Erotica Kaamdev Ka Aashirvaad

[AnkurKumar3456]

Ek kadwa sach yeh bhi tha ke is thatkipan se use maza bhi aa rahi thi. Aakhir is harkat ne use baar baar Bhim ki hi yaad dila jo rahi thi.

Kuch palon ke baad voh ruk gaya aur aankhein mund ke let gaya.

Himani chain ki saas li aur paas me bethi Shruti ko dekhke soch me pad gayi ke Bhim ke saamne is ko kaise pesh karoon!

Kuch chintan ke baad voh ek kaatil muskurahat dene lagi aur bus aage badta gaya.
......

Vaha ghar me Gayatri soch me doobi rahi ke kya Shruti Himani ke saath surakshit hai bhi ya nahi.

Usi soch me doobi voh sankochjanak hoke kaam me vapas lag gayi.

Na jaane kya hone wala tha aage.

 

[AnkurKumar3456]

Bus aake ruk jaati hain ek dhabe par aur sab ke sab nashte paani ke liye utar padte hain. Shruti aur Himani bhi bhook ke maare utar jaate hain aur ek nazdeeki kursi table le lete hain.

Shruti : oh god bua! Kitni bhook lagi hai!

Himani : hmmmm teri umar hai hi bhookh ke kabil!

Shruti : oh god bua bas bhi karo!

Himani : varna itna saj dhaj ke kyon aati mere saath! (Haath aage karke gaal dabati hui)

Shruti : vaise voh aadmi to aise ghur raha tha ke bas mano! Ohh

Himani samajh gayi ke voh us bidi wale shaks ki baat kar rahi thi. Himani natkhat hone lagi us mudde ko leke aur Shruti ko chirane lagi.

Himani : hmmmmm to rajkumari ko voh tharki bhaa gayi! Mmmm

Shruti : (apni selfie lete lete ruk gayi) KYA??? Bua!!!!!!! Pagal ho aap! (Hans pari)

Himani : are chulbuli nakhrewaali! Are teri umar bali hain! Isme behek na lazmi hai!...(dheere se aage jaake) tu fikar mat kar..tu vapas meri jagah beth jaa bus me. (Aankh mar leti hain)

Shruti hairan reh gayi bua ke baaton se aur sach pucho to thodi geeli bhi hone lagi neeche. Jeans me kaid bur ko masalke bas yaha vaha dekhne lagi.

Himani samajh jaati hain uski nakhre ko aur table ke neeche se hi apni ek heel leke upar Shruti ki sudol jaangh par ghisne lagi.

Shruti kaamp uthi....

Heel ki tok uski bur ki honton ke kaafi nazdeek thi....

Shruti : bua kuch zyada nahi ho raha hai?? (Masoom acting karke)

Himani : mmmmmmmmmm tu kehti hain to ruk jaati hoon!

Shruti aankhein band kar leti hain aur ise jawab samajh ke Himani ab heel se jaangh masalne lagi aur jaise hi heel ki tok se uski bur me dhasne hi wali thi tabhi aajata hain waiter.

Lamba mustanda sa aadmi. Kandhe pe gamcha aur uski balisht maujudgi se Himani kamp uthi. Shruti bhi aankhein khol leti hain.

Waiter : boliye madamji (Himani ki aur) kya laoo?

Himani : (tease ke saath Shruti ko dekhke) tu kya legi?

Shruti : mmm do lassi leke aayie!

Himani : bhayia zara gadha banana! (Muskkurake Shruti ki aur aankh marti hain)

Shruti lal lal tamatar ki tarah sharma jaati hain aur vapas apni cell pe dhyan dene lagi.

Himani vapas heel ka khel jaari rakhti hain aur Shruti vapas vahi expression dene lagi aur is baar to dil khol ke ehsaaas ka anand lene lagi. Saamne pade glasss ko kass ke daboch leti hain.

