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Sunidhi:- ummnn. Ap bhi na har baat pe Dulari ki tarah dhamkane lage ho.
Main:- hahahahaha. Ab so jao.
Phir me phone kat ke so geya. Kho geya apni alag rajya me.
#58
Subah nind se jagha aur apna nitya karam karke khet chala geya. Phir kuch samay waha bita ke ghar pe nasta karne chala aya. Naste ke baad dabai leke nikal geya saher ki aur Maa se kaha books lane ja raha hun.
Kuch samay baad pahauch geya Sapna aunty ke ghar. Bell bajane ke 1 min ke baad aunty darwaja kholke muje swagat kiye, phir muje bitha ke chai lane chali gayi. Main waha beth ke tv dekhne laga.
Kuch der baad aunty chai leke agayi. Aur ham dono chai pite huye sofe pe beth ke baat karne lage.
Sapna:- kese ho tum?
Main:- main tikh hun aunty. Ap bataiye. Ap kesi he?
Sapna:- muje kya hona he main tikh hi hun.
Main:- main apse ek jaruri kaam se milne aya tha.
Sapna:- kis liye batao.
Dabai dete huye.
Main:- ye lijiye namard wali dabai.
Dabai hath me leke wo khush ho jati he.
Sapna:- thank you kashi. Thank you so much. Tum soch bhi nehi sakte ki tumne mera kitna bada upkar kiya he. Thanks a lot kashi. Thanks a lot.
Main:- ye koi badi baat nehi he aunty. Bas khush rahiye ap.
Sapna:- main bohot khush hun bohot.
Tabi ghar ka darwaja khula dhadam se aur ek aurat andar ghuske ham donoko bhige palko se dekhne lagi. Ham dono bhi khade ho gaye usse dekh kar. phir achanak wo mujse ake lipat gayi.
Female(bilak ke roti huyi):- main barbaad ho gayi kashi. Meri duniya ujad gayi. Meri jindagi barbad ho gayi kashi. Meri sukh chain loot gayi.
Aunty anshu bahati huyi hamare pas ake us aurat ke sar pe hath pher kar.
Sapna(dukhbhari awaz):- beti.
Phir wo aunty se lipat gayi. Fut fut ke rone lagi. Aunty bhi Apni beti ko bahone me bharke usse shant karane lagi. Kuch der baad wo todha shant huyi tohx.
Dipti(Roti huyi):- maa main loot gayi. Meri jindagi barbad ho gayi.
Sapna(anshu ponchti huyi):- nehi esse nehi rote beta. Sab tikh ho jayega.
Dipti(roti huyi):- maa kuch bhi tikh nehi hoga. Maa. Main kese jiungi maa. Main kese jiungi.
Sapna(sad voice):- bas kar beta. Chup ho ja. Tu meri pyari beti he. Kuch nehi hoga. Sab tikh ho jayengi.
Dipti(alag hokar)(roti huyi):- kuch tikh nehi hoga maa. Kuch tikh nehi hoga. Jiske sath jivan jine ke liye apne meri shadi karayi thi wo namard ban geya maa. Wo namard ban geya.
Ye kehkar wo jor jor se ro padi. Aunty usse apni bahon me bharke puchkarne lagi.
Kuch der baad sab todha normal huya toh aunty dipti ko khudse alag karke pani pilayi. Phir.
Sapna(dipti se):- kya huya he muje jara khulke bata.
Dipti(sisakti huyi):- suhagraat ke sej pe main bethi huyi thi toh wo der se aye. Lekin mujse pyar na karta dekh main apni anjane bhul ke liye sorry kehne lagi. Lekin kuch na kiya. Phir kuch der baad jab mene pahel kiya toh wo kuch der tak muje response na kiye. Jab me laaj sharam chodkar khud nangi ho gayi toh wo muje hath se shant karne ke kosis karne lage. Phir jab maine sharam ka sar khake usse dalne ko kaha tab muje pata chala ki wo namard ban chuka he. Uska wo khada hi nehi ho raha he.
Sapna:- tuje kese pata ki wo namard ban geya.
