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Ab toh bas kashi ka bhagya hi uska naya par laga sakta hain.
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Jab nind khuli toh sham ho chuka tha aur muje bohot joro ki bhuk lagi thi kyunki subah se bhuka hun.
Pehle main fresh huya phir bed ke pass jo mobile pada he usse haat me liya usme no 1 red colour ka tha aur chota aksharo me likha huya tha staff. Toh mene socha ki shayad isse dabane se Hotel ka staff se baat kar sakta hun aur mera andaja bhi sahi sabit huya jab mene dial kiya toh ek lady ne ek hi ring me hi receive kiya.
In call
Receptionist:- ji main Reception se Neeta bol rahi hun. Kahiye me kya madad kar sakti hun?
Main:- muje bhuk lagi he toh kya ap mere liye kuch naste ka bandobast kar sakte hen?
Neeta:- ji ap kya khana pasand karenge?
Main:- ap kya aloo ke parathe, tomato sauce aur ek cup chai bhej sakte hen?
Neeta:- ji ap bas 15 min wait kare ham jald hi apke room me apka order pahauchte he.
Main:- ok
Phir phone kat deta hun aur bed pe beth ke Room dekhne lagta hun. Jab room ka acche se nazara leta hun toh me heran reh jata hun ki kya khubsurat room he. Muje toh ab jese koi bade admiwala anubhav araha tha. Mene suna tha 5star hotel 3 star hotel ke bareme. Shayad ye ek 3 star hotel he. Kyunki 5 star hotel me toh mere sune-gyan ke chalte kisi rajeshi wala system hota he. Yani ki sabkuch bada bada aur ek se ek kimti chiz rakhi hoti he.
Main in sab me gum tha ki mere room ka bell bajta he.
Door kholne ke baad dekhta hun ki ek RoomBoy hath me tray liye khada tha. Uska bhesbhusa bhi alag sa tha. Yani ki ek prakar ke gentle servent ki tarah.
Phir wo andar ake table pe tray rakh kar..
RoomBoy:- sir apka order. Agar kisi bhi chiz ka jarurat ho toh muje bata sakte he.
Main:- hmm. Abhi ap ja sakte he.
RoomBoy:- ok sir. Enjoy the food.
Phir wo chala jata he aur me khane pe beth jata hun. Mene jo bhi order kiya tha wo sab tha. Phir me nasta karke bistar pe leyt jata hun phir socho me gum ho jata hun sochte sochte achanak muje ghar ki yad ata he toh me chacha ji ko phone karke unse baat karta hun kuch der.
Call cut karne ke baad jab mera nazar screen pe padta he toh dekhta hun ki abhi sade 11 baj chuke.
Main(khud se):- are yaar ab raat ke bhojan ka kya hoga.
Tabi ek idea ata he ki kyun na Neeta se baat karlun is bareme. Phir usse call laga deta hun.
In call.
Neeta:- hello main reception se neeta bol rahi hun. Kya madad kar sakti hun apki?
Main:- muje ek baat puchna tha.
Neeta:- ha kahiye.
Main:- kya ap raat ke bhojan ka kuch
Neeta(bich me):- ji bilkul. Ap bataye kya khana pasand karenge?
Main:- thanks. Ap jyada nehi bas roti,sabji,daal,Dudh aur ek anda burji mere room me bhej den.
Neeta:- ji ap bas hame 40 minutes ka time den ham apke order jald se jald apke room me pahaucha denge.
Call cut.
Kuch 30 min baad khana ajata he aur main khana kha ke bistar pe pasar jata hun kuch der bin bole jharna behne ke sath hi me nind ki sagar me dubh jada hun.
Lekin raat ko ek bohot bada dhamaka hota he jis se bekhabar hamare Kashi babu soye pade he.
Agli subha nind se jagh kar main apna nitya karam karke fresh hota hun uske baad call karke nasta order karta hun fir tv on karke movie dekhne lagta hun kuch der me nasta ajata he toh me nasta karne lagta hun.
Abhi shuru hi kiya tha ki mera mobile baj uth-ta he screen pe ek unknown no show kar raha tha. Kuch rings ke baad me phone receive karta hun.
In call.
Main:- hello.
Male:- hello. Ji main kantaram bol raha hun.
Main:- han kahiye.
K.R:- ji main apke shares kharidna chahta hun.
Main(fatak se):- maine bechne ke liye kharida he kya.
K.R:- acchi kimat dunga.
Main(jor se):- muje na chahiye.