Himani ko is garam lohe ka kuch karni thi aur jhat se Shruti ko leke washroom ki aur chali jaati hain.

Washroom nihati gandi thi aur aise mahol me bua bhatiji andar agaye aur kyonke koi aur nahi thi to Himani kass ke apni tapti honton ko Shruti ki honton se jod leti hain.

Shruti is hamle se khauff me aagayi aur jhat se bua se alag hoti hain "mwaaa! What the hell BUA???? Pagal ho gayi ho kya aap!".

Himani : are pagli tu jitni tadap rahi thi vaha table par...utni garmi door karne ke liye yeh karni padi mujhe! Samjhi? (Gaal pe chikoti maarke)

Shruti : lekin bua yeh sab???

Himani : kyon re nakhrewaali! Jab tu (haath ko peeche leke uski baalon ko sulgati hui) apni hi bhabhi ki bur me aag laga sakti hain to main kya teri nahi le sakti kya????

Shruti ki pairo tale zameen khisak gayi aur aankhein badi badi karke bua ki aur dekhne lagi.

Shruti : mmmma maaiinn??? Nahi bua .....voh us din....

Himani :. Dekh kuch nautanki mat kar! Tere or Pooja ki saare khel me jaanti hoon! Shuru se dekhti aayi hoon ke kis tarah bahu ke saath pesh ayi ho!

Shruti ki saas tez ho gayee.

Himani : chal main ek khel khelti hoon tere saath!

Himani ko ek gandi tarkeeb sujhne lagi aur nakhre karke Shruti se uski purse chin leti hain aur apni pallu me chipa leti hain.

Shruti kuch confused sa hone lagi aur dono nikal pade washroom me se.

Dono table par pahuch jaate hain aur lassi pee lete hain. Saath saath kuch aloo ke parathe bhi khaa lete hain. Tapti garmi me bhookh to kas ke lagi thi dono ko.

Shruti : layiye bua purse layie!

Himani nakhre karke "haaiii dayia purse bhul ayi kya???" (Pallu me purse chupke)

 

[AnkurKumar3456]

Shruti khel samajh jaati hain aur hairan reh jaati hain bua ke is shaitani chaal pe. Embarrassment me voh phir bol padi "buaa!!!! Please....aisa mat karo! Paise kaise denge!

Himani : haiiiiiiiii!! Rajkumari ko tension aa gayi! Kahin juthe bartan na dhone pare!!! (Aankh marti hui).

Shruti ki dil zor se dhadakne lagi aur jism me ajeeb hulchul hone lagi. Ek to aisi ganv ka dhaba upar se aas paas ke low class logo ko dekhke voh to pehle se hi thodi nervous thi.

Aise me Himani muskurane lagi aur waiter ke aane ka intezaar karne lagi. Shruti baar baar purse ke liye binti karne lagi par uski bua atal thi.

Dekhte hi dekhte waiter aajata hain aur Shruti pasine me taptap karne lagi. Himani ki chehre par ek nakhrili muskaan agayi uski haal dekhkar.

 

[AnkurKumar3456]

Lekhak se kuch chan alfaaz :

Doston, yun to Sumitra Devi ke parivaar me Pooja aur Amit ke darmiyan mahol bahut garam ho chala hain aur Nalini bhi bahut jald ek nayi zindagi mein kadam rakhegi, hum chalte hain Bhim ke ganv ki aur kuch samay ke liye!

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Update

Waiter ko nazdeek aate dekh Shruti buri tarah ghabra gayi aur baar baar bua ki aur dekhi jaa rahi thi "buaa!! Please!!! Purse dedo!".

Ab Himani muskurake bas peeche ki aur peeth dhakelne beth gayi aur Shruti ki masoom chehre ke bhav dekhke maze lene lagi.

Shruti apas me apni ungliyan dhas leti hain aur neeche talwer bhi nervous hoke apas me ghisne lagi.

