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Behad hi shandar or jabardast update bhai.UPDATE 77
( Jab Subah Sandhya Ki Aankhe Khulti Hai To Uske Bagal Me Ek Ladki Chair Par Baithi Huyi Thi . Ye Ladki Aur Koyi Nahi Balki Aditi thi)
Ab Aage :-
Raj Auto Ki Madad Se Aman Ke Ghar Pahucha . Auto Me Bhi Autowala Use Ajeeb Looks De Raha Tha Kyunki Raj Ke Chehre Par Gehre Nishan The Aur Shirt Bhi Halki Si Fatt Gayi Thi . Uske Baad Aman Use Apni Dusri Shirt Pehnakar Hospital Lekar Jata Hai . Hospital Me Raj Ke Left Hand Me Minor Fracture Ke Bare Me Bataya Gaya . Raj Ka Pura Treatment Kiya Gaya . Raj ke Left hand Me Puri Bandage Laga Di Thi .
Raj Aur Aman Waapas Ghar Par Aate Hai . Uske Baad Aman Aur Raj Lunch Karte Hai . Raj Bhi Bahut Bhuka Tha To Usne Bhi Bharpet Khana Khaya . Aman Ke Pita Ghar Par Nahi The . Aaj Unke Upar Bahut Kaam Tha .
Malhotra Mension Ke Blast Hone Ke Kuch Ghante Baad Hi Yeh News Fail Gayi Thi . Police Walo Ke Pass Bhi Khabar Pahuch Gayi Thi.
Aaj Aman Ke Pita Ne Out Of The Way Jaakar Raj Ki Help Kari Thi . Raj Ka Chehra Waha Dikh Gaya Tha Jab Wo Malhotra Mension Se Thoda Dur Auto Me Baith Raha Tha Jaha Signal Cctv Tha . Par Aman Ke Pita Ne Sare Saboot Mita Diye The .
Unhone Bhi Koyi Galat Kaam Nahi Kiya Tha . Aascharyachakit Wo Bhi The Ki Raj Aur Suresh Malhotra Ka Kya Lafda Ho Sakta Hai Aur Raj To Abhi Bas Ek Teenager Tha Wahi Suresh India Ka Top Don . Duniya Walo Ke Saamne Kuch Aur .
Fir Bhi Aman Ke Pita Ne Raj Ki Madad Ki Raid Ke Maamle Me Aur Baad Me Saboot Mitane Me .
Aman Ke Pita Ko Bhi Raj Par Bilkul Bhi Bharosa Nahi Tha Ki Wo Ye Kar Payega Par Unhone Raj Ka Saath Diya Kyunki Unhe Pata Chala Ki Raj Malhotra Ke Waha Se Bhaag Kar Aaya Hai Aur Waha Se Bhaag Kar Aana Bhi Bahut Badi Baat Thi Aur Suresh Raj Ka Picha Nahi Chodne Wala Tha Ye Baat Aman Ke Pita Ko Bhi Andaza Thi . Raj Ka Saath Dene Ke Liye Unhone Apni Naukri Bhi Khatre Me Daali Thi . Agar Suresh Zinda Hota To Wo Kuch Ghanto Me Hi Apna Saara Raid Kiya Hua Maal Bhi Waapas Le Leta Aur Jisne Raid Dali Hai Uski Bhi Naukri Kha Jata . Suresh Ke Bhi Connections Bahut Majbood The Politics Me Aur Ruling Party Ke Saath To Uska Khaas Sambandh Tha .
Abhi Filhaal Raj Aur Aman Ghar Me Baithe The . Raj Bister Par So Raha Tha Aur Aman Study Kar Raha Tha .
6 Hours Later
Raat Ki 8 baj Rahi Thi . Raj Apni Aankhe Kholta Hai . Kitne Din Baad Use Chain Ki Neend Aayi Aur Kal To Wo Soya Bhi Nahi Tha .
Aman...................Good Morning !
Raj........................Good Evening !!!
Aman......................Tere Liye To Morning hi Hai .
Raj.........................To Saale Dinner Karwayega Ki Lunch !
Aman.....................Chal Haath Muh Dho Le !
Raj Bister Se Khada Hota Hai Aur Bathroom Me Jata Hai . Uske Baad Wo Thoda Fresh Hokar Bahar Aata Hai Aur Apna Mobile Switch On Karta Hai Jo Switch Off Tha .
10 Sec Baad Mobile Open Hota Hai
Raj Apna Mobile Check Karta Hai Jisme Saaf Saaf Missed Calls Ki Lambi List Thi .
Dusri Taraf Jinhone Bhi Raj Ko Call Kiya Tha Unke Mobile Me Bhi Message Chala Gaya Tha .
' Dear Customer , 98×××××××× is Now Available To Take Calls '
Raj Ke Dimaag Me Abhi Sirf Yahi Baat Chal Rahi Thi Ki Wo Kese Dhundhega Apni Badi Behen Ko .
Raj Sochta hai Ki Kal Subah Se Hi Wo Apni Didi Ko Dhundhega .
Raj Jese Hi Mobile Rakhne Wala Hota Hai Uske Mobile Par Call Aata Hai . Ye Call tha Aayushi Ka .
Raj Soch Me Pad Jaata Hai Ki Wo Aayushi Ko Kya Jawab De.
Raj Call Pick Karta Hai .
Aayushi Kuch Bolti Usse Pehle Hi Raj Bol Deta Hai .
Raj.................... Hi Aayushi Wassup Kaisi Ho Tum Aur Tour Kesi Chal Rahi Hai Aur Tina Aur Siya Kesi Hai Tum Log Waapas Kab Aaoge !
Raj Ek Saans Me hi Sabkuch Ek Saath Bol Deta hai .
Aayushi....................( Gusse Me) Raj Kaha Ho Tum ? Tum Thik To ho ? Tum Call Kyu Nahi Utha Rahe The ? Aakhir Tum Ho kaha ?
Raj........................Thaamba Thaamba Sabse Phle Saans Lelo Tum ! Wese Tumhari Trip Kesi Chal Rahi hai !
Aayushi......................( Gusse Me ) Tum Baat Mat Badlo ! Tum Kaha Ho Batao Me Abhi Aati Hu Waha !
Raj......................Are Yrr Chill Aayushi ! Me Abhi Mumbai Me Nahi Hu Aur Tumhari Baato Se Andaza Lag Raha Hai Ki Tum Mumbai Me Hi Ho !
Aayushi..................Tum Ho Kaha ? Aur Didi Kaha Hai ? Tum Dono Apna Phone Kyu Switch Off Kar Rakhe Ho ?
Raj.........................Tumari Sui Ek Hi Jagah Atak Gayi Hai ! Me Abhi Apne Martial Arts Ke Championship Ke Liye Baahar Aaya Hua Hu . Didi Bhi Mere Saath Hai ! Galti Meri Hai Mene Call Karke Inform Nahi Kiya Jiske Liye I am Really Sorry Aur Didi Aur Me Kuch Din Me Waapas Aa Jayege !
Aayushi..................Didi Kaha Hai ? Unka bhi Call Nahi Lag Raha !
Raj......................Are Yrr Ek To Is Baar Championship J&K Me Hai Aur Is Jagah Kabhi Network Aata Hai aur Kabhi Nahi Aata hai .
Raj Pehle Bhi Martial Arts Ki Championship Battle Ke Liye Alag Alag State Me Jaa Chuka Hai Par Wo Sirf Ek Hi Baar Vaishali Ke Sath Gaya . Uske Baad Wo College Ke 1st Year Me Akela Gaya Tha .
Aayushi...................Tum Waapas Kab Aa Rahe Ho ?
Raj.......................Kuch Din Yahi Hai Hum Dono !
Aayushi................Wese Mujhe Tumse Ek Baat Karni Thi !
Raj.......................To Fir Itni Der Se Hum Kya Kar Rahe The !
Aayushi..................Baat To Suno ! Prachi Ki Engagement Ho Gayi Hai !
Raj.............( Mann Me ) WTF !
