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"Yunhi tukka maar rahe honge... wo toh ye bhi kah rahe the ki aapko pata hai ki kisne maara hai Tarun ko..." Maine kaha....
"haan.. ho bhi sakta hai...!" Meenu ne lambi saans lekar kaha...
"Fir.. tum kal unko fone karogi kya.. didi?" Pinky ne poochha... Meenu ne koyi jawab nahi diya.. Pinky ne fir kaha," bolo na didi..?"
"Pata nahi.. meri toh khud samajh mein nahi aa raha ki kya karoon...?" Meenu ne kaha....
"Agar karo toh unke sath baithkar kahin mat jana didi... maine dekha tha.. wo baar baar aapko buri najar se dekh rahe the.." Pinky ne bhola sa chehra banakar kaha...
Meenu ne uski iss baat ka bhi koyi jawab nahi diya.. 'ladke toh sabhi aise hote hain.. unki toh najar hi buri hoti hai.. for Inspector toh uss'se 4-5 saal hi bada tha...' .... Meenu mann hi mann sochti rahi....
Agle din hum dono taiyaar hokar school jane ke liye unke ghar se nikal liye.. Meenu toh tab tak uthi bhi nahi thi.. Main uss'se baat karna chahti thi.. par chachi ne mana kar diya. Chachi ne bataya ki wo raat bhar soyi nahi hai.
Hum gaanv se nikle hi the ki Sandeep hamein paidal hi jata dikhayi diya.. wo akela hi tha.. hamein aata dekh kar wah ruk gaya..
"Hello!" Sandeep ne pahle Pinky aur fir mujhe dekh kar kaha..
"Hi.." Jawab sirf maine diya.. Pinky kuchh der chup rahne ke baad jhijhakte huye boli..," Kuchh pata chala.. Tarun ke baare mein...?"
Sandeep ke chehre par udaasi si chha gayi," Pata nahi.. Par Manisha kah rahi thi ki usne raat ko ladayi si ki aawajein suni thi.. choupal mein!"
"Koun Manisha? wahi kya jo tracter chalati hai.. aur motorcycle bhi?" Pinky ne Sandeep ki aur dekh kar poochha...
"Haan.. aur kya kare bechari !.. na toh uska koyi bhai hai.. aur na hi 'maa' ... baap sharaab peekar pada rahta hai 24 ghante.. wahi toh sambhal rahi hai ghar ko.." Sandeep ne Pinky ki baat par pratikriya di...
"Par usne kaise suni?" Maine poochha...
"Arey.. uska ghar choupal ke sath lagta hua hi toh hai...!" Sandeep bola...
"Haan.. wo toh mujhe pata hai.. par itni raat ko.. wo jaag rahi thi kya?" Maine yunhi baat karne ke liye baat ko aage badha diya.. Sandeep se baat karte huye mujhe bahut achchha lag raha tha....
"Wo toh kah rahi hai ki usne 9:00 baje ke aaspaas aawajein suni thi... 'wo' bhainson ko chara daalne ke liye ghar ke bahar baramade mein aayi thi... Tabhi usko choupal se kuchh bahas hone ki aawajein aayi.. Usne apni deewar se jhank kar dekhne ki koshish ki par andhere ki wajah se kuchh dikhayi nahi diya... Fir wo ye soch kar wapas chali gayi ki 'nashedi' (nasha karne wale) aakar baith gaye honge...
Maine ghabrakar poochha," Usne... kisko batayi hai ye baat?"
"Tarun ke gharwaalon ko.. aur uss 'chhokre' se inspector ko bhi... kyun?" Sandeep ne batane ke baad sawaal kiya....
"Nahi.. kuchh nahi..." Mera dil baith gaya.. Inspector ne ye ' 9:00 baje wali baat ka jikar hamare paas kyun nahi kiya.. maine toh usko ye bataya tha ki Tarun 11:00 baje tak hamare paas hi tha.." Mere mann mein anjana sa darr baithta chala gaya..
"Arey haan.. wo.. Shikha tumhe bula rahi thi.. kayi din pahle kaha tha.. mujhe yaad hi nahi raha..." Sandeep ne kaha...
"Kisko?" Maine poochha.. Pinky kuchh bol hi nahi rahi thi...
"Tum dono hi aa jana.. kya dikkat hai?" wah muskurate huye bola...
"Theek hai.. hum dono aa jayenge...!" Maine usko jawab dekar Pinky ka hath pakad kar kheencha," Kya ho gaya Pinky?"
"Kuchh nahi.." Usne sirf itna hi kaha.. shayad uske mann mein bhi wahi udhedbun chal rahi thi.. jo mere mann mein thi....
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School mein jate hi mujhe Principal madam ne ek taraf bula kar poochha..," Tumhare gaanv mein kisi ladke ka murder ho gaya na?"
"Ji.. Tarun ka! " Maine sir jhukaye huye hi jawab diya...
"Ye.. wahi ladka tha na.. jo.. parson yahan aa gaya tha..?" Madam bolte huyi beech mein ek baar jhijhki....
"Ji!" Maine yunhi udasi bhari 'hami' bhari....
"Oh my God! Mujhe bhi wahi lag raha tha.. aaj newspapaer mein uski photo aayi huyi thi.. ye sab kaise hua?" Madam ne poochha.....
"Pata nahi madam!" Maine neerasta se jawaab diya...
"Hummm... kisi ko batana mat... uss din wo ladke fir wapas aaye the.. 'Sir' ke sath kuchh baat karke gaye the akele mein... shayad inke beech 'compromise' hua tha kuchh... dusre ladke se poochhna!"
"Ji.. uss'se main baat nahi karti madam.. sirf shakl se hi jaanti hoon..." Maine kaha..
"Chalo koyi baat nahi... mujhe toh badi daya aa rahi hai.. bechare ki.. 'inn' Sir ki bhi bahut political approach hai.. kitne toh sharaab ke theke chalte hain inke..... Kahin....." wah kuchh der chup rahi,"... par tum iss baat ka jikar mat karna kahin bhi.. tumhari baat bhi saamne aa jayegi nahi toh! .... samajh gayi na....?" Madam ne fusfusate huye mere kaano mein baat daal di....
"ji.. madam.." Maine kaha aur Pinky ke paas aa gayi...
"Kya kah rahi thi madam?" Pinky ne uske paas jate hi mujhse poochha....
"Chhod.. baad mein bataaungi.. pahle paper de le...!" Mujhe usko iss waqt bewajah ki tention dena achchha nahi laga...
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Khair.. hamara paper achchha ho gaya.. agle din chhutti thi.. wapas aate huye bhi hum Sandeep ke sath hi aaye the... Wah Pinky ke ghar ke kareeb tak hamare sath aaya...
Ghar jate hi humne dekha.. Meenu neeche akeli hi baithi thi...
"Kya hua? Gayi nahi kya aaj bhi?" Pinky ne poochha...
"Nahi...!" Meenu ne mara hua sa jawab diya....
"Fir.. wo inspector yahin aa gaya toh?" Maine bhari mann se kaha.....
"Main kya karoon? meri toh kuchh samajh mein hi nahi aa raha.. mujhe darr lag raha hai.. usko phone kaise karoongi main? wo toh.. wo toh mujhe college se le jane ki baat kar raha tha.. main akeli bhala..." Meenu pareshan si hokar bol rahi thi...