K.R:- are bhai todha shanti se mera baat suniye. Ap ZP company ke 8% share holder he toh main ye kehna chahta hun ki ap muje wo 8% bech den toh main iske liye apko 2.5 crores dene ke liye tayar hun.
Main uska baat sunke heran ho jata hun. Aur mere gale khana atak jata he. Toh main jaldi se pani pikar.
Main:- main sochke batata hun.
K.R:- jara jaldi sochiyega. Main apko 30 min baad phone karta hun.
Main:- ok.
Call cut.
Main(khud se):- yaar ye kya hogeya. 3 lakh ki shares dhai karod. Majak he kya. Lekin wo toh keh raha tha ki wo tayar he. Essa kya ho geya ki itni kimat badh gayi mere shares ke. Raat ko to maine koi sapna bhi na dekha. Kahi din ka.
Phir me glass se todha pani khudke muh par chidakta hun.
Main(khud se):- yaar ye koi sapna toh nehi he toh konsi baat ho sakta he.
Phir mera dimag tanka aur main sidha news channel laga diya. Usme abi sade 8 ka news chal raha. Jab 10 min tak news dekha toh mera doubt clear ho geya.
Asal me mera andaja sahi nikla aur ZP company jo Raw material use karta he wo materials ka Export jis desh se ata tha us desh ne export band kar diya he jiske chalte Products ka demand kahi guna baad geya he raato raat. Ab situation essi he ki 1 rupaye me milna wala chiz ab 12 rupayee me bhik raha he. Lekin ZP company me stock products hone se bakiyo se todha kam dam me apna products bech raha he. Jiske chalte Company ka share rate bhi kahi guna baad geya he. Aur sabko toh pata he kon kis se pehle labhdayak chiz lega iska toh had dam macha rehta hi he to isliye mere phone ke ghanti subha subha baj gayi.
Maine jaldi se Neeta ko call karke ek pen aur papers mangaya. Wo leke hisab kitab me lag geya. Karib sade 10 baje mera mobile alarm bajne se mera tandra tuta.
Jab mene mobile dekha toh usme 8 missed calls the K.R ke. Abi mene mobile silent off kiya hi ki phirse ringtone baj uta. Is bar dusra unknown no tha. Kuch soch kar mene phone pick kiya.
In call.
Main:- Hello.
Male:- hello ji mera nam Raghab he ji. Kya main apse todhi baat kar sakta hun.
Main:- sidha point ki baat karo.
Raghab:- ji point ye he ki muje apke shares kharidne he. Main uske liye 2.80 crore dene ko tayar hun.
Main:- 4 crore ki share apko dhai crores me de dun. Ye toh kabhi hoga nehi.
Raghab:- chalo ji aur 10 lakh bada diye.
Main:- bhai apns phone ka paisa kachra mat karo aur market me ZP company ke aur bhi shares he chaho toh wo kharid lo. Main na bechne wala ji.
Raghab:- Are bhaiya ji hamne sabse puch liye. koi bhi bechne ko tayar nehi ab apse se puch rahe he. Chaliye Figure round karte hen Main apko 8% shares ke pura ka pura 3 crore deta hun ap bas muje bech do.
Main(kadak awaz):- muje na bechne shares ap apne pese rakho apne jeb me. Aur phir koi call na karna. Bye.
Call cut.
Abhi me fata fat nasta khatam karke chai ki ek chuski li are ek nehi adhi chuski me hi mera phone phirse nach uta. Main ne gusse me receive karke.
In call.
Main:- ek bar me samaj nehi ati kya muje phone mat karo muje nehi bechne shares.
Male:- are bhai shant shant. Main GD bol raha hun.
GD nam sunke todha mood tik huya.
Main:- ha boliye. Kese he aap?
GD:- ji main bilkul tik hu. Ap bataye? Ap kuch pareshan lag rahe he.
Main:- kya karun har koi call karke mera dimag chat raha he. Kehta he shares kharidna he shares kharidna he. Are bhai shares kharidna he toh market me jao muje kyun sata rahe ho.
GD:- ap gussa mat hoye. Aur main apse Pehle hi sorry keh deta hun kyunki muje bhi shares ke bareme Baat karna he. Ap gussa maat hona please.
Main khudko shant karke.
Main:- hmm. Dekiye ap acche se jante he shares ka kya mol bhaw he toh ap dhyan se soch samaj kar baat kare taki mera dimag na phate.
