Iron Man
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Awesome updateUpdate-53(B)
Maa- ab main sab ko kese bulau. Mera naam ka pati to available nehi hai. Baki 2 mard ko kese bulau. Sab ko kya kya jawab doon. Nehi nehi nehi kar sakti. Sonali ko kuchh keh ke mana na hoga.
Maa- sonali beta sunna.
Sonali- kya hua?
maa- jara tu khud soch tera sasur aur ghar ke baki mard ke bina kese hoga shadi. Kis kis ko jawab doon. Kal babuji aur maa ji puchhe to kya bolun. Raghab ki nani bhi to nehi aye honge.
Sonali- sab to unki biwi hai. Badimaa, chachi, dadi aur sare behen bhi biwi banna chahte. Aurat ka kya paresani.
Maa- oh to thik per mardon ki to soch na.
Sonali-main sab ki jaan le lungi. Nehi nehi mujhe usko mere pati ke kamre main rehne nehi de sakti.
Maa- jara soch Raghab kya achha lagega. Oh to mard hai na. Tu kya apni pati ko nehi janta. Oh sirf apne marzi ka karta hai. Sirf mere lie kisi ke aath nehi kar raha hai.
Sonali- bahar to khub maze le rehe hai . Ghar ka kya. Kya pata mere doston ko bhi jakad na le.
Maa- sach bolun. Mere bete ko ek aurat sambhal nehi paegi.
Sonali - han maloom chal gayi. Mujhe itna jalan kiun ho rehi hai.
Maa- yahi jalan to sare riste bhula di.
Sonali - ab main kya karoon. Pagal ho jaun.
Maa- sun main tujhe ek simple sa idea deti hoon. Porn to tu dekhti hai na.
Sonali- mujhe nehi pasand. Main raghab ke alawa kisi aur ki nehi dekh sakti.
Maa- tu medical student hai. Practical to hota hoga.
Sonali- bahut ignor kia hoon oh sab. Bas kniwledge ke lie dekhi hoon.
Maa- tu jab tak hai apne hi pati ka sex dekh na.
Sonali- dusron ke sath
Maa- han
Sonali- aap chahti hai mere hath se kisiki murder ho jae.
Maa- dekh na tu try to kar. Jalan to hogi. Per tu isko apna legi to bas sab kuchh maza le paegi. Soch jitna hatiyar chalega utna mazboot experinxe hoga. Apni pati ka mardagi pe garv karna. Tu bol samj main koi usko pati bol sakegi kya. Sirf tu hi uska biwi hai pura gaon janta hai. Usko maze lene hai to lene de. Ek baat bata kya oh tere pyar main kami rakhta hai?
Sonali- nehi
Maa- to tu usko jaan nehi paya. Oh sab ka khayal rakhta hai. Oh sab ki dil samjhta hai. Sab ki jaroorat poori karta hai. Tujhe hi apne biwi ka haq degi. Tu usko uske hisab se karne de. Kuchh bigad mat.
Sonali- thik hai. Main kosis karungi.
Maa- meri pyari beti.
SOnali- mujhe aap ki sath chahie ye sab hazam karne ke lie.
Maa- ye hui na baat.
Shandar updateUpdate-54
Karib 5 baje mera nind toota. Mere mona didi ab bhi so rehi thi sukun ki nind. Main usko kiss karke fresh hone ke chala gaya. Unki badan pe chadar odh lia. Fresh hoke bahar nikla. Sayad sab soye the. Isilie main jara tahal ne nikal gaya.
Sab so rehe the . Per ek room ki light jal rehi thi . Oh thi sonali ki kamre ki light. Daewaje main khade hogaya.
Me- kya baat hai meri sweety itni subha jagi hui hai.
Uske kamre main 4 saheli idhar udhar soye the. Meri awaz sunke sonali ghumi. Saaf jahir tha ki oh raat bhar nehi soyi thi. Mujhe dar laga kanhi ye jaan to nehi gayi.
