Update 5
Agli Subah Bablu apni roz ki dincharya aur maa ke sath muth kriya khatam kr naha dho ke khana kha ke school ke liye ready ho jata hai, jab wo jane wala hota hai to uski maa use rok uske pass jake ek lip kiss deti hui bolti hai.
"Dhyan se jana, koi ladai mat krna aur time se ghar aana."
Bablu "Thik hai maa."
Bablu school ke liye ghar se nikal jata hai. Bablu 17 saal ka ladka hai, jiski hight 6.2 hai aur shrir kisi body builder jaisa, jiski wajah se yeh apni umer se bda lagta hai. Jism iska jitna khatrnaak dikhta hai chehre se utna hi mausum aur bhola lagta hai. Iska dil bhi iski maa ki wajah se bahut narm hai. Lekin iska ek dusra roop bhi hai jo bahut bda tharki aur ek number ka harami hai, jiske bare me koi nahi janta siway do logo ke, ek uski maa jisne khud Bablu ko aisa banaya hai. Yeh apne masum chahre ko aur masum bnane ke liye humesha chashma pehnta hai, jis se dekhne walo ko lagta yeh ladka kitna masum aur padaku hai aur jyada padne ki wajah se bechare ki ankhen kamzor ho gai. Yeh baat sach hai ki Bablu padai me humesha awal hi aata, lekin chashma usne sirf khud ko shreef dikhane ke liye hi pehnta hai. Aur isi mahine ke akhir me yani ki 31 Jan ko Bablu 18 ka ho jayega.
Isi gaon me ek ladki rehti hai jiska naam Simi hai, wo Bablu ki hi class me hai aur same age ki hai aur wo bhi 14 Feb ko 18 ki ho jayegi. Simi ke mata pita ki bus accident me death ho chuki hai aur ab uske apno me uski dadi hi hai jo jyadatar bimar hi rehti hai. Simi apni dadi se bahut pyar karti hai isliye hr samay unki seva me lagi rehti hai. Masum sa chehra, waqt ki maar aur ghar ke kaam se bhra hua uska jism aur humesha salwar suit me rehna, jis se puri punjabi mutiyar dikhti hai. Yeh Bablu ko pyar karti hai aur use bol bhi chuki hai, but Bablu is se humesha dur rehne ki koshish karta hai. Lekin yeh uske pass rehne ke liye kai baar uske ghar chali jati hai, jis se yeh Bablu ki maa se bahut ghul gai hai. aur khas baat yeh baj ut nautankibaaz aur khatarnaak bhi hai aur gussa to jaise iski naak pr humesha rehta hai.
Bablu pure gaon me saand ke naam se famous tha, uska jism hi jo aisa tha, gaon ki hr ladki ho ya aurat use dekh sochti rehti mard ho to Bablu jaisa aur use aate jate aksar gaon ki aurtein, bhabhiyan aur ladkiyan cheda karti. But Bablu sabke samne shareef bna chup chap nikal jata tha aur ander hi ander wo sabki phadne ka plan bhi bnata rehta. Uski maa Bablu ki rag rag se waqif thi, lekin usne apni kasam di thi ki jab tk main na kahun tu kisi aurat ya ladki se sambandh nahi bnayega. Is liye Bablu jyadataar chup hi rehta tha.
Bablu jab school pahuncha to usne dekha Simi humesha ki tarah gate pr khadi uska intzar kr rahi hai, but wo bhi Simi ko humesha ki tarah ignore krta ander jane lga to.
Simi Bablu ke pass aake "Kaise ho Bablu?"
Bablu aage chalta hua "Acha hu, tu suna."
Simi "Main bhi achi hu. Tune exams ki taiyari kr li?"
Bablu "Haan aur tune?"
Simi "Bas kr rahi hu. Aur bta Aunty kaisi hai?"
Bablu "Maa bhi achi hai."
Simi "Acha sun tune abhi tak mujhe jawaab nahi diya mere sawaal ka."
Bablu ignore krte hue "Kaun sa sawaal?"
Simi uchal kr ek dum uske samne aa gai aur apne dono hath kamar pr rakh kr boli.
Simi "Dekh Bablu 2 saal se main tere se puch rahi hu, lekin tu hr baar taal jata hai to main bardasht kr leti hu, lekin yeh jo tu nadaan banne ki koshish me jhut bolta hai to mujhe bilkul acha nahi lagta ki mera hone wala dulha mujhse jhut bol raha hai."
