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Assassin

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A woman was having sex in an apartment 20 floors high with another man. She then heard her husband coming..
She told her lover to stay like robot and not to move.

Husband: What is this?

Wife: This is a robot I bought to have sex with when you are traveling...

Husband: Okay.. Lets have sex now...

Wife: No sweetheart.. Yesterday I got my period, so I will go and make a cup of coffee for you..

After she left the husband said: Damn I am so horny, I will f*ck this robot...

He tried f*cking. The man started talking in a metallic robotic way..

"System error
Wrong hole
System error
Wrong hole.."

Husband: Damn robot is not working properly.. I am throwing it out of the window..

The lover realized that he was on the 20th floor he said:

"SOFTWARE UPDATED"
"PLEASE TRY AGAIN
:roflol: bhisi :lotpot:
 
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A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"
 
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Teacher: Duniya Me Har Baat K
Do Matlab Nikalte Hai.

Girl: Sir Nikaal K Dikhaiye..?

Sir: Baith Ja Beti, Teri Baat K
Bhi Do Matlab Nikalte Hen..:D
 

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Imagine If These Companies
Start Selling Condoms,
They Won't even have to Change Their Tag Line..:
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Pepsodent Condom:
..Raat bhar Dishum Dishum.

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Mirinda Condom:
..Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage.

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Thums up Condom:
..Aaj Kuch Tufani kerte hen.
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And The Best One..
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M Seal Condom:
..Ek Tapakti Boond Aapki Qismat Badal Sakti hai.
 
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Malik-18

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Night Was Dark..
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Moon Was High..
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Boy Stopped His Bike..
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Girl Asked Why.??
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Boy Came Close,
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She Felt Shy..
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He Told In Her Ear:
DHAKKA MAAR
PETROL Khatam Ho Gaya Yaar.. :D
 

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A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"
Harami bachcha :D
 
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