Kuch ghante intezar kriye reader mahoday
haha)
haha haha
of India" hi intro deta hai aur ye baat pure India jaanti thii kyun ki maine bahut se bando ko maara eastern India me tab mai video banaleta thaa aur social media pe sidha post ussise mera ye intro famous hua tha ek dum simple lekin sabse hatke,hahahaha
Awesome update.. bhai..UPDATE:-15
"Tughe pata Surya tu kya kah raha tu, jaanta hai mughe abhi head department of black government se phone aaya thaa wo log bol rhe hai ki tughe maarne ke liye Russian Syndicates ne contract diya hai X-GRAPHER GANG KO aur tughe pata hai chaukane waali baat kya hai contract khud MYCER ne liya"*
Mai abhi jisse baat krraha thaa wo Black government kaa India kaa Head Chief thaa aur ye meri isse achi banti thi lekin jo aaj isne khabar di wo sunke to mai thoda ghabra gaya kyunki jo Gang naam isne bola thaa wo iss Asia ki sabse powerfull gang thi usse panga lena matlab maut tumhe khud I love you bol rahi hai aisa hota hai, ye gang Japanese aur tansalvinia ne milkar banaya thaa aur aaj ye uss post pe hai ki khud black government of Asia kaa head bhi usse kuch nhi kah sakta thaa lekin mughe inse bhidna thaa lekin maine kuch der socha iss baare me aur jab mughe kuch yaad aaya to mere face pe ek smile thi aur mai phone pe hi hasne laga jaise maine koi joke sun liya ho udhar wo chief hello hello krta raha tab mai usse bola
Mai:- kyun tension le rahe ho Raghav Sir apko to pata hi hai n mughe wo Chu tk nhi sakte
(Raghav-(chief of Black government in India, age:-52,acha banda hai Black mafia of Asia ke naam se jaante hai isko Black government waale,meri achi jamti hai isse par mera dusra charecter kaa gulam hai ye,
Raghav:- matlab mai smjha nhi khna kya chte ho tumko chu nhi sakta wo bhulo mat MYCER le raha hai contract
Mai:- bhul gaye kyaa apka maalik abhi bhi active hai uuska 1% abhi bhi mere senses me kahi n kahi active hai wo aur wo kyaa kr sakta hai pata hai n aur wo saayad aapki baat abhi bhi sun raha hoga kyaa pata kahi aapki family ko kuch.....
Raghav:- (haklate huye) Su-ry-a dekho majak mat karo tum mughe dara rahe ho tu har baar yahi krta hai
Mai:- are majaak nhi kr raha hu wo abhi bhi 1% active hai biswaas n ho to apne so called budhau doctor se puch lio
Raghav:-m m mai msi rakh rakhta hu phhhone
Call disconnected.........
Meri hassi chutt gayi usski haalat dekh ke bechara subah subah hi phone pe gaand maarwa gaya bhalai ke chakar me,hahaha,mughe paka biswas thaa bhosdikaa pant me hi moot diya hoga
Lekin ab mughe Iss MYCER kaa kuch Krna padega nhi to bahut dikkat ho jayegi lekin abhi kuch mahine kaa time hai mere pass kyun ki wo randi kaa pure plan se attacck krta hai aur uske har plan bahut jyada khatarnaak hota hai uusse nhi pata hai ki mera jo dusra charecter hai wo mere hhi body yaa kahu to hum dono ek hi body me rahte hai kuch hi ginne chune logo ko pata hai Black government me jo ki bahut high post pe yaa wo mere yaa 2nd charecter ke bharose mand hai,
black government me mere dusre charecter ke bohot khauf hai had se jyada smjh lo ki wo log darindagi se mar jaayenge lekin uske haatho se kabhi nhi marna chaenge kyunki wo thaa hi ek pagal "PSHYCOTORMENT" saala ek ek ang ko torture krta thaa wo, chutiye ke baare me soch ke mere raungtey khade ho gaye, Asia ke har Black government ke department me notice raheta thaa Kuch bhi ho jaaye
"DON'T EVER MESS WITH THAT GUY"
Sala kaa niche photo tk lagate the bhosdiwale
Kuch der cigrate pite huye yahi soch raha thaa mai phir saala dimag me aaya ki college bhi to jaana hai
mai:-Chal lawde sochte rahega kya College bhi jaana hai bhosdika subah hi jaga diya saale uss chutiye ne
Kuch der me hi mai fresh hua mast black t-shirt ,black pant ,shoes pahne jacket daale chaabi li aur nikal pada bahar aaya gate band kiya jeep me baitha pahle to socha bhuk lagi hai lawde pahle kuch khas lete hai time dekha to abhi 8:00baj rhe the socha chal dukaan khula hi hai kuch biscuit wiscuit hi khaalu abhi college jaakr canteen me aaram se breakfast krrlunga jeep band ki niche utra dukaan pe gaya
