Fantasy immortal

[Yasasvi3]

Update 9 posted.... it's on Page no 33

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[Bhupinder Singh]

Update 5



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Chirag waps khud ko shant karke ( girgit style).....
:- dekh Yash..kabhi bhi give up mat kar..dekh uncle ne meko ye sab property diya per se sab temporary h phone ke temporard glass mafik...jab gorila glass aaya apun hat gaya ....kyyyaa...jab sari chijo ko tu control karna Sikh jayaga sab kuch samjhne lag jayaga ...tab me saari jimmedariya tera kandho pe daal dunga....samjha kya( ab aap to jante ho ho chirag chalak lomdi h)

Yash man me :- are rahne do ....hum khud le lenge tumse ...sab kuch....wo bhi suut samet

[ Ab mene socha great Yash 2000 saal purana h to thoda man ki bato ko ase rakha jaye real bato ko funny kar lenge... please suggest karna ye bhi normal rakhe ya aaj ki dubbing sahi h?khas karke ye man ki baat]

Yash :- are asa mat kaho yaar..mmi papa ne milkar tumko Sara ka sara empire handover kiya...ku.....kuki unko tumpe bharosa tha( ha wo baat alg h ki tu khajoor h)

Chirag :- ager kisi ne kabhi bhi or kahi bhi teko dubara tang karne ka socha bhi to agli baar me dekh lunga sabko (Abe...gadhede...tere m itni akkal hoti ki tu sabkuch samjh le to aaj tu yaha na hota)

{ Lekin tabhi himanshu Babu piche se in logo ki bate sunke gussa ho jate h or boom.....ek mukka marte h piche se ....per....yaha ko nahi chirag ko(meko bhi nahi pta ku).or chirag Babu ke muh pe lagata h ye mukka or chirag ka chasma ja padta h jammin pe or chirag ke muh pe mukke ki mast chhaap....chhap chuki h...or chirag karahne lagta h}

Chirag:- himanshu....himmat kese Hui Teri paun pe hath uthane ki.... Teri maa ki ..

{Bas for kya gali sunke himanshu ki sataki or dono lad pade....phir dono ko apni apni family ki har mahila yaad aayi...dadi Nani maa bhan sab....fir in sab ke baad ye log ladte ladte pahuche ship ke khule area me ....jha se salamander dikhta h........to sabko free me entertainment mil gaya sab inhi ko dekhne lage ki dekho dekho lad rahe h }

Yash :- ha ...Maro panchoo

{Ladte ladte Dono ke muh se ahhhh uhhh........gurrr...hurrrr ityadi awaze aa rahi thi....tabhi}

Chirag :- ajjjya...maillaa.....Abe khopdi stak gyi h kya teri.....

{Tha ye log relling ke pass aa gaye ladte ladte....thaaad... ek mukka chirag ke muh pe.....ab stak gyi apne Chirag ki ... himanshu ka kandha pakd ke ghuma ke ek lagaya jor ka} ..

Chirag :- bohot Garmi h na tere me to le mat....bhansurike

{per shyad jyada jor lag gaya and himanshu Babu reiling se niche gir gaye samandra me}

{Logo me kanafusi chalu or kuch log cillane lage bacho bacho koi us ladke ko bacho....yaar isne us ladke ko dhaaka diya ...}

Chirag man me :- isiki maa ka....shit yaar ek to sala itne logo ne meko dekh liya dhaakka dete hue... Ager wo mara to me to murderer ban jaunga yaar
Chirag:- Abe salo bhan ke takko kiska intazaar kar rahe ho tumhari aama kuddne aayagi kya jao bacho usko be koi to...(Phoode nikal aayage jab police maragi to)

Yash :- are wahh...chalo cinama me movie dekhne ke paise Bach Gaye....aise hi to banunga Amir
{ ab samnder me chal rahi h chal phale...Aaj Blue ha Pani Pani Pani Pani Pani Pani...chalo Masti ho gyi ...wo dekho wo raha...are yaha yaha...wo dekho pakad mader.....pakdo bhan ke lo....or isi ke sath apne himanshu Babu ko pani me dundh liya jata h wo sahi salamat mil jate h.......

Or ye sab dekh ke apne Chirag Babu chain ki sans lete h ...ki Bach Gaye mote dande se}

Chirag man me :- sala ye tha kya... Apne ko aisa laga jeisa ki apna body koi Machine ho or uska remote kisi or ke pass ho per ye sirf ek sec ke liye hua to ye apun ka wahan bhi ho sakta h...lagata h daru Kam karni padegi (last line bas Masti ke liye added h)

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Seen change Yash Babu ke pass chalte h..

