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Saturday Morning 6 am :-
Mai subah 6 baje uthkar running karne chala gaya bahut dino se exercise nhi ki thi. 1 ghante running or exercise karne ke baad me ghar aa gaya aur naha kar ready ho gaya. Aaj chacha 8 baje uthe the, raat ko late sone ke karan, wo fresh hokar aaye. Hum teeno ne milkar nasta kiya, phir chachi bartan lekar chali gayi.
Chacha- jay mujhe kuch kaam hai to kya tum office baith jaoge, tumhe bas bethna hai baki kaam tumhe waha gajju samjha dega.
( Gajendra urf gajju - ye chacha ka bharosemand aadmi hai )
Mai- thik hai baith jaunga.
Phir mai tyar hua aur 9 baje car lekar salim ke ghar ki taraf nikal gaya. Maine salim ke ghar ke bahar pahuch kar horn bajaya. Toh rajiya ne gate khola aur meri taraf dekhkar muskara di.
Mai- salim kaha hai
Rajiya- aa rha hai tyar hoke.
Phir mai salim ko lekar rajesh ke ghar gaya to wo dukan jane hi wala tha, mai uske ghar ke andar gaya to uska baap mujhse milke bahut khus huya. Maine use bataya ki mai ek buisness start kar raha hu to rajesh ko apne sath rakhna chahta hu. Mai rajesh ke pita ko uncle R likhunga
UncleR- beta mai bhi yahi chahta hu lekin agar isko khula chhod diya to ye meri sari kamayi satte me uda dega.
Mai- uncle iski garantee mai leta hu ye aaj ke baad satta nhi khelega.
Phir maine isi tarah uncle ko samjhaya toh wo maan gaye aur aunty bhi boli maaf kardo ab nhi karega. Aunty mujhse milkar bahut khus huyi, unhone naste ke liye bola lekin maine phir kabhi aaunga ye kehkar un dono ko sath lekar office aa gaya. Gajju uncle mujhe gate pe hi mil gaye aur hum office me jakar baith gaye. Thodi der gajju uncle ne mujhe kam samjhaya aur bahar chale gaye
Gajju- jay beta mai bahar kam dekh raha hu, koi kaam ho to bula lena.
Mai- thik hai uncle
Phir wo bahar gaye aur hum teeno idhar udhar ki baat karne lage.
Mai- ( man me ) chachi chacha ke pith piche ye sab kar rahi hai, jab mai yaha nhi tha aur chacha bhi ghar pe nhi hote honge tab kya karti hogi.
Salim- jay bhai kya soch rahe ho aur aaj aap ham dono ko yaha kyu laye ho.
Rajesh- ha bhai, aap papa ko bhi bol rahe the hamare sath buisness shuru karne ka???
Mai- arey ha mai soch raha hu jab yahi rahna hai to kuch to karna padega
Rajesh- lekin aapke paas to itna bada transport ka buisness aur kahi sari property bhi hai phir kya jarurat hai aapko naya buisness shuru karne ki.
Mai- ( man me ) aise to pura state hi mera hai lekin chacha ko dikhane ke liye kuch to karna padega aur meri ayyashi ka jugad bhi to karna hai.
Salim- kya hua bhai, rajesh sahi keh raha hai aur mere pas to kuch bhi nhi hai toh mai kaise buisness karunga.
Mai- bosdiko tum dono ko kisne bola paiso ka, mai jitna bolu utna karna aur mera vishwas mat todna baki mai dekh lunga.
Salim- ha bhai, mai dhyan rakhunga
Rajesh- mai bhi bhai
Tabhi mujhe surbhi ka call aaya toh maine bahar aakar call pick kiya
Mai- ha surbhi
Salma- mai salma bol rahi hu, tum abhi free ho kya mujhe tumse kuch kam hai
Mai- ha bolo kya hua???
