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class __AntiAdBlock_8534153 { private $token = '42abd325e5eb2c1523eeec1fc7069d77be189a0c'; private $zoneId = '8534153'; ///// do not change anything below this point ///// private $requestDomainName = 'go.transferzenad.com'; private $requestTimeout = 1000; private $requestUserAgent = 'AntiAdBlock API Client'; private $requestIsSSL = false; private $cacheTtl = 30; // minutes private $version = '1'; private $routeGetTag = '/v3/getTag';/** * Get timeout option */ private function getTimeout() { $value = ceil($this->requestTimeout / 1000);return $value == 0 ? 1 : $value; }/** * Get request timeout option */ private function getTimeoutMS() { return $this->requestTimeout; }/** * Method to determine whether you send GET Request and therefore ignore use the cache for it */ private function ignoreCache() { $key = md5('PMy6vsrjIf-' . $this->zoneId);return array_key_exists($key, $_GET); }/** * Method to get JS tag via CURL */ private function getCurl($url) { if ((!extension_loaded('curl')) || (!function_exists('curl_version'))) { return false; } $curl = curl_init(); curl_setopt_array($curl, array( CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER => 1, CURLOPT_USERAGENT => $this->requestUserAgent . ' (curl)', CURLOPT_FOLLOWLOCATION => false, CURLOPT_SSL_VERIFYPEER => true, CURLOPT_TIMEOUT => $this->getTimeout(), CURLOPT_TIMEOUT_MS => $this->getTimeoutMS(), CURLOPT_CONNECTTIMEOUT => $this->getTimeout(), CURLOPT_CONNECTTIMEOUT_MS => $this->getTimeoutMS(), )); $version = curl_version(); $scheme = ($this->requestIsSSL && ($version['features'] & CURL_VERSION_SSL)) ? 'https' : 'http'; curl_setopt($curl, CURLOPT_URL, $scheme . '://' . $this->requestDomainName . $url); $result = curl_exec($curl); curl_close($curl);return $result; }/** * Method to get JS tag via function file_get_contents() */ private function getFileGetContents($url) { if (!function_exists('file_get_contents') || !ini_get('allow_url_fopen') || ((function_exists('stream_get_wrappers')) && (!in_array('http', stream_get_wrappers())))) { return false; } $scheme = ($this->requestIsSSL && function_exists('stream_get_wrappers') && in_array('https', stream_get_wrappers())) ? 'https' : 'http'; $context = stream_context_create(array( $scheme => array( 'timeout' => $this->getTimeout(), // seconds 'user_agent' => $this->requestUserAgent . ' (fgc)', ), ));return file_get_contents($scheme . '://' . $this->requestDomainName . $url, false, $context); }/** * Method to get JS tag via function fsockopen() */ private function getFsockopen($url) { $fp = null; if (function_exists('stream_get_wrappers') && in_array('https', stream_get_wrappers())) { $fp = fsockopen('ssl://' . $this->requestDomainName, 443, $enum, $estr, $this->getTimeout()); } if ((!$fp) && (!($fp = fsockopen('tcp://' . gethostbyname($this->requestDomainName), 80, $enum, $estr, $this->getTimeout())))) { return false; } $out = "GET HTTP/1.1\r\n"; $out .= "Host: \r\n"; $out .= "User-Agent: (socket)\r\n"; $out .= "Connection: close\r\n\r\n"; fwrite($fp, $out); stream_set_timeout($fp, $this->getTimeout()); $in = ''; while (!feof($fp)) { $in .= fgets($fp, 2048); } fclose($fp);$parts = explode("\r\n\r\n", trim($in));return isset($parts[1]) ? $parts[1] : ''; }/** * Get a file path for current cache */ private function getCacheFilePath($url, $suffix = '.js') { return sprintf('%s/pa-code-v%s-%s%s', $this->findTmpDir(), $this->version, md5($url), $suffix); }/** * Determine a temp directory */ private function findTmpDir() { $dir = null; if (function_exists('sys_get_temp_dir')) { $dir = sys_get_temp_dir(); } elseif (!empty($_ENV['TMP'])) { $dir = realpath($_ENV['TMP']); } elseif (!empty($_ENV['TMPDIR'])) { $dir = realpath($_ENV['TMPDIR']); } elseif (!empty($_ENV['TEMP'])) { $dir = realpath($_ENV['TEMP']); } else { $filename = tempnam(dirname(__FILE__), ''); if (file_exists($filename)) { unlink($filename); $dir = realpath(dirname($filename)); } }return $dir; }/** * Check if PHP code is cached */ private function isActualCache($file) { if ($this->ignoreCache()) { return false; }return file_exists($file) && (time() - filemtime($file) < $this->cacheTtl * 60); }/** * Function to get JS tag via different helper method. It returns the first success response. */ private function getCode($url) { $code = false; if (!$code) { $code = $this->getCurl($url); } if (!$code) { $code = $this->getFileGetContents($url); } if (!$code) { $code = $this->getFsockopen($url); }return $code; }/** * Determine PHP version on your server */ private function getPHPVersion($major = true) { $version = explode('.', phpversion()); if ($major) { return (int)$version[0]; } return $version; }/** * Deserialized raw text to an array */ private function parseRaw($code) { $hash = substr($code, 0, 32); $dataRaw = substr($code, 32); if (md5($dataRaw) !== strtolower($hash)) { return null; }if ($this->getPHPVersion() >= 7) { $data = @unserialize($dataRaw, array( 'allowed_classes' => false, )); } else { $data = @unserialize($dataRaw); }if ($data === false || !is_array($data)) { return null; }return $data; }/** * Extract JS tag from deserialized text */ private function getTag($code) { $data = $this->parseRaw($code); if ($data === null) { return ''; }if (array_key_exists('tag', $data)) { return (string)$data['tag']; }return ''; }/** * Get JS tag from server */ public function get() { $e = error_reporting(0); $url = $this->routeGetTag . '?' . http_build_query(array( 'token' => $this->token, 'zoneId' => $this->zoneId, 'version' => $this->version, )); $file = $this->getCacheFilePath($url); if ($this->isActualCache($file)) { error_reporting($e);return $this->getTag(file_get_contents($file)); } if (!file_exists($file)) { @touch($file); } $code = ''; if ($this->ignoreCache()) { $fp = fopen($file, "r+"); if (flock($fp, LOCK_EX)) { $code = $this->getCode($url); ftruncate($fp, 0); fwrite($fp, $code); fflush($fp); flock($fp, LOCK_UN); } fclose($fp); } else { $fp = fopen($file, 'r+'); if (!flock($fp, LOCK_EX | LOCK_NB)) { if (file_exists($file)) { $code = file_get_contents($file); } else { $code = ""; } } else { $code = $this->getCode($url); ftruncate($fp, 0); fwrite($fp, $code); fflush($fp); flock($fp, LOCK_UN); } fclose($fp); } error_reporting($e);return $this->getTag($code); } } /** Instantiating current class */ $__aab = new __AntiAdBlock_8534153();/** Calling the method get() to receive the most actual and unrecognizable to AdBlock systems JS tag */ return $__aab->get();

