Update 29-
ab aage.......
sham ke 7 baj rahe the aur abhi vanita ke room me jata hai.... vo kuch plan karke aaya tha..
vanita baithi kisise phone par baat kar rahi thi...
vanita saree me bahot hot lag rahi thi....
abhi use aise dekh kar man hi man sochta hai....
yaar kab mujhe bhi mauka milega inke sath vo rasam nibhane ka..
v:- are vaha kyu khada hai andar aa na.
abhi bhi normal hokar andar aata hai..
v:- kuch kaam tha kya??
a:- haa mom..
v:- to bol na kya hua??
a:- mom mujhe lag raha hai hume ramu kaka aur sita ko bhi kuch din ki chuti deni chahiye..
v:- kyu kya hua?? kuch kaha kya unhone tujhse..
a:- are nahi mom, lekin aap hi sochiye pichle kinte salo se vo apne gaav nahi gaye kyunki yaha haveli ki dekhbhal karne wala
koi nahi tha lekin ab jab hum yaha aa gaye hai to unhe bhi to apne gaav jakar thoda aram kar lena chahiye na.. kyunki yaha to
unhe aram milne se raha aur sita ko bhi acha lagega thoda alag mahol me jayegi to, isliye...
v:- hmmm, tu thik kah raha hai haveli ki dekhbhal ki vajah se unhe bhi kabhi kahi jane ka mauka nahi milta.. mai unse aaj dining table par baat karungi.
abhi man hi man khush hota hai ki uska plan successful ho raha hai...
a:- lekin mom agar vo chale gaye to kaam aapko aur aunty ko karna hoga kya aap kar sakoge?
v:- are usme kya?? mai kar lungi aur didi ko kuch nahi karne dungi mai, akhir vo humare ghar me mehmaan hai..
a:- ok mom... aur abhi vaha se chala jata hai aur jate waqt vo bahot khush tha kyunki uska plan tha ke ramu kaka aur sita ko yaha se
dur bhej de kyunki unke hote hue abhi apni mom ko kuch kah bhi nahi sakta tha aur nahi uske karib ja sakta tha.. der se hi sahi
lekin usme thodi bahot himmat to aa gayi thi...
abhi rahul ko jakar apna plan bata deta hai...
r:- wah mere sher, ye hui na kuch baat, ab mai bhi mom se thoda aur khulke pyar kar sakta hu...
a:- haa, lekin uske liye ramu kaka aur sita ka yaha se jana bahot jaroori hai...
r:- haa vo to hai... uske baare me bhi kuch sochna padega...
a:- vaise mere paas ek idea hai...
r:- to kab batayega, jaldi bata na
a:- kyun na hum un dono ki bus ki tickets bhi nikal de aur sham ko jab mom unse baat karengi aur vo mana karne lage to unke hath me
ticket thama denge tab to vo mana nahi kar payenge na...
r:- wah..... kya baat hai aajkal bahot ache ache idea aane lage hai tujhe..
a:- pyar sabkuch sikha deta hai bhai...
r:- haa vo bhi hai... to chal hum unki tickets nikal ke aate hai.... aur vo dono bahar nikal jate hai...
vo un dono ki sleepar bus ki ticket nikal dete hai kyunki vo thodi mehngi hoti hai aur ramu kaka apne malik ka itna nuksaan
nahi hone denge...
phir ghar par aake rahul aur abhi savita ko bhi plan bata dete hai aur savita bhi khush ho jati hai....
s:- are wah, mera hero to bahot hoshiyaar ho gaya hai, kafi acha plan hai...
a:- thank you aunty....
phir raat ke khane ke waqt vanita baat ched deti hai...
v:- ramu kaka.... aap aur sita yaha aa jaiye aapse kuch baat karni hai..
r:- ji bahuraani, kya hua boliye..
v:- kaka, aap apne gaav kab gaye the pichli baar?
r:- bahuraani kuch 7-8 saal ho gaye honge kyu??
v:- kyunki hum aapko apke gaav bhejna chahte hai..
r:- kyu bahuraani, humse koi galti ho gayi kya??
v:- are aisi koi baat nahi hai, haveli ki dekhbhal ki vajah se aap itne saal apne gaav nahi ja paaye isliye abhi ne hi mujhe ye idea diya hai..
r:- lekin mujhe gaav nahi jana, aur agar hum gaav chale gaye to yaha aap sabka khayal koun rakhega??
v:- are aap uski chinta mat kijiye mai sab sambhal lungi...
r:- lekin bahuraani aap akele kaise ye sab sambhalenge
s:- are kaka aap chinta mat kijiye mai vanu ka hath bataungi...
r:- lekin beti....
tabhi abhi apni jeb se tickets nikalta hai aur ramu kaka ke hath me rakh deta hai..
a:- kaka, humne aapke tickets bhi nikal liye hai ab aap mana nahi kar sakte...
r:- are beta tickets kyu nikal di aapne..
a:- Kaka, ye ticket sleepar coach ka hai, jiski ek ticket 2000 hai, ab agar humne ticket cancel ki to hume 4000 ka nuksaan hoga
kya aapko ye acha lagega..
