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Maa : Apni ghar ki kamo pe Laag gai ..
Ravi : Apni college pe tehra tha..
Kuch paal baad Gajendar ka phone Aya.. Academy school se..
Professor : Sir main Admi bhej raha hoon.
Gajendar : G sunye. Professor coloni pe kindergarten school ke pass Rameshar naam ki ek Admi rehta hai. Uski pass jakar unko Apni shool pe dakhil karliyega. Main siparis kiya hoon kisiko pata nahi chale.
Professor : G sir aur kuch kehni ki jaroorat nahi hai.
Kuch paal baad
Bhaiya yaha Rameshwar ki ghar kaha hai.
Raste ke Admi : yahi ghar hai samne wali. Kaal hi naya Aya hain suna hoon gaon ke hain. Waha master E karte tha..
Admi : Hello namaste koi hai Andar.
Papa : G boliye. Aap kaun hai. Andar Aaiye.
Admi : mujhe Academy school se professor ne bheja hai. Aapko milne bolai hai Sir school pe.
Papa : O aisi baat hain. Main toh kaal gaon jane wala hoon.Gaon se wapas Akar hi mil Lunga SiR se.
Admi : thik hain sahab. Chalta hoon.
Idhar Ravi ghar wapas Aya toh Maa ne usse khana paros kar papa ke liye tiffin pe ready kardiya.
Maa : Dhyan se Jaa beta papa ko de Aana.Sath Tiffin kari Lete Ana..
Ravi : thik hain maa chalta hoon.
Aise Hi waqt bitne ke baad
Gajendar ne market gaya...
Shopkeeper : Arey Sahab Aaap khud kya baat hain.
Gajendar : Tumhari Bhabhi G ke liye Sari leni hai. Sari dikhao...
SK : Sir Banarasi Sari haain achi Lijye bhabi G ke liye wohi Sari Fit hogi..
Gajendar : Thik hain Dekhao...
SK : Ek se ek Sari dikhaya..
Gajendar : Iski kya price hai. Laal padhwali
Ki.
SK : 12 Hazar Sahab.
Gajendar : Thik hain ye packet kardo....
Gajendar ne Fir ek Readyment GOLD ke dokan pe Jakar Shakuntala ke liye ek sone ki Naak fool Le liya..
Fir waha se mobile ke dokan pe jakar Gajendar ne ek button phone Le liya Normal function wala...Sim ke dokan se jakar ek sim kinke ush phone pe bhar Liya..
Fir idhar Main Shaam ke waqt Ghar ke pass Hi ek pedh pe baitha soch Raha tha
Muh pe cigarette jalakar ( Cigarette harmful for human) ke ye...
Gajendar jo kamina Aur hawasi insaan hai Mere college ki dost log ussh waqt Bola tha
Jis waqt Main ush ladki ko kiss kiya tha..
Toh Fir woo 2 Rato se maa ke sath soraha hai woh bhi darwaje bandkar k.. toh koi ulti sidhi harkat kyun nahi kar raha hai maa ke sath...
Ki Roo Roo kar Maa mere Aur papa ke pass Sang Sang Akar bole ki Gajendar shart todh raha hai.. ush kamina ne mere sath jabarjasti kar raha hai Toh fir main Gajendar ko Achi Sabak Sikhata...
Par yaha toh ulta Horaha hai....
Sayad ye hosakta hai Gajendar Maa ko Abuse karne ke bajai jhoota Aur dhongi pyar toh nahi jata raha hai ush haiwan ne...
Par jitna bhi pyar jatale Maa ko main pehchan ta hoon wo Apni patidev papa kohi saab maanti hai...Gajendar ka jhota Aur dhongi pyar maa ke samne bekar hai....
Fir Ravi samne dekhta hai......Gajendar Hato pe packet Lekar Meri ghar pe ghus raha tha..
Ravi : Kya mera shaq sahi hai. Woo maa ko imprees karne ke liye kuch Laya Hain Maa ke Liye.... Mujhe toh Dekhna padega wo kya gul khila raha hai...
uska joo bhi plan hoo Main toh kavi usko Maa se Sambhog Toh door ki baat hai.....
Maa ki karib bhi jane nahi dunga....
Main bhi Engineering ka student hoon..
Aur woo meri upar plan karke kaamyab kavi nahi Hoo paiga...
Gajendar se main badla kut kut ke pura karunga....
Ravi sang sang ghar ki taraf chala gaya...
Gajendar : Darwaje khat khataya..
Andar se...
Maa : Kaun hai..
Gajendar : Main hoon. Kholo shakuntala...
Maa : Abhi Aai..
Maa ne darwaja kholte hi gajendar ne fatse Andar dhuk gaya...
Fir
Gajendar : ye dekho shakuntala tum hare liye kya kya Laya hoon ..
Maa : Saab packet meri hato pe diye Aap Ravi kavi bhi Aa sakta hain.. sochega Maa naye naye shadi karke Market bhi suru kardi hai..
Gajendar
gajendar maan main Ha meri shakuntala Tera beta toh ek kata bach gaya hain woh nahi rehta yaha Toh Abtaak Teri phuli Boor mera Lund se dhaka rehta) Fir thik hai begum ye Lo saab packet..
