Update No..51*..
MeGa..UpDaTe
Abb..Aage..
Main AadiGuru ke Paas se Gayab hokar Seedha Singapore Pahuncha...
Main Ek Building ke samne khade Singapore aane ke bare mein Sonch hi Raha tha...Ki Aakhir Guruvar ne Mujhe Iss jagah hi kyu bheja hai...
Kahin Rashmi Mausi ki Family par koi Khatra to nahi...
Jaroor koi baat hogi warna Yunhi Yaha nahi Bhejte...
Lekin Mujhe To Mausi ke Ghar Ka Address bhi nahi Pata....
Aur nahi iss waqt mere paas Mobile hai ki Unse baat ho jati...
Abhi Main in sab baton ko Samajhne ki koshish kar hi Raha tha Ki.... Dhanye Dhanyein....
Jiss Building ke Saamne main Khada tha uss Building ke Andar se Goli Chalne ki Awaaz Aayi....
Main Goli ki Awaaz sunkar Chaunk gaya,
Fir kisi ke Dard mein Cheekhne ki Awaaz aayi....
Aur Achanak hi Fire Alarm bhi bajne laga....
Ek Sath Kayi Pratikriya hone se andar kisi khatre ki shanka huyi....
Main bhi Sabhi baton ko side Rakh uss Building ke Andar ghush gaya...
ki Aage jo bhi hoga Dekha jayega..
3rd Floor se Alarm bajne ki awaaz aa rahi thi Issliye Sidha Wahin Seedhiyon ke Raste Room ke bahar Ja pahuncha....
Darwaza kholne ki Koshish karne laga But Room andar se Lock tha...
Andar se Cheekhne ki Awazein aur tez ho gayi Mujhe Aur Jyada der Ruka na gaya...
Main Darwaze ko Todte huye Sidh Room ke Andar Ghush gaya...
Andar ka Nazara dekh kar Mere to Hosh hi udd gaye...
Saamne Jameen par Mausi, Mausa, Akhil bhaiya aur Mahima didi Behosh Pade the...
Main Daud kar unke paas gaya aur Unki Nabz check karne laga...
Sabhi behoshi ki Halat mein the
Dekhne mein Aisa lag Raha tha ki Jaise inhein Jabardasti Behosh kiya gaya ho...
Ye Sab to Behosh hai Fir Chillaya kaun...??
Main Idhar Udhar Pani Dhoondhne laga ki Tabhi Dusre Room se Fir Kisi ke Cheekhne ki Awaaz aayi...
Main bhi usi Room ki taraf badh Gaya...
Anadar ka Nazara dekh kar to Meri Halat hi Kharab ho gayi...
Ek Nakab Posh Shakhsh Do Adamiyon ke Pet mein Apna Hath ghusaye huye Khada tha..
Aur uske bagal mein hi 3 Logon ke Sar dhad se Alag gire huye pade the... Teeno ko badi Berahmi se Mara gaya tha...
Hath - Pair ko kate huye tukde Wahin Jameen par idhar udhar bikhre pade the ..
Har taraf bas khoon hi khoon dikh Raha tha...
Mujhe kuchh bhi samjh nahi Aa raha tha Ki Akhir Yaha ho Kya Raha hai...??
Kaun hai Ye Nakab Posh Shakhsh jo Itni Bedardi se Logon ko Mara Raha hai....??
Tabhi wo Nakab Posh shakhsh Apne Hathon ko Unke Pet se bahar Nikalta hai...
Uske Hath Iss waqt Khoon se sane huye the Hath mein Dono ki Atdiyan Pakde huye tha....
Uss Zalim ne to Dono ke Sharir se Gurde hi nikal liye the...
Aisa Khauf Nak Drishya dekh kar meri Cheekh nikal gayi...
Nakab Posh Shakhs Meri taraf Palta....
Ab Hum dono ek dusre ke bilkul saamne the...
Wo meri Taraf dekh kar Apni gardan ko tedhi karke Upar se Lekar Niche tak dekhne laga...
Mask Man - Bahut der kar di Aane mein...
Apno ki Jara si Bhi fikar nahi...??
Main - Kaun ho tum...??
Inhein Kyu itni Berahmi se Mar rahe ho...??
Mask man Jorr Jorr se hasne lagta hai...
Mask man - Main kaun hu... itna bachkana sawal...??