Salma- wo chintu ka phone aaya tha surbhi ko mujhse milne ke liye bol raha tha, maine mana kar diya to wo dhamki de raha hai, agar mai nhi gayi toh mere nange photo pura gaon dekhega.
Ye bolkar wo rone lagi to maine use samjhaya mai aisa kuch bhi nhi hone dunga aur surbhi se bhi baat ki, wo dono sath hi thi.
Mai- surbhi , salma ka dhyan rakhna aur mujhe chintu ka number send kar.
Surbhi- thik hai abhi send karti hu.
Phir maine chintu ko call lagaya.
Chintu- hello, ha kon bol raha
Mai- jay bol raha hu, abhi kaha ho tum
Chintu- kon jay, aur kaam bol
Mai- iss gaon me aur kitne jay hai, Jay Transport ek hi hai gaon me waha aaja baat karni hai tujhse.
Pehle to usne mana kiya lekin phir maine bola kuch kaam ki baat aur bola ki hum to dost hai aaja milne, toh wo bhi maan gaya.
Mai- ( man me ) rajesh or salim ke samne to ye baat nhi kar sakta, aisa karta hu unhe bahar bhej deta hu.
Mai andar aakar un dono se
Mai- tum dono aisa karo, jao or akib se milkar gym kholne ke bare me baat karo agar wo ready ho jaye to mujhe call kar dena.
Rajesh- bhai isme jane ki kya jarurat hai usko phone karke yahi bula lete hai na
Mai- tum dono pehle us se baat karo aur mujhe phone karke batana phir aage ki baat karenge, ab jao
Phir wo dono chale gaye aur 15 min baad chintu or uske 4 lafange dost uske sath aaye jo uske paiso par aish karte hai. ( Chintu ke dosto ko c1 c2 c3 c4 likhunga ) office boy ne mujhe aakar bataya ki bahar koi aaya hai. Mai uthkar bahar gaya toh dekha chintu ke sath 4 ladke or the jo shakal se hi chutiye lag rahe the. Mai chintu ko andar bulaya.
Chintu- ha bhai bol mujhe yaha kyu bulaya.
Mai- chal andar chal office me beth ke baat karte hai.
C1- bhai kahi nhi jayenge tu bahar chal.
Uski baat sunkar maine use ghoor kar dekha.
C2- ghoor kya raha hai hum nhi darte tere se ( wo bolte-2 chup ho gaya)
Tabhi piche se gajju uncle aaye
Gajju- tum sab yaha kya kar rahe ho ( un charo ki uncle ko dekh ke gaand fat gayi or aawaj gale me atak gayi )
Chintu- namaste gajju uncle, wo jay ne bulaya tha
Mai- ha uncle maine bulaya hai kuch kaam hai mujhe Chintu se
Gajju- chintu se kaam hai na inn charo se thodi hai ( maine na me gardan hilayi )
Un charo ne namaste gajju bhaiya bola to uncle gardan hila ke unko bahar jane ko kaha to wo charo chupchap bahar chale gaye.
Mai aur chintu office me aa gaye.Mai abhi koi panga nhi karna chahta tha kyonki mai kuch bhi karta aur baat aage badhti aur phir chacha ke paas baat jati jo mai bilkul nhi chahta tha kyonki abhi maine unhe apne bare me kuch bhi nhi bataya tha. To maine chintu se aaram se bat karna hi thik samjha.
Mai- dekh chintu mai ghuma phira ke baat nhi karunga, salma ko pareshan mat kar aur uske photo delete karde
Chintu- us din bhi tune mera video bana kar , mera kaam bigad diya aur aaj bhi yahi kar rahe ho wo tumhari kya lagti hai. Tum soch rahe ho ki mai tumhari dhamki se dar jaunga toh sunlo, mai bhi kam nhi hu mere ek ishare par mere dost aa jayenge aur yaha ka MLA ka ladka bhi mera khas dost hai
Mai- ( man me ) thodi sharafat kya dikhao duniya apna haramipan dikhane lagti hai. Koi na iski maa to mai jab chahu chod sakta hu.
