UPDATE 7
Are o sambha yeh launda kaunsi bhasha bol raha hai
Gabbar hanste hue bola
Aaj itne saalo mein pehli baar use kisi ne pela tha
Lekin shakti babu ka toh kuchh aur plan tha
Shakti babu apni kamar se gun nikaal liye
Aur isse pehle koi kuchh samajh paata
Pel diye do goli
Gabbar singh ke maathe mein
Gabbar singh ki hansi
Cheekh ke sath gayab hui
Suwwar ke bachcho
Bas itna hi bol paaya tha gabbar Singh
Sambha aur birju ko yakeen ho gaya
Ki koi gabbar singh ko pel gaya
Shakti ki ek khasiyat thi
Woh marne se pehle sochta nahi tha
Aur maarne se pehle toh bilkul nahi sochta tha
Dhaniram ki ankhein chaundhya gayi
Aur woh chilla pada
Gabbar singh maara gaya bhaiyo
Ab uske chamche bache hain
Yeh sunte hi saare gaon waale Apne ghar se bahar aagaye
Sambha samajh chuka tha
Ki gabbar ke marne ke baad
Gaon walo ka dar khatam ho gaya hai
Aur gaon waale the kayi sau
Gaand kholke maarenge
Isi liye sambha pehle bhaaga
Use dekhke baaki sab bhi bhaagne lage
Lekin Shakti ko jitne ko maarne ka mauka mila
Shakti ne 5 daaku ko pel diya
Sambha birju aur baaki do daaku bache the
Jo bhaagne mein kamyab ho gaye
Gaon waale yeh sab dekhke hairan the
Tabhi dhaniram ne aisa kuch bola
Ki shakti ki jhantein sulag gayi
Beti radha damad ji ke pair chhu lo
Aapka dimag toh sahi hai
Shakti ghurte hue bola
Dekhiye baabuji aap ne gabbar ko marke meri beti ko bachaya hai
Mujhpe bada upkaar kiya hai
Lekin jis waqt aapne mere saamne meri beti ke sharir ko sparsh kiya
Usi waqt se aap Uske Pati ho Gaye
Yahi humari parampara hai
Dhaniram Bola
Kya bakwaas kar rahe ho
Ek mard hoke apni beti ko daaku ko saunp rahe the
Parampra my ass
Main toh nahi kar raha shaadi
Shakti bola
Tabhi usmein se ek aadmi aage badhke aaya
Jo us gaon ka mukhiya tha
DEKHIYE babu ji
Shaadi toh aapko karni padegi
Kyunki ab yeh Apne maa baap ke ghar nahi reh sakti
Ya toh ise aap apna lijiye
Ya phir ise yeh gaon chhodke jaana hoga
Mukhiya bola
Shakti kuchh bolta usse pehle hi radha uske pair pakad li
Babu ji agar aap mujhse shaadi nahi kar sakte
Toh mujhe bhi goli maar dijiye
Radha rote hue boli
Shakti jhatke se peechhe hat gaya
Aap samjho na main aisa nahi kar sakta
Main yahan kuchh din ke liye aaya hoon
Uske baad main chala jaaunga
Shakti bola
Radha rote hue uth gayi
Aur shakti ki taraf dekhne lagi
Ek ladki ko aapki tarah hi ek ladke ne nahi apnaya tha
Us ladki ko gaon se jaana pada
Aur raaste mein use daaku ne utha liya
Aur uski izzat loot ke use maar diya
Agar aap chahte hain
Ki mere sath bhi yeh ho toh theek hai
Main ja rahi hoon
Talab mein dubke apni jaan dene
Radha boli
Shakti ko pata tha
Ki use wapas jaana hi hoga
Aur uske peechhe mein agar radha ko kuch ho Gaya toh
shakti aage badha
Aur radha ko Apne seene se laga liya
Yeh dekhke saare gaon waalo ghum Gaye
Main karunga aapse shaadi
Aisi baatein mat kijiye
Shakti bola
Tabhi ek aurat boli
Shakuntala tera damad toh bada behsaram hai
Bahadur bhi toh hai
Jis gabbar singh ko police nahi pakad paayi
Us gabbar singh ko babu ji ne ek jhatke mein maar diya
Dusri aurat boli
Radha andar jaa
Dhaniram bola
Uski baat sunke radha ghar mein bhaag gayi
Tabhi radha ki saheliya
