Thak Thak Thak!
Rat ke 3:38 baje ka waqt ,Assman mein ghane kaale chaye baadlo ke peeche chand ka koi namo nishan tak nahi tha.uper se reh reh kar bijli ki kadkadahat jo is kaali andheri raat mein kabristan ke beecho beech apni jhalak dhika jaati thi. Us samay to bade bade soormayo ki bhi buri halat jo jaaye to wo to phir bhi ek 23 saal ka ladka tha.
Dar aur thand ke wajah se uski halat patli ho rahi thi phir bhi wo ek taboot ko tode ja raha tha.uska hathoda bhi ab jawab dene ko tha itne mein to yeh patthar ko bhi tod de, yeh to phir bhi lakdi ka ek taboot tha.
"saala kis cheej ka bana hai yeh tootne ka naam hi nahi le raha, aur uper se yeh mausam,aur subah bhi hone wali hai,agar jald hi yeh na khula to lene ke dene pad jaayenge"
Nirash ho kar usne aas paas dekha to ek bada sa pathar use dika.
"Theek hai, ab dekh saale tu kaise nahi tootega" keh kar usne bade se pathar ko uthane laga
"baap re! Saala yeh to uska bhi baap hai kamar ki maa chud jaayegi, Lekin saala aaj yeh kaam kiye bina nahi jaaunga.bahut seh liya bahut jhel liya aaj karo ya maro, jai bajrang bali"
poori taakat se utha ke use kubdo ki tarah chalte hue tabbot pe prre jor se de maara.
kadaaakk ! Aur taboot mein ek bada sa ched ho gaya.
"Bhenchod toota toh wo bhi nakre mein, khair apna kaam chal jaayega,bas is pathar ko nikal du" aur yeh keh kar usne pathar nikal ke side mein ludka diya.
Kutte ki tarah haafte hue usne phone ki light jala ke dekha to uska gala hi sukh gaya. Andar bichu, makdi or cheetio ne apna dera jamaya hua tha aur usi ke neeche padi thi ek laash jo abhi pura sadi bhi nahi thi. Laash ki haalat dekh kar wo wahi pe ulti karne laga.
"baap re itni gandi badbu, lekin ek kaam to aasan ho gya yeh pathar ki wajah se iska pet to foot hi gya hai bas ab andar haath dal ke use naikalna baaki hai, usse pehle in keede makodo ka kuch karna padega"
Usne jeb se lighter aur rummal nikala aur ek ladki utha ke mashal jala di aur tabbot mein phek di aur khud peeche hat gaya. Dekhte hi dekhte saare makdi,bichu baagh gaye.
Wo taboot ke paas aaya.ek haath mein wahi rakha glove pehn kar aur doosre se naak pakd kar aanke band kar ke uske pet mein gusa diya.1-2 mint bad aise hi haath maarne ke baad use ek metal ke tukde jesa kuch mehsus hua aur uski aankho mein chamak aa gayi.
"mil gayi, mil gayi saala yeh to sach mai hai, main to yu hi saalo ko talli samajh baitha tha, saala sach bol raha tha"
Aur andar se ekdum haath bahar nikala aur light mein dekhne laga, chaabi jo bilkul chaandi ya aisi hi kisi chamakdar dhatu se bani lag rahi thi,andhere mein bhi chamak rahi thi.
"meri jaan! kab se teri talaash thi tu hi mujhe mere dukho se mukti dilayegi aur mujhe maalamal kar degi" ye bo ke usne chaabi ko choomne hi wala hota hai ke phir badbu se phir ulti karne lagta hai.
"laalach mein saala aadmi ka dimaag hi kharab ho jata hai" haste hue jeb mein daal leta hai tabhi baarish ki boonde girne lagi.
"bhen ka lund! yeh bhi abhi hona tha,khair koi baat nahi. Chaabi aur nakhsha dono mil gaye ab koi tension nahi" keh kar usne deewar ke par chalaang lagayi aur apni tooti si cycle se rafu chakkar ho gya.
Ghar pahunch kar kapde bala ke wo khushi se lete lete us chaabi ko dekne lagta hai.
"bus thode din ki baat hai, ghar pe jo karja hai utaar ke us ghatiya naukari ko laat maar dunga aur saath hi us budhe talke boss ki maa ki chut.
tharki saala ladkiyo ko to itne pyaar se bulata hai meri shakal dekhte hi gaand maarne tak jaata hai. Uper se uski beti saali Randi yu hi rob jhaadti hai aur meri baat baat pe ladkiyo ke saamne bejjati kar deti hai.kisi din saali randi ki gaand mar dunga.saath hi mere office ke dost log, dost? Saala dushman ko bhi naseeb na ho ese dost.Nahi,nahi is acche mauke pe un manhuso ka naam bhi nahi lena chahiye.ab aaram se sote hai subah to apni jindagi badalne wahi hai"
Lekin use kya pta tha ke jindagi to badlegi par waise nahi jaisa usne socha tha.use nahi pata tha ke kis cheej se ulajh raha hai ya to yeh use abaad kar degi ke duniya jeet le ya itna barbaad kar degi ke maut to kya maut ke baad uski aatma bhi anant tak hajaro narko mein kurlati phiregi,anant tak.
