Thriller Humbug The Great

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Badhut badhiya.. . Mast chal rhi h story

Bhai

 

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Bhai jitni padho, aage ki story ka wait karna pad jata hai. Dil hai ki maanta nhi.

Bittu Bhai
Isliye Koshish Kar Raha Hu Ke Zyada-Se-Zyada Update Post Karu

 

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Superb update dear

Nk Bhai

 

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Wo Humara Aadmi Hai....Chor Nahi Hai....Safdar Jung Ne Saqt Lahje Mein Kaha

Pata Nahi Sarkaar....Humare Meer Shikaari Ne To Usko Baandh Rakha Hai....Hum Ne Jaal Daal Kar Badi Mushkil Se Use Qaabu Mein Kiya Tha....!

Nina Apna Nichla Honth Chabane Lagi....!

Baandh Rakha Hai....Safdar Jung Dahaada....Uski Bhavein Tan Gayi Thi....
Aur
Laal-Laal Aankhein Halqon Se Nikal Padhi Thi....!

Shorty Aur Hardy Ne Revolver Ke Daston Par Haath Rakh Liye The....
Aur
Shikaari Ko Khoonkhaar Narzon Se Ghoor Rahe The....!

Kyun Baandh Rakha Hai....Safdar Jung Fir Garja

Mmm....Mmmaa....Main Kya Arz Karunga Sarkaar....Yeh To Meer Shikaari Hi Jane....!

Kidhar Hai Tumhara Camp....!

Shikaari Ne Ek Taraf Haath Utha Diya....!

Chalo....Safdar Jung Ne Rooq Modhte Hue Ghode Ko Edh Lagayi....
Aur
Dekhte Hi Dekhte Wo Us Shikaari Ko Bohath Piche Chhod Gaye....Khaali Ghode Ki Lagaam Ab Bhi Uske Haath Mein Thi....!

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Koobdha Imran Ke Khareeb Ek Furlong Faasle Par Stool Par Baitha Use Ghoor Raha Tha....!

Safdar Uske Piche Khada Tha....!

Imran Badi Der Se Palkein Jhapkaye Baghair Chath Ki Taraf Dekhe Jaa Raha Tha....Uska Jism Ab Bhi Rassiyon Se Jhakdha Hua Tha....!

To Tum Nahi Bologe....Koobdhe Ne Jhuk Kar Uski Aankhon Mein Dekhte Hue Kaha

Irada To Nahi Tha....Imran Ne Bharrayi Hui Awaaz Mein Kaha....
Lekin
Ab Bolna Hi Padhega....Batao Kya Chahte Ho....!

Seedhi Tarah Raah Par Aa Jao....!

Chalo....Aa Gaya....Fir....?

Tum Mere Piche Kyun Padh Gaye Ho....!

Naadir Ullu Khud Ho Pyare....Imran Aankh Maar Kar Muskuraya....Rani Sajeed Nagar Kyun Lattu Ho Rahi Hai Tum Par....Main Darasal Tumhe Apne Album Mein Chipkana Chahta Hu....!

To Tum Paagal Nahi Ho....!

Khattai Nahi....!

Fir....Dhong Rachane Ki Kya Zaroorat Thi....!

Mera Khayal Hai Ke Tum Bhi Zindagi Ki Eksaaniyat Se Bohath Jaldi Ukta Jate Ho....Imran Ne Jawaab Diya

To Fir....!

Mera Bhi Yahi Haal Hai....!

Daftan Bahar Se Shor Ki Awaaz Ayi....
Aur
Wo Chaunk Padhe....!

Koobdhe Ne Haath Hila Kar Safdar Se Kaha....Dekho....!

Safdar Bahar Chala Gaya....
Lekin
Imran To Is Shor Mein Pahle Hi Safdar Jung Ki Awaaz Pehchaan Chuka Tha....Usne Fir Koobdhe Ko Aankh Maari....
Aur
Lafangon Ki Tarah Muskurane Laga....!

 

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Itne Mein Safdar Wapas Aa Gaya....!

Kya Baat Hai....? Koobdhe Ne Pucha

Chaar Savaar Hai Your Edusoncracy....Jo Apne Kisi Aadmi Ka Mutaalba (Demand) Kar Rahe Hai....!

Kaun Hai....Koobdha Uth Kar Darwaaze Ki Taraf Jhapta....
Fir
Is Tarah Ruk Gaya Jaise Electric Shock Laga Ho....!