Sonali daud ke ayi aur mujhe kas ke pakad li. Main darwaja thoda band karlia. Sonali ko baho main uthaya aur chhat per utha lia. Chhat ka darwaja kholke wanha le gaya.
Me- kya hua meri sweet biwi kiun ro rehi hai.
Sonali ne merecchhati main pitne lagi. Phir main usko pyar se sambhal ne laga. Kuchh der ke baad oh sant hui.
Me- kya hua meri biwi ko.
Sonali- main kon hoon
ME- mere biwi aur kon
Sonali- mujhe shadi karni hai iss mahine.
Me- itni jaldi kiun . Tum padhai to complete karlo.
Sonali- nehi mujhe isi mahine karni hai.
Me- ohoo to meri biwi ko mere paas rehna hai.
Sonali- hmm aap se chipak ke roz raat soni hai.
Me- to medical padhai kon karega.
Sonali- mujhe ab apke honewali biwi nehi biwi banke rehni hai.
Me- thoda wait karlete.
Sonali- nehi raha nehi jata. Koi aur le gaya to.
Me- kon lega mujhe . Sab ko pata hai main sirf tumhara hoon.
Sonali- tum phir bhi mujhe pyar karne main itna saal laga lie. Main kuchh nehi janti . Bas mujhe apki biwi banke rehna.
Me- ok baba. Kar lenge shadi.
Sonali- sachi.
Me- sonali kuchh baat karna tha. Ager abhi na bolun to tumhare sath galat karunga. Bahut kosis ki per himmat nehi ho raha hai. Kabhi socha nehi tha ki itni jaldi shadi hoga . Main tumhe andhere main rakhke apna nehi paunga.
Sonali- ab ek lafz bhi nehi. Samjhe.
Me- per baat bahut serious hai. Tumhe jaan na chahie. Bhale mujhe chhod dogi ya mujh pe ghin aye.
Sonali- bola na ab kuchh bhi nehi.
Me- per..
Sonali- shhhh ek dam chup.
Phir sonali mere hoth pe apna hoth lagake chumne lagi .
Sonali- itna bahut hai tumhare ander ki achhai ko samjhne ke lie. Mujhe sab pe jalan arehi hai. Mujhe ek pal bhi chain nehi mil rahi hai. Mera haq tha. Tum kiun un dono ko pehle die. Nehi nehi.
Ye bolke phir se mujhe maarne lagi.
Main- sonali tum kese...
Sonali- han kal jo kamd kar rehe the sab suni hoon. Maa ne sab batai hai. Tum to bade khiladi nikle.
Main- sorry sonali. Main tumhe sab batane wala tha. Sorry....
Sonali- bas bas.. maafi nehi milega. Ager thoda maafi chahte to jald hi hamare shadi ka injezam karo. Kese karo mujhe maloom nehi. Aur 25 din baki hai chhuti ke. Shasi karke hi jaungi main.
Me- ek aur baat thi.
Sonali - kya?
Me- ek aur ko sindoor laga chuka hoon.
Sonali- kya? Tumhe maar dalungi. Kon hai oh chudel.
Me- Gupta ki bahu.
Sonali- main ye kese bhul sakti hoon. Uski beti tumgare car main kya kar rehi thi. Aaj maar dalungi tumhe. Sare aurat ka hawas mitane ka thika tumne le rakhi hai kya.
Me- sorry sorry...
Sonali- aaj se shadi band. Aur sex se pehle hiv report mere hath main hona chahie. Sab ki blood sample mujhe chahie. Tumhara bhi. Kal ham leke jaenge test karwane.
Me- meri soni si biwi. Ummmha love you. Bahut sweet ho tum.
Sonali- maska mat lagao. Pehle shadi karo aur report dekhna hai mujhe. Biwi hoon tumhara. Tumhara safety ka khayal bhi rakhna hai.
Me- thik hai mere jaan. Jo hukum.
Sonali- ek baat batao itne ladki aurat ke sath soke thak nehi jate. Itnacstamiba kanha se late ho.