Raj...................... Jara Waapas Batana !
Aayushi....................Prachi Ki Engagement Ho Gayi Hai Aur Agle Mahine Hi Shaadi Bhi Hai !
Raj.......................KYAAAAA ? I Mean Kese ? Kaha Aur Kab ? Ye Kese Hua ?
Aayushi.................Tum Yaha Jaldi Se Aa Jao Uske Baad Sab Pata Chal Jayega Aur Haan Ha Waha Se Prachi Ke Liye Koyi Gift Bhi Lekar Aa Jana Prachi Ko Congratulate Karne Ke Liye !
Uske Baad Raj Call Cut Kar Deta Hai .
Raj.....................( Mann Me ) Sala Ye Problem Khatam Kyu Nahi Ho Rahe ?
Uske Baad Raj Prachi Ko Call Karta Hai .
Wahi Dusri Taraf Prachi Call Nahi Uthati .
Raj Waapas Call Karta Hai . Is Baar Prachi Call Utha Deti Hai .
Raj................Hi Prachi !
Prachi Koyi Response Nahi Deti .
Raj................. Hello ! Meri Aawaz Rahi Hai ! hello ?
Prachi..................( Gusse Me ) Tumne Bhi Congrats Karne Ke Liye Call Kiya Hai Kya ?
Raj.........................Ufff !! Aaj Meri Meethi Kajukatli Mirchi Bani Huyi Hai !
Prachi.................( Gusse Me ) Fursat Mil Gayi Tumhe Call Karne Ki !
Raj........................Shant Meri Kajukatli Shant !
Prachi..................( Gusse me )
Bahut Jaldi Yaad Aa Gayi Tumhe Meri ! Tum Ho Kaha Abhi ?
Raj.......................Me Abhi Maharashtra Me Nahi Hu ! Mere Sath Didi Bhi Hai ! Aur Haan Meri Baat Dhyaan Se Suno Prachi !
Raj..................... Me Hamesha Tumhare Saath Hu ! Bhale Hi Kuch Bhi Ho Jaye Par Me Hamesha Tumhare Saath Hu ! Agar Meri Wajah Se Tum Kabhi Bhi Hurt Ho Uske Liye Me Tumse Pehle Se Hi Maafi Maangta Hu ! Aur Haan I Love You ! Apna Khyaal Rakhna Me Jaldi Mumbai Aauga Uske Baad Bahut Kuch Badal Jayega !
Ye Kehkar Raj Call Rakh Deta Hai . Prachi Ko Yahi Lagta Hai Ki Raj Usko Sorry Bol Raha Hai Par Raj Usko Sorry Aage Jo Hone Wala Tha Uske Liye Keh Raha Tha Kyunki Ab Raj Shilpa Ki Kya Haalat Karega Wo To Raj Ko Bhi Nahi Khabar .
" Tring " " Tring "
Raj Ka mobile Firse Bajta Hai . Ye Call Tha Diya Ka .
Raj Call Pick Karta Hai .
Raj...................Hello !
Diya................( Hadbadi Me )
Hello Raj Tum Kaha Ho ? Mera Call Kyu Nahi Utha Rahe ? Tum Thik To Ho Na ! Tum Jawaab Kyu Nahi De Rahe Ho ?
Raj.....................Aap Hukum De To Hum Kuch Bol Sake Sarkaar !
Diya...................( Gusse Me ) Tum Kaha Ho ?
Raj....................J&K
Diya.....................WHATTTT ? Tum Waha Kya Kar Rahe Ho ?
Raj.......................Yaha Ki Haseen Wadiyo Me Enjoy Kar Raha Hu !
Diya.......................( Gusse Me ) Tumhe Pata Bhi Hai Yaha Sab Tumhare Liye Kitne Tension Me Hai !
Raj....................... Pata Hai Diya ji Mujhe Sab Pata Hai !
Diya.....................( Gusse Me )
Tumhara Mobile Switch Off Kyu Bata Raha Hai ?
Raj...................... Bas Aese Hi !
Me Nahi Chahta Ki In Haseen Waadiyo Me Mujhe Koyi Disturb Kare !
Diya.....................Tumhe Pata Hai Tumhare Kitne Projecta Pending Hai ! Pehle Tum Apne Gaon Gaye Aur Uske Baad Sidha J&k Chale Gaye .
Hamare Semesters Bhi Bahut Pass Hai !
Raj.....................Ok Diya Ji Hum Jaldi Hi Prastut Hoge ! Ab Hum Aagya Dijiye !
Diya....................... KYAAA ?
Raj......................... Bye !
Raj Call Cut Kar Deta Hai .
Raj Mobile Ko Jeb Me Rakh Leta Hai . Uske Baad Baahar Jaakar Bathroom Me Hath Muh Dhota Hai Aur Dinning Table Par Aa Jata Hai .
Aman...................Bahut Time Lag Gaya !
Raj.........................Ha Wo Ghar Se Phone Aaya Tha !
Uske Baad Aman Khana Serve Karta Hai . Aman Khana Acha Bana Leta Tha .
Raj.......................Wese Muskan Di Kaha Hai !
Aman....................Didi Mere Nani Ke Ghar Gayi Hui !
Raj......................Hmmm !
Uske Baad Hum Dono Dinner Kar Lete Hai !
Raj Dinner Karke Hath Dho Leta Hai Aur Sofe Par Baith Jata Hai . Aman Bhi Pass Aakar Baith Jata Hai .
Raj.....................Aur Bata ! Kesi Chal Rahi Hai Life !
Aman..................Puch Mat ! Semester Sar Par Hai !
Raj........................ To Saale Thoda Padh Bhi Liya Kar ! Pure Din Sale Ladkiyo Par Hi Dhyaan Deta Hoga !
Aman..................Bhosdike Tere Jesa Nahi Hu ! Saale Padhayi Me Mann Hi Nahi Lagta ! Interest Hi Nahi Aata.
Raj.......................To Fir Kis Cheez Me Interest Hai ?
Aman....................Yrr Apne Khud Ka Startup Kholne Ka Bahut Ideas Aate Hai But Yrr Me Confident Hi Nahi Hu !
Raj......................Hmmm ! Abhi To Dekh Mere Bhai ! Apne Upar Confidence Nahi Hoga To Tu Kuch Bhi Kabhi Bhi Nahi Kar Payega ! Ha Early Success Bhale Hi Na Mile Par Puri Dedication Ke Sath Hardwork Karta Jayega Aur Apne Sath Honest Rahega To Tu Kuch Bhi Kar Sakta Hai , Startup To Kya Hi Cheez Hai !
Aman...................Saale Tu Bina Kaam Ke MBA Kar Raha Hai ! Me To Bolta Hu Motivational Speaker Hi Banja !
Raj......................Tu Mere Career Ke Piche Hi Kyu Pada Hai ! Pehle Tu Bolta Tha Ki CA Me Kuch Nahi Rakha ! Uske Baad Mene MBA Karne Ki Sochi To Tu...
Aman..................(Bich me hi)
Me To Mazaak Kar Raha Tha Yarrrr ! Tu Saale Chaprasi Ban Ya Shamsher Khurana Ban Mujhe Kya Karna !
Raj...................Ahh Kon Shamsher Khurana ?
Ye Sawaal Raj JaanBuch Kar Puchta Hai .
Aman......................Bsdk Tu Shamsher Khurana Ko Nahi Jaanta ! Pehle World Ke Top 3 Richest Man Me Aata Tha But Ab No. 1 Par Aa Chuka Hai . Apna Indian No.1 Par Hai Isse Koyi Jyada Badi Baat Hai Kya !
Raj.....................Sahi Hai ! Apne Kya Karna ! Wese Yrr Sun ! Gala Sukh Raha Hai !
Aman....................Uthkar Pani Pi Le ! Ye Tera Bhi Ghar Hai Aur Me Tera Naukar Nahi Hu !
Raj...................Bsdk Pani Ki Baat Nahi Kar Raha Hu ! Wine Ki Baat Kar Raha hu !