Dipti(sisakti huyi):- jab wo muje pehli baar dekhne aye the tab muje dekh kar uska khada ho chuka tha maine uske pant me utan dekhi thi. Lekin jab
Aur wo rone lagi, aunty usse samjane lagi. Kuch der baad aunty dipti ko lekar uske room Me chali gayi muje todhi der rukhne ko kehke.
Kuch der baad aunty wapas ayi aur sofe pe bethke apne sar pe hath rakh kar rone lagi. Main unke paas jakar unhe shant karane laga. Unke anshu ponch kar.
Main:- dekhiye aunty jo hona tha wo ho chuka. Ab roke khudko kamjor karne ka baat hi nehi. Ap esse tut jayengi toh apse kayi guna jyada halat apki beti ka hoga, dukh ke dard me bikar jayengi. Ek ap hi he jo usse achhe se sambal sakti he.
Sapna(anshu bahati huyi):- lekin meri beti ki jindagi barbaad ho gayi na. Ab wo kese jiyegi. Kuch din baat jab uski galti na honeke bawajud bhi usse hi Banjh thehraya jayega, tab main ek maa hoke kese apni beti ka upar lage arop ko seh paungi. Main kese man lun ki mere kehne pe wo shadi karne man gayi aur uski jindagi barbad ho gayi.
Main:- dekhiye abhi kuch nehi huya he bas todha samay jane den, uske baad ap undono ka divorce kara lena phir kam ban jayega. Aur kisi acche jagah dipti ji ki shadi kara dena.
Sapna:- lekin.
Main(bich me):- lekin vekin chodiye aur khudko majbut karke Apni beti ko sambaliye. Agar ap majbut rahe toh dipti ji bhi khush rahegi nehi toh ap jante he ki jab kisi ghar ka khoonta tut jaye toh ghar ka halat kya hota he. Isliye apki majbuti pe tiki he Apki beti ki khushi. Ab ap sochiye ki ap kya karengi. Ab main chalta hun muje books bhi lene he.
Ye kehke main unhe soch me chod kar bahar nikal aya. Waha se market me books kharida aur nikal liya ghar.
Ghar me akar lunch kiya aur room me ake rest karne laga.
Pura din kuch na kuch sochte huye room me bita diya. Aur raat ka khana khake har roj ki tarah so geya. Agli subah nind se jagh ke Apna nitya karam kiya. Phir khet chala geya. Kuch der waha samay bitake ghar ageya. Fresh hoke chai nasta kiya aur apne room me jake khudko set karke, kandhe pe bag chada ke ghar se bahar nikalne laga. Lekin bich me hi chachi ne tokh di.
Karuna:- kashi ab tu kaha ja raha he bag leke?
Main:- kahi nehi chachi.
Karuna(jor se):- didi didi jara yaha aana.
Unki awaz sunke maa kitchen se bhag ke ayi aur didi bhi.
Maa:- kya huya?
Karuna(muje ishara kar):- didi ye dekho apka bhola kashi phir kahi ja raha tha bina kuch bataye, maine usse dhar liya he. Pucho is se ki kaha bhag raha tha.
Maa kuch bolne se pehle.
Main:- main kya koi ladki hun bag utake ghar se bhag jaunga jese apki bahen aruna na ki he. Main College ja raha hun.
Karuna(heran):- kyaaa? Tune kya kaha aruna ke bareme?
Main:- maine ye kaha ki aruna bag utake ke aj subah bhag gayi he aur abtak wo saher pahauch gayi hogi. Chalo main chalta hun college me deri ho raha he. Warna bus na milega. Main chala.
Ye kehke main palak jahapkte hi ghar se gayab ho geya. Idhar chachi heran pareshan chikhti huyi aruna ko pukarti huyi uski room ka darwaja khatakhatane lagi yun kahe ki thokkkne lagi. Jab 2 min tak Darwaja na khula toh unhone soch liya ki Aruna bhag gayi. Lekin agle hi pal Chachi ki soch ka biram deti huyi Aruna ne darwaja khula toh unka muh khul geya aur chehra khil geya.
Aruna:- kya huya didi darwaja kyun pit rahi ho. Main kapde badal rahi thi. Aur ap toh chik chik ke duniya hi ek kardi.