Uske paas aagayi
Radha tera pati toh filmo ka hero lagta hai
Kad dekha hai
Tu toh uske kandhe tak bhi nahi aati hai
Kaash gabbar singh ne mujhe pukaara hota
Toh baabuji mujhe bachate
Aur phir aaj unse meri shaadi hoti
Dusri saheli boli
Yeh sunke radha ka man kiya
Ki woh use jhaadu se maar maar yahan se bhaga de
Dekho toh kaise ghur rahi hai humein
Are radha rani koi tujhse tere babuji ko nahi chheen raha hai
Woh tere hi rahenge
Teesri saheli boli
Idhar humare dead king pehli baar marke pachhta rahe the
Dhaniram Shakti ki Taraf dekha
Damad ji dahej mein. Mere paas dene ke liye
Bas ek beegha zameen hai
Aadha main aaapko de dunga
Agar aap ko koi aitraaj na ho toh
Tabhi sarpanch aage badhke bola
Damad ji in daaku ko aap thaane leke jaaiye
Sarkar insabpe inaam rakhkhi hai
Aur gabbar singh pe toh poore 50000 hain
Shakti... mujhe kahin nahi jaana hai
Aap sab inhein leke jao
Aur inaam le lo
Aur saare gaon waale mein barabar se baant dena
Gaon waalo ko yakeen nahi hua
Ki shakti ne 50000 ka inaam lene se mana kar diya
Us time ka pachas hazaar aaj ke time mein dus lakh ke barabar tha
Chaho toh google kar lo
Gaon waale shakti ko ajeeb najro se dekh rahe the
Sarpanch jee aap gaon waalo ke sath in daaku ko thane leke jaiye
Hum baabuji aur radha ki Shaadi ka intezaam karte hain
Mukhiya bola
Uske baad sarpanch chala gaya
Aur phir mukhiya ne shakti ko kisi ke Ghar pe rukwa diya
1980 ke hisaab se yeh gaon tha bahut gareeb
Shakti apna sar pakadke baith gaya
Use samajh nahi aaraha tha
Ki usne jo kiya
Woh sahi kiya ya galat
Shakti ke gun mein abhi bhi 7 bulkets bachi thi
Shakti ne gun ki nali Apne munh mein rakh di
Agar Apne aapko maar doon
Toh mujhe shaadi nahi karni padegi
Aur main shayad wapas chala jaun
Lekin agar main is baar sachmein mar gaya toh
Radha ka kya hoga
Jis tarah main 40 saal peechhe chala aaya hoon
Kahin phirse main 40 saal peechhe chala gaya toh
Radha ka kya hoga
2020 mein mere liye kuchh bacha nahi tha
Isi liye mujhe wahan jaane ka koi shauk nahi tha
Abhi shakti yeh sab soch hi raha tha
Ki use kisi ke aane ki aahat hui
Aur usne gun chhipa di
Sarpanch shakti ke liye kapda leke aaya tha
Shakti ne mana kar diya
Kyunki uska dimaag abhi kharab hua pada tha
Main toh kehta hoon
Pel de saari gaon ki aurto ko
Waise bhi gaon ki aadhi ladki tujhpe fida ho chuki hai
Oh sorry main toh bhool hi gaya
Ki shakti mujhe sun nahi sakta
Betichod writer mujhe mera guest appearance chahiye story mein
Warna andar se kholke baja dunga
Ok ok story
Jaise hi sarpanch gaya
Shakti ne phir se gun ki nali Apne munh mein daal li
Woh khudko maar sakta tha
Lekin bas use yahi khyal rok raha tha
Maine Anita chauhan se sab kuchh cheeen liya
Agar main yahan rehta hoon
Toh main apni maa ko marne se bacha sakta hoon
Apne papa ko marne se bacha sakta hoon
Lekin shakti ne ek jhatke mein gun apne munh mein daala aur trigger daba Diya
Lekin yeh kya Shakti abhi wohin pe tha
Usne apni watch mein time dekha
Toh subah ke 10 hi baje the
Aur 10 bajke 5 minutes pe usne apne aapko goli maaro thi
Fuck
Shakti ke munh se yahi nikla
Uske marne se dobaara din nahi shuru hua
Balki woh 5 minute peechhe chala gaya