Me- gussa thoda thook do. Mujhe meri sharmili biwi pasand hai.
Sonali ko ehsas hui ki oh rowdy jese baat kar rehi thi. Oh munh fulake mere sine main chipak gayi. Aur mere hi sine main so gayi. Main apni biwi ke baal ko sehla dia. Soti hui meri masoom biwi bahut sundar lag rehi thi.
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Fantastic updateUpdate-55
Subha jab dadi nahake kapde sukhane ke lie chhat pe ayi to sonali ko mere goad main iss tarah sote dekh bahut khus hui.
Kuchh der baad maa bhi mujhe dhundte hue yanha pahunch gayi. Sonali ko mere baho main sukun ke sath soti hui dekh bahut khus hui. Dadi ko khich ke le gayi .
Dadi- kitna pyara pota hai .
Maa- han pata hai pote ki lene ki khujli ho rehi hai.
Dadi- sab to maze le rehe ho. Kitni din jiungi . Mujhe to sukh leni hai na.
Maa- ab Sonali bade gusse main hai thoda sambhal ke paas jana.
Dadi- esa kiun.
Maa- lambi kahani hai baad main bataungi.
Tabhi Sonali ki sare dost nind se jag gaye. Maa ne sab ko fresh hone ka intezam karwayi.
Sonakshi- Sonali kanha hai aunty
Maa- oh thodi busy hai.
Jyoti- kiyn apne hero ke sath busy hai kya
Deepika- han uske patidev bhi to dikhai nehi de rehi hai.
Maa- tum log bade natjhat ho.
Kareena- aunty Raghab kanha pe hai.
Maa- oh to ek important kaam pe hai.
Kareena - thik hai aunty.
Kuchh der main Sonali ko thoda hos ayi. Oh apni ankhe kholi to mujhe ese hi baitha payi.
Sonali- aap itni der ese baithe ho. Meri mati mari gayi thi. Aap ko kitna kast hua hoga. Aap baith ke bore ho gaye honge.
Main Sonali ke hoth pe ungli rakh ke usko chup karalia.
Main- tum mera sab kuchh ho janu. Tumko sote hue dekh bahut khusi mil raha tha. Kitni sundar lagti ho. Pehli baar mouka mil raha tha to iss pal ka anand le raha tha. Boring kesi.
Sonali- ese mat bolo sharam arehi hai.
Main sonali ke sharmili galon ko chul lia. Oh mujhe kas ke hug karli.
Tabhi Luchi uper ayi. Ham dono ko ese pyar karte dekh boli- ohoo to bhabi aap yanha bhaiya ke sath raas leela racha rehi ho. Tumhare doston ne to ghar ko utha paka die dhundte dhundte.
Main- chhoti tu ja na yanha se.
Luchi- kiun main nehi jaungi
Main- tu kya chahti hai phir.
Luchi- ager aap ke ander jiger hai to bhabi ko goadi main uthake abhi sab ke samne se room nain chhod ke aao.
Main- dekho challange mil gaya. To chale.
Sonali kas ke pakdi thi per sharam se na na main sar hila rehi thi. Sab ke samne kabhi esa nehi hua. Abhi abhi to ham dono ki pyar suru hi hua tha. Pehle to bas shadi fix tha.
Main Sonali ko baho main uthaya . Sonali apna munh mere sine main lagake munh chhupa rehi thi. Mere gale ko pakdi thi. Ab sab ke samne main ese jane wala tha. Usko pakad ke sidi se niche uter raha tha. Sab ki nigah ham pe tiki thi. Maa bahut khus thi.
Sonali ki dosto ne to shiti bajana chalu kardia. Kareena bas tikhi nigah se hamare pyare pal ko dekh rehi thi. Papu jo mujhe chachi ke sath guter gun hote bakt jan lia tha subha ake oh kuchh kaam main laga tha. Uski nigah bhi mere uper padi. Kanhi na kanhi sonali ke sath mujge ese dekh ke uska gussa thoda bahut to uter gaya tha.