Rat ke 3:38 baje ka waqt ,Assman mein ghane kaale chaye baadlo ke peeche chand ka koi namo nishan tak nahi tha.uper se reh reh kar bijli ki kadkadahat jo is kaali andheri raat mein kabristan ke beecho beech apni jhalak dhika jaati thi. Us samay to bade bade soormayo ki bhi buri halat jo jaaye to wo to phir bhi ek 23 saal ka ladka tha.
Dar aur thand ke wajah se uski halat patli ho rahi thi phir bhi wo ek taboot ko tode ja raha tha.uska hathoda bhi ab jawab dene ko tha itne mein to yeh patthar ko bhi tod de, yeh to phir bhi lakdi ka ek taboot tha.
"saala kis cheej ka bana hai yeh tootne ka naam hi nahi le raha, aur uper se yeh mausam,aur subah bhi hone wali hai,agar jald hi yeh na khula to lene ke dene pad jaayenge"
Nirash ho kar usne aas paas dekha to ek bada sa pathar use dika.
"Theek hai, ab dekh saale tu kaise nahi tootega" keh kar usne bade se pathar ko uthane laga
"baap re! Saala yeh to uska bhi baap hai kamar ki maa chud jaayegi, Lekin saala aaj yeh kaam kiye bina nahi jaaunga.bahut seh liya bahut jhel liya aaj karo ya maro, jai bajrang bali"
poori taakat se utha ke use kubdo ki tarah chalte hue tabbot pe prre jor se de maara.
kadaaakk ! Aur taboot mein ek bada sa ched ho gaya.
"Bhenchod toota toh wo bhi nakre mein, khair apna kaam chal jaayega,bas is pathar ko nikal du" aur yeh keh kar usne pathar nikal ke side mein ludka diya.
Kutte ki tarah haafte hue usne phone ki light jala ke dekha to uska gala hi sukh gaya. Andar bichu, makdi or cheetio ne apna dera jamaya hua tha aur usi ke neeche padi thi ek laash jo abhi pura sadi bhi nahi thi. Laash ki haalat dekh kar wo wahi pe ulti karne laga.
"baap re itni gandi badbu, lekin ek kaam to aasan ho gya yeh pathar ki wajah se iska pet to foot hi gya hai bas ab andar haath dal ke use naikalna baaki hai, usse pehle in keede makodo ka kuch karna padega"
Usne jeb se lighter aur rummal nikala aur ek ladki utha ke mashal jala di aur tabbot mein phek di aur khud peeche hat gaya. Dekhte hi dekhte saare makdi,bichu baagh gaye.
Wo taboot ke paas aaya.ek haath mein wahi rakha glove pehn kar aur doosre se naak pakd kar aanke band kar ke uske pet mein gusa diya.1-2 mint bad aise hi haath maarne ke baad use ek metal ke tukde jesa kuch mehsus hua aur uski aankho mein chamak aa gayi.
"mil gayi, mil gayi saala yeh to sach mai hai, main to yu hi saalo ko talli samajh baitha tha, saala sach bol raha tha"
Aur andar se ekdum haath bahar nikala aur light mein dekhne laga, chaabi jo bilkul chaandi ya aisi hi kisi chamakdar dhatu se bani lag rahi thi,andhere mein bhi chamak rahi thi.
"meri jaan! kab se teri talaash thi tu hi mujhe mere dukho se mukti dilayegi aur mujhe maalamal kar degi" ye bo ke usne chaabi ko choomne hi wala hota hai ke phir badbu se phir ulti karne lagta hai.
"laalach mein saala aadmi ka dimaag hi kharab ho jata hai" haste hue jeb mein daal leta hai tabhi baarish ki boonde girne lagi.
"bhen ka lund! yeh bhi abhi hona tha,khair koi baat nahi. Chaabi aur nakhsha dono mil gaye ab koi tension nahi" keh kar usne deewar ke par chalaang lagayi aur apni tooti si cycle se rafu chakkar ho gya.
Ghar pahunch kar kapde bala ke wo khushi se lete lete us chaabi ko dekne lagta hai.
"bus thode din ki baat hai, ghar pe jo karja hai utaar ke us ghatiya naukari ko laat maar dunga aur saath hi us budhe talke boss ki maa ki chut.
tharki saala ladkiyo ko to itne pyaar se bulata hai meri shakal dekhte hi gaand maarne tak jaata hai. Uper se uski beti saali Randi yu hi rob jhaadti hai aur meri baat baat pe ladkiyo ke saamne bejjati kar deti hai.kisi din saali randi ki gaand mar dunga.saath hi mere office ke dost log, dost? Saala dushman ko bhi naseeb na ho ese dost.Nahi,nahi is acche mauke pe un manhuso ka naam bhi nahi lena chahiye.ab aaram se sote hai subah to apni jindagi badalne wahi hai"
Lekin use kya pta tha ke jindagi to badlegi par waise nahi jaisa usne socha tha.use nahi pata tha ke kis cheej se ulajh raha hai ya to yeh use abaad kar degi ke duniya jeet le ya itna barbaad kar degi ke maut to kya maut ke baad uski aatma bhi anant tak hajaro narko mein kurlati phiregi,anant tak.
aur shuruat mein response toh mine se rha time do isko aur agar isko change thrillee se hta kr fantasy mein rkho toh jyada chlegi