Shakti frustrated ho chuka tha
Isi liye woh thodi der ke liye let gaya
2020
Wohin dusri taraf Anita komal aur vijay shocked ho chuke the
Shakti unke saamne se kahin gayab ho chuka tha
Komal gun ko ek taraf fenk di
Aur Apne room mein jaake rone lagi
Anita aur Vijay dono ki gaand fat chuki thi
Randeep singh jab unse milne aaye
Toh shakti unhein nahi mila
Usne vijay se puchha
Ki shakti kahan hai
Vijay je koi jawab nahi diya
Kya batata woh randeep singh ko
Shakti uske saamne khudko goli maara
Aur phir gayab ho gaya
Randeep singh ka dimaag kharab ho chuka tha
Ki shakti kahan chala gaya
1980
4 baje
Shakti aur radha ki shaadi ho gayi
Na chahte hue bhi
Use karna hi pada
Saari rasmo ko nibhane ke baad
Ab baat thi
Ki shakti aur radha rahenge kahan
Lekin tabhi mukhiya bola
Ki uska ek aur ghar hai
Jise woh sajwa chuka hai
Ladki sab radha ko le gayi
Tabhi sarpanch shakti ke paas aagaya
Damad ji taari peete ho ki nahi
Sarpanch bola
Nahi
Shakti bola
Kya baat hai radha beti badi kismat waali hai
Jo use aap jaisa pati mila
Waise aap karte kya hain
Sarpanch bola
Main fauji hoon
Shakti bola
Use aur kuchh sujha hi nahi
Sarpanch yeh sunke Khush ho gaya
Woh sochne laga
Ki shakti ke rehte hue
Ab koi bhi daaku
Uske gaon mein qadam Nahi rakhkhenge
Aur Rakh bhi liya
Toh shakti unhein maar daalega
Radha ko le jaake
Ek room mein baitha diya gaya
Shaam hote hi
Shakti ko bhi jaana pada
Kyunki sab use ghur ghur ke dekh rahe the
Shakti jaise hi kamre mein ghusa
Radha use bed pe baithi hui mili
Saala aaj jindagi mein pehli baar kisi aur ki suhagrat mante hue dekhunga
Lekin yeh kya ho raha hai
Yeh betichod toh bed ke side karwat leke so gaya
Saara mood kharab kar diya
Ab kya kare
Maine kaha tha
Zabardasti ka maut se mat khel
Fat gayi na gaand
Apni hi **++++ se shaadi karni padi na
Chhote maalik aap yahan hain
Hum kabse aapko dhund rahe hain
Thakur sahab aapko bula rahe hain
Shakti ne us aadmi ko ghurke dekha
Use kuchh samajh hi nahi aaya
Ki kya ho raha hai
Behenchod agar main Lucifer Nahi rehta
Toh mera dimaag bhi kharab ho jaata
Us aadmi ne jab dekha
Ki shakti use ghur raha hai
Toh uski gaand fat gayi
Shakti aaspaas dekh raha tha
Use samajh mein hi nahi aaraha tha
Ki yeh ho kya raha hai
Usne bilkul ek gaon waale ki Tarah kapde pehne hue the
Chhote maalik
Bade maalik aapko bula rahe hain
Mahurat ka waqt nikla ja raha hai
Pandit ji aapko bula rahe hain
Aur yeh aapke kapdo ko kya hua
Tum mujhe jaante ho
Shakti bola
Yeh aap kaisi baatein kar rahe hain
Partap chauhan hain
Thakur arvind chauhan ke ek laute bete
Sukhiram bola
Shakti ka sar dard kar raha tha
Woh kuchh bhi karne ki haalat mein nahi tha
Aisa lag raha tha
Ki woh abhi chakkar khaake gid jaayega
Sukhiram use leke mandap ki taraf chala gaya
Shakti ko kuchh pata nahi chal raha tha
Ki uske sath kya ho raha hai
Behenchod bechare ki ek aur shaadi karwa di
Aur bechare ko pata hi nahi chala
Jaise hi pandit ne bola
Ki aaj se aap dono pati patni hain
Shakti dhadam se gid pada
Aur jab shakti ki ankh khuli
Toh ek anjaan ladki ko dekhke
Woh shocked reh gaya
Woh anjaan ladki dulhan ke kapdo mein thi
Aur ro bhi rahi thi
