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Bahot behtareen zaberdast shaandaar update bhaiUPDATE 22
sabne jab apni gardan ghumayi
toh main wahan khada un sabko ghur raha tha
woh gori laundiya muskura rahi thi
jise dekh mera dil jal utha
uske sath ek aur ladka khada tha
woh mujhe dekhke serious ho gaya tha
kavya aur kavita bandhi hui thi
unke munh pe tape laga hua tha
main
jinko apni jaan pyari hai
yahan se nikal jaao
dobara nahi bolunga
yeh sunke baaki sab aadmi gori laundiya ko dekhne lage
sia
hmm tum sab jaao
warna maare hi jaaoge
yeh sunke baaki aadmi
jo thakur ke the
woh jaane lage
tabhi ek mere paas se gujra
main uske sar pe hath rakh diya
aur uski gardan ukhaad diya
baaki sab bhaag gaye
ab maine use is liye maara
kyunki usne meri kavya ke sath badtamizi ki thi
arun
naam kya hai tumhara
kaaliya
arun
asli naam
main
kaaliya hi hai
arun
oh
mera naam arun hai
ab suno tumhare paas jo
shaktiya hain
humare paas bhi hai
tumhein humari organization ko join karna hoga
agar nahi karte ho
toh tumhein hum maar denge
aur agar kar lete ho
toh aaj hi tumhein humare sath chalna hoga
main
jaayga mera lauda tumhare sath
bhosdike meri behno ko uthane ki himmat kaise ki
aur main palak jhapakte hi uske paas pahunch gaya
maara uske pet mein punch
lekin meri itni speed hone ke baad bhi
woh us jagah se hat gaya
aur meri in peeth mein kohni maar di
main udta hua deewaar se ja takraya
arun
gusse ko apni taaqat banao
kamzori nahi
main khada hua aur use dekhne laga
sia
dekho ladke kyun bewajah marna chahte ho
humare sath chal lo
warna jaan se jaaoge
main
teri maa chodu bhosdi
apne aapko jyada qaabil samajhti hai
ruk batata hoon tujhe
aur phir main uske paas pahunch gaya
lekin jaise hi main uske paas pahuncha
woh wahan se gayab ho gayi
uski speed bhi us ladke jitni hi thi
woh hansne lagi
sia
tum toh level one pe bhi nahi ho
yeh sunke mera dimaag kharab ho gaya
arun
kyun use provoke kar rahi ho
sia
tumhein toh pata hai
mujhe kitna maza aata hai
yeh bolke woh mere saamne pahunch gayi
main kuchh karta usse pehle hi usne mujhe punch maar diya
uska punch itna zordaar tha
ki mera jabda hil gaya
lekin mujhe punch maarne ke baad
usne mera hath pakad liya
aur mujhe phirse punch maari
ek do teen
woh ruk hi nahi rahi thi
ab maar khaate hue main uske jism ko dekh raha tha
kya maal thi
main
itna sa baal kisse chatwane ke liye chhod rakhkhi hai
Ab woh meri baat ka matlab samajh gayi thi
Aur uske vaar bhi ab jyada Dumdaar ho gaye
Woh gusse mein mujhe pele jaa rahi thi
ab aisa tha ki marne ke baad jab main zinda hota tha
toh mujhe dard mehsus nahi hota tha
haan toh main uski jhulti hui chuchiyo ko dekh raha tha
woh bas mujhe maare jaa rahi thi
jab woh thak gayi toh usne mujhe chhod diya
main zameen pe gid gaya
sia
yeh toh bada kamzor nikla
arun
sia
arun man mein
sia bhi ovèrcofident ho jaati hai
use pata hai
ki phoenix hum sab mein sabse jyada powerful hai
phir bhi woh soch rahi hai
ki woh jeet gayi
jahan tak mujhe pata hai
isko jitna peeta jaayega
yeh utna hi powerful hoga
aur jitna sia ne ise peeta hai
ab yeh utni hi speed aur strength ke sath siya ko dhoyega
sia
chalo ab iska kaam khatam karte hain
yeh sunke main sia ke pet mein punch maar diya
siya ke munh se khoon nikalne laga
uske baad main kahan ruka
uske chehre pe punch maarna shuru kiya main
ek ke baad ek punch
usne jitna mujhe maara tha
maine bhi use utna hi maara
aur phir ruk gaya
woh zameen pe gid gayi
aur khaansne lagi
uske chehra khoon se laal ho chuka tha
sia
madarchod mere chehre pe vaar kyu kiya tune
aur phir usne meri taraf dekha
aur phir uske munh se aag nikli
