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UPDATE 37
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ab kareeb shaam ka time ho gaya tha aur aaj to main bahut khush tha
meri khushi mere chehre pe alag se dikh rayi thi koi bhi bata sakta tha k aaj mai bahut khush hu
aur tina bhi ghar aa gayi , main sofe pe baitha huya tha TV ke samne
tina - bhai kya kar raha hai
me - kuch nai bas aise hi
tina - tv to chaalu nai hai ye kar kya raha hai tun , kya man hi man muskura raha hai
me - bas aise hi tina meri tina aaj bas moood mera bahut acha hai
tina - kyun ye to bata
me - bas kya batayun meri tina main to aaj bas khushi ke maare pagal ho gaya hun
tina - arey bata to kya baat hai
me - tun meri baatien chod meri pyari choti sweet cute beautiful bhen , tun apni bata kahan se aa rayi hai
tina - kya baat hai itna kuch 1 hi baar main , aaj tun kuch jyada hi khush lag raha hai
me - haan wo to main hun , tun kahan se aa rayi hai
tina - kuch nai bas pehle tutuon gayi thi aur ab saheli ke yahan se aa rayi hun
me - badi der laga di tune aaj to 7 baj gaye hain , main tera hi intezaar kar raha tha , main bahar jaa raha hun tun darwaaja band kar diyo
tina - theek hai , kahan jaa raha ai
me - kahin nai bas dosto ke paas aaj party hai
tina - kiski party hai
me - bas samajh lai meri hai
tina - matlab
me - arey matlab tun nai samjhe ki pagal , chal main chalta hun
tina - ok
aur fir main bahar chal deta hun aur apne dsto ke saath baith jaata hun
jaheeer hi baat hai mere dost bhi mujhe dekh ke mujhse puchne lag gaye aaj tun itna khush kyun hai , ab unhe kya batata main kyun itna khush hun
bas maine to yehi bola ke aaj meri taraf se party sab ko
mere dost jinke saath main baitha tha wo the pankaj , sparsh aur ranvijay
pankaj - abey bata to kya baat hai aaj itna khush kyun hai
me - yaar kya batayun bas itne time se jiss cheez ke peeche pagal to wo mil gayi
pankaj - kya matlab kya mil gayi
sparsh - abey aise kaunsi cheez hai jiske peeche tun pagal tha , tun to waise hi pagal hai
me - haan main to aaj pagal hi ho gaya hun ye samjh lo , aaj tum sab ko party ravi ki taraf se jitni daaru peene hai piye jitna khaana hai khayo , aaj ravi ka dil bahut bada ho gaya hai , aaj khul ke enjoy maa ki chut
pankaj - kya baat kya baat , chal beta aaj party hi sayi
ranvijay - aaj tak ravi tujhe humne aise to nai dekha
me - mere bhai abse to tum mujhe aise hi dekho ge khush aur awesome bilkul maa ki chut
aur fir hum sab daaru peene lag jaate hai aur main to bahut hi jyada peeta hun , itni nai ke girne lag jayun lekin itni ki suroor ban jaye lekin hosh main rayun
ab jab main nashe main ho gaya to mere dost mujhe mere ghar chod ke sab chale gaye aur main ghar jaake sidha apne kamre main gaya aur sau gaya
raat main kareeeb 3 baje meri aankh khuli paani peene ke liye , ab raat main daru peene ke baad badi pyas lagti hai to main rasoi main gaya paani peene ke liye aur paani peene ke baad jaise hi palta wahan meri bhen dips aa rayi thi
me - hello Di
ab DI ki jabse maine chudayi kari hai tabse use dekha nai maine
Di koi jawab nai deti aur glass laike paani bharne lag jaati hai
me - kya baat hai meri pyari DI abhi tak gussa hai kya mujhse
koi jawab hi nai de rayi
main fir DI ke bilkul paas jaake khada ho jaata hun uske peeche
me - kya baat meri DI aaj subah ki kahani pasand nai aayi kya
Di - haat ravi jjaane de mujhe itni raat main pareshan na kar please
me - haye meri DI itna gussa , itna gussa bhi aata hai meri DI ko
Di - hatja na ravi raat ke 3 baj raye hain kal baat kar lenge na
me - acha to pehle ye bata meri DI mujhse naraaz to nai hai na