Saala isko bin maange hi boor mil rahi thi
Aur betichod writer mujhse mehnat karwata tha
Ab aap kaise hain
Aapko pata hai main kitna dar gayi thi
Ladki rote hue boli
Uska naam rukmani tha
What the fuck
Tum ho kaun
Shakti chaunkte hue bola
Yeh aap kaisi baatein kar rahe hain
Main aapki patni hoon
Rukmani
Rukmani boli
Yeh sunke shakti ka sar jhan jhana gaya
No
No
No
This is fucking insane
Shakti jhunjlate hue bola
Tabhi rukmani shakti ke maathe pe hath rakhke dekhne lagi
Ki kahin use bukhaar toh nahi hai
Shakti usse door ho gaya
Aur apni gardan hilane laga
Use yakeen nahi ho raha tha
Ki uske sath yeh kya ho raha hai
Aap aisa kyun kar rahe hain
Pitaji ne toh kaha tha.ki main aapko Pasand hoon
Rukmani udas hote hue boli
Taareekh kya hai
Shakti bola
Aapko hua kya hai
Kahin sharab toh nahi peeya hai aapne
Rukmani boli
Jitna puchha hai utna batao
Shakti ghurte hue bola
Rukmani ghabra gayi
Jee 12 june hai
Rukmani boli
Saal kaunsa hai
Shakti bola
1975
Rukmani boli
Ŵhat
What
What
Shakti yeh bardasht nahi kar paaya
Aur usne mehsus kiya ki uski gun abhi bhi uski kamar mein hi hai
Usne gun nikaala
Rakhkha kanpatti pe
Rukmani ki cheekh nikal gayi
Daba diya trigger usne
Lekin jab uski aankh khuli
Toh rukmani uske paas baithi thi
Shakti ka dimaag kharab ho chuka tha....
Lo ji ab apni +++++ se bhi shaadi kar liye
Apne dead king surma bhopali
Kya lagta hai bhai log
Kaun hai rukmani
aur radha kaun hai
Story kaisi hai neeche comments mein batao
Dimaag ka dahi ho raha hai ki nahi....
Dimag ka dahi karke rakh diya .UPDATE 7
Are o sambha yeh launda kaunsi bhasha bol raha hai
Gabbar hanste hue bola
Aaj itne saalo mein pehli baar use kisi ne pela tha
Lekin shakti babu ka toh kuchh aur plan tha
Shakti babu apni kamar se gun nikaal liye
Aur isse pehle koi kuchh samajh paata
Pel diye do goli
Gabbar singh ke maathe mein
Gabbar singh ki hansi
Cheekh ke sath gayab hui
Suwwar ke bachcho
Bas itna hi bol paaya tha gabbar Singh
Sambha aur birju ko yakeen ho gaya
Ki koi gabbar singh ko pel gaya
Shakti ki ek khasiyat thi
Woh marne se pehle sochta nahi tha
Aur maarne se pehle toh bilkul nahi sochta tha
Dhaniram ki ankhein chaundhya gayi
Aur woh chilla pada
Gabbar singh maara gaya bhaiyo
Ab uske chamche bache hain
Yeh sunte hi saare gaon waale Apne ghar se bahar aagaye
Sambha samajh chuka tha
Ki gabbar ke marne ke baad
Gaon walo ka dar khatam ho gaya hai
Aur gaon waale the kayi sau
Gaand kholke maarenge
Isi liye sambha pehle bhaaga
Use dekhke baaki sab bhi bhaagne lage
Lekin Shakti ko jitne ko maarne ka mauka mila
Shakti ne 5 daaku ko pel diya
Sambha birju aur baaki do daaku bache the
Jo bhaagne mein kamyab ho gaye
Gaon waale yeh sab dekhke hairan the
Tabhi dhaniram ne aisa kuch bola
Ki shakti ki jhantein sulag gayi
Beti radha damad ji ke pair chhu lo
Aapka dimag toh sahi hai
Shakti ghurte hue bola
Dekhiye baabuji aap ne gabbar ko marke meri beti ko bachaya hai
Mujhpe bada upkaar kiya hai
Lekin jis waqt aapne mere saamne meri beti ke sharir ko sparsh kiya
Usi waqt se aap Uske Pati ho Gaye
Yahi humari parampara hai
Dhaniram Bola
Kya bakwaas kar rahe ho
Ek mard hoke apni beti ko daaku ko saunp rahe the