Karuna:- tu yaha he toh kashi ne jo kaha.
Itna keh hi paya ki unke piche khadi didi jor jor pet pakad ke hasne lagi.
Tab jake chachi ka dimag tanka aur wo gusse me.
Karuna:- aj ane do usse. Main usse chodne wali nehi.
Gusse me tamtamati huyi kitchen me chali gayi.
Maa:- kyun phirse popat ban gayi.
Karuna:- didi ab ap toh maat chidao. Usse toh me chodungi nehi.
Maa(chota smile):- han han usse chodna mat ya phir wo tuje na chode.
Karuna(nakre se):- didi unmhun unhun unhuun.
Maa:- kyun ab kya hazam na ho rahi khana. Chal kam kar. dher sara kam pada he. Wo kya teri tai karegi.
Karuna(muskura kar):- nehi ap karengi. Hehehehehe.
Maa(muskura kar):- han karungi lekin tuje mayke bhej dungi.
Karuna(chota smile):- koi na abhi bhej do kuch dino waha ghumke apki bete ka biwi yani apko sasumaa bana ke ajaungi.
Maa:- main teri tange tod dungi.
Karuna(chota smile):- apka beta goad me chadayange. Tod do.
Maa:- han han koi na. Goad me chada ke jab farsh pe patak dega tab ye maat kehna. Hai maa margayi.
Karuna:- main
Maa(bich me):- ab ek aur shabd nehi, nehito main tuje hi khane ke sath paka dungi bina masale ke.
Chachi hehehehe karti huyi kam me jut gayi.
Main samay pe College pahauch geya. Aj toh mano College ka hawa hi kuch garam tha. Har tarap shor sharaba. College ke gate me entry lete huye alag hi anand aa raha tha. Andar ghusa toh alag nazara. Jis tarap bhi dekun har tarap sablog tip top dikh raha tha muje. Dikhe bhi kyun na ye College kisi nami dami univercity kam todhi he.
Main(khud se):- chal bhai class bhi karna he.
Kuch kast ke baad muje class room mil geya aur main andar jake ekdam last sit ke last corner pe beth geya. Kyunki sirf yehi ek sit khali tha baki sits pe kuch gappe hak rahe the aur kuch sabkuch tad raha tha.
Kuch 30 min bita, ek Professor aya mucchadwala todha bohot intro leke class dismiss karke chala geya. Jate jate ye bhi keh geya ki ab aur koi class na hone wala he next day ka class 2 din baad shuru honge tab tak college enjoy kare.
Main(khud se):- hmm beta chal college ka building hi dekh le kam to he nehi.
Class room se nikal ke pure college ka chakkar lagane laga. Chalte chalte mera samna ek ladke se huya. Asal me wo achanak mere samne ake khada ho geya.
Ladka:- are you fresher?
Main:- samja nahi.
Ladka:- tumne naya admission liya he?
Main:- han. Kyun?
Ladka(muskura kar):- wo kuch nehi chalo freshers ke liye hamne ke party arrange kiya he. Welcome party. chalo jaldi chalo.
Ye kehkar wo lagbag muje khinchte huye College ke samne bane park me le geya aur main waha ka halat dekh ke samaj geya ki mera lagne wala he. Kyunki waha kuch ladke bench pe bethe apni ghar ki tarah raj gaddi ki raja samaj raha tha. Aur ek katar me kuch 8 10 ladke line me khade hokar dar ke mare sikuda huya tha. Ek ka intro chal raha he. Muje dekh kar ek ladke ne mere sath khade ladke ko pucha.
Ladka2:- abbe oye tu isse kaha se le aya.
Ladka1:- bhai fresher he.
Ladka3:- tab toh isse hi pehle chance dena chahiye.
Ladka4(ladka2 se):- Rocky bhai mere pas ek idea he.
Aur wo rocky ke kan me kuch kehta he.
Rocky(mujse):- oye champu idar aa.
Main chup-chap uske pas chala geya.
Main(narmi se):- han kahiye.
Rocky:- kya mast fashion he tera. Ekdam ffafafafafafafadu lag raha he be.