Oh....Tum Ho....Haraamzade....Imran Ne Safdar Jung Awaaz Saaf Pehchani

Arey....Your Highness....Koobdha Daftan Muskuraya Ze-Naseeb Tashreef Laiye....
Fir
Wo Ulte Paaun Piche Hatt Gaya....!

Safdar Jung Aur Uske Teeno Saathi Jhooldariyon Mein Ghoos Aye....!

Ooohhh....Safdar Jung Imran Ki Taraf Dekh Kar Ghurraya....
Fir
Koobdhe Ki Taraf Khoonkhaar Nazron Se Dekhta Hua Bola....Tum Ne Jurrat Kaise Ki....Kya Isne Mera Naam Nahi Liya Tha....!

Main Nahi Samjha Your Highness....!

Ise Fauran Kholo....
Varna
Khoon Kharab Hoga....Safdar Jung Ne Imran Ki Taraf Haath Utha Kar Kaha

Main Wajah Zaroor Puchunga Your Highness....Koobdhe Ne Bade Adab Se Kaha

Yeh Humara Aadmi Hai....!

Main Nahi Samajh Sakhta....Koobdhe Ne Kaha....
Kyun Ke
Parsun Tak Yeh Rani Sahiba Ka Mehmaan Tha....
Aur
Sarkaar Ki Ittela Ke Liye Arz Kar Du Ke Yeh Paagal Bhi Hai....Raat Ko Jab Sab So Rahe The Yeh Kisi Tarah Mahel Se Bhaag Nikla Tha....!

 

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Ab To Main Iske Chacha Ka Bhi Mutaalba (Demand) Karunga....Use Bhi Fauran Wapas Karo....
Varna
Sajeed Nagar Ko Jahannum Bana Diya Jayega....Mujhe Arse Se Kisi Bahaane Ki Talaash Thi....Samjhe Koza Pusht Namak Haraam....!

Koobdha Muskurata Raha....Safdar Jung Ki Gaaliyan Uski Paishaani Par Sheekan Tak Na Laa Sakhi....
Albatta
Aankhon Se Tamskhar (Uphaas) Jhalak Raha Tha....!

Main Nahi Jaanta Ke Aap Kiss Chacha Ka Tazkara Kar Rahe Hai....
Lekin
Iske Baap Ko Zaroor Jaanta Hu....Aap Bhi Naam Se Waaqif Honge....!

Kiss Ke Naam Se....?

Iske Baap Ke....!

Kya Bakwaas Hai....!

Sach Arz Kar Raha Hu Sarkaar....Yeh Intelligence-Bureau Ke Director-General Mr Rahman Ka Ladka Hai....!

Nina Ne Aankhein Phaad Kar Imran Ki Taraf Dekha....
Aur
Fir
Hairath Se Palkein Jhapkane Lagi....!

Tum Jhoote Ho....!

Kyun....Secretary....Koobdha Safdar Ki Taraf Mudha

Jee Haa....Yeh Director-General Rahman Sahab Ke Sahabzaade Hai....Safdar Ne Bade Adab Se Kaha

Bakwaas Nahi Sununga.....Safdar Jung Ne Kaha....
Fir
Shorty Aur Hardy Ki Taraf Mudh Kar Kuch Ishaara Kiya....!

Wo Dono Bahar Chale Gaye....!

Chandh Lamhe Khamoshi Rahi....
Fir
Ek Beek Safdar Jung Ne Hostler Se Revolver Khinch Liya....
Aur
Safdar Aur Humbug Ko Cover Karta Hua Nina Se Bola....Imran Ki Rassiyan Khol Do....!

 

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Aap Bohath Bura Kar Rahe Hai....Your Highness....Koobdhe Ne Dono Haath Upar Uthate Hue Kaha

Khamosh Laundi Ke Bachche....Teri Bhi Yeh Jurrat Hui Ke Hum Se Aankhein Chaar Kar Sakhe....!

Koobdha Kuch Na Bola....!

Safdar Ne Bhi Haath Utha Diye....
Aur
Is Tarah Palkein Jhapkata Raha Jaise Situation Ko Samajhne Ki Koshish Kar Raha Ho....!

Nina Dozaano Baithi Imran Ki Rassiyan Kholti Rahi....!

Imran Haule-Haule Karaahta Hua Kehta Jaa Raha Tha....Bada Dard Ho Raha Hai Badan Mein....In Logon Ne Mujh Par Jaal Phenka Tha....!