Di - nai please kal baat karte hain na hum
me - chal ok DI kal hi karte hain , wohi mera matlab hai baat
aur Di meri iss baat pe joki double meaning ki thi , sunkar muskura kar wahan se chal deti hai
abhi bhi banavti gussa iska gaya nai , aur fir main bhi apne kamre main jaake sau jaata hun
ab jab main utha to khud hi utha tha mujhe koi uthane nai aaya tha
maine ghadi ki taraf dekha to bhenchod 12 baj chuke the , maine apne aap se kahan bhenhcod aaj to bahut jyada sau gaya , kal itni jyada nai peeni chahiye thi , lekin saala ocassion hi aisa tha , chalo koi na aur fir main uth ke gaya naha dho ke tayar hokar
apne kamre se bahar nikla aur Tv waale kamre main gaya
aur jaise hi maine TV waale kamre main Entry maari
MERI GAND FATT KEE HAATH MAIN AA GAYI , meri pairo ke neeche se zameeen khisak gayi ye kya bhenchod
ab main TV waale kamre main jaise hi ghussa , meri aankhein fatti ki fatii reh gayi
ye kya bhenchod , akhir ye kaise ho gaya what the fuck are they both doing here and wo bhi dono saath saath kaise hai
ye to gand fatne waale baat ho gayi , main to wahan 1 dum statue sa ban ke khada ho gaya
mere saamne tina baithi huyi thi and use saath meri ex-girlfriend seema thi
lekin gaand fatne waali baat ye nai thi
gaand fatne waali baat thi ke unke saath sunaina thi
wo sunaina jiss se meri phone pe baat hoti rehti hai
wo sunaina jisko maine pankaj se chuaraya tha
wo sunaina jiske liye ravi --- ravi nai ,,, balki pankaj hai
bhenchod aur wo bhi seema ke saath aayi hai jisski main chudayi maaar maar ke thak gaya tha
seema and sunaina 1 saath aur wo bhi tina ke saath mere ghar main
ab gaand hi fategi agar inhone mujhe dekh liya
main jaldi se palta aur apne kamre ki taraf jaane lkaga
aur wapes jaate mein , main Lamp se takra gaya jis se tina ne dekh liya main wahan aa gaya hun
tina mujhe awaaz lagati , main dusri taraf face kara huya tha
tina - arey bhai tun uth gaya aaj badi late utha hai , aa meri friend se mill jiske main ghar kabhi kabhi stay karti hun
lekin maine apne muh se sirf hmmm hmmmm ki awaaz nikali aur wahan se running lagadi
bhenchod agar sunaina ko pata lag gaya main pankaj nai ravi hun to us se kahani ban ne se pehle hi mera system bigad jaye ga , aur main ye nai chahta tha
aur wo bhi seema aur tina bhi wahin hai , kahani bigad sakti hai
so main apne kamre main jaake lait jaata hun , baal baal bache bhenchod agar sunaina mujhe dekh laiti
aur waise hi meri dimag mian tann se 1 ghanta baja , iski maa ko chodun wahan to meri photo hai jo sunaina ke peeche hi padi huyi thi
ab kya hogaa main ye soch hi raha tha fir mere dimag main idea aya aur main dipa ke kamre main gaya
wo bed pe baithi huyi padayi kar rayi thi
me - di
dipa - haan kya hai kyun aaya hai mere kamre main
me - di wo 1 kaam tha tujhse
dipa - koi kaam kaam nai maine ab kuch nai karna tere saath
me - arey di wo nai meri baat to sun
dipa - kya hai bol
me - di wo tv waale kamre main tina aur uski saheliyan baithi huyi hai wahan meri photo padi hai 1 ladki ke peeche , kya tum wahan jaake use laa sakti ho without leting anyone seee my picture
dipa - kyun tun khud jaake nai laa sakta mujhse keh raha hai , jaa yahan se main pad rayi hun do not disturb me
me - please di agar main jaa sakta to tujhse kehta , please lai aa na
dipa - magar tun khud kyun nai jaa raha aur teri photo ka kya chakkar hai
me - please di bahut lambi kahani hai i will tell u all of it lekin pehle please meri photo lai aaa
dipa - chal theek hai lekin mujhe baat bata kya hai
me - arey di main keh to raha hun i will tell u eveything u'll need to know , but u first have to go and get me my picture and please di ye yaad rakhna koi dekh na paaaye meri wo photo ko