Mere 4 behne bas taras rehe the. Apne mustande bhai ke sath ese lipat ke baki behno ko jalane ke lie. Ye jalan hi to unki sare riste bhula chuki hai. Chachi to bas ahhe bhar rehi thi kas oh chacha ke wajae mera asli biwi hoti to Sonali ki jagah oh hoti mere goad main.
Badi maa bhi kanhi na kanhi mujh pe ese haq jatane ki asa rakh rehi thi. Oer main to unko ese utha nehi pata . Oh jaroor mujhe utha leti.
Maa- papa main kya bolti thi ki dekho na dono kitne pyare lagvrehe hai. To kiunnna in dono ko mila dete hai.
Dadaji- per sonali beto to chahti thi na doctor banne ke baad shadi karegi.
Maa- oh bol rehi thi ki usko maan hai isscchhuti ke ander subh muhurt dekh ke shadi kara dete.
Dadaji- itni jaldi kese. Mere nalayak bete aye tab kuchh hoga na.
Papu- malik maa ji ki baat sahi hai.
Dadaji- tujhe kitni baar bola ki malik mat bol. Mera pota tujhe bhai manta hai. Tu dadaji hi bol.
Papu- sorry dadaji. Per mujhe bhi lagta hai bhaiya ki shadi karadijie. Thoda jimmedari to ayegi.
Dadaji- dekhta hoon subh muhurt kya hai.
Papu- main sab sambhal lunga. Aap bas bhaiya ke pitaji aur badepapa aur chachaji se baat karke shadi ke din bula lijie bas.
Dadaji- bade bete ka thoda dar hai. Uska swabhab mujhe achha nehi lagta. Hanesa pote ko jalil karta hai.
Badimaa- ab nehi kar payenge. Main hoon na.
Dadaji- Raghab ko bulao yanha mujhse baat karni hai.
Main sonali ko uske bed pe sula dia. Oh sharam se takie pe munh chhupa rehi thi. Tabhi Badimaa ake boli- niche dadaji bula rehe hain.
Main dadaji ke paas pahunch gaya.
Me- dadaji aap ko jo bhi bolna hai usse pehle meri baat pehle sun lijie na. Mujhe shadi karni hai . Sonali ki chhuti khatam hone se pehle.
Mere baat sunke sab hasne lage.
Me- kya hua sab kiun has rehe hai. Main papu ko ishara kia. Kya hua hai.
Papu- maa ji abhi abhi yahi baat dadaji se bol rehe the. Tumhe isike lie bulaya gaya hai.
Main maa ke aur dekha oh han main sar hilayi. Mujhe bhi thoda sharam araha tha. Jo bhi bolo shadi ki baat sunke launde thode sharmile ho jate hai.
papu- kya baat hai pehli baar bhaiya ko sharmate dekh raha hoon.
Main- tu bahar mil tujhe batata hoon.
Dadi- itne saal baad ghar main khusi ka mahol aya hai. Isko tyohar ki tarah manayenge. Ek laute pote ki shadi hai. Suno na jald hi subh ghadi ka mahol nikal lo.
Wanha kaidi ke karagriha main.......
Kaidi- tumse kuchh nehi ho pa rahi hai. Sirf roop rakhi ho koi dimag nehi. Itna soyi us DSP ke sath per usko barbad nehi kar payi.
Lady constbal- kya karun oh bahut chalu admi hai. Biwi ko chhod ke mujhse to bhook mitata hai. Bhale hi jald dher ho jata ho per mujhe biwi ki tarah masalti hai. Kuchh bolta nehi aur na ki kuchh apne paribar ke bare main bolta hai.
Kaidi- tujhse kuchh nehi ho paega. Ab mujhe hi ander se kuchh plan banana padega. Us sharma ki poori family ko barbad karke rakh dunga. Mujhe ghasit ke laya. Mera poora dhanda chopot kara lia. Mujhe kanhi ka nehi chhoda. Iska hisab usko dena padega. Jinda laash banadunga usko.
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