Mai:- 1biscuit kaa packet de to chote
Uss samay dukan pe ek ladka baitha thaa saayad uska baap nhi thaa dukaan pe abhi wo saala lawda ander gaya aur jaa ke bhosdika bada packet leke aaya man to kiya ki saale ko eek raipta du lekin galti meri hi thi to mai bola usse ki 10 waali laade yaar itna khaunga to dusre din liver pain n hojaye meri baat sun muskura diya ladka chota thaa lekin pyara tha laake diya usne mai wahi khane laga packet faad kr tabb mere bagal me 4 ladkiya aayi,unlogo ne mughe ghura aur phir uss dukaan wale ladke se boli lekin tabhi wo sab achanak se mere traf ko muddi mai uss samay ek biscuit ko khaa raela thaa saala muh hi ruk gaya maine unko dekha to wo aise ghur rahi thi ki abhi mera balatkaar kr dengi mai waha se jaana hi thik smjha kya pata sahi me loot le izzat
Mai paise de ke mudd ke jaane laga tabhi piche se ek awazz aayi kyaa awazz thi laga ki saala kisi gaadi kaa tyre fatt gaya ho bahenchod mood kharab ho gaya, piche mudda to ssaala
To wahi kal waala admi thaa bechara gaal sujaa hua thaa aur mere pass aake bola
Admi:-b......
Mere haath uthne waala thaa lekin gaandu smjh gaya ki beta nhi bolne kaa bhi nhi bolne kaa saala thuk gatakte hue bola
Admi:-ji mai kal ke liye maaf maangta hu kal muughe waisa nhi bolna chahiye thaa saayad tumko wo words nhi pasand the mai kal tumhe puchne wala thaa ki tumhe koi pareshani hho to hame bata dena ham miljulkar rahte hai tumhe koi bhi dikkat ho to batana mai iss colony kaa president hu dekhbhaal sab mai hi krta hu
Mai saale ki baat sun ke pak gaya mai jeep me baithaa aur bola
Mai:- thik hai chal ab nikal le jyyada lawda giri mat kr
Mai ye bolte hi jeep start krdi aur peldi gaadi college ke liye saale uss so-called president kaa majak ban gaya udhar uske saath khade admi muh dabake hasne lage aur wo 4 ladkiya to saali Surya ke face personality ko bhula hi n paa rahi thi
Ladki1:- dekkhi yaar kitna handsome banda thaa yaar mughe to isko apne pyaar me laana hai tum log bich me mat aana pahle hi muhar laga di maine
Ladki2 :-ohooo dekho to mahrani ko hambhi try krenge aise kaise chor de yaar he is so,dashing mai to sab dene ko tyaar hu yaar usko
Ladki4:- mai to apne boyfriend ko chor du yaar mmai to abhi se hi future soch rahi hu uske saath,kitna maja aayega
Ladki3 kuch soch rahi thi pr wo kkuch n boli uske baare me :- ab hogaya tumlogo kaa bakwas to chalo college bhi jaana hai
Wahi mai to saala dekha ki aaj delhhi me mere wanted photo lage hai mai thoda chuka lekin phir smjh me aaya ki ye saayad uss Dayal Srivastav ko maarrne ke samay kisi ne khich liya hoga photo, mughe to saala hasi aarahi thi raaste bhar acha huaa saala ye dusre charecter ki personallity kaam aayi ab to koi n pahchanega acha hua kal saloon me chal gaya n to gaand mar jaani thi meri nhi be Delhi waalo ki majburan mughe maarna padta choro
Mainne college me gaadi pel di mast parking me jaa ke roka to new students ki ragging le raele the saale senior mughe to ladke aise ghur rahe the ki maine yaha aake galti krdi aur ladki to saali matak matak nain mataka me lagi thi mi socha saala najar n lag jaaye bahenchod inki ,mai bina ruke canteen dhundte huye canteen ki traf chal diya piche kuch seniors awazz lagaye lekin mai n gaya
Aaya canteen me gaya counter pe jaake mast singhare(samoshe) liye chaar aur cofee li aur ek table pe mast baith gaya bhuk bhut lagi thi to jaldi jaldi samoshe khtm kr daale for napkin se muh saaf kiya aur cofee pite huye mobile chalane laga
Yaha to saala canteen ki ladkiya aise ghur rahi thi ki mai saala nanga bithela hai ek baar to mai bhi apne ko check kiya ki kahi nanga wanga to nhi aagaya bahenchod 10 minute hue honge ki do ladki aayyi mere pass aur boli
