badhi, tabhi ladki ne pichhe se zor se chillai.
Ladki:- Dekh sakte ho ek ladki ki madad nahi kar sakte, bloody hell.
Jaise hi ye baat ladki ne boli wo gaadi achanak se rook gai, ye dekh kar ladki bhi ruk gai or sochne lagi ki ye kya kiya, ab naii musibat naa aajaye, wo gaadi ab pichhe aane lagi.
Gaadi aa kar uss ladki ke samne me ruki or usme se koi nikal ke samne aaya, are ye kya ye to apne ins. Vijay tiwari hain.
Vijay nee jaise hi uss ladki ko dekha to bhai aisa laga ki sab kuchh tham gaya ho, naa to vijay ke muh se kuchh nikal raha tha na palke jhapak rahi thi.
Vijay:- (Man me) haaye kya roop hai, or gusse se tamtamata chehra or uspar ye paseene ki bundein, kya baat hai vijay ye to bas tere sang hi jachti hai, isko dhundha gali gali wo mujhe yaha khet me mili.
Ladki:- ooo Mr. kya dekh rahe ho kabhi koi ladki nahi dekhi kya, aankhe fod dungi tumhare, chal bhag yaha se.
Vijay:-(man me) Haaye ye to tikkhi mirchi hai, kya phool jhad rahe iske labon se , bhai vijay yahi teri gharwali banne ke layak hai, aaj tak jiski tujhe talash thi yahi hai wo han.
Vijay Apni soch me gum tha ki wo ladki wahan se chal padi, tab jaa ke usko hosh aaya,
vijay:- are madam suniye to , kahan jaa rahi hain aap aaiye main aapko chhod deta hun, kahan jana hai aapko?
Ladki:- Nahi Chahiye mujhe tumhari madad, tum jaise logo ko main achhe se janti hun, akeli ladki dekhi nahi ki aa gaye chance marne.
vijay:- Suniye madam shayad aap mujhe galat samajh rai hain, main bas aapki help le liye kah raha hun, dont mine but aapne hi mujhe awaaz de kar roka tha, main to apne rashte hi jaa raha tha.
Ladki:-(man me) Waise baat to thik hi kah raha hai, kab tak aise ghisat-te chalungi, isse achha iske gadi se hi chali jati hun.
Vijay:- Madam Jaldi kijiye idhar me sham ko akele jyada koi bahar nahi nikalta, idhar ke halat thik nahi hai aaye jaldi.
Bina kuchh bole ladki pichhe wali seat par jaa kar baith gai, or vijay aage baitha tha.
Ladki:- ab kya hua chalo khade kya ho?
Vijay:- madam main aapka driver nahi hun aage aa kar baithiye to main chalta hun.
Ladki:- What?? main kyo baithu tumhare sang, maine hepl mangi hai, friendship nahi ki hai, chup chap gadi chalao.
Vijay:- haye to kar lijiye naa friendship mujhe koi itraaz nahi hai.
Ladki:- kyaa, dekho tumko le kar chalna hai to chalo nahi to main utar rahi hun.
Vijay:- (Man me) Vijay beta jaldbazi maat kar kahi ladki hath se naa nikal jaye chup chap chal........... thik hai lekin aage aa kar baitho plssssssss.
Ladki tang aa kar aage baith jati hai or vijay apni gaadi aage badha deta hai.
Vijay:- Waise aapka naam kya hai madam?
Ladki:- Apna kaam karo, naam jaanne ki jarurat nahi hai tumko?
Vijay:- Are mera matlb hai aap iss time akele aise kahan se aa rahi hain or jana kahan hai ye to bta dijiye?
Ladki:- aage chalo khud main bta dungi.
Vijay:- kamal hai kum se kum naam hi bata dijiye, main bhi to janu ki meri gaadi me baithne wali pahli ladki ka naam kya hai?
