Update 2
is ne aik kameez mujhe shaper mein daal kar day di aur boli : ab tum jao. .
mein paanch minute baad hi agaya aur bola : yeh lo Rizu bhai Razia baji ki kameez aur pegham. Mein chalta hun .
pegham sun kar woh bola : to kahan chala pyare? abhi ruk das bujey dobarah jana .
mein ruk gaya, Rizu mujhe bta taa raha ke kaisay is ne Razia aur deegar kayi larkiyon ki phudiyaan maari hain aur muhallay ki har doosri larki muft ki randi hai .
mein ne poocha : Rizu bhai! yeh shekhon ke larkoon ko kya shoq hai ?
woh bola : abay tujhe to nahi warghlaya haramiyon ne. barray kaminey hain saale .
mein bola : nahi waisay hi baat suni hai. baat hai kya? woh bola : abay baat kya hoti hai? londay baz hain saale. larkiyon ki bajaye larkoon ke aashiq hain .
mein bola : larkoon ka matlab ?
woh bola : abay larkiyon ki Phudiyon ki bajaye larkoon ki gaand maartay hain aur apni gaand marwate hain .
yeh mere liye aik nai aur anokhi baat thi. mein bola : sach mein Rizu bhai. . woh bola : sab ko pata hai, to bhi zara bach ke rahen. saale apni maa behnoon ki terhan khoob gora chitta aur lamba chaura hai. koi bachi phansai hai kabhi ?
mein bola : nahi! Rizu bhai. .
woh hans kar bola : abay saaray muhallay ki poppet bachiyan tairay ghar aati jati hain aur to ne kabhi kisi se tanka nahi bhidaya. chwol hai aik number ka to bhi .
is douran das baj chuke thay, is ne mujhe dobarah wapas bheja. mein kameez lautnay ke bahanay gaya to Razia ki maa ne darwazay khoola, kameez is ne wusool ki magar Razia ne peechay se ishara kya ke rukon ?
mein ruk gaya, paanch minute baad Razia ne darwaaza khoola aur boli : 11 bujey .
mein wapas Rizu ke paas pahonch gaya. 11 bujey Rizu mujhe apni motorcycle par bitha kar Razia ki gali mein le gaya .
mein ne ghanti bajai to Razia niklee aur boli : 5 minute baad mein darwaaza khula choroon gi, tum dono oopar aajana .
hum gali mein naka laga kar kharray thay ke Razia ki maa ghar se niklee aur hamari mukhalif simt mein do teen makaan chore kar
aik makaan mein daakhil ho gayi. do teen minute ke waqfay ke baad mein dobarah darwazay par gaya to Razia wahein mojood thi. is ne mujhe andar bulaa liya aur oopar kamray mein le gayi. 5 minute baad
boli : ab tum Rizu ko bhi bula lo. magar gali mein idhar idhar dekh kar .
mein dabey paon neechay utra aur Rizu ko ishara kya. woh ujlat mein andar daakhil ho gaya. mein ne
darwaaza band kya aur is ke peechay hi wo b kamray mein daakhil ho gaya .
Rizu ne be taabi se Razia ko baho mein bhar liya aur is ke bhaari kullho ko dabatay
hue bola : kitna tar sayaa to ne kamini ?
Razia boli kya karti, amma bas thori thori der ke liye bahar jati hain, mein pegham kaisay bhjwati?
Rizu bola : chal chore ab to apna patha agaya hai na ?
Razia ko ab mera khayaal aaya, woh khud ko is ki baho se churatye hue boli : Sikandar ! tum
bahar rukko .
Rizu ne mujhe aankh maari aur bola : haan! Tu ruk bas das pandrah minute mein chaltay hain. mein kamray se bahar agaya, andar se darwaaza band ho gaya. mein ne boseedahy darwazay se andar jhanknay ki jhiri benahi li aur hasb tawaqqa manzar dekha. Razia mehez aik minute mein hi mukammal nangi ho chuki thi .