Aman.................. Saale Sidha Sidha Bolna To ! Papa To Shayad Aaj Nahi Aayege ! Chal Kisi Pub Me Chalte Hai ! Par Tera Ye Haath ?
Raj..................Saale Mera Right Hand Abhi Abhi Full On Hai ! Chal Ab !
Uske Baad Me Aur Aman Dono Bike Par Baith Kar Ek Bar Me Jata Hu .
Me Aur Aman Dono Bar Ki Chair Par Baith Jaate Hai .
Raj.....................( Waiter Ko ) 2 Glass Cabernet Sauvignon !
Uske Baad Hamari Drink Aa Jati Hai .
Me Aur Aman Dono Ek - Ek Shot Maarte Hai .
Aman....................Sale Wine To Mast Thi !
Uske Baad Hum Waiter Ko Bolkar Dono 2 Aur Shot Maarte Hai .
Aman..................Sale Kya Maal Hai Yrr !
Raj Aman Ki Nazro Ka Picha Karta Hai . Raj Ki Nazre Bhi Us Ladki Par Jaati Hai .
Dudh Ke Jitna Gora Rang , Chote Kapde Aur Dance Karte Waqt Uski Hilti Huyi Kamar .
Raj...................Chod Apne Kya Lena Dena !
Uske Baad Raj Aur Aman 3 Shot Aur Lagate Hai . Ab Dono Ko Halka Halka Nasha Chadh Raha Tha .
Raj Aur Aman Uske Baad 10 Shot Aur Lagate Hai . Dono Ko Nasha Chadh Gaya Tha .
In Morning
Raj Ki Aankhe Khulti Hai . Wo Ek Bed Par Leta Hua Tha . Wo Angdaai Lete Hue Uthta Hai To Wo Chaunk Jata Hai Kyunki Uske Sharir Par Koyi Kapda Nahi Tha . Wo Bagal Me Dekhta Hai To Ek Ladki Puri Nangi Hokar Uske Bagal Me So Rahi Thi . Ye Wahi Ladki Thi Jo Bar Me Dikhi Thi
Raj..................( Mann Me ) FUCCCKKKKKK !!!!
Awesome updateUPDATE 76
( Raj Us Mension Se Bahar Nikalta Hai Aur Ek Call Karta Hai . Wo Call Tha Anjali Ko )
AB AAGE :-
Raj Anjali Ko Call Karta Hai Par Anjali Call Nahi Pick Karti . Raj Samaj Jata Hai Ki Anjali College Me Hogi . Raj Ab Apna Mobile Switch Off Kar Leta Hai . Raj Ne Apna Mobile Waapas Se Us Jagah Se Le Liya Tha Jaha Choda Tha . Raj Waapas Andar Jata Hai . Uske Pass Abhi Ek Gun Thi . Wo Basement Me Jata Hai Aur Maya Ki Rassi Kholta Hai . Maya Dinesh Ki Wife Thi . Raj Gun Maya Par Aim Karta Hai Jiski Wajah Se Maya Bahut Dar Jati Hai .
Raj.........................Mere Sath Chalo .
Raj Maya ko Basement Ke Upar Lekar Jata Hai . Raj Maya Ko Chair Par Bithata Hai Aur Uspe Gun Aim Karta Hai Jo Usne Apne Right Hand Se Pakdi Hui Thi .
Maya..................( Darte hue ) A.A.Ayaan Ye Tum Kya Kar Rahe Ho
Raj........................Tumse Jab Bola Jaye Tabhi Muh Kholo . Apna Pura Name Batao .
Maya......................Maya Malhotra
Raj........................Shaadi Se Pehle Kya Tha
Maya....................Maya Maheshwari
Raj.......................Apne Pariwar Ke Bare Me Batao !
Maya.................Kyo ?
Raj......................Jo Bola Jaye Wo Karo Warna
Yeh Kehkar Raj Maya Par Gun Aim Kar Deta Hai .
Maya.....................Mere Pariwar Me Mere Mata Pita Aur Ek Badi Behen Hai . Pita ka Name Shailendra Maheshwari , Maa Ka Name Purvi Maheshwari Aur Didi Ka Name Anjali Maheshwari.
Raj...................( Mann Me ) Anjali Ki Behen .
Raj........................Tumhari Dinesh Ke Saath Love Marriage Hai Ya Arrange Marriage .
Maya...................Tumhe Sab Pata To Hai !
"DHUMMMMMM"
Raj Hawa Me Ek Goli Maarta Hai Jiski Wajah Se Maya Sehem Jati Hai .
Raj......................Fir Se Repeat Nahi Karuga . Jo Bola Jaye Wahi Bolo .
Maya...................Actually Meri Didi Ki Shaadi Hone Wali Thi Dinesh Ke Sath Par Didi Shaadi Se Bhaag Gayi Thi Jiski Wajah Se Papa Ne Aakhri Waqt Par Meri Shaadi Karwa Di Thi Dinesh Ke Saath .
Raj....................Hmmm Good .
Maya Puri Tarah Se Dari Hui Thi .
Raj Waapas Se Maya Ko Basement Me Lekar Jata Hai Aur Use Waha Baandh Leta Hai .
Raj Uske Baad Upar Jata Hai Aur Apna Muh Dhota Hai . Wo Khun Se latpat Tha . Raj Ka Left Hand Ache Se Response Nahi Kar Raha Tha . Uske Left Hand Me Bahut Jyada Dard Ho Raha Tha .
Uske Baad Raj Fir Se Basement Me Jata Hai . Ghar Ke Sare Sadasya Bandhe Hue The . Raj Suresh Ke Pass Jata Hai Aur Uske Dusre Pair Par Bhi Ek Goli Maarta Hai Jiski Wajah Se Uske Muh Se Jordaar Cheekh Nikalti Hai . Sare Gharwale Dar Jate Hai . Koyi Bhi Apne Muh Se Ek Shabd Bahar Nahi Nikalta .
Raj Suresh Ke Sar Par Gun Aim Karta Hai Aur Puchta Hai .
Raj...............Mere Pita Ke Bare me Tu Kese Jaanta Hai ? Aakhir Kya Dushmani Thi Teri Bata !
Suresh Jor Jor Se Hasne Lagta Hai . Suresh Ko Hasta Dekh Raj Ko Gussa Aata Hai . Raj Uske Muh Par Jor Se Ek Mukka Maarta Hai Jiski Wajah Se Suresh Ki Naak Se Khun Nikalne Lagta Hai .
Raj.....................( Gusse me ) Sale Jyada Chutiyap Mat Kar Mere Saamne Warna Sari Goliya Teri Khopdi Me Utar Duga .
Suresh Waapas Se Hasne Lagta Hai .
Suresh...................Agar Mene Tujhe Bataya To Bhi Tu Hum Sabko Maarega , Nahi Bataya To Bhi Tu Sabko Maarega . Me Tujhe Kuch Nahi Batauga.
Raj..................Tu Uday Ke Sath Mila Hua Hai . Hai Na !
Suresh..............Uday Mere Hath Ki Sirf Ek Cutputli Tha .
Raj...................Matlab Tu Hi Mere Pariwar Ko Ujadne Ke Piche Hai !
Suresh Waapas Se Hasne Lagta Hai .
Raj Ka Para Chad Jata Hai . Wo Sidha Dinesh Ke Sar Par Goli Maarta Hai .
Suresh....................( Chillake ) Dineshhhhhhh
Raj....................( Gusse me ) Aur Chilla Madarchod . Jor - Jor Se Chilla .
Raj Ek Cheez Notice Karta hai ki Maya Ki Aankh Se Ek Aansu Ki Bund Bhi Nahi Nikli Thi Apne Pati Ki Maut Par Jis Cheez Par Raj Ko Thoda Ajeeb Lagta Hai .
Raj Saloni Ke Pass Jata Hai .
Raj.................( Suresh Se ) Aaj Tera Pariwar Ki Dhajjiya Udegi .
Raj Saloni Ki Rassiya Kholta Hai .