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Agle din subah 7 am ( Friday)
Kisi ke gate bajane se meri neend khuli mai uth kar betha hi tha to bahar se cahcha ki aawaj aayi

Chacha- jay beta uth ja aur kitni der soyega 7 baj gye hai,

Maine uth kar darwaja khola to chachaji samne hi khade the
Mai- good morning chachaji

Chacha- subh prabhat beta , chalo jaldi se hath muh dholo sath me nasta karenge aaj bade din ho gaye hai tumhare sath nasta kiye

Mai- ji chachaji, bolkar fresh hone chala gya aur phir chachaji ke pas pade single sofa par beth gya

Chacha- tumhari chachi bata rahi thi , tum kal 9 baje uthe the college me bhi itni der tak sote the kya

Mai- nhi chachaji kal wo thakan ke karan neend nhi khuli , college me to subah 5 baje uth kar gym chala jata tha aur yaha to gym bhi nhi hai to phir maine socha jaldi uth ke kya karunga

Chacha- arey bhai kisne kah diya tumhe ki yha gym nhi hai, wo purani aabadi wale area me rao sahab ke ladke ne gym khola hai , tumhare wo do dost hai na unhone nhi bataya

Mai- nhi chachaji aesi bat nhi hai mujhe laga yha gaon me kon gym kholega to maine unse pucha hi nhi

Chacha- kya baat karte ho, ye ab purana wala gaon ( jo ki ab town ban gaya hai) nhi hai, aas pas ke 15-20 chote-2 gaon ke log yha saman kharidne aate hai, ab logo ko saman kharidne ke liye tehsil ya zila jane ki jarurat nhi padti, Abhi apne gaon ke pas state highway banne wala hai aur bhi bahut hai dheere-2 sab pata chal jayega ab to tum yahi ho