Jaise hi voh bande ne bill patka table par, Shruti ki maathe me se ek laar pasina guzar ke gir pari table par, tabhi vaha pe Himani kuch notes rakh deti hain aur Shruti ki jaan me jaan agayi.

Ab jaane ka vaqt ho chuka tha aur dono bus ke liye nikal pade. Jaise hi bethe Himani ek kaatil muskaan dene lagi aur uski baalon ko sulgake bol padi "tujhe kya laga...khel sirf tu aur Pooja hi khel sakti hain!"

Shruti hairan reh gayi aur Himani phir use kehne lagi ke Nalini ke saath ki gayi harkat ko voh dekh chuki thi. Sharam se Shruti pani pani ho gayi thi. Kuch bol nahi payi.

Shruti kehti bhi to kya..bas chupchaap bethi rahi. Shukar tha ke voh bidi wala banda bhi vaha se jaa chuka tha tab tak.

Bus ab manzil ki aur chal pada.

Himani ne mann hi man Shruti ki bezati ki ayojan kar chuki thi aur mann hi mann chahti thi ke yeh shubh kam Bhim ke haathon ho!

Is vichaar se hi voh hans padi aur chain se aankhen mund ke peeche ki aur beth gayi.

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Kuch hi minto ke baad bus manzil pahuch jaati hain aur
neeche utarte hi Shruti ki mann me bahut sankoch aane lagi aur aaju baju ke mahol dekhke ghabra gayi.

Shruti (bua ke kareeb chipki hui) oh god bua! Aap ka sasural to kafi ajeeb jagah pe hain!

Himani (moo banake) teri maa jaisi kismat kaha re beti! Ab dekh to zara koi auto vagarah bhi milta hai ke nahi!

Shruti aaju baju dekhne lagi ke tabhi ek autowala aajata hain. Ganv me pehli baar itni saji dhaji mahilao ko dekhke uske badan me hulchulen paida ho gaya aur turant ruk pada.

Rikshawala : boliye maddam! (Shruti ki top se jhalakti stan ki choti si darar ko dekhta hua)

Shruti bua ki aur dekhne lagi aur Himani bol padi "haan bhayia! Golanpudi ilake me jaana hai!".

Rikshawala : are maddam! Kaafi door hai..umm dekhiye 200 lagenge!

Shruti : kya???? 200?? Bahut zyada hai bhayia! Itni bhi kya mehnga!!

Himani purani chaalbaaz thi. Voh dheere se nasdeek ayi aur aisi jhuki ke uski sleeveless blouse ki beecho beech mote mote stan ki darar saaf dikhai dene lagi.

Himani (natkhat andaaz me) bha-aa-yia! Zara kam kijiye to sahi!

Rikshawala : mmmmmmm (randi saali Mann hi mann me) 150 tak karrrr sakta hoon!

Ab Himani ne apni lal lal manicure wali haathon ko uske jaangh par rakh di badi pyar se "mmm 150??".

Rikshawala : (tujhe to ek din bhari bazar me patkunga yeh keemt saree utarwa ke! Sochta hua) mmmmmmm 100 kaisa hoga madam!

Himani seedhi khadi hui aur badi pyar se boli "shukriya bhayia, ab chalo bhi!..Ao Shruti!"

Rikshawale ne ab trouser ko adjust karne laga aur un dono ke vartalab dekhke Shruti dang reh gayi. Dhabe ke time se voh apni bua ka kuch alag hi roop dekh rahi thi.

Dono beth jaate hain aur phir kya auto aage chal padi.

Shruti : (dheere se bua ki kaan me) my god bua! Aap dangerous ho!

Himani sirf muskurati hain aur Shruti ki masoom nervous chehre ko sirf dekhne lagti hain.

"Tujhe to aisa maza chakhungi ke game khelne se pehle do baar sochegi!"

Itna sochna tha ke phir Himani mann hi mann hans leti hain.