Aur sabke sab ek dusre ko hat-tali dete huye hasne lage.
Ladka4:- tuje pata he ham kon he.
Main:- nehi.
Ladka2:- kya tuje nehi pata. (Muskura kar)Are ham tumahre senior he yani bade bhai. Swagat karne laye he tumhe. Chalo ab acche bacche ki tarah apni shirt utaro.
Main(dar kar):- main nehi utarunga.
Ladka3(dhamki awaz):- ee utar nehi toh sale chir phad dunga (muskura kar) phir hame dosh mat dena.
Main dar kar shirt utar diya. Shirt ka button khulte samay un sabke chehre pe jo khushi tha wo mere shirt utarte hi gusse ka roop le liye kyunki main andar budde log jo baniyan pehente he na wo t-shirt type. Wesa hi bainyan pahna huya tha.
Ladka2(rocky se)(kan me):- sale ne toh waat laga di mood ki bigad diya. Kuch kar bhai.
Rocky(gusse se):- chal ab nach.
Main:- nehi.
Ladka4:- 1 se 5 tak ginunga. Agar nachna shuru na kiya toh pant utarwa ke pure college me disco karaunga.
Main dar ke apna hath malne laga. Usne mobile me ek desi rock gana lagake ginti shuru kar diya. Phir wo jab 4 pe aya toh main dhire dhire hilne laga.
Rocky(jor se):- abbe tikh se nach.
Aur main dar ke nachne laga. Tamasha dekhne ke liye sab log waha bhid laga diye. Aur main shirt ghuma ghuma ke desi dance karne laga. Rock beat pe desi dance sala pura park hi garam ho geya. Sabke sabke beat pe tali bajane lage aur kuch toh nachne bhi laga. Lekin ant tab huya jab 2 lady aur 4 gents ake jor se chillaya.
Lady(jor se):- ye kya chal raha he. Han
Unka awaz sunke sabke sabke rukh gaye gaana bhi rukh geya main bhi.
Lady(mujse)(gusse se):- tum me laaj sharam he ki nehi. College me kapde utarke dance kar rahe ho. Ye dance bar samaj rakha he kya. College me padne aye ho ki gulcharre udane.
Lekin agle pal wo todha shant ho gayi mere ankho me anshu dekh ke.
Gentle1:- ee ladke jawab de madam ne kuch pucha he.
Aur main rone laga.
Lady:- ab baccho ki tarah row maat. Nehito College se nikal dungi.
Ye sunke main niche beth geya aur baccho ki jesa hath per marte huye jor jor se rone laga. Ye dekh ke kuch log has rahe the aur kuch muh phadke dekh rahe the. Maine is had tak roya ki madam ki ankho me anshu agaye. Wo muje utha kar khada kiya aur dant kar rona thama diya aur kya huya ye pucha toh maine sab kuch bak diya. Madam gusse me tamtamti huyi.
Lady(rocky se)(hard voice):- rocky main tumhe pehle bhi bohot bar mana kar chuki hun. Ab bardast ki bhi had hoti he. Main tumhe aur tumahre dosto ko 2 mahine ke liye dismiss karta hun. Uske baad apne maa baap ko leke ana tab main sochungi ki kya kiya jay.
Rocky :- lekin mam
Lady(bich me):- ek aur shabd nehi. (Jor se)Aur tum sab bhi apne apne kam dekho. (Rocky se)(gusse se) and you get out from here.
Lady(mujse):- aur tum kapde pehno aur jao apne class pe.
Main bhi jaldi jaldi kapde pahen kar khisak liya. Washroom me jake khudko set kiya phir canteen me chala geya. Waha pe muje karib sab students ghur ghur ke dekhne laga jesi ki main koi dusre grah se hun. Kuch der tak essa chala phir sab apne apne dhun me byast ho gaye aur main chai biscuit kha kar phirse College ghumne laga. Main jaha se bhi jaoon karib sabke sab muje ek bar ghur ke jarur dekhta he. Lekin main in sab me dhyan me dhyan na dete huye apne dhun me pura College ghumne laga. Muje bohot pasand aya college ka view.