Aap Rani Sahiba Ko Ghussa Dilane Ka Kaam Kar Rahe Hai Your Highness....Koobdhe Ne Kuch Der Baad Kaha

Wo Kya Bigaadh Legi Mera....Sadiyon Se Hum Log Ek-Dusre Ke Khilaaf Saf-Aara Hai....!

Angrezon Ka Zamaana Ladh Gaya Sarkaar....Ab Agar Khoon Kharaaba Hua To Hukumat Ka Ek Maamuli Sa Thanedar Bhi Laal-Peeli Aankhein Dikhata Hua Chadh Daudega....!

Safdar Jung Ne Aaj-Tak Kisi Ki Bhi Parwaah Nahi Ki....Samjhe....Tum Ab Apni Zubaan Bandh Rakho....Gande Suar....
Varna
Thokaron Se Udha Kar Rakh Dunga....!

Nina Imran Ko Khol Chuki Thi....
Aur
Saamne Khada Bal-Bal Khata Hua Angdhaiyan Le Raha Tha....
Fir
Usne Idhar-Udhar Dekh Kar Safdar Ko Aankh Maari....Koi Bhi Uski Taraf Mutawajah (Attract) Nahi Tha....!

 

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Dusre Hi Lamhe Mein Safdar Ne Khankaar Kar Koobdhe Ko Mukhateeb Kiya....Ijaazath Hai Your Edusoncracy....!

Nahi....Koobdhe Ne Saqt Lahje Mein Kaha....Main Jhagdha Nahi Pasand Karta....!

Your Edusoncracy....Safdar Jung Hans Padha....Khitaab (Title) Shaandar Hai....!

Main Fir Yahi Kahunga Ke Yeh Mahel Ka Mehmaan Hai....Koobdhe Ne Kaha....Director-General Rahman Sahab Kabhi Na Pasand Karenge Ke Unka Ladka Awaargi Karta Phire....Yeh Apni Yaadaasht Kho Baitha Hai....Rani Sahiba Ne Tabdili Aab-O-Hawaa Ki Gharz Se Rok Liya Tha....!

Kyun....Director-General Rahman Sahab Ke Ladke Ho....Safdar Jung Ne Imran Se Pucha

Nahi Boss....Main To Ek Maamuli Sa Mistryzada Hu....!

Tum In Logon Se Bandookh Banwana Chahte Ho....Safdar Jung Ne Koobdhe Se Pucha

Bandookh....Koodhne Ne Hairath Se Kaha....Kin Logon Se....!

Iska Chacha Kahan Hai....!

Kaun Chacha....Main Nahi Samjha....Yeh Mahel Mein Tanha Hi Aya Tha....!

Safdar Jung Chandh Lamhe Kuch Sonchta Raha....
Fir
Bola....Meri Shikaari Aqaamatigah (Residence) Tumhari Hi Nigrani Mein Taameer (Construct) Hui Thi....!

Jee Haa....Mujhe Yaad Hai....Koobdhe Ne Jhuk Kar Jawaab Diya

Tum Ne Usme Tahe-Qaane Bhi Banwaye The....!

Mujhe To Yaad Nahi Padhta....Maine Hi Planing Ki Thi....
Lekin
Tahe-Qaane....Nahi....Your Highness....Usme Tahe-Qaane Nahi Hai....!

Hai....Safdar Jung Aankhein Nikaal Kar Dahaada....
Aur
Aye Din Jo Wahan Hungame Hote Rahte Hai....Unke Bhi Zimmedar Tum Hi Ho....!

Koobdhe Ne Imran Ki Taraf Dekh Kar Palkein Jhapkayi....
Aur
Fir....Safdar Jung Ko Mukhateeb Kar Ke Bola....Main Kuch Samjha Nahi Your Highness....!

Tum Log Mujh Se Wo Kothi Khaali Karwana Chahte Ho....!

Aap Ki Saari Baatein Hairath Angez Hoti Hai....Koobdha Muskuraya....Aap Har Maamle Mein Chaunka Dene Ke Aadi Ho Gaye Hai Your Highness....!

 

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Wahan Tahe-Qaane Maujood Hai....!

To Fir Talaash Ki Jiye....Koobdhe Ne Laparwaahi Se Jawaab Diya

Main Saare Farsh Khoodwa Daalunga....!