 

[123aaliahai]

Nice update

 

[AnkurKumar3456]

Vaha ghar pe Amit aur Pooja ki rasleela dekhke Gayatri aur Sumitra dono ki bechaini badti hi gayi aur jahaan ghar ke ek kone me hariyali hi hariyali thi, vaha dusre aur tanhai ka alam tha.

Phir Gayatri aati hain apni saas ki kamre me aur hairani se unhe dekhne lagi. Sumitra leti hui thi aur unki baahon me kasi hui thi unki swargvasi pati ki tasveer jo puri tarah se mote papiton jaise stan me dhas chuki thi.

Aise me nazar aati hain Sumitra ki mast machalti stanon ki darar jo safed blouse me se nazar aa rahi thi. Na jaane kyon yeh pura drishya Gayatri ko badi kamuk lagi. Voh matakti hui aajati hain Sumitra ke paas aur badi natkhat andaaz me unki kaan ki bali ko haathon se chune lagi.

"Hmmmmmmmmmm" sisak padi Sumitra aur jaise hi aankhein thodi khuli to puri ke puri badi ho gayee "bbbaahuu tttuuu????" Ghabra ke voh seedhi beth jaati hain aur tasveer ko peeche palang par rakh leti hain.

Gayatri : (khilkhila ke) are maaji! Koi baat nahin....sasurji ki yaad aana to badi samanya baat hain

Sumitra : (mann me : kambakht sab kuch dekh rahi thi) hmmmm nahi re aisi baat nahi bass kuch dino se yeh tanhai satane lagi

Gayatri ki hosh ud jaati hain aise khule alfaaz sunke apni saas ki mooh se aur aajati hain unke chehre pe ek kaatil muskaan.

Gayatri : maaji, yeh tanhai ka alam bada zalim hain! Na umr dekhti hain aur na paristithi. Ab ghar ka mahol hi pakad lijiye! Jahaan ek taraf mera beta do do bhog ek saath ek hi chat ke neeche laga raha hain, to dusre taraf hum....

Uske kehne se pehle hi jhat se khidkiyan khul jaati hain aur bahaar bijli ki kadakne ke saath shuru hoti hain halki halki baarish aur tez tez hawa. Aise me Gayatri apni hairpin khol leti hain aur baalon ko lehrane deti hain.

Uski khule gesuo ko dekhke Sumitra ki na jaane kyon jalan jaisi hone lagi. Uski bhi haath kaamp rahi thi.... Upar uth rahi thi par dhere dheere. Gayatri apni saas ki bechaini bhamp leti hain aur "uff maaji! Is me kya sharmana!" kehti hui haath ko peeche le jaake unki hairpin nikal leti hain aur aise me gir jaati hain lambe kaale safed baal.

Khule baal me Sumitra Devi badi haseen lag rahi thi aur kamuk bhi.

Gayatri se raha nahi gaya aur chan alfaaz apni saas ko sunayi.

"Yeh zulfen, yeh gesu aur yeh aap ki haya...na jaane kitno pe bijli gira ne ki kabiliyat rakhta hain maaji...na jaane kitno par keher laa sakte hain".

Apni bahu ki mooh se yeh alfaazon ko sunke voh hairan reh gayi. Kal tak sar neeche karke baat karne vali aurat aaj uske baalon ko kholke aur jee bhar uski tareef karne lag gayi.

Na jaane kyon unki chehre par aati hain ek kaatil si muskaan aur badi ada se apni surat pe haath rakhke mooh pher leti hain. Gayatri khilkhila uthi unki ada pe.

Gayatri : kya baat hai maaji...kuch zyada to nahi bol diya maine?

Sumitra : (mooh pherti hui uske taraf dheere se) naaaa riii .... Aisi baat nahin ....na najaane kyon bahu...(apni lambe zulfon pe haath pherti hui) yeh khule khule hi aache lag rahe hain.

Gayatri : jannat ki hoor lag rahi ho aap!

Sumitra sharma jaati hain

Gayatri : kaatil adaon ki Menaka lag rahi ho aap!