Parampra my ass
Main toh nahi kar raha shaadi
Shakti bola
Tabhi usmein se ek aadmi aage badhke aaya
Jo us gaon ka mukhiya tha
DEKHIYE babu ji
Shaadi toh aapko karni padegi
Kyunki ab yeh Apne maa baap ke ghar nahi reh sakti
Ya toh ise aap apna lijiye
Ya phir ise yeh gaon chhodke jaana hoga
Mukhiya bola
Shakti kuchh bolta usse pehle hi radha uske pair pakad li
Babu ji agar aap mujhse shaadi nahi kar sakte
Toh mujhe bhi goli maar dijiye
Radha rote hue boli
Shakti jhatke se peechhe hat gaya
Aap samjho na main aisa nahi kar sakta
Main yahan kuchh din ke liye aaya hoon
Uske baad main chala jaaunga
Shakti bola
Radha rote hue uth gayi
Aur shakti ki taraf dekhne lagi
Ek ladki ko aapki tarah hi ek ladke ne nahi apnaya tha
Us ladki ko gaon se jaana pada
Aur raaste mein use daaku ne utha liya
Aur uski izzat loot ke use maar diya
Agar aap chahte hain
Ki mere sath bhi yeh ho toh theek hai
Main ja rahi hoon
Talab mein dubke apni jaan dene
Radha boli
Shakti ko pata tha
Ki use wapas jaana hi hoga
Aur uske peechhe mein agar radha ko kuch ho Gaya toh
shakti aage badha
Aur radha ko Apne seene se laga liya
Yeh dekhke saare gaon waalo ghum Gaye
Main karunga aapse shaadi
Aisi baatein mat kijiye
Shakti bola
Tabhi ek aurat boli
Shakuntala tera damad toh bada behsaram hai
Bahadur bhi toh hai
Jis gabbar singh ko police nahi pakad paayi
Us gabbar singh ko babu ji ne ek jhatke mein maar diya
Dusri aurat boli
Radha andar jaa
Dhaniram bola
Uski baat sunke radha ghar mein bhaag gayi
Tabhi radha ki saheliya
Uske paas aagayi
Radha tera pati toh filmo ka hero lagta hai
Kad dekha hai
Tu toh uske kandhe tak bhi nahi aati hai
Kaash gabbar singh ne mujhe pukaara hota
Toh baabuji mujhe bachate
Aur phir aaj unse meri shaadi hoti
Dusri saheli boli
Yeh sunke radha ka man kiya
Ki woh use jhaadu se maar maar yahan se bhaga de
Dekho toh kaise ghur rahi hai humein
Are radha rani koi tujhse tere babuji ko nahi chheen raha hai
Woh tere hi rahenge
Teesri saheli boli
Idhar humare dead king pehli baar marke pachhta rahe the
Dhaniram Shakti ki Taraf dekha
Damad ji dahej mein. Mere paas dene ke liye
Bas ek beegha zameen hai
Aadha main aaapko de dunga
Agar aap ko koi aitraaj na ho toh
Tabhi sarpanch aage badhke bola
Damad ji in daaku ko aap thaane leke jaaiye
Sarkar insabpe inaam rakhkhi hai
Aur gabbar singh pe toh poore 50000 hain
Shakti... mujhe kahin nahi jaana hai
Aap sab inhein leke jao
Aur inaam le lo
Aur saare gaon waale mein barabar se baant dena
Gaon waalo ko yakeen nahi hua
Ki shakti ne 50000 ka inaam lene se mana kar diya
Us time ka pachas hazaar aaj ke time mein dus lakh ke barabar tha
Chaho toh google kar lo
Gaon waale shakti ko ajeeb najro se dekh rahe the
Sarpanch jee aap gaon waalo ke sath in daaku ko thane leke jaiye
Hum baabuji aur radha ki Shaadi ka intezaam karte hain
Mukhiya bola
Uske baad sarpanch chala gaya
Aur phir mukhiya ne shakti ko kisi ke Ghar pe rukwa diya
1980 ke hisaab se yeh gaon tha bahut gareeb
Shakti apna sar pakadke baith gaya
Use samajh nahi aaraha tha
Ki usne jo kiya
Woh sahi kiya ya galat
Shakti ke gun mein abhi bhi 7 bulkets bachi thi
Shakti ne gun ki nali Apne munh mein rakh di