Rizu ne barri be taabi is ki puddi mein apna tana hwa land ghusa diya. yeh manzar dekha kar Mera land bhi tan gaya, Rizu Razia ki puddi ko jhatkay laganay laga aur meri is waqt yeh khwahish thi ke kash woh land mera ho ta jo Razia ki puddi mein ja raha tha. Rizu ke jhatkon ke sath Razia ki siskiyan aur aahein jari theen. Rizu kisi doodh peetay bachay ki terhan Razia ki chhaati ko bhi choom aur choos raha tha .
yeh silsila bas paanch minute hi chala aur Rizu ne jhatkay liye aur land bahar khincha. magar is ke land se lais daar money Razia ki puddi mein nikal chuka tha. Razia bhi taizi se uthi aur bana puddi ko saaf kiye jaldi jaldi shlwar pahannay lagi. Rizu ne bhi apni shlwar upar khenchi aur Razia
ke kullho par haath maar kar bola : chal ab chalta hon. ab to aksar mauqa mlitay rahen ge .
Razia bola : yeh Sikandar kisi ko betaye ga to nahi ?
Rizu bola : o nahi! apna jigar hai. . nahi betaye ga. to fikar mat kya kar .
mein foran darwazay se hatt kar khara ho gaya .
Rizu bahar nikal kar bola : chal pyare nikleen idhar se. . is ki maa kisi bhi waqt askati hai .
sab se pehlay mein gali mein nikla aur jab tasalii ho gi ke koi is taraf mutwajjah nahi to Rizu bhi nikal aaya to hum chehal qadmi karte hue is ki motorcycle tak gaye aur sawaar ho kar siddha Rizu ki dukaan ki taraf aanar kalie chalay gaye. Rizu ke baap ki wahan kitabon ki dukaan thi .
hum 11:30 bujey dukaan par puhanche. is ka baap Rizu ko bitha kar khud kahin nikal gaya. Rizu mujhe Razia ke sath honay walay baqiya jinsi waqeat bhi bitanay laga. shaam tak mujhe jinsi taluqaat ki khasi aagahi ho chuki thi .
mein ghar wapas aaya to Razia bhi mojood thi. mauqa mlitay hi woh mujhe aik ruqaa pakrate hue
boli : yeh le lo aur rizwan ko day dena. theek hai .
mein ne sir hila diya. mera dil barri shiddat se chahanay laga ke kash Razia aisa koi ruqaa mujhe deti taa ke rizwan ki jagah mein is ki puddi maar sakta .
mein ne aglay din hi Rizu ko woh ruqaa day diya. raat ko woh ruqaa mein ne bhi parh liya tha. is mein mehez yeh likha tha ke aik do din baad tum dobarah Sikandar ko bhejna aur mein jo bhi sorat e hal ho gi woh tumhe bta don gi. sath hi yeh bhi darj tha ke is mahinay ki golian bhi
teen chaar baqi reh gayi hain. naya pata bhi Sikandar ke haath bjhwa do .
Rizu bola : le bhae teri bhabhe ka pegham hai. un ki aik farmaaish hai ke unhein golion ka path diya jaye. chal bhi tujhe le dun, to aaj shool se wapsi par pakra dena .
mein bola : Rizu bhai! yeh kis baat ki golian hain ?
woh bola : yeh puddi marvany ka maza lainay ki golian hain. yeh golian hon to bandah jam kar puddi maaray magar kisi ko pata nahi chalta. marvany wali ka raz raaz hi rehta hai taa ke woh jam kar marwae aur shareef kehlaye .
mein na samjhi se bola : golian khanay se kaisay pata nahi chalta ?
woh bola : yaar! to sawal bohat karta hai. abay saale! jab bachi puddi marwati hai to is ke pait mein choodnay wala ka Baby janam laita hai, samjha. aurat chudavane se hi to maa banti hai .
mein bola : matlab! har bacha isi terhan peda hwa ho ga ?
woh bola : aur nahi to kya? ? chal ab baatein chore aur baith tujhe golian dilaau aur phir shool chore kar aata hon. aur haan! yeh golian kisi bomb se kam nahi hain, agar tairay paas se baraamad
ho gayeen ya kisi ne dekh len to samajh le tabahi mach jaye gi. tujhe to woh jootay parrin ge. . ke
pooch mat. . sath hi Razia aur mere warrant nikal ayen ge .
mein bola : Rizu bhai! tum ne bola ke Razia bhabhi hai, matlab tum is se shadi bhi karo ge ?