dipa - chal ruk abhi laike aati hun
aur di wahan tv waale kamre main jaati hai
tina - di aap to padayi kar raye the na
dipa - haan wo ravi pareshan kar raha tha uska koi kaam tha wo karne aayi hun
tina - oh acha kya kaam
aur di sunaina ke peeche se meri photo utha laiti hai
tina - ye ravi ki photo kyun utha rayi ho di
dipa - wo ravi mang raha tha keh raha tha use koi kaam hai
tina - oh ok
aur tina sunaina aur seema ke saath busy ho jaati hai
aur di mere paas aake mujhe meri phot haath main pakdati hai aur apni padayi main busy ho jaati hai
dipa - chal ab jaa yahan se teri baatmain baad main sunungi , i need to study now
me - ok di jaise tumhari marji
aur main wahan se bahut khush hokar chal deta hun apne kamre main
aur meri saari khushi mere chehre se gayab ho jaati hai
kyunki bhenchod honiiiiiiiiiiii ko koi nai taal sakta aur meri kismat gadhe ke lund se likhi huyi hai
tina mere kamre main hi thi aur seema aur sunaina bhi uske satah hi the
tina - arey bhai tun kahan tha wo zara tujhse 1 kaam tha hame
aur sunaina mujhe dekh rayi thi aur main sunaina ko
tina- ( sunaina se) haan sunaina bata kya kaam tha tujhe ravi will solve it
lekin sunaina to mujhe aankhen faad faad ke dekh rayi thi aur main use dar ki nazar se dekh raha tha
thodi der ke silence ke baad
sunaina ke muh se nikalti
sunaina - you
thodey silence ke baad sunaina - what the hell
firse thodey silence ke baad sunaina - what
firse thodey silence ke baad
suaniana - ravi , what your ravi , tina ka bhai ravi
tina - kya huya sunaina you know my brother
sunaina - i guess i don;t know him
main to kuch bhi nai bol paa raha tha
tina - kya matlab
sunaina - he told me his name was pankaj
tina - what ? what do you mean
sunaina - just leave it , i have to go , i can;t stay here anymore
aur sunaina wahan se jaane lagti hai
me - sunaina wwwwaaiiittttt
lekin sunaina mujhse brush karte huye mujhe peeche dhakel te huye wahan se gusse se chal deti hai
tina confusion main thi aur seema ki taraf to mera koi bhi dhyan nai tha
tina - what just happened
aur tina fir sunaina ke peeche peeche jaati hai
ab bahut bada panga pad gaya ye kya ho gaya , ye to main apne sapne main bhi nai soch sakta tha akhir ye kaise ho gaya
akhir sunaina jo ki 1 random ladki hai jisko pankaj ne set kiya tha aur main fir use pankaj se cheena tha , wo akhir meri saggi bhen ki saheli kaise nikal sakti hai
main to meri bhen ki saari saheliyon ko mostly jaanta hun , ye mere saath kaise ho gaya akhir sunaina meri bhen ki friend kaise nikli
ye to bahut hi bada panga pad gaya mere saath ab is situation oo kaise solve karunga
meri bhen to sunaina ke peeche peeche chali gayi kyunki usko to pata nai hai ke baat kya hai lekin mujhe to pata hai , aur abhi to maine sunaina ko set bhi nai kiya to set kya maine to abhi tak sunaina ke saath kiss wagera bhi nai kiya tha
aur usko to pata lag gaya main Pankaj nai ravi hun
ab is situation ko kisi na kisi tarah handle to karna hi padega
ab aur kuch bhi na sochte huye maine sunaina kp phone lagaya
<--------Jo bhi kasmein khaayi thi humne
Waada kiya tha jo milke
Tune hi jeevan mein laaya tha mere savera
Kya tumhe yaad hai ------- >
ye uski ringtone thi , lekin bhenchod abhi to hamara milan bhi nai huya , ye bhenchod ladkiyan bhi na kuch jyada hi emotional kuch jaldi ho jaati hai
lekin usne mera phone nai uthaya
ab main aisi situation main phass gaya tha , jisko main kisi ke saath share nai kar sakta tha
aur jiske saat share kar sakta tha mera dost pankaj , uske saath to hargis nai kar sakta tha kyunki usko to ye bhanak bhi nai thi ke maine uski sunaina pe haath fair diya tha