jisne mere poore jism ko jhulsa diya
aisa laga mera sharir bhatti mein jal raha ho
lekin kuchh der baad mera sharir jalna band ho gaya
aur mera sharir aag ko absorb karne laga
arun hum dono ko dekh raha tha
arun
sia stop it
sia ruk gayi
aur phir jab usne mujhe dekha
toh main jaisa ka taisa khada tha
bas mere kapde jal gaye the
matlab ab main nanga uske saamne khada tha
uski najar mere lund pe gayi
aur phir arun ke paas chali gayi
uske chehre ke chot bhi theek ho gaye the
sia
master ne sahi kaha tha
hum ise nahi hara sakte
arun
ab chalna chahiye humein
sia
haan chalte hain
main
kahan jaa rahi hai
abhi hisaab kahan hua hai
usne mujhe dekha
sia
matlab
main
matlab yeh meri jaan
tune mujhpe aag se vaar kiya
ab meri baari hai na
main apna hath un dono ki taraf kar diya
usne jitna aag mujhpe barsaya tha
utna hi aag mere hath se nikalke
football jaisa ban gaya
arun
dekho kaaliya hum sirf tumhein test kar rahe the
humara iraada nahi tha
tumhein ya tumhari behno ko kuchh karne ka
main
isi liye is saali ne mujhe car se. thok diya
agar main mar jaata toh
sia
idiot jaahil tum mar nahi sakte
main
agar mar jaata toh
sia
mare toh nahi na
main woh ball un dono ki taraf fenk diya
tabhi arun ne apna hath ball ki taraf kiya
aur use rokne ki koshish karne laga
lekin kuchh der mein ball ka shape badhne laga
dheere dheere woh aur bada hone laga
arun ab ball ko rok nahi paa raha tha
tabhi koi wahan aagayi
usne jaise hi us ball ko chhua
ball gayab ho gaya
aur arun zameen pe baitha haanf raha tha
behenchod kya maal thi woh
lekin usko main bina kapdo ke nahi dekh pa raha tha
kamal hai nahi
arun
teacher aap yahan
sia
aap toh London mein thi na
agar main wahan rehti
toh yahan tum dono ko bachane kaun aata
arun
lekin aap London se yahan itni jaldi kaise aagayi
baatein baad mein karein
aur phir woh mere paas aagayi
usne mere dono gaal ko pakda
aur meri aankhon mein dekhne lagi
kuchh der tak mujhe dekhne ke baad
usne mujhe chhod diya
mere jism pe kapde aagaye the
kaaliya
ab tu kaun hai
yeh sunke usne mere pet mein punch maara
meri saans hi ruk gayi
phir usne meri peeth mein punch maara
main aadha zameen mein dhans gaya
main tumhari teacher hoon
isi liye tum mujhse jab bhi baat karoge
poori tameez ke sath karoge
uske vaar ne meri gàand faadke rakh di thi
upar se use dekhke meri fat bhi rahi thi
kyunki sab mujhe nangi dikhti thi
lekin woh nahi dikhi
upar se sia ne mujhe jitna maara tha
toh thoda sa dard hua tha mujhe
lekin iske ek vaar ne
meri jaan meri gaand se nikaal di thi
kuchh keh rahi hoon main
main
sorry teacher
haan toh main keh rahi thi
ki main tumhari teacher hoon
aur ab main tumhein train karungi
main
aap se kuchh puchhna tha
puchho puchho
main
yeh mujhe har ladki har aurat bina kapdo ke kyun dikhti hain
control nahi hai tumhare andar
main
matlab
matlab yeh ki tum
control karna jab seekh jaaoge
toh yeh sab band ho jaayega
main
aap kyun nahi dikh rahi hain
tumhari teacher jo hoon
yeh sunke main apna sar khujane laga
uske baad woh kavya aur kavita ke paas gayi
aur phir un dono ke maathe apni ungli rakhkhi
dono ki aankhein band ho gayi
teacher
in dono ko ab kuchh bhi yaad nahi rahega
yahan jo bhi hua
kal se subah 5 baje jungle mein aajana
aur phir teacher arun aur sia dono gayab ho gayi
main dono ko khol diya
aur unke hosh mein aane ka wait karne laga
kuchh der baad dono hosh mein aagayi
aur phir main unhein leke ghar aagaya
woh dono apne ghar chali gayi
aur main apne ghar aagaya
priya didi ke hath mein danda tha
aur woh mujhe gusse mein dekh rahi thi
priya
idhar aa
main unke paas gaya
priya
kya kaha tha maine
main
school se seedha ghar aana