Aur Main Kya hu Tumse Behtar kaun Janta hoga...?? Hayaan !!
Aur Rahi baat inki ye to bhade ke Tatto the Jine maine Narak Ki Shair karwa di...
Ab Inke Malik ki Baari hai....!!
Main uske Muh se Apna sunkar Solid chaunk utha... Lekin Khud oar Kabu Kiye Raha..
Main - Meri Family se door hi Rahna Agar unhein hath bhi lagaya to... Zinda nahi chhodunga...??
Mask Man - Main to Tumhara sathi hu..
Tumhare Family ki Jaan bachayi hai..
warna Aaj tumhein Yaha sirf unki Lashein hi milti...
Rahi baat mujhe Marne ki to... Main Amar hu.... Mujhe Koi Nahi Mar sakta...
Abhi tum Mere bare mein nahi Jante... Jald hi Jaan jaoge...??
Main - Mujhe Kuchh bhi nahi Janna...
Apni Jaan Pyari hai to Yaha se chale jao...
Fir Tum Chahe Amar ho Ya Akbar mere hath se nahi bach paoge... ??
Majakiye Andaz mein.. Hanste huye...
Mask Man - Amar Akbar to Kaha Anthony ko bhool gaye...
Dialogue Poora bolne ka...
Waise main Tumhara Shubhchintak hu..Hayaan !!
Main Yaha se Chala jaunga..Bass mera Ek Kaam kar do...
Na jane Kyun mujhe uski baton par Gussa nahi Aa raha tha... Itni Bakchodi bhari Batein karne Baad bhi...
Main - Kya karna hoga mujhe..??
Mask Man - Jyada Kuchh nahi bass..Tumhein Ek Video Recording karni hai..Meri, Jise Main YouTube mein Dalkar Famous hona chahta hu...??
Ab to mera Dimag hi kharab hone laga...
Ek taraf meri Family Behosh padi thi..
Upar se Iski Bina Sir - Pair ki batein ...
Main Jhallate huye...
Thik hai Thik hai...Jo bhi karna hai Jaldi Karo... Aur Yaha se Dafa ho Jao...
Mask Man - Ye Lo Mera Mobile..
Sidha YouTube pe Live Upload karo Iss Video ko....
Main Uska Mobile Lekar Video Shoot karne laga....
Aise Mahoul mein hote huye bhi Uski Batein Sunkar Mujhe ektarf Usspar Gussa Aa Raha to dusri taraf uski batein sun kar bahut Hansi Aa Rahi thi...
Video mein...
""Sabse Pahle 5 dead body Ko Dikhaya, Fir Do Admi ke sar ko Apne Hath me Lekar Football ki tarah uchhal kar Video mein dikhaya...
Kafi Der Apni Darindgi ka Namuna show karta Raha...
Fir Bolna Shuru kiya..
Trailer dekhne ke baad bhi Tum Nahi Sudhre,
Ab Tum Apni Saza Bhugatne ke liye Taiyar Rahna... isse bhi badi...
Sathi To Gaye.. .Ab Tera Kya hoga Kaliya...?? Ohh Sorry IMRB Chairman....!!
VOICE masg...
Hii Guys !! Aap Sabhi ka Bahut Bahut Shukriya... Aap sabhi ne Pahle Video Ko Bahut Pasand kiya...
Ab Dusri Video Aapki Khidmat mein Hazir hai..
Pasand aaye to Share aur Like Karna na bhoole..., Bbye..
Music Hello Honey Bunny.......""
Mere hath se Usne Mobile le liya...
Main to ChairMan ka Naam sunkar hi Gahri Sonch mein Doob gaya tha...
Achanak se Mobile Chhine Jane par Mujhe Hosh aaya...
Samne ka Nazara Bilkul Badal Chuka tha...
Dekhne mein Aisa lag Raha tha ki Jaise Yaha kuchh hua hi Nahi....
Sabhi Dead Body Gayab thi... Mask Man bhi waha par nahi tha... Aur Na hi Ek Bhi Khoon ke Nissan....
Achanak se sab kuchh gayab ho jane se Mujhe bahut jyada Hairani huyi...
Fir Mujhe meri Family Ka Khayal aaya to Turant Dusre Room Ki Taraf Bhaga....
Charo abhi bhi Behoshi ke Aalam mein Jameen par pade the...
Sabko Apne Saamne dekh kar dil ko thoda Sukoon mila...