Sumitra ki saas phulne lagi

Gayatri : kaash aap pehle se hi in geuso ko khule hi rakhte....lagta hain sasurji inpe hi fida ho gaye the hai na maaji?

Sumitra buri tarah sharma jaati hain aur unki labon pe aajati hain ek kaatil muskaan.

Gayatri bhi ab biatar pe se uth jaati hain aur kamre se bahar nikalne se pehle phir se ek baar apni saas ki aur dekhke "inhe khule hi rakhiye!" kehke nikal jaati hain.

Sumitra dabe labon se gungunati hui balon pe haath pherne lagi aur na jaane kyon mann hi man khud se kehne lagi "hmmmm agar Amit ne mujhe aisa dekh liya to kya kehga! Hmmm kya voh apni hi daadi ki tareef karega....jaise voh Nalini ya Pooja ki karta hain......."

Phir use khayal ayi ke Amit unke khule baal se kaise khelta tha aur kabhi kabhi to tareef karne ke saath saath unke....

Eeesshhhh! Is khayal se hi voh sharma jaati hain. Ab aise ashubh vichaar voh kahe bhi to kisse kahe. Lekin haan baalon ko ab se voh nahi bandh ne wali thi. Yeh baat usne than li.

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Dusre aur rikshawala Shruti aur Himani ko ab manzil pe aajate hain aur nikalte hi Shruti ko ghinn si aane lagi mahol ko dekhke. Apni purse me se rumal nikal ke naak sikud leti hain "chii bua! Phuphaji ka ghar aisi jagah pe hain kya!!".

Himani to gandagi jaisi shabd bhul hi chuki thi jabse voh Bhim ki pyar aur vasna me pagal hui thi. Yaha tak ke use voh din bhi yaad thi jab Bhim use pura nanga karke uski puri jism ka bhog liya tha.

Us yaad se voh phir garam hone lagi aur ab apni asli rang me aake Shruti ki mast gulabi gaalon ko dabake boli "kaan phuphaji beti? Yeh to mera YAAR ka ghar hai!
...voh dekh!".

Shruti jo pehle se hi hairan pareshaan thi, peeche mudke dekhti hain to uski aankhein badi badi aur mooh khula ka khula reh gayi.

Saamne se Bhim aa raha tha unke aur chalke. Uske chehre pe tha beshamar muskaan.

 

[123aaliahai]

Nice update

 

[AnkurKumar3456]

Shruti bahut gambhir paristithi me thi. Kuch sujh nahi rahi thi use. Bhim ke hont uske honton ke kareeb aane lage aur bade halke se voh tharki uske nichle hont ko chus leta hain.

Ufffffff Shruti ki zehn zehn me jaise kisi ne chingari phenk di ho aur ab aag lagne me zyada der nahi tha. Bhim isse aage kuch karta, Shruti usko dhakel deti hain aur alag ho jaati hain.

Shruti : aaiiiii (tez awaaz me) aukat me raho saale kamine insaan!! Saale haramkhod!!!! Gande sawle chehra khudka kabhi dekha aine me!!!!!! Kutta kahin ka....jaake khud ka mut pile jaaaa yaaahhha se!!!!!!!

Bhim nashile ankhon se bas use dekh raha tha...aur Shruti hairani se apni mooh par haath dale soch me pad gayi ke itne gande alfaaz uski mooh me aye to kaise aye!

Haaan....

Yeh khufia charitra bhi ab saamne aagayi thi uski, aur iska zimidar tha Bhim!

Bhim : are baby! Lagi raho ..... bilkul randi lag rahi thi tu!!!! (Hans ke)

Shruti sharam ke maare khud ko dekh hi nahi paa rahi thi, uski badan aur charitra dono pani se taar taar ho chuki thi.

Bhim ne aur aag laga diya.

Bhim : are fikr mat kar! Teri bua bhi kuch kam nahi hai!