Wo ladki vijay ko kha jane wali nazron se ghoor kar dekhti hai to vijay idhar udhar dekhne lagta hai or siti bajane lagta hai hahahahha.
Ladki:- bas bas basssssssssssss ......
Vijay:- Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa kya ho gaya madam aise kyo chilla rahi ho?
Vijay ke chillane par wo ladki chup ho jati hai or usko dekhne lagti hai, puchhne par kahti hai.
Ladki:- yahi rok do bas main aage chali jaungi.
Vijay:- Are iss gaon me kiske yaha jana hai btaiye main hi chhod deta hun aapko, kahan ye bag inta bhari le kar jayegi.
ladki:- Main khoob samajhti hun tum jaison ko, tum mera ghar dekhna chahte ho, mujhe yahi utar do main chali jaungi thanks help ke liye.
Vijay:- thik hai main nahi aaunga aapke ghar but ab yaha tak aa gaye hain to ghar tak hi chhod deta hun aaiye.
Phir wo ladki wapas baith jati hai, vijay gadi gaon me le aata hai or galiyo se nikalta hai.
Ladki:- bas yahi rok do or han yaha tak chhodne se liye dhanyawad shukriya thank you.
Vijay:-( Kho gaya usme) Kya mushkan hai iski lekin y yaha, iss ghar me to kabhi dekha hi nahi isko, koun hai ye, juban iska mirchi hai or mushkan iski shahad hayeeeeee vijay tu to gaya beta.
Ladki:- aye mister kahan kho gaye ho ab jao yaha se chhod diya naa.
Vijay:- kamal hai yaar kum se kum ek cup chai ka hi pichh leti, magar koi baat nahi, chalta hun main.
nandani/Vaibhavi:- didiiiiiiiiii ........ aap kab aai didi.
Ladki:- Gudiya kaise ho tum log main to bas abhi hi aai.
Vaibhavi:- Bhaiya aap, aap gaadi ke andar kya kar rahe ho andar nahi aayege kya?
Vijay:- Are chhoti wo main.............
Nandani:- Baba baba Didi aai hai, or bahar vijay bhaiya bhi hain.
Nandani chillate hue dalan me chali gai baba ko bulane, or wo ladki mujhe ghoor kar dekh rahi thi.
Ladki:- ye koun hai jise sab jante hai, pahle to kabhi nahi dekha isko pata nahi koun hai.
Han dosto ye radha ji ka hi ghar hai jahan wo ladki aai hai, or ye nandani or vaibhavi ko to jante hi honge aap, nandani ki awaaz sun kar maiya baba bade papa sab bahar aa gaye.
Radha ji:- are vidya bati tu kab aai or kisi ko bhi bataya nahi, beta aise akele aana nahi chahiye tha tumko?
Ladki/vidya:- Baba main thik hun main to bas aapko surprise karna chahti thi, isliye kisi ko bataya nahi.
Radha ji:- khush raho mera ashirwad hai tumko sada khush raho, are vijay beta idhar kaise aana hua, aao andar aao aise gadi me kyo baithe ho,
Vijay:- Pranam baba, wo bas round par tha to raste me inko apne bag ke sath ladte hue dekha to madad kar diya or inko yaha le aaya, bas ab chalta hun kuchh kaam hai.
Maiya:- Are beta aise kaise jaoge aao andar, hamari beti ko lekar aaye ho or aise bahar se jaa rahe ho?
Vijay:- nahi maa ji wo thoda kaam hai main abhi chalta hun baad me aaunga, abhi kisi ne kuchh kaha tha to main bhi wada kar diya hai.
Vijay ki baat sun kar wo ladki sakpaka gai, lekin baki sab ko kuchh bhi samajh nahi aaya ki kya bol raha hai vijay.
Vijay:- Achha ptranam main chalta hun............ ab to naam bta do. ( dheere se uske paas jaa ke vijay ne kaha)
Ladki:- Vidya...........
Aaj ke liye itna hi.
Thank you.
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