ab kya kiya jaye ghar see saare log chale gaye the ,
maine socha what the hell
ab jaake daaru peete hain fir hi kuch samajh aayega ke kya kiya jaye
to main apne dosto ke paas chala jaata hun
pankaj - oye kya baat bedichod aaj badi jaldi aa gaya
me - kuch nai bhosdi ke aise hi bas daaru peena ka mann kar raha tha
pankaj - abey to gandu time to dekh saale tujhe pata hai hum log shaam main program set karte hain
me - yaar tu dekh tension mat de , mujhe waise hi bahut tension hai , mujhe daaru peene de aur tun bhi mere saath 1 - 2 peg laga
pankaj - ravi meri jaan kya baat ho gayi kya tension ho gayi tujhe , mujhe bata tera bhai abhi jinda hai
me -arey mere bhai wo to mujhe pata hai mera bhai abhi jinda hai lekin bhenchod tension ghar waalo ne di hai ab wo bata bhi nai sakta
ab bhenchod isko kya batayun ke teri girlfriend jo tujhse main chini hai use pata lag gaya hai main pankaj nai ravi hun
pankaj - acha ghar gharki tension hai , maa ki chut chal maa ki chut aaj to daaru chalne do , dono bhai aaj jii bhar ke daarubaaji karenge
aur bas fir to jo maine aur pankaj ne milke daaru ki maachodi hai pee pee ke , main bata nai sakta
main literaly bata nai sakta
kyunki mujhe khud bhi yaad nai main kitni daaru peeli aur uske baad kya kiya
agle din subah ke kareeb 11 baje
main to abhi bhi sau raha tha ke mere kaan main aake bedichod makhi bheenbheena rayi thi
maine apne haatho se hila ko usko bhagane ki koshish kari
lekin fir bhi mujhe us makkhi ne choda na aur fir aake mere kaano main bheenbheena ne lagi
aur mujhe bhi majboori main jaagna pada
aur main jaise hi jaaga , mere tote hil gaye , mujhe yakeen nai aa raha tha main kahan hun
main jail main tha aur mera dost pankaj
wo bhi mere bagal main baitha huya tha aur wo abhi bhi so raha tha
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ab kareeb shaam ka time ho gaya tha aur aaj to main bahut khush tha
meri khushi mere chehre pe alag se dikh rayi thi koi bhi bata sakta tha k aaj mai bahut khush hu
aur tina bhi ghar aa gayi , main sofe pe baitha huya tha TV ke samne
tina - bhai kya kar raha hai
me - kuch nai bas aise hi
tina - tv to chaalu nai hai ye kar kya raha hai tun , kya man hi man muskura raha hai
me - bas aise hi tina meri tina aaj bas moood mera bahut acha hai
tina - kyun ye to bata
me - bas kya batayun meri tina main to aaj bas khushi ke maare pagal ho gaya hun
tina - arey bata to kya baat hai
me - tun meri baatien chod meri pyari choti sweet cute beautiful bhen , tun apni bata kahan se aa rayi hai
tina - kya baat hai itna kuch 1 hi baar main , aaj tun kuch jyada hi khush lag raha hai
me - haan wo to main hun , tun kahan se aa rayi hai
tina - kuch nai bas pehle tutuon gayi thi aur ab saheli ke yahan se aa rayi hun
me - badi der laga di tune aaj to 7 baj gaye hain , main tera hi intezaar kar raha tha , main bahar jaa raha hun tun darwaaja band kar diyo
tina - theek hai , kahan jaa raha ai
me - kahin nai bas dosto ke paas aaj party hai
tina - kiski party hai
me - bas samajh lai meri hai
tina - matlab
me - arey matlab tun nai samjhe ki pagal , chal main chalta hun
tina - ok
aur fir main bahar chal deta hun aur apne dsto ke saath baith jaata hun
jaheeer hi baat hai mere dost bhi mujhe dekh ke mujhse puchne lag gaye aaj tun itna khush kyun hai , ab unhe kya batata main kyun itna khush hun
bas maine to yehi bola ke aaj meri taraf se party sab ko
mere dost jinke saath main baitha tha wo the pankaj , sparsh aur ranvijay
pankaj - abey bata to kya baat hai aaj itna khush kyun hai