"Kal chal padna didi.. kal hamari chhutti hai.. main bhi aapke sath chal padoongi..!" Pinky ne usko sahara sa dene ki koshish ki...
"nahi.. mummy papa kaise maanenge? koyi bahana bhi nahi hai.. Aey Anju! tu chal pad na mere sath... plz!" Meenu ne kuchh sochkar kaha," Main chacha chachi ko bol ke dekh loongi...!"
"Par.. par main kya karoongi didi..?" Maine achkacha kar kaha...
"Dekh le yaar.. tere sath mujhe bhi thodi himmat mil jayegi.. hum dono ko dekh kar toh wo bhi..." Meenu ne yachna bhari nigaahon se meri aur dekha...
"Theek hai.. par.. papa se poochhna padega.. 'wo' mana kar sakte hain.. aur fir bahana toh wahan bhi banana padega kuchh.." Maine 'apni' taraf se haan kahte huye bola...
"Chal.. main abhi tere sath ghar chalti hoon... main mana loongi unko.. kisi bhi tarah..!" Meenu thode utsaah ke sath boli...
"Par.. abhi toh hamein ek baar Sikha ke ghar jana hai.. wo bula rahi thi hamein.. pata nahi kya baat hai?" Pinky beech mein hi bol padi... main toh bhool hi gayi thi..
"Theek hai.. tum tab tak wahan ho aao.. main chachi ke paas ja rahi hoon.. chacha ne abhi pi toh nahi rakhi hogi na?" Meenu mujhse poochhne lagi...
"Nahi.. abhi toh shuru nahi ki hogi.. aap abhi chali jao.. par mera naam mat lena ki mujhe jana hai.. papa mana kar denge.." Maine usko papa ke mere baare mein vicharon se awgat karaya...
"Theek hai.. main abhi ja kar aati hoon.. tum bhi mil aao Shikha se.." Meenu ne kaha aur bahar chali gayi.. hum bhi chachi ko bolkar Sandeep ke ghar ki aur chal pade....
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Hum Sikha ke ghar mein upar chadh hi rahe the ki neeche se Sandeep ka bada bhai 'Dholu' aa gaya.. Mujhe uske asli naam ka nahi pata.. Gaanv mein sab usko 'Dholu' hi kahte hain.... Hamare mud kar dekhte hi wah muskurakar bola..," aao.. aao.. aaj kaise darshan de diye deviyo!"
"Shikha hai bhaiya?" Pinky ne seedhiyon mein hi khade hokar poochha....
"Upar toh chalo... yahin se wapas jaaogi kya?" Usne hanste huye kaha aur hamare paas aakar 'mere' kandhe par hath rakh liya..
Ham aise hi upar aa gaye.. usne mere kandhe se apna hath nahi hataya... Mere shareer mein gad rahi Uski ungaliyon ka dabaav mujhe kuchh 'dusri' hi tarah ka mahsoos huaa... Unki chhuan mere School ke teachers ki ungaliyon ki tarah thi.. jo mouka milte hi mere badan par yahan wahan 'apne' hath saaf karna nahi bhoolte the.....
"Bhabhi ji kahan hain..?" Maine kasmasa kar unki patni ke baare mein poochha..
Dholu ne apna hath hata liya..," Wo... wo toh mayke gayi hai apne... 2-4 din mein aayegi....
"Aur Shikha...?" Pinky ne poochha...
"Wo sab Tarun ke ghar gaye huye hain... bus aate hi honge.. baitho...!" Dholu ki najrein lagatar meri uthti baithti chhatiyon par gadi huyi thi.. Shirt mein unki kasawat bahar se hi saaf nazar aa rahi thi...," tab tak TV dekh lo..!" Usne TV chalaya aur dusre kamre mein chala gaya...
Kareeb 2-4 hi minute huye honge.. Dholu ne mujhe dusre kamre se aawaj di," Idhar aana, Anju! ek baar!"
Maine Pinky ki taraf dekha.. wah yunhi hulke se muskura di.. Maine khadi hokar kaha,"Shayad mujhe bula raha hai.. main abhi aayi..!"
"Theek hai.."Pinky ne jawab diya aur fir TV ki aur dekhne lagi.. Main bahar nikal kar dusre kamre ke darwaje par jakar khadi ho gayi..aur badi sharaafat se poochha,"Kya?"
"Ohho.. andar toh aao!" Hath mein revolver liye uski nali mein foonk maarta hua wah bola... Main ajeeb si najron se dekhti huyi uske mano bhavon ko padhne ki koshish karte huye uske paas jakar khadi ho gayi.. Gaanv mein sabko pata tha ki wah aise hi ulte seedhe kaam karta rahta hai.. isiliye uske hath mein revolver dekh kar mujhe hairani nahi huyi.....,"Haan?"
"Tu toh poori jawaan ho gayi hai Anju! maine toh tujhe saal bhar baad dekha hai.." Usne mere paas jane ke baad revolver ek taraf rakh di aur aankhon hi aankhon mein meri chhatiyon ka bhar sa tolne laga....
Maine laja kar najrein jhuka li.. Meenu didi theek hi kahti thi.. aadmi toh sare hi 'kutte' hote hain.. ladki ko toh bus jawaan hone ki der hoti hai..
"Ha ha ha.. sharma gayi... hai na?" Usne mera hath pakad liya...
"Kkya kah rahe the aap?" Maine achkacha kar poochha.. Pinky ke wahan hone ka asar mere jawaab par saaf dikhayi de raha tha.. main dari huyi si thi...
"Pahle toh ye bata.. parche (Exams) kaise ja rahe hain tere...?" Wah ab bhi mere ek hath ko pakde huye tha...
"Theek ja rahe hain.. abhi tak!" Maine hadbadahat mein jawab diya.. Meri kalayi par uske hath ki pakad majboot hoti ja rahi thi...
"Shabaash! koyi locha ho toh batana.. kisi baat ki fikar mat kiya kar.. mast raha kar.. kisi se ghabrane ki koyi jarurat nahi hai.. koyi chhede chhude toh bus ek baar naam bata dena... Samajh gayi na!" Usne bolte huye revolver utha kar mujhe dikhayi aur wapas takiye ke neeche rakh di... Mujhe pahli baar laga ki shayad usne pi rakhi hai...
Maine apna sir hila diya.. par bol nahi payi...
"He he he.. Sharmate huye toh tu aur bhi gajab ki lagti hai.. kya jawani di hai ram ne tujhe! Suna tha tere baare mein ladkon se.. par vishvas nahi tha ki tu sach mein itna mast maal ban gayi hogi...." Bolte bolte usne mera dusra hath bhi pakad kar apni taraf kheench liya.. Mere apne mann mein Pinky ke idhar aa jane ke darr ko chhod kar koyi aur darr nahi tha...
Uske mujhe apni taraf kheenchte hi main khinchti chali gayi... Bed par baithe huye Dholu ka ghutna mere ghutno ke beech aa fansa.. na chahte huye bhi mujhe apni jaanghein khol deni padi.. aur mere gaal sharm se laal ho gaye...
"Kuchh toh bol Anju! kya iraada hai? Mujhe bhi baki ladkon ki tarah tadpayegi kya?" Dholu mujhe dheere dheere aur bhi jyada apne paas kheenchna ja raha tha.. par wah shayad isi koshish mein tha ki main bhi kuchh pahal karoon.. isiliye wo poora jor nahi laga raha hoga...