Sunidhi:- ummnn. Ap bhi na har baat pe Dulari ki tarah dhamkane lage ho.
Main:- hahahahaha. Ab so jao.
Phir me phone kat ke so geya. Kho geya apni alag rajya me.
#58
Subah nind se jagha aur apna nitya karam karke khet chala geya. Phir kuch samay waha bita ke ghar pe nasta karne chala aya. Naste ke baad dabai leke nikal geya saher ki aur Maa se kaha books lane ja raha hun.
Kuch samay baad pahauch geya Sapna aunty ke ghar. Bell bajane ke 1 min ke baad aunty darwaja kholke muje swagat kiye, phir muje bitha ke chai lane chali gayi. Main waha beth ke tv dekhne laga.
Kuch der baad aunty chai leke agayi. Aur ham dono chai pite huye sofe pe beth ke baat karne lage.
Sapna:- kese ho tum?
Main:- main tikh hun aunty. Ap bataiye. Ap kesi he?
Sapna:- muje kya hona he main tikh hi hun.
Main:- main apse ek jaruri kaam se milne aya tha.
Sapna:- kis liye batao.
Dabai dete huye.
Main:- ye lijiye namard wali dabai.
Dabai hath me leke wo khush ho jati he.
Sapna:- thank you kashi. Thank you so much. Tum soch bhi nehi sakte ki tumne mera kitna bada upkar kiya he. Thanks a lot kashi. Thanks a lot.
Main:- ye koi badi baat nehi he aunty. Bas khush rahiye ap.
Sapna:- main bohot khush hun bohot.
Tabi ghar ka darwaja khula dhadam se aur ek aurat andar ghuske ham donoko bhige palko se dekhne lagi. Ham dono bhi khade ho gaye usse dekh kar. phir achanak wo mujse ake lipat gayi.
Female(bilak ke roti huyi):- main barbaad ho gayi kashi. Meri duniya ujad gayi. Meri jindagi barbad ho gayi kashi. Meri sukh chain loot gayi.
Aunty anshu bahati huyi hamare pas ake us aurat ke sar pe hath pher kar.
Sapna(dukhbhari awaz):- beti.
Phir wo aunty se lipat gayi. Fut fut ke rone lagi. Aunty bhi Apni beti ko bahone me bharke usse shant karane lagi. Kuch der baad wo todha shant huyi tohx.
Dipti(Roti huyi):- maa main loot gayi. Meri jindagi barbad ho gayi.
Sapna(anshu ponchti huyi):- nehi esse nehi rote beta. Sab tikh ho jayega.
Dipti(roti huyi):- maa kuch bhi tikh nehi hoga. Maa. Main kese jiungi maa. Main kese jiungi.
Sapna(sad voice):- bas kar beta. Chup ho ja. Tu meri pyari beti he. Kuch nehi hoga. Sab tikh ho jayengi.
Dipti(alag hokar)(roti huyi):- kuch tikh nehi hoga maa. Kuch tikh nehi hoga. Jiske sath jivan jine ke liye apne meri shadi karayi thi wo namard ban geya maa. Wo namard ban geya.
Ye kehkar wo jor jor se ro padi. Aunty usse apni bahon me bharke puchkarne lagi.
Kuch der baad sab todha normal huya toh aunty dipti ko khudse alag karke pani pilayi. Phir.
Sapna(dipti se):- kya huya he muje jara khulke bata.
Dipti(sisakti huyi):- suhagraat ke sej pe main bethi huyi thi toh wo der se aye. Lekin mujse pyar na karta dekh main apni anjane bhul ke liye sorry kehne lagi. Lekin kuch na kiya. Phir kuch der baad jab mene pahel kiya toh wo kuch der tak muje response na kiye. Jab me laaj sharam chodkar khud nangi ho gayi toh wo muje hath se shant karne ke kosis karne lage. Phir jab maine sharam ka sar khake usse dalne ko kaha tab muje pata chala ki wo namard ban chuka he. Uska wo khada hi nehi ho raha he.
Sapna:- tuje kese pata ki wo namard ban geya.