me - yaar kya batayun bas itne time se jiss cheez ke peeche pagal to wo mil gayi
pankaj - kya matlab kya mil gayi
sparsh - abey aise kaunsi cheez hai jiske peeche tun pagal tha , tun to waise hi pagal hai
me - haan main to aaj pagal hi ho gaya hun ye samjh lo , aaj tum sab ko party ravi ki taraf se jitni daaru peene hai piye jitna khaana hai khayo , aaj ravi ka dil bahut bada ho gaya hai , aaj khul ke enjoy maa ki chut
pankaj - kya baat kya baat , chal beta aaj party hi sayi
ranvijay - aaj tak ravi tujhe humne aise to nai dekha
me - mere bhai abse to tum mujhe aise hi dekho ge khush aur awesome bilkul maa ki chut
aur fir hum sab daaru peene lag jaate hai aur main to bahut hi jyada peeta hun , itni nai ke girne lag jayun lekin itni ki suroor ban jaye lekin hosh main rayun
ab jab main nashe main ho gaya to mere dost mujhe mere ghar chod ke sab chale gaye aur main ghar jaake sidha apne kamre main gaya aur sau gaya
raat main kareeeb 3 baje meri aankh khuli paani peene ke liye , ab raat main daru peene ke baad badi pyas lagti hai to main rasoi main gaya paani peene ke liye aur paani peene ke baad jaise hi palta wahan meri bhen dips aa rayi thi
me - hello Di
ab DI ki jabse maine chudayi kari hai tabse use dekha nai maine
Di koi jawab nai deti aur glass laike paani bharne lag jaati hai
me - kya baat hai meri pyari DI abhi tak gussa hai kya mujhse
koi jawab hi nai de rayi
main fir DI ke bilkul paas jaake khada ho jaata hun uske peeche
me - kya baat meri DI aaj subah ki kahani pasand nai aayi kya
Di - haat ravi jjaane de mujhe itni raat main pareshan na kar please
me - haye meri DI itna gussa , itna gussa bhi aata hai meri DI ko
Di - hatja na ravi raat ke 3 baj raye hain kal baat kar lenge na
me - acha to pehle ye bata meri DI mujhse naraaz to nai hai na
Di - nai please kal baat karte hain na hum
me - chal ok DI kal hi karte hain , wohi mera matlab hai baat
aur Di meri iss baat pe joki double meaning ki thi , sunkar muskura kar wahan se chal deti hai
abhi bhi banavti gussa iska gaya nai , aur fir main bhi apne kamre main jaake sau jaata hun
ab jab main utha to khud hi utha tha mujhe koi uthane nai aaya tha
maine ghadi ki taraf dekha to bhenchod 12 baj chuke the , maine apne aap se kahan bhenhcod aaj to bahut jyada sau gaya , kal itni jyada nai peeni chahiye thi , lekin saala ocassion hi aisa tha , chalo koi na aur fir main uth ke gaya naha dho ke tayar hokar
apne kamre se bahar nikla aur Tv waale kamre main gaya
aur jaise hi maine TV waale kamre main Entry maari
MERI GAND FATT KEE HAATH MAIN AA GAYI , meri pairo ke neeche se zameeen khisak gayi ye kya bhenchod
ab main TV waale kamre main jaise hi ghussa , meri aankhein fatti ki fatii reh gayi
ye kya bhenchod , akhir ye kaise ho gaya what the fuck are they both doing here and wo bhi dono saath saath kaise hai
ye to gand fatne waale baat ho gayi , main to wahan 1 dum statue sa ban ke khada ho gaya
mere saamne tina baithi huyi thi and use saath meri ex-girlfriend seema thi
lekin gaand fatne waali baat ye nai thi
gaand fatne waali baat thi ke unke saath sunaina thi
wo sunaina jiss se meri phone pe baat hoti rehti hai
wo sunaina jisko maine pankaj se chuaraya tha
wo sunaina jiske liye ravi --- ravi nai ,,, balki pankaj hai
bhenchod aur wo bhi seema ke saath aayi hai jisski main chudayi maaar maar ke thak gaya tha
seema and sunaina 1 saath aur wo bhi tina ke saath mere ghar main
ab gaand hi fategi agar inhone mujhe dekh liya
main jaldi se palta aur apne kamre ki taraf jaane lkaga
aur wapes jaate mein , main Lamp se takra gaya jis se tina ne dekh liya main wahan aa gaya hun
tina mujhe awaaz lagati , main dusri taraf face kara huya tha