Main kuchh na boli.. ghabra kar apna chehra ghumaya aur darwaje ki aur dekhne lagi...
"thode din pahle tere bag mein tujhe ek love letter mila hoga.. mila tha na.." Usne ek hath se mera hath chhod kar mera chehra apni aur ghuma liya.. main turant neeche dekhne lagi... kuchh bol nahi payi...
"Bol na! Mila tha na letter?" Usne dobara poochha.. toh maine 'haan' mein sir hila diya...
"Wo apna khas chela hai.. ek no. ka bachcha hai.. bahut naam kamayega.. he he he.. naam bataaun uska?" Dholu ne mere skirt ka saamne wala nichla sira pakad kar apne hath mein le liya...
Main kuchh nahi bol payi.. uski inn chhoti chhoti harkaton se mere badan mein waasna ka toofan sa uthne laga tha....
"Bol na.. naam bata doon kya?" Dholu meri skirt ke kapde ko dheere dheere apni hatheli mein lapet'ta ja raha tha..
"Pinky aa jayegi.." Maine uski aankhon mein dekh kar apne darr ki wajah batayi...
"Chal pagal.. mere hote huye bhi darti hai.. Sun! Sheelu hai 'wo' .. teri jawani par bahut marta hai.. usi ne mujhe bola tha.. Sandeep se tere liye ek dhansu sa garma garam 'love letter' likhwane ko.. Mast likha hua tha na?" Dholu ki iss baat ne toh mera dil buri tarah dhadka diya....
"Kyaaaaa? Sandeee....." Maine lagbhag uchhalte huye apni pratikriya di....
"Haan.. par ye baat Sandeep se mat poochhna.. usne Sheelu se kasam li hai ki 'wo' kisi ko nahi batayega.. Samajh gayi na..." Mujhe ahsaas bhi nahi hua ki kab usne meri skirt ko aage se poora lapet liya.. jaise hi meri 'kachchhi' ke kinaron par uski ungaliyon ka ahsaas hua.. maine ghabrakar el baar jhuk kar apni nangi ho chuki jaanghon; ek baar bahar darwaje ki aur; aur fir kasmasate huye uski aankhon mein dekha....
"Nahi bolegi na kisi ko bhi.. ye andar ki baatein hoti hain pagal.. aisi baatein bahar nahi batate.... nahi batayegi na tu.." Dholu ne apna ghutna meri taangon ke beech se nikala aur mujhe poore jor se apni aur kheench liya.. uska chehra meri chhatiyon se aakar takraya.. Sharaab ki gandh mere nathunon mein sama gayi.. uska ek hath mere hath ko pakde huye apne ling par tha.. Meri halat kharaab ho gayi...
Meri saanson ko tej hote dekh wah utsahit sa hokar bola,"Bol na meri Rani.. kisi ko kuchh nahi batayegi na..!"
"Nahi!" Maine apne sir ko hulka sa hila kar apna jawab diya.. aur baglein jhankne lagi...
"De degi na Sheelu ko.. tera deewana hai wo.. madarchod pagal sa ho gaya hai.. jab se tune school jana band kiya hai.. meri maan le.. de degi na usko?" Dholu ne kahte huye mere hath ko apne hath ke neeche lekar apne ling par daba diya..
'Wo' pal toh main jindagi bhar nahi bhool sakti.. Uske bina kahe hi maine apni ungaliyon ka ghera bana kar uske 'ling' ko kaskar apni mutthi mein pakad liya aur sisakte huye boli," aaaah... haaaan.. de doongi... par kahan doon..?"
"Haye meri jaan.. teri mutthi kitni garam hai.. teri choot kaisi hogi saaaliiiiii.." Wah pagla sa gaya.. meri skirt ko upar utha kar usne hath ko aage kachchhi mein fansa kar neeche sarka diya..," Oh teri maa ka louda.... aisi gouri aur chikni choot toh maine jindagi bhar nahi dekhi.. ye toh abhi se tapak rahi hai..."
Dholu ne ek ungali meri yoni ki faankon mein ghumayi aur usko bahar nikal kar meri aur apni aankhon ke saamne karke aise khush hua mano madhu makkhiyon ke chhatte se shahad nikal laya ho... ," Teri choot toh main loonga... chhod saale behan ke loude ko.. 'uss' piddi ki aulaad ko iss maal ki kya kadar hogi.. 'wo' bhi sala teri aur dekhega toh uski gaand mein goli maar doonga seedhi.... tu toh ek number ka samaan hai.. bol kab degi mujhe?"
Uski baaton aur harkaton se main bhi pagal si ho chuki thi.. mujhe 'waise' bhi iss baat se koyi farq nahi padna tha ki meri jawani se 'wo' behan ka louda khele ye 'ye' behan ka louda... Par main itni madhosh ho chuki thi ki baat ka jawaab dena hi bhool gayi...
"Bol na meri rangeeli chhamiya.. ab main teri choot mare bina nahi maanoonga.. degi na mujhe.. legi na mera louda apni choot mein..?" wah mera hath chhod kar dono hathon ko skirt mein pichhe le jakar mere nitambon ko buri tarah masalta hua bola.....
"aaaaaaaahhhh!" Main sisakte huye boli," Par kahan loooooon.." Meri aankhein band ho gayi.. main sab kuchh bhool chuki thi....
"Yahin le le rani.. abhi le le..." Usne jakar darwaja band kiya aur wapas aakar baithte hi apni pant ki zip khol kar apna fanfanata hua ling bahar nikal liya...
Main darr gayi..," Nahi.. abhi nahi.. Pinky hai yahan..!"
"Arrrrrrreeeeyyyy.." Usne meri ek na suni aur mujhe uthakar apni god mein baithate huye meri taangon ko apni kamar ke dono aur pichhe nikal diya...," wo toh TV dekh rahi hai... bus do minute ki baat hai.. ek baar toh yahin ghuswa kar dekh le.. teri choot ko bhi mere loude ka chaska lag jayega.."
Usne kahte hi meri kachchhi mere ghutno tak neeche sarka di aur mere ghutno ko mod kar mujhe aur aage sarkate huye apne ling par baitha liya.. uska ling mere nitambon ki daraar ke beechon beench fansa khada tha.. aur meri yoni ki faankein uski motayi ke anuroop fail kar uss par tiki huyi thi..
Apne ling ko mere yoni ke chhed par tikane ke liye usne mujhe upar uksaya hi tha ki tabhi darwaja khula.. Mere kaano mein 'sorry bhai' bolne ki aawaj aayi aur darwaja fir se band ho gaya.....
Hadbada kar usne mujhe chhod diya.. aawaj Sandeep ki thi.. Main khadi hokar apni kachchhi ko upar sarkate huye rone lagi..," Tumne darwaja band kyun nahi kiya.."
"Iski maa ki choot.. iss darwaje par andar kundi nahi hai.. par tu chinta kyun kar rahi hai.. kuchh nahi hoga... " Dholu apni pant ki zip band karta hua bola...
"Sandeep ne dekh liya..." main roti huyi boli....
"Tu ro kyun rahi hai meri rani.. main tera yaar hoon.. aur wo mera bhai.. kya hua jo usne dekh liya toh.. ye bata.. kab aayegi mere paas..?"