Agar Apne aapko maar doon
Toh mujhe shaadi nahi karni padegi
Aur main shayad wapas chala jaun
Lekin agar main is baar sachmein mar gaya toh
Radha ka kya hoga
Jis tarah main 40 saal peechhe chala aaya hoon
Kahin phirse main 40 saal peechhe chala gaya toh
Radha ka kya hoga
2020 mein mere liye kuchh bacha nahi tha
Isi liye mujhe wahan jaane ka koi shauk nahi tha
Abhi shakti yeh sab soch hi raha tha
Ki use kisi ke aane ki aahat hui
Aur usne gun chhipa di
Sarpanch shakti ke liye kapda leke aaya tha
Shakti ne mana kar diya
Kyunki uska dimaag abhi kharab hua pada tha
Main toh kehta hoon
Pel de saari gaon ki aurto ko
Waise bhi gaon ki aadhi ladki tujhpe fida ho chuki hai
Oh sorry main toh bhool hi gaya
Ki shakti mujhe sun nahi sakta
Betichod writer mujhe mera guest appearance chahiye story mein
Warna andar se kholke baja dunga
Ok ok story
Jaise hi sarpanch gaya
Shakti ne phir se gun ki nali Apne munh mein daal li
Woh khudko maar sakta tha
Lekin bas use yahi khyal rok raha tha
Maine Anita chauhan se sab kuchh cheeen liya
Agar main yahan rehta hoon
Toh main apni maa ko marne se bacha sakta hoon
Apne papa ko marne se bacha sakta hoon
Lekin shakti ne ek jhatke mein gun apne munh mein daala aur trigger daba Diya
Lekin yeh kya Shakti abhi wohin pe tha
Usne apni watch mein time dekha
Toh subah ke 10 hi baje the
Aur 10 bajke 5 minutes pe usne apne aapko goli maaro thi
Fuck
Shakti ke munh se yahi nikla
Uske marne se dobaara din nahi shuru hua
Balki woh 5 minute peechhe chala gaya
Shakti frustrated ho chuka tha
Isi liye woh thodi der ke liye let gaya
2020
Wohin dusri taraf Anita komal aur vijay shocked ho chuke the
Shakti unke saamne se kahin gayab ho chuka tha
Komal gun ko ek taraf fenk di
Aur Apne room mein jaake rone lagi
Anita aur Vijay dono ki gaand fat chuki thi
Randeep singh jab unse milne aaye
Toh shakti unhein nahi mila
Usne vijay se puchha
Ki shakti kahan hai
Vijay je koi jawab nahi diya
Kya batata woh randeep singh ko
Shakti uske saamne khudko goli maara
Aur phir gayab ho gaya
Randeep singh ka dimaag kharab ho chuka tha
Ki shakti kahan chala gaya
1980
4 baje
Shakti aur radha ki shaadi ho gayi
Na chahte hue bhi
Use karna hi pada
Saari rasmo ko nibhane ke baad
Ab baat thi
Ki shakti aur radha rahenge kahan
Lekin tabhi mukhiya bola
Ki uska ek aur ghar hai
Jise woh sajwa chuka hai
Ladki sab radha ko le gayi
Tabhi sarpanch shakti ke paas aagaya
Damad ji taari peete ho ki nahi
Sarpanch bola
Nahi
Shakti bola
Kya baat hai radha beti badi kismat waali hai
Jo use aap jaisa pati mila
Waise aap karte kya hain
Sarpanch bola
Main fauji hoon
Shakti bola
Use aur kuchh sujha hi nahi
Sarpanch yeh sunke Khush ho gaya
Woh sochne laga
Ki shakti ke rehte hue
Ab koi bhi daaku
Uske gaon mein qadam Nahi rakhkhenge
Aur Rakh bhi liya
Toh shakti unhein maar daalega
Radha ko le jaake
Ek room mein baitha diya gaya
Shaam hote hi
Shakti ko bhi jaana pada
Kyunki sab use ghur ghur ke dekh rahe the
Shakti jaise hi kamre mein ghusa
Radha use bed pe baithi hui mili
Saala aaj jindagi mein pehli baar kisi aur ki suhagrat mante hue dekhunga
Lekin yeh kya ho raha hai