tina - arey bhai tun uth gaya aaj badi late utha hai , aa meri friend se mill jiske main ghar kabhi kabhi stay karti hun
lekin maine apne muh se sirf hmmm hmmmm ki awaaz nikali aur wahan se running lagadi
bhenchod agar sunaina ko pata lag gaya main pankaj nai ravi hun to us se kahani ban ne se pehle hi mera system bigad jaye ga , aur main ye nai chahta tha
aur wo bhi seema aur tina bhi wahin hai , kahani bigad sakti hai
so main apne kamre main jaake lait jaata hun , baal baal bache bhenchod agar sunaina mujhe dekh laiti
aur waise hi meri dimag mian tann se 1 ghanta baja , iski maa ko chodun wahan to meri photo hai jo sunaina ke peeche hi padi huyi thi
ab kya hogaa main ye soch hi raha tha fir mere dimag main idea aya aur main dipa ke kamre main gaya
wo bed pe baithi huyi padayi kar rayi thi
me - di
dipa - haan kya hai kyun aaya hai mere kamre main
me - di wo 1 kaam tha tujhse
dipa - koi kaam kaam nai maine ab kuch nai karna tere saath
me - arey di wo nai meri baat to sun
dipa - kya hai bol
me - di wo tv waale kamre main tina aur uski saheliyan baithi huyi hai wahan meri photo padi hai 1 ladki ke peeche , kya tum wahan jaake use laa sakti ho without leting anyone seee my picture
dipa - kyun tun khud jaake nai laa sakta mujhse keh raha hai , jaa yahan se main pad rayi hun do not disturb me
me - please di agar main jaa sakta to tujhse kehta , please lai aa na
dipa - magar tun khud kyun nai jaa raha aur teri photo ka kya chakkar hai
me - please di bahut lambi kahani hai i will tell u all of it lekin pehle please meri photo lai aaa
dipa - chal theek hai lekin mujhe baat bata kya hai
me - arey di main keh to raha hun i will tell u eveything u'll need to know , but u first have to go and get me my picture and please di ye yaad rakhna koi dekh na paaaye meri wo photo ko
dipa - chal ruk abhi laike aati hun
aur di wahan tv waale kamre main jaati hai
tina - di aap to padayi kar raye the na
dipa - haan wo ravi pareshan kar raha tha uska koi kaam tha wo karne aayi hun
tina - oh acha kya kaam
aur di sunaina ke peeche se meri photo utha laiti hai
tina - ye ravi ki photo kyun utha rayi ho di
dipa - wo ravi mang raha tha keh raha tha use koi kaam hai
tina - oh ok
aur tina sunaina aur seema ke saath busy ho jaati hai
aur di mere paas aake mujhe meri phot haath main pakdati hai aur apni padayi main busy ho jaati hai
dipa - chal ab jaa yahan se teri baatmain baad main sunungi , i need to study now
me - ok di jaise tumhari marji
aur main wahan se bahut khush hokar chal deta hun apne kamre main
aur meri saari khushi mere chehre se gayab ho jaati hai
kyunki bhenchod honiiiiiiiiiiii ko koi nai taal sakta aur meri kismat gadhe ke lund se likhi huyi hai
tina mere kamre main hi thi aur seema aur sunaina bhi uske satah hi the
tina - arey bhai tun kahan tha wo zara tujhse 1 kaam tha hame
aur sunaina mujhe dekh rayi thi aur main sunaina ko
tina- ( sunaina se) haan sunaina bata kya kaam tha tujhe ravi will solve it
lekin sunaina to mujhe aankhen faad faad ke dekh rayi thi aur main use dar ki nazar se dekh raha tha
thodi der ke silence ke baad
sunaina ke muh se nikalti
sunaina - you
thodey silence ke baad sunaina - what the hell
firse thodey silence ke baad sunaina - what
firse thodey silence ke baad
suaniana - ravi , what your ravi , tina ka bhai ravi
tina - kya huya sunaina you know my brother
sunaina - i guess i don;t know him
main to kuch bhi nai bol paa raha tha
tina - kya matlab
sunaina - he told me his name was pankaj
tina - what ? what do you mean
sunaina - just leave it , i have to go , i can;t stay here anymore