{Yash kahi to chalata ja raha h usi ship ke kisi room ki or....or rast me wo}
Yash man me :- ye mortals ( jinko mara ja sakta h) ye bhot kamzor h...ek chota sa kamzor sa Jadu bhi ye log jhel nahi pate or helpless ya bebas ho jate h.....or ye servilanse cameras se to bachana sabse easy h.....ye or hamko pakad payange...nammumkin....

{Joote ki aawaz flore ye chalne pe aati h wahi Yash ke chalne pe aa rahi thi fir Yash ek bade se camare ke aage aakar rukta h....Yash :- to ye yaha h......Yash gate ko push karta h to darwaze ke us paar ek alg hi duniya dikhti h......kasino....ha dosto ye ek kasino h.....juwariyo ki favourite jagha ......jha koi bhi Amir ban sakta h or jyadaatar Garib ( oh sach nahi bolna tha)to kasino me enter hote hi}

yash man me:- ha to ab......ye Hamra time h chamakne ka...




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Seen waps change ek office ka seen...Dharm Singh ka office (ye wahai h the
King of gambling)

{Mast sigar ke sutte kichte hue ye chacha bethe h}

Ds:- kya.....? Raj or uski biwi Gujar gaye....

Asistent (boy) :- yes .. Godfather..kya name se...

Ds :- are nammumkin thodi der phale tum khud bole the ki gill family aayi h apni ship pe

Assistant :- koi to aaya h raj gill ke name pe..mene invitation pass dekha h.....kya name se....fir thodi der baad mene logo ke muh de gill family ke bare me suna to...amm kya name se.... puchtaachh se pta chala unka ek lota beta yash gill aaya hua h.

Ds :- mere dost ki mout kese hui?

Assistant:- according to the news wo log kahi outing pe gadi chala rahe the ..fir kya name se...wo log phad ki chhatiyon me gadi chala rahe the or unki gadi ke beard fail hone ki wajh se wo log mare gaye is baat ki janch police ne kari thi tab ye baate samne aayi thi......kya name se....pe meko nahi lagta ye itna simple h..( badi ajib baat h ..yash gill raj gill or unki wife ka ik lota beta h per wo log marne se kuch din pahale apni sari property apni bete ki bajaye apne bhatije ke names karte h ek foti Kodi nahi chhodi apne bete ke liye)...per kya name se ......unki mout se kuch din pahle hi unhone apni will banwayi thi....ye mahaj ek ittafak ho skata h...

Ds :- meko ye sab sahi nahi lag raha h meko yash se milnaa hi chahiye aaj or abhi.

Assistant:- meko abhi news mili h ki....kya name se....wo just abhi kasino se bhar gaye h or.....

Ds :- or kya .....bol muh me kya lau.....lauta fasa h?

Assistant :- or wo 3 karod....jit ker gaye h...apne kasino se ..

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Seen waps change ab apn aaye h security room of the ship... dekhte h kya ho Riya h yaha to ek kursi pe baithe h boss ds(Dharam Singh) pass me khadi h sunder or susil ( tarbooz bade hmast assistant wali vibe) same computer pe laga ek banda....so we call him bandaaage khani me aaya to name bhi de denge.




Banda :- menee uspe kadi nigarani rakhi Suru kari jab wo 50 lakh jeeta....mujhe laga wo koi trick ya tip ka istemal kar raha h per dhyan se dekhne per bhi mujhe koi gadbad nahi lagi...fie jab usne 3 karod jite me us se personally milna cahhata tha face to face per wo jaldi se sare chips( casino ki carancy....wo caram ki goti jesi dikhti hana) ko exchange kiya paise me or nikal liya

Ds:- usne kitne ki bet lagyi thi be..jo wo itna sara paisa jitta??

Ladki:- ek hazar...(Wahi jo Yash ko
invitation ke sath mile the)

So guy's ye tha aaj ka update..... soory for the diley....next update ki information badme de di jyagi ....to bata dijiye chupaiye mat apne man ki baate or bol daliye aaj

Nice update

 

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Update 1​

Announcement:-

Ladies and gentlemen aap sabhi ka swagat h Chinese airlines me ummeed h apki yatra subha ho.

In the aeroplane -

Logo me khus fusahat ho rahi thi.

Someone :- aree.dekho to kitni khubsurat mahila h . koi vip h kya? tum(bagal me baithi apni Biwi se)to itne lali powder laga ke bhi nahi ho pa rahi paise barbaad hi ho rahe h

His wife :- Ghar chalo tum

Someone (others) :-:are yaaro dekho guy's ye to uper se leke niche tak pure brands ki dukaan h dukaan Zara gucchi bhai kya kya phana h be kon ho sakti h ye?