Main Jaldi se Sab Ke Upar Paani ke Chhite Dal kar Hosh mein Lane ki koshish karne laga....
Kuchh der baad Sabko Hosh Aa gaga...
Mujhe Apne Saamne dekh kar Sabhi Chaunk gaye....
Kuchh der Yunhi Asmanjas Bhari Nigah se dekhti Rahe...
Fir achanak Mausi Ji aur Mahi didi turant Aage Badhkar mujhse lipat kar rone lagi....
Mausi ji - Mera Bacha tu Yaha...Kaise ..??
Kaisa hai tu..??
Tujhe koi Chont to nahi Lagi...~~
Dono ko Apne se alag karte huye...
Aage badhkar Mausa ji aur Mausi ji ke Pair chhune laga to Wo mujhe apne gale se laga liye....
Main - Ek Min Pahle Aap sab Log Relax Ho jaiyye..
Ab sab thik hai..
Apni halat to dekhiye....
Sabko Sahara dekar Sofe par bithaya...
Main - Main bilkul thik hu Mausi Ji... mujhe kuchh bhi nahi Hua...!!
Lekin Aap sab Ki Yeh Halat kaise.. Kaun the Ye log..??
Aur Kyun Kiya ye sab...??
Mausi ke jawab dene se pahle hi Beech mein...
Mausa ji - Kuchh nahi beta, Wo sab bas aise hi Chor the... Hamein Bandi banakar Paise churane aaye the ..
Lekin tumne waqt par aakar Hamari Jaan bacha li..
Lekin Beta tumne hamein Behosh kyun kiya tha....??
Mausa ji ke iss baat se mujhe tagda Jhatka laga...
Main Ekdam Shock ho gaya....
Main - Main Kuchh samjha nahi Aap kya kah Rahe ho...??
Mausi ji - Samajh mein to Hamein bhi nahi Aa Raha, Ki tum achanak Yaha kaise aaye... Tumne Hamein Un Luteron se bachaya But Ham kuchh samajh pate usse pahle hi Tumne Spray dalkar Behosh kar diya.....
Ye sab batein mujhe Hairani aur bechaini ke Aalam mein daal diye.....
Ek To uss Mask wale bande ka Mujhe Pahchanna,
Uski Awaaz bilkul mere jaisi Hona...
Aur dusri taraf Hamla karne wali ki Pahchan ko mujhse chhipana...
Ye sab mere Samajh ke bilkul Pare tha...
Main Baat ko Badalte huye....
Main - Sorry ! Aap logon ko Jo takleef huyi,
Wo darasal maine Aap sabko safe karne ke liye behosh karke Room mein lock kar diya tha... Taki kisi ki bhi Jaan ka koi Khtra na ho...
Didi Jo ab tak Shant Baithe mujhe Badi hi Ajeeb nazron se ghoor rahi thi... Achanak bol padi...
Mahi didi - Tu aise Kaise kar sakta hai..??
Agar tujhe kuchh ho Jata to....
Tumne Hamare liye Apni Jaan ki bhi Parwah na ki..
Itna sab bolkar Didi Rone lagi...
Main Didi ke Paas gaya.... Aur Unhe Apni Bahon mein Bharkar Shant karane laga....
Main - Jisski Itni Fikar karne wali Pyari didi ho,
Uska bhala kaun kuchh bura kar sakta hai...
Waise bhi Aap jante ho Main 10 par bhari hu Wo to fir bhi 5 the...
Ab Sab Kuchh thik ho chuka tha...
Lekin Ek chinta ki Lakeer Mujhe Unke Chehre pe Saaf najar Aa Rahi thi...
Kuchh to tha Jo Mujhse Chhipane ki Koshish kar rahe the...
Tabhi Mujhe Guruvar ke dwara diye Gaye Antim gyan Yani ki Mantra ki Yaad aayi Maine turant...
ANUBHAVATI aur DARSHANAM Mantra Ka Ucharan Kiya...
Aur Mausa ji ki Akhon Mein Jhakne laga...
Sabhi Baton ko Janne mein mujhe Jara sa bhi samay na laga...
Kya Kab kaise Aur Kyun Hua..??
Har ek Pahlu Khulkar mere samne Aa chuke the...
Bas Itna hi Nahi Ab Aage Mausa ji Kya karne ki Sonch Rahe uske barein mein Bhi Mujhe sab pata chal gaya...