Maa : Maa ne fatse Apni room pe jakar Apni baxa pe sari packet chupakar Rakhdi...
Fir kuch der baad hi main ghar Aaya..
Maa : Agaya beta tiffin de rakh deti hoon..
Ravi : Loo maa .. Gajendar daku mujhe kahi nahi dikh raha tha toh Main Maa ki room pe ghusa. .. maa rasoi pe tiffin rakhne gai..
Maa ke ghar par kahi mujhe wo gajendar wala packet nahi dikh raha tha...
Maine socha gajendaar ne kahi chupa diya hoga..
Fir main Bahar Aya toh....gajendar ne bathroom se nikla..
Main ye kamina bathroom pe ghusa hai..
Saab khane ke baad Raat hui toh Aaj main apni room pe baith kar intezar kar raha tha ki kaab gajendar bed se uthke darwaza Lagai...
Fir wo ghadi Aa gaya..
Gajendar utha Aur meri taraf dekh kar darwaza Laga diya....
Ravi : Main Aste se uthkar bina awaz kiye maa ke darwaze ke pass gaya...
Main ye pehla Maa ki room pe jassusi karne ke kiye gaya tha wo bhi gajendar ki waja se.
Maa papa hote kamre pe toh kavi nahi jata..
Kamre pe Maa thi Aur hamari ghar bigad ne wala Haiwaan Gajendar tha isliye main Maa ki room ki taraf badha tha..
Pehle toh maine Andar jhakne ki kosis ki par koi suraag matlab darwaze pe ched nahi mila toh main bagal pe bani maa ki room ki window pe gaya joo hamari dinig space pe khulta hai..
Woo wood ki window thi niche 2 palla khulti thi Aur upar 2 palla khulti thi..
Par
Waha bhi koi ched nahi dikh raha tha...Par wahase saaf Maa Aur gajendar ki baate sunai jarahi thi isliye ki
Maa ki bed window ke pass thi aur gajendar ki bed uski oppisite tha.. 2 noo bed ki beach ek space bani thi. Aur baki jaga saman tha kamre kaa..
Mujhe janla pe niche aur upar ki 2 palle ke bich ek wood ka beet tha wahase room pe jaali Light ki halki roshni Aarahi thi..
Par
Main wahase jhaka toh sirf maa ki sari ki rang Aur gajendar ke pant ki rang halki samaj arahi thi..
Par kuch dikh nahi raha tha kamre ke Andar ki seen saaf...
Main waha khada hokar window pe kaan Lagakar clear baat hi sunne laga ki...
Gajendar Aur maa kya baat kar rahe hai..
Room ki Andar...
Gajendar : Lo Aab toh nikalo shakuntala darwaze bandh kardiya hai.. tumhare Beta Aab hume nahi dekhsakta...
Maa : isliye ush time main chupa di thi. Ravi dekhta toh kya sochta...
Room ki bahar...
Ravi : Main chauk gaya ekdam se kya packet maa ne chupai thi.. kya gajendar ne etni jaldi Apni jhooti natak se maa ko impress karliya...
Fir
Nahi Aisa nahi hosakta woo maa ko kuch jabardasti pati ka haq dekhakar dena chahta tha isliye sayad
Maa meri samne pe Lene pe sharma rahi thi..
Room ke Andar...
Gajendar : Ha. Toh Aab nikalo bhi packet..
Maa : nikalti hoon baba..
(Main baharse sirf sunn raha tha dekh kuch nahi rahi thi isliye...)
Maa ne packet kholi toh...
Maa : ye toh bahut mehenga Laag raha hai..Aur ye toh shadi ke Sari laag rahi hain..
Gajendar : Ha toh tum kaha jaogi shadi pe hi toh kal...
Maa : meri matlab hai ki jiski shadi hoti hai wo pehenti hai ye saab sari. Kafi mehengi hogi..
Gajendar : toh humari ki shadi nahi hui 1 saal ke liye..
Maa : Aap bhi naa. Thik hai shauk se Laai hai toh pehen lungi... Ruko jara bed pe pehla ke dekhti hoon...
Gajendar : dekhLo..
Maa: Sari Faila di bed pe.. khub sundar padh hai Aur Laal kyun Liye Aur rang nahi mili Aapko . ye toh dulhan ki joda Lagrahi hain.
Gajendar : tum kya kisi dulhan se kaam hoo. Aur toh meri naye dulhan bhi hoo
Maa : 43 saal pe main dulhan Laag rahi hoon Apko. Wo bhi mera ek 22 saal ka beta hai. Wo bhi bagal kamre pe hi soya hain.
Gajendar : main tumse Purani Sari Aur yellow chadar pe shadi ki thi.. meri kafi ichcha thi ki main tumhe Aise dulhan ke Libas pe shadi karoon..
Maa : chup thi baat ko taalte huye... hm main kuwari ladki hoon na bina shadi shuda ki.. Aapne Apni jid puri ki hain shadi nahi..
Gajendar : Haa mera woisa kiamat kaha Rameswar G ke tarah.