priya didi ne danda neeche fenk diya
priya
jab tu meri baat hi nahi maanta
toh kya faayda tujhse kuchh keh ke
jo karna hai kar
lekin ab mujhse baat karne ki koi jarurat nahi hai
yeh bolke woh room mein chali gayi
priya
kaha na mujhse baat karne ki jarurat nahi hai
phir kyun mere peeche aaraha hai
main
aaj maaf kar dijiye
aaj ke baad kabhi nahi karunga
woh tv dekhne lagi
main peeche se unke gale lag gaya
main
bas aaj maaf kar dijiye
dobara kabhi aisa nahi karunga
priya
chhod mujhe kya kar raha hai
main
pehle aap mujhe maaf karo
priya
bola na chhod mujhe
main
pehle maaf Kijiye
priya
chhod de na
kyun pareshan kar raha hai
ab mujhe is baat ka ehsas nahi tha
ki mera lund khada hai
aur woh didi ki kamar mein Chubh raha hai
priya
theek hai aaj maaf kar rahi hoon
lekin dobara nahi karungi
main
aap bahut achchi ho
aur main unke gaal chum liya
Supriya
kya baat hai aaj dono ek dusre pe bada pyar luta rahe ho
priya
aapko kyun jalan ho rahi hai
ab main jab Supriya didi ko dekha
toh dekhta reh gaya
kitni khubsurat dikh rahi thi woh aaj
Supriya
bahut maarungi
priya
kyun maarengi aap
mere kaali ko
Supriya
ise nahi bataya kya
priya
kya nahi bataya
main
kuchh bhi toh nahi
main minnat bhari najro se dekha
didi ko
Supriya
achcha sun jaake saman le aa
yeh le parchi sab ismein likha hua hai
unhone mujhe parchi diya
main hariya ki dukaan pe pahunch gaya
humesha ki tarah hariya gayab tha
kinjal bhabhi ko dekhke mera lauda khada ho gaya
main apna lauda masal diya
main
yeh sab saman nikaal dijiye bhabhi
main unhein parchi de diya
unhone parchi le liya
aur saman nikaalne lagi
tab tak main unke jism ko niharta raha
kuchh der mein woh jab saara saman nikaal li
toh unhone mujhe dekha
woh bhi samajh gayi ki main unhein dekh raha hoon
kinjal
kaaliya paise de
main kuchh nahi bola
tabhi unki najar ek jagah jaake theher gayi
behenchod yeh kab hua
iski maa ko chodu
woh kya hai
mera lund meri pant se bahar tha
aur main use sehla raha tha
mere lund ko dekhke kinjal bhabhi but ban gayi
tabhi mujhe ehsaas hua
ki behenchod koi aagaya
toh phirse chappal padegi
aur main apna lund andar kiya
main
bhabhi paise le lo
lekin kinjal bhabhi kahan kuchh sun rahi thi
main uske doodh ko pakadke sehla diya
woh hosh mein aayi
kinjal
kaaliya yeh kya badtamizi hai
main
paise le lo bhabhi
kinjal
laa de
yeh bhi line pe aane waali hai
aur main paise deke
saman leke ghar aagaya
main time dekha
toh abhi mere paas time tha
main Shraddha chachi ke paas chala gaya
haash chacha nahi the
gate megha ne khola tha
main megha ko dekhne laga
abe kya hai
kisi ko toh chhod de
bhosdike
megha
aise kya dekh rahe hain
andar aaiye na
kaun hai megha
chachi ki awaj aayi room se
megha
bhaiya aaye hain
megha
kuchh peene ko laaun
main
kya peelaogi
abhi toh tumhare paas hai hi nahi
megha
kya badbada rahe hain
main
mujhe kuchh nahi chahiye
tum bas isi tarah se mujhse pyar se baat kiya karo
achcha lagta hai mujhe
yeh sunke usne mujhe dekha
aur phir chali gayi
apne room mein
jaake gate band kar li
main bahar se gate lock kar diya
aur phir chachi ke room mein ghus gaya
chachi ka gadraya hua jism dekhke mera lund jhatka khaane laga
Shraddha
ab kaise ho kaaliya
main
mujhe kya hua hai
Shraddha
woh kajal bata rahi thi
ki tumhein sar mein chot lag gayi hai
main
haan ab theek hoon
aur main chachi ke paas baith gaya
unke jism ko niharne laga
Shraddha chachi
aise kya dekh rahe ho kaaliya
main
dekh raha hoon
meri boorchodi chachi kitni khubsurat hai
ab maine jo bola tha
uske baad mujhe chappal padti
ya phir chachi ki boor milti.....
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