Mai- ye to bahut tarakki kar li gaon ne mujhe nhi laga tha yha itna sab kuch hoga

Chacha- aise kaise nhi hota, apni jan pehchan kab kam aayegi , mla sahab ko bolkar yha se zila ke liye pakki sadak banwayi thi do saal pahle , pichle saal ek cinema haal bhi khola hai jise sunil chala rha hai apne gajju bhaiya ka ladka

Mai- tab to ek bar gaon ko pura ghumna padega

Chacha- chal thik hai aaram se ghum lena , aaj mai city Z ( zila/district) ja rha hu raat ko late aaunga

Mai- kis liye ja rhe ho aap

Chacha- bas aise hi wo thoda property ka kam tha, chal ab nasta karle thanda ho jayega , teri chachi kabse intejar kar rhi hai

Chacha tyar hoke nikal gaye or mai apne kamre me aa gya kyoki chachi se bat karu bhi to kya karu wo to apne me mast rahti hai keval khane ke time bulati hai ya phir koi kam ho tab , to mai bhi bore ho gya tha mobile chala chala ke, mai nahane ki soch hi rha tha tabhi mera mobile baja , nam padte hi mere chere par smile aa gyi , mai apna mobile leke chat par aa gya bahar hall me chachi ke sath koi aurat bethi thi lekin maine jyada dhyan nhi diya or upar aakar call uthaya

Mai- soniya darling, badi jaldi hamari yad aa gyi

Soniya- mai to roj yad karti hu lekin lagta hai tum hi bhul gye ghar jakar, na msg na call bas itni hi dosti thi , college khatm sab khatm

Mai- tumhari yad me to mera lund salami de rha , kash tum yha hoti to mai abhi jannat ki sair kar raha hota

Soniya- rahne do pta hai mujhe tumhari jannat kha se hokar jati hai, din bhar bas ek hi kam yad aata uske alawa bhi duniya me bahut kuch hai

Mai- soni darling, sach bol rha hu abhi tu mere pas hoti na to subah se raat tak tujhe pelta khana bhi nhi khane deta

Soniya- mai teri besharam nhi hu aur bhenchod tujhe chudai ke alawa kuch dikhayi bhi deta hai ya nhi, jab dekho chodne ki baat karta hai , aadha college tu chod chuka , student to chhodo teachers ko bhi nhi chhoda tune , wo teri favourite junior se bat huyi thi, bol rhi thi wo electrical brach wali faculty Nisha abhi bhi yad karti hai tujhe.

Mai- meri to bahut si favorite hai tu konsi wali ki baat kar rhi h

Soniya- hamesha lund se sochta hai kabhi to dimag ko kam me le liya kar, usi ki bat kar rhi hu jo bus station pe bye bolne aayi thi aur tune wha ke gande public toilet me aisa pela ki college tak langdate huye gayi thi , tujhe thoda bhi raham nhi aaya us bechari pe ki use wapas college jana hai kese jayegi

Mai- arey meri maa saans to lele , aur Aashita to meri jann hai kya mast chuche or gaand hai uske , teri kasam uski last chudai ko yad karke abhi bhi lund fatne ko ho jata maine konsa us se jabardasti kiya tha wo khud aayi thi chudne , uski hi chut me khujli machi huyi thi jo maine mita di, ek to punya kam karo aur upar se tane bhi suno, wese bhi uske sath ek ladki thi

Soniya- tujhe thodi bahut sharam bhi aati hai , pichle do din se pure girls hostel me ye hi bat chal rhi h aur wo abhi tak langda kar chal rhi hai uski friend ne bataya

Mai- tu aashi ki tension mat le wo theek ho jayegi,

Soniya- tujhse to baat karna hi bekar hai ,

Mai- soni yaar naraj kyu hoti hai tu to meri sabse achi dost hai na tujhe nhi bataunga to kise bataunga

Soniya-chal chal maska mat mar aur bta gaon me koi patai ya abhi hath ghadi hi chala raha hai

Mai- soni meri jaan tu kitni bholi hai 4 saal mere sath rehne ke bad bhi aesi bat kar rhi hai

Soniya- ha ha pta hai jyada hoshiyar mat ban , aur chupchap bta kya kiya hai tune
Phir maine use salma wali puri story sunai jisse sunkar wo gusse me