Per tabhi uska sathi bolta h :- yaar wo cute to h hi. ek dam princess ki trh. me iske pass gaya tha abhi jaankari bana ne per isne to ek dam ignore kar diya yaar dil ke tukde nahi chote chhote mitthi ke kan(dust particles ) bana diye.


Mmi......

(Tabhi ek awaz aati h.....ye kon bola be ya boli?)

Mmi mmi bhar dekho....wo kya h?

(Ek pyari si cute si ladki ne ye bola)


Badal h beta wo

ye sabd usi ladki ke the jiski itne samay se charcha ho rahi h ab Jake inke muh se kuch nikala.

Bachhi- Mmi kya papa meko apanayengey?

Ladki - Ha ha kyu nahi meri baby.tum ko koi kese nahi apnayaga? Tum jesi sweet or cute baby girl ko bhala koi kese na bol sakta h ? Aaja Mera baccha mma ki goad me soja

Ladki - okk mma

( Ye h choti si cute baby jiska name h yashasvi [ it's not me.aasan laga isliye likha h])

Bachi ke sone ke baad wo ladki sochti h- {kash me kabhi tumse dur hi na hoti to aaj ye sab na hota}

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Wahi unknown time unknown
please ( ye purani baat h )
Dhamke ho rahe the bahot sare......boom......

Nahiiiii......asa nahi .....ho sakta.....akhir me hu kyu?.....kya main prem ke is kasht ke kaaran marane ja raha hoon?.....akhir me hu kyu ...nahi.... bilkul nahi........(Ye ek ek bhot hi sakati sali vyakti tha )

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Gill family ka ghar.....(Gill ke Punjabi cast h Jaat hi hote h may be but is se koi fark nahi padegaa khani me )

Ek Banda bathroom me bathtub me naha raha tha ki tabhi uske phone pe kisi ka phone aaya h or wo bolta h:-

Dekho tension na lo me me sab theek kar dunga ...dekho jab bank Wale aayange to me Ghar ke piche se satak lunga . Tu bas dekhta ja mera plan. Chalo karakhta hu faltu tension nahi lene ka.Huh...

Itne me bathtub ke pass ek hair dryer Rakha hota hai wo plag mein Laga hota hai wo ludhak ke Pani mein gir jata hai aur vah ladka vahi baat kab main bada bada tadapne lagta hai.....
Aur tab sunai deti hai bahut hi dardnak aur khaufna cheekheain .....( aap imagine kar sakte ho aise time mein jab Banda baathtab mein pada Ho usko bijali ke current ke jhatake lag rahe ho plus pani ke andar current ka prabhav bahut jyada hota hai jis Karan ashanniye pida hoti h)
Or wo mar jata h uska sarrir bilkul kala pad jata h jo aam tor pe current lagne per hota h per tabhi.....

Uper ki light bhi jal bujh rahi hoti h (flickering)}

Tabhi Achanak us ladke ki Aankhen khulati hai aankhon mein alag hi Tej hota hai .. wo bolta h-

"2000 saal pure 2000 saal"Pure ke pure 2000 saal baad aaj Jake ek nayi suruwaat hui h ek dam nyi suruwaat...ha ha ha

Main the great Yash ......ek vilakshan pratibha ka dhanee hoon jisane gu yuaan sootr kee rachana kee aur amaron ka abhootapoorv maarg khola - mujhe logon ke beech draigan devata ke roop mein jaana jaata tha........
lekin mere charam aarohan ke dauraan mainne apana saara pyaar kho diya.....
main is vyakti ke shareer par kabza karana chaahata tha, lekin mainne nahin socha tha ki vah itanee jaldee mar jaega - yah us vyakti jitana achchha nahin hai jo abhee bhee jeevit hai.
Jo bhi ho me kafi Lucky tha jo aaj tak jinda hu itne bade hadse ke baad bhi ..mujhe ab waps suru se suru karna padega .....
lekin mainne apanee clivention ke 200 saal mein kabhee bhee pyaar nahin kiya; mujhe koee chinta nahin thee, aur mainne apana poora dhyaan Saktio par kendrit kiya - pyaar kya hai, aur ise kaise samajha ja sakata hai?

Wo ye sab soch raha hota h ki tabhi darwazae ki ghanti bajati h....ting tong.....

Yash:- kaun h be?( Jake gate pe Jake dekhta h or gate kholta h) Tu kon h?

