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UPDATE 19
AUR isse pehle mere aur chachi ke beech kuchh aur hota
kisi ne awaj di
awaj sunke chachi ne mujhe dhakka de diya
kyunki awaj chacha ki thi
main apna lauda leke aangan mein baith gaya
chacha ne mujhe ek baar dekha
aur phir room mein chala gaya
main bhi wahan se nikal gaya
ek toh saala samajh nahi aaraha tha
ki yeh ho kya raha hai
marne ke baad Zinda ho jaata hoon
gussa kuchh jyada hi aane laga hai
chudai karne ka kuchh jyada hi man karne laga hai
kuchh bhi sochta hoon
woh sach ho jaata hai
bhosdika fantasy story banke reh gayi hai meri zindagi
main kajal bua ke ghar pahuncha
bua ne gate khola
aur mujhe dekhkar mere sar pe hath fer di
main andar gaya
toh majhla foofa bhi apni maa chudwane ke liye wahan baitha hua tha
megha aur suman ne dekha mujhe
aur phir wapas padhai karne lagi
kajal
kuchh khaayega
main
nahi
yeh foofa kaam pe nahi gaye aaj
dono chacha aur dono foofa ka kaam ek hi tha
mere baap ke kheto ki dekhbhal karna
kajal
nahi aaj unki tabiyat theek nahi hai
main
chaliye koi baat nahi
ab main chalta hoon
kajal
kahan jaa raha hai
main
socha tha aapki pyar bhari chudai karunga
lekin yahan toh mela laga hua hai
yeh sunke bua sharma gayi
kajal
subah bol deta
main tayyari kar leti
main
ab main jaata hoon
apna khyal rakhiyega
aur phir main wahan se bhi nikal gaya
ab jis ladki pe aurat pe najar pad rahi thi
woh mujhe nangi dikh rahi thi
kya karu kuchh samajh nahi aaraha tha
kabhi kabhi toh mujhe yeh lagta hai
ki main sapna dekh raha hoon
ab bachi thi badi bua
main badi bua ke ghar pahuncha
unhone gate pe hi mujhe rok diya
Anjali
kaali raat mein aana
abhi tere foofa ghar pe hain
ab main unke sath zabardasti toh kar nahi sakta tha
isi liye main gaon ki taraf nikal pada
raaste mein mujhe hariya ki dukaan dikhi
dukaan pe hariya tha hi nahi
thi toh sirf kinjal bhabhi
woh bhi mujhe nangi dikh rahi thi
behenchod agar boor nahi mili
toh main paagal ho jaaunga
inpe hi try maarke dekhta hoon
toh main dukaan pe gaya
Kinjal bhabhi ne mujhe dekha
kinjal
kya baat hai kaaliya
aaj yahan ka raasta kaise bhool gaye
main
doodh lene aaya tha bhabhi
kinjal
kaunsa
main
ab aapka thodi lene aaunga
packet waala hi lene aaunga na
yeh sunke woh sharmi gayi
Kinjal
haan haan main jaanti hoon
lekin full cream chahiye
ya phir toned
main unke doodh dekhte hue bola
aapke paas jo hai woh de dijiye
kinjal bhabhi ka kuchh aisa tha
ki hariya ne bahut late shaadi ki thi
apni jawani woh randiyo pe luta chuka tha
aur jab shaadi hui toh bechari kinjal bhabhi ki kismat mein eno aaya
kaam khatam 7 seconds mein
phir bhi woh ek sanskaari ladki thi
kinjal
kaaliya yeh achchi baat nahi hai
main tumhein achcha ladka samajhti thi
main
kya kiya maine bhabhi
kinjal bhabhi kuchh nahi boli
unhone mujhe full cream doodh diya
maine paise diye
aur phir wahan se nikal gaya
ab behenchod mujhe chudai karni thi
iska matlab yeh thodi tha
ki koi bhi mujhse chud jaayegi
thak haarke main ghar aagaya
tabhi mere paas Supriya didi aagayi
unhein dekhke main aur jyda machal laga
Supriya
aise kyun dekh raha hai
main
bas aise hi
Supriya
kahan tha dopeher se
dekh rahi hoon