Dipti(sisakti huyi):- jab wo muje pehli baar dekhne aye the tab muje dekh kar uska khada ho chuka tha maine uske pant me utan dekhi thi. Lekin jab
Aur wo rone lagi, aunty usse samjane lagi. Kuch der baad aunty dipti ko lekar uske room Me chali gayi muje todhi der rukhne ko kehke.
Kuch der baad aunty wapas ayi aur sofe pe bethke apne sar pe hath rakh kar rone lagi. Main unke paas jakar unhe shant karane laga. Unke anshu ponch kar.
Main:- dekhiye aunty jo hona tha wo ho chuka. Ab roke khudko kamjor karne ka baat hi nehi. Ap esse tut jayengi toh apse kayi guna jyada halat apki beti ka hoga, dukh ke dard me bikar jayengi. Ek ap hi he jo usse achhe se sambal sakti he.
Sapna(anshu bahati huyi):- lekin meri beti ki jindagi barbaad ho gayi na. Ab wo kese jiyegi. Kuch din baat jab uski galti na honeke bawajud bhi usse hi Banjh thehraya jayega, tab main ek maa hoke kese apni beti ka upar lage arop ko seh paungi. Main kese man lun ki mere kehne pe wo shadi karne man gayi aur uski jindagi barbad ho gayi.
Main:- dekhiye abhi kuch nehi huya he bas todha samay jane den, uske baad ap undono ka divorce kara lena phir kam ban jayega. Aur kisi acche jagah dipti ji ki shadi kara dena.
Sapna:- lekin.
Main(bich me):- lekin vekin chodiye aur khudko majbut karke Apni beti ko sambaliye. Agar ap majbut rahe toh dipti ji bhi khush rahegi nehi toh ap jante he ki jab kisi ghar ka khoonta tut jaye toh ghar ka halat kya hota he. Isliye apki majbuti pe tiki he Apki beti ki khushi. Ab ap sochiye ki ap kya karengi. Ab main chalta hun muje books bhi lene he.
Ye kehke main unhe soch me chod kar bahar nikal aya. Waha se market me books kharida aur nikal liya ghar.
Ghar me akar lunch kiya aur room me ake rest karne laga.
Pura din kuch na kuch sochte huye room me bita diya. Aur raat ka khana khake har roj ki tarah so geya. Agli subah nind se jagh ke Apna nitya karam kiya. Phir khet chala geya. Kuch der waha samay bitake ghar ageya. Fresh hoke chai nasta kiya aur apne room me jake khudko set karke, kandhe pe bag chada ke ghar se bahar nikalne laga. Lekin bich me hi chachi ne tokh di.
Karuna:- kashi ab tu kaha ja raha he bag leke?
Main:- kahi nehi chachi.
Karuna(jor se):- didi didi jara yaha aana.
Unki awaz sunke maa kitchen se bhag ke ayi aur didi bhi.
Maa:- kya huya?
Karuna(muje ishara kar):- didi ye dekho apka bhola kashi phir kahi ja raha tha bina kuch bataye, maine usse dhar liya he. Pucho is se ki kaha bhag raha tha.
Maa kuch bolne se pehle.
Main:- main kya koi ladki hun bag utake ghar se bhag jaunga jese apki bahen aruna na ki he. Main College ja raha hun.
Karuna(heran):- kyaaa? Tune kya kaha aruna ke bareme?
Main:- maine ye kaha ki aruna bag utake ke aj subah bhag gayi he aur abtak wo saher pahauch gayi hogi. Chalo main chalta hun college me deri ho raha he. Warna bus na milega. Main chala.
Ye kehke main palak jahapkte hi ghar se gayab ho geya. Idhar chachi heran pareshan chikhti huyi aruna ko pukarti huyi uski room ka darwaja khatakhatane lagi yun kahe ki thokkkne lagi. Jab 2 min tak Darwaja na khula toh unhone soch liya ki Aruna bhag gayi. Lekin agle hi pal Chachi ki soch ka biram deti huyi Aruna ne darwaja khula toh unka muh khul geya aur chehra khil geya.
Aruna:- kya huya didi darwaja kyun pit rahi ho. Main kapde badal rahi thi. Aur ap toh chik chik ke duniya hi ek kardi.