Phir maine apna mood thik kiya or socha inn chindi choro se ladne se koi matlab nhi faltu me chacha naraj ho jayenge.
Mai- dekh bhai maine tujhe koi darane ke liye nhi bulaya, darana hota toh tujhe sabse pehle ye tera video dikhata.
Phir maine use wo video dikhaya jise dekh ke use pasina aane laga. Lekin maine use samjhaya ki wo mere dost ki behen hai, uska picha chhod mai tujhe kahi ladkiya dila dunga. Jis se wo bhi khus ho gaya aur meri baat mankar photo delete kar diye.
Chintu- bhai tu sahi bol raha hai na, sach me tere paas aesi ladkiya hai ( Maine use kuch photo bataye to wo khus ho gya ), toh phir kab chalenge.
Mai- ( haste huye ) arey bhai utawala mat ho jaldi hi chalenge, lekin tu akela chalega tere wo chamche nhi,
Chintu ne haa me gardan hilayi, phir hum dono bahar aane lage toh maine apni gun lekar jeans me piche ki taraf thus di. Aur office se bahar aakar ek taraf chal diye jaha uske charo dost baithe the. Rajesh, akib aur salim bhi unke paas hi khade the. Hum unke paas gaye to C2 jiski gaand me jyada aag lagi hui thi bola
C2- bhai koi dikkat ho to bolo abhi nipta lenge yahi par,
Aage koi bhi kuch bolta us se pahle hi maine apni nikali aur uski muh ke andar daal di, uski aawaj uski halak me hi atak gayi. Baki jo waha khade the unko to khade-2 lakwa maar gaya, kisi ki halak se aawaj tak na nikli aur C2 ne pent me moot diya, toh mai bola
Mai- sune be madarchod tere jaise gandu mai jute saaf karne ke liye rakhta hu, agli baar mere samne bolne se pehle hajar bar sochna lekin bolna nhi, warna goli jab kab bheje ke us taraf niklegi pata bhi nhi lagega.( Maine C1 ko ghoor ke dekha to wo haath jod ke khada ho gya )
Phir maine chintu ki taraf dekha wo bhi dara hua khada tha.
Mai- dekh chintu ab hum dost hai , inko achi tarah se samjha dena
Chintu- ( dara hua sa ) ha jay bhai, aap tension mat lo mai samjha dunga inhe aap jao.
Phir mai usase gale mila or uske kaan me bola teen char din me chalenge cityZ waha maje karenge. Toh wo bhi khus ho gya. Aur apne chindi dosto ko galiyan nikali aur mujhe sorry bolne ke liye kaha toh wo charo ne sorry bhai bola. Phir use bye bolke hum charo office me aa gaye. Wo teeno bhi abhi tak dare huye the.
Mai- Abe tumhari kyu fati huyi hai, daraya maine unhe tha or dar tum rahe ho.
Salim- bhai woo .... Wo
Mai- bhenchod aage bhi bol
Rajesh- bhai wo gun
Maine gun nikal kar table par rakh di. Wo teeno mere samne bethe the, gun dekhkar ek-dusre ko dekhne lage.maine unhe shant hone kaha.
Akib- namaste jay bhai
Mai- arey akib kaisa hai, maine suna bodybuilding tournament jeet gaya tu
Akib- bhai aapki meherbani hai
Phir hamne gym kholne ke bare me discuss kiya aur akib ne bhi haa bol diya kyoki uska gym koi khas acha nhi chal raha tha. Phir maine use bhej diya aur kya-2 equipment chahiye uski list banane ko bola. 1 baje chacha ka phone aa gaya ki ghar aaja khana khane. phir mai salim or rajesh ke sath ghar aa gaya aur un dono ki apni bike dekar ghar bhej diya.