Mohit................( Gusse me ) Kutte Meri Patni Ko Hath bhi lagaya To Teri Jaan Le luga .
Raj....................( Devil Smie )
Raj Saloni Ko Apne Pass Khichta Hai . Usko Kamar Se Kas Kar Pakadta Hai AUr Uske Hotho Par Apne Hot Rakh Chusne Lagta Hai .
Raj Ki is Harqat Se Saloni Ke Sharir Me Alag Hi Hulchul Machi Aur Wahi Mohit Ke Saath Saath Suresh Bhi Aag Babula Ho Jata Hai . Wahi Maya Ko Dar Tha Ki Kahi Uske Saath Aesa Na Ho .
Raj Kapdo Ke Upar Se Hi Saloni Ke boobs jor se dabata hai Jiski Wajah Se Saloni Ke Muh Se Jor Se Aaahhhhh Nikal Jati Hai .
Mohit.................( Gusse me ) Haramzaade Chod Meri Biwi Ko . Tu Saale Bachega Nahi Mujhse .
Suresh Kuch Nahi Bolta . Wo Jaanta Tha Ki Abhi Jis Jagah Wo Fasa Hua Hai , Wo Abhi Kuch Nahi Kar Sakta Tha .
Raj Mohit Ko Ansuna Kar Deta Hai .
Raj................Chal Apne Kapde Nikal .
Saloni.............. ( Fear )
Raj Apni Backpocket Se Apni Gun Nikalta Hai . Gun Dekhkar Hi Saloni Dar Jati Hai . Wo Apni Sari Utar Deti Hai . Saloni Sirf Blouse Aur Peticot Me Thi .
Raj.....................( Haath Me Gun Lekar ) Sare Kapde
Saloni Dar Ke Maare Sare Kapde Khol Deti Hai . Saloni Pehle Bhi Nangi Ho Chuki Thi Ayaan Ke Saamne Aur Usse Kayi Baar Chudayi Bhi Ki Thi Lekin Hamesha Akele Me Chaar Diwaari Me Hota Tha .
Aaj Saamne Uska Pati , Uska Sasur , Uski Devrani Aur Filhaal Hi Mara Gaya Dinesh Us Jagah Maujood The .
Raj Gun Apni Back Pocket Me Rakh Leta Hai . Saloni Ko Aesa Dekh Raj Ka Bhi Lund Jhatka Maarne Lagta Hai . Suresh Ka Bhi Lund Khada Ho Gaya Tha Apni Bahu Ko Nanga Dekh . Mohit Ko Bahut Zyada Gussa Aa Raha Tha . ( Mohit Namard ' Impotent ' Tha . )
Raj Apni Pent Khol deta Hai . Raj Ka Bada Lund Sabke Saamne Tha .
Raj Ka Lund Dekhkar Saloni Ke Chehre Ke Rang Ud Jaate Hai . Ayaan Ka Karib 6 Inch Ka Lund Tha Wahi Raj Ka 9 Inch Ka Tha . Maya Ki Bhi Nazar Raj Ke Lund Par Padti Hai . Ek Baar To Wo Apna Muh Hata Deti Hai Par Ek Baar Wo Waapas Dekhti Hai To Uski Nazar Us Par Gad Jaati Hai .
Raj Saloni Ko Ungli Se Ishara Karta Hai Jise Saloni Samaj Jaati Hai Aur Dar Kar Niche Baith Jati Hai .
Saloni Ke Saamne Raj Ka Lund Tha . Ab Uske Andar Bhi Khujli Ho Raha Thi . Uska Hath Dhire Dhire Raj Ke Lund Par Aata Hai . Raj Ka Lund Uske Chute Hi Ek Jhatka Maarta Hai .
Raj Apna Lund Aage Kar Uske Muh Me Daal Deta Hai . Saloni Ke Pure Muh Me Lund Ghus Gaya Tha . Raj Jor Se Dhakke Maarna Start Kar Deta Hai . Saloni Ki Haalat Kharaab Hone Lagti Hai .
Saloni Ki Haalat Kharaab Hone Lagti Hai . Raj Dhadadhar Uske Muh Ko Pele Jaa Raha Tha . Raj Rukne Ka Name Hi Nahi Le Raha Tha . Saloni Ki Aankho Se Aansu Nikalna Start Ho Jate Hai . Karib 30 Min Ke Baad Raj Saloni Ke Muh Ke Andar Hi Discharge Ho Jata Hai .
Saloni Ki Haalat Bahut Zyada Kharaab Ho Jati Hai .
Raj Apni Pent Waapas Pehen Leta Hai .
Raj...................( Saloni Ko ) Wear Your Stuff !
Ye Kehkar Wo Mohit Ke Pass Jata Hai Aur Apne Right Hand Se Uske Muh Par Jordaar Punch Maarta Hai Jiski Wajah Se Mohit Ki Naak Se Khun Behta Hai . Raj Apna Khanjar Nikalta hai . Raj Ne Ye Khanjar Waapas Us Jagah Se Utha Liya Tha . Ye Raj Ka Favourite Khanjar Tha .
Raj..................( chillakar ) Stop !
Saloni Jo Apne Kapde Haath Me Lekar Basement Se Bhaag Rahi Thi Wo Raj Ki Aawaz Sun Ruk Jaati Hai Aur Palat Jati Hai . Raj Piche Mudta Hai Aur Apni Gun Nikalta Hai . Raj Saloni Par Aim Karta Hai . Saloni Ka Dar Ke Mare Bura Haal Ho Gaya Tha . Uske Muh Me Bhi Bahut Dard Ho Raha Tha .
Raj..................( Smile ) Itni Bhi Kya Jaldi Hai .
Ye Kehkar Wo Saloni Ke Pass Jata Hai Aur Uske Hath se Uske Kapde Dur Fek Leta Hai . Saloni Abhi Bhi Nangi Thi . Raj Usko Gun Se Ishara Karta Hai . Saloni Dar Ke Mare Aage Chalti Hai .
Raj Saloni Ko Nangi Hi Waapas Baandh Leta Hai . Uske Baad Raj Mohit Ke pass Jata Hai Aur Apna Khanjar Nikal Sidha Uski Ek Aankh Me Maarta Hai . Uski Cheenkhe Nikalni Chalu Ho Jati Hai .
Uske Baad Raj Suresh Ke Pass Jata Hai .
Raj..................Meri Behen ke Bare Me Bhi Tujhko Pata Hoga . Ab Chup Chaap Bata Meri Badi Behen Kaha Hai Warna Tera Bada Beta Bhi Tere Chote Bete Ke Pass Chala Jayega .
Suresh..................( Devil Smile ) Hogi Kisi Kothe Par Randi Bankar Baithi Hogi .
Raj Ko Uski Baato Se Khun Khol Jata Hai Aur Wo Khanjar Lekar Sidha Uske Muh Par Jordaar Waar Karta Hai . Suresh Ke Cheek Ke Aarpaar Ho Gaya Tha Khanjar . Uske Muh Se Jordaar Cheekh Nikal Jati Hai . Raj Wo Khanjar Nikalta Hai Aur Waapas Khanjar Uske Dusre Cheek Par Maarta Hai . Uski Waapas Cheekh Nikal Jati Hai . Raj Uska Haath Jo Bandha Hua Tha Uski Nas Kaat Deta Hai . Suresh Ki Cheekhe Rukne Ka Naam Nahi Le Rahi Thi . Raj Uski Dono Hatho Ki Nase Kaat Deta Hai . Uske Khoon Ki Bundo Ab Leher Ban Gayi Thi
Raj Apni Gun Nikalta Hai Aur Mohit Ke Sar Par Shoot Kar Deta Hai . Goli Sidha Mohit Ke Sar Par Lagti Hai .
Suresh Apne Beto Ko Marte Hue Dekh Raha Tha . Usko Bahut Dukh Ho Raha Tha Par Ab Uske Haath Me Kuch Nahi Tha .
Raj.................( Mann Me ) Mere Pass Jyada Waqt Nahi Hai . Mujhe Didi Ko Bhi Dhundhna Hai Aur Jald Mumbai Bhi Jana Hai .
