Update 57
sania apni choot se rista huya veerya chaat gayi aur raj ki baahon mein so gayi...
agli subah maa ke ander se jaise unki choot bol rahi ho...
choot- saali tere chakkar mein main bhi fas gayi...
gaand- maine kya kiya...
choot- dekha nahi kal wo sania kitne maze le rahi thi aur main yahan ro rahi hoon teri wajah se...
gaand- saaf-saaf bol...baat ghuma mat...
choot- to saaf-saaf sun tera malik tere ander apna musal daalna chahta tha...haan ya nahi...
gaand- haan...
choot- tu aaj tak kuwari hai isiliye use daalne nahi diya...
gaand- haan...
choot- to is karan usne ek mahine ka hamari malkin ko waqt diya...
gaand- haan...
choot- yahi karan hai ki main bhi roti hoon sirf teri wajah se...agar apne ander le leti to tera kya jaata...
gaand- theek hai main lene ko taiyaar hoon...
udhar raj bahar chala gaya kaam se...saara kaam khatam hone ke baad usne kuch 12 baje vanshika ko phone lagaya...
vanshika- hmmm...bolo...
raj- bas yaad aa rahi thi...
vanshika- oh ho...ye haadsa kab hua...
raj (hanste huye)- arre yaar...sacch keh raha hoon...chal kahin milte hai naa...
vanshika- abhi kal hi to mile the...
raj- itna waqt ho gaya...kya jhuth bolti hai...
vanshika- chal rehne de...abhi mujhe bahut kaam karna hai...
ye keh kar usne phone rakh diya jisse raj thoda mayus sa ho gaya aur car mein hi thode dair baitha raha...tabhi vanshika ka phone aaya...
vanshika- gussa ho gaya...
raj kuch nahi bola to boli...
vanshika- tu hai kahan...
raj- bas tere office ke bahar...
vanshika- 5 minute mein aati hoon...
raj- theek hai...
kuch dair baad dono ek restaurant mein baithe the...
vanshika- kyun yaad aane ko kya hua...
raj- arre yaar dost ki yaad nahi aa sakti kya...
vanshika- tabhi bolti hoon shaadi karle...
raj- teri hone se pehle main kaise kar lu...
vanshika- fir to kunwara mar jayega...mujhse kaun shaadi karega...
mere chakkar mein khud ki zindagi barbaad mat kar...
raj- kyun kehti hai aisa....hazaro ladke hai jo tujhse shaadi karne ke liye marte honge...
ab tere jaisi biwi kisi naseeb waale ko hi milegi...
vanshika- mom kehti hai jo tujhse shaadi karega wo pacchtaeyga...
raj- aisa kyun...tu itni bhi buri nahi hai...haan kabhi-kabhi kuch harkate karti hai par chalta hai...
ye sun kar vanshika ki aankhen chowdi ho gayi aur wo boli...
vanshika- maine kya kiya...bata na jara...
raj- arre meri maa...kuch nahi aur waise bhi agar teri shaadi nahi huyi to meri bhi nahi hogi...
tab aakhir mein main tujhse shaadi kar lunga kyunki main tujhe sahan kar sakta hoon...
ye bol kar raj hasne laga jiske baad vanshika ne pair se raj ke pair pe mara...
raj ne aise hi nazar ghuma ke dekha to hotel mein kayi ladke jo girlfriend ke saath baithe the wo vanshika ko hee dekh rahe the...
wahin unki girlfriends vanshika ko dekh kar jalte huye use mann hi mann gaaliyaan de rahi thi...
raj- dekh saari ladkiyaan tujhe dekh kar jal rahi hai...
tab vanshika bhi wahan baithe sabhi ladke-ladkiyon ko dekhne lagi aur boli...
vanshika- kya hai...kabhi ladki nahi dekhi kya...
tabhi ek aashiq mizaaj ladka uske samne aaya aur bola...
vanshika- aapke jaisi nahi dekhi...
raj khada hoke use maarne waala hi tha ki tab tak vanshika ne kas ke use thappad laga diya...
thappad ki awaaz pure hotel mein gunj gayi...uske baad vanshika ne uski collar pakdi aur boli...
vanshika- kya bola...
tabhi raj ne piche se vanshika ko pakad liya aur bola...
raj- vanu...rehne de...chhod de use...aise logo ke muh nahi lagte...
vanshika- chhod mujhe...iski to...batati hu abhi...mujhe chhedega...
ab tak pure hotel mein tamasha khada ho gaya tha...
raj jaise-taise karke vanshika ko sambhaal kar hotel se bahar le gaya lekin wo ab bhi bahut gusse mein thi to boli...
vanshika- chhod mujhe...ladki ko chhedega...kya samajhta hai...abla naari hai...
raj- vanu...shaant ho jaa...wo ab kisi ko zindagi mein nahi chhedega...itna kas ke thappad pada hai use...
jiske baad dono car mein baith gaye tab raj bola...
raj- dekha....kitni acchi lagi tu use ki sare bazaar tere se baat karne ki himmat dikhayi...