Yeh betichod toh bed ke side karwat leke so gaya
Saara mood kharab kar diya
Ab kya kare
Maine kaha tha
Zabardasti ka maut se mat khel
Fat gayi na gaand
Apni hi **++++ se shaadi karni padi na
Chhote maalik aap yahan hain
Hum kabse aapko dhund rahe hain
Thakur sahab aapko bula rahe hain
Shakti ne us aadmi ko ghurke dekha
Use kuchh samajh hi nahi aaya
Ki kya ho raha hai
Behenchod agar main Lucifer Nahi rehta
Toh mera dimaag bhi kharab ho jaata
Us aadmi ne jab dekha
Ki shakti use ghur raha hai
Toh uski gaand fat gayi
Shakti aaspaas dekh raha tha
Use samajh mein hi nahi aaraha tha
Ki yeh ho kya raha hai
Usne bilkul ek gaon waale ki Tarah kapde pehne hue the
Chhote maalik
Bade maalik aapko bula rahe hain
Mahurat ka waqt nikla ja raha hai
Pandit ji aapko bula rahe hain
Aur yeh aapke kapdo ko kya hua
Tum mujhe jaante ho
Shakti bola
Yeh aap kaisi baatein kar rahe hain
Partap chauhan hain
Thakur arvind chauhan ke ek laute bete
Sukhiram bola
Shakti ka sar dard kar raha tha
Woh kuchh bhi karne ki haalat mein nahi tha
Aisa lag raha tha
Ki woh abhi chakkar khaake gid jaayega
Sukhiram use leke mandap ki taraf chala gaya
Shakti ko kuchh pata nahi chal raha tha
Ki uske sath kya ho raha hai
Behenchod bechare ki ek aur shaadi karwa di
Aur bechare ko pata hi nahi chala
Jaise hi pandit ne bola
Ki aaj se aap dono pati patni hain
Shakti dhadam se gid pada
Aur jab shakti ki ankh khuli
Toh ek anjaan ladki ko dekhke
Woh shocked reh gaya
Woh anjaan ladki dulhan ke kapdo mein thi
Aur ro bhi rahi thi
Saala isko bin maange hi boor mil rahi thi
Aur betichod writer mujhse mehnat karwata tha
Ab aap kaise hain
Aapko pata hai main kitna dar gayi thi
Ladki rote hue boli
Uska naam rukmani tha
What the fuck
Tum ho kaun
Shakti chaunkte hue bola
Yeh aap kaisi baatein kar rahe hain
Main aapki patni hoon
Rukmani
Rukmani boli
Yeh sunke shakti ka sar jhan jhana gaya
No
No
No
This is fucking insane
Shakti jhunjlate hue bola
Tabhi rukmani shakti ke maathe pe hath rakhke dekhne lagi
Ki kahin use bukhaar toh nahi hai
Shakti usse door ho gaya
Aur apni gardan hilane laga
Use yakeen nahi ho raha tha
Ki uske sath yeh kya ho raha hai
Aap aisa kyun kar rahe hain
Pitaji ne toh kaha tha.ki main aapko Pasand hoon
Rukmani udas hote hue boli
Taareekh kya hai
Shakti bola
Aapko hua kya hai
Kahin sharab toh nahi peeya hai aapne
Rukmani boli
Jitna puchha hai utna batao
Shakti ghurte hue bola
Rukmani ghabra gayi
Jee 12 june hai
Rukmani boli
Saal kaunsa hai
Shakti bola
1975
Rukmani boli
Ŵhat
What
What
Shakti yeh bardasht nahi kar paaya
Aur usne mehsus kiya ki uski gun abhi bhi uski kamar mein hi hai
Usne gun nikaala
Rakhkha kanpatti pe
Rukmani ki cheekh nikal gayi
Daba diya trigger usne
Lekin jab uski aankh khuli
Toh rukmani uske paas baithi thi
Shakti ka dimaag kharab ho chuka tha....
Lo ji ab apni +++++ se bhi shaadi kar liye
Apne dead king surma bhopali
Kya lagta hai bhai log
Kaun hai rukmani
aur radha kaun hai
Story kaisi hai neeche comments mein batao
Dimaag ka dahi ho raha hai ki nahi....
ye kya shuru kar diya hai na koi or hai na koi chhor . Kabhi Radha aa jati hai kabhi rukmani kabhi 1980 me kabhi 1975 me kabhi 2020.
