UPDATE:- 3
6 year's Later
In Russia:-
'North India' iss word ko sun ke ek hi chis yaad aati hai Politics,kyun re David shi kaha n re,
Sofe pe baithe ek aadmi ne ye baat apne assistant se kahi
David:-Yes Boss!, Waise Boss hum India kyun jaa rhe hai wo bhi aap to Mumbai rakhte the meeting lekin parso ki syndicate meeting aapne Delhi me kyunn rakhi ?
Boss:-hahaha, are bahut bussiness krliya South India me, ab North India me jaakr bhi to bussiness failaye thoda aur ye order Big boss ke pass se aaya hai,
In India:- Kolkata,Residential Private Area
Yaha pe lagbhag 20-25 cars khadi thi aur ye area ek bahut bada ground thaa puri tarah se sunsan aur yaha aaj North India ke gangster's bussiness ki syndicate meeting chl rhi hai,charo taraf unke haatho me guns liye bodyguards khare the yaa kaho to gunde, sabhi apne-apne jagah baithe hue the Meeting Table ke pass aur unki meeting ek chis ke liye thi aur wo thi government public cottage area,
Admi 1:- hame kitna samay aur lagega uss
governmental area ko apne under lene me
Admi2:-jagga ne to kaha tha ki hojayyega lekin nhi ho paya hame hi Raghu ke sath waha jaana hoga
Admi3:- lekin ek governmental area ke liye tumlogo ne pure North India ke bussiness mans ko yaha kyun bula liya ye to asaan hai n
Admi4,5,6:-haa ye to asaan phir aisa kyun
Admi7:-time bekar kaa hi waste hogaya hamara
Admi 8:- ek minute government to hame kuch nhi kahegi fir kyaa dikkat hai,kahi Vishal Singh ki to najar nhi pargayi iss area pe
Admi2 :- nhi Vishal Singh hamare bich me nhi aaya haii, baat ye hai ki waha ke colonial log mana kr rhe hai aur to aur unhone kisi ko bula ke bhi rakha hai, hame hi jaana hoga 10-20 ko marenge tb samjhaayega unhe hamse ulaghna
Admi 1 :-hmm, akhir ham5,000 crore ki deal kaise chor de
Sab : to chlo phir
Uske baad wo log apne-
apne bodyguards ke saath cars me nikal gaye
:- Shantvanta cottage colony
Ye ek colonial area hai pee middle class families rhte hai aur yaha aaj mahol thoda gambhir thaa,yaha saare colony ke log ek jagah ikatha the aur kuch baate kr rhe the ki tabhi bhut si gaadiya unke colony me enter krti hai aur unme se wo meeting wale 8 Bussiness mans nikalte hai apni apni gaadiyo se
apne-apne bodyguards ke saath aur nikalte hi
Admi 2 :- to bata Raghu kon the wo log jo mana kr rhe the
Raghu:- Boss yhi hai wo log
Admi 2 :- maar daal 5-6 ko, chl jaldi kr
Colony president:- dekhiye aap ye colony nhi le sakte hum police bulayenge
Sab colonial log:- ha- ha hum police bulayenge
Admi2 :- hahaha,police bhi hamara kuch nhi kr skti ,wo to hamare paltu kutte hai, maaro salo muh kyaa dekh rhe ho
Colony ke log bahut dar gaye the,par unme se ek bande ne jor se ek colony ke wing building ke pass jaa ke chilaya,
Ladka:- bhaiya wo log aagaye, jaldi baahar aayiye nhi to wo sabko maar denge
Unn gundo ko to n fark pada kuch wo to aage badh chle colony walo ki traf
*"Laa-la-la-laaa-lalaalaa"
Tabhi unnhe ek awazz sunayi di unhone uss traf dekhe to stabdh se rah gaye
Ek shaks gungunate hue aarha thaa, jo log usse dekh rhhe the unhe baat ye ajib nhi lag rhi thi ki yee gungunate hue yaha kya kar rha hai,balki uske huliye unhhe ajib lag rhha tha ,siwaye colony walo ke chorkar unke chero pe to ek khauf thaa jo iss aarhe shaks ko dekh dikhrha tha unke aankho me
Uss shaks ne slipper ,blue jeans aur grey t-shirt pahena hua thaa aur gale me ek grey sshawl odh rakha thaa, baat asal me ye ajib thi ki uske chere pe uske lambe-lambe baal(sir ke baal)latak rhe the aur uske chhere ko dhak rhe the aur uski medium size me wo uski beard aur uske haath me beer ki bottle usse ajib aur khaufnak look de rhi thi
Wo shaks dhire -dhire chalte hue sake uss admi2 ke piche. Lage gaadi pe jaa ke baith gaya aur beer pine laga
Tabhi unme se ek bussiness man ko khujli hui aur wwo bola:-
Admi4:- Abe ae kon hai re tu,bhosdike sunn kyun nhi rha,Raghu maar saale ko
Lekin uski baat uss shaks ko achi nhi lagi wo turant gaadi ke Bonet se uttra aurr beer usske bottle ko Bonet pe maar kr toda aur uss admi 4 ke pass jaakr uske chere pr uss beer ke tute huye hisse ko ghusa diiyaa aur uss bottle ko uske chere
se nikal ke uske chaati pe bina ruke uss tute bottle se ghopne laga,woadmi4 to dard se tarap aur bhilbhila rha tha,wahi admi 4 ki aisi halat dekh kuch to pant me hi moot diye aur kuch ko to ultiya hone lagi thi,
Uss admi 4 ke sarir pe har traff uske maansh peshiya aur khun bikhre hue the aur wo to kabkaa mar gaya thaa ,lekin abhi bhi wo shaks uske chaati,pet,cherre,pairo ke to haar hisse me vaar kiye jaa rha tha aur to aur uske lund ko bhi nhi chora usne,kuch der baad
Wo shaks ruka aur apna sir utha ke unn bussiness man ko dekha,
Unn bussiness man aur unke gundo ki to aisi halat ho gayi thi uss shaks ke aise dekhne se ki unhone bina ruke cottage ke papers yaha uss colony ke President ke haathho me diya aur maafi mangne laga
Sab bussiness man:-hame maaf kr dijiye hum sabse yaha ankh uthake bhi nhi dekhenge
Colony President kya krta wo to bs sir haa me hila ke rh gaya,uske baad hi wo log waha se nnikalne lage toh uss shhaks nne beer ki bottle chla ke maari car pe aur ishara kiya iss admi ki lash ko bhi lejane ko,wo log uss lash ko leke nikal pade wahi wo shaks gungunate hua bagal me lage diwar ke Nal(tap) ke
niche shawl hata kr apne haath dhone laga jab haathh dhul gaye to apnii wing ki traf chl diya
Idhar wo colony ke log aur president thode pareshan the ki kahi police case naa hojaye leekin unhone apne raaye vvichar kr apne-apne wing me chl diye....
wahi colony nikallte hi wo log bahhut dare hue the aur kanp rhe the dar ke maare
Aadmi 1:-k- ko-kon tha wo mai ab kabhi bhi koolkata nhi aanewala mughe koi 5,000crore nhi, chahiye
Admi3,5,6,7,8:-
haa hame bhi nhi chahiye
Admi2:-mai kya lund lu, mughe bhii nhi chahiye,
Lekin thaa kon wo,pura pshyco thaa, mai bhi kolkata se apnaa bussiness hata rha hu
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