Ye Baat Usne Is Liye Boli Thi Kyunki Ritu Ko Raj Ne Jungle Wali Family Ke Saath Rakha Tha Aur Jab Raj Ne Apna Mobile Kiya Tha To Uski Family Ke Itne Sare Missed Calls Aur Messeges The Ki Pucho Mat .
Raj Apna Khanjar Leta Hai Aur Aage Badhta Hai . Wo Ek Baar Suresh Ki Aankho Me Gusse Se Dekhta Hai Aur Khanjar Se Uske Pure Sharir Me Hole Banane Lagta Hai .
‘ Khuchhhhh Khuchhhhhh Khuchhhhh Khuchhhhhh
Khuchhhhh Khuchhhhhh
Khuchhhhh Khuchhhhhh
Khuchhhhh Khuchhhhhh ’
“ Aaaaggggghhhhhhhhhhh ”
Suresh Ki Cheekhe Nikal Rahi Thi . Raj Khanjar Sidha Suresh Ke Gale Me Daalta Hai .
Suresh Ke Muh Se Tab Aankhri 'Aaaagggggghhhhhhh' Ki Cheekh Nikalti Hai Aur Uski Aankhe Band Ho Jati Hai .
Raj Ke Dil Me Thodi Shaanti Hoti Hai Par Uska Dil Abhi Bhi Bechain Tha . Wo Baar Baar Apni Badi Behen Ke Bare Me Soch Raha Tha Ki Wo Kaha Hogi .
Raj Bagal Me Dekhta Hai To Maya Aur Saloni Rassiyo Se Bandhi Huyi Thi Wahi Saloni Nangi Thi . Raj Unke Pass Jata Hai Aur Dono Ki Rassiya Kholta Hai . Dono Ki Aankho Me Dar Tha . Dono Ke Saamne 3 Murder Hue The Aur Murdere Unke Saamne Tha .
Raj..............( Saloni Se ) Kapde Pehenle Warna Me Out Of Control Ho Jauga
Saloni Jhatpat Apne Kapde Leti Hai Aur Pehenne Lagti Hai .
Raj Apna Khanjar Aur Apni Gun Waapas Apni Zeb Me Rakh Leta Hai .
Raj...................Agar Tum Dono Me Se Kisine Bhi Yaha Jo Bhi Hua Wo Kisiko Bhi Bataya To Unke Aur Unke Pariwar Ke Saath Acha Nahi Hoga . Kyu Maya ! Tumhari Badi Behen Anjali Jo Mumbai Me Rehti Hai Aur Saloni Tumhari Behen Chiya .
Dono Bahut Dar Jaati hai .
Raj..................Chupchaap Upar Jaakar Bag Pack Karke Nikal Jao Yaha Se Aur Haan Don't Try To Be Oversmart .
Ye Kehke Raj Waha Se Upar Chala Jata Hai . Maya Aur Saloni Bhi Chupchaap Uske Piche Aa Rahi Thi . Saloni Aur Maya Unke Room Me Chali Jaati Hai . Unke Chehre Par Pasina Aur Dar Dono Mandra Rahe The .
Connection Abhi Tak Nahi Aaya Tha Mension Me . Raj Mension Se Bahar Nikalta Hai . Ek Baar Wo Aaspaas Nazar Ghumata Hai . Malhotra Mension Bahut Bada Tha . Koyi Ghar Uske Aaspass Nahi Tha . Lagbhag 300 Metre Dur Wo Apartment Tha Jisme Raj Ne
Raj......................() Hope We Meet Again .
Saloni Aur Maya Dono Waha Se Nikal Jaati Hai . Saloni Delhi Ki Hi Thi Wahi Maya Ke Parents Uttrakhand Ke Dehradun Me Rehte Hai . Anjali Ke Pita Unke Samaj Ke Bahut Bade Aur ijjatdar Aadmi Hai .
Abhi Raj Malhotra Mension Me Tha Suresh Ke Working Room Me . Raj Room Ki Chan- Bin Kar Raha Tha . Pure Ghar Ki Usne Phle Hi Kar Li Thi Par Is Jagah Ki Usne Nahi Ki Thi . Raj Suresh Ke Room Ki Puri Tarah Se Jaach Karta Hai Par Waha Usko Uske Kaam Ki Koyi Cheez Nahi Milta Siwaye Uske Laptop Ke . Raj Laptop Open Karne Ka Try Karta Hai Par Us Par Password Laga Hua Tha . Raj Us Laptop Ko Apne Hath Me Le Leta Hai Aur Hall Me Aa Jata Hai . Raj Laptop Table Par Rakh Deta Hai . Uske Baad Wo Ghar Ke Garden Ke Piche Jata Hai Jaha Ek Chota Electricity Room Tha . Raj Waha Jaakar Sare Connections Off Kar Leta Hai
Uske Baad Raj Waapas Se Mension Me Aakar Kitchen Me Jata Hai Aur Ek Gas Cylinder Ka Dhakkan Khol deta Hai . Wo Cylinder Bhara Hua Tha . Raj Dusra Bhara Hua Cylinder Apne Right Hand Se Hall Me Lekar Jata Hai Aur Usko Khol Deta Hai . Uske Baad Raj Laptop Lekar Mension Ke Bahar Chala Jata Hai . Raj Mension Se Thoda Dur Chala Jata Hai .
Uske Baad Raj Apni Back Pocket Se Gun Nikalta Hai Aur
' Dhannnngggg '
Ek Bullet Ki Goli Apni Normal Velocity Ke Saath Apna Rasta Tay Kar Sidha Mension House Pahuchti hai aur
'Booooooooommmmmmmm'
Ek Bahut Bada Blast Hota Hai . Jo Malhotra Mension Kuch Samay Phle Croro Ka Tha Wo Ab Raakh Me Badal Gaya Tha
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Kuch Din Pehle
Aggrawal Family Jo Trip Par gyi Huyi Thi Wo Waapas India Aa Rahi Thi Prachi Ki Engagement Ke Liye . Jab India Se Bahar The Tabhi Unhone Raj Aur Ritu Se Bahut Contact Karne Ki Koshish Ki Par Dono Me Se Kisika Call Nahi Lag Raha Tha . Vaishali Savita ( Neighbour ) ( Introduced in Update 4 ) Ko Call Karti Hai Jiski Wajah Se Unko Pata Chalta Hai Ki Raj Aur Ritu Dono Yaha Dikhayi Hi Nahi Dete Aur Ghar Par Tala Bhi Laga Hua Hai . Aggrawal Family India Aati Hai . Unke Pass Ofcoursely Extra Keys To Thi Hi . Raj Aur Ritu Dono Ka Kahi Ata Pata Nahi Tha . Aayushi , Tina Aur Siya Bhi Bahut Pareshan Ho Rahi Thi .
Vaishali Ka Bhai Ramesh , Jaya Aur Saath Me Radha Bhi Aayi Hui Thi Wahi Jaya Aur Radha Ko Raj Ki Zyada Chinta Thi . Aayushi Diya Aur Raj Ke Dusre Friends Se Bhi Puchti Hai Par Waha Se Bhi Koyi Pata Nahi Chalta . Diya Bhi Bahut Pareshan Ho Jaati Hai .
Par Sirf Yahi Nahi Hua Tha
Prachi Ki Engagement Ho Chuki Thi . Vaishali Ne Shilpa Ko Kaha Tha Ki Engagemet Date Delay Kar Dete Hai Par Shilpa Ne Kisi Ki Koyi Baat Nahi Suni . Prachi Ki Bhi Engagement Ho Gayi Thi Shekhar Khurana Ke Saath Prachi Ki Marzi Ke Bina . Prachi Ko Bhi Khabar Lag Gayi Thi Raj Aur Ritu Ke Ghum Hone Ki .