woh hansa aur bola : abay mun boli bhabhi hai teri, jaisay mein tera mun bola bhai hon, waisay woh meri mun boli bivi hai. is do pehar mein ne Razia ko woh golianthama di. ab mein din raat yahi sochnay laga ke kisi terhan mein Razia ki puddi marloon. magar koi tareeqa samajh nah aaya. mein isi terhan do chaar baar Razia ko khat waghera tha aaya aur aik do baar Rizu ke sath gaya magar andar jane ki bajaye bahar mein pehra deta raha. rizu akela hi jata tha aur minton mein kaam napata kar lout aata. pandrah dinon mein mein ne Razia ke ghar chakkar laga laga kar jotiyan ghis len. aik do pehar Rizu ne mujhe aik khat aur chand cheeze din jin mein lip stick aur deegar susti si cheeze theen thamayen aur
bola : chal mere sher! yeh zara Razia ko day aa .
mein bola : Rizu bhai! mein tang agaya hon yeh roz roz dakiya ban kar. mujhe kya faida hai yun khat pohanchanay ka
Rizu bola : abay kya faida chahiye. to kya chahta hai ke khat ki fees ke badlay Razia tujhe bhi puddi diya kere
meri dil ki baat is ne aisay aaraam se keh di ke mein dehal gaya. mein baat banatay hue bola : nahi! magar koi mere liye bhi to dhoond rizu bhai. tum dono ko dekh dekh kar mujhe bhi hushiyari ajati hai. koi mera bhi jugar lagao Rizu bhai, ab to mujhe choodnay ka sabaq bhi yaad ho gaya .
woh bola : sab samjhta hon yaar. . sab samjhta hon. bachi aisay nahi millti. bachi ke liye harami pan karna parta hai. samjha. . jis din to harami pan par agaya bachi bhi miley gi aur is ki puddi bhi .
Rizu shayad nahi jaanta tha ke yeh jumlay meri zindagi ko badalny walay thay .
mein bola : Rizu bhai! harami pan ka kya matlab ?
woh bola : harami pan ka matlab hai ke duniya mein jis ki ho, is ki lainay ki poori koshish karo. kehte hain mohabbat mein sab jaaiz hai, aaj se yaad rakh. . Chutiya pan mein bhi sab jaaiz hai. pyar, mohabbat, dhons, zabardasti, fraib, dhoka, chal bazi jis bhi tareeqay se miley, puddi maar daalo .
mein wahan se utha to aik nai soch aur aik naya Sikandar janam le chuka tha. mere zehen mein un naamon ki yalghaar thi jin ke sath puddi lagi hui thi. Rimsha, saira, Maira, nida, kashaf, Minahil , Jamila , Anjum ,yeh sab woh theen jo muhallay ki theen aur jin se mera rozana tak ra hota tha. magar is waqt to mein sirf aik puddi ko achi terhan jaanta tha aur bol chaal thi, woh Razia thi. mein ne socha tha ke shaam mein Razia ki taraf jaoon ga magar mein shaam ki bajaye Karakti dopehar hi mein is ke ghar chala gaya. gali mein paint shirt mein malbos aik larka khara tha, is ki nigahon mein wohi be cheeni thi jo Razia ke ghar jatay hue Rizu aur mujhe hwa karti thi. achanak Razia ke ghar ka darwaaza khula aur woh larka jhat se andar ghus gaya. agla scene meri samajh mein khud bakhud agaya. Razia ke sath scene wohi chalta tha magar is baar kirdaar badal jana tha. harami pan Rizu hi nahi Razia bhi khoob kar rahi thi. mein ne chand minute intzaar kya aur phir ja kar ghanti bajai, mein tasawwur ki aankh se dekh sakta tha ke Razia is waqt ujlat mein shlwar pehan rahi ho gi aur is waqt kameez charha kar neechay ki taraf bhaag rahi ho gi. meri soch se do minute takheer se andar se Razia ki kapkapati aawaz aayi : kon hai ?
mein bola : baji mein Sikandar .