Main kuchh nahi boli.. khadi khadi subakti rahi...
"Mobile hai tere paas?" Dholu ne mera hath wapas pakad liya.. Main 'na' mein sir hilate huye apne aansoo pounchhne lagi....
"Dekh.. tere yaar ke paas teen mobile hain.. jo marji le ja.. bus mere naam ke alawa koyi bhi fone aaye toh uthana mat.. tere paas jab bhi mouka ho.. mujhe fone karke bula lena.. ya main bula loonga.. le le.. koyi bhi ek fone utha le..." Usne apne teeno mobile mere aage rakh diye...
"Nahi.. main fone nahi rakh sakti.. ghar mein pata chal jayega kisi ko.." Maine inkaar mein apna sir hilate huye kaha...
"Arey.. vibration kar doonga meri rani.. apni chhatiyon mein chhupa kar rakhna.. jab bhi mera fone aayega.. teri chhatiyon mein gudgudi si hogi... kisi ko pata nahi chalega Rani.. le le..." Usne apne aap hi ek mobile ko settings change karke meri skirt ki jeb mein daal diya," ja ab.. chinta mat karna kisi bhi baat ki... aur haan.. Shikha aaj hi mama ke ghar chali gayi hai.. 2-3 din baad aayegi toh main fone karke bata doonga..... ab tum aaram se ghar jao.. chinta nahi karna.. kisi bhi baat ki.. main hoon na... tera yaar!"
Maine apni jeb mein hath maar kar mobile ke karan ubhar si gayi skirt ko theek kiya aur bina koyi jawab diye darwaja kholkar bahar nikal gayi..
Sandeep Pinky ke sath dusre kamre mein chupchap baitha tha.. par main uski taraf dekh nahi payi..," Chalein... Pinky!"
"Haan.. ek minute.." Pinky ne khade hokar mujhse kaha aur Sandeep ki aur palat gayi..," Parson tak aa jayegi na Shikha?"
"Main.. bata doonga.." Mujhe Sandeep ki aawaj aayi.. main pahle hi bahar ki aur apna chehra ghuma chuki thi.. Pinky ke bahar aate hi hum seedhiyon se neeche utar gaye...
"Kya kah raha tha Dholu?" Gali mein aate hi Pinky ne mujhse poochha...
"aaa.. haaan.. kuchh nahi.. bus..." Main uska sawaal sunkar hadbada gayi...
"Toh fir 10 minute se uske paas kya kar rahi thi...? Achchha ladka nahi hai wo.. iske ghar waale bhi iss'se kaam dhandhon se pareshan rahte hain... tujhe jyada der uske paas nahi rukna chahiye tha..." Pinky ne mujhe hidayat si dete huye kaha....
"haan.. mujhe pata hai.. par main kya karti.. idher udhar ki baatein karta raha.. parche kaise chal rahe hain.. koyi dikkat toh nahi hai.. wagairah wagairah.. iske paas toh revolver bhi hai.. mujhe dikha raha tha.. bol raha tha ki koyi problem ho toh bata dena..." Main apne aap ko bachate huye baatein batane lagi...
"Chal chhod.. hum didi ko wo baat toh batana bhool hi gaye.. Manisha wali.." Maine beech mein hi ruk kar usko bataya....
"Arrey Haan!.." Pinky ne jawaab diya..," Chal.. jaldi ghar chal...
Hum ghar pahunche toh Meenu wapas aa chuki thi.. ghar ke andar jate hi wo mujhe kahne lagi..," Chacha maan gaye.. kal tu mere sath hi chalna..!"
Maine uski baat par hulki si pratikriya dete huye kaha..," haan.. par ek baat galat ho gayi didi!"
"Kya?" Meenu ne chintit hote huye poochha...
"Wo.. humne kal inspector ko ye kaha tha na ki Tarun Parson yahan se 11 baje gaya hai......" Mujhe Meenu ne beech mein hi rok diya..," ek minute.. Pinky.. mummy papa Tarun ke ghar gaye hain.. tu chay bana la bhag kar...!"
"Kya didi? mujhe hamesha apne paas se utha kar bhaga dete ho.. mujhe sab pata hai.. jo ye aapko batayegi..." Pinky ne apna munh chadha kar kaha....
"Wo baat nahi hai pagal.. sach mein chay ka dil kar raha hai.. jab tak Anju baat bata rahi hai.. tu bhag kar chay bana la.. pls!" Meenu ne yaachna si karte huye kaha...
"Theek hai..!" Pinky ne munh latkaya aur upar chali gayi....
"Tu pahle ek baat bata Anju! Kal agar wo inspector kuchh ulta seedha bolne laga toh..?" Meenu ne Pinky ke jate hi mujhse kaha....
"Kya matlab didi? main samjhi nahi" Maine kaha...
"Wo.. mera kahne ka matlab hai ki uske paas wo 'letters' hain.. agar wo bhi mujhe blackmail karne laga toh..?" Meenu ne udaas hokar kaha...
"Toh..." Main chupchap uske chehre ko yunhi dekhti rahi..," Main kya bataaun didi?"
"Chal chhod.. kal hi pata lagega.. uske mann mein kya hai.. tu kya bata rahi thi..." Meenu wapas meri baat par aakar boli...
" Wo.. Mainsha hai na.. Tractor wali....!" Maine kaha...
"Haan.. kya hua ?"
"Usne parson raat 9:00 baje ke aaspaas choupal mein ladayi ki aawaj suni thi.. usne shayad inspector ko bhi bata di....!" Maine kaha...
"Toh ismein....!" Meenu bolte bolte achanak ruki aur baat samajh mein aate hi uski tone badal gayi," Hey bhagwan.. kab batayi usne inspector ko ye baat?"
"Shayad yahan aane se pahle hi usko pata chal gaya hoga.. tabhi toh mujhe dobara theek se soch kar batane ko bol raha tha...!" Maine Meenu ki tarah hi mara sa munh bana kar kaha....
"Ohh.. iss'se toh hamari jhooth pakdi jayegi... iss baat par toh hum ad bhi sakte hain.. par agar Tarun ko kisi ne gyarah baje se pahle hi maar diya hoga toh hum jaroor jhoothe ho jayenge... postmortom report mein toh sab kuchh aa jayega... fir hum kya kahenge...." Meenu rone ko ho gayi....
"Ek baat kahoon didi.. bura na maano toh.." Mere dimaag mein kuchh aaya tha....
"Haan.. bol.. ab iss'se bura kya hoga mere sath..!" Meenu poori tarah hatash ho chuki thi...
"Wo.. main ye kah rahi hoon ki Usko letters toh mil hi chuke hain... aap usko sab sach sach kyun nahi bata dete.. ki wo aapko blackmail kar raha tha... unn letters ke liye.... fir hum ye bhi bol denge ki humne isi baat ko chhipane ke liye jhooth bola tha..." Maine kaha....
Meenu kuchh der tak chupchap baithi sochti rahi... usne meri baat par koyi pratikriya nahi di..," Par wo toh pichhe pada hai ki mujhe kaatil ke baare mein pata hai.. main katil kahan se lakar doon usko...."
Tabhi Pinky chay lekar aa gayi," Fans gaye na hum didi?" Usne aate hi poochha...
"Kyun..? kyun dara rahi hai...?" Meenu ne hadbada kar kaha..