Maa : Aur ye choti packet pai kya hai..
Gajendar : khol ke dekhlo
Maa : ye toh naak fool hai wo bhi Sone ki.
Gajendar : ye chani ki naak fool achi nahi lagti tum pe.. isliye socha ye bhi Le Luu..
Meri 2 noo biwi banauti surat pe sone se bhar Li hain muh se leke gala tak.. Aur tum hari ye Hasin chehre pe Sone ki jaroorat hai.... Lekin
Fir bhi Bin sone ki chamk rahi hain..
Maa: chup rahi... fir ye Naak fool meri sass ne di hain. Ye main palat nahi sakti..
Par Aap jab Laa chuke hain toh kavi kavi pehen Liya karungi.. Lekin..
Ravi aur uske papa ke samne nahi... jaab Aap Akele ho kuch waqt taab..
Gajendar : thik hai shakuntala..
Maa : Aur ye kya hain... packet kholi toh ek buttun wala phone tha..
Gajendar : yee tumhari Liye personal hi laya hoon. Sim bhardi hain koi jaroorat ho toh mujhe chupke se phone karna... Ravi Aur uske papa se chupakar rakhna..
Aksar main bahar rehta hoon meeting O main tumhe koi jarrorat lagsakti hain.
Maa : iski kya jarrorat thi.. Aap toh wapas Laut te hain na ghar.. Aur main phone nahi chalati mujhe nahi Aati..
Gajendar : usse kya hua..phone mujhe dooh.
Maa : Lijye
Gajendar : Apni num dial kiya. Aab bolo main kya naam se save karu apni number Gajendar..
Maa : Nahi. 1 saal ke hi sahi pati toh haina. Main marji ki khilaf shadi ki thi...par shadi toh sach hua naa. Aur koi Aurat shadi ke baad Apni pati ke naam kyun Le..
Gajendar : tum etni Achi kyun hoon. Toh kya likhu tum hi kaho..
Maa : 1 Saal ke pati..
Gajendar : thik hain. Ye dekho dial kiya. Ye number samne hi rahegi.. tum hat pe loo. Aur ye hara battan 2 bar chapogi toh ring chala ayega hamare pass. Aur baat khatam hone se ye Laal wala se kaat dogi..
Maa : dijye.. Maa hara wala 2 baar chipi toh gajendar ka phone bajne Laga..
Kamre ke bahar....
Ravi : main pura chauk gaya..phone ki ghanti se...window se sang saang kaan hatali..
In room
Gajendar : ye dekho ring Aagaya mere pass. Aab . Ye laal wala daba doh shakuntala..
Maa : Laal buttun dabate hi. Ring off..
Out of Room...
Ravi : main samaj gaya. Maa laal wala button dabadi hai..main wapas janle pe kaan Lagaya..
In room...
Maa : ye toh bahut Asaan hain..
Gajendar : kaha naa..ekdum simple hai chalana.. suno tum ye Ravi Aur uske papa se chupakar Rakhlo.. jarorat padhe toh ring dena yaa nahi..
Maa : Aapne meri etni baat mani hai. Main ek maan nahi sakti.. thik hain dono se chupa kar rakhungi...
Out of Room..
Main engineering ka student hone ke nate main pura tarika se samaj gaya.. wo maa ko jhuti pyar ke jaal pe fasa raha hain
Fir bhi
Maa toh Aise hi hain sidhi sadhi unka utna bahari duniya se haf kaf nahi hain. par sale gajendar ko manegi Maa pati ke tara 1 saal ke liye...
PARANTU...
Apni jism usse hargis nahi degi waha sirf unka maryada matlab papa ka Haq hain..
In room ..
Gajendar : Main tum hari kaise dhannebaad duu mujhe hi nahi pata.. suno na shakuntala ek baat kahu..
Maa: G boliye
Gajendar : Sari aur ye naak fool Abhi pehen ke dikhaogi ki tum dulhan ki libas pe kaise Lagogi...
Maa : Aap bhi naa Abhi nahi. Subha ko toh jani hogi.. Kaal Ravi ke college jane ke baad pehen kar dikha dungi...
Aur ek baat suniye Aap
Gajendar : Kaho
Maa : Aapko Car bhejne ki jaroorat nahi. Main aur ravi ke papa Har baar ki tara chali jaungi...
Gajendar : jaisi Aapki marzi begum.
Maa : Aap Aab so jaiye. Mujhe bhi sona hai.
Kaal jana bhi hain gaon.
Gajendar ; ok
Maa : Light toh off kardiye zero bulb jaal Rahi hai.
Gajendar : Abhi kardeta hoon.. Dono soo gai.
Out off room...
Main chala aya Apni room...
Maan maan main ye sala gajendar toh kafi khiladi Nikla...Subha ko main college chale jane ke baad woh maa ko dulhan ki Lifaz pe dekhega.....
Dhongi pati sajke woh maa ko emotional kar raha hain..
Mujhe pata toh chali uski kartoot..
Usse Aisa maza chakaunga ki engineering students kya hai usse pata chale...
Main bhi soo gaya..
Subha uthkar hardin ki tarah naste ke baad college jani thi....