Karuna:- tu yaha he toh kashi ne jo kaha.
Itna keh hi paya ki unke piche khadi didi jor jor pet pakad ke hasne lagi.
Tab jake chachi ka dimag tanka aur wo gusse me.
Karuna:- aj ane do usse. Main usse chodne wali nehi.
Gusse me tamtamati huyi kitchen me chali gayi.
Maa:- kyun phirse popat ban gayi.
Karuna:- didi ab ap toh maat chidao. Usse toh me chodungi nehi.
Maa(chota smile):- han han usse chodna mat ya phir wo tuje na chode.
Karuna(nakre se):- didi unmhun unhun unhuun.
Maa:- kyun ab kya hazam na ho rahi khana. Chal kam kar. dher sara kam pada he. Wo kya teri tai karegi.
Karuna(muskura kar):- nehi ap karengi. Hehehehehe.
Maa(muskura kar):- han karungi lekin tuje mayke bhej dungi.
Karuna(chota smile):- koi na abhi bhej do kuch dino waha ghumke apki bete ka biwi yani apko sasumaa bana ke ajaungi.
Maa:- main teri tange tod dungi.
Karuna(chota smile):- apka beta goad me chadayange. Tod do.
Maa:- han han koi na. Goad me chada ke jab farsh pe patak dega tab ye maat kehna. Hai maa margayi.
Karuna:- main
Maa(bich me):- ab ek aur shabd nehi, nehito main tuje hi khane ke sath paka dungi bina masale ke.
Chachi hehehehe karti huyi kam me jut gayi.
Main samay pe College pahauch geya. Aj toh mano College ka hawa hi kuch garam tha. Har tarap shor sharaba. College ke gate me entry lete huye alag hi anand aa raha tha. Andar ghusa toh alag nazara. Jis tarap bhi dekun har tarap sablog tip top dikh raha tha muje. Dikhe bhi kyun na ye College kisi nami dami univercity kam todhi he.
Main(khud se):- chal bhai class bhi karna he.
Kuch kast ke baad muje class room mil geya aur main andar jake ekdam last sit ke last corner pe beth geya. Kyunki sirf yehi ek sit khali tha baki sits pe kuch gappe hak rahe the aur kuch sabkuch tad raha tha.
Kuch 30 min bita, ek Professor aya mucchadwala todha bohot intro leke class dismiss karke chala geya. Jate jate ye bhi keh geya ki ab aur koi class na hone wala he next day ka class 2 din baad shuru honge tab tak college enjoy kare.
Main(khud se):- hmm beta chal college ka building hi dekh le kam to he nehi.
Class room se nikal ke pure college ka chakkar lagane laga. Chalte chalte mera samna ek ladke se huya. Asal me wo achanak mere samne ake khada ho geya.
Ladka:- are you fresher?
Main:- samja nahi.
Ladka:- tumne naya admission liya he?
Main:- han. Kyun?
Ladka(muskura kar):- wo kuch nehi chalo freshers ke liye hamne ke party arrange kiya he. Welcome party. chalo jaldi chalo.
Ye kehkar wo lagbag muje khinchte huye College ke samne bane park me le geya aur main waha ka halat dekh ke samaj geya ki mera lagne wala he. Kyunki waha kuch ladke bench pe bethe apni ghar ki tarah raj gaddi ki raja samaj raha tha. Aur ek katar me kuch 8 10 ladke line me khade hokar dar ke mare sikuda huya tha. Ek ka intro chal raha he. Muje dekh kar ek ladke ne mere sath khade ladke ko pucha.
Ladka2:- abbe oye tu isse kaha se le aya.
Ladka1:- bhai fresher he.
Ladka3:- tab toh isse hi pehle chance dena chahiye.
Ladka4(ladka2 se):- Rocky bhai mere pas ek idea he.
Aur wo rocky ke kan me kuch kehta he.
Rocky(mujse):- oye champu idar aa.
Main chup-chap uske pas chala geya.
Main(narmi se):- han kahiye.
Rocky:- kya mast fashion he tera. Ekdam ffafafafafafafadu lag raha he be.
