Kheton se hote hoay hum dono maa beta gaon ki hadood me dakhil ho chuke thay,ammi ko raaste ache se aate thay to ammi aaghe thora chal rahi thi aur main burqe me qaid unn ki moti gaand ko hichkolay khata dekh rha tha,ammi ki moti gaand ko dekh hamesha aankhon me chamk si aajati thi aur abhi b same kuch waisa he tha aur mann me ye b khayal aa rha tha k koi soch b nai sakta k ye burqay me malboos ba parda khatoon thori der pehle kis haal me thi aur ab kitni nek parhezgaar lag rahi thi,auratt k har rang niralay hote hain,main gaand ko dekhta dekhta ammi k peeche peeche chali ja rha tha aur tabhi hum log gaon ki dosri side k mohallay me enter hoay,yahi pe khala samreen ki shadi hoi thi gaon me he,hum junhi gate pe pohnche to ek aalishan kothi type ghar bnaya hoa tha aur bra sa gate lga tha,dopehr ka time tha aur dhoop b buhatt zyada thi to log galiyon me kamm he thay, pedal chal chal lar humein b garmi lagna shuru hogayi thi,kisi trah bell bjayi par koi nai aaya gate kholne,dobara se bjyayi par same koi nai aaya,phir kafi baar bjayi par tab b koi nai aaya,jab thakk haar kar wapis murne he lage thay to door ek damm se open hoa aur samne khala samreen khari thi,ek lambe kalay khule suit me thi aur ek bari si chadar se pora jism aur sar takk dhanpa hoa tha,par dekhne me kafi healthy lag rahi...ab yahan aaghe likhne se pehle khala samreen ki family ka introduction hota hai....
Khala samreen Ammi se ek saal choti hai,Ammi log 2 bhai aur 2 he behne thi,khala samreen ki age 46 years thi,khala hu ba hu Ammi ki carbon copy thi,lambi chauri kadd kathi,gora rang,lambe baal...kafi healthy lagi mujhe khala pehli nazr me...khala ka naam aas paas k kafi gaon me mashoor tha,uski wajah ye thi k khala buhatt bari mazhbi scholar aur speaker thi,aurton k bare bare majmo me khala khutba waghaira deti thi aur kamal ki awaaz ki malik b thi aur ye sab shoq unhe apne shohar se he mila tha...
Khala k shohar police department me aala uhday par thay aur shehr me he unki posting thi shuru se he isi liye gaon kamm he aate thay,ammi jitna btati hai khala k shohar buhatt he shareef bande hai,unka naam Shahid tha, age taqreeban 50 plus he thi,khala ki wajah se khala log shehr shift nai hoay thay kyun k khala ko gaon pasand tha shuru se isi liye khala k shohar har weekend ya mahine baad aajaya karte thay,job achi honi ki wajah se khala logo ka ghar b shaandar tha...
Khala samreen k 7 bete thay,beti koi nai thi...
Khala k darwaza kholne par ammi khushi se aaghe hokar khala se ghale mili aur khala b khushi se Hum se mili,mujhe sar par pyaar diya,main expect kiya tha k mujhe ghale lgayi gi khala itne arsay baad jo mil rahe par aisa kuch nai hoa...darwaze pe he ammi ne ghile shikwe shuru kar diye aayi kyun nai milne waghaira to khala aaghe se bass itna boli k apa andar to aaye pehle aur itna keh kar ammi aur khala dono aaghe chal di aur mujhe bass khala ki itni se awaaz sunayi di k ali putarr door lock kar k andar aa ja,main door band kar andar aagya,andar se b ghar buhat shandar tha,khala ne hum logo ko main hall me bithaya aur sath he awaaz lgayi Hassan,putarrr idhar to aa dekh kon aaya hai aur itna bol ek jawan se larka ooper se seeriya utr neeche aaya,shakl se aise acting kar rha tha jaise so k utha ho par mujhe shak par gya tabhi jab main uss k skin color k trouser ki samne wali side pe halka sa fresh dhabba(stain) dekha...khair main ignore kar diya,khala boli hassan putarr dekh teri khala aur bhai aaya hai,hum se milne k baad khala ne hassan se bola putarr kitchen me ja kar cold drinks le aa...