"Nahi.. wo 11 baje wali baat toh inspector ko pata lag gayi na.. ki humne jhooth bola tha...!"
"haan.. ho bhi sakta hai...!" Meenu ne lambi saans lekar kaha...
"Fir.. tum kal unko fone karogi kya.. didi?" Pinky ne poochha... Meenu ne koyi jawab nahi diya.. Pinky ne fir kaha," bolo na didi..?"
"Pata nahi.. meri toh khud samajh mein nahi aa raha ki kya karoon...?" Meenu ne kaha....
"Agar karo toh unke sath baithkar kahin mat jana didi... maine dekha tha.. wo baar baar aapko buri najar se dekh rahe the.." Pinky ne bhola sa chehra banakar kaha...
Meenu ne uski iss baat ka bhi koyi jawab nahi diya.. 'ladke toh sabhi aise hote hain.. unki toh najar hi buri hoti hai.. for Inspector toh uss'se 4-5 saal hi bada tha...' .... Meenu mann hi mann sochti rahi....
Agle din hum dono taiyaar hokar school jane ke liye unke ghar se nikal liye.. Meenu toh tab tak uthi bhi nahi thi.. Main uss'se baat karna chahti thi.. par chachi ne mana kar diya. Chachi ne bataya ki wo raat bhar soyi nahi hai.
Hum gaanv se nikle hi the ki Sandeep hamein paidal hi jata dikhayi diya.. wo akela hi tha.. hamein aata dekh kar wah ruk gaya..
"Hello!" Sandeep ne pahle Pinky aur fir mujhe dekh kar kaha..
"Hi.." Jawab sirf maine diya.. Pinky kuchh der chup rahne ke baad jhijhakte huye boli..," Kuchh pata chala.. Tarun ke baare mein...?"
Sandeep ke chehre par udaasi si chha gayi," Pata nahi.. Par Manisha kah rahi thi ki usne raat ko ladayi si ki aawajein suni thi.. choupal mein!"
"Koun Manisha? wahi kya jo tracter chalati hai.. aur motorcycle bhi?" Pinky ne Sandeep ki aur dekh kar poochha...
"Haan.. aur kya kare bechari !.. na toh uska koyi bhai hai.. aur na hi 'maa' ... baap sharaab peekar pada rahta hai 24 ghante.. wahi toh sambhal rahi hai ghar ko.." Sandeep ne Pinky ki baat par pratikriya di...
"Par usne kaise suni?" Maine poochha...
"Arey.. uska ghar choupal ke sath lagta hua hi toh hai...!" Sandeep bola...
"Haan.. wo toh mujhe pata hai.. par itni raat ko.. wo jaag rahi thi kya?" Maine yunhi baat karne ke liye baat ko aage badha diya.. Sandeep se baat karte huye mujhe bahut achchha lag raha tha....
"Wo toh kah rahi hai ki usne 9:00 baje ke aaspaas aawajein suni thi... 'wo' bhainson ko chara daalne ke liye ghar ke bahar baramade mein aayi thi... Tabhi usko choupal se kuchh bahas hone ki aawajein aayi.. Usne apni deewar se jhank kar dekhne ki koshish ki par andhere ki wajah se kuchh dikhayi nahi diya... Fir wo ye soch kar wapas chali gayi ki 'nashedi' (nasha karne wale) aakar baith gaye honge...
Maine ghabrakar poochha," Usne... kisko batayi hai ye baat?"
"Tarun ke gharwaalon ko.. aur uss 'chhokre' se inspector ko bhi... kyun?" Sandeep ne batane ke baad sawaal kiya....
"Nahi.. kuchh nahi..." Mera dil baith gaya.. Inspector ne ye ' 9:00 baje wali baat ka jikar hamare paas kyun nahi kiya.. maine toh usko ye bataya tha ki Tarun 11:00 baje tak hamare paas hi tha.." Mere mann mein anjana sa darr baithta chala gaya..
"Arey haan.. wo.. Shikha tumhe bula rahi thi.. kayi din pahle kaha tha.. mujhe yaad hi nahi raha..." Sandeep ne kaha...
"Kisko?" Maine poochha.. Pinky kuchh bol hi nahi rahi thi...
"Tum dono hi aa jana.. kya dikkat hai?" wah muskurate huye bola...
"Theek hai.. hum dono aa jayenge...!" Maine usko jawab dekar Pinky ka hath pakad kar kheencha," Kya ho gaya Pinky?"
"Kuchh nahi.." Usne sirf itna hi kaha.. shayad uske mann mein bhi wahi udhedbun chal rahi thi.. jo mere mann mein thi....
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School mein jate hi mujhe Principal madam ne ek taraf bula kar poochha..," Tumhare gaanv mein kisi ladke ka murder ho gaya na?"
"Ji.. Tarun ka! " Maine sir jhukaye huye hi jawab diya...
"Ye.. wahi ladka tha na.. jo.. parson yahan aa gaya tha..?" Madam bolte huyi beech mein ek baar jhijhki....
"Ji!" Maine yunhi udasi bhari 'hami' bhari....
"Oh my God! Mujhe bhi wahi lag raha tha.. aaj newspapaer mein uski photo aayi huyi thi.. ye sab kaise hua?" Madam ne poochha.....
"Pata nahi madam!" Maine neerasta se jawaab diya...
"Hummm... kisi ko batana mat... uss din wo ladke fir wapas aaye the.. 'Sir' ke sath kuchh baat karke gaye the akele mein... shayad inke beech 'compromise' hua tha kuchh... dusre ladke se poochhna!"
"Ji.. uss'se main baat nahi karti madam.. sirf shakl se hi jaanti hoon..." Maine kaha..
"Chalo koyi baat nahi... mujhe toh badi daya aa rahi hai.. bechare ki.. 'inn' Sir ki bhi bahut political approach hai.. kitne toh sharaab ke theke chalte hain inke..... Kahin....." wah kuchh der chup rahi,"... par tum iss baat ka jikar mat karna kahin bhi.. tumhari baat bhi saamne aa jayegi nahi toh! .... samajh gayi na....?" Madam ne fusfusate huye mere kaano mein baat daal di....
"ji.. madam.." Maine kaha aur Pinky ke paas aa gayi...
"Kya kah rahi thi madam?" Pinky ne uske paas jate hi mujhse poochha....
"Chhod.. baad mein bataaungi.. pahle paper de le...!" Mujhe usko iss waqt bewajah ki tention dena achchha nahi laga...
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Khair.. hamara paper achchha ho gaya.. agle din chhutti thi.. wapas aate huye bhi hum Sandeep ke sath hi aaye the... Wah Pinky ke ghar ke kareeb tak hamare sath aaya...
Ghar jate hi humne dekha.. Meenu neeche akeli hi baithi thi...
"Kya hua? Gayi nahi kya aaj bhi?" Pinky ne poochha...
"Nahi...!" Meenu ne mara hua sa jawab diya....
"Fir.. wo inspector yahin aa gaya toh?" Maine bhari mann se kaha.....
"Main kya karoon? meri toh kuchh samajh mein hi nahi aa raha.. mujhe darr lag raha hai.. usko phone kaise karoongi main? wo toh.. wo toh mujhe college se le jane ki baat kar raha tha.. main akeli bhala..." Meenu pareshan si hokar bol rahi thi...