Aap Ki Marzi....Maalik Hai....!

Chalo....Safdar Jung Imran Ki Taraf Mudha

Yeh Namumkeen Hai....Koobdha Bola

Rok Kar Dekho....Jahannum Ka Dahaana Khol Dunga....!

Koobdha Thodi Der Tak Kuch Sonchta Raha....
Fir
Lambi Saans Le Kar Bola....Achi Baat Hai....
Lekin
Mera Farz Hai Ke Rahman Sahab Ko Ittela Kar Du....!

Safdar Jung Ne Revolver Hostler Mein Rakh Liya....!

Koobdhe Aur Safdar Ne Haath Geera Diya....!

Magar Chacha Jaan Ke Baghair Bandookh Hargiz Na Ban Sakhegi....Imran Ne Mayoosana Andaaz Mein Sar Hila Kar Kaha

Tum Chalo....Main Sab Dekh Lunga....!

Safdar Ne Koobdhe Ko Dikhane Ke Liye Safdar Jung Par Jhapatna Chaha
Lekin
Koobdha Uska Baazu Pakadhta Hua Bola....Nahi....Yeh Bohath Bade Aadmi Hai....Hume Kya....Rani Sahiba Khud Samajh-Boojh Lengi....!

Usse Kehna Koobdhon Ki Puri Fauj Le Kar Aye....Mere Muqaable Par....Safdar Jung Ne Khahekhaha Lagaya

Wo Bahar Nikle....Shorty Aur Hardy Rani Ke Shikaariyon Ko Cover Kiye Hue The....!

Daftan Koobdha Cheekh Kar Bola....Koi Kuch Na Bole....Inhe Jane Do....!

Safdar Jung Ne Shorty Aur Hardy Ko Ishaara Kiya....!

Unhone Bhi Revolver Hostler Mein Rakh Liye....!

Wo Shikaari Bhi Camp Mein Pahunch Chuka Tha Jiss Ke Paas Safdar Jung Ke Dono Ghode The....!

Koobdhe Ne Bade Adab Se Unhe Safdar Jung Ki Khidmat Mein Pesh Kar Diya....!

Kuch Der Baad Safdar Jung Uske Saathi Aur Imran Apne Camp Ki Taraf Jaa Rahe The....!

 

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Rani Sajeed Nagar Phone Par Line Clear Milne Ki Muntazeer (Waiting) Thi....
Aur
Koobdha Khareeb Hi Khada Whisky Ki Chuskiyan Le Raha Tha....!

Rani Ke Chahre Par Shadeed Tareen Ghusse Ke Asaar The....Kabhi Wo Qahar Aalud Nazron Se Phone Ko Ghoorti....
Aur
Kabhi Koobdhe Ko....!

Daftan Phone Ki Ghanti Baji....
Aur
Rani Ne Receiver Utha Liya....!

Dusri Taraf Se Operator Ki Awaaz Ayi....Line Clear Hai Your Highness....Aap Dar-Ul-Hukumat (Rajdhani) Se Raabta Khayam Kar Sakhti Hai....!

Thanks....Rani Ne Kaha....
Fir
Dusre Hi Lamhe Mein Wo Central Intelligence Bureau Ke Director Mr Rahman Ko Mukhateeb Kar Rahi Thi....!

Yes....Your Highness....Dusri Taraf Se Awaaz Ayi

Hume Afsos Hai Mr Rahman Ke Sahabzaade Yahan Se Chale Gaye....!

Kahan Chala Gaya....Dusri Taraf Se Awaaz Ayi

Raat Ko Kisi Tarah Paheredaron Ko Jhool De Kar Nikal Gaye....
Aur
Ab Nawab Safdar Jung Ke Saath Hai....!

Yeh To Bohath Buri Baat Hai....Safdar Jung Mujhe Pasand Nahi....Dusri Taraf Se Awaaz Ayi

Ab Na Wo Uske Paas Se Aane Par Razamand Hai....
Aur
Na Safdar Jung Hi Unhe Chhod Raha Hai....Marne-Maarne Par Aamada Hai....!

Oh....Khair....Aap Fikr Na Ki Jiye....Main Dekh Lunga....Dusri Taraf Se Awaaz Ayi

Fir Rani Ne Silsila Cut Kar Diya....
Aur
Koobdhe Ko Ghoorne Lagi....Jo Ab Bhi Wahin Khada Whisky Ki Chuskiyan Le Raha Tha....!