Saturday Morning 6 am :-
Mai subah 6 baje uthkar running karne chala gaya bahut dino se exercise nhi ki thi. 1 ghante running or exercise karne ke baad me ghar aa gaya aur naha kar ready ho gaya. Aaj chacha 8 baje uthe the, raat ko late sone ke karan, wo fresh hokar aaye. Hum teeno ne milkar nasta kiya, phir chachi bartan lekar chali gayi.
Chacha- jay mujhe kuch kaam hai to kya tum office baith jaoge, tumhe bas bethna hai baki kaam tumhe waha gajju samjha dega.
( Gajendra urf gajju - ye chacha ka bharosemand aadmi hai )
Mai- thik hai baith jaunga.
Phir mai tyar hua aur 9 baje car lekar salim ke ghar ki taraf nikal gaya. Maine salim ke ghar ke bahar pahuch kar horn bajaya. Toh rajiya ne gate khola aur meri taraf dekhkar muskara di.
Mai- salim kaha hai
Rajiya- aa rha hai tyar hoke.
Phir mai salim ko lekar rajesh ke ghar gaya to wo dukan jane hi wala tha, mai uske ghar ke andar gaya to uska baap mujhse milke bahut khus huya. Maine use bataya ki mai ek buisness start kar raha hu to rajesh ko apne sath rakhna chahta hu. Mai rajesh ke pita ko uncle R likhunga
UncleR- beta mai bhi yahi chahta hu lekin agar isko khula chhod diya to ye meri sari kamayi satte me uda dega.
Mai- uncle iski garantee mai leta hu ye aaj ke baad satta nhi khelega.
Phir maine isi tarah uncle ko samjhaya toh wo maan gaye aur aunty bhi boli maaf kardo ab nhi karega. Aunty mujhse milkar bahut khus huyi, unhone naste ke liye bola lekin maine phir kabhi aaunga ye kehkar un dono ko sath lekar office aa gaya. Gajju uncle mujhe gate pe hi mil gaye aur hum office me jakar baith gaye. Thodi der gajju uncle ne mujhe kam samjhaya aur bahar chale gaye
Gajju- jay beta mai bahar kam dekh raha hu, koi kaam ho to bula lena.
Mai- thik hai uncle
Phir wo bahar gaye aur hum teeno idhar udhar ki baat karne lage.
Mai- ( man me ) chachi chacha ke pith piche ye sab kar rahi hai, jab mai yaha nhi tha aur chacha bhi ghar pe nhi hote honge tab kya karti hogi.
Salim- jay bhai kya soch rahe ho aur aaj aap ham dono ko yaha kyu laye ho.
Rajesh- ha bhai, aap papa ko bhi bol rahe the hamare sath buisness shuru karne ka???
Mai- arey ha mai soch raha hu jab yahi rahna hai to kuch to karna padega
Rajesh- lekin aapke paas to itna bada transport ka buisness aur kahi sari property bhi hai phir kya jarurat hai aapko naya buisness shuru karne ki.
Mai- ( man me ) aise to pura state hi mera hai lekin chacha ko dikhane ke liye kuch to karna padega aur meri ayyashi ka jugad bhi to karna hai.
Salim- kya hua bhai, rajesh sahi keh raha hai aur mere pas to kuch bhi nhi hai toh mai kaise buisness karunga.
Mai- bosdiko tum dono ko kisne bola paiso ka, mai jitna bolu utna karna aur mera vishwas mat todna baki mai dekh lunga.
Salim- ha bhai, mai dhyan rakhunga
Rajesh- mai bhi bhai
Tabhi mujhe surbhi ka call aaya toh maine bahar aakar call pick kiya
Mai- ha surbhi
Salma- mai salma bol rahi hu, tum abhi free ho kya mujhe tumse kuch kam hai
Mai- ha bolo kya hua???