aur sunaina wahan se jaane lagti hai
me - sunaina wwwwaaiiittttt
lekin sunaina mujhse brush karte huye mujhe peeche dhakel te huye wahan se gusse se chal deti hai
tina confusion main thi aur seema ki taraf to mera koi bhi dhyan nai tha
tina - what just happened
aur tina fir sunaina ke peeche peeche jaati hai
ab bahut bada panga pad gaya ye kya ho gaya , ye to main apne sapne main bhi nai soch sakta tha akhir ye kaise ho gaya
akhir sunaina jo ki 1 random ladki hai jisko pankaj ne set kiya tha aur main fir use pankaj se cheena tha , wo akhir meri saggi bhen ki saheli kaise nikal sakti hai
main to meri bhen ki saari saheliyon ko mostly jaanta hun , ye mere saath kaise ho gaya akhir sunaina meri bhen ki friend kaise nikli
ye to bahut hi bada panga pad gaya mere saath ab is situation oo kaise solve karunga
meri bhen to sunaina ke peeche peeche chali gayi kyunki usko to pata nai hai ke baat kya hai lekin mujhe to pata hai , aur abhi to maine sunaina ko set bhi nai kiya to set kya maine to abhi tak sunaina ke saath kiss wagera bhi nai kiya tha
aur usko to pata lag gaya main Pankaj nai ravi hun
ab is situation ko kisi na kisi tarah handle to karna hi padega
ab aur kuch bhi na sochte huye maine sunaina kp phone lagaya
<--------Jo bhi kasmein khaayi thi humne
Waada kiya tha jo milke
Tune hi jeevan mein laaya tha mere savera
Kya tumhe yaad hai ------- >
ye uski ringtone thi , lekin bhenchod abhi to hamara milan bhi nai huya , ye bhenchod ladkiyan bhi na kuch jyada hi emotional kuch jaldi ho jaati hai
lekin usne mera phone nai uthaya
ab main aisi situation main phass gaya tha , jisko main kisi ke saath share nai kar sakta tha
aur jiske saat share kar sakta tha mera dost pankaj , uske saath to hargis nai kar sakta tha kyunki usko to ye bhanak bhi nai thi ke maine uski sunaina pe haath fair diya tha
ab kya kiya jaye ghar see saare log chale gaye the ,
maine socha what the hell
ab jaake daaru peete hain fir hi kuch samajh aayega ke kya kiya jaye
to main apne dosto ke paas chala jaata hun
pankaj - oye kya baat bedichod aaj badi jaldi aa gaya
me - kuch nai bhosdi ke aise hi bas daaru peena ka mann kar raha tha
pankaj - abey to gandu time to dekh saale tujhe pata hai hum log shaam main program set karte hain
me - yaar tu dekh tension mat de , mujhe waise hi bahut tension hai , mujhe daaru peene de aur tun bhi mere saath 1 - 2 peg laga
pankaj - ravi meri jaan kya baat ho gayi kya tension ho gayi tujhe , mujhe bata tera bhai abhi jinda hai
me -arey mere bhai wo to mujhe pata hai mera bhai abhi jinda hai lekin bhenchod tension ghar waalo ne di hai ab wo bata bhi nai sakta
ab bhenchod isko kya batayun ke teri girlfriend jo tujhse main chini hai use pata lag gaya hai main pankaj nai ravi hun
pankaj - acha ghar gharki tension hai , maa ki chut chal maa ki chut aaj to daaru chalne do , dono bhai aaj jii bhar ke daarubaaji karenge
aur bas fir to jo maine aur pankaj ne milke daaru ki maachodi hai pee pee ke , main bata nai sakta
main literaly bata nai sakta
kyunki mujhe khud bhi yaad nai main kitni daaru peeli aur uske baad kya kiya
agle din subah ke kareeb 11 baje
main to abhi bhi sau raha tha ke mere kaan main aake bedichod makhi bheenbheena rayi thi
maine apne haatho se hila ko usko bhagane ki koshish kari
lekin fir bhi mujhe us makkhi ne choda na aur fir aake mere kaano main bheenbheena ne lagi
aur mujhe bhi majboori main jaagna pada
aur main jaise hi jaaga , mere tote hil gaye , mujhe yakeen nai aa raha tha main kahan hun
main jail main tha aur mera dost pankaj
wo bhi mere bagal main baitha huya tha aur wo abhi bhi so raha tha