aaj kal tu padhai nahi kar raha hai
main
sab yaad hai mujhe
Supriya
achcha sab yaad hai
is baar fail hua
toh chappal se maarungi
main
toh main kaunsa jaan bujhke fail ho raha hoon
yeh bolke main apne room mein aagaya
apna kaahe ka room
behenchod hum paancho toh ek hi room mein rehte the
priya didi aur riya dono tv dekh rahi thi
unki peeth meri taraf thi
aur woh dono nangi thi
main wahan se nikalne hi mein apni bhalayi samjha
pata chale apna aapa kho doon
aur apni behen ko hi daboch loon
hawas kuchh bhi karwa sakti hai
main aangan mein aake baith gaya
daadi khaat pe baithi hui thi
aur rama bua unki goad mein apna sar rakhkhe tel lagwa rahi thi daadi se
rama bua nangi leti hui mujhe dikh rahi thi
madarchod
aur main daadi ke room mein jaake let gaya
aur phir so gaya
aankh tab khuli jab mujhe daadi nr uthaya
main uthke jaa hi raha tha
ki daadi ne mera hath pakad liya
daadi
maaf kar de na apni daadi ko
kyun sata raha hai
jab se mujhe pata chala tha
ki mere behosh hone ke baad unhone mere liye jo kar sakti ki
tabse woh mujhe achchi lagne lagi thi
main
aap hum sab se itna nafrat kyun karti thi
daadi
galti thi meri
ab kabhi aisi galti nahi karungi
main
pakka nahi karengi
daadi
nahi karungi
rama ki kasam khaati hoon
main
theek hai maine aapko maaf kiya
hum sabne khaana khaaya
aur phir main aake tv dekhne laga
main kabhi kabhi tv dekhta tha
jyada dhyan padhai pe lagata tha
lekin ab mujhe padhne ki jarurat nahi thi
isi liye ab mere paas karnr ko kuchh nahi tha
toh main tv dekh raha tha
tabhi riya meri goad mein aake baith gayi
main
alag baitho na
riya
aapko kya dikkat hai
yeh sunke main chup ho gaya
ab main use kya batata
ki lund khada tha
aur main humesha ki tarah underwear nahi pehna tha
ab pakka riya ko mera lund apni gaand pe mehsus ho raha hoga
upar se mujhe aisa lag raha tha
ki meri chhoti behen riya
meri goad mein nangi baithi hui hai
us wajah se mera lund jhatke khaa raha tha
tabhi riya meri taraf mudi
meri behno ka durbhagya yeh tha
ki unhein padhne ko nahi mila
ek dum anpadh thi woh teeno
aur yeh kaam meri daadi aur bua sabka tha
mera baap toh tha hi chutiya ka lauda
riya
bhaiya
main
haan gudiya
riya
yeh mujhe kya Chubh raha hai neeche
main haklate hue
meri jeb mein kuch hoga wohi chubh raha hai tumhein
yeh sunke woh phirse tv dekhne lagi
lekin kuchh der baad use bhi ajeeb lagne laga
isi liye woh utar gayi meri goad se
riya
saman nikaaliye na jeb se
main
tum aaram se baitho na
meri goad mein baithna jaruri hai
yeh sunke usne bura sa munh banaya
aur tv dekhne lagi
ab main soke utha tha
isi liye mujhe neend nahi aarahi thi
jab sab so gaye
toh main dabe paon daadi ke room mein pahunch gaya
lekin daadi apne room mein nahi thi
room ki light jal rahi thi
aur meri rama bua ka makhmali badan mere saamne tha
woh soyi hui thi
yeh bhosdi daadi gayi kahan
kahin phirse koi plan banane toh nahi gayi hai
main bahar nikalke
sabke ghar ka bahar waala room dekhne laga
aur aakhir mein mujhe sabki awaj sunayi dene lagi
main khidki se andar jhaanka
khidki bahut unchi thi
main uspe latak ke dekh raha tha
bade chacha
maa ab humein yeh sab nahi karna chahiye
kaaliya ne aaj jo mere liye kiya hai
woh koi nahi karta