Salma- wo chintu ka phone aaya tha surbhi ko mujhse milne ke liye bol raha tha, maine mana kar diya to wo dhamki de raha hai, agar mai nhi gayi toh mere nange photo pura gaon dekhega.
Ye bolkar wo rone lagi to maine use samjhaya mai aisa kuch bhi nhi hone dunga aur surbhi se bhi baat ki, wo dono sath hi thi.
Mai- surbhi , salma ka dhyan rakhna aur mujhe chintu ka number send kar.
Surbhi- thik hai abhi send karti hu.
Phir maine chintu ko call lagaya.
Chintu- hello, ha kon bol raha
Mai- jay bol raha hu, abhi kaha ho tum
Chintu- kon jay, aur kaam bol
Mai- iss gaon me aur kitne jay hai, Jay Transport ek hi hai gaon me waha aaja baat karni hai tujhse.
Pehle to usne mana kiya lekin phir maine bola kuch kaam ki baat aur bola ki hum to dost hai aaja milne, toh wo bhi maan gaya.
Mai- ( man me ) rajesh or salim ke samne to ye baat nhi kar sakta, aisa karta hu unhe bahar bhej deta hu.
Mai andar aakar un dono se
Mai- tum dono aisa karo, jao or akib se milkar gym kholne ke bare me baat karo agar wo ready ho jaye to mujhe call kar dena.
Rajesh- bhai isme jane ki kya jarurat hai usko phone karke yahi bula lete hai na
Mai- tum dono pehle us se baat karo aur mujhe phone karke batana phir aage ki baat karenge, ab jao
Phir wo dono chale gaye aur 15 min baad chintu or uske 4 lafange dost uske sath aaye jo uske paiso par aish karte hai. ( Chintu ke dosto ko c1 c2 c3 c4 likhunga ) office boy ne mujhe aakar bataya ki bahar koi aaya hai. Mai uthkar bahar gaya toh dekha chintu ke sath 4 ladke or the jo shakal se hi chutiye lag rahe the. Mai chintu ko andar bulaya.
Chintu- ha bhai bol mujhe yaha kyu bulaya.
Mai- chal andar chal office me beth ke baat karte hai.
C1- bhai kahi nhi jayenge tu bahar chal.
Uski baat sunkar maine use ghoor kar dekha.
C2- ghoor kya raha hai hum nhi darte tere se ( wo bolte-2 chup ho gaya)
Tabhi piche se gajju uncle aaye
Gajju- tum sab yaha kya kar rahe ho ( un charo ki uncle ko dekh ke gaand fat gayi or aawaj gale me atak gayi )
Chintu- namaste gajju uncle, wo jay ne bulaya tha
Mai- ha uncle maine bulaya hai kuch kaam hai mujhe Chintu se
Gajju- chintu se kaam hai na inn charo se thodi hai ( maine na me gardan hilayi )
Un charo ne namaste gajju bhaiya bola to uncle gardan hila ke unko bahar jane ko kaha to wo charo chupchap bahar chale gaye.
Mai aur chintu office me aa gaye.Mai abhi koi panga nhi karna chahta tha kyonki mai kuch bhi karta aur baat aage badhti aur phir chacha ke paas baat jati jo mai bilkul nhi chahta tha kyonki abhi maine unhe apne bare me kuch bhi nhi bataya tha. To maine chintu se aaram se bat karna hi thik samjha.
Mai- dekh chintu mai ghuma phira ke baat nhi karunga, salma ko pareshan mat kar aur uske photo delete karde
Chintu- us din bhi tune mera video bana kar , mera kaam bigad diya aur aaj bhi yahi kar rahe ho wo tumhari kya lagti hai. Tum soch rahe ho ki mai tumhari dhamki se dar jaunga toh sunlo, mai bhi kam nhi hu mere ek ishare par mere dost aa jayenge aur yaha ka MLA ka ladka bhi mera khas dost hai
Mai- ( man me ) thodi sharafat kya dikhao duniya apna haramipan dikhane lagti hai. Koi na iski maa to mai jab chahu chod sakta hu.