Pihu Ko Bhi Ye Baat Pata Chal Gayi Thi Ki Vikram Hi Uska Asli Pita Hai . Pihu Ke Liye Ye Kisi Shock Se Kam Nahi Tha . Halaanki Vandana Uski Real Mom Hai Wo Bhi Usko Tabhi Pata Chala Par Vandana Aur Pihu Ke Bich Bond Bahut Jyada Acha Tha Jiski Wajah Se Kabhi Ye Mehsoos Hi Nahi Hota . Pihu Ko Bhi Pata Chalta Hai Ki Raj Uska Step Brother hai Jo Uske Liye Kisi Setback Se Kam Nahi Tha . Aakhir Wo Raj Ko Like Karti Thi .
Pihu Ko Bhi Pata Chalta Hai Diya Ke Jariye Ki Raj Kahi Laapata Ho Gaya Jiski Wajah Se Pihu Bhi Tension Me Aa Jaati Hai . Ravi Aur Suhana Dono College Aate Hi Nahi The .
Aur Sabse Jyada Koyi Pareshan Aur Dukhi Tha Wo Aur Koyi Nahi Balki Aayushi Thi . Sirf Aayushi Ko Hi Ritu Ke Rap Ke Bare Me Pata Tha . Aayushi Kisi Ko Kuch Nahi Batati Par Andar Hi Andar Wo Bhi Frustrate Ho Rahi Thi . Raj Aue Ritu Dono Ki Chinta Ho Rahi Thi Aayushi Ko . Aayushi Raj Se Pyaar Bhi Karti Hai Jiski Wajah Se Uski Tension Raj Ke Liye Badhti Hi Jaati Hai .
In 3 - 4 Dino Me Raj Ki Life Me Ek Bhuchaal Hi Aa Gaya Tha .
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Kal Raat Sandhya Raat Ki 8 Baje Aaram Se Tehelte Tehelte Apne Ghar Aa Rahi Thi . Par Aaj Sabkuch Wesa Nahi Tha .
Sandhya Ke Ghar Ke Bahar Kayi Log Jama Hua The . Sab Log Ek Gola Banakar Khade The . Sandhya Ko Bhi Thoda Ajib Lagta Hai . Sandhya Logo Ko Hatakar Andar Dekhti Hai To Uski Duniya Wahi Tham Gayi Thi .
Saamne Uske Pita Ganpatram Ka Shav Pada Hua Tha . Ganpathram Safed Kapde se Thaka Hua Tha Aur Uska Chehra Dikh Raha Tha .
Sandhya Ganpatram Ke Pass Jaati Hai Aur Niche Baithti Hai .
Sandhya..............( Shav Ko Hilate Hue ) Ganpatram Aaj Khaana Me Kya Banaya ?
Sabhi Log Use Hi Dekh Rahe The .
Sandhya....................( Hilate Hue ) ( Sniff ) Chalo Na Ganpatram ! Mujhe Bhukh Lagi Hai !
Sandhya Ganpatram Ki Body Ko Hilati Hai Par Koyi Response Nahi Deta . Sandhya Ka Dimaag To Samajh Gaya Tha Par Uska Dil Ye Mannne Ko Kabhi Taiyar Nahi Tha Ki Ab Uske Pita Nahi Rahe .
Sandhya Ki Aankho Se Ab Aansu Beh Rahe The . Uski Bunde Dhire Dhire Dharaaye Ban Rahi Thi .
Sandhya Ganpatram Ko Hila Rahi Thi . Uske Aankho Se Aansu Nikal Rahe The Aur Wo Bas ' Papa Plz Utho ' Chilla Rahi Thi . Aaj Usne Pehli Baar Papa Bola Tha .
Sandhya Ka Sar Ganpathram ke Upar Tha . Sare Log Bas Tamashe Ki Tarah Dekh Rahe The . Sandhya Bas Roye Jaa Rahi Thi .
Uske Baad Kuch Aaurte Aakar Jabardasti Usko Ghar Me Lekar Jaati Hai Kyunki Sandhya Ka Ro Ro Kar Itna Bura Haal Ho Gaya Tha Ki Usko Thik Se Saans Bhi Nahi Le Paa Rahi Thi .
' Papa Plz Utho '
Ye Kehkar Sandhya Bhi Behosh Ho Jaati Hai .
Asal Me Ganpathram Jab Apni Office Ke Bahar Tha Tab Achanak Ek Badi Si Lorry Aakar Uska Accident Kar Leti Hai . Ganpathram Wahi Apna Saath Chod Deta Hai . Ganpathram Ke Office Friends Uski Body Ko Cover Kar Uske Ghar Ke Bahar Hi Chod Deti Hai . Koyi Bhi Padosi Us Shav Ko Haath Bhi Nahi Lagata .
Padosi Sandhya Ko Call Karte Hai Par Sandhya Call Nahi Uthati Kyunki Usko Tab Lagta Hai Ki Shayad Unho e Uski Shikayat Karne Ke Liye Call Kiya Hoga .
Today Morning
Sandhya Government Hospital Me Thi . Uske Neighbour Uske Behosh Hone Ke Baad Usko Hospital Lekar Aa Jate Hai Aur Ek Neighbour Sandhya Ke Phone Se Uske Last Recent Calls Me Se Ek Ko Call Karke Sab Bata Deta Hai .
Jab Subah Sandhya Ki Aankhe Khulti Hai To Uske Bagal Me Ek Ladki Chair Par Baithi Huyi Thi . Ye Ladki Aur Koyi Nahi Balki Aditi Thi
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{ Update Me Kuch Problem Ho To Sorry }
I AM SORRY BABU FOR LATE PAR AB JIS FIELD ME MAIN HU WAHA SUBAH 8 SE RAAT 8 SIRF OFFICE ME HI NIKAL JAATA HAI AUR USKE BAAD FAMILY TIME BHI SPEND KARNA PADTA HAI AUR WESE BHI FESTIVALS BHI THE ABHI AUR CRICKET FESTIVAL BHI TO CHAL RAHA HAI . SO AFTERALL BUY YOUR WINE STOCK FOR TODAY INDIA VS ENGLAND MATCH . THANK YOU
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( Jab Subah Sandhya Ki Aankhe Khulti Hai To Uske Bagal Me Ek Ladki Chair Par Baithi Huyi Thi . Ye Ladki Aur Koyi Nahi Balki Aditi thi)
Ab Aage :-
Raj Auto Ki Madad Se Aman Ke Ghar Pahucha . Auto Me Bhi Autowala Use Ajeeb Looks De Raha Tha Kyunki Raj Ke Chehre Par Gehre Nishan The Aur Shirt Bhi Halki Si Fatt Gayi Thi . Uske Baad Aman Use Apni Dusri Shirt Pehnakar Hospital Lekar Jata Hai . Hospital Me Raj Ke Left Hand Me Minor Fracture Ke Bare Me Bataya Gaya . Raj Ka Pura Treatment Kiya Gaya . Raj ke Left hand Me Puri Bandage Laga Di Thi .
Raj Aur Aman Waapas Ghar Par Aate Hai . Uske Baad Aman Aur Raj Lunch Karte Hai . Raj Bhi Bahut Bhuka Tha To Usne Bhi Bharpet Khana Khaya . Aman Ke Pita Ghar Par Nahi The . Aaj Unke Upar Bahut Kaam Tha .
Malhotra Mension Ke Blast Hone Ke Kuch Ghante Baad Hi Yeh News Fail Gayi Thi . Police Walo Ke Pass Bhi Khabar Pahuch Gayi Thi.
Aaj Aman Ke Pita Ne Out Of The Way Jaakar Raj Ki Help Kari Thi . Raj Ka Chehra Waha Dikh Gaya Tha Jab Wo Malhotra Mension Se Thoda Dur Auto Me Baith Raha Tha Jaha Signal Cctv Tha . Par Aman Ke Pita Ne Sare Saboot Mita Diye The .
Unhone Bhi Koyi Galat Kaam Nahi Kiya Tha . Aascharyachakit Wo Bhi The Ki Raj Aur Suresh Malhotra Ka Kya Lafda Ho Sakta Hai Aur Raj To Abhi Bas Ek Teenager Tha Wahi Suresh India Ka Top Don . Duniya Walo Ke Saamne Kuch Aur .