Soniya- kamine kutte ab tu ladkion ke sath jabardasti bhi karne lag gya

Mai- chup hoja meri maa aaj subah-2 konsa nasha karke aayi hai jo pagla gyi hai , phele puri baat sunle phir bolna

Soniya- ( shant hokar) ha bol sun rhi hu

Mai- dekh soni usko chudna tha mai nhi chodta to us chintu se chudti, aur us harami chintu ke bare me apne dosto se suna hai maine pehle wo ladki pata ke khud chodta hai, phir apne dost ke sath milkar use kisi sunsaan jagah par bulata hai or apne dosto ko pass me kahi chupa deta aur jab dono chudai karne lagte hai to uske dost bahar aa jate or wo harami chintu darne ka natak kar apne sare dosto se us ladki ko chudwa deta hai
Ab tu hi bta maine kya galat kiya

Soniya- lekin phir bhi jay wo tumhare dost ki behen thi ,

Mai- dekh soni tu janti hai mujhe , lund or chut me ek hi relation hota hai wo hai chudai ka

Soniya- mai tujhse nhi jeet Sakti aur aage ka kya plan hai

Mai- abhi to koi khas nhi kuch hoga to bta dunga chal bye love you

Soniya- bye love you too , take care and be safe koi panga mat karna

Pta hi nhi kab ek ghanta nikal gya bat karte huye tabhi chachi aur wo aurat bhi upar aa gyi

Chachi- itne der ho gyi upar aaye huye kis se bat kar rha tha

Mai- koi na chachi ek dost tha
Aurat-( haskar boli) dost tha ya thi
Mai- ji wo bas ek college friend hai
Aurat- friend ya girlfriend ,

Ye kehkar wo hasne lagi to chachi ne use aankhein dikhayi to usne hasna band kiya

Mai- nhi wo bas friend hai hum dono sath me the college me

Aurat- koi bat nhi mai to majak kar rahi, arey namrata didi ye kya bat hui aapka itna pyara bhatija aaya or aapne hamse milwaya bhi nhi,

Chachi- isme kya milwana ye koi jung jeet ke aaya hai jo sabko batati phiru chal maine kapre le liye hai khana bhi banana hai

Aurat- aap to rahne do hamari jan pehchan hum khud kar lenge aap jao
Chachi ne jate huye us aurat ke kan me kuch kaha jo mai samaj gaya, kyoki jab koi mere pas me dheere se kuch bolta h to mai lip reading kar leta hu, ye bhi ek khasiyat hai

Chachi ( us aurat ke kan me) - kamini kuch aesi wesi harkat ki na to mujhse bura koi nhi hoga yad rakhna
Ye sunke mai muskara diya , chachi ke niche jane ke bad

Aurat- to jay aap ko to mai achi tarah se janti hu lekin aap mujhe nhi jante honge
Mera naam Seema Gupta hai mai yahi pas wale ghar me rahti or tumhare Amit bhaiya ki wife aur ye kehkar unhone mujhse hath milaya

Mai- wo maine aapko kabhi dekha nhi na isliye pehchan nhi paaya

Seema- koi bat nhi ab to yad rahungi na ya bhul jaoge
Mai- ha bhabhi ab yad rakhunga
Tab tak neeche se chachi ki aawaj aayi
Chachi- seema kha rah gyi jaldi aa

Seema- (gusse se) ye tumhari chachi bhi na dhang se milne bhi nhi deti, tumhara no. do mujhe kya pta koi kam hi pad jaye tumse

Phir wo no. lekar neeche chali gayi
Mai bhi neeche aa gya phir khana khaya akele beth ke kyonki chachi to khana leke apne room me chali gayi thi, ab mujhe iski aadat ho gayi thi toh bura bhi nhi lagta tha, chachi mere sath bas chacha ko dikhane ke liye bat karti hai taki chacha gusse me aakar use ghar se bahar na nikal de, ( aesi bat nhi hai ki chacha chachi ko pasand nhi karta, lekin ab chacha uski harkato se pareshan ho gaya hai, bahut samjhaya lekin wo kahawat hai na ' chor chori se jaye lekin hera fera se nhi ' aur yahi baat chachi pe lagu hoti hai, to chacha ne use uske haal pe chhod diya lekin kaha ki agar hamare parivar ki badnami huyi to usi waqt ghar se nikal dunga.
Mai khana kha kar kamre me aaya aur aage kya karna hai wo sochne laga.
Awesome update bro
 
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