main kaaliya ko apna beta maan chuka hoon
majhle chacha
usne suman ki izzat bachayi thi
ab woh bhi mera beta ban chuka hai
majhle foofa
meri beti ke liye toh woh thakur ke bete se bhi bhid gaya
apni jaan ki parwaah bhi nahi ki
main bhi ab use dukh nahi de sakta
lekin in sabke beech bada foofa tha
jo chup tha
daadi
aap kya kehte hain damad jee
kamlesh foofa ne ek baar daadi ko dekha
aur phir bola
aapki jo ichchha ho
woh Kijiye maa
daadi
toh phir theek hai
aaj se koi bhi kaaliya ya uske pariwar ka bura nahi sochega
ab se woh sab humare pariwar ka hissa hain
bahut khushi hui mujhe yeh sab sunke
uske baad sab apne apne ghar chale gaye
bada foofa ghar se nikalke kahin jaa raha tha
maine uska peechha kiya
woh haveli ke bahar ruk gaya
bahar khade aadmi se kuchh baat kiya
kuchh der baad bada foofa andar chala gaya
yeh madarchod thakur se milne kyun aaya hai
kamlesh ko ek room mein bithaya gaya
kuchh der baad room mein thakur aagaya
thakur
kaho kamlesh kaise aana hua
kamlesh
aapse ek jaruri baat karni hai thakur sahab
thakur
sun rahe hain hum
kamlesh
kalyani ne saara khel bigaad diya
thakur
poori baat batao
yu paheliya na bujhao
kamlesh
baat yeh hai
ki kalyani ab nahi chahti
ki kaaliya ki behno ko becha jaaye
thakur
yeh tum kya keh rahe ho
Kamlesh
sahi keh raha hoon
thakur
tumhein pata hai
un teeno ladkiyo ka sauda ho chuka hai
agar maine ek hafte ke andar un ladkiyo ko unke paas nahi bheja
toh woh yahan aajayenge
aur kaaliya ki behno ko utha ke le jaayenge
unhein jaldi ladkiya pasand nahi aati
lekin jab aati hai
toh unhein koi nahi bacha sakta
kamlesh
main jaanta hoon
isi liye main aapse ek sauda karna chahta hoon
thakur
kaisa sauda
kamlesh
kaaliya ke behen ke alawa
us ghar mein chaar ladkiya aur hain
do mere saale ke beti hai
aur do meri saali ki beti
aap kaaliya ki behno ke sath
un chaaro ko bhi bech dijiye
thakur
aur yeh hoga kaise
kamlesh
yeh hoga aise
ki main sabse kahunga
ki ek hafte baad meri bhatiji ki shaadi hai
aur sabko leke apne gaon nikal jaaunga
raaste mein aapke aadmi bus pe humla kar denge
saari ladkiyo ko utha lenge
aur phir baaki sabko maar denge
thakur
idea toh achcha hai
lekin abhi hum vyastha hain
humein us haramzaade ko dhudna hai
jisne humare chhote bete ko maarke adhmara kar diya
kamlesh
phir kya karein
thakur
chinta mat karo
pehle humein un chaaro ladkiyo ki photo laake do
hum unhein apne boss ke paas bhejenge
agar unhein pasand aagayi
toh theek hai
warna un chaaro ko hum apne bhaiya ke randikhane mein bhijwa denge
kamlesh
aur kaaliya ka kya
thakur
uske baap ko hum khaane pe apne pariwar ke sath khaane pe bulayenge
woh sab aayenge jarur
lekin jaa nahi paayenge
yeh sunke kamlesh khushi se uchhal pada
aur phir woh wapas chala gaya
main bhi apne ghar aagaya
madarchod foofa itna bada bhadwa niklega
mujhe pata nahi tha
behenchod
saale ruk tu randike
tujhe main batata hoon
haramipan kya hoti hai
aur uske baad main Anjali bua ke ghar mein ghusa
aur kamlesh ka phone chura liya
aur phir uske phone se uske saare rishtedaaro ko message kar diya
ki kamlesh ab is duniya mein nahi raha
aur phir main phone switch off karke
chhipa diya
phir aake main aangan mein so gaya....