"Kal chal padna didi.. kal hamari chhutti hai.. main bhi aapke sath chal padoongi..!" Pinky ne usko sahara sa dene ki koshish ki...
"nahi.. mummy papa kaise maanenge? koyi bahana bhi nahi hai.. Aey Anju! tu chal pad na mere sath... plz!" Meenu ne kuchh sochkar kaha," Main chacha chachi ko bol ke dekh loongi...!"
"Par.. par main kya karoongi didi..?" Maine achkacha kar kaha...
"Dekh le yaar.. tere sath mujhe bhi thodi himmat mil jayegi.. hum dono ko dekh kar toh wo bhi..." Meenu ne yachna bhari nigaahon se meri aur dekha...
"Theek hai.. par.. papa se poochhna padega.. 'wo' mana kar sakte hain.. aur fir bahana toh wahan bhi banana padega kuchh.." Maine 'apni' taraf se haan kahte huye bola...
"Chal.. main abhi tere sath ghar chalti hoon... main mana loongi unko.. kisi bhi tarah..!" Meenu thode utsaah ke sath boli...
"Par.. abhi toh hamein ek baar Sikha ke ghar jana hai.. wo bula rahi thi hamein.. pata nahi kya baat hai?" Pinky beech mein hi bol padi... main toh bhool hi gayi thi..
"Theek hai.. tum tab tak wahan ho aao.. main chachi ke paas ja rahi hoon.. chacha ne abhi pi toh nahi rakhi hogi na?" Meenu mujhse poochhne lagi...
"Nahi.. abhi toh shuru nahi ki hogi.. aap abhi chali jao.. par mera naam mat lena ki mujhe jana hai.. papa mana kar denge.." Maine usko papa ke mere baare mein vicharon se awgat karaya...
"Theek hai.. main abhi ja kar aati hoon.. tum bhi mil aao Shikha se.." Meenu ne kaha aur bahar chali gayi.. hum bhi chachi ko bolkar Sandeep ke ghar ki aur chal pade....
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Hum Sikha ke ghar mein upar chadh hi rahe the ki neeche se Sandeep ka bada bhai 'Dholu' aa gaya.. Mujhe uske asli naam ka nahi pata.. Gaanv mein sab usko 'Dholu' hi kahte hain.... Hamare mud kar dekhte hi wah muskurakar bola..," aao.. aao.. aaj kaise darshan de diye deviyo!"
"Shikha hai bhaiya?" Pinky ne seedhiyon mein hi khade hokar poochha....
"Upar toh chalo... yahin se wapas jaaogi kya?" Usne hanste huye kaha aur hamare paas aakar 'mere' kandhe par hath rakh liya..
Ham aise hi upar aa gaye.. usne mere kandhe se apna hath nahi hataya... Mere shareer mein gad rahi Uski ungaliyon ka dabaav mujhe kuchh 'dusri' hi tarah ka mahsoos huaa... Unki chhuan mere School ke teachers ki ungaliyon ki tarah thi.. jo mouka milte hi mere badan par yahan wahan 'apne' hath saaf karna nahi bhoolte the.....
"Bhabhi ji kahan hain..?" Maine kasmasa kar unki patni ke baare mein poochha..
Dholu ne apna hath hata liya..," Wo... wo toh mayke gayi hai apne... 2-4 din mein aayegi....
"Aur Shikha...?" Pinky ne poochha...
"Wo sab Tarun ke ghar gaye huye hain... bus aate hi honge.. baitho...!" Dholu ki najrein lagatar meri uthti baithti chhatiyon par gadi huyi thi.. Shirt mein unki kasawat bahar se hi saaf nazar aa rahi thi...," tab tak TV dekh lo..!" Usne TV chalaya aur dusre kamre mein chala gaya...
Kareeb 2-4 hi minute huye honge.. Dholu ne mujhe dusre kamre se aawaj di," Idhar aana, Anju! ek baar!"
Maine Pinky ki taraf dekha.. wah yunhi hulke se muskura di.. Maine khadi hokar kaha,"Shayad mujhe bula raha hai.. main abhi aayi..!"
"Theek hai.."Pinky ne jawab diya aur fir TV ki aur dekhne lagi.. Main bahar nikal kar dusre kamre ke darwaje par jakar khadi ho gayi..aur badi sharaafat se poochha,"Kya?"
"Ohho.. andar toh aao!" Hath mein revolver liye uski nali mein foonk maarta hua wah bola... Main ajeeb si najron se dekhti huyi uske mano bhavon ko padhne ki koshish karte huye uske paas jakar khadi ho gayi.. Gaanv mein sabko pata tha ki wah aise hi ulte seedhe kaam karta rahta hai.. isiliye uske hath mein revolver dekh kar mujhe hairani nahi huyi.....,"Haan?"
"Tu toh poori jawaan ho gayi hai Anju! maine toh tujhe saal bhar baad dekha hai.." Usne mere paas jane ke baad revolver ek taraf rakh di aur aankhon hi aankhon mein meri chhatiyon ka bhar sa tolne laga....
Maine laja kar najrein jhuka li.. Meenu didi theek hi kahti thi.. aadmi toh sare hi 'kutte' hote hain.. ladki ko toh bus jawaan hone ki der hoti hai..
"Ha ha ha.. sharma gayi... hai na?" Usne mera hath pakad liya...
"Kkya kah rahe the aap?" Maine achkacha kar poochha.. Pinky ke wahan hone ka asar mere jawaab par saaf dikhayi de raha tha.. main dari huyi si thi...
"Pahle toh ye bata.. parche (Exams) kaise ja rahe hain tere...?" Wah ab bhi mere ek hath ko pakde huye tha...
"Theek ja rahe hain.. abhi tak!" Maine hadbadahat mein jawab diya.. Meri kalayi par uske hath ki pakad majboot hoti ja rahi thi...
"Shabaash! koyi locha ho toh batana.. kisi baat ki fikar mat kiya kar.. mast raha kar.. kisi se ghabrane ki koyi jarurat nahi hai.. koyi chhede chhude toh bus ek baar naam bata dena... Samajh gayi na!" Usne bolte huye revolver utha kar mujhe dikhayi aur wapas takiye ke neeche rakh di... Mujhe pahli baar laga ki shayad usne pi rakhi hai...
Maine apna sir hila diya.. par bol nahi payi...
"He he he.. Sharmate huye toh tu aur bhi gajab ki lagti hai.. kya jawani di hai ram ne tujhe! Suna tha tere baare mein ladkon se.. par vishvas nahi tha ki tu sach mein itna mast maal ban gayi hogi...." Bolte bolte usne mera dusra hath bhi pakad kar apni taraf kheench liya.. Mere apne mann mein Pinky ke idhar aa jane ke darr ko chhod kar koyi aur darr nahi tha...
Uske mujhe apni taraf kheenchte hi main khinchti chali gayi... Bed par baithe huye Dholu ka ghutna mere ghutno ke beech aa fansa.. na chahte huye bhi mujhe apni jaanghein khol deni padi.. aur mere gaal sharm se laal ho gaye...
"Kuchh toh bol Anju! kya iraada hai? Mujhe bhi baki ladkon ki tarah tadpayegi kya?" Dholu mujhe dheere dheere aur bhi jyada apne paas kheenchna ja raha tha.. par wah shayad isi koshish mein tha ki main bhi kuchh pahal karoon.. isiliye wo poora jor nahi laga raha hoga...