Aur sabke sab ek dusre ko hat-tali dete huye hasne lage.
Ladka4:- tuje pata he ham kon he.
Main:- nehi.
Ladka2:- kya tuje nehi pata. (Muskura kar)Are ham tumahre senior he yani bade bhai. Swagat karne laye he tumhe. Chalo ab acche bacche ki tarah apni shirt utaro.
Main(dar kar):- main nehi utarunga.
Ladka3(dhamki awaz):- ee utar nehi toh sale chir phad dunga (muskura kar) phir hame dosh mat dena.
Main dar kar shirt utar diya. Shirt ka button khulte samay un sabke chehre pe jo khushi tha wo mere shirt utarte hi gusse ka roop le liye kyunki main andar budde log jo baniyan pehente he na wo t-shirt type. Wesa hi bainyan pahna huya tha.
Ladka2(rocky se)(kan me):- sale ne toh waat laga di mood ki bigad diya. Kuch kar bhai.
Rocky(gusse se):- chal ab nach.
Main:- nehi.
Ladka4:- 1 se 5 tak ginunga. Agar nachna shuru na kiya toh pant utarwa ke pure college me disco karaunga.
Main dar ke apna hath malne laga. Usne mobile me ek desi rock gana lagake ginti shuru kar diya. Phir wo jab 4 pe aya toh main dhire dhire hilne laga.
Rocky(jor se):- abbe tikh se nach.
Aur main dar ke nachne laga. Tamasha dekhne ke liye sab log waha bhid laga diye. Aur main shirt ghuma ghuma ke desi dance karne laga. Rock beat pe desi dance sala pura park hi garam ho geya. Sabke sabke beat pe tali bajane lage aur kuch toh nachne bhi laga. Lekin ant tab huya jab 2 lady aur 4 gents ake jor se chillaya.
Lady(jor se):- ye kya chal raha he. Han
Unka awaz sunke sabke sabke rukh gaye gaana bhi rukh geya main bhi.
Lady(mujse)(gusse se):- tum me laaj sharam he ki nehi. College me kapde utarke dance kar rahe ho. Ye dance bar samaj rakha he kya. College me padne aye ho ki gulcharre udane.
Lekin agle pal wo todha shant ho gayi mere ankho me anshu dekh ke.
Gentle1:- ee ladke jawab de madam ne kuch pucha he.
Aur main rone laga.
Lady:- ab baccho ki tarah row maat. Nehito College se nikal dungi.
Ye sunke main niche beth geya aur baccho ki jesa hath per marte huye jor jor se rone laga. Ye dekh ke kuch log has rahe the aur kuch muh phadke dekh rahe the. Maine is had tak roya ki madam ki ankho me anshu agaye. Wo muje utha kar khada kiya aur dant kar rona thama diya aur kya huya ye pucha toh maine sab kuch bak diya. Madam gusse me tamtamti huyi.
Lady(rocky se)(hard voice):- rocky main tumhe pehle bhi bohot bar mana kar chuki hun. Ab bardast ki bhi had hoti he. Main tumhe aur tumahre dosto ko 2 mahine ke liye dismiss karta hun. Uske baad apne maa baap ko leke ana tab main sochungi ki kya kiya jay.
Rocky :- lekin mam
Lady(bich me):- ek aur shabd nehi. (Jor se)Aur tum sab bhi apne apne kam dekho. (Rocky se)(gusse se) and you get out from here.
Lady(mujse):- aur tum kapde pehno aur jao apne class pe.
Main bhi jaldi jaldi kapde pahen kar khisak liya. Washroom me jake khudko set kiya phir canteen me chala geya. Waha pe muje karib sab students ghur ghur ke dekhne laga jesi ki main koi dusre grah se hun. Kuch der tak essa chala phir sab apne apne dhun me byast ho gaye aur main chai biscuit kha kar phirse College ghumne laga. Main jaha se bhi jaoon karib sabke sab muje ek bar ghur ke jarur dekhta he. Lekin main in sab me dhyan me dhyan na dete huye apne dhun me pura College ghumne laga. Muje bohot pasand aya college ka view.
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