Razia boli : Sikandar shaam ko aana. abhi jao .
mein bola : baji darwaaza kholo. . kuch samaan hai .
woh sakht lehjey mein boli : Kaha na shaam ko aana .
mein bola : baji! darwaaza kholo warna tumhari amma ko le aon ga, is ke anay par to kholo gi naan .
darwaaza jhat se khula aur Razia ki pathrayi nigehain mere chehray ka tuwaf kar rahi theen jahan mazaaq ka koi nishaan nah tha. mein bola : baji! yeh lo samaan aur ruqaa. jab yeh paint wala chala jaye ga to mein aon ga. akela. tumhari puddi maarny. tayyar rehna aur inkaar ka sochna bhi mat mein bara harami hon. .
Razia ka kya haal tha aur kya ehsasat yeh jan-nay ki mujhe qatee koi zaroorat nahi thi. ab se pehlay mein muft ka ghulam bana is ke yaar ko khat pohanchata raha aur is ne yahan aik se ziyada yaar paal rakhay thay .
Rizu jo khud ko muhallay ka sab se bara khaberi samjhta tha, be khaberi mein tha ke is ki apni bulbul kisi aur ke naam ka anda deti thi. yani sab se ziyadi ayashi is ki thi jo sab bara harami tha .
is ne mujhe aik bohat barri seekh di thi ke harami ban, harami pan dikha. jis ne yeh tip di thi saale is ki mehbooba se mein ne harami pan ki ibtida ki thi. mujhe yaqeen tha ke aik nah aik din mein itna harami panna dukhao ga ke log mujhe mere harami pan ki wajah se yaad rakhen ge. is Rizu ki to mein maa behan sabhi ki puddi bajaun ga. har aurat puddi marwati hai, meri maa bhi marwa rahi thi. koi meri maa ko chood raha tha ab meri baari thi ke mein bhi kisi ki maa, behan, beti par haath saaf karoon .
Asolan to mujhe ghairat ka muzahira karna chahiye tha ke apni maa ke yaar ko kaat dalta magar najane kyun mere dil mein aik was wasay ne janam liya ke kahin sala wohi mera baap nah ho. Kyun kay abba to solah saal se bahar tha aur mein yahan peda hwa. ammi ki ghair hazryan bhi mujhe ab mashkook lagnay lagen .
mein jitni der Razia ki gali mein khara raha mere dimagh mein khayalat ka samandar thathen maarta raha. woh larka paanch minute baad hi ujlat mein nikal gaya. shayad usay Razia ne bana mustafeed kiye bhaga day tha. mein poooray aetmaad ne –apne tanay hue lan ko masalta hwa, is ke khulay darwazay se andar daakhil hwa aur kunddi lgali .
Razia mujhe khonkhawar nazron se ghour rahi thi, woh saanp ki terhan phankar kar boli : kya chahiye tumhe ?
mein itminan se bola : wohi jo Rizu aur is larke ko deti ho tum .
woh boli Bakwas mat karo. mein tumhari ammi aur behnoon ko btadon gi .
mein bhi ayyari se bola to mein bhi yeh sab tumahray ghar ke aik aik fard ko jama sabot bata dun ga .
woh achanak hi ghabra gayi aur boli : saboot ko konse saboot ?
mein bola : mein ne un sab khaton aur ruqon ki photo copies kar wali theen, taakay kal ko tum agar Mera naam lagao to tum bhi saaf bach nah sako .
woh kamzor lehjey mein boli : mein saaf makr jaoon gi .
mein bola : magar jab Rizu ko chaar jootay parrin ge aur tumhari amma ko mein un golian ki tafseel
batau ga jo tum khati ho to tum beshak mukar kar dikhnana. woh sab ugalwa lain ge .
woh ab minnat bharay lehjey boli : dekho! Sikandar mere bhai. tum to mere bhaiyon jaisay ho, tum aisi gandi baatein kyun kar rahay ho? behnoon ke sath aisay thori karte hain .
mein bola : wah bhai khat le ja sakta hai, behan ko puddi marvany ki golian laa ke day sakta hai, behan ke yaar ko usay chudavane ke liye sath laa sakta hai. to phir wohi bhai khud kyun nahi tumhari puddi maar sakta. yaar blwane ki bhi zaroorat nahi rahay gi aur khatrah bhi kam hoga. kya samjhi? ?