Main kuchh na boli.. ghabra kar apna chehra ghumaya aur darwaje ki aur dekhne lagi...
"thode din pahle tere bag mein tujhe ek love letter mila hoga.. mila tha na.." Usne ek hath se mera hath chhod kar mera chehra apni aur ghuma liya.. main turant neeche dekhne lagi... kuchh bol nahi payi...
"Bol na! Mila tha na letter?" Usne dobara poochha.. toh maine 'haan' mein sir hila diya...
"Wo apna khas chela hai.. ek no. ka bachcha hai.. bahut naam kamayega.. he he he.. naam bataaun uska?" Dholu ne mere skirt ka saamne wala nichla sira pakad kar apne hath mein le liya...
Main kuchh nahi bol payi.. uski inn chhoti chhoti harkaton se mere badan mein waasna ka toofan sa uthne laga tha....
"Bol na.. naam bata doon kya?" Dholu meri skirt ke kapde ko dheere dheere apni hatheli mein lapet'ta ja raha tha..
"Pinky aa jayegi.." Maine uski aankhon mein dekh kar apne darr ki wajah batayi...
"Chal pagal.. mere hote huye bhi darti hai.. Sun! Sheelu hai 'wo' .. teri jawani par bahut marta hai.. usi ne mujhe bola tha.. Sandeep se tere liye ek dhansu sa garma garam 'love letter' likhwane ko.. Mast likha hua tha na?" Dholu ki iss baat ne toh mera dil buri tarah dhadka diya....
"Kyaaaaa? Sandeee....." Maine lagbhag uchhalte huye apni pratikriya di....
"Haan.. par ye baat Sandeep se mat poochhna.. usne Sheelu se kasam li hai ki 'wo' kisi ko nahi batayega.. Samajh gayi na..." Mujhe ahsaas bhi nahi hua ki kab usne meri skirt ko aage se poora lapet liya.. jaise hi meri 'kachchhi' ke kinaron par uski ungaliyon ka ahsaas hua.. maine ghabrakar el baar jhuk kar apni nangi ho chuki jaanghon; ek baar bahar darwaje ki aur; aur fir kasmasate huye uski aankhon mein dekha....
"Nahi bolegi na kisi ko bhi.. ye andar ki baatein hoti hain pagal.. aisi baatein bahar nahi batate.... nahi batayegi na tu.." Dholu ne apna ghutna meri taangon ke beech se nikala aur mujhe poore jor se apni aur kheench liya.. uska chehra meri chhatiyon se aakar takraya.. Sharaab ki gandh mere nathunon mein sama gayi.. uska ek hath mere hath ko pakde huye apne ling par tha.. Meri halat kharaab ho gayi...
Meri saanson ko tej hote dekh wah utsahit sa hokar bola,"Bol na meri Rani.. kisi ko kuchh nahi batayegi na..!"
"Nahi!" Maine apne sir ko hulka sa hila kar apna jawab diya.. aur baglein jhankne lagi...
"De degi na Sheelu ko.. tera deewana hai wo.. madarchod pagal sa ho gaya hai.. jab se tune school jana band kiya hai.. meri maan le.. de degi na usko?" Dholu ne kahte huye mere hath ko apne hath ke neeche lekar apne ling par daba diya..
'Wo' pal toh main jindagi bhar nahi bhool sakti.. Uske bina kahe hi maine apni ungaliyon ka ghera bana kar uske 'ling' ko kaskar apni mutthi mein pakad liya aur sisakte huye boli," aaaah... haaaan.. de doongi... par kahan doon..?"
"Haye meri jaan.. teri mutthi kitni garam hai.. teri choot kaisi hogi saaaliiiiii.." Wah pagla sa gaya.. meri skirt ko upar utha kar usne hath ko aage kachchhi mein fansa kar neeche sarka diya..," Oh teri maa ka louda.... aisi gouri aur chikni choot toh maine jindagi bhar nahi dekhi.. ye toh abhi se tapak rahi hai..."
Dholu ne ek ungali meri yoni ki faankon mein ghumayi aur usko bahar nikal kar meri aur apni aankhon ke saamne karke aise khush hua mano madhu makkhiyon ke chhatte se shahad nikal laya ho... ," Teri choot toh main loonga... chhod saale behan ke loude ko.. 'uss' piddi ki aulaad ko iss maal ki kya kadar hogi.. 'wo' bhi sala teri aur dekhega toh uski gaand mein goli maar doonga seedhi.... tu toh ek number ka samaan hai.. bol kab degi mujhe?"
Uski baaton aur harkaton se main bhi pagal si ho chuki thi.. mujhe 'waise' bhi iss baat se koyi farq nahi padna tha ki meri jawani se 'wo' behan ka louda khele ye 'ye' behan ka louda... Par main itni madhosh ho chuki thi ki baat ka jawaab dena hi bhool gayi...
"Bol na meri rangeeli chhamiya.. ab main teri choot mare bina nahi maanoonga.. degi na mujhe.. legi na mera louda apni choot mein..?" wah mera hath chhod kar dono hathon ko skirt mein pichhe le jakar mere nitambon ko buri tarah masalta hua bola.....
"aaaaaaaahhhh!" Main sisakte huye boli," Par kahan loooooon.." Meri aankhein band ho gayi.. main sab kuchh bhool chuki thi....
"Yahin le le rani.. abhi le le..." Usne jakar darwaja band kiya aur wapas aakar baithte hi apni pant ki zip khol kar apna fanfanata hua ling bahar nikal liya...
Main darr gayi..," Nahi.. abhi nahi.. Pinky hai yahan..!"
"Arrrrrrreeeeyyyy.." Usne meri ek na suni aur mujhe uthakar apni god mein baithate huye meri taangon ko apni kamar ke dono aur pichhe nikal diya...," wo toh TV dekh rahi hai... bus do minute ki baat hai.. ek baar toh yahin ghuswa kar dekh le.. teri choot ko bhi mere loude ka chaska lag jayega.."
Usne kahte hi meri kachchhi mere ghutno tak neeche sarka di aur mere ghutno ko mod kar mujhe aur aage sarkate huye apne ling par baitha liya.. uska ling mere nitambon ki daraar ke beechon beench fansa khada tha.. aur meri yoni ki faankein uski motayi ke anuroop fail kar uss par tiki huyi thi..
Apne ling ko mere yoni ke chhed par tikane ke liye usne mujhe upar uksaya hi tha ki tabhi darwaja khula.. Mere kaano mein 'sorry bhai' bolne ki aawaj aayi aur darwaja fir se band ho gaya.....
Hadbada kar usne mujhe chhod diya.. aawaj Sandeep ki thi.. Main khadi hokar apni kachchhi ko upar sarkate huye rone lagi..," Tumne darwaja band kyun nahi kiya.."
"Iski maa ki choot.. iss darwaje par andar kundi nahi hai.. par tu chinta kyun kar rahi hai.. kuchh nahi hoga... " Dholu apni pant ki zip band karta hua bola...
"Sandeep ne dekh liya..." main roti huyi boli....
"Tu ro kyun rahi hai meri rani.. main tera yaar hoon.. aur wo mera bhai.. kya hua jo usne dekh liya toh.. ye bata.. kab aayegi mere paas..?"
Main kuchh nahi boli.. khadi khadi subakti rahi...