Bablu use ghur kr "Tune kaise maan liya ki main hi tera dulha banunga, mujhe koi interest nahi hai tujhme aur teri bakwas me. Ab hat samne se main class ke liye let ho jaunga."
Simi ek dum se gusse me Bablu ka coller pakad kr use jalti ankhon se dekhti hai.
Simi "Mujhe nahi pata tere dimag me kya chal raha hai, pr main itna janti hu jo tu hai wo dikhata nahi hai aur jo tu dikhta hai wo tu hai nahi. Ab fatafat bol jo dil me hai."
Bablu "Acha tujhe bda pta hai mere bare me aur mere dil me jo bhi ho tu to bilkul nahi hai aur mera coller chor sab dekh rahe hai."
Simi apne charon aur dekhti hai ki students unhe gher dekh rahe hai. Jis se Simi ko aur gussa aa gya to wo Bablu ka coller chor piche ja ke ek ladke ko bheed se khich kr samne krti hui use do thapad maar deti hai.
Simi "Ab bhi kisi ko yahan pr khade hoke tamasha dekhna hai to bta do usko pakad kr dikhati hu ache se tamasha."
Jise simi ne thapad mare the wo rone lga aur darke mare bhag gya. Baki ke students bhi Simi ki dhamki se bhag khade hue. Simi jab Bablu ki taraf mudi to dekha Bablu bhi ja chuka tha.
Simi apne baal jhatkati hui "Jayega kahan mere dulhe raja, class me dekhti hu tujhe."
Simi jab class me pahunchi to abhi teacher nahi aaye the aur class me sab students bethe hue the. Bablu piche ki seat pr ek ladke ke sath betha hua tha to Simi uske pass jake Bablu ke bagal me bethe ladke ko ghurne lagi to ladka apna bag leke khud uth kr dusri seat pr beth gya aur Simi Bablu ki bagal me beth gai. Tabhi ek male teacher aate hain to sab students unhe uth kr wish krte hue beth jate hai. Jab teacher pda rahe the tab Simi apna muh bablu ke pass karti hui dheere se boli.
Simi "Kya bola tha tu ki main tujhe itne ache kaise janne lgi, to sun jab se maine hosh sambhala hai sirf tujhe hi dekha krti thi, teri hr baat hr expression dhyan se dekhti thi aur jis kaam me humara pura dhyan aur pura samay lagta hai us kaam me hum expert ho jate hai. Is liye main tujhe achi tarah se jaan gai hu aur usi din se maine tujhe apna dulha maan liya tha, ab tu jo marzi bol meri shadi tujhse hi hogi aur meri yeh baat humesha yaad rakhna. main...aauuchh"
Simi bol hi rahi thi ki teacher ne dono ko dekh liya aur ek chok (jis se black board pr likhte hai) Simi ki taraf fenka aur ek Bablu ke taraf jo sidha un dono ke sr pr lga. Bablu aur Simi ek dum se samne dekhte hai to teacher unhe hi ghur raha tha.
Teacher "Khade ho jao dono, kya khusar phusar lga rakhi hai dono ne?"
Simi "Sir apke janne layak nahi hai humari khusur phusur."
Teacher "Acha jara main bhi to sunu aisa kya batein kr rahe the dono jo mere janne layak nahi hai?"
Simi ek dum se taish me aake "Apko sharam nahi aati ek khasam (pati) aur tiwi (patni) ki niji batein puchte hue. Main apki beti barabar hoon, apko acha lagega apni hi beti ke muh se sunna ki apka jamai apki beti se naraj hai aur apki beti pyar se use mna rahi hai. Ek to apka jamai maan nahi raha upr se aap apni beti aur apne jamai ki pyar bhari ladai me tang ada kr uska ghar tudwana chahte ho kya aap."
Simi ek dum se sab bol kr jab chup hui to teacher gusse me pr narm se "To main meri beti aur apne jamai se kehna chahta hu ki tum dono ko abhi aur pyar bhari batein krni hai to mere pass ek best option hai tum dono ke liye.
Simi muskura kr " Kya sir?"
Teacher ek dum chilla kr "Get out from my class."
Bablu jo kab se yeh tamasha dekh kr apna sr peet raha tha wo apna bag leke chup chap bahar chala jata hai to Simi bhi pina bag leke uske piche piche jane lgi aur sir ke pass ruk unko namaste krte hue.
Simi "Shukriya sir hume nikalne ke liye ab main apne khasam yani apke jamai ko bahar aram se mna sakti hoon."
Yeh bol wo fatafat class ke bahar nikal gayi aur idhar teacher apna matha peetne lga.
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