Razia boli : dekho mein aisi larki nahi hon jaisi tum samajh rahay ho. woh to Rizu ne mujhe majboor kya to mein bohat be basi mein maan gayi warna mein to aisa soch bhi nahi sakti thi. mein bola : chalo rizu ne majboor kya ho ga, is paint walay ne bhi majboor kya ho ga. ab mein bhi majboor kar raha hon. chup chaap se meri baat maan lo war na aaj ki raat tum aur tumahray saaray aashiqon par bohat bhaari guzray gi .
woh khamosh ho gayi, mein jaanta tha ke puddi mrwana is ke liye koi khaas baat nahi, bas woh
mere neechay nahi lagna chahti thi .
na ka to sawal hi nahi peda hota tha, mein ne agay barh kar is ka aik mamma pakar kar dabaya to is ne mera haath jhatak diya. mein ne is baar zor se is ka mamma dobarah dabaya. is ne phir jhatak diya. mein usay dhaka diya to woh neechay farsh par gir pari mein foran is ke oopar sawaar ho gaya. Razia mujh se 5 yan 6 saal barri thi magar mein qad mein is ke barabar tha aur is ki nisbat tawana bhi. mein ne usay balon se pakra aur baal noch kar bola : kab se tujhe pyar se keh raha hon, puddi day day, puddi day day magar saali nahkre kar rahi hai. tairay un yaaron ke lanoo ke sath heere lagey hotay hain jo mere land ke sath nahi lagey chal chup chaap laitee raho warna puddi bhi maroo ga aur pol bhi khol dun ga. muhallay ke aik aik mard ko batau ga ke to kya kya karti hai .
Razia tasway bahanay lagi, magar is ki muzahmat nah honay ke bahanay reh gayi .
, woh roti rahi magar mein ne shlwar utari to is ne utaar ne di , kameez hata kar mammon ko dabaya to is ne is se bhi mana nah kya .
mein ne apna izar band khoola aur apna tana howa land, is ki giili puddi par ragra. ab yahan par mujhe samajh nahi a raha tha ke land jana kisi sorakh mein hai? bahar haal teen chaar ragron ke baad land khud hi aik sorakh mein ghudap se daakhil ho gaya. Razia ne aik mithi Siski li jis ne mujhe ehsas dilaya ke land theek jagah chala gaya hai. Mera sara land Razia ke andar utar chuka tha. aik to Mera lund itna mota aur lamba nahi tha, dosara Razia kayi saloon se aik se ziyada mardon se chudwati thi to is ki puddi kaafi kushadah thi. bahar haal un baton ka ehsas mujhe baad mein hwa. is waqt to lagey jaisay lan kisi nim garam pani ki tang katori mein chala gaya hai. mein ne kamar se zor laga kar Razia ke ziyada se ziyada andar kya. magar land is se agay nahi ja sakta tha kyunkay lan ki jarr tak andar utar chuki thi. mein do minute isi terhan Razia ke oopar sakit leyta raha aur khud ko yaqeen dilanay ki har mumkin koshish karta raha ke mera land aik larki ki puddi mein hai. is ke baad mein utha aur apni shlwar upar khech kar izar band bandhnay laga. Razia bhi mujhe shlwar pehnta dekh kar boli : bas! itna hi karna tha ?
mein bola : haan! bas itna hi. . kyun kya hwa ?
woh uthi aur apni shlwar seedhi kar ke pehantay hue boli : nahi kuch nahi. ab to tum jao, amma aati ho gi .
mein Razia ke ghar se nikla to is ki maa gali mein makaan se do qadam daur hi thi, mein is se bola : salam khaala. .
woh bhi jawaban aik sarsari nigah daal kar boli :w,salam. . sun pattar. . to ne faizu ki dukaan dekhi hai ?
mein bola : haan khaala dekhi hai ?
woh boli : chal Mera bacha wahan se besan aur kilo ghee to la do, aur kehna paisay Razia ke abba ke khatay mein likh lo mai bola : abhi lo khaala. . tum chalo mein lata hon .
mein ujlat mein faizu ki dukaan par pouncha aur is se besan aur ghee le kar Razia ke ghar pahonch gaya. Razia ki maa kitcehn mein pyaaz aur deegar masalhay kaat rahi thi.