Fir Bhi Aman Ke Pita Ne Raj Ki Madad Ki Raid Ke Maamle Me Aur Baad Me Saboot Mitane Me .
Aman Ke Pita Ko Bhi Raj Par Bilkul Bhi Bharosa Nahi Tha Ki Wo Ye Kar Payega Par Unhone Raj Ka Saath Diya Kyunki Unhe Pata Chala Ki Raj Malhotra Ke Waha Se Bhaag Kar Aaya Hai Aur Waha Se Bhaag Kar Aana Bhi Bahut Badi Baat Thi Aur Suresh Raj Ka Picha Nahi Chodne Wala Tha Ye Baat Aman Ke Pita Ko Bhi Andaza Thi . Raj Ka Saath Dene Ke Liye Unhone Apni Naukri Bhi Khatre Me Daali Thi . Agar Suresh Zinda Hota To Wo Kuch Ghanto Me Hi Apna Saara Raid Kiya Hua Maal Bhi Waapas Le Leta Aur Jisne Raid Dali Hai Uski Bhi Naukri Kha Jata . Suresh Ke Bhi Connections Bahut Majbood The Politics Me Aur Ruling Party Ke Saath To Uska Khaas Sambandh Tha .
Abhi Filhaal Raj Aur Aman Ghar Me Baithe The . Raj Bister Par So Raha Tha Aur Aman Study Kar Raha Tha .
6 Hours Later
Raat Ki 8 baj Rahi Thi . Raj Apni Aankhe Kholta Hai . Kitne Din Baad Use Chain Ki Neend Aayi Aur Kal To Wo Soya Bhi Nahi Tha .
Aman...................Good Morning !
Raj........................Good Evening !!!
Aman......................Tere Liye To Morning hi Hai .
Raj.........................To Saale Dinner Karwayega Ki Lunch !
Aman.....................Chal Haath Muh Dho Le !
Raj Bister Se Khada Hota Hai Aur Bathroom Me Jata Hai . Uske Baad Wo Thoda Fresh Hokar Bahar Aata Hai Aur Apna Mobile Switch On Karta Hai Jo Switch Off Tha .
10 Sec Baad Mobile Open Hota Hai
Raj Apna Mobile Check Karta Hai Jisme Saaf Saaf Missed Calls Ki Lambi List Thi .
Dusri Taraf Jinhone Bhi Raj Ko Call Kiya Tha Unke Mobile Me Bhi Message Chala Gaya Tha .
' Dear Customer , 98×××××××× is Now Available To Take Calls '
Raj Ke Dimaag Me Abhi Sirf Yahi Baat Chal Rahi Thi Ki Wo Kese Dhundhega Apni Badi Behen Ko .
Raj Sochta hai Ki Kal Subah Se Hi Wo Apni Didi Ko Dhundhega .
Raj Jese Hi Mobile Rakhne Wala Hota Hai Uske Mobile Par Call Aata Hai . Ye Call tha Aayushi Ka .
Raj Soch Me Pad Jaata Hai Ki Wo Aayushi Ko Kya Jawab De.
Raj Call Pick Karta Hai .
Aayushi Kuch Bolti Usse Pehle Hi Raj Bol Deta Hai .
Raj.................... Hi Aayushi Wassup Kaisi Ho Tum Aur Tour Kesi Chal Rahi Hai Aur Tina Aur Siya Kesi Hai Tum Log Waapas Kab Aaoge !
Raj Ek Saans Me hi Sabkuch Ek Saath Bol Deta hai .
Aayushi....................( Gusse Me) Raj Kaha Ho Tum ? Tum Thik To ho ? Tum Call Kyu Nahi Utha Rahe The ? Aakhir Tum Ho kaha ?
Raj........................Thaamba Thaamba Sabse Phle Saans Lelo Tum ! Wese Tumhari Trip Kesi Chal Rahi hai !
Aayushi......................( Gusse Me ) Tum Baat Mat Badlo ! Tum Kaha Ho Batao Me Abhi Aati Hu Waha !
Raj......................Are Yrr Chill Aayushi ! Me Abhi Mumbai Me Nahi Hu Aur Tumhari Baato Se Andaza Lag Raha Hai Ki Tum Mumbai Me Hi Ho !
Aayushi..................Tum Ho Kaha ? Aur Didi Kaha Hai ? Tum Dono Apna Phone Kyu Switch Off Kar Rakhe Ho ?
Raj.........................Tumari Sui Ek Hi Jagah Atak Gayi Hai ! Me Abhi Apne Martial Arts Ke Championship Ke Liye Baahar Aaya Hua Hu . Didi Bhi Mere Saath Hai ! Galti Meri Hai Mene Call Karke Inform Nahi Kiya Jiske Liye I am Really Sorry Aur Didi Aur Me Kuch Din Me Waapas Aa Jayege !
Aayushi..................Didi Kaha Hai ? Unka bhi Call Nahi Lag Raha !
Raj......................Are Yrr Ek To Is Baar Championship J&K Me Hai Aur Is Jagah Kabhi Network Aata Hai aur Kabhi Nahi Aata hai .
Raj Pehle Bhi Martial Arts Ki Championship Battle Ke Liye Alag Alag State Me Jaa Chuka Hai Par Wo Sirf Ek Hi Baar Vaishali Ke Sath Gaya . Uske Baad Wo College Ke 1st Year Me Akela Gaya Tha .
Aayushi...................Tum Waapas Kab Aa Rahe Ho ?
Raj.......................Kuch Din Yahi Hai Hum Dono !
Aayushi................Wese Mujhe Tumse Ek Baat Karni Thi !
Raj.......................To Fir Itni Der Se Hum Kya Kar Rahe The !
Aayushi..................Baat To Suno ! Prachi Ki Engagement Ho Gayi Hai !
Raj.............( Mann Me ) WTF !
Raj...................... Jara Waapas Batana !
Aayushi....................Prachi Ki Engagement Ho Gayi Hai Aur Agle Mahine Hi Shaadi Bhi Hai !
Raj.......................KYAAAAA ? I Mean Kese ? Kaha Aur Kab ? Ye Kese Hua ?
Aayushi.................Tum Yaha Jaldi Se Aa Jao Uske Baad Sab Pata Chal Jayega Aur Haan Ha Waha Se Prachi Ke Liye Koyi Gift Bhi Lekar Aa Jana Prachi Ko Congratulate Karne Ke Liye !
Uske Baad Raj Call Cut Kar Deta Hai .
Raj.....................( Mann Me ) Sala Ye Problem Khatam Kyu Nahi Ho Rahe ?
Uske Baad Raj Prachi Ko Call Karta Hai .
Wahi Dusri Taraf Prachi Call Nahi Uthati .
Raj Waapas Call Karta Hai . Is Baar Prachi Call Utha Deti Hai .
Raj................Hi Prachi !
Prachi Koyi Response Nahi Deti .
Raj................. Hello ! Meri Aawaz Rahi Hai ! hello ?
Prachi..................( Gusse Me ) Tumne Bhi Congrats Karne Ke Liye Call Kiya Hai Kya ?
Raj.........................Ufff !! Aaj Meri Meethi Kajukatli Mirchi Bani Huyi Hai !
Prachi.................( Gusse Me ) Fursat Mil Gayi Tumhe Call Karne Ki !
Raj........................Shant Meri Kajukatli Shant !
Prachi..................( Gusse me )
Bahut Jaldi Yaad Aa Gayi Tumhe Meri ! Tum Ho Kaha Abhi ?
Raj.......................Me Abhi Maharashtra Me Nahi Hu ! Mere Sath Didi Bhi Hai ! Aur Haan Meri Baat Dhyaan Se Suno Prachi !