Guruvar ke diye Gaye Iss Sikhsha se To meri Har ek Raah Asaan hone wali thi...
Lekin Ek Baat mUjhe sabse Jyada Pareshani mein Daal chuki thi ki Akhir Wo Mask Man Tha kaun...
Mere In Mantron Ka us par koi Asar Kyun Na hua...??.
Main Kafi der Yunhi Gum sum Baitha Sonchta Raha Tabhi Akhil Bhai ne Mujhe Hilate huye Puchha....
Akhil - Kya hua Bhai..??
Kahan Gum - sum ho..??
Main - Had - Badate huye...
Wo Main main to Iss Chori Ki Ajeeb ghatna ke bare mein Sonch Raha tha...
Yahan To Sab kuchh Ekdam thik hai..
Jaise ki...Kuchh hua hi nahi...
Mausi ji - Wo sab chhodo beta, Ye bataon Tum Yaha achanak Kaise...??
Mausi Ji ki Iss baat se main thoda ghabra sa gaya ki Ab kya jawab du.. abhi koi Plan sonch hi Raha tha ki...
Mahi Di - Ha bhai Aapne Abhi tak Iss baat ka Jawab nahi diya...
Agar Tum Singapore aane wale the to tumne mujhe Bataya kyun nahi....??
Main Ekdam Shant hote huye....
Didi ke Paas Ja baitha...Aur Unka hath Apne haton mein Thaamte huye...
Main - Wo Issliye Nahi bataya kyuki....
Main Apni Pyari si Didi ko Surprise dena chahta tha...
But Aap Sabne to pahle hi mujhe Shock mein Daal diya...
Main To Yaha Singapore Ek Championship tournaments mein Participate ke liye Aaya tha To soncha Pahle Aap sabhi Logon se Mulakat kar lu....But Yaha ka to Nazara hi bilkul badla hua sa tha...
Mausa ji - Chhodo in Sab baton ko...
Achha Kya Tumhara Participate karna bahut jyada Jaruri hai...??
Main - Participate karna to Ek Bahana tha Main to Aap sab se milne aaya tha...
Aisa kyun Puchh Rahe Aap...??
Mausa ji - Wo Kya hai Ham India wapas Settle hone ki Sonch Rahe the...
Hum to 2 din Baad Jane wale hi the ki Aaj Ye sab Ho gaya...
Issliye Main Sonch Raha tha Ki 2 baad Kyun Jayein Aaj ki Flight se chalte hain..
Agar tumhein Koi problem na ho to...
Main mausa ji ki Baton ko Sunkar Man hi Man Muskurane Laga...
Man mein... Aur Kitne Jhoot bologe Mausa ji... Aur Kitni baton ko Chhipaoge...
Main - Mujhe Koi Pareshani nahi hai..
But meri Ek Shart hai...??
Agar Aap Sabhi ko Meri Shart Manzoor hai to Main Next 4 hrs ke baad wali Flight se Wapas ghar Jane ko Ready hu....??
Meri Baat Sunkar Charon log mujhe ghurne lage...
Mausi Ji - Teri Jo bhi Shart ho Beta Hamein Sab manzoor hai..
Hahaha hahah....heheh
Main To Mazak kar araha tha...
Bas aise hi Mahaul ko Halka karne ke liye...
Bas Aap sab se Request hai ki Abhi Koi Bhi Mom Dad ko inform nahi Karega ki Hum sab log Apne Ganv Wapas aa Rahe hai...
Sab Wahin Jakar Surprise denge...
Mausi ji - Tune to Hamein Dara hi diya tha...
Teri Sabko Oareshan karne ki Aadat Abhi tak gayi nahi...
Mahi di - Mom Aap Jakar Jo packing bachi hai Complete kijiye...Mujhe bhai se jaruri baat karni hai..
Hayaan !! Tum mere saath mere Room Chalo... Kuchh Kaam hai tumse...??
Maine Mahi di ki Ankhon mein Ek baar Gaur se dekha Aur Sara mazra samajh mein aa gaya...
Main bhi Muskurate huye....Unke sath Chal diya.....
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Aaj ke liye bas itna hi...
Thanks Guys..... Fir reading and Supporting....!!
Likes, Comments aur Votes Ka rakhna Dhyan...Aapka dost Hayaan..!!