Ladki:- kya hum yaha baith sakte hai
Nashili awazz me bol raeli thi lekin tumhare bhai koi fark n pada kaise padega bahenchod majaak hai kya apun
Mai:- baith jao kon mana kr raha waise saaf kr dena table ko,bye papa ki pariya
Chasma lagaya mast style me utha aur chal pada canteen se baahar unn dono ki to maa chud gayi
Class ki bell lag gayi to mai thoda late gaya kuch der baad mai chal pada class ki wor class dhunda kyun ki mughe jaana thaa uss Shreya randi ke class me jaana thaa mughe mil gayi wo class mai ander jaane laga to saale master meri gaand maangne laga jo class me thaa aree sunane laga apna bhasan yaar
Master:-abe ye tera bar nhi hai class hai,chasma Uttar abhi aur aainda ander puch ke aana
Mai:- bhosdike tera bhasan hogaya ho to baithu mai ,saala jhant barabar
Puri class to maano ek pal chauk gayi meri baate sun ke aur kuch to muh dabake hassne lagi
Mai jaa kke mast backbencher maafik last bech pe baith gaya bahenchod kya master thaa jhantu saala ghur ghurke dekh raela thaa saala tab mai bola saale ko
Mai:- Abe saale gay way hai kere,n n mughpe try mat maar mere ko ladkiyo me intrest hai tugh jaisee n,
Puri class maano abki baar thake laga ke hassne lagi meri najare dhund rahi thi uss randi shrea ko bahenchod saali wo rahi aage baithi thi aur mughe hi ghur rahi thi jaise class ki ladkiya ghur rahi thi aur kaise
Asal me ek baat batau to mai senior ki class me aake baithela thaa saalo ko ke pata ki mai 1st year kaa student hu lawde saale,haha
Wo master saala irritate ho gaya thaa wo chup chaap class nikal gaya aur tab saare ladke mughe hi ghurne lage jaise maine unki future biwi chod di ho bahenchod gaandu saale,kuch ladke uthe hi theeri traf aane ko ki ek lady teacher aagayi kyaa maal thi yaar ek dum perfect figure man kiya oyo lejau isko,
Wo saali aate hi apna intro dene lagi
Lady:- hello students,my self Kriti Sinha and I am your bussiness sheddule advancing professor,I hope you all will be coperate with me So, stand-up and give your intro first that can I know you guys
Saali ne English padheli hai be bahenchod meri to jaise aankhe chamak llekin fir socha lawde tu idhar ke krne ko aayla hai aur ke kr raha hai lawde
Sab student ek ek kr ke apna intro de rahe the kuch to saale ghamand me hi bhsan jhaar rahe the hamare babu ye hai wo hai jhant hai mera bahenchod saali wo Shreya to pahle meri traf dekhi aur for aage dekh ke boli
Shreya:-Hii, myself Shreya Singh,and I am daughter of Mr. Vishal Singh who is one and only CM of Delhi and powerful person of North India and...
Wo abhi aage kuch bolti tabhi mai bola piche se
Mai:-Mam mai to jitna jaanta hu ki har state kaa CM ek hi hota hai saayad kisi ne galat knowledge rakhi hai,haha
Maine ye baat Frankly boli thi,meri baat sun ke sab mughe aise ghurne lage ki jaise tune ye jindagi ki sabse badi galti krdi ho fir aayi meri baadi last me, abhi bhi saale kuch launde aur laundiya aur wo Shreya khaa jaane waali najro se ghur rahe the mai khada hua aur mast style me bola
Mai:- "SURYA" Surya naam hai mera
Saale kucch student to achanak se khde ho gaye aur mai baith gaya,wo sab saale khade hoke mughe dar aur khauf se dekh rahe the kyunki jis style se maine apna intro diya tha uss style se sirf aur sirf "the one only the Eastern Don and Pshyco king
Kuch student jisme Shreya bhi thi wo saayad nhi jaante the mere intro ke baare me yaa Surya ke baare me to wo sab aur wo Kriti sawaliya najro se un khade students ko ghur rahe the
Un sabhi khde Students ke aankho me khauf thaa aur this thing in whole world that I like I like this baby I like this,hhaha
Iss view ko dekh mughe apne dusre charecter kaa dialogue yaad aagaya lekin wo iss jagah bilkul fit n krega lekin batadu apko ye dialogue bahut kaam aayega aage
**"Paise kamao ya na kamao khauf jarur kamao"**
Enjoy this one........