haalaanki usne andaza nahi lagaya hoga ki ye sab ho sakta hai...
vanshika hasne lagi aur boli...
vanshika- tabhi mujhe ladke pasand nahi aate...aisi harqat mat karo...
raj- par usne kya maine bhi imagine nahi kiya tha ki tu use itni kas ke laga degi...
vanshika- ab tujhe bhi khana hai...
raj- nahi meri maa...
ye keh kar raj ne uske samne haath jod diye...jisko dekh vanshika hasne lagi aur boli...
vanshika- nahi mere bete ko main nahi marungi...
ye sunke raj bhi hasne laga aur gaadi start karke dono vanshika ke ghar ki taraf nikal gaye...ghar pahuchne pe vanshika boli...
vanshika- chal andar...thodi dair baithte hai...
raj- rehne de...abhi kaam hai...
vanshika- fir...!!!
raj usko gussa hote dekh bola...
raj- chal meri maa....koyi bhi kaam ho baad mein kar lunga...
raj andar gaya aur uski mummy ko namastey kiya aur baith gaya tab vanshika ki maa megha boli...
megha- beta...kaise ho...
raj- bas theek hoon aunty...uncle kaise hai...
megha- bas...ab 2 mahine reh gaye hai unke retirement ko...
raj- aunty ye to acchi baat hai...
tabhi vanshika change karke aayi aur apni mummy ke paas baith gayi...
raj- aunty dekho kya ladki hai...ek glass pani bhi nahi pila sakti...
vanshika- kyun...tu kabse pani ka wait karne laaga...aaj tak mere ghar mein tujhe kisi cheez ki manayi ki hai...
raj- aunty ye pagal ho gayi hai...abhi ek ko dhar liya tha isne...marr jaata aaj wo...
vanshika use ghur ke dekhne lagi to megha aunty boli...
megha- kyun kya hua...
raj ne sab bata diya toh megha aunty boli...
megha- wahi to dikkat hai...ladko ko bhi nahi chhodti...bacchpan mein hathapayi bacchpana hota hai...ye pata nahi kab badi hogi...
ye sunke vanshika ka muh itna sa ho gaya aur boli...
vanshika- kya mom...aap bhi...
jispe raj aur megha aunty dono hasne lage...
megha- pata nahi iski shaadi kisse hogi...pata chala usko hee naa thappad laga de...kaun karega aisi ladki se shaadi...
raj- koyi na koyi to kar lega...aisa karna ghar jamai bana lena...taaki iski harqato pe kabu kar sako...
ye sunte hi vanshika tapak se boli...
vanshika- na kare to na kare...meri bala se...ye hai naa...issi se shaadi kar lungi...
vanisha ki baat sunte hi raj thoda sakte mein aa gaya...apni mummy ke samne ye aise kaise bol gayi...
phir thode dair baad raj wahan se nikal gaya...
raj ne jab se sania se sambhog kiya hai tab se use khud mein ek badlaav nazar aane laga tha...
uska lund ab sabko dekhte hi salami dene lagta aur pata nahi kyun supada phool ke tamatar ban jaata tha...
jis treatment ko wo farji maan raha tha usne to apna kaam kar diya...
haalaanki woh sambhog mein haar ya jeet ko mahatva nahi deta tha sirf prem ko mahatva deta tha...
wo ghar pahuncha to sab kaam karne mein lagi huyi thi to wo fresh hone chala gaya...
tabhi kissi kaa phone baja jo shayad sofe pe tha...sapna wahan gayi aur dekha to wo phone raj ka tha...
pehle to usne dhyaan nahi diya par phir haath mein liya to dekha ki usme "vanu" karke kuch likha aa raha tha...
sapna ko samajh nahi aaya to usne pick kiya to dusri taraf se kissi ladki ki awaaz aayi...
vanshika- hello...are tu yahan kuch kagaz bhool gaya hai...
sapna- kaun bol raha hai...
vanshika- aap kaun ho...raj kahan hai...
sapna- main uski bua bol rahi hoon...
vanshika- oh sorry aunty...wo yahan kuch papers bhool gaya hai...please use bata dijiyega...
sapna- beti tum kaun ho...
vanshika- main uski friend hoon...theek hai aunty ab main phone rakhti hoon...
thodi dair baad sapna ne raj se khane ki table pe pucha...
sapna- ye vanu kaun hai...
vanu naam sunte hi raj ke gale mein khana atak gaya aur wo khasne laga...jiske baad sapna ne use pani diya aur boli...
sapna- kya hua...kisiki yaad aa gayi...
raj- arre bua...wo meri bacchpan ki dost hai...
sapna- sirf dost hai ya kuch aur...
raj- best friend hai aur kuch nahi...
sapna- maine soccha shayad kuch aur ho...
raj- kya bua...wo meri kuch aur...marna hai kya mujhe...
sapna- kyun...aisa kyun keh raha hai...
raj- mujhe nahi pitna uske haatho...phir usne sabko restaurant waala kissa suna diya to sab hasne lage...
sabka khana khatam hua aur maa ne ishaare se use apne kamre mein aane ko kaha...