Khala aur ammi phir baatein karna shuru hogaye,beech me khala mujhe dekh boli apa ali b kitna bra hogya hai abhi kal ki baat hai meri ghod me khela karta tha aur aaj dekho...ammi muskra di aur boli samreen tu bta tere bete kidar hai to khala boli idhar he thay abhi shayed kuch soye hai aur kuch bahar,itne me hassan cold drink le aaya...baatein shuru hogayi aur hassan b mere sath aa kar beth gya,taqreeban mera hum umr he tha to hum dono b baatein karne lag pare,uss ne btaya k wo 9th me parhta hai iss bari papers dene hai,age kamm thi par physic wise pora jawan dikhta tha hassan b,baatein karte karte hum ne numbers b exchange kiye...tabhi mera cell bja,unknown number tha main call pick ki to umar ki call ki wo poch rha tha kidar ho to main btaya k khala k haan hun to wo bola hum sab larke dost waghaira ghomne ja rahe hai tu ne jana hai kya to main thori der socha k akela idhar kya karu ga to haan bol di,umar bola hum log abhi to bahar hai ek ghante takk wo kal wali shop pe aajana jahan hum raat ko bethe thay sab,main program done kiya aur phir ek nazr apne kapro pe mari to mujhe saaf nai lage to socha change waghaira karna pare ga,main ammi ko bola k ammi main umar logo sath bahar ghomne ja rha hun to ammi boli theek hai main shaam takk yahi hun,tum jao,tabhi khala boli hassan ali ko bike pe chor aao,main b khush hogya k pedal nai jana pare ga itni dhoop me ghar,hassan ne bike nikal start ki aur mujhe 5 minutes me ghar k gate pe la utara,main usay bola k agar wo free hai to wo b humare sath chal sakta hai to hassan bola theek hai main b teyaar hojata hun phir usay main ne shop ka bta kar ghar k andar enter hoa,ghar me enter hote he khamoshi si zahir hoi,lag rha tha ghar wale abhi takk nai aaye bahar se...main enter hokar seedha kitchen ki or gya kyun k mujhe pyaas lagi hoi thi,kitchen me fridge me se thanda pani nikal peene k baad main awaaz lgayi k koi hai kya par koi b nai nazr aaya...
Tabhi main ooper jane he lga tha apne room k mujhe yaad aaya k main shower lena hai to motor ka button on kar deta hun thanda pani aaye ga to nahane me maza aaye ga...main kitchen se neeche wale hall me enter hoa aur button on kiya aur wapis ooper gya aur junhi apna room khola mujhe peeche se neeche wale main gate k khulne ki awaaz aayi,mujhe lga sabhi mami log aagaye hain shayed,dopehr ki karakti dhoop thi aur mujhe nahane ki jaldi thi phir b main darwaza khol thora ek jhalak dekh kar confirm karna chaha k ghar wale he hai na,junhi main neeche dekha to mujhe ajeeb sa lga kyun k bass bare mamu shokat ki beti api Huma thi jin ki shadi hone wali thi,wo pore burqe type abaya me thi aur uss k saty chote mamu dilawar ki beti nosheen thi, uss ne b abaya pehna tha,dono hansti hoi baatein karti hoi ghar me enter hoi aur baar baar peeche b dekh rahi thi, dono enter hoi to koi 2 minutes baad mujhe dono mamu aate nazr aaye,wo dono b idhar udhar dekhte choro ki trah aa rahe thay ghali me aur phir ghar me enter hoay, ajeeb baat thi k un k chehre par b waisi he muskrahat thi jaise thori der pehle dono larkiyon k chehre pe thi,enter hote he bare mamu ne main gate band kar andar se lock kar diya aur idhar udhar dekhte hoay andar chale gaye,shukr hai main apne room ka pora darwaza nai khola tha isi liye wo mujhe dekh na paye...jab wo andar chale gaye to tabhi ek damm se mera cell bja main call pick ki to umar he tha dosri traf,umar bola ali yaar hum teeno to phans gaye yaar main pocha kya hoa to bola ammi logo sath paas k gaon ja rahe hai,wahan kisi se damm waghaira karwana hai to sabhi sath hai to ghomne ka plan to hai par abhi at least dher 2 ghanta ghar aate lag jana to tum wait karna humara udhar khala k haan he main call karu ga,main pocha kon kon ja rahe dosre gaon to umar bola hum teeno larke hai aur ammi log aur sawera sur sana b sath hai,main pocha huma aur nosheen aur mama log to umar bola k abbu log to kisi aadmi k paas gaye hai aur huma aur nosheen keh rahi thi k unhe nai jana iss liye wo dono ghar chal di...main call cut ki aur mujhe pakka yaqeen hogya k kuch to gharbarr hai...mere kaan khare ho chuke thay,main nahana bhool apne shoes utaar,nange paon chore ki trah neeche jane ka socha...mere zehan me pta nai kya kya khayalat aa rahe thay k baap beti nai nai mamu aise nai hai...ab yahan dono mamu k bare btata chalu,bare mamu shokat pore hattay kattay pehlwan jaise sharir k malik hai shuru se,unki height saare 6 feet k qareeb hogi,sakht mizaaj aur ghusse wale mane jate hai,halki safed daarhi b rakhi hoi hai