Raj..................... Me Hamesha Tumhare Saath Hu ! Bhale Hi Kuch Bhi Ho Jaye Par Me Hamesha Tumhare Saath Hu ! Agar Meri Wajah Se Tum Kabhi Bhi Hurt Ho Uske Liye Me Tumse Pehle Se Hi Maafi Maangta Hu ! Aur Haan I Love You ! Apna Khyaal Rakhna Me Jaldi Mumbai Aauga Uske Baad Bahut Kuch Badal Jayega !
Ye Kehkar Raj Call Rakh Deta Hai . Prachi Ko Yahi Lagta Hai Ki Raj Usko Sorry Bol Raha Hai Par Raj Usko Sorry Aage Jo Hone Wala Tha Uske Liye Keh Raha Tha Kyunki Ab Raj Shilpa Ki Kya Haalat Karega Wo To Raj Ko Bhi Nahi Khabar .
" Tring " " Tring "
Raj Ka mobile Firse Bajta Hai . Ye Call Tha Diya Ka .
Raj Call Pick Karta Hai .
Raj...................Hello !
Diya................( Hadbadi Me )
Hello Raj Tum Kaha Ho ? Mera Call Kyu Nahi Utha Rahe ? Tum Thik To Ho Na ! Tum Jawaab Kyu Nahi De Rahe Ho ?
Raj.....................Aap Hukum De To Hum Kuch Bol Sake Sarkaar !
Diya...................( Gusse Me ) Tum Kaha Ho ?
Raj....................J&K
Diya.....................WHATTTT ? Tum Waha Kya Kar Rahe Ho ?
Raj.......................Yaha Ki Haseen Wadiyo Me Enjoy Kar Raha Hu !
Diya.......................( Gusse Me ) Tumhe Pata Bhi Hai Yaha Sab Tumhare Liye Kitne Tension Me Hai !
Raj....................... Pata Hai Diya ji Mujhe Sab Pata Hai !
Diya.....................( Gusse Me )
Tumhara Mobile Switch Off Kyu Bata Raha Hai ?
Raj...................... Bas Aese Hi !
Me Nahi Chahta Ki In Haseen Waadiyo Me Mujhe Koyi Disturb Kare !
Diya.....................Tumhe Pata Hai Tumhare Kitne Projecta Pending Hai ! Pehle Tum Apne Gaon Gaye Aur Uske Baad Sidha J&k Chale Gaye .
Hamare Semesters Bhi Bahut Pass Hai !
Raj.....................Ok Diya Ji Hum Jaldi Hi Prastut Hoge ! Ab Hum Aagya Dijiye !
Diya....................... KYAAA ?
Raj......................... Bye !
Raj Call Cut Kar Deta Hai .
Raj Mobile Ko Jeb Me Rakh Leta Hai . Uske Baad Baahar Jaakar Bathroom Me Hath Muh Dhota Hai Aur Dinning Table Par Aa Jata Hai .
Aman...................Bahut Time Lag Gaya !
Raj.........................Ha Wo Ghar Se Phone Aaya Tha !
Uske Baad Aman Khana Serve Karta Hai . Aman Khana Acha Bana Leta Tha .
Raj.......................Wese Muskan Di Kaha Hai !
Aman....................Didi Mere Nani Ke Ghar Gayi Hui !
Raj......................Hmmm !
Uske Baad Hum Dono Dinner Kar Lete Hai !
Raj Dinner Karke Hath Dho Leta Hai Aur Sofe Par Baith Jata Hai . Aman Bhi Pass Aakar Baith Jata Hai .
Raj.....................Aur Bata ! Kesi Chal Rahi Hai Life !
Aman..................Puch Mat ! Semester Sar Par Hai !
Raj........................ To Saale Thoda Padh Bhi Liya Kar ! Pure Din Sale Ladkiyo Par Hi Dhyaan Deta Hoga !
Aman..................Bhosdike Tere Jesa Nahi Hu ! Saale Padhayi Me Mann Hi Nahi Lagta ! Interest Hi Nahi Aata.
Raj.......................To Fir Kis Cheez Me Interest Hai ?
Aman....................Yrr Apne Khud Ka Startup Kholne Ka Bahut Ideas Aate Hai But Yrr Me Confident Hi Nahi Hu !
Raj......................Hmmm ! Abhi To Dekh Mere Bhai ! Apne Upar Confidence Nahi Hoga To Tu Kuch Bhi Kabhi Bhi Nahi Kar Payega ! Ha Early Success Bhale Hi Na Mile Par Puri Dedication Ke Sath Hardwork Karta Jayega Aur Apne Sath Honest Rahega To Tu Kuch Bhi Kar Sakta Hai , Startup To Kya Hi Cheez Hai !
Aman...................Saale Tu Bina Kaam Ke MBA Kar Raha Hai ! Me To Bolta Hu Motivational Speaker Hi Banja !
Raj......................Tu Mere Career Ke Piche Hi Kyu Pada Hai ! Pehle Tu Bolta Tha Ki CA Me Kuch Nahi Rakha ! Uske Baad Mene MBA Karne Ki Sochi To Tu...
Aman..................(Bich me hi)
Me To Mazaak Kar Raha Tha Yarrrr ! Tu Saale Chaprasi Ban Ya Shamsher Khurana Ban Mujhe Kya Karna !
Raj...................Ahh Kon Shamsher Khurana ?
Ye Sawaal Raj JaanBuch Kar Puchta Hai .
Aman......................Bsdk Tu Shamsher Khurana Ko Nahi Jaanta ! Pehle World Ke Top 3 Richest Man Me Aata Tha But Ab No. 1 Par Aa Chuka Hai . Apna Indian No.1 Par Hai Isse Koyi Jyada Badi Baat Hai Kya !
Raj.....................Sahi Hai ! Apne Kya Karna ! Wese Yrr Sun ! Gala Sukh Raha Hai !
Aman....................Uthkar Pani Pi Le ! Ye Tera Bhi Ghar Hai Aur Me Tera Naukar Nahi Hu !
Raj...................Bsdk Pani Ki Baat Nahi Kar Raha Hu ! Wine Ki Baat Kar Raha hu !
Aman.................. Saale Sidha Sidha Bolna To ! Papa To Shayad Aaj Nahi Aayege ! Chal Kisi Pub Me Chalte Hai ! Par Tera Ye Haath ?
Raj..................Saale Mera Right Hand Abhi Abhi Full On Hai ! Chal Ab !
Uske Baad Me Aur Aman Dono Bike Par Baith Kar Ek Bar Me Jata Hu .
Me Aur Aman Dono Bar Ki Chair Par Baith Jaate Hai .
Raj.....................( Waiter Ko ) 2 Glass Cabernet Sauvignon !
Uske Baad Hamari Drink Aa Jati Hai .
Me Aur Aman Dono Ek - Ek Shot Maarte Hai .
Aman....................Sale Wine To Mast Thi !
Uske Baad Hum Waiter Ko Bolkar Dono 2 Aur Shot Maarte Hai .
Aman..................Sale Kya Maal Hai Yrr !
Raj Aman Ki Nazro Ka Picha Karta Hai . Raj Ki Nazre Bhi Us Ladki Par Jaati Hai .
Dudh Ke Jitna Gora Rang , Chote Kapde Aur Dance Karte Waqt Uski Hilti Huyi Kamar .
Raj...................Chod Apne Kya Lena Dena !
Uske Baad Raj Aur Aman 3 Shot Aur Lagate Hai . Ab Dono Ko Halka Halka Nasha Chadh Raha Tha .
Raj Aur Aman Uske Baad 10 Shot Aur Lagate Hai . Dono Ko Nasha Chadh Gaya Tha .
In Morning
Raj Ki Aankhe Khulti Hai . Wo Ek Bed Par Leta Hua Tha . Wo Angdaai Lete Hue Uthta Hai To Wo Chaunk Jata Hai Kyunki Uske Sharir Par Koyi Kapda Nahi Tha . Wo Bagal Me Dekhta Hai To Ek Ladki Puri Nangi Hokar Uske Bagal Me So Rahi Thi . Ye Wahi Ladki Thi Jo Bar Me Dikhi Thi
Raj..................( Mann Me ) FUCCCKKKKKK !!!!