GD:- main samajta hun apki pareshani. Ji mere samne ek admi betha jo ZP company ka shares kharidna chahta he toh main aur unohone baat chit karke ye tay kiya he ki Wo apko apki 8% ke 3.20 crores pay karenge. Ap kya bolte he.
Main:- Dekhiye muje itne ghate me sauda toh har haal me na karni.
Wo admi GD se phone chin ke.
Admi:- Ji me Lokesh Rawat bol raha hun. Ap bataye ki apko kitna chahiye.
Main:- ji Muje pure ke pure 3.50 crores chahiye aur Sath hi sath baki ka sara kharcha apka aur GD ka mera commission bhi ap pay karenge.
Admi kuch sec soch kar.
Admi:- tik he muje manjur he.
Main:- toh tik he. Ap phone GD ko dijiye.
GD:- hello han. Toh ap akir man hi gaye. Bataye kab mil sakte he.
Main:- ji ap ek kam kariye ham kisi acchi restaurant ya cafe me mitle he ap sare papers tayar karke le aye.
GD:- tik he ap ******* Cafe me ajaye ham waha beth ke acche se baat kar sakte he.
Main:- hmmm.
Call cut
Phir me jaldi se tayar hoke apna bag khande pe julake hotel se bahar nikalne lagta hun ki muje ek male receiptionist awaz deta he toh me uske pas chala jata hun.
Main:- han kahiye.
M.Receptionist:- Ji apne room booking ka pay up nahi kiye he aur ap ja rahe he.
Main:- main kam se ja raha hun. Abi 1 din Aur yaha rukhne wala hun.
M.R:- agar ap ek din aur rukhna chahe toh apko Advance pay up karna hoga.
Main:- kyun?
M.R: dekiye
Main(bich me):- accha ab baate band kariye aur bataye ki kitna pay karna he.(man me) sala bohot bolta he.
M.R:- ji ek min. Ji apke 2 din ke room booking ke liye 12,000 aur apka khane ka bill huya he sade 4 hazar total sade 16 hazar rupaye.
Main:- hmm. Tik he.
Phir me usse pese deta hun toh wo muje thanks kehta he aur me waha se sidha taxi leke ek Bank ke samne utar jata hun. Phir me Bank me mere nam ke ek Account kholta hun aur usme 5,000 deposit kar deta hun. In sab me karib adha ghanta nikal jata he.
Phir bahar ake apna jeb check karta hun ki usme sirf 15 hazar se todha jyada bacha huya he. Phir ek taxi leke ****** cafe me ajata hun jaha par ek kone ke table pe GD aur Lokesh mera apeksha kar rahe the.
Main unse mila aur kagazat acche se padke uspe sign kar diya aur apne beg me bhar liya.
Main:- toh lokesh ji sign ho geya he ab ap bataye ki Cash denge ya cheque.
Lokesh:- ji main cheque dunga.
Phir lokesh muje ek cheque likh ke deta he main usse lekar.
Main:- hmm ab chaliye mere sath bank par mere account me ye jama kar ate he.
Lokesh:- toh ap jaye na. Mene cheque de diya he ab ap papers dijiye.
Main:- ye toh hoga. Jabtak mere account me pese jama na ho jate tabtak main apko papers nehi de sakta.
GD:- lokesh ji Ladka sahi keh raha he. Ab itni der wait kiya he toh bas kuch der aur wait kar lijiye.
Lokesh:- accha tik he. Chaliye.
Phir me aur wo dono bank me ake wo cheque mere account pe jama kara deta hun jisme karib 20 min ka processing time lagta phir jab pesa jama honjata he tab jake me Lokesh ji ko papers thama deta hun aur mera kharidne ka ek duplicate paper bhi. Phir wo dono chale jate he aur me Bank me ek officer se baat karne lagta.
Main:- muje ek baat puchna tha ki apke bank branch ******* saher(jaha bua rehti he) me he kya?
Wo kuch der computer me check karke.
BankOfficer:- ji he.
Main:- toh kya main mere ye account jo is branch me he wo us branch me shift kar sakta hun.
B.O:- ji jarur. Ap bas us branch me jakar ek application dal dijiyega aur bas 1 ghante me apka account us branch me shift ho jayega.
Main:- ok. Thanks.
Phir me ek 1 lakh ka cheque issue karke pesa uta tha hun aur ek debit card ke liye bhi apply kar deta hun. Card muje 2 din baad milne wale the. Mene keh diya ki card mere saher me(jaha bua rehti he) jo branch he usme bhej de.
Phir me pese leke Hotel room ajata hun phir dopeher ka bhojan karke so jata hun.