Shruti bua ki baat sunke hairani se Bhim ki aur dekhne lagi "MATLAB????"

Bhim : are meri chammo! Baat badi saral hai.....teri bua khud mujhse izzat gava bethi hai kahi baar! Lekin (apne honton par haath lagaye chumme ka harkat karte huye) saali kya item hai terii buaaaa!!!! Uffffffff uski pichwada dekhi tune??? Uffffff

Shruti kuch kuch garam hone lagi. Bua ke liye aisi baaton ka upyog Bhim ke mooh se badi Ajeeb lagi use...par dil ki kisi kone se voh maza bhi lene lagi.

Bhim : ufffffffff tu saali aisi parivaar me se hain jahaan aurten aur londiya ek se ek mast maal hai!!!!! Ufffff (ab lungi ke upar se hi apne ubhar ko dabaye) ufffff hmmmm

Shruti ki bur se ek katra boond gir padi aur voh uttejna me apni jaanghon ko hi daba bethi.

Shruti : (sharma ke) bahut gande ho AAP!!

Bhim : are meri raniiii!

Shruti : raniiii mat bolo!!!!!!

Bhim : chal thik hain...jo teri bua ko bulata hoon, tujhe bhi vahi bualonga!

Shruti : kkkya?

Bhim : RANDI SAALI!!!!!

Shruti ki dil seena pharke jaise uski haath me aagayi ho aur jhaarrrr jharr paani beh pari jaangho ke ird gird. Randi shabd sunke voh aur reh nahi payi aur jaangho ko apas me ghisne lagi.

Bhim ab uske aur kareeb agaya ke tabhi ek taali ki awaaz sunayi diya. Awaazw Himani ki thi "vaah mere Sartaj! Vah! Aakhir kali ko tod hi laye gagan me se!

Bhim : (aankh marke) are sirf toda hai! Masla thodi!

Himani : (ek paanw nikalke chabati hui) hmmmmm are madod bhi dena, masal bhi dena!
(Shaitani muskurahat ke saath) arree kuch aisa kar iske saath ke kuch din chal bhi na paye yeh banno!!!!!

Bua ki mooh se aisa sunke Shruti ki pair pighalne lage. Pooja ki sangat me vo to pehle hi chudasi ho chuki thi aur to aur aaj bua aise aise alfaaz us ke liye layi ke voh aur chudasi hone lagi. Bina kuch soche apni bur jeans ke upar se hi daboch leti hai, lekin nazre abhi bhi neeche.

Himani : alele aleleleee!!!!!!!! Meriiii bannooooo!!!!! Meri pyari Shruti bitiya!!!! Arii dekho to kitni badi ho gayi hai na Bhim!

Bhim abhi bhi lund ko lungi ke upar masal raha tha.

Himani : sun Bhim! Kal hum dono vapas ghar jaa rahe hain...aaj main tujhe aadesh deta hoon ke is kamsin kali ko phool bana dal!!!!!! (Shruti ko dekhke) kyon re meri beti pe khub ungli karti hain ..ab to ungli nahi seedha lauda hi karungi me!!!!!!

Bhim : areeeee kyo nahiii

Shruti hairan reh gayi bua ki baaton se hairan reh gayi aur jaake uski pairo par gir gayi, aankho mein halke halke nami aagayi thi "PLEASE Bua!!!!!!!!! Aisa mat kijiye!!!!! Pleaaseee roko Bhim bhayia Koo!!!

Himani badi natakya hone lagi aur Bhim ki aur dekhke kehne lagi "areee Bhim! Kahin yeh Gayatri devi ki beti to nahi! Jo girgira rahi hain?"

Bhim : bilkul!!!!!! Areee (lund masal ke) zara dekho to ise! Accha hua yeh kothe pe nahi hai!

Himani garam hone lagi "varna kya hota??????" Hont ko daba ke.

Shruti rone ki avastha me thi.

 

[123aaliahai]

Nice update

 

[rahul.das]

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