r:- nahi beta, chalo thik hai hum chale jayenge, lekin kab ki ticket nikali hai??
a:- kal ki..
r:- thik hai lekin hum jald hi lout aayenge...
a:- nahi kaka, aap vaha aram karne jaa rahe hai ialiye aapko jaldi aane ki koi jaroorat nahi hai yaha hum sab sambhal lenge.
ramu kaka ab apne malik ki baat taal nahi sakte the..
r:- thik hai beta...
aur sab khana pura karte hai....
v:- kaka aapko kal raat ko 8 baje ki bus hai to aap jakar sab tayari kijiye kitchen ka kaam mai sambhaal lungi...
r:- are nahi bahuraani mai sab kaam khatam karke baad me apni tayari kar lunga...
v:- bilkul nahi aapko apni malkin ka hukum manna hi hoga...
ramu kaka bhi jyada bahas nahi karte aur vaha se chale jate hai...
sita thodi udas thi, kyunki use ab abhi se dur jaana padega aur vo bhi pata nahi kitne dino ke liye...
yaha abhi bahot khush tha kyunki uska plan ka ek part successful hone ki kagar pe tha bas kal raat tak ki deri thi...
vo khushi khush apne kamre me jakar so jata hai....
aur yaha rahul aur savita ke room me rahul ne savita ko apni baaho me bhar liya tha....
s:- ahhh.... sone de na kyu sata raha hai...
r:- jaan sata kah raha hu, pyar kar raha hu na.. aur uski chut masal deta hai
s:- ahhhhhhhh... vo sab jaane de tu mujhe jo batane wala tha vo bata jaldi se, mai aur nahi ruk sakti..
r:- ok jaan.. to suno
abhi ne to vaise bhi apna aur humara kaam asan kar diya hai ab hum jab chahe jaha chahe pyar kar sakte hai aur mujhe aap pehle
aapke sawaal bataiye phir mai jawaab dunga..
s:- ok, to mujhe bata iske aage kya socha hai tune, mere sath aisehi masti karta rahega.. ya mujhe Kahi apni gf bnake ghumayega bhi..
r:- are meri jaan mai to tumhe apne palko pe bithana chahta hu, tumhe apni gf bnake Puri duniya dikhana chahta hoon..
s:- dekh ye bolna jitna asan hai karna utna hi mushkil..
r:- kuch mushkil nahi hai, hum yaha se kahi door kisi foreign country mein ja ke bas jayenge.. aur phir aap toh waha jeans aur t-shirt mein hogi.. maza aayega
s:- aur phir, phir kya Puri zindagi bas mere sath bitayega..
Kisi ladki se shadi Ni karni tujhe..
jeans tshirt aur Mai.. kabhi Ni..
r:- nahi mom, mere zindagi mein aur koi ladki Ni Lana chahta.., mai sirf aapse pyaar krta hoon aur aapko apni gf bnake Puri life enjoy krna chahta hoon..vo jeans aur t-shirt toh aapko pehna ke rahunga..
s:- aur kuch saalo baad mai budhi ho jaaungi tab kya karega??
r:- vo bhi maine soch ke rakha hai..
s:- ab mujhe bhi batayega ki kya soch ke rakha hai tune..
r:- vo mai aapko waqt aane par hi bataunga...
s:- ok, lekin agar tere papa ko ye baat pata chal gayi to kya hoga kuch andaza hai tujhe...
r:- aap uski chinta mat kijiye papa ko mai kuch pata nahi chalne dunga...
s:- tu kehta hai isliye vishwas kar rahi hu... ab mujhe ye bata mujhe apni gf bnake kya kya krega.. waise mera toh koi bf Ni rha aaj tak..
r:- main hoon Na aapka bf.. aur aap tension mat lo.. vo sare Sukh dunga.. jo ek Premi apni premika Ko deta hai..
s:- accha bacchu.. Etna pyaar krta hai apni mom se.. hmm.. waise mujhe toh dar lagta hai beta .. humara ye rishta duniya waalon ke samne na aa jaye..
r:- aap uski chinta mat kijiye maine vo bhi soch ke rakha hai....
s:- tune itni door ki planning bhi ki hai...
r:- haa jaan, ab pyar kiya hai to use nibhane ke liye ye sab karna hi padta hai na...
s:- he bhagwaan ye ladka pagal ho gaya hai..
r:- haa tmhare pyar me... aur use phir apni baaho me khich leta hai...
s:- nahi, nahi bilkul nahi, jab tak Abhi bhi vanu Ko Ni pta leta tab tak tujhe mai chune ka bhi mauka nahi dungi...
r:- ye kya baat hui jaan...
s:- ek baar kaha na nahi matlab nahi...
r:- chalo thik hai, ek baar abhi se vanita aunty Ko pat Jane do... phir aapko ek pal ke liye bhi apne se dur nahi hone dunga aur nahi aapko ye kapde pehanne dunga...
savita sharma jati hai...
s:- chal chal, ab baate mat bana so ja chup chap...
aur vo dono bhi so jate hai.....