Samne dekhta h to pata h ki ek khoobsurat ladki or ek chhoti si pyari si nanhi si ek pari h( yaha uski age nahi bata sakti ..

Ladki:- Yash .....(Pyar se Yash ki or dekhte hue)
4 saal phale me pregnent hui thi....us raat ke baad.........

Ye dekhlo hamari beti h yashasvi..


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Dekho boss ye tha phala update...likes ki fikar nahi feedback ki tension h so please aap sab milke bataye kisi ne bata bhi Diya to waps bato ki kami kidhar h

Nice update..

 

[park]

waiting for the next update....

 

[Yasasvi3]

Arrey Yasasvi3 ji, kya naam se, mazedar update diya aapne....
chhota magar acchha and funny...
Chirag and chhachundar Himanshu ko ladwa diya... aur Chirag ko mote dande ke darr se usey bachana bhi bada... 'Salamander' mein dubne se.....

Aur DS zara Yash ka hamdard aadmi maalum hota hai.. dekhte hai ye Yash ke saath hai ya khilaaf, kya naam se

aur ye samajh nahi aya ke Yash ke mom dad ki 'beard' fail hone se maut kese ho gayi... hahahah joking.. story mein typo hai jo i guess mobile ke auto-correct option ki wajah se hota hoga....

Khair apna hero 3 crore jeet gaya... yaaayyyy!!!! Party to banti hai....

Yep autocorrect is the problem koi na mene ab band kar diya usko or kya name se thanks

Nice update yasasvi ji

Bhot bhot dhanyawad ji

Hmm nice Yash ne 3 Crore rupees jeet liye...

Yep....

Badhiya or funny update

Idhar yash ne himanshu ir chirag ko apas me lada kar dono ki lanka lagwa di khaskar chirag ki

Idhar dharma singh ko shak ho chuka ha yash ke mom dad ke marne per or achanak unki jaydad kyon chirag ke name per ha yash ke name per kyon nahi but wo to yash aise hi chin lega chirag se lagta ha

Idhar last me yash ne 1000 ke 3 crore bana dale le ek hi bar me crorepati

Ha aacha pati or baap banaga ki nahi pta nahi...

Bahut hi badhiya update diya hai Yasasvi3 ji....
Nice and beautiful update....

Aapse beutiful thodi h

Tanne advice kun de sake hai syani? Or de bhi to tu maan lave ke?

Sahi pakde h

Very good update

Very very thanks

kya yaasvi itni hot hai

Pta nahi bukhar to aa rakha h

Nice update

Thanks

Nice update..

Thankyou

waiting for the next update....

Yep aaj likhungi

 

[Flame Boy]

Pta nahi bukhar to aa rakha h

iska matlab hot to hai wo

 

[Raj_sharma]

Sahi pakde h

Ye khopdi kahe sath lekar ghumti ho ? Chudel gail pad jyagi thare

 

[Raj_sharma]

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E photu jiya ki dikhe hai ke magari yasudi

 

[Raj_sharma]

मेरे दिल की ज़मीं पर तुम घटा बनके बरस जाओ,
नही दरिया की चाहत ‘राज’ तुम्हें ये कैसे समझाएँ

 

[Yasasvi3]

iska matlab hot to hai wo

Haper ager story wali ki baat h to wo baachi h or meri baat h to pta nahi

Ye khopdi kahe sath lekar ghumti ho ? Chudel gail pad jyagi thare

Kimi na pade

E photu jiya ki dikhe hai ke magari yasudi

na me na peru aayanka

मेरे दिल की ज़मीं पर तुम घटा बनके बरस जाओ,
नही दरिया की चाहत ‘राज’ तुम्हें ये कैसे समझाएँ

Nice.....


Guys....mast fever ho rakaha h....muh ka teste bigad rakha th teek hote hi update aa jayaga kal cheakup ko jaungi.... navratri wo bhi bina kuch khaye for meatings pe meatings....so may be its a kind of resion

 

[Raj_sharma]

Haper ager story wali ki baat h to wo baachi h or meri baat h to pta nahi

Kimi na pade

na me na peru aayanka

Nice.....


Guys....mast fever ho rakaha h....muh ka teste bigad rakha th teek hote hi update aa jayaga kal cheakup ko jaungi.... navratri wo bhi bina kuch khaye for meatings pe meatings....so may be its a kind of resion

Koi badhiya si cheej sahad laga ke chaat le, neebu garam pani me le, aur subah neem .ile to 4 patta chaab liye, theek ho jaygo swad bhi apno dhyan raakh je