"Mobile hai tere paas?" Dholu ne mera hath wapas pakad liya.. Main 'na' mein sir hilate huye apne aansoo pounchhne lagi....
"Dekh.. tere yaar ke paas teen mobile hain.. jo marji le ja.. bus mere naam ke alawa koyi bhi fone aaye toh uthana mat.. tere paas jab bhi mouka ho.. mujhe fone karke bula lena.. ya main bula loonga.. le le.. koyi bhi ek fone utha le..." Usne apne teeno mobile mere aage rakh diye...
"Nahi.. main fone nahi rakh sakti.. ghar mein pata chal jayega kisi ko.." Maine inkaar mein apna sir hilate huye kaha...
"Arey.. vibration kar doonga meri rani.. apni chhatiyon mein chhupa kar rakhna.. jab bhi mera fone aayega.. teri chhatiyon mein gudgudi si hogi... kisi ko pata nahi chalega Rani.. le le..." Usne apne aap hi ek mobile ko settings change karke meri skirt ki jeb mein daal diya," ja ab.. chinta mat karna kisi bhi baat ki... aur haan.. Shikha aaj hi mama ke ghar chali gayi hai.. 2-3 din baad aayegi toh main fone karke bata doonga..... ab tum aaram se ghar jao.. chinta nahi karna.. kisi bhi baat ki.. main hoon na... tera yaar!"
Maine apni jeb mein hath maar kar mobile ke karan ubhar si gayi skirt ko theek kiya aur bina koyi jawab diye darwaja kholkar bahar nikal gayi..
Sandeep Pinky ke sath dusre kamre mein chupchap baitha tha.. par main uski taraf dekh nahi payi..," Chalein... Pinky!"
"Haan.. ek minute.." Pinky ne khade hokar mujhse kaha aur Sandeep ki aur palat gayi..," Parson tak aa jayegi na Shikha?"
"Main.. bata doonga.." Mujhe Sandeep ki aawaj aayi.. main pahle hi bahar ki aur apna chehra ghuma chuki thi.. Pinky ke bahar aate hi hum seedhiyon se neeche utar gaye...
"Kya kah raha tha Dholu?" Gali mein aate hi Pinky ne mujhse poochha...
"aaa.. haaan.. kuchh nahi.. bus..." Main uska sawaal sunkar hadbada gayi...
"Toh fir 10 minute se uske paas kya kar rahi thi...? Achchha ladka nahi hai wo.. iske ghar waale bhi iss'se kaam dhandhon se pareshan rahte hain... tujhe jyada der uske paas nahi rukna chahiye tha..." Pinky ne mujhe hidayat si dete huye kaha....
"haan.. mujhe pata hai.. par main kya karti.. idher udhar ki baatein karta raha.. parche kaise chal rahe hain.. koyi dikkat toh nahi hai.. wagairah wagairah.. iske paas toh revolver bhi hai.. mujhe dikha raha tha.. bol raha tha ki koyi problem ho toh bata dena..." Main apne aap ko bachate huye baatein batane lagi...
"Chal chhod.. hum didi ko wo baat toh batana bhool hi gaye.. Manisha wali.." Maine beech mein hi ruk kar usko bataya....
"Arrey Haan!.." Pinky ne jawaab diya..," Chal.. jaldi ghar chal...
Hum ghar pahunche toh Meenu wapas aa chuki thi.. ghar ke andar jate hi wo mujhe kahne lagi..," Chacha maan gaye.. kal tu mere sath hi chalna..!"
Maine uski baat par hulki si pratikriya dete huye kaha..," haan.. par ek baat galat ho gayi didi!"
"Kya?" Meenu ne chintit hote huye poochha...
"Wo.. humne kal inspector ko ye kaha tha na ki Tarun Parson yahan se 11 baje gaya hai......" Mujhe Meenu ne beech mein hi rok diya..," ek minute.. Pinky.. mummy papa Tarun ke ghar gaye hain.. tu chay bana la bhag kar...!"
"Kya didi? mujhe hamesha apne paas se utha kar bhaga dete ho.. mujhe sab pata hai.. jo ye aapko batayegi..." Pinky ne apna munh chadha kar kaha....
"Wo baat nahi hai pagal.. sach mein chay ka dil kar raha hai.. jab tak Anju baat bata rahi hai.. tu bhag kar chay bana la.. pls!" Meenu ne yaachna si karte huye kaha...
"Theek hai..!" Pinky ne munh latkaya aur upar chali gayi....
"Tu pahle ek baat bata Anju! Kal agar wo inspector kuchh ulta seedha bolne laga toh..?" Meenu ne Pinky ke jate hi mujhse kaha....
"Kya matlab didi? main samjhi nahi" Maine kaha...
"Wo.. mera kahne ka matlab hai ki uske paas wo 'letters' hain.. agar wo bhi mujhe blackmail karne laga toh..?" Meenu ne udaas hokar kaha...
"Toh..." Main chupchap uske chehre ko yunhi dekhti rahi..," Main kya bataaun didi?"
"Chal chhod.. kal hi pata lagega.. uske mann mein kya hai.. tu kya bata rahi thi..." Meenu wapas meri baat par aakar boli...
" Wo.. Mainsha hai na.. Tractor wali....!" Maine kaha...
"Haan.. kya hua ?"
"Usne parson raat 9:00 baje ke aaspaas choupal mein ladayi ki aawaj suni thi.. usne shayad inspector ko bhi bata di....!" Maine kaha...
"Toh ismein....!" Meenu bolte bolte achanak ruki aur baat samajh mein aate hi uski tone badal gayi," Hey bhagwan.. kab batayi usne inspector ko ye baat?"
"Shayad yahan aane se pahle hi usko pata chal gaya hoga.. tabhi toh mujhe dobara theek se soch kar batane ko bol raha tha...!" Maine Meenu ki tarah hi mara sa munh bana kar kaha....
"Ohh.. iss'se toh hamari jhooth pakdi jayegi... iss baat par toh hum ad bhi sakte hain.. par agar Tarun ko kisi ne gyarah baje se pahle hi maar diya hoga toh hum jaroor jhoothe ho jayenge... postmortom report mein toh sab kuchh aa jayega... fir hum kya kahenge...." Meenu rone ko ho gayi....
"Ek baat kahoon didi.. bura na maano toh.." Mere dimaag mein kuchh aaya tha....
"Haan.. bol.. ab iss'se bura kya hoga mere sath..!" Meenu poori tarah hatash ho chuki thi...
"Wo.. main ye kah rahi hoon ki Usko letters toh mil hi chuke hain... aap usko sab sach sach kyun nahi bata dete.. ki wo aapko blackmail kar raha tha... unn letters ke liye.... fir hum ye bhi bol denge ki humne isi baat ko chhipane ke liye jhooth bola tha..." Maine kaha....
Meenu kuchh der tak chupchap baithi sochti rahi... usne meri baat par koyi pratikriya nahi di..," Par wo toh pichhe pada hai ki mujhe kaatil ke baare mein pata hai.. main katil kahan se lakar doon usko...."
Tabhi Pinky chay lekar aa gayi," Fans gaye na hum didi?" Usne aate hi poochha...
"Kyun..? kyun dara rahi hai...?" Meenu ne hadbada kar kaha..
"Nahi.. wo 11 baje wali baat toh inspector ko pata lag gayi na.. ki humne jhooth bola tha...!"