Phir maine apna mood thik kiya or socha inn chindi choro se ladne se koi matlab nhi faltu me chacha naraj ho jayenge.
Mai- dekh bhai maine tujhe koi darane ke liye nhi bulaya, darana hota toh tujhe sabse pehle ye tera video dikhata.
Phir maine use wo video dikhaya jise dekh ke use pasina aane laga. Lekin maine use samjhaya ki wo mere dost ki behen hai, uska picha chhod mai tujhe kahi ladkiya dila dunga. Jis se wo bhi khus ho gaya aur meri baat mankar photo delete kar diye.
Chintu- bhai tu sahi bol raha hai na, sach me tere paas aesi ladkiya hai ( Maine use kuch photo bataye to wo khus ho gya ), toh phir kab chalenge.
Mai- ( haste huye ) arey bhai utawala mat ho jaldi hi chalenge, lekin tu akela chalega tere wo chamche nhi,
Chintu ne haa me gardan hilayi, phir hum dono bahar aane lage toh maine apni gun lekar jeans me piche ki taraf thus di. Aur office se bahar aakar ek taraf chal diye jaha uske charo dost baithe the. Rajesh, akib aur salim bhi unke paas hi khade the. Hum unke paas gaye to C2 jiski gaand me jyada aag lagi hui thi bola
C2- bhai koi dikkat ho to bolo abhi nipta lenge yahi par,
Aage koi bhi kuch bolta us se pahle hi maine apni nikali aur uski muh ke andar daal di, uski aawaj uski halak me hi atak gayi. Baki jo waha khade the unko to khade-2 lakwa maar gaya, kisi ki halak se aawaj tak na nikli aur C2 ne pent me moot diya, toh mai bola
Mai- sune be madarchod tere jaise gandu mai jute saaf karne ke liye rakhta hu, agli baar mere samne bolne se pehle hajar bar sochna lekin bolna nhi, warna goli jab kab bheje ke us taraf niklegi pata bhi nhi lagega.( Maine C1 ko ghoor ke dekha to wo haath jod ke khada ho gya )
Phir maine chintu ki taraf dekha wo bhi dara hua khada tha.
Mai- dekh chintu ab hum dost hai , inko achi tarah se samjha dena
Chintu- ( dara hua sa ) ha jay bhai, aap tension mat lo mai samjha dunga inhe aap jao.
Phir mai usase gale mila or uske kaan me bola teen char din me chalenge cityZ waha maje karenge. Toh wo bhi khus ho gya. Aur apne chindi dosto ko galiyan nikali aur mujhe sorry bolne ke liye kaha toh wo charo ne sorry bhai bola. Phir use bye bolke hum charo office me aa gaye. Wo teeno bhi abhi tak dare huye the.
Mai- Abe tumhari kyu fati huyi hai, daraya maine unhe tha or dar tum rahe ho.
Salim- bhai woo .... Wo
Mai- bhenchod aage bhi bol
Rajesh- bhai wo gun
Maine gun nikal kar table par rakh di. Wo teeno mere samne bethe the, gun dekhkar ek-dusre ko dekhne lage.maine unhe shant hone kaha.
Akib- namaste jay bhai
Mai- arey akib kaisa hai, maine suna bodybuilding tournament jeet gaya tu
Akib- bhai aapki meherbani hai
Phir hamne gym kholne ke bare me discuss kiya aur akib ne bhi haa bol diya kyoki uska gym koi khas acha nhi chal raha tha. Phir maine use bhej diya aur kya-2 equipment chahiye uski list banane ko bola. 1 baje chacha ka phone aa gaya ki ghar aaja khana khane. phir mai salim or rajesh ke sath ghar aa gaya aur un dono